0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
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0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29And me...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I think it's safe to say this is the only time you will see
0:00:33 > 0:00:36a lamb and a rat and the rat will be the cuter one.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41Well, that's highly debatable. Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hi, my name's Katie and I'm from Watford.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Hello, Katie.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46My name's Christopher and I'm from Hertfordshire.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hello, Christopher.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm Eloise and I'm from London.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hello, Eloise.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Welcome, everyone.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Check out the CBBC website.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Right, you lot
0:01:01 > 0:01:04are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:07 > 0:01:10will win a prize of my choosing that's so good,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I wanted to keep it myself.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14And our winner will wish you had.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17So, where better to start than with round one?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What's it about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's the Slimy Stuarts.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26So, four questions on the Stuarts coming up.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And your four Stuart topics are...
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Eloise, you get to pick first.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Food.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43I'm afraid to say that is a prop question.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Prop question, prop question, prop question...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, don't look like that, Dave.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I swear on the grave of my great-grandfather
0:01:49 > 0:01:52that there are no booby traps in the cupboard today.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Well, thank you, Rattus.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Oh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I thought you swore on the grave of your great-grandfather!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00He doesn't have a grave,
0:02:00 > 0:02:01he was a rat.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yes, of course he was.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06There's the prop, no thanks to Rattus.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09And this is a plate of ambergris.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14So, it was a dish much-loved by Charles II but what is ambergris?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Well, they're all disgusting but is it A, B or C?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Eloise and Christopher have agreed on A,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Katie thinks the answer is C.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34The answer actually is...
0:02:34 > 0:02:37A - regurgitated whale phlegm.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I mean, Charles II used to have it for breakfast.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42If nobody else wants it, Dave, do you mind if I...
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Let's just save it for later on, shall we?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Excellent, so that's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Civil War.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54At the Battle of Edgehill, during the Civil War,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57what did Dr William Harvey pull over his legs to keep warm?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Show me your answers now, please.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Everyone in total agreement.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Are they all right or all wrong?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16The answer is...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19He pulled dead bodies over his legs to keep himself warm.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I guess dead bodies do keep you warm.- Do "vey"?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yes, I suppose a duvet would have been preferable.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26That's points all round.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Katie, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Cures, please.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Which of these was a traditional Stuart cure for a fever?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Putting your feet in a bucket of cold tea,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40rubbing your feet with the juice of ten bananas,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44or cutting a pigeon in half and placing one half on each foot?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45What do you think?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Show me your answers now, please.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Total agreement again.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53What's the answer?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57The answer is C. The sliced pigeon option, of course.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Cold tea or bananas, as if they would work. Ridiculous!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Well played, everyone.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03One point each.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05There's one category left.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09And that, Rattus, is a question from your absolute favourite...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Death.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hello!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19What was famous Tudor scientist Francis Bacon's stupid death?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22He choked on a bacon sandwich,
0:04:22 > 0:04:26he got his scarf caught in the wheels of his carriage
0:04:26 > 0:04:31or he caught pneumonia from stuffing a chicken with snow?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32What do you think?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Let's have a look at your answers now, please.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Eloise has gone for B, Christopher and Katie have both gone for C.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Let's find out what the answer is.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43The answer is...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46C - he caught pneumonia from stuffing
0:04:46 > 0:04:48a chicken with snow.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Sir Francis worked out how to preserve food by freezing it
0:04:51 > 0:04:53but forgot to preserve himself!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE LAUGHS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57That's a point each
0:04:57 > 0:04:59for Christopher and Katie, which means,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01with a maximum score,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Christopher is the winner of the first Year Sphere.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05And it's time for me to say -
0:05:05 > 0:05:10all hail the Potty Pyramid!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Christopher, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I hope you've chosen carefully, Christopher,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23because AD dates will be added to your total
0:05:23 > 0:05:26and of course BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29So, winning the Stuart quiz means that Christopher
0:05:29 > 0:05:32is automatically through to play the Stuart Game
0:05:32 > 0:05:35but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Let's find out, shall we?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43It's an all play Silly Game.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46So, that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Dave, do you have any air freshener?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- I don't have any air freshener, no, I'm afraid.- Stinky poo!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait painted
0:05:56 > 0:05:58by Dutch artist Peter Lely,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01he insisted that it was true in every detail,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04with the blemishes, pimples, warts and all.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05It's time to play...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Three portraits of Crommers, but where are his warts?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Your challenge - to fire warts onto your portrait.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16The person with the most warts on their Cromwell's face,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18in the time limit, wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Pick up those paintbrushes as your time starts now.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24BUZZER BLARES
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Here we go! Now, they've got to fling warts onto Cromwell's face.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30And here goes Katie.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Bosh.- She's done it! - Oh, right in there!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Well, that was a superb start, wasn't it, Rattus?- It certainly was.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40And that is a wart to the bottom right jowl of Cromwell's face.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, and Eloise has just notched her first wart, too.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46There's another one landed!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Katie's doing extremely well and Eloise has started equally well.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51These girls are very good at flicking warts.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53That's what we've learned.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56That's a third for Eloise, brilliant flicking!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, that's bad luck from Christopher.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Just falling a bit shy there.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05All those warts are in front of Cromwell
0:07:05 > 0:07:06in Christopher's lane.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09He hasn't quite managed to land one, as yet.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Cromwell should be delighted, of course,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14because he's looking much more attractive in that picture
0:07:14 > 0:07:16but that wasn't what he wanted, was it, