0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, and welcome to Gory Games,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and if you're a fan of the distasteful, the depraved,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33and the downright disgusting, then you're going to love Rattus Rattus.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Oh, compliments will get you everywhere.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Let's crack on and meet today's Horrible Historians!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Hi, I'm Rex.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hello, Rex.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hi, I'm Rebecca.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hello, Rebecca!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Kayden.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Hello, Kayden.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Welcome, everyone. You lot are here to win Year Spheres.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58And at the end of the show the person with the highest year score
0:00:58 > 0:01:02will win the prize of their dreams, as chosen by me.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04So, more accurately, the prize of their nightmares.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Let's get cracking -
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and to find out what the first round's about
0:01:08 > 0:01:10it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's the Nasty Knights.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18So, four questions on the Nasty Knights coming up now.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere
0:01:22 > 0:01:24and here are your four knight topics...
0:01:30 > 0:01:33So, Kayden, you get to choose first this round,
0:01:33 > 0:01:34what are you going to have?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Battles, please.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40On a Middle Ages battlefield what was a naked man?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Was it...
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Let's see those answers now, please.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Interesting, Kayden's gone for A,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Rebecca and Rex agreeing with each other on B.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Let's find out what the answer is.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59The answer is A.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02A naked man was a phrase used to describe a peasant soldier
0:02:02 > 0:02:03who couldn't afford armour,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06who fought in his own clothes using a farming tool as a weapon.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Good luck with that(!)
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Good luck with that, indeed.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well done, Kayden, that's the first point of the game to you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Rebecca, it's your turn to choose a topic, what will you have?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Erm, Crusades, please.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Now that is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22It certainly is.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27In the Crusades, which of these were the Crusaders' horses scared of?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Let's see your answers, please.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Kayden and Rebecca agreeing this time on A. Rex thinks it's C.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Rattus, put us out of our misery, what's the answer?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The answer is C!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yes, the Saracens often rode at the Crusaders on camels
0:02:49 > 0:02:54because the Crusaders' horses didn't like the smell of them! No! Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Congratulations, Rex. One skull to you.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59It's your turn to choose a question, Rex.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'll choose Tournaments.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05A knight could have his squire bring fresh weapons to him
0:03:05 > 0:03:09in the jousting area but how did squires have to carry the weapons?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Let's see those answers now, please.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Well, total agreement, everybody going for B.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26The answer is B.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28To make sure squires didn't start using the weapons themselves
0:03:28 > 0:03:32there was a rule that they had to hold the weapons by their point.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Argh!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Well, tremendous work, everybody. That's points for everyone, there,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44and so we come to the final question in this category,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48and, Rattus, this, I have to say, is your favourite bit of the show.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's a question from Death!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, Death! Ah!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59In 1322, Humphrey De Bohun led a rebellion against King Edward II
0:03:59 > 0:04:02and the two armies met at the Battle of Boroughbridge,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05but what was Humphrey's stupid death?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Let's see your answers, please.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Interesting - Kayden thinks it's B,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Rebecca and Rex agreeing completely on C.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Death, what's the right answer?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28The answer is...B.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Humphrey was fighting his way across a wooden bridge
0:04:30 > 0:04:35when an enemy soldier rammed a pike right up his bottom! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I think that's what you call a "rear guard action".
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I give that joke bottom marks!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oh! Your one's rather better. Ngh!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Kayden, you've won the quiz.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51That means it's time for you to choose your Year Sphere
0:04:51 > 0:04:57and it's time for me to say, "All hail the Potty Pyramid!"
0:04:57 > 0:05:00CHORAL FANFARE PLAYING
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Help yourself, but pick carefully
0:05:03 > 0:05:07because AD dates will be added to your total score
0:05:07 > 0:05:09but BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13So, for instance, if it was the year of Dave's birth
0:05:13 > 0:05:16that would be a big BC number and bad.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Thank you very much, we'll find out what's in there later on.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Now, winning the quiz means that Kayden is automatically through
0:05:23 > 0:05:25to play the Knight Game,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Let's find out.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's an All Play Silly Game,
0:05:35 > 0:05:40so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the whole lot of you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43That stinks!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Yes, it does stink, I'm afraid.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Becoming a knight took 14 years of training, which means we're sending
0:05:50 > 0:05:53this lot into the game woefully underprepared.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54It's time to play...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Knights would practise their accuracy at jousting
0:05:59 > 0:06:01by "running the rings".
