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0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, and welcome to Gory Games,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28with me...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And me...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32How do we know you're the real Dave Lamb
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and you haven't been replaced by an evil robot version?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I am not a robot.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Well, that's just what a robot would say.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Rattus, how do you want me to prove to you that I'm not a r...
0:00:44 > 0:00:45RATTUS GASPS
0:00:48 > 0:00:49I'm kidding.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Charlie and I'm from Swindon!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hello, Charlie!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hey, I'm Lily and I'm from Gloucester.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hello, Lily!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hi, I'm Isaac and I'm from London.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hello, Isaac!
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Welcome, everyone. You lot are all playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:10 > 0:01:13will win a fabulous prize that I didn't think
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I could ever part with because it got so stuck to me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18THEY LAUGH
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I dread to think.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22So, let's get this show on the road with a round that
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I like to call Round One.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28What's it about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's the Frightful First World War.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35So, four questions on World War I coming up.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:01:38 > 0:01:42and your four World War I topics are...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So, Isaac, you get to pick first in this round.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Which one of those would you like?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Toilets.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You won't be surprised to learn that this is
0:01:56 > 0:01:58a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00In the trenches in World War I,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03why was going to the toilet sheds dangerous?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Was it A - because rats would bite your bum,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11B - there was so much poo you could drown in it,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15or C - the Germans dropped bombs on the loos?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Interesting.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21The boys agreeing on C,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Lily on her own there with B.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Rattus, what's the correct answer?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, the answer is...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28C!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yes, the enemy targeted the toilet sheds, dropped bombs on them.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Mind you, with their dodgy trenches' diet, I expect our soldiers
0:02:35 > 0:02:39experienced plenty of nasty explosions in the loo!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40You know...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43I do apologise.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So, Isaac and Charlie, you're off the mark with an eyeball
0:02:45 > 0:02:46and a skull apiece.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49No brains awarded yet, Lily, but you do get to choose
0:02:49 > 0:02:51the next category, what would you like?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Could I have Slang please?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56What was trench slang for spilling food on your uniform?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Everybody has gone for B.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Are they all right, or are they all wrong?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11The answer is...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Which makes me one of the most decorated soldiers in World War I.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18HE BURPS
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Revolting. So the answer was they were all wrong.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23No further points to be awarded there.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Charlie, it's your turn to pick a category.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Whales, please.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And that, Charlie, is a prop question.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Prop question, prop question.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Yeah, yeah, and you know what? I've decided I'm not doing it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- What?- I'm fed up with going over to the cupboard
0:03:37 > 0:03:39and being hit by the two boxing glove booby traps.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It's humiliating. I am a grown man.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Look, there aren't two booby traps this time, I promise.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47You promise?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You have my word, there aren't two booby traps.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Well, I suppose that'll have to do.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Let's have a look in this one.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah, all three are booby trapped.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59The prop's just here under the desk.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Thanks, Rattus. Helpful as always.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yes, here is the prop, and that, I have to say,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08is a tub of whale oil.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Nice.- Ugh.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14How did soldiers use whale oil to stay warm in the freezing trenches?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Would they A - drink it,
0:04:16 > 0:04:18B - smear it on themselves,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20or C - use it to start a fire?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Let's see those answers now, please.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25All going for B,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27and I can tell you, you are all
0:04:27 > 0:04:29absolutely right.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30The soldiers would smear
0:04:30 > 0:04:33whale oil on their body for an extra layer or insulation.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Think I'd rather get cold.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Think I'd rather drink it! Yum, yum.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39So, points all round there,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41and it's all still to play for.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44The final question is on George V, and this is what it is.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49In World War I what was surprising about British King George V
0:04:49 > 0:04:52and his enemy, Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54A - they were both Tottenham Hotspur fans,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56B - they were cousins,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59or C - they were both phobic about spiders?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Let's see those answers now, please.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04The boys have agreed on B,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Lily has gone on her own with A.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07What is the answer?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09The answer is...
0:05:09 > 0:05:10B - they were cousins.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13They were both the grandchildren of Queen Victoria.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Talk about families at war, hey?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17So that's another eyeball
0:05:17 > 0:05:19and another skull,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and that means that we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Beginning with the letter P, what was the name of the birds
0:05:27 > 0:05:30used by the British Army in World War I to send messages?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31ACHOO
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Pigeon.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Isaac, pigeons is absolutely right.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Congratulations, it's time for you to choose your Year Sphere
0:05:37 > 0:05:39and it's time for me to say
0:05:39 > 0:05:44"All hail the potty pyramid!"
0:05:44 > 0:05:48ANGELIC SINGING
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Help yourself, please, Isaac, but choose carefully.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54AD dates will be added to your total, of course,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56BC dates subtracted from it.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00We'll find out what's in there at the end of the show.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, winning the World War I quiz means Isaac is automatically
0:06:03 > 0:06:05through to play the World War I game,
0:06:05 > 0:06:08but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Let's find out, shall we?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's a Single Player Silly Game.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18So, Isaac, off you go down that Time Sewer.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Whee!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It's time to play...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You are a British fighter ace doing battle against the infamous
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Red Baron and his so-called Flying Circus.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You must load, aim and hit those enemy planes.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42There's one point for every successful hit
0:06:42 > 0:06:45and if you get the Red Baron himself, you get two points.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Battle begins now!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52HORN BLARES
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Here we go, Flying Circus.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Isaac's missed with his first shot there, that's a bit of a shame.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Look at that, he's wobbling about there,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02not so stable up there in the air.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, no, I think I'm getting airsick, Dave!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yes, but Rattus, they're not real planes!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Bleurgh, that's real sick, though!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Oh, heavens!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It really is very difficult to aim well in these windy conditions
0:07:12 > 0:07:14but he needs to focus now and get his eye in.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17It looks as if it's getting windier, if anything, Rattus.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It must be quite terrifying.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Absolutely terrifying, he's rocking about.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22It's no wonder...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24There's the Red Baron! There's the Red Baron!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Come on! BOTH: Get the Red Baron!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Oh, he's gone.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Well, he'll be disappointed with that.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now, here goes... He's got one!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Oh, he's got one! - Lovely to see that!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37That is his first one.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38What a good shot it was.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40He just needs another five of those, Rattus,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and he's in business here. Though time is ticking on.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45'30 seconds remaining.'
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Told you, just 30 seconds to go now.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, he's got another one! That's two!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51So he just needs four more,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53although that might be a challenge
0:07:53 > 0:07:55in the time left.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Yeah.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh! Carrier pigeon!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- To where?- What?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Carry a pigeon to where?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Why can't it fly?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03How come I have to do all the work?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, Rattus.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh, and he's dropped that one,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08that could cost him.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09There's the pigeon again.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Oh, and there's the Red Baron!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, no he's missed it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14The seconds are ticking away here now.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15'Time's up.'
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Oh, and it's all over. Bad luck, Airman Isaac.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Well done, fella.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Sadly, you didn't beat the Red Baron and his cronies
0:08:24 > 0:08:28so no Year Sphere for you, I'm afraid, but a very good effort.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31OK, Round Two time now, let's find out what's up next.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's the Rotten Romans.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Four questions again, and here are
0:08:40 > 0:08:43your all-important Roman topics...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52So Lily, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53What would you like?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Could I have weddings, please?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Here comes your question, ready or not.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06A - burn a sacrificial cabbage,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08B - sacrifice a goat,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11or C - read a chicken's entrails?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16So you've all gone for B.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Let's find out what the answer is.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Right then, the answer is...
0:09:20 > 0:09:24A. The priest would burn a sacrificial cabbage.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I don't know, vegetables at a wedding ceremony.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I had a leak at your wedding, Dave.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Did you?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Didn't have any vegetables, though.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33CHILDREN LAUGH
0:09:33 > 0:09:36So, no points there. Charlie, it's your turn to pick a category.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Table manners, please.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43- ROMAN:- What was it unlucky to mention at a Roman dinner table?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Isaac's gone for C,
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Lily and Charlie
0:09:54 > 0:09:55have both gone for B.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57What's the correct answer?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58The answer is...
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Although if you did mention fire, you could remedy it by
0:10:03 > 0:10:05pouring water on the table.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Unfortunately, spilling water was also unlucky!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11OK, Isaac, you have won a point there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13One eyeball to you, lovely stuff.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Now it's your go. Let's pick a category.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Beauty treatments.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That is a question for Rattus Rattus.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21What were the key ingredients
0:10:21 > 0:10:24of a Roman ointment for removing leg hair?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Wild she-goat blood and powdered what?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Answer that questions now, please.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Ooh! They've all agreed on C.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Rattus, are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43They're all wrong!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Cos the answer is...
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Yes, to make Roman leg hair remover, simply mix wild she-goat blood
0:10:50 > 0:10:52with powdered viper.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Only one point scored so far.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56That means everyone's still in it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And the final question is on emperors.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Evil Emperor Commodus liked pretending to be a gladiator.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Whilst he fought with a sword, he'd arm his opponent with what?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Show me now, please.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Isaac's gone for A,
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Lily and Charlie have gone for B.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What's the answer, please?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22The answer is...
0:11:23 > 0:11:27He'd arm his opponent with sponges, just to make sure he'd win.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Commodus would also tie their legs together, the cheat!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yeah, which is the only way you'll ever beat me, Lamb!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36All right, Rattus, all right, steady on.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37No need to come to blows over it.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well played, Charlie and Lily.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41That means that, at the end of the round,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44we go to a tie-break question.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Beginning with the letter B, name the queen of the Iceni tribe who
0:11:49 > 0:11:51led a rebellion against the Romans in...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Lily.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Boudicca?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Boudicca is absolutely right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Well buzzed, Lily. You've won yourself a Year Sphere,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Please collect it now.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03CHOIR SINGS
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Very good.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07As the winner of the Roman quiz,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10you are through to play the Roman game,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15There's only one way to find out.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's an All Play Gory Game.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24So, off down the Time Sewer with the whole lot of you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Bye, Dave.- Bye, Charlie.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29See you later!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32It's time to play...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38When they laid siege to an enemy fortress, the Romans resorted
0:12:38 > 0:12:40to some pretty dirty tricks.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43They would catapult rocks, beehives and even the severed heads
0:12:43 > 0:12:45of defenders they'd captured.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Your challenge is to fire as many missiles into your
0:12:48 > 0:12:50fortress target as possible.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ready, steady...
0:12:52 > 0:12:53HORN BLARES
0:12:53 > 0:12:56They're off! So they've got to dash back to the basket, Rattus,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58grab either a rock, a beehive or a severed head
0:12:58 > 0:13:00and then fire it to their fortress.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02He's put that one into Lily's!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04That's gone into Lily's.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06That one won't count, I can assure you of that.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- There's one there for Charlie!- Well played!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09First piece of sedimentary,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11right down, back of the net!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13And that is a genuine one for Lily.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18A beehive there, Rattus, quite the bee's knees of missiles.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Do bees have knees, Dave?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I don't know, Rattus, that's hardly the point.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Have you tried asking one?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I have, but they're always too busy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25RATTUS LAUGHS
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Yeah, thank you Rattus.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh there's a lovely beehive for Charlie.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, and another rock for Lily.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Dave, how do you make a bee angry?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I don't know. How do you make a bee angry?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38You catapult his hive into a fortress.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, sorry, I thought you were doing a joke.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, no, not everything has to be a joke, Dave.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44That's true.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Charlie now beginning to line another one up.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Boom! Oh, he's incredible at this game!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Lily lining up a hive.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh, that's just short.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Look at that, a severed head there from Isaac.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- That's gone in! - It's gone in! The head's in!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Terrific! His first one and it's a very, very good one.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Superb stuff.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Having said that, though, I think he may struggle
0:14:06 > 0:14:08to catch Lily and Charlie.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Especially now, Rattus.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh, look at that!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Synchronised slam dunk!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15'30 seconds remaining.'
0:14:15 > 0:14:18So, just 30 seconds remaining and I think we
0:14:18 > 0:14:20can say now that this is an out and out
0:14:20 > 0:14:22fight between Lily and Charlie.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'll give you a heads up on the headcount.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It looks like Lily is ahead by a head.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I'm heading off, I've had enough.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30You've head enough?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I think that's what you mean.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Lily maintains her lead nicely there with seven.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Here she goes again.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Cor, that one's gone flying off!
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Maybe that's opened the door for Charlie.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, but I think he's missed that one.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Lily with another chance to
0:14:44 > 0:14:45extend her lead. That's eight!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47'Time's up.'
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Lily has won that heads down... hands down!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Out of there like greased lightning. Superb.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well played, well played indeed.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Very close there, Charlie, but the winner with eight points was Lily.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07CHOIR SINGS
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Good job, very close, very close it was too.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14OK, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid
0:15:14 > 0:15:16to find out what's up next.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Four questions, as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Charlie, it is your turn to lead us off. What will you have?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Can I have Jesters, please?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Now brace yourself, Rattus, because this is a question from Death!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Aaargh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42THUNDER CRASHES
0:15:42 > 0:15:45At the Battle of Hastings, the Normans were led into battle
0:15:45 > 0:15:49by William the Conqueror's jester, but what was he doing?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51A - telling jokes,
0:15:51 > 0:15:53B - juggling swords,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55or C - throwing custard pies?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Let's see your answers now, please.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00They've all gone for B.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Back over to Death for the answer.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05The answer is...
0:16:05 > 0:16:09He rushed on his own at the entire Saxon army juggling swords
0:16:09 > 0:16:11and was killed immediately.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12DEATH LAUGHS
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I think that's what you call a tough crowd.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Congratulations, everyone.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That's a point each
0:16:19 > 0:16:20at the start of the round.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22So Isaac, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Food.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Certainly is.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Which of these was not eaten
0:16:30 > 0:16:32in the Middle Ages in Britain?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35A - stuffed dolphin stomach,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37B - deer antler soup,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39or C - guinea pig stew?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44They're all in total agreement,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46they've all gone for C.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Are they all right or are they all wrong, Rattus?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49They're all right.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51C indeed, guinea pig stew.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54There weren't any guinea pigs in Britain in the Middle Ages,
0:16:54 > 0:16:58otherwise I am pretty sure they'd have been scoffed as well.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Excellent work.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01We're onto an absolute flier here.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Everybody got a full house.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Next to choose is Lily.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Could I have Make-up, please?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Isabeau of Bavaria, a posh German princess,
0:17:10 > 0:17:15wore make-up made from boar brains, wolf blood, and what?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Well, we have a difference of opinion.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Isaac thinks it's A,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29the other two think it's C.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30What's the answer?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32The answer is...
0:17:32 > 0:17:35B, crocodile glands.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36And it was expensive, too,
0:17:36 > 0:17:40because the crocodiles had to come all the way from Egypt.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Wherever that is. I don't know.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Well, two points each going into the final question,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48and the final category is King John.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52King John was a bit of a disastrous king.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55He managed to annoy pretty much everyone.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But how did he anger the Irish princes?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01A - he called them all girls,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04B - he laughed at their beards,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07or C - he said their names were stupid?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Let's see your answers now, please.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Well, Isaac's gone with B,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Lily and Charlie have gone with C.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Let's find out who, if anyone, is right.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19The answer is...
0:18:19 > 0:18:24King John laughed at their beards, the big silly.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Although, to be fair, facial hair can look pretty stupid, hey, Rattus?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, congratulations, Isaac,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33you have just won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Please collect it now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38CHOIR SINGS
0:18:40 > 0:18:42So Isaac, you have won the Middle Ages quiz,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44you're through to play the Middle Ages game.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47But will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Let's find out.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55It's an All Play Gory Game,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59so off down the Time Sewer again with the lot of ya.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Well done, Charlie.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Geronimo!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I know I'm going to win this!
0:19:03 > 0:19:04And Isaac is confident.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Nobody messed with William the Conqueror when he was alive,
0:19:09 > 0:19:12but when he was dead, well, that's a whole other story.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14It's time to play...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19At William's funeral, his servants stole all of his treasure
0:19:19 > 0:19:21and the church caught fire.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23And today, you're those servants.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Your challenge is to take Willy's treasure
0:19:26 > 0:19:29and put it in your chest, but all the goodies are colour-coded
0:19:29 > 0:19:31and you must only take your own loot.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere
0:19:34 > 0:19:37but be quick about it, because the church is about to catch fire.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39And your time starts now.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41HORN BLARES
0:19:41 > 0:19:43So, here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45And they're all very quick off the mark,
0:19:45 > 0:19:47relieving William of his treasure there.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I have to say, we've got some thieves here
0:19:49 > 0:19:51and then some! They've made a flying start,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- haven't they, Rattus? - They certainly have,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Dave Lamb.- They've all got two already!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59This is extraordinary! Quite remarkable!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Look at them now, all starting to work away delicately again.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Lily working on a crown, I think.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06That's got to be worth a bob or two.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Not the sort of thing I usually rush to compliment,
0:20:08 > 0:20:09but there really is some
0:20:09 > 0:20:11excellent thieving going on here.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And for me, at the moment, Lily just has the edge,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16but can she maintain it?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20What our players don't know is that William's body was so bloated
0:20:20 > 0:20:21and rotten that it actually...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23EXPLOSION
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Oh! Yuckaroony!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I probably don't need to finish that sentence, do I?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Didn't get anyone. That's a bit of a shame.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31We were hoping everyone
0:20:31 > 0:20:32would get covered in guts,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34but it seems to have missed them all.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36What's the point of exploding guts if
0:20:36 > 0:20:38it doesn't hit somebody right in the eye?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Yeah, quite right. I wish they'd put their
0:20:40 > 0:20:41heads a little bit closer
0:20:41 > 0:20:43at that point, but never mind.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Lily is stacking up the loot here.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Isaac, meanwhile, is dealing with some very,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50very knotted ropes there, look at those.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52'30 seconds remaining.'
0:20:52 > 0:20:54That's very tough rope, isn't it, that, Rattus?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56We've specially selected that.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's actual alpine mountaineering rope, that, tough as you like.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02He might not get through that is what I'm saying, Rattus.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03And this delay is costing him,
0:21:03 > 0:21:05because Lily's storming ahead.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Oh, look out!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Everything's on fire!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09The fire has started!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's getting very smoky.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12That's going to make it hard for
0:21:12 > 0:21:14them to see what they're stealing!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16You have to say, Lily's main
0:21:16 > 0:21:17competition is Charlie now,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19but he needs three more in about three seconds!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I don't think he's going to do it.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I don't think an octopus could do it!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23'Time's up.'
0:21:23 > 0:21:26It's a win for Lily and she'll bag herself another Year Sphere.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Top thieving.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Out of the Time Sewer like nobody's business.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well played, indeed.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36That was very close. How was that for you, Charlie?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38At least the guts didn't go on me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40That was fine, yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41That was the main highlight. Isaac?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45It was OK, but I got quite annoyed when I couldn't unscrew the mug.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Yes. Well, again, it was very close between Lily and Charlie,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50but I can tell you the winner with nine...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54was Lily. Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Very close.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58CHOIR SINGS
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's time for the final round, so it's over to the Gory Grid
0:22:02 > 0:22:04one last time to find out what we've got.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12No quirky quiz in our final round, it's straight to our big
0:22:12 > 0:22:16All Play Tudor endgame, and it's a very silly one.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Get down that Time Sewer.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Bye, Dave.- Bye!
0:22:20 > 0:22:21See you later.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22See you later.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's time to play...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Henry VIII is starving.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34He hasn't eaten for literally minutes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Your challenge, to feed him as many pies as possible.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:22:40 > 0:22:42within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Are you ready? It's pie time!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46HORN BLARES
0:22:46 > 0:22:49So, here we go, then, with Who Ate All the Pies?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50And they're all off... And, well!
0:22:50 > 0:22:54What an amazing start, Rattus, everyone's got a pie in!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Oh, Isaac's down.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I think he must've slipped in some gravy!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59But he's straight back up again.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oh, and I tell you what, it hasn't affected his throwing arm!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Oh, that's a lovely pivot from Lily.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Bang.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Voom!
