0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30with me, Dave Lamb and...Rattus?
0:00:30 > 0:00:31SNUFFLING
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Sorry I'm late, Dave. Some autograph hunters were bugging me.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37You should be very grateful to have fans at all, Rattus.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's very rude to say they were bugging you.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Not if they're bugs, it's not.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42They're all cockroaches.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I let them have an access-all-areas tour
0:00:44 > 0:00:45of your dressing room.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Of course you did. Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- My name's Finn and I'm from Stockport!- Hello, Finn.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- My name is Ella and I'm from London!- Hello, Ella.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- My name is Teddy and I'm from Hertfordshire!- Hello, Teddy.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Welcome, everyone.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Check out the CBBC website.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Right, you are here to win Year Spheres.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Yes, and at the end of the show, the person with the highest
0:01:14 > 0:01:18year score will win a prize that I fished out of the Time Sewer.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22So it's like a booby prize, really, only much, much worse.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Let's get cracking with the round I like to call
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- the Let's Get Cracking Round. - Genius! What's it all about?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's the Frightful First World War.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38So four questions on World War I coming up.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And your four World War I topics are...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- So, Teddy, which one of those would you like?- Spies.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58True or false? During World War I, a German spy was arrested after
0:01:58 > 0:02:01putting up a poster at Portsmouth Harbour
0:02:01 > 0:02:03asking for top-secret information.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07So, during World War I a German spy was arrested after putting up
0:02:07 > 0:02:10a poster at Porstmouth Harbour asking for top-secret information,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12is that true or is that false?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Teddy and Ella have both gone for true, Finn has gone for false.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Let's find out what the answer is.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21It's...true.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25What a dummkopf! That's German for "idiot"...so they tell me.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30So I can award Teddy one eyeball and I can award Ella one brain.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33There it is.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37No skulls for you as yet, Finn, I'm afraid, but that may well change.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Ella, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Conkers, please.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Is this true or false?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55HE REPEATS QUESTION
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Teddy and Ella agreeing again on false.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Finn going for true. Let's find out what the answer is.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09It's...true.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15Yes, indeed, 3,000 tons of conkers were collected.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17They went conkers bonkers!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19RATTUS LAUGHS
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Suit yourself.- That's a point for you, Finn. Well done.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And it's your turn to choose a category. What will you have?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Helmets, please. - And that is a prop question.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Prop question, prop question!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32ALL: Prop question, prop question, prop question!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34All right, everyone, this bit used to be a bit of fun,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36but now it's the part of the show where
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I ask Rattus which cupboard the prop is in and he tells me
0:03:38 > 0:03:41the wrong cupboard and I get hit by a booby-trapped boxing glove.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, Dave, this time I promise
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I will not lie to you about where the prop is.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's in the top cupboard.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- All right. - BOING!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- Rattus, you lied!- No, that wasn't a lie, it was a guess.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I honestly don't remember which cupboard I put it in.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Right... - BOING!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah, now I remember, it's the bottom cupboard.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Thanks a lot, Rattus. I've worked that out for myself.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Here's the prop.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11It is a helmet... which doesn't fit very well.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15OK, true or false? From the start of the First World War in 1914,
0:04:15 > 0:04:19all soldiers had steel helmets to protect their heads.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Is that true or is that false?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Show me your answers, please.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Ella and Finn going for true,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Teddy has gone for false.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I can tell you it is actually false.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33This steel helmet was only introduced
0:04:33 > 0:04:36to British troops in 1915.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Do you know, that suits you, Dave?- Thanks very much.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- But then anything that covers your face a bit suits you.- Charming(!)
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Congratulations, Teddy, another eyeball to you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50One question left in this round and it is a question on soldiers.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52True or false?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54At night, British soldiers always lit
0:04:54 > 0:04:57three cigarettes at a time for good luck.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59So what do you think?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Let's see those answers now, please.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03They've all gone for false.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Let's see if they're all right or all wrong.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09It's...false. We never lit three cigarettes in a row.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13The enemy sniper would locate us when they saw the first match,
0:05:13 > 0:05:17aim when they saw the second and fire when they saw the third.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Well, we all know that cigarettes will kill you eventually.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Congratulations, everyone, a point there
0:05:23 > 0:05:25and looking at that, we can see that the eyeballs have it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Teddy, you have won the first Year Sphere and it's time for me to say,
0:05:30 > 0:05:35"All hail the Potty Pyramid!"