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You must ride up and down your lane
0:06:03 > 0:06:06hooking one ring at a time and bringing it back to your basket.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10The first to collect six rings wins the Year Sphere. Are you ready?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12In three...two...one...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and they're off,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17and away they go, and Rebecca's off to a flier!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18She's galloping down her lane
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and hooks her first ring beautifully, there.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, it's great lance control.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Well, little crash there from Rex.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28His horse appears to be fine and, yes, he's racing along, look.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Looks like he's going to be the first to deliver here.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Let's see if they can all get them in the basket, one...two...three!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- That's superb from everyone, isn't it, Rattus?- Certainly is, Dave.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, thanks for your input there, top level analysis,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44and Rex has hooked his second ring down onto the lance.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Dave, this game reminds me of my cousin.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Really? Does he joust?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50No, he's called Lance!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, dear, apologies, everyone, back to the game I think, Rattus,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55and Rex is delivering his second already.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59And here comes Rebecca in the middle there, in brown, beautiful delivery.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00And Kayd... Oh, Kayden!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03That's missed the basket, that could set our knight in green back.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Dave, do you think I'd make a good knight?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Can't really hear it, can you?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09"Arise, Sir Rattus".
0:07:09 > 0:07:11That's not going to be a pleasure for Her Maj, is it?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Oh there's a collision, there, between Rebecca and Rex. Well!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Bumper Horse, it's a whole new game!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I like it, Rattus.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Look at that, Rex has got his third in, he's halfway there.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24There's Kayden with his second.
0:07:24 > 0:07:30Rebecca hot on Rex's heels, there, with her third. That is lovely.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Look how determined Rex is, he's powering along,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36he's not going to let anything stand in his way here.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Oh! Including Rebecca - is that allowed?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Well, they've gone their separate ways, thank goodness for that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It's certainly an advantage for Kayden,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48you would've thought, with Rebecca and Rex
0:07:48 > 0:07:50detaining each other for so long.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Maybe their horses just don't get on, Rattus?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Heard any stable gossip?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I think they were stopping for a kiss.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ah, maybe it's the opposite,
0:07:58 > 0:07:59maybe they LIKE each other!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Well, no-one was expecting that.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, there's Rebecca's fourth. Lovely stuff.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05But Rex has almost lapped her, here,
0:08:05 > 0:08:09he delivers his fifth, so he needs only one more to win the game!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12There's Kayden, of course, still pluckily carrying on
0:08:12 > 0:08:14but you feel he's got too much ground to make up.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17He delivers his fourth, there, very nicely indeed,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19and Rebecca hooks her fifth
0:08:19 > 0:08:21but surely Rex must have this in the bag,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24he just needs to deliver his final red, and he's done it!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Knight Rex has won the game, so it's good knight from him,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31not such good knighting from the others.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Welcome back, everyone. Well played, indeed.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Rex, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Very good stuff.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Excellent, there it goes, that was an exciting game.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- How do you feel, Rex?- Brilliant!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- There was a bit of crashing going on, with the horses.- Yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I couldn't go past because she was blocking my path.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Rebecca, it sounds as if Rex is blaming you for it,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- how do you feel about it? - OK, I don't really...
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- You're taking the blame?- Yes.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Rex, congratulations, you just got there in the end.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02So, round two and to find out what's up next it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Four questions again and here are your all-important Tudor topics...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So, Rebecca, it's your turn to pick first this time,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- what would you like? - Henry VIII please.
