Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33And Trevor and Samantha and Johnny and Belinda...

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Rattus, we haven't got all day.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Do you have to name check all your lice?- Guess not.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Let's just name check the people that actually matter, shall we?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Today's Horrible Historians.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Hi, I'm Rehab, and I come from London.- Hello, Rehab.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51- I'm Robbie, and I come from Rugby. - Hello, Robbie.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello, I'm Charlotte, and I come from Preston.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hello, Charlotte!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Welcome, everyone.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And you can play along at home too, using the Gory Games app.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Check out the CBBC website.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06You lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09And at the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

0:01:09 > 0:01:11will win a priceless prize

0:01:11 > 0:01:13as chosen by Yours Truly.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16So that's "priceless" as in not worth any money.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Time to get on with the show and, to find out what

0:01:19 > 0:01:22the first round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28So, four questions on the Vikings coming up.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32And the person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Your four Viking topics are

0:01:40 > 0:01:44So, Charlotte, what of those do you fancy?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm going to go Viking Words.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Certainly is.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52What was Valhalla?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Show me your answers now, please.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13They've all gone for B. What's the answer, Rattus?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15The answer is indeed B.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Valhalla was Viking heaven.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Congratulations, everyone, you're all off the mark.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Excellent start. Robbie, which category would you like?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Can I have Kings, please?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31What did King Ivar the Boneless's Vikings do to Saxon King Edmund?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Was it A, chop off his hands and eat them?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36B, Tie him to a tree and fire arrows at him

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Or C, cook a live inside a roast ox?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Let's see those answers now, please.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Charlotte goes B, Robbie and Rehab agree on C.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55What's the answer?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58The answer is B.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Ivor's Vikings tied Edmund to a tree, fired arrows into him,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04cut off his head and chopped him into pieces.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06When we Vikings fall out with someone,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08we REALLY fall out with someone.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Charlotte, congratulations. You are now in the lead.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Rehab, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Battles, please.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17You're going to like this, Rattus.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Battles is a question...from Death!

0:03:20 > 0:03:21CLAP OF THUNDER

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oooh, it's me!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Here to jolly things up with a question about death.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29What killed Viking king Harald Hardrada

0:03:29 > 0:03:33at the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35A, an arrow in the neck?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36B, an arrow in the eye,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39or C, an arrow in the bum?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Let's see those answers now, please.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52Charlotte and Robbie have gone for A, Rehab has gone for B.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53What's the answer, Death?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55The answer is A.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58He was killed by an English arrow in the neck.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Must have been a right pain in the neck! Ha-ha!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah, I know, an arrow in the bum would've been far stupider,

0:04:06 > 0:04:07but what can you do?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Congratulations. Well done, Charlotte and Robbie.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11That's points there.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14The last question in this round weddings.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Let's see if you know this one.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Let's see those answers now, please.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Charlotte and Robbie agreeing again on C,

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Rehab striking out on her own, on A. Let's see what the answer is.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Let me put you out of your misery.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47The answer is, A. They would hurl insults at each other.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Yes, Vikings enjoyed a good insult and also liked a good fight.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53They would have loved EastEnders!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well done Rehab. An extra point for you. But, at the end of the round,

0:04:56 > 0:04:59we can see that Charlotte is the winner of our first Year Sphere.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01CHEERING

0:05:01 > 0:05:07And it's time for me to say, All Hail the Potty Pyramid!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11MONASTIC CHORAL MUSIC

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Away you go, Charlotte, approach the Potty Pyramid.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Choose carefully. Any AD dates will be added to your score

0:05:18 > 0:05:21but any BC dates will be subtracted.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24We will find out what's in there, at the end of the show.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Now, winning the Viking quiz means that Charlotte is automatically

0:05:27 > 0:05:29through to play the Viking Game.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33But will she be alone, or will everyone get to play?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Let's find out.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, it's an All Play silly game!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42So it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Go on, Rehab, lead us off.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47In you go, Robbie. Well done, Charlotte.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, it sti-i-i-i-inks!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53It does indeed sti-i-i-i-ink!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56The Vikings were a lot more hygienic than people tend to think.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01To clean wax from their ears, they had a tiny ear spoon.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02It's time to play

