Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Five minutes, Dave.- Thank you.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Rattus, you do know that's a bog brush?

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Oh, yes!

0:00:12 > 0:00:16# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:31 > 0:00:32# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# ..Games! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Time to meet today's Horrible Historians.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Hi, I'm Ayushand. I'm from London. - Hello, Ayush.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Hi, I'm Amy and I'm from Watford. - Hello, Amy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Hi I'm Gayatri and I'm from Birmingham.- Hello, Gayatri.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Welcome, everyone.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59And you can play along at home, too, using the Gory Games app.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Check out the CBBC website.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04You lot are playing to win Yearspheres.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07And at the end of the show the person with the highest year score

0:01:07 > 0:01:11will win a fabulous prize that I picked out myself.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14So if it wasn't already disgusting it certainly is now,

0:01:14 > 0:01:17now that Rattus has had his paws all over it.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Time to get on with the show,

0:01:18 > 0:01:23and to find out what our first round is about it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Four questions on the Vikings coming up now.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33The person who gets the most right wins the first Yearsphere.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35And your four Viking topics are...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So, Gayatri, what would you like?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Can I have Viking kings please?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48When Viking Arthur Canute became King of England

0:01:48 > 0:01:50what did he do to his dead brother?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Let's see your answers now please.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Everybody thinks it's C.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Let's find out what the answer is.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12The answer is C.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Arthur Canute had his brother's body dug up and chucked in the Thames.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I get the feeling perhaps they didn't get on.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22That was superb. Congratulations everyone. You're all off the mark.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Amy, it's your turn to pick a category.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Can I have show offs please?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29According to one story

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Olaf Trigvason impressed his men by doing what?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48They've all gone for A. What's the answer please?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50The answer is B.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53He used to run along the ores of his ship balancing carefully

0:02:53 > 0:02:55so not to fall in the water.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, you didn't get any points there

0:02:57 > 0:03:00but at least you all stuck together which is nice.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ayush, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Can I have Viking myths?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Let's see if you know this one.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, that's a tricky one. What do you think?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Our first disagreement of the day.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Let's find out the answer.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Let me put you out of your misery.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31The answer is A.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It had eight legs and could fly.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Points there for Gayatri and for Amy. Ayush, you're still in this.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41There's one category left in this round.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Names. And it is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Certainly is.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50How according to some did Harald Bluetooth get his odd name?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Girls with C.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Ayush out on his own with B.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Rattus, what is the answer?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16The answer is A. He ate a lot of berries.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Which apparently stained his teeth. I'd be Rattus brown tooth.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yuck.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25So no points there but at the end of that round we have a tie.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Gayatri and Amy. Ayush, just for now you are history.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Girls, it's time for a tie-breaker question.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Beginning with the letter L what type of ship did Vikings sail in?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Gayatri.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Long ship.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Long ship is absolutely right. Very well played, Gayatri.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You won the quiz which means it's time for you to choose

0:04:46 > 0:04:49your Yearsphere, and it's time for me to say:

0:04:49 > 0:04:54VOICE ECHOES: All hail the potty pyramid!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57ANGELIC CHOIR

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Gayatri, help yourself to a Yearsphere.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Nice.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Now, winning the Viking quiz means that Gayatri is automatically

0:05:10 > 0:05:12through to play the Viking game.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15But will she be alone or will everybody else get to play?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Let's find out.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's an all-play silly game.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26So, everyone, get down that time sewer.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Go on, Ayush, lead us off. Away you go, Amy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The Vikings were a surprising bunch.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Along with massive axes to lop off their enemies' heads

0:05:38 > 0:05:42they also used tiny ear spoons to clean the wax out of their ears.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44It's time to play:

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Your challenge, to clean out a Viking ear,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon

0:05:51 > 0:05:55over the wobbly bridge, and flick it in your bowl.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58The person who gets the most ear wax from their ear into their bowl

0:05:58 > 0:06:00within the time limit, wins the Yearsphere.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05Spoons at the ready. Your time starts...now.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07And they're off.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Now we are with Gayatri as she jimmies away, trying to get

0:06:12 > 0:06:17that crusty cob of a blob of earwax out of the Viking ear.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Look at that. Amy has got two on one spoon.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Straight away there.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25She's a study of concentration as she goes over that seesaw.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- And towards the basket. - Oh, and she's got one.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Gayatri has got one.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32But Amy...yes, has delivered two. And oh, dear me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Ayush must have just lost his at the last second there.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And the ears, of course, there,

0:06:38 > 0:06:42care of the famous Viking, Olaf the Massive Ears.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44What, you mean Olaf the Three Massive Ears?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46That's the one.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, look at this. Gayatri has got two as well.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50That's great wax balling.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54And Amy coming up again and scores a third.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55And Ayush is off the mark.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59And if anyone wants to know what that wax tastes like, get your own.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02That lot is all mine.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Is there anything you won't eat, Rattus?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Rat poison.- Fair enough.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11I have to say, there is not much time left.