0:09:21 > 0:09:27True or false, when he was young and agile my father, King Henry VIII
0:09:27 > 0:09:30was nearly killed when he tried to pole-vault a stream.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Let's have a look at those answers. They've all gone for false.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Are they all right? Let's find out.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40It's true! His pole snapped and he landed head-first in thick mud.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42He had to be yanked out by his ankles.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, I think that's one for Yea've Been Framed.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Yea've Been Framed cos it's in the past!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- "It's in the past!" Yeah, get on with it.- Sorry.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52So, no points there.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Rex, it's your turn to choose a category.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55I choose Cures.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00True or false, a Tudor cure for feeling sick
0:10:00 > 0:10:03was to eat dead ants covered with jam.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Is that true, or is that false? Let's answer now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Everyone in total agreement, again, on false.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Are you all right or all wrong?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13It's false.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18A Tudor cure for feeling sick was live spiders covered with butter.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19I thought everyone knew that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Well played, everyone. First points of the round have been scored.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Kayden, your turn to choose a category.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27I pick Diet.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34True or false, posh people in the Tudor era didn't eat vegetables.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Let's see those answers, please.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Everyone in total agreement again, all going for true. Let's find out.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It's true! Of course we didn't eat vegetables, they're bad for you!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Yeah, posh Tudors' dreadful vegetable-free diet
0:10:48 > 0:10:50caused terrible scurvy, gout, blindness
0:10:50 > 0:10:52and all sorts of teeth problems too.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Nonsense. It's never done me any harm.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58No, it's never done you any harm, Ma'am, I wouldn't suggest that.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Good answers, everybody, that's a point apiece.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's neck and neck in this one, isn't it?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06So the final category in this round is Spoons,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and that is a prop question.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I... I put it in one of the cupboards, Dave.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yeah, Rattus, let me just tell you
0:11:12 > 0:11:17that I'm not falling for one of your booby-trapped cupboards ever again.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ha-ha-ha! You see? Completely missed me.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh! Ouch!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Nine...ten, you're out!- You're out if you keep this up, Rattus!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30There it is. I found the prop, no thanks to Rattus.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I don't know what you're all laughing at.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36So this is an extra long spoon-type thing. Here's the question.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40True or false, Tudor ladies wore ruffs round their necks that
0:11:40 > 0:11:43were so long they had to make extra long spoons
0:11:43 > 0:11:45so they could reach their mouths to eat.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, you've all gone for true, and I can tell you,
0:11:51 > 0:11:52you're all right, it is true.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55So, that means that at the end of that round
0:11:55 > 0:11:58we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Beginning with the letter S, what is the surname of the famous playwright
0:12:04 > 0:12:06who wrote Hamlet, Macbeth... Yes, Rex.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Shakespeare!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Shakespeare is the right answer. Well done, Rex.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16CHORAL FANFARE PLAYING
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Very well played.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20So, Rex, as the winner of the Tudor quiz,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23you are through to play the Tudor game,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26but will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play too?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Let's find out.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's a Single Player Brainy Game,
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- so I hope you're feeling brainy, Rex.- Yes.- Off down that Time Sewer.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Down you go.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Now, William Shakespeare...- I'm introducing this one, common person.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Your Majesty.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I was a big fan of William Shakespeare,
0:12:51 > 0:12:56he was a most inventive writer and came up with 1,700 new words,
0:12:56 > 0:13:01and better still, many of them were insults! It's time for...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Seven insults, but only five were created by Shakespeare,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10two were made up by that foul rodent.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Your Majesty.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Your challenge is to work out which five
0:13:15 > 0:13:17are the real Shakespearean insults.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Choose five insults and move them to the board,
0:13:20 > 0:13:24then touch the Hamlet skull to find out how many you've got right.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Keep trying new combinations until you get all five right
0:13:27 > 0:13:31but you've got to be quick, though, as you're against the clock.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33And your time starts...now.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38So, Rex picks his first insult.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39How's he doing, Rattus?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Well, pretty well so far, Dave.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42"Fusty Nut,"
0:13:42 > 0:13:43do you think that's one of Shakespeare's?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Well, you know, I'm not going to ask you.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47"Dunghill," he's gone for that.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50"Greasy Tallow-catch," oh, that sounds horrible.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53"Clodpole," he seems to be doing very well here.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55"Hugger-mugger." He presses the skull!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59You have all five correct!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- He's done it! - He's done it! 18 seconds!
0:14:02 > 0:14:0618 seconds! Amazing! That is a record time.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09"Fish Face," and, "Bum Trumpet," Rattus, you didn't fool Rex!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Welcome back, Rex, help your... Well, help yourself.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16CHORAL FANFARE PLAYING
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Lovely, three Year Spheres, superb. That was fast.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Well played.- Yeah.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21OK, let's crack on.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Round Three, let's find out what's up next from our Gory Grid.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34So, four questions on the Awful Egyptians coming up now...
