0:00:02 > 0:00:04- You ready to go to the studio, Dave? - Yeah, ready when you are.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Rattus? - Uh, I just need to go to the toilet.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09PFFFFRT!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Right, ready.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# If you're easily scared And don't laugh at poo
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# You better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Still watching?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Then let's test your brains
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Horrible Histories Gory...Games! #
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44And me, Rattus Rattus, and I'd just like to say a big hello
0:00:44 > 0:00:48to my family who've come along to watch today's recording.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Really? How many of them?- 2,000.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And where are they watching it?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55On the screen in your dressing room.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Don't worry! They won't make a mess!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00They'll leave quietly the way they came in - through the toilet.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Let's pretend that's not actually happening,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05and meet today's horrible historians.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hi, I'm Eden and I'm from Shropshire.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hello, Eden!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hi! I'm Kiera, and I'm from Wiltshire!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Hello, Kiera!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, I'm Jacob and I'm from Cardiff.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hello, Jacob!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Welcome, everyone.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You lot are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35The person with the highest year score will win a prize, picked
0:01:35 > 0:01:38out of the Time Sewer by the hygiene bypass that is Rattus Rattus.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You say that like it's a bad thing.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Right, time to get stuck in. What's our first round about?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55So four questions on Victorians coming up.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere, and your
0:01:58 > 0:02:00four Victorian topics are...
0:02:06 > 0:02:10So Jacob, you get to pick first this round, which of those do you fancy?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Er, Queen Victoria, please.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Let's see how clever you really are.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17How many children did Queen Victoria have?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Show me your answers now, please.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31It's come up BBC.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Jacob B, Kiera B, Eden C.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What's the answer?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38The answer is...
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Yeah, Queen Victoria had nine children, four boys and five girls.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46That's nothing, my mum had 215 children.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52100 boys, 114 girls, and nobody's quite sure about Bertie.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah, don't talk about your family, please,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'm trying not to think about what they're up to at the moment.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01That's points, an eyeball for Jacob, a brain for Kiera.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Never mind, Eden, plenty of time to catch up,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06and Kiera, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Um, Surgeons, please.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Brace yourself.- Yeah.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Because this is a question from Death!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14LIGHTNING STRIKES
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well, hello there.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Parisian surgeon Dr Varlot invented a stupid thing to do to dead
0:03:20 > 0:03:22human bodies, but what was it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Everyone's gone for C, Death.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37What's the right answer?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41The answer is A. He electroplated them.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44He dipped the body in an electrified liquid that coated it with
0:03:44 > 0:03:46shiny copper!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51I mean, I don't mind a bit of bling but that's taking it a bit too far!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55So, no points there. Eden, it's your turn to pick a category.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hunting, please.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Queen Victoria's son and heir, Edward VII,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03was a huge fan of hunting.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05He once chased a deer all across the countryside,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07but where did they end up?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Answer that question.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Jacob thinks it's A, Kiera and Eden agree that it's B.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25What is the correct answer, please?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27The answer is C.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Edward finally caught up with the unfortunate deer
0:04:29 > 0:04:32and shot it in the middle of a busy railway station.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Don't remember that scene in Bambi.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I think you'll find it's in the director's cut.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Bad luck again, everybody, only two points scored so far this round.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Here comes the final topic, it's on words,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49In the Victorian era, what were "toshers"?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Was it A - people who dug up dead bodies to sell to doctors?
0:04:53 > 0:04:58B - people who waded through sewers looking for dropped coins?
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Or C - people who stole money from dead bodies in the Thames?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Show me now, please.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Jacob on his own with A, Kiera and Eden both think it's C.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Rattus, what is the actual answer?
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Well, Jacob, Kiera and Eden, you are all wrong cos the answer's B!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Yes! Toshers went down sewers looking for coins
0:05:22 > 0:05:26and valuables that might've been accidentally dropped down there.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Talk about a dream job!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, no points again,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and that means that at the end of that round we have a one-all draw.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Eden, just for now you are history.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Jacob and Kiera, we're in a tie-break situation.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Beginning with the letter D complete the name of the character
0:05:46 > 0:05:49in Charles Dickens' book Oliver Twist, The Artful...
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Jacob?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Dodger.- Dodger is absolutely right.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57So Jacob, you have won the quiz, it's time for you to choose
0:05:57 > 0:06:05your Year Sphere and time for me to say all hail the potty pyramid.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09CHOIR SINGS
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Wow.- Jacob, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Pick carefully because AD dates will be added to your score,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20but BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23We'll find out what's in there at the end of the show.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Now, winning the Victorian quiz means that Jacob is
0:06:26 > 0:06:29automatically through to play the Victorian game,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32but will he be alone or will everyone get to join him?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Let's find out.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's a single player scary game.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43So it's off down the Time Sewer with you, Jacob.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Go on, off you go.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Geronimo!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55In Victorian Britain, many children worked in factories.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57The hours were long, the work was dangerous,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00and accidents were common. It's time to play...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Your challenge is to make your way through the factory machinery,
0:07:05 > 0:07:09find the four lost fingers, get back through the machinery and put those
0:07:09 > 0:07:13fingers back on the hand within the time limit to win the Year Sphere.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And your shift starts now!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18HORN BLOWS
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, here we go with Factory Fingers and Jacob is already
0:07:20 > 0:07:23through the mangle, he's off to a flier, isn't he, Rattus?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Certainly is, Dave, and he's already into the loom,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27and he's loomed out the other side of the loom.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Through the loom! And look at that!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33He's given them the most almighty swing! Very impressive indeed.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, look out, Rattus, here comes the factory boss.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Hurry. Hurry up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- He's an emotionless man.- Hurry.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44He's so stern. Thank goodness he's gone.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Frankly, that was terrifying,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48but it hasn't stopped Jacob from getting the first finger.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52He's done that very, very quickly indeed, very impressive.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55He's not afraid to throw this equipment around, is he, Rattus?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58He's certainly having a go at that gear.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01He really is giving that an almighty pull,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05and down, down, down, plunges a finger.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07He's got it! He's back through the loom.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09He's going very, very quickly, isn't he, Rattus?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- He certainly is, Dave. - Now, there's a finger in there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14They just like to fish through these normally.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- Oh!- Oh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18And he's poured the balls all over the place,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and there are cotton balls everywhere!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Jeff will not be happy about that, and still no sign of the finger!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Oh, but there it is!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Jacob has got the third finger and he's well on his way to the fourth.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Outstanding stuff!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Dave, the noise of Victorian factories was enough to make
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- you go deaf.- I'm sorry?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I said the noise in... Oh, I'm not playing that game with you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:4430 seconds remaining.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47So just 30 seconds left and he's got to get a wriggle on.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50That's it, Jacob's released the fourth finger there,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52but can he get through the mangle in time?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, he's wedged!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Well, that's the genius of the mangle,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00you can't hold all four fingers and get through it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02And now he's only got seconds to get them back on!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Can he arrange them perfectly? That looks a bit wonky.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- One! Two!- That looks a bit wonky! That's facing the wrong way!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12And that one is surely the fourth finger, but it doesn't matter,
0:09:12 > 0:09:17he's got the fingers on the palm of the hand just in the nick of time.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Terrific work, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Absolutely brilliant.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Jacob, that was never in doubt, superbly done,
0:09:27 > 0:09:28two Year Spheres already.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31So it's round two and to find out what's up next,
0:09:31 > 0:09:33over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Four questions again
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and here are your all-important Egyptian topics.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48So, Kiera, what are you going to have?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ramesses II, please.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52True or false?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55During the mummification of Ramesses II, his head fell off,
0:09:55 > 0:09:59so the embalmers replaced it with a ball of bees' wax.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Is that true or false? Show me your answers now, please.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Well, Eden and Kiera think it's false, Jacob thinks it's true,
0:10:07 > 0:10:08but what's the answer?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's false!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14His head did fall off, but they stuck it back on with a stick.
0:10:14 > 0:10:14HE CHUCKLES
0:10:14 > 0:10:19Excellent. Well done, Eden and Kiera that time, a point each.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Eden, it's your turn to pick.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Cleopatra, please.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Is this true or false?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Cleopatra's black lead eye make-up
0:10:33 > 0:10:35also worked as a fly repellent. True or false?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Kiera and Eden have agreed again
0:10:40 > 0:10:41with true this time,
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Jacob thinks it's false, what's the answer?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45The answer is...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47it's true!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50A brain for you, Kiera, and a skull for you, Eden.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Jacob, you could still catch up and, what's more, it's your turn to pick.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Er...Army, please.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58True or false?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02You could join the Egyptian army at ten years old.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06You could join the Egyptian army at ten years old.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Is that true or is that false?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Eden and Jacob together this time,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13they think it's false.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Kiera, pretty certain it's true. Let's hear the answer.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's true!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ten-year-olds would be flogged and made to train
0:11:19 > 0:11:22until they did exactly what they were told.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Ah...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Any of you lot fancy joining the Egyptian army?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27No.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29No, I thought not. Still, that's a point to Kiera.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34There is one question left in this round, and it's on Hunting.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Oh, no!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39It's a prop question, which means I have to go over
0:11:39 > 0:11:41to retrieve a prop from the cupboards
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and inevitably get hit in the face
0:11:43 > 0:11:45by one of Rattus's booby-trapped boxing gloves.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oh, well, might as well go and face the inevitable.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Dave! Dave, are you all right?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Yeah, it's OK, it's OK, I'm OK.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'm OK, I just fainted at the shock of not being hit by a boxing glove.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You fell over anyway?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02So it would seem.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Thank you, Rattus, as ever.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Here is the prop and, as we can all see, that is a boomerang.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13True or false? Egyptians would go out hunting ducks with boomerangs.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Show me your answers now, please.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Everybody's gone for true,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and I can tell you that it is...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24true! If you hit a duck,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27you'd then send out your specially trained cat to bring it back.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28THEY LAUGH
0:12:28 > 0:12:31So that's a point to everyone there,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33which means that, with four out of four,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Kiera is the winner of the Year Sphere.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Help yourself, please, Kiera.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48So, Kiera, as winner of the Egyptian quiz,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50you're through to play the Egyptian game,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53but will you be going it alone or will you have company?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Let's find out.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Ooh, it's an all-play brainy game,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04so come on, the lot of you, get down that Time Sewer.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Lead us off, Eden.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Ugh! Ugh!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Ugh, disgusting!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14It's a mystery how the great pyramids were built,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17but it's safe to say they weren't built like this.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18It's time to play...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Ten blocks, all you have to do
0:13:22 > 0:13:24is work out which block goes where.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28First to finish their pyramid in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31So ready, steady, get building!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33HORN
0:13:33 > 0:13:35And they are off
0:13:35 > 0:13:37and always the best thing with a pyramid
0:13:37 > 0:13:39is to start at the bottom, isn't it, Rattus?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yes, we start at the very bottom
0:13:41 > 0:13:43and work our way to the very top.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45It would be pointless starting at the top,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48because you'd have to get the first piece to somehow hover in mid air.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I don't think they have the technology, Dave.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53They certainly don't and they definitely wouldn't have done
0:13:53 > 0:13:56in Egyptian times. Am I right? I think I am.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Eden there,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00kicking his pyramid together,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03imagine if it was that easy to make the real one, Rattus, just...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'll just nudge it with my foot.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Now, hang on, where's Kiera going with that piece of pyramid?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, no, wait, actually, I think
0:14:10 > 0:14:12that's going to slide perfectly into position.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Well, it was a roundabout route, wasn't it, Rattus,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- but she's done it perfectly. - Certainly was.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Meanwhile, look at Jacob!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21He's already done the two bottom storeys of that pyramid.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I mean, fair enough, there are gaps all over the place,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28but he's done it nonetheless, hasn't he?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31And that final piece has slotted in a treat.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34So, it looks like it's going to be a straight footrace for the finish
0:14:34 > 0:14:36for Jacob and Eden,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39the last few slabs going into place for both of them.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Of course, for practical reasons,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43our pyramids are not to scale.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47No, the real pyramids are much, much smaller, Dave.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Silly, silly Rattus.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Silly Rattus!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53They are actually much bigger, of course,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and look at this, I think Jacob's got this one in the bag,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58he just needs to place that final point.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Boom! He's done it!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03He has built his pyramid first.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05And the others can't quite believe it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Well played, Jacob, help yourself to another Year Sphere. Good stuff.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Look at that, three Year Spheres already.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15How did you find that, Jacob?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Difficult.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- You did it so fast!- Yeah.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Have you done three-dimensional puzzles before?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Um...Rubik's Cube.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Rubik's Cube, well, that's a start, isn't it, Kiera? What do you reckon?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28It's just really hard to pick up the big pieces,
0:15:28 > 0:15:29you have to go, "Aarrgh!"
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Like a monster. Like some sort of zombie.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, right, on to Round Three.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36To find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40It's the Rotten Romans.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42So four questions then on Rotten Romans
0:15:42 > 0:15:44and your all-important topics are...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And Eden, it is your turn to lead us off.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Music, please.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Emperor Nero used to play an instrument.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Was it a Roman version of...?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Show me now, please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Jacob thinks it's B,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Kiera and Eden both think it's C.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Rattus, what's the answer?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23The answer is...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26A! Nero played a Roman version of the bagpipes.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I play a wind instrument, you know, Dave?- Do you?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Yeah, the bum pipes.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31HE FARTS
0:16:31 > 0:16:32HE LAUGHS
0:16:32 > 0:16:34So no points there, I'm afraid.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Jacob, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Um...Punishments, please.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Roman leaders took a dim view of soldiers running away from battle.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48In 167 BC, Lucius Aemilius Paulus had a group of deserters...
0:16:48 > 0:16:52A - trampled to death by elephants,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54B - fed to tigers,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57or C - pecked to death by ostriches?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Let's see your answers, please.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Jacob and Kiera agreeing on B,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Eden thinks it's A.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Let's find out the answer.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10The answer is A.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12They were trampled to death by elephants.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Ho!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15A new flat-pack Roman army.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17HE LAUGHS
0:17:17 > 0:17:19What? Too soon?
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Eden, congratulations, you have moved into the lead in this round.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Kiera, it's your turn to pick.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Baths, please.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Here comes your question.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Everyone's gone for B,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51are they all right or are they all wrong? Let's find out.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52The answer is...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54C, Caldarium.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56"Caldus" means hot in Latin.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59And Rattus means foul-smelling in Latin.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, compliments will get you everywhere.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03That's backfired.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06No points again, everybody, one question left in this round.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09It is a question on dog bites.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13A Roman cure for a dog bite was pills made from what?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15A - frog intestines,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18B - the skull of a hanged criminal,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21or C - the bones of a bear?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Jacob's gone A, Kiera's gone C,
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Eden's gone B,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32they're in total disagreement here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Let's find out who's right.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35The answer is...
0:18:35 > 0:18:38B, the skull of a hanged criminal.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Of course, everybody knows that!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Think I'd rather take my chances with the dog bite.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Eden, congratulations, that's a second skull,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48which means you've won the round.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51You already know what's happening next, don't you?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52He's picking a Year Sphere.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And he's celebrating all the way back to his podium.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Well done, Eden, you have won the Roman quiz,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01so you're through to play the Roman game,
0:19:01 > 0:19:04but will you be going it alone? Let's find out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10It's a single-player gory game.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14So, Eden, off down that Time Sewer on your own.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ugh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19The Romans loved two things -
0:19:19 > 0:19:21food and gladiator fights,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24and since they won't let Rattus have a full-scale replica
0:19:24 > 0:19:27of the Colosseum, it's time to play...