0:07:11 > 0:07:1330 seconds remaining.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15The pressure is on now. And that's a good delivery.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20And another one. Yes, that's how it's done. Everyone has scored.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Very, very close. And there's the two wax specialist.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Can she get that double in before the time runs out?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32No she can't. And Gayatri has dropped hers too.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35This really is going to go down to the wire.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38One for Ayush. He's catching up here.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40But is he going to run out of time?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I think he is. 3...2...1...

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Time's up!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48It's all over and that's a win for Amy.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Back behind your podiums please. That was very, very close.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56But the winner was Amy, with three bits.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02Help yourself to a Yearsphere, Amy. Congratulations. Very good.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08So, Round 2, and to find out what's up next it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Four questions again and here are your four all important topics:

0:08:22 > 0:08:24So, Amy, it's your turn to pick first this time.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Wives, please.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Certainly is. True or false?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Henry VIII's second wife Anne Boleyn

0:08:34 > 0:08:37needed the toilet a lot during her coronation

0:08:37 > 0:08:42so her ladies in waiting kept a potty handy under a table.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Her ladies in waiting kept a potty handy under a table.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Is that true or is that false?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Gayatri and Amy think it's true. Ayush thinks it's false.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- What's the answer Rattus? - It's true.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I hope wife number two only needed it for number ones.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Oh, let's hope so. Well played, Gayatri and Amy.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Ayush, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Theft.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09True or false?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11In Tudor times if you stole 11 pennies

0:09:11 > 0:09:13you would be sentenced to death.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18If you stole 11 pennies you would be sentenced to death. True or false?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Let's see those answers now please.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, are they all right or all wrong? Let's find out.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's false.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28If you stole 11 pennies or less you'd be sent to prison.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32But if you stole 12 pennies or more you would be sentenced to death.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Note to self, punishment far too soft.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Bad luck, everybody. You got that one wrong. No points there.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41But points available with this next question.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Gayatri, what's it going to be? - Teeth please.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46True or false?

0:09:46 > 0:09:52In the later years of my life I wore false teeth made of elephant ivory.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57So, what do you think? True or false?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, the girls in agreement again, with true.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Ayush has gone with false. What's the answer?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06It's false. My teeth were rotten but I refused to have them

0:10:06 > 0:10:11pulled out, despite the near constant toothache. Ah!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Well done, Ayush you're back in it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18And this is the final question in this round. It's on holidays.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23True or false? Tudor schools had 16 weeks summer holiday.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Is that true or false?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Let's see your answers.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Everybody thinks that's false.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32It is false or is true, Your Maj?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36It's false. Tudor schools had no summer holidays whatsoever.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38It's quite right too.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Congratulations, everybody. A point each.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44And at the end of that round we have a three-way tie.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46So it's the tie-breaker situation.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Beginning with the letter A,

0:10:51 > 0:10:55complete the name of Henry VIII's first wife. Catherine of...

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Aragon.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Aragon is absolutely right. Well done, Amy.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04You've won the quiz which means it's time to grab yourself a Yearsphere.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# It's small, it's round Inside a date is found

0:11:07 > 0:11:11# Yearsphere, Yearsphere. #

0:11:11 > 0:11:15# It's... # What?! It might catch on!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18So, Amy, as the winner of the Tudor quiz you're through to play

0:11:18 > 0:11:22the Tudor Game, but will you be going it alone or will you have company?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Let's find out.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh, Ayush has got his head in his hands

0:11:30 > 0:11:33because it's a single player brainy game.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Amy, put your thinking cap on and get back down that time sewer.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- It stinks.- It does stink.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44William Shakespeare...