0:14:40 > 0:14:44And, Rex, it is your turn to lead us off, what'll it be?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'll have Egyptian Gods, please.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Here's what I want to know...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Make your choices now, please.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Kayden goes for C, the other two agreeing on B.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Let's find out who's right.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16The answer is...B.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19There was no Egyptian rat-headed god of manure.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22No, there wasn't but there really should've been.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Might've been interesting.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28So, well done, Rebecca and Rex, that's a point apiece for you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Kayden, your turn to choose a category.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I choose Pharaohs, please.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36For how many years did King Pepi II rule Egypt?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Let's see those answers now please.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Kayden out on his own with A, Rebecca and Rex agreeing on C.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Let's find out the correct answer.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54The answer is C, 94 years!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58He began when he was just six and he lived to be 100! Ha!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Well done, Rebecca and Rex. Still time to catch up, Kayden.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Rebecca, what topic would you like of the remaining two?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Cures, please.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Good choice, good choice...
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Show me your answers now, please.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Well, look at that, everyone agreeing on B.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Rattus, what's the answer? - I'm afraid they're wrong, Dave,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35because the answer is A, by spitting on it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37So, no points for that question.
0:16:37 > 0:16:43The final remaining question in this round is on Sacred Bulls.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47We Egyptians believed a sacred bull called the Apis Bull
0:16:47 > 0:16:51could tell the future, but how did we know what it predicted?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Everyone going for A.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07The answer is B.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10We offered it different foods and depending on how it reacted,
0:17:10 > 0:17:11that told us the future.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13So, if the bull ate beans, for instance,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- we knew it was going to be windy. - FARTING NOISE
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Woo!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Horrendously so.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Which means at the end of that round we have a two-way tie
0:17:22 > 0:17:23between Rebecca and Rex.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Kayden, just for now, you're history
0:17:25 > 0:17:28because we are going to a tie-break situation.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Beginning with the letter H,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35what was the name of the formal writing system... Rex.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Hieroglyphics. - Hieroglyphics is absolutely right.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Very quick on the buzzer, Rex. Bad luck, Rebecca.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Rex, help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45CHORAL FANFARE PLAYING
0:17:47 > 0:17:49That's a mighty collection you've got there now, Rex.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Well played indeed.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53OK, so Rex, you've won the Egyptian quiz,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55you're through to play the Egyptian game,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58but will you be going it alone or will everyone get to play?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Let's find out, shall we?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's a Single Player Gory Game.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10So, Rex, you know the way, back down the Time Sewer with you.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Preparing pharaohs for the afterlife was nothing short of gross.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Yeah, and by gross he means brilliant!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22I don't. It's time to play...
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Whoever mummified this pharaoh forgot to remove some organs.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Your challenge is to find and remove the stomach,
0:18:32 > 0:18:36liver, intestines and lungs, and put them in the correct Canopic jars.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40The brain needs to be yanked out through the nose, then binned,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42and you also need to bin the bladder.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45But the heart must be left inside the body.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Your time starts in three...two...one...
0:18:49 > 0:18:50and he's off.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53For some reason he's gone searching in the knee area
0:18:53 > 0:18:55for his first organ.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58That's more like it. What's he got there?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Well, he's got the snake,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01that's a very unhelpful start,
0:19:01 > 0:19:02he's put it straight in the bin.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Well played, Rex.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06What's this he's got hold of here? It's yellow.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07He's giving it a good wrestle.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh, that's...that's coming out slowly,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12and it's the stomach.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Now what he's doing now, Rattus,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15is looking for the correct picture
0:19:15 > 0:19:17to match with the stomach
0:19:17 > 0:19:18so that he can be sure he's putting it
0:19:18 > 0:19:20in the correct Canopic jar.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Textbook!