0:05:35 > 0:05:36HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41And if you're wondering why it's called Potty,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43just smell the gas that's coming out of it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44RATTUS LAUGHS
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Away you go, Teddy, help yourself, but do choose carefully
0:05:47 > 0:05:49because while AD dates will be added to your total,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58We'll all find out what's in that Year Sphere at the end of the show.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Winning the World War I quiz means that Teddy is
0:06:00 > 0:06:03automatically through to play the World War I game,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07but will he be alone or will the others get to join in too?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Let's find out.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's a Single Player Silly Game,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18so, Teddy, off down the sewer with you.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Cor, it stinks!- It does stink.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24It's time to play...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27..Flying Circus.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You are a British First World War fighter pilot, you must load,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32aim and hit those enemy planes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35There's one point for every successful hit
0:06:35 > 0:06:38and two points for taking down the infamous Red Baron.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Battle begins...now!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45KLAXON BLARES
0:06:45 > 0:06:48So, here we go, then. Teddy is going to play Flying Circus.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Look at him, Rattus, wobbling about from side to side in that aircraft.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He certainly is, Dave.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, I have to say, Teddy there, for me, struck the Red Baron.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03He struck the Red Baron, but the Red Baron did not fall out of the sky.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, that was an extraordinary moment.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Really bad luck there for Teddy,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11but he's recovered his composure nicely.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13There's his first hit and a terrific one it was too.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Will this be his second hit?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19He's going to really need to pick up the pace now. Oh, that's a disaster.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21What on earth happened there?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, maybe the pigeon put him off, maybe the pigeon put him off.
0:07:25 > 0:07:2730 seconds remaining.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Just 30 seconds remaining now and
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Teddy still needs five more hits.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I'll tell you what,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36that carrier pigeon is risking life
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- and limb to carry a very important message there.- I hope not, Dave.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- It's stuffed and on the end of a string.- There's another one down.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Another aircraft bites the dust, but he still needs four more
0:07:47 > 0:07:49and there's only a few seconds left.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Oh, again that hit but it didn't go down.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I really don't think it's Teddy's day today.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- AIR RAID WARNING BLARES Time's up.- But it's all over.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Bad luck, Teddy. Bad luck. Back behind your podium.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh, you didn't win yourself a Year Sphere, but that could be
0:08:07 > 0:08:10a good thing cos you might have chosen a really bad one.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Right, it's time for Round Two.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15To find out who's up next, it's back to the Gory Grid.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's the Rotten Romans.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24Four questions again and your four all-important Roman topics are...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32So, Ella, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- What will you have?- Poo, please. - Poo. Of course you'll have poo.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38And that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42What would Roman toilet cleaners do with the poo they collected -
0:08:42 > 0:08:47A) sell it to the army to fling at the enemy,
0:08:47 > 0:08:51B) sell it to builders to use as plaster for houses,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54or C) sell to farmers to put on their fields?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58DAVE REPEATS OPTIONS
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Answer now, please. Well, everyone's gone for C.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Rattus, what's the answer?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08The answer is C.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12They sold it to farmers who would spread it on their fields.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Congratulations, everyone, that's a point each.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- It is your turn, Finn, to choose a category.- Spots.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22A Roman cure for spots was a mixture of honey and what?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34HE REPEATS OPTIONS
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Let's see those answers now, please.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ella and Finn have gone for A,
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Teddy, you've gone for B.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Let's find out what the answer is.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44The answer is...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47So, well done, Ella and Finn.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50An extra point for you there. Bad luck, Teddy.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- It's your turn to pick a category. - Punishments.- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- Rattus, this is a question from Death.- No.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02LIGHTNING FRIZZLES
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Roman commander Civilis Galba decided to punish his troops for making
0:10:06 > 0:10:10rude jokes about him by sending them to gather firewood on a hill known
0:10:10 > 0:10:14to be infested with enemy warriors, but did what did Galba's soldiers do?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Ooh, now that's a tricky one. What do you think - A, B or C?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Everyone has gone for B.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Are they all right or all wrong?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38The answer is B.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42The soldiers collected the wood and used it to burn Galba's tent down