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Your challenge, to clean out a Viking ear.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13over the wobbly bridge, and flick it in your bowl.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16The person who gets the most earwax from ear to bowl

0:06:16 > 0:06:18within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21And your time starts now!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23HORN SOUNDS

0:06:23 > 0:06:28In they go, digging that wax out with their tiny ear spoons.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30And Charlotte is the first to show,

0:06:30 > 0:06:34walking very carefully over the bridge.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37They've all kept control of their wax very nicely.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39And here's the first delivery.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, and it's in!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's one apiece.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Is anybody waxing my ears?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, surprisingly not,

0:06:47 > 0:06:49but there is a lovely view,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51straight out the other side!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Actually, Dave, I once used a spoon in quite a similar way.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Only I used it to get...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm going to stop that story right there.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I don't think that was going anywhere we want to follow.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03There's another from Charlotte,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05and another from Rehab, and another from Robbie.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07So they're neck and neck,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09or ear and ear I suppose I should say!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10RATTUS CACKLES

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I wonder if modern Scandinavians

0:07:12 > 0:07:14have ears this clean, Rattus.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16There's Rehab going into the lead.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17The other two having problems

0:07:17 > 0:07:19with their third bit of wax.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21If they got enough wax here,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23they could make themselves a big candle.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25They could do, couldn't they?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Be that as it may, we're over halfway into the game now.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ow, Rehab just missed one there.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34But that's another one from Robbie. And now, here comes Charlotte.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38It's 3-3, and I have to say there is not much time left.

0:07:38 > 0:07:4030 seconds remaining.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44In goes Robbie again, digging away feverishly.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46He must be almost through to the eardrum.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, and another one from Charlotte!

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Here comes Rehab with her fifth. She's in it to win it.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I think she might do, if she keeps up this pace.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Here's Robbie, look, lovely technique,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58but, I don't think he can beat Rehab now, despite that one.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00This is Charlotte's chance to equalise.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04All she has to do is hold her nerve. Oh, she's dropped it.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I think she's blown her chances.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09That's six for Rehab. Nobody's going to catch her now.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Time's up!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Rehab has one that hands-down.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14CHEERING

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Lovely stuff. Well played.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Have you picked earwax out of a Viking's ear before, Robbie?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24No, and I don't intend to do it again.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Really? Rehab, you have won yourself a Year Sphere.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30CHORAL FANFARE

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well played indeed.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Right, round two, and to find out what's next,

0:08:37 > 0:08:39it's back over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Four questions, and your four all- important Middle Ages topics are

0:08:54 > 0:08:56So, Robbie, it's your turn to pick first this time.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59William I, please.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01True or false.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04In 1066, William the Conqueror tripped over

0:09:04 > 0:09:07and landed near Hastings.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Let's see your answers now, please.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15The girls both think it's true, Robbie thinks it's false.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16What's the answer?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's true. He fell flat on his face,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21which everyone thought was a bad omen.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24But he saved the day by grabbing some soil

0:09:24 > 0:09:28and saying, "Look how easily I take King Harold's land."

0:09:28 > 0:09:32A great line. I wasn't there, but... It was great.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well done, Charlotte and Rehab. There we go.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36A point apiece.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39And, Rehab, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Mealtimes, please.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47True or false. According to Middle Ages table manners,

0:09:47 > 0:09:51it was OK to talk with your mouth full of food.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's Charlotte and Robbie agreeing this time,

0:09:58 > 0:10:02and Rehab is the one on her own, what's the answer, Rattus?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's false!

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Yeah, talking with your mouth full was considered very rude by humans

0:10:08 > 0:10:10although it was positively encouraged by rats!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12HE BELCHES

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Well done, Rehab. That's another point to you.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17And, Charlotte, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Could I have punishments?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24True or false? In medieval York, if a soldier fell asleep

0:10:24 > 0:10:29while on duty, he was hung from the walls in a wicker basket.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Robbie and Rehab going for true.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Charlotte going for false. What's the answer, please?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40It's true!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41He was given a knife,

0:10:41 > 0:10:43and told he could stay there as long as he wanted,

0:10:43 > 0:10:47but the only way he was coming down was if he cut the rope,

0:10:47 > 0:10:50and dropped into the pooey moat below!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE RETCHES

0:10:51 > 0:10:53It don't bear thinking about!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55What's the punishment? I don't get it.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58No, Rattus, I don't suppose you ever will.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Congratulations, Robbie and Rehab, that's a point each there.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04And we can see that Rehab, with one question left in this round,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06you cannot be caught.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09So, help yourself to another Year Sphere, please.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Try giving them a sniff. The Middle Ages ones probably smell of poo!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17You know they don't, Rattus.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19OK, Rehab, as the Middle Ages quiz winner,

0:11:19 > 0:11:21you are through to play the Middle Ages game.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24But is it just you or do the others get to play too?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26There's only one way to find out.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32It's a Single Player Silly Game!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35So, go on, Rehab, get down that Time Sewer again.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44We're off to the court of King Louis XI of France, in the 1400s,

0:11:44 > 0:11:48and he has just been delivered an unusual musical instrument.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yes, it's time to play...

0:11:51 > 0:11:52OINKING

0:11:52 > 0:11:55The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes

0:11:55 > 0:11:56and a keyboard.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Play a key, and a little spike would prick a piggy

0:11:59 > 0:12:00and make it squeal.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Your challenge, to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.

0:12:12 > 0:12:18Well, here comes Rehab, ready to play on Louis XI's Pig Piano.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20HORN SOUNDS

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Here comes the first sequence of piggy squeaks.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Here we go.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29I guess, Dave, they didn't actually have an RSPCA in the Middle Ages?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31No, I don't think so, Rattus.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Correct!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36She's made a good start. Now, you watch her technique, here.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39As the sequence goes through, she points -

0:12:39 > 0:12:43like a conductor, conducting some unspeakable music.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48There we go, that's the four. Now, will she get the extra one?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Correct!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yes, she's there.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Very clean bottoms from the pigs in this game, Dave.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59Thankfully! So, now, she's going for the six press sequence.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Many have fallen at this stage, I can tell you.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04But she's playing very well.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Looks like she's done this before, Rattus.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Correct!

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Rehab is doing extremely well, isn't she?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14There we go again. There she is, conducting

0:13:14 > 0:13:17in that trademark style of hers,

0:13:17 > 0:13:22pointing, almost willing the squeaks to appear where she wants them.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25So this is the seven press sequence.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26PIG BREAKS WIND

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, and there's the first piggy gone!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Correct.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33It didn't put her off one iota. She didn't even flinch.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35And the stench back there!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37And it's drifting over here already!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's made its way into the commentary box.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44- How she's managing to stay so calm? - She's certainly very focused.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Still, she must press on, she's going for the eight press sequence.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50This is where it gets really tricky.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Correct.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh, she's done it.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55So, to the final sequence.

0:13:55 > 0:14:00Will Rehab avoid the spray of pungent pig poo?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Nine notes to remember now. This should be interesting.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- PIG BREAKS WIND - Oh, there's another one!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Oh, now, I'm getting coconut, there!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Just one more note to go now.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Correct!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21And she's done it! Well, that's extraordinary.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Top squeaking!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Superb work! Tremendous.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30CHORAL FANFARE

0:14:30 > 0:14:32That was incredible.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Right, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid

0:14:35 > 0:14:36to find out what's up next.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Four questions, as always, and these are your four Victorian topics.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53So, Rehab, it's your turn to lead us off.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Toilets!- Toilets.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58The Great Exhibition of 1851

0:14:58 > 0:15:01was a huge festival celebrating science in the British Empire.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06It featured flushing toilets, which were used by 800,000 people,

0:15:06 > 0:15:08but how much did they cost to use?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Let's see those answers, please.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Charlotte and Robbie have agreed.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Rehab, you have gone for A. Let's find out what the answer is.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31The answer is A. The toilets cost a penny to use.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Well played, Rehab. That's another point on the board for you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36And, Charlotte, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Please, can I have Gadgets?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40That is a prop question.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Prop question! Prop question! #

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Yes, the first question, of course,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47being which cupboard have you put the prop in, Rattus?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- The top cupboard...- OK.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52..is definitely not where it is.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54So, where is it, then?