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Rex is digging in there roundabout the midriff. Look at that,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29his arm's right in there, he's really giving it some elbow grease.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Now, what's he got here?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I think that's a little bit of liver poking out
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but he seems to be struggling to remove it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Oh, he's got it out!- He's got it, he's got it, he's got it!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42He's having a look, he's noted the correct jar
0:19:42 > 0:19:44and that's a lovely delivery.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47"Livery". De-livery, Rattus!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Suit yourself.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, I think he's found a bug, there,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53that needs to go in the bin with the snake.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55He's going in at chest level.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Now, up here we're going to be talking hearts,
0:19:57 > 0:19:58we're going to be talking lungs.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- It's a lung! - I think you're right, Rattus!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah, those are the lungs all right
0:20:02 > 0:20:05but again he seems to be struggling to release them from the mummy!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Maybe the bandages are too tight.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11He's given up on the lungs, I don't blame him,
0:20:11 > 0:20:15instead he's ramming a spike into the mummy's head.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18He's jimmying it around. I mean, I...
0:20:18 > 0:20:19There's the brain.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21There's a bit of brain, he just needs to yank that out.
0:20:21 > 0:20:2330 seconds remaining.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25It's not budging.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- They look like they're all snotted up.- Yeah.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29And it snapped it off.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31If this mummy does recover now
0:20:31 > 0:20:33he's not going to be the same fella he was
0:20:33 > 0:20:34when he was alive.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37But Rex has released the lungs,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39well, that is excellent persistence there
0:20:39 > 0:20:40from Rex.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42He's still got the intestines
0:20:42 > 0:20:43and the bladder to go
0:20:43 > 0:20:45and he's only got ten seconds left.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46That looks like a bladder, hey?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Bladder! Bladder! - The bladder comes out.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51He needs to bin that and yank the intestines out,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53get them in the jar - I don't think he's got time.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Time's up.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56No, bad luck, Rex!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You might want to put that down, fella.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Well done, well done indeed.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Bad luck. No Year Sphere this time, I'm afraid.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08I know, because when the lungs, they were next to the heart,
0:21:08 > 0:21:12and I got them jammed in so I couldn't, like, wrench them out.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, at least, in your normal walk of life,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- that will never happen to you again. - I hope so!- So do I.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Right, it's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid
0:21:20 > 0:21:22one last time to find out what we've got.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's the Slimy Stuarts.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29As always, no quirky quiz in our final round
0:21:29 > 0:21:33so it's straight to our Big Endgame, an all-player game.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Everyone, back down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Whoo-hoo!- Go on, Kayden.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44It's time to play...
0:21:46 > 0:21:51It's 1666 and you are King Charles II.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Party on!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54No, not today, Rattus.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57The Great Fire of London has broken out
0:21:57 > 0:21:59and, just like the real King Charles II,
0:21:59 > 0:22:01you're going to help put it out.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You have to collect water in your bucket, carry it along your lane
0:22:04 > 0:22:06and chuck it onto the flames.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09But watch out for those falling buildings.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Whoever gets the most water onto the blaze within the time limit
0:22:12 > 0:22:14wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18So, buckets at the ready because your time starts now.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Off they go then with London's Burning.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24There's the first scoop.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Down their lanes, over the cheese, and they're making their way along.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Rex is already there, look.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Now, who's going to throw the wat...
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Oh, Rex has let go of his bucket!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hey, don't throw the bucket!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37That's terrific advice, Rattus.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Now there goes Rex skipping over the cheese,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43which incidentally was buried by Samuel Pepys
0:22:43 > 0:22:44to save it from the fire.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Now, there goes Rebecca.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Look at that, she hurdled the cheese that time,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50didn't step on the top of it, just hurdled it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Yeah, that's a decent effort. How's Rex going to go here?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Oh, well, he hasn't quite got the technique
0:22:56 > 0:22:57at the end, there.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58First time he threw his bucket,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00second time nothing quite reached.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What's Kayden going to do here?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Is he going to get anything in?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh, dear me,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07they're all falling a little bit short here.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10You tend to think that maybe Charles II was there,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13throwing water on it, not hitting with his water
0:23:13 > 0:23:15but everyone was too polite and afraid of him to say,
0:23:15 > 0:23:17"You're not doing this very well, Charles II.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21"Budge up, let's get some proper firemen here."