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Excuse me, I'm the Queen. I'll explain this game.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I was a big fan of William Shakespeare.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I also liked a good insult.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56So what could be better than a Shakespearian insult? It's time for:

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Eight insults. Five were invented by Shakespeare

0:12:02 > 0:12:04but three were invented by that stinky rodent.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Your Maj.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07All you have to do is work out

0:12:07 > 0:12:10which five are the genuine Shakespearian insults.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14To do this choose five insults and move them to the board.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Then touch the Hamlet skull to see how many you've got right.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Keep trying new combinations until you get all five right.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24But you've got to be quick as you're against the clock.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27And your time is starting now.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Here we go then.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32She's got to choose the genuine Shakespeare insults

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and put them on the easels.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Stockfish she's going for.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Well, that sounds about right doesn't it, Rattus?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Of course you made up the other three on there, didn't you?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I did. I'm a naughty rat.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Clay-brained is up there.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Putrid Piddle Bucket has joined the other two there.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53What's the fourth one? Humpty Nuggets.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Humpty Nuggets!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59That is somehow appalling, Humpty Nugget, for me.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02And Badger Breath. Now, how many has she got.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04'You have two correct.'

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Rattus, you really are a naughty rat.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09You've slipped three past her there.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10She's removed Stockfish.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Now I've got a feeling that's a genuine one.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15She's replaced it with Mouldy Rogue.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Well, that's right for right, Rattus.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21'30 seconds remaining.'

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Amy has gone for Tailor's Yard there.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27'You have three correct.'

0:13:27 > 0:13:30So one better. Putrid Piddle Bucket comes off. What's going back up?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Stockfish.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36'You have four correct.'

0:13:36 > 0:13:38She's got four. Oh, she's taken it off.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Come on Amy don't be clay-brained.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Humpty Nuggets!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46'You have three correct.'

0:13:46 > 0:13:50She's got herself in a real muddle here. There's only seconds left now.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Stockfish is coming back. - 'Time's up.'

0:13:52 > 0:13:57But it's too late. Bad luck, Amy. Three out of five.

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Welcome back. Oh, that was tricky wasn't it? That was tricky.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Right, onto Round 3.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06To find out what's up next it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15So, four questions on the Egyptians coming up now.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Your four topics are...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24So, Ayush, it's your turn to lead us off.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Cat fat.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30In ancient Egyptian houses cat fat was sometimes

0:14:30 > 0:14:34spread on the walls and the floors, but why?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Show me now, please.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Ooh. Everyone has gone for A.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Let's find out what the answer is.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53The answer is B.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Cat fat could be spread around to keep rats out.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Yes, I might try that in my dressing room.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00You wouldn't.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03No points there for anybody I'm afraid. Gayatri, it's your go.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Cures, please.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Now, that is a prop question.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Prop question, prop question, prop question.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13And today's prop is...

0:15:13 > 0:15:16No, Rattus. Don't say another word.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You always somehow manipulate me

0:15:18 > 0:15:21into choosing the two cupboards with the boxing gloves.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Well, not today.

0:15:23 > 0:15:28Today I will choose a cupboard using my own powers of deduction.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I'm going to test them. Ah. Boxing glove in the bottom cupboard.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Aha. And the middle cupboard.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38So, by a process of elimination...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42..glove in the top cupboard too.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46What I was going to say was today's prize is under the desk.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I didn't put it in the cupboard

0:15:48 > 0:15:52because they were all full of spring-loaded boxing gloves.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Haha(!) Laugh it up, Rattus.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56My next choice was actually going to be under the desk.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00And here is the prop. Mashed up pig's eyes.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03This is an Egyptian cure for blindness.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Pig's eyes with red powder and honey.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08But where would you pour this treatment?

0:16:12 > 0:16:18So, you've had a look. What do you think? A, B or C?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Gayatri has gone for A.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Amy for B, and Ayush, C.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26I can tell you that the answer is B. Well, done Amy.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28You pour it into the ears.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31And it's actually your turn to choose. What will you have?

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Sacrifice, please.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Here's what I want to know.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Let's have a look at your answers please.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Wow, everybody has gone for B.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Let's find out the answer.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Well, I can tell you the answer is:

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Proving that not even Egyptian gods like sprouts.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Rattus! No points there, though, I'm afraid. One question remaining.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Let's hear it.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19In the ancient Egyptian city of Pi Ramesses there were stables

0:17:19 > 0:17:20to house hundreds of horses.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23But what surprising facilities did they have?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Let's see your answers now please.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Gayatri out on her own with B.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Amy and Ayush agree on A.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Let's find out what the answer is.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47The answer is A.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50The stables had horse toilets.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53OK, so let's award those points.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54One for Amy, one for Ayush

0:17:54 > 0:17:56and it means that at the end of that round,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Amy, you've won yourself another Yearsphere.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08There it goes.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, Amy, you won the Egyptian quiz so you're through to play

0:18:11 > 0:18:13the Egyptian game, but will you be going it alone?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Let's find out, shall we?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Yes, you will. It's a single player scary game.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26So, off down the time sewer on your own.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Bye, Dave.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Bye.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37Now, if you're eating, I recommend that you stop right now.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Why? Because we're about to play...

0:18:42 > 0:18:45This mummy is nowhere near ready for the afterlife.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Your challenge is to finish the mummification job.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Find and remove the stomach, liver, intestines and lungs

0:18:51 > 0:18:53and put them in the correct canopic jars.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Yank the brain out through the nose and bin it.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Find the bladder and bin that as well.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01But the heart must be left inside the body.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04And your time starts now.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07And she's straight in.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10She's gone up there and what we know, Rattus, is that the heart

0:19:10 > 0:19:12and lungs are up there, and she's got the lungs.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13They're free.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17So now she has to get those lungs into the correct canopic jar

0:19:17 > 0:19:19which involves matching them to a picture.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21There they are. You can just see them there.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24And that's the right jar she's heading for.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's a very good start from Amy, isn't it, Rattus?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Certainly is, Dave. - Now she's going for the brain.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33She'll need to hook them out and pull them through the nose.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, they're coming out a bit slowly there.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37That was a bit graphic, wasn't it, Rattus?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39And as she's pulling them out by hand.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41That is allowed although not advised.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43And that brain needs to go straight into the bin.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45And she's done it. Good remembering from Amy.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- She's being very methodical here, isn't she?- Bin and gone.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Now that, for me, is a massive liver.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53What's she going to do with it?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55She's looking for the accompanying picture.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57So where's this liver going?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Now, I'm not so sure she knew what she was doing there, Rattus.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- What are your thoughts? - There were blanks looks all round.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06She's put the liver in the jar where the stomach should go

0:20:06 > 0:20:07and that could cost her the game.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09And there is the stomach.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Now I think Amy has realised her error.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13She's emptying the canopic jar.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18She's realised very cleverly that the stomach needs to go in there.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21So what she's done is up-turned the canopic jar

0:20:21 > 0:20:22and removed the liver.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24But what's she done with it? She's put it in the bin.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29Oh, she's 'bin' silly there, Rattus. 'Bin' Silly? Please yourself!

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Oh, dear me.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34She seems to have hold of the bladder and it seems to be

0:20:34 > 0:20:38squirting quite a lot of wee all over her and the room.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40There it is, the bladder.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44And that needs to go in the bin. Yeah.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46There's far too much splash wee-wee.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48There's wee in that there bin.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52The liver will be covered in the stuff. Oh, there's the intestine.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54This is often your favourite bit here, Rattus.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57If it was up to you there'd be a bit of skipping going on.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59'30 seconds remaining.'

0:20:59 > 0:21:01There they go. They're crossing the room.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03She's looking for the correct canopic jar for them

0:21:03 > 0:21:06and yes, she's got that absolutely right.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08So it's a shame about the liver really.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10But with only 20 seconds remaining

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I'm not sure she's got time to sort it out.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15But wait, she's gone back for the liver.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Could this be an extraordinary recovery? I think it could!

0:21:18 > 0:21:23And she's done it. And beaten the timer as well.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Well played, Amy.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Well done. Help yourself to your fourth Yearsphere.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34But will it be a good one? Nice.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Very good. So it's the final round.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39And that means we go over to the Gory Grid one last time

0:21:39 > 0:21:41to find out what we've got.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's the final round. There's no quirky quiz.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51We're straight on to our big all play Middle Ages endgame.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Feeling Eel. And this is a stupid death game.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02So, everybody get down that time sewer.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08See you later.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Now it's over to you know who to explain the game.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Boo! Ha-ha. Yes...

0:22:15 > 0:22:18King Henry I ate far too many lampreys

0:22:18 > 0:22:21which are sort of like really ugly eels.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Afterwards his doctor gave him some laxatives to empty his bowels.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29But obviously gave him too many as Henry got severe diarrhoea and died.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32When I heard that story I almost pooed myself!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Anyway, you've got to feed hungry Henry

0:22:37 > 0:22:40as many slimey lampreys as possible.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Run down the lane and shove them in his gob.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Whoever shoves the most in within the time limit wins the Yearsphere.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50And your time starts now.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53And we're off.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56So this game is Ayush's last chance to get a Yearsphere.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Let's see how he gets on with that first lamprey.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02And there it goes, and this never fails to appal me.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05This is appalling what's going on out here.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Heads first, tail first, doesn't seem to matter.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10They get rammed in there somehow. And back they go.

0:23:10 > 0:23:15Amy with a slight advantage but Ayush pushing her very, very close.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17There's Gayatri just finishing off her first

0:23:17 > 0:23:20as the others arrive with their second.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Oh, here we go again.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Dave, if you think lampreys are slimey you should try frogspawn.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I think I'll pass on that, Rattus.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Ayush in the lead there but only just.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Amy hot on his heels.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Gayatri is bringing up the rear...of the lamprey.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42They're neck and neck, aren't they? Look at this.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ayush and Amy are absolutely level pegging.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49That's another one going in there.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, Dave, those lampreys sure are ugly.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Do you know what, Rattus?

0:23:53 > 0:23:57I'm making it a rule to never eat anything uglier than I am.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59So you can eat everything then, Dave?

0:23:59 > 0:24:00So what are you saying, Rattus?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Are you saying I'm ugly or attractive?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Try and be more clear with your insults next time.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Gayatri has got another but she's being out-lampreyed by the others.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12So close, aren't they, these two? They are level pegging.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14They couldn't be any closer.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Tick tock, your time is running out.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I don't know about you but I really wish he wouldn't do that.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25So Gayatri has drawn level.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29But not for long.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32There's a fifth for Ayush. He's looking tired though.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35But Amy is flying up the course. Five points a piece.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Now Amy has taken the lead.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40She's certainly finishing the stronger of the two here.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Gayatri valiantly cramming in an eel there

0:24:42 > 0:24:44but it's between Amy and Ayush, this.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47We're in the last few seconds. Either of them could win it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Which way is it going to go? This is extremely close.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52'Time's up.'

0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's all over and Ayush and Amy have tied, 6-6.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Well done. Those eels really were disgusting, weren't they?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Horrible. Amy and Ayush both win a Yearsphere.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Here we go.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17Excellent. So now it's time to count up those Yearspheres.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20And remember AD dates are added to your total

0:25:20 > 0:25:23and BC dates are subtracted from it.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25It's the moment of truth.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Gayatri, let's have a look at your Yearsphere. What's inside it?

0:25:31 > 0:25:37264 BC. The first Roman gladiator games that year.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40It's bad, but it's not totally disastrous.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Amy, let's see your Yearspheres.

0:25:45 > 0:25:491665 AD - the plague happened around about then.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Let's have a look at that second one.

0:25:54 > 0:25:561901 AD, Queen Victoria died.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58You're going nicely so far.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Let's have a look at that third one.

0:26:00 > 0:26:051135 AD. The death of Henry I. this could be a massive score.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Let's have a look at the fourth.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11122 AD. Hadrian's Wall began to be built that year.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Let's have a look at that last one. Oh, no!

0:26:15 > 0:26:2210,500 BC. The end of the last Ice Age.

0:26:22 > 0:26:27Ayush, you have got -264 to beat.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Let's have a look. What's inside it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Oh, no!

0:26:33 > 0:26:39753 BC! The City of Rome was founded.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Oh, my goodness me.

0:26:42 > 0:26:48That means that today's winner is Gayatri, with a score of -264.

0:26:48 > 0:26:53I have to say, Gayatri, you are about to receive

0:26:53 > 0:26:55the most amazing prize that you can imagine,

0:26:55 > 0:26:58providing that you have very, very limited imagination.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah, you've guessed it.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03It's something that Rattus has found in the time sewers.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06That's right. A powerful elixir of youth.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10You mean it keeps you feeling young?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, that's what the Romans believed, Dave.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yes, it's bottled gladiator sweat.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20There you go, Gayatri. I wouldn't drink it if I was you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I'd just hang it on the wall. So, well done, Gayatri.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26And also well done to Amy and Ayush.

0:27:26 > 0:27:31And you have won a trip home that is truly once in a lifetime.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Because no-one in their right mind wants to do it twice.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Yeah, we're flushing you down the time sewers. Off you go.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39There's no need to look quite so happy about it.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45If you want to play along at home next time, don't forget to download

0:27:45 > 0:27:48the Gory Games app.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Eurgh, this is really gooey!

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Oh, I've wet myself.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Well, I've been Dave Lamb. He's been a health risk.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04But a loveable one.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06And this has been Gory Games. Goodbye.