0:15:54 > 0:15:55The middle cupboard...

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Like I'm going to fall for that!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Oh!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02..is definitely where it is.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Thank you, Rattus...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06for your invaluable help, once again.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11Here it is, this is a genuine, Victorian gadget, but what is it?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Is it...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Charlotte and Rehab agreeing on C.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Robbie has gone for A.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Robbie is right. Well done, Robbie.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36It is a Victorian exercise belt.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40One previous owner, Dave - never been used.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Cheeky! Robbie, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Can I have Dinner Parties, please?

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Prince Christian, who was married to one of Queen Victoria's daughters,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53used to do what at dinner parties?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55A, juggle with his wooden leg,

0:16:55 > 0:16:58B, stir boiling soup with his wooden hand,

0:16:58 > 0:17:01or, C, take out his false eye?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Charlotte and Robbie agreeing on C, Rehab has gone for B.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11What's the answer?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13The answer is C.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16He used to take out his false eye at dinner parties.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Most amusing it was, too!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah, Prince Christian had lost his eye in a hunting accident

0:17:22 > 0:17:24and had a whole selection of glass eyes -

0:17:24 > 0:17:28including a bloodshot one, for when he was feeling a bit poorly.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Congratulations, Robbie and Charlotte.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34And we come now to the final question in this round, on horses.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36From Rattus Rattus.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Certainly is.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41How much horse poo was dropped on the roads of Victorian London

0:17:41 > 0:17:43in an average day?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Charlotte and Robbie agreeing again with B.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Rehab has gone for A. What's the answer, Rattus?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06The answer is B.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Horses were as common as cars are today.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15So, they soon filled up the streets with steaming piles of manure.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Talk about the good old days, eh, Dave?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Well played, Robbie and Charlotte, that's a point each

0:18:22 > 0:18:23and, at the end of that round,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26it is Robbie who collects his first Year Sphere. Well done.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHORAL FANFARE

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Everybody's got a Year Sphere.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35OK, Robbie, you won the Victorian quiz,

0:18:35 > 0:18:37so you're through to play the Victorian game.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40But will you be playing alone or will the others get to join you?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Let's find out.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's a Single Player Game!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49And I hope you're feeling brave, because it's a scary one.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51SPOOKY LAUGHTER

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Go on, Robbie. Take a deep breath, get yourself down that sewer.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Oh, he's gone.- Ha-ha!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58During the Industrial Revolution,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00children had to work long hours in dangerous factories

0:19:00 > 0:19:02and horrible accidents could happen.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's time to play...

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Your challenge is to make your way through the factory machinery

0:19:09 > 0:19:12and find the four lost fingers.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Then get back through the machinery

0:19:14 > 0:19:17and put those fingers back on the hand, within the time limit,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19to win the Year Sphere.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Your shift starts now.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23STEAM WHISTLE

0:19:23 > 0:19:25So, off he goes.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Robbie got through those rollers very quickly.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29He's straight into the loom.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32The key to this game is of course not to lose any of your fingers

0:19:32 > 0:19:34whilst in the machinery yourself!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37And now, this is where he needs to work away very quickly.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's got to pull that chain a lot faster than that, Rattus.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Oh, he's going the wrong way!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44He's lifting the finger up, further away from him.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46That's a terrible shame.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49He's realised, we're going the right way again and here it comes.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Here comes the first finger.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Did you know that factory bosses would poke children with pins,

0:19:54 > 0:19:55to make them work faster?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Did they do that, Dave? - They did and one's just done it.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Hurry up! Hurry!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Now, what Robbie needs to do year is spin the mechanism

0:20:03 > 0:20:06to release the press, so that he can get his hand in there,

0:20:06 > 0:20:07and grab the second finger.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10You can just imagine the Victorian factory boss, can't you?

0:20:10 > 0:20:14"Right, hands up who's lost their hands in an accident?!"

0:20:14 > 0:20:15RATTUS LAUGHS

0:20:15 > 0:20:19He's doing very, very well now. Look, there's that second finger.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21He's halfway through the game.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24He's now got to pick his way back through the loom

0:20:24 > 0:20:28as quickly as he can, in order to rescue the other two fingers.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31And it is very easy to lose your footing in there but he hasn't done.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33He's through. Well done, Robbie.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37And there's the third finger. He found that very quickly indeed.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39That hand will be waving again in no time.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41This is the last challenge.

0:20:42 > 0:20:4530 seconds remaining!

0:20:45 > 0:20:46He just needs to pull those metal rods

0:20:46 > 0:20:50and the finger should drop down, so that he can grab it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52It's proving very fiddly.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Precious seconds ticking away, here.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Come on, Robbie!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Pull your finger out!

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Time really running out for Robbie, now, though. Those rods!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06They are so tricky to move.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I think his finger's well and truly stuck.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11I don't like this!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Time's up.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15It's game over, I'm afraid.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Robbie's time in the factory has run out!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Robbie, so close.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22So close.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24How was that for you?

0:21:24 > 0:21:25I came up with a strategy -

0:21:25 > 0:21:28go to the furthest one back and then get all the ones on the way

0:21:28 > 0:21:31but I didn't see the arrow on the chain,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33so I went the wrong way for a bit.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Bad luck. Time now for our Final Round.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37So, it's over to the Gory Grid, one last time,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39to find out what we've got.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43It's the Slimy Stuarts!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45It's the Final Round, so there's no quirky quiz.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49We're going straight to our big all play Stuarts Endgame.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53So, everyone, back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Go on, Rehab.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Ah, Robbie reversing down.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Bye!

0:22:02 > 0:22:03It's time to play...

0:22:05 > 0:22:09It's 1666, and the Great Fire of London has begun.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13You are King Charles II and your mission is to help put it out.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Collect water in your bucket.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Carry it along your lane and slosh it onto the fire

0:22:18 > 0:22:20but watch out for falling buildings.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Whoever gets the most water on the fire in the time limit

0:22:23 > 0:22:24wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Ready? In three, two, one...

0:22:27 > 0:22:29HORN SOUNDS

0:22:29 > 0:22:30And away they go!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Who is going to be the first to show?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34They're heading off at the same time.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Robbie's juggling with his bucket.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38That was a lively one! It nearly got away.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Now, Rehab, the first to throw.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Decent, one in. Lovely shot!

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Oh, look at Charlotte!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46And Robbie's thrown his bucket!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'm sure I saw, yeah, he's going to collect it now.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52They've got to negotiate a block of cheese.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Cheese was expensive in Stuart times

0:22:54 > 0:22:55and Samuel Pepys buried his,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57so that it would survive the fire.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59What possession would you save

0:22:59 > 0:23:00if there was a fire, Rattus?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03I'd save my huge collection of...

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Actually, I'd rather not know.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06That's a lovely shot, there.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Let me just recap who everybody is.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11The yellow Charles II is Rehab.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15The green Charles II is Charlotte... Amazing shot, there!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17..and the brown Charles II is Robbie.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, dear me, he's slightly lost his footing.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22It is getting very wet and slippery out there.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Particularly in Robbie's lane, you have to say.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That's a lovely effort from Rehab at the end.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29One at a time.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Let's see how Charlotte goes this time.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Again!- 100%!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, dear me.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41And Robbie is rolling about, all over the Samuel Pepys' cheese.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Still, he's up on his feet. Oh, he's down again.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, dear. He's slipping about all over the shop.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50What's happened is, he's dropped a load of water in his lane

0:23:50 > 0:23:52and he can't stand up.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Look at him! There he is in the middle.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56He just can't find his feet.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Charlotte's racing along her lane.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Poor old Robbie's not going anywhere fast.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Maybe he needs a new technique?

0:24:04 > 0:24:0630 seconds remaining!

0:24:06 > 0:24:10Oh, and he's gone for the headfirst dive. Classic!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12A quick factoid for you, Rattus.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15To stop the fire spreading, some people's houses got pulled down,

0:24:15 > 0:24:19so our players need to watch out for falling masonry.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20What did I tell you?!

0:24:20 > 0:24:25Another effort from Charlotte. Not quite so good that time.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27There's a ball escaped Robbie, in the middle.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30The last 10 seconds of the game now.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33It's a great final effort from Rehab.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35They're all starting to look very tired, though.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37At least Rehab's still on her fee...

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Time's up!

0:24:38 > 0:24:42And it's all over. And for me, this is not a difficult one.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Robbie has got virtually nothing.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46There he is, contemplating the ruin of his house,

0:24:46 > 0:24:47thinking about rebuilding it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Rehab's got a smattering of water but the winner, here, is Charlotte.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53CHEERING

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Well played! Welcome back. Well...

0:24:55 > 0:24:59in first place, with LOADS of water, was Charlotte.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Charlotte. A last Year Sphere...

0:25:03 > 0:25:04in the game today.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08That's the one that's been chosen.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Terrific. Now, it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Remember that AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19It's the moment of truth.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23OK, Charlotte, let's see your Year Spheres.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25CHEERING

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Oh, 37AD. Caligula became emperor of Rome that year.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30What's the second one?

0:25:30 > 0:25:341714 AD, so that's marvellous.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36King George I first became king.

0:25:36 > 0:25:42That gives you a total of 1,751.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Robbie, that is what you have to beat.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Let's have a look what you've got.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- CHEERING - Oh, and you have beaten it!

0:25:48 > 0:25:531957AD. Well, well, well.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56The Russians put the first satellite into space that year.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58So, you are currently in the lead.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Rehab, can you beat that? Let's have a look at your first one.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04It's a good start. 1100AD.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06The death of William II that year.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Let's have a look at your second one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- GROANING - Oh, this is bad news.

0:26:12 > 0:26:1645,000BC!

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Modern humans arrived in Europe round about then.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24Oh, you're going to do well to come back from that.

0:26:24 > 0:26:271564 AD, so things have got a little better,

0:26:27 > 0:26:30the birth of William Shakespeare that year,

0:26:30 > 0:26:36but I'm afraid, Rehab, that leaves you with a total of minus 42,336.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38And it's left you in third place.

0:26:38 > 0:26:44Which means, our winner today, with 1,957 points, is Robbie.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46And I hope you enjoyed all the games, Robbie,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49because if you came for the fantastic prize at the end,

0:26:49 > 0:26:52you're about to be MASSIVELY disappointed.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Come on, Rattus, what did you fish out of the Time Sewer for us today?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Well, Dave, you know how, for the Aztecs,

0:26:57 > 0:26:59chocolate was a real status symbol?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02They used it as an offering to the gods, you know,

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- and even made a luxury hot chocolate drink.- Yes, I know all that, Rattus.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Well, what better way to pay tribute to those ancient Aztecs

0:27:09 > 0:27:12than with a slab of Aztec chewing gum?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Made from tree resin, crushed insects and tar.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Or, you could have given them some chocolate!

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Oh, yeah. Didn't think of that.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Superb. There you go. I wouldn't touch that.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Marvellous, well done, Robbie,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28and commiserations to Charlotte and Rehab,

0:27:28 > 0:27:31who missed out on being today's number one,

0:27:31 > 0:27:34and, sadly, will be going home through a river of number twos.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Yes, it's a trip to the Time Sewer for you two, I'm afraid.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Off you go, one last time.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Bye, hope you don't get too dirty!

0:27:43 > 0:27:46If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:46 > 0:27:48don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Urgh! This is gross!

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Well, I've been Dave Lamb. - And I've been adorable.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04- In your dreams, Rattus!- Oh, we hope you've enjoyed Gory Games. Goodbye!

0:28:04 > 0:28:05Goodbye.