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Now, Kayden. One!- One!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Hey! There's some water. That's put out a small barn.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30And he seems very, very happy about it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Well, that's a terrific throw.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I mean, she got one in there, to be fair, Rebecca,
0:23:34 > 0:23:35and there's another one!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Beautiful, one at a time, that's how to do it, lovely stuff.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40There's Rex. Well, he...
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Oh, dear, that hurdle went wrong and then the repercussions were bad.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Kayden now safely over the cheese, back towards the fire
0:23:49 > 0:23:52and Rebecca scooping some more water there.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55To stop the fire spreading, some people's houses got pulled down
0:23:55 > 0:23:58so our players need to watch out for falling masonry.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Oh!- Oh!- What did I tell you?
0:24:01 > 0:24:0230 seconds remaining.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07So, just 30 seconds left then and it looks like Rebecca's got this one
0:24:07 > 0:24:10but I'll tell you what, Rattus, it's getting slippery out there.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's getting slippery.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Kayden and Rex both falling down in very quick time
0:24:15 > 0:24:17and Rebecca now... That was a good one from Rex
0:24:17 > 0:24:19and a good one from Rebecca!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23So they're beginning to get the hang of this, but it may be too late.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27I mean they're so tight and then Kayden's head-butted the cheese!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Well, you don't see that every day.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Seconds remaining and... Oh, dear!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Time's up.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36It's all over and, by the looks of that little lot,
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I'd say Rebecca has won it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Very well played. That looked very, very exciting.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45It was incredibly close.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49The winner of the final Year Sphere is Rebecca.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Please, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55CHORAL FANFARE PLAYING
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Mm, interesting.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59there we go, almost changed your mind at the last moment, there.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01All the Year Spheres have been awarded,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03now it's time to count them up.
0:25:03 > 0:25:09And remember AD dates are added, and BC dates subtracted.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11It's the moment of truth.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Kayden, let's see what you've got there.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:25:17 > 0:25:221587 AD, the execution of Mary Queen of Scots,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24it's a very good score. Well done, you're in the positive.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Rebecca, can you beat that with yours? Let's have a look.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Oh!
0:25:30 > 0:25:37Oh, no, it's 1323 BC, the death of Tutankhamen that year.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Bad luck, you'd have actually been better without a Year Sphere
0:25:40 > 0:25:41but never mind.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Now, Rex, here we go, let's have a look.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50332 BC, Alexander the Great conquered Egypt that year.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Let's have a look at the next one.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57You're back in the positive, 1876 AD,
0:25:57 > 0:26:01the year the vacuum cleaner was invented, interestingly enough.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's have a look at the third.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Ooh, it's another BC, he's gone back the other way.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11399 BC, the Greek philosopher Socrates was executed that year.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13It is incredibly close here.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Rex, you need 443 AD or more.
0:26:17 > 0:26:221455 AD and that was the start of the War of the Roses that year.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28With a total of 2,600, you are today's champion, congratulations.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And look at that celebration.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Well done, fella, brilliant.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36So, Rex, you are our champion and as a prize we'd like to offer you
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- a luxury cruise around the Mediterranean.- Really?!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43We'd like to but we can't afford that, so it's probably going
0:26:43 > 0:26:46to be some old tat that Rattus has fished out of the Time Sewer.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47- What have we got, Rattus?- Correct!
0:26:47 > 0:26:51And today's prize will really help you to get ahead in life
0:26:51 > 0:26:54because...it's a head!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Oh.- Oh, good grief.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Yes, it's the severed head of the pirate Blackbeard.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- There you go. Sorry it's a... - Thank you.- ..head on a plinth,
0:27:03 > 0:27:07you might want to face it away from you when you go to sleep at night.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Fantastic, well played, Rex, congratulations.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Tough luck to our runners-up,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I'm afraid you're going home through the Time Sewers.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Down you go.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I'm afraid this is going to get very unpleasant for you.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26SHE SQUEALS AND LAUGHS
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Well, I've been Dave Lamb, sadly, he's been Rattus Rattus.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36To the max!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39To the max, and if you've just joined us you've missed Gory Games.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Goodbye!
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0:27:43 > 0:27:45# And you don't like the sound
0:27:45 > 0:27:46# Of an exploding king
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0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Better turn off
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