0:10:42 > 0:10:44with him in it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48His plans certainly went up in smoke!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Up in smoke, get it? Yeah.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55That's points for everyone.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Superb, and the final question in this round is on slaves.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03See if you can get this one.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22DAVE REPEATS OPTIONS
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Let's see those answers.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Everybody has gone for A.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Let's find out if they're right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32The answer is A, tabellarii messengers.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35So that's points for everyone and that means
0:11:35 > 0:11:37that at the end of that round,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39with two maximums, we have a tie.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Teddy, for now, you are history,
0:11:42 > 0:11:46but, Ella and Finn, we are going to a tie-break situation.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Beginning with the letter L,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53what is the name of the Roman language? Ella?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Latin.- Latin is absolutely right. Well done, Ella.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58CANNED CHEERING
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And whilst I shouldn't show you favouritism, I will tell you
0:12:02 > 0:12:06that the biggest AD number can be found in the round one.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08OK, Ella, as the winner of the Roman quiz,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11you're through to play the Roman game.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14But will it be just you or will the others get to play too?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Let's find out.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23It's an All Play Gory Game. They're all going, "Yes!" over there.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- So, all of you, let's get down that Time Sewer.- Oh, man!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Aaargh!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The Romans would do pretty much anything to win a battle.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37It's time to play...
0:12:39 > 0:12:42There's not much Romans wouldn't catapult into an enemy fortress -
0:12:42 > 0:12:45rocks, beehives, and most unpleasant of all,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48the severed heads of any defenders they'd captured.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Your challenge is to fire
0:12:49 > 0:12:53as many missiles into your fortress target as possible.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Ready, steady... - KLAXON BLARES
0:12:55 > 0:12:57So here we go then with Savage Siege
0:12:57 > 0:13:01and the first weapons are being loaded up.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Teddy is going for a head and he's landed it. Oh, straightaway there.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Wow, that's remarkable, Rattus, straight off the mark.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10There's Finn with a beehive.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Ping! And nobody scores.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's three misses, how very disappointing.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Now it's rocks, beehives and severed heads here, Rattus.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh, and Ella lands a rock, so Teddy
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and Ella are level-pegging on one apiece.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30Teddy's gone for a severed head, good choice. Oh, but no joy.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I have to say, Dave, this game probably is my favourite,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35certainly of all the games without poo in them.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40You love your poo, Rattus. There's Finn, trying to get off the mark.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- The third rock in there. - And Ella scores a second.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, an excellent shot there. Finn responds with a second as well.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Now, here's Teddy with another beehive.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52What did you do when you had a beehive land on your head, Dave?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Well, I've never actually had a beehive land on my head, Rattus.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Oh, sorry, I just assumed from the way you look, you know.
0:13:58 > 0:14:012-2-1, that's the score.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Rocks, beehives, severed heads all raining down. Look at that -
0:14:05 > 0:14:08a study in concentration. Ella in there, that's why.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Oh, and Finn's got one too.
0:14:11 > 0:14:1330 seconds remaining.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Finn goes in with a severed head
0:14:15 > 0:14:18but Ella's landed a severed head and Finn's got another one!
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Teddy there pulling back a rock, and that one disappeared,
0:14:23 > 0:14:24I don't know where that went,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26that could still be travelling, I think,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Rattus, could still be travelling. - RATTUS LAUGHS
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Oh, the second head. - A second head indeed.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Ella a nose by a head... Sorry, ahead by a nose.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Very, very exciting, this. There's rocks
0:14:37 > 0:14:39and heads raining down from all angles!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42There's another one on its way. That could be crucial.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- I think that could be crucial! - KLAXON BLARES
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Time's up.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Another remarkable finish.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Welcome back, everyone.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54That was incredibly close. I'm sure you want to know who has won that.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Definitely not me.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Well, Teddy, you're right, you came third,
0:14:58 > 0:15:02but the winner of the Year Sphere is both of you.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05You both ended up with six, so help yourself, please.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Look at that. Nice choosing, nice choosing.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13OK, Round Three and it's over to the Gory Grid
0:15:13 > 0:15:15to find out what's up next.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Four questions as always, and here are your four Egyptian topics...