0:19:29 > 0:19:30We have seven foods,
0:19:30 > 0:19:33but only five are foods that were actually eaten by the Romans.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Your challenge - to work out which five.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Choose five items from the larder,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40move them to the feasting table
0:19:40 > 0:19:43and touch the drinking goblet to find out how many you've got right.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Keep trying different combinations until you get all five correct,
0:19:46 > 0:19:50but be quick about it because the clock is ticking.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And your time starts now!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54HORN
0:19:54 > 0:19:56So here goes Eden playing Foul Food.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57What's he going to go for?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Eyeballs.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02He thinks that dodo eyeballs were eaten by Romans, Rattus.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- Oh!- Is he right?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, he'll find out soon enough.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08The peacock tongue goes down next.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oh, I have to say I've never seen
0:20:10 > 0:20:13anything quite like that before, Rattus.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, now, what's he got here? Oh, it's a dormouse.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, dear me, now the crow.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19He has seen better days.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21How do you feel about crows, Rattus?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22RATTUS CAWS
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Well, quite.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26And a roasted guinea pig is down.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27BURP
0:20:27 > 0:20:29'You have three correct.'
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Three correct, so he's got work to do.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Of course, dodos are now extinct, so those dodo eyeballs are fake.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Either that or we found the last living dodo on Earth
0:20:40 > 0:20:43and are now in an awful lot of trouble.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45So, back to the game, Rattus,
0:20:45 > 0:20:46and what's he doing here?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49He's taking off two correct items and replacing them
0:20:49 > 0:20:51with another two that are correct. Oh!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52BURP
0:20:52 > 0:20:53'You have three correct.'
0:20:53 > 0:20:56This is extraordinary, that he's managing to keep three right.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59But he's moving so many items each time!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Onions have gone back.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ooh, I'm not sure that's right.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Yeah, can't help figure that that's an awful mistake!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Tiny peacock tongues, big cabbage has gone off. What's going on?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13There's a lot of jiggery-pokery going on here,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15a little bit of rub-a-dub-dub.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- He's only going to confuse the issue, Dave.- Yeah.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21The crow's back, the crow is back,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24and so now is the roasted guinea pig.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25BURP
0:21:25 > 0:21:27'You have three correct.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30'30 seconds remaining.'
0:21:30 > 0:21:31I keep saying this, Rattus,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33but if you only change one at a time,
0:21:33 > 0:21:34you can find out
0:21:34 > 0:21:36what's right and what's wrong.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37BURP
0:21:37 > 0:21:40'You have three correct.'
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Which, to be fair, he did do then
0:21:42 > 0:21:44but, unfortunately, it didn't help him.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47That's gone, the eyeballs,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49but he didn't see that coming, eh, Rattus.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Sorry.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- He's in a flap, ah, now he's putting the roasted guinea pig back.- Oh!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Time's ticking away here!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56BURP
0:21:56 > 0:21:59'You have four correct.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00'Time's up.'
0:22:00 > 0:22:02SIREN WAILING
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Oh, it was the guinea pig that got him.- So close...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06So close indeed.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Aah, welcome back.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Bad luck, Eden, bad luck.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13That was tricky, wasn't it?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Yeah.- So yes, the Romans didn't eat guinea pigs or dodos,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19but only because they didn't know that either existed.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Hey, Dave, you know what I once found in the Time Sewer?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- What?- Some dodo doo-doo.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25HE LAUGHS
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Dodo doo-doo, and it's...cos it's er...alliteration.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Let's just hope that's not this week's prize.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's the final round, so it's over to the Gory Grid
0:22:35 > 0:22:37one last time to find out what we've got.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Because it's our final round, there ain't no quirky quiz,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47just one big all-play Viking endgame.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50So come on, you lot, back down the Time Sewer.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Lead us off, Eden.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Ugh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Go on, Kiera.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Whoo!
0:22:59 > 0:23:05All is calm and peaceful on the island monastery of Lindisfarne,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07but not for long! It's time to play...