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Pietastic!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh! Hey! Eat that!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Superb action right from the very start.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16HENRY BURPS
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Terrific work from the pieman, lovely hat, super beard.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Have you ever worn a hat, Rattus?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm wearing one now, Dave.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, it's one of those invisible ones
0:23:24 > 0:23:26but it's terrific.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Isaac doing very nicely here, very nicely indeed.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Lily, lovely, low trajectory.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32There's the pieman, look at him going.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34He really does know how to deliver a pie, which is
0:23:34 > 0:23:36good in his line of work.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I pie with my little pie
0:23:40 > 0:23:42something beginning with P.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Is it pie?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45How did you guess?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Oh! Look at that flying pie!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49That is what I call fast food,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52and Charlie is putting up a real fight here.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55'30 seconds remaining.'
0:23:55 > 0:23:5730 seconds left and Isaac is maintaining
0:23:57 > 0:23:58a strong lead.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01He's flung seven pies into Henry VIII's mouth.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03What a ledge.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06So, Dave, is that why he was called Henry VIII,
0:24:06 > 0:24:07because he ate all the pies?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yes, Rattus, that's exactly right.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13This really is an exhausting game, though.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Really, really is taking its toll.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Look how tired Lily is there.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Isaac getting pinged back.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Charlie's given it absolutely everything.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23- Oh, Lily bravely...- Oh!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25That was a terrific shot!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26'Time's up.'
0:24:26 > 0:24:29And it's all over and look how exhausted Lily is!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Charlie gave her a real fight for second place
0:24:32 > 0:24:33but they tie on five,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35and we get the thumbs up from Isaac.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39He doesn't know it, but he's bagged himself a Year Sphere.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Welcome back.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44You really are terrifically fast out of the Time Sewer, all of you.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Well, that was very, very exciting.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48So, the winner was Isaac.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Another Year Sphere for you, please, sir.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52CHOIR SINGS
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Neatly selected.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59So, it's time to count up those Year Spheres
0:24:59 > 0:25:02and, remember, AD dates are added,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04and BC dates are subtracted.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's the moment of truth.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Charlie, you have no Year Spheres.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09That could be a clever tactic
0:25:09 > 0:25:12because it's perfectly possible to win the game with zero.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Will it work?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15We just don't know.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Isaac, we're going to start with you.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Open up that first Year Sphere for me.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22FANFARE
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Women got the right to vote in the UK that year,
0:25:28 > 0:25:29so that's a very good start.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Let's have a look at your second one.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32FANFARE
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Another excellent, excellent number.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Queen Victoria marries
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Prince Albert that year.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41All-important third one, let's have a look at it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42FANFARE
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Oh!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Three very good scores.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Napoleon Bonaparte was born that year.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53So you've got 5,527.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Charlie, I'm afraid that means you can no longer win,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57but Lily, you still can.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Let's have a look at your first Year Sphere.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00FANFARE
0:26:01 > 0:26:02It's not setting the world alight
0:26:02 > 0:26:04but it's positive.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Hadrian's Wall began
0:26:05 > 0:26:06to be built that year.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Let's have a look at the second.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09FANFARE
0:26:09 > 0:26:11That's more like it.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13The death of Richard the Lionheart.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Let's have a look at that third one.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17GROANING
0:26:17 > 0:26:2055 BC, it's gone the wrong way.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Julius Caesar invaded Britain that year.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26And because Charlie has nought, today's winner
0:26:26 > 0:26:28with 5,527 points,
0:26:28 > 0:26:30is Isaac.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35Well done and have we got a fabulous prize for you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36The answer is no, we haven't.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Rattus has just dragged something out of the Time Sewer.
0:26:39 > 0:26:45That's right, it's a honey-soaked delicacy from Medieval Arabia.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Wow!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Isaac, I hope you don't mind, but that look pretty nice.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I'm sorry, mate, there's three left.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Oh.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It's actually chunks of mellified man,
0:26:54 > 0:26:59a 100-year-old dead person soaked in honey!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, dear. Unfortunately, I've swallowed it.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Isaac, there you go, congratulations.- Thank you.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Take that home with you. Whatever you do, don't eat it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Commiserations to our runners-up, Charlie and Lily,
0:27:14 > 0:27:19who'll be heading home via what we rats call the scenic route.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Or what we humans call
0:27:21 > 0:27:22the Time Sewer.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Bad luck. Off you go. Bye!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Bye!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:40 > 0:27:41That's it. I've been Dave Lamb.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44And I've been a delight.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45In your dreams, Rattus.
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