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- So, Finn, what are you going to go for?- Cleopatra, please.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40True or false? Cleopatra married her father. Yeeeurgh!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Cleopatra married her father, is that true or is that false?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Show me your answers now, please. You've all gone for false.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's false. Phew!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55She did marry her half-brothers, though,
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Ptolemy 13th and 14th, who both died in suspicious circumstances.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Probable cause of death - Cleopatra.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You don't want to get on the wrong side of her.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Congratulations, everyone, a point there.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Teddy, your turn to pick a category. - Ramesses II.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14True or false?
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Ramesses II is believed to have had around 90 children.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22HE REPEATS QUESTION
0:16:22 > 0:16:26The boys agree on false, Ella thinks it's true.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Let's find out what the answer is.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's true.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33He had about 50 sons and 40 daughters. Phew!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well done, Ella, you stuck to your guns there.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- OK, it's your turn to pick a category.- Medicine, please.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- That is a question from Rattus Rattus.- Certainly is. True or false?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Fly droppings were used as an ingredient
0:16:49 > 0:16:52in some ancient Egyptian medicines.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55HE REPEATS QUESTION
0:17:00 > 0:17:04They've all gone for true. Rattus, what's the answer?
0:17:04 > 0:17:10Oh, Dave, it's true. They also used ostrich poo and crocodile dung.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13That's a point each. Lovely stuff.
0:17:13 > 0:17:19- The final question in this round is on mythology.- Is this true or false?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32What do you think, is that true or is that false?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Let's see your answers. Well, Ella and Teddy agreeing on false.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Finn thinks that's true. Let's find out what the answer is.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- It's true.- Excellent work.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Well done, Finn, but look at that. Bad luck again, Teddy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48For now, you're history,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51while Ella and Finn compete in a tie-breaker situation.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Beginning with the letter P, what is the name of the huge stone...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Ella.- What?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Pharaoh.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, it's a good guess, but you're out for now,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05so, Finn, the whole question for you. Take your time.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Beginning with the letter P,
0:18:07 > 0:18:11what is the name of the huge stone tombs used to house dead pharaohs?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Pyramid.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Pyramid. He didn't even need to press his buzzer.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well done, Finn, you've won the next Year Sphere.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- That one.- Nice choice.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So, Finn, you've won the Egyptian quiz, you're through to play the
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Egyptian game, but will he be alone or will the others be joining him?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Let's find out.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Well, it's a Single Play game, Finn,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39and I hope you're feeling brave
0:18:39 > 0:18:42because it's very scary indeed down the Time Sewer.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Ohh! Eugh!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50If you don't want to see intestines being yanked out of
0:18:50 > 0:18:54someone's torso, then look away now, because it's time to play...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59We have here one partially mummified pharaoh
0:18:59 > 0:19:02but the embalmer went home before he finished the job.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Your challenge is to find and remove the stomach, liver,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09intestines and lungs and put them in the correct canopic jars.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Yank the brain out through the nose and bin it.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Find the bladder and bin that as well.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17But the heart must be left inside the body.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And your time starts in three, two, one.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22KLAXON BLARES
0:19:22 > 0:19:24So, here we go then with Mummify Me.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Finn trying to remove the organs from his mummy and put them
0:19:27 > 0:19:29into the correct canopic jar, but, of course,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32it's important that he leaves the heart behind
0:19:32 > 0:19:36and puts the brains and the bladder in the bin provided.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38He's straight in at the nose there.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yes, he certainly has got a taste for brain.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43He's gone in there with that enormous implement which
0:19:43 > 0:19:45looks absolutely hideous, to be honest.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Would you fancy that going up your nose?- I certainly wouldn't, Dave.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Well, you certainly wouldn't find any brains in your head
0:19:51 > 0:19:53if they did that, would they, Rattus?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56So there's probably no reason for them to do it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Sorry, fella, I didn't mean to insult your intelligence there.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02That needs to go in the bin, Finn. That's it.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It was almost as if he responded to me there, Rattus.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07I should point out that for those at home I'm not actually in contact
0:20:07 > 0:20:09with Finn. It's the liver.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Will he match it to the correct canopic jar?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Or will he fry it up with some onions and have it as a light snack?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17He's missed the chance to do that, but he has put it
0:20:17 > 0:20:19in the correct canopic jar, so that's an excellent effort.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22What's he going to find next?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24There we go, that is the stomach,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26that's looking yellow and stomachey.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28He's now trying to find which canopic jar is matching
0:20:28 > 0:20:31the picture to the organ.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32SQUISHING
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oh, and the bladder! He's got the bladder.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39Oh, he's punctured the bladder. Wee everywhere. There is wee everywhere.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41He's gone back in for the intestines.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, Rattus, am I seeing this?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Is this what is actually happening on a programme?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, the last bit splats into his yellow shirt.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Thank heavens he's wearing protective goggles, cos there
0:20:52 > 0:20:56must've been bowel juice everywhere, I'd have thought, Rattus.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58But the intestines have been properly placed
0:20:58 > 0:21:02and he's going back in. And he's back with the bladder.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Is he not covered in wee enough? Now that bladder needs to go in the bin.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- He's put it back in the body. - He's put it back.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Slightly strange decision
0:21:10 > 0:21:12and I don't know what he's hoping to find by the knees.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14'30 seconds remaining.'
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And there's the 30-second warning.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18He's still got the lungs and the bladder to do.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Wait, no, that's the heart.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I think what he's done there, Rattus,
0:21:22 > 0:21:23is confuse the bladder with the heart.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26The bladder is out again, now where is he going with it?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29What's he doing, other than spreading wee around the room?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- He's going...- Maybe he's just scenting his area.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36He might be marking his territory. What an unusual development.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38There's only seconds left now.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42He needs to bin that bladder and leave the heart in the body.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43KLAXON BLARES
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Time's up.- Oh, and it's an organ too far for Finn!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49What a great effort that was. Shame about the bladder.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Welcome back.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Bad luck, Finn. You were so close there. What went wrong?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I just didn't, you know, realise that that was the bladder,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- not the heart.- You gave the bladder a bit of a squeeze at one point.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02- I know.- Very bad luck.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06So, it's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid
0:22:06 > 0:22:08one last time to find out what we've got.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14No quirky quiz in our final round,
0:22:14 > 0:22:19it's straight to our big All Play End Game, and it is a messy one.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- Oh, no, not again.- All of you, get down that Time Sewer. Go on, Finn.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- It stinks in here. - I know it does, Ella.- Eugh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32It's time to go...
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- Tell us, what is gong, Rattus? - Dave, it's poo.- It is poo.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46carry it along your lane and slop it into your measuring cylinder.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Whoever collects the most gets the Year Sphere.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Get ready, in three, two, one... - KLAXON BLARES
0:22:53 > 0:22:55And they're away. They are away.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57They have to collect gong in those buckets,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59bring it back the length of the runway
0:22:59 > 0:23:02and then put it in their measuring cylinder,
0:23:02 > 0:23:07and they all seem to be going very, very, very nicely indeed.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10There's the first payload delivered there.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12This game, of course, is Teddy's chance to grab himself
0:23:12 > 0:23:14a second Year Sphere.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Ella and Finn both have two already.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18So it's a good start, they're up and running.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Excellent start for all three of them there, Dave.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23It's trouble-free gonging so far. Whoa!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Finn's down, while Ella and Teddy are bounding along their lanes.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31That top gonging. What a lot of poop that is.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I haven't seen this much poop since, well,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- a couple of hours ago, actually.- Oh, Rattus.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Don't you think your poo
0:23:37 > 0:23:39would be even slippier if you'd eaten a banana skin?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Well, to be honest, Rattus, I don't know
0:23:41 > 0:23:43and I don't intend to find out.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, there goes Teddy. It's mighty slippy out there.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Finn, however, is doing very nicely.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53It's almost as if he's done this before, Rattus. He probably hasn't.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I mean, where on earth would he have done it?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I think Ella has got a very good technique.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01She's being very careful with the gong and delivering most of it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05As you can see from her score there, she's in the lead.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Teddy trying hard to get back on terms,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11though, only a dribble of watery gong that time.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13The poo in the cesspit would be gloopy and liquidy on top
0:24:13 > 0:24:16but thick as you like on the bottom.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Talking of bottoms, our contestants are falling onto theirs.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It's getting super slippery, now, Rattus.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Ella's got a tiny lead, but can she keep it up? Yes, she can.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Of course, Rattus, some Middle Ages types would poo
0:24:29 > 0:24:32directly onto the street, and that could happen here at any moment.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Oh-ho! Now things are going to get very slippery indeed.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Eugh!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41And you have to say, the boys are really struggling here.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I don't think they can catch Ella, not in these conditions.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- They're all over the place. - They simply can't stand up.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50It does get very difficult when it's gongy underfoot.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- 30 seconds remaining. - Just 30 seconds to go.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59And there's Ella, look at her. It's so slippery now.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Teddy has got to the end, let's see what he scooped up.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05He really has had enough of this, I get the feeling, Teddy,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08and who can blame him? Cos it's so, so slippery.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12He's got another payload. What's this?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Let's see if Teddy can get up here.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17No, he can't and that's all down his front.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21No chance of delivering that now unless he wrings out his T-shirt.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24KLAXON BLARES Time's up.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- And it's all over. - And it's all over them.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Welcome back, everybody. Wow!- That stinks.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36It does stink about as much as you were stinking a minute ago,
0:25:36 > 0:25:41but I can announce that by quite a distance, the winner was Ella.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44So, Ella, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Good choice.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Or is it? It's time to count up the Year Spheres,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53and remember the AD dates
0:25:53 > 0:25:57are added and the BC dates are subtracted.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59It's the moment of truth.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01So, Teddy, let's open up that Year Sphere of yours
0:26:01 > 0:26:03and see what we've got.
0:26:05 > 0:26:11Oh, Teddy, Teddy, it's 2000 BC, the dawn of the Bronze Age
0:26:11 > 0:26:13in Britain round about then.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Ella, let's see what you've got in yours.
0:26:15 > 0:26:1760 AD, Boudicca rebelled
0:26:17 > 0:26:20against the Romans that year.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Let's have a look
0:26:21 > 0:26:23at that second one.
0:26:23 > 0:26:251649 AD, King Charles I
0:26:25 > 0:26:27was beheaded that year.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Now the all-important third one,
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH - Let's have a look at it.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, 264 BC,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37the first Roman gladiator games.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42That means you have a total of 1445.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44That's what you got to beat, Finn.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Let's have a look at the first one.
0:26:46 > 0:26:511727 AD, George II became king that year,
0:26:51 > 0:26:52which means you're in the lead
0:26:52 > 0:26:53at the moment.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55It all hinges on this last sphere,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57let's open it up, Finn.
0:26:57 > 0:27:011533 AD, Henry VIII
0:27:01 > 0:27:02married Anne Boleyn that year
0:27:02 > 0:27:05and that means that, Finn,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08you have a total of 3,260.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Finn is today's winner,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13which means he'll be taking home the sort of prize that will have
0:27:13 > 0:27:15all his neighbours saying,
0:27:15 > 0:27:19"Did you see that awful prize they gave that kid next door?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20"It were awful."
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Because it's something terrible that Rattus has fished
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- out of the Time Sewer. - It's some ice cream.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Woo-hoo! - That actually sounds quite nice.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Yes, Victorian ice cream contaminated with dust, cat hair and lice.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37- I stand corrected. There you go, Finn.- Oh...thank you.- Bon appetit.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Tuck in.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40So, congratulations
0:27:40 > 0:27:45to Finn and bad luck to our gallant runners-up, Teddy and Ella.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48It's a trip to the Time Sewer for you two, I'm afraid.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Off you go. Bye.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Uggh!- Bye!- Bye.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53If you want to play along at home next time,
0:27:53 > 0:27:55don't forget to download the Gory Games app.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58RATTUS LAUGHS
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- Well, I've been Dave Lamb, he's been trouble.- I do my best.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06And that was Gory Games. Goodbye.