0:23:09 > 0:23:14You are defenceless monks trying to escape from pillaging Vikings,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16but you need to be quiet about it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Every time you step on a noisy floorboard,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21you'll be sent back to the start.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24At the end of the path are two doors. Behind one is freedom!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Behind the other...is a Viking!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Which means starting all over again.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32The first person to escape will win the Year Sphere.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Ready, steady, go!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36HORN
0:23:36 > 0:23:38They have to find the one true path
0:23:38 > 0:23:40across these floorboards,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42which will all squeak
0:23:42 > 0:23:45with their own distinctive noise.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46And they've all started appallingly.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'll tell you what's waiting
0:23:48 > 0:23:50behind one of those doors, Rattus,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- well, I'll give you a clue. - Give me a clue, Dave.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56It begins with V and it rhymes with hiking.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57It's a Viking.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, that's clever!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00I'll say this for you -
0:24:00 > 0:24:02your taste in shirts is appalling,
0:24:02 > 0:24:03but your wit is endless.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Yeah, there's nothing wrong with my shirts, Rattus.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Well, here comes Kiera and that's great technique,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10she's being very slow and careful.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Remembering her route from last time.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, no! She's gone wrong!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And she's giving that floorboard daggers.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Eden now. Oh, he seemed to compose himself like a rugby player
0:24:20 > 0:24:22preparing for a conversion there, didn't he?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Not played rugby, have you, Rattus?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I'd be quite happy to use you as a ball.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29But never mind that for now because Kiera's right at the end!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Maybe this could be it!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, no! She's fallen at the last hurdle!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37So perhaps this is Jacob's chance to get ahead. Or maybe not.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Kiera, look, she's remembered nicely here.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42No, she hasn't, she's gone back.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44It's a very frustrating game, this, isn't it, Rattus?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46It certainly is, Dave,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48it's really all to do with patience,
0:24:48 > 0:24:52memory, memory, patience.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Yes, Rattus, and Kiera seems to have both those qualities in spades,
0:24:55 > 0:24:57she's right at the end.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Now she just needs to choose a door without a Viking, here goes!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03And it's freedom! It is freedom!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07She does the double pot stir with two spoons!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Terrific work all round.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yeah, that's it, help yourself.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Lovely. Nice.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Kiera, that was great.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Thank you.- Have you done things like that before?- No.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Ever been chased by a Viking?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- No.- And you weren't then either.- No.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Terrific work.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25It is time to count up those Year Spheres and remember,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28AD dates are added to your total
0:25:28 > 0:25:31and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's the moment of truth,
0:25:33 > 0:25:35so here we go.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Jacob, if you could open that first one for me, please.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Ooh, it's a good one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:441533 AD, Henry VIII married Anne Boleyn that year.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48It's another good one.
0:25:48 > 0:25:521642 AD, the start of the English Civil War.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Let's have a look at your third one, could be crucial.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58It's another positive one - 1914 AD,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01the beginning of the First World War, of course.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05That's a terrific score, Jacob, 5,089.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- You're going to have to go some to beat that, Kiera.- Yeah.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Let's have a look at the first one.
0:26:10 > 0:26:141819 AD, so it's positive.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Queen Victoria was born that year.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Let's have a look at that second one.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Ooh, it's another AD, Roman Emperor Claudius invaded Britain that year.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Excellent work, it's not won,
0:26:24 > 0:26:28but you have scored 1,862 points.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Now, Eden, bearing in mind
0:26:30 > 0:26:32we're in the early 21st century at the moment,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36you need 5,090 on that sphere, let's see what we can do.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Not bad! 1305 AD,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41the execution of William Wallace.
0:26:41 > 0:26:48And all that means that today's winner is Jacob with 5,089 points.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50And we have...
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Oh, I'm just going to level with you,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54it's an absolutely horrific prize.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Excuse me,
0:26:55 > 0:26:58it's the sweetest-smelling thing I've ever found in a sewer.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah, but that's not saying much, is it?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02It's a lovely bar of soap.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Ooh! Is that rosehip and lavender?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Sheep fat and ashes, it's Saxon soap.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Sheep fat and ashes.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13There you go, Jacob, some disgusting-smelling soap for you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Thank you.- Oh, no, our pleasure to get rid of it.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Commiserations to our runners-up, Kiera and Eden,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22who'll be needing some proper soap after their journey home,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24as we're going to flush them down the Time Sewers.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Off you go, the pair of you.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Yeah!
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Oh, you're jeering now.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Try not to swallow any!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Ugh!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34If you want to play along at home next time,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36don't forget to download the Gory Games app.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38HE LAUGHS
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Ugh! Uh!
0:27:42 > 0:27:43HE LAUGHS
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Well, I've been Dave Lamb.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48And I've been Rattus Rattus.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye!- Goodbye!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Did we get that wrong?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56No...they'd have made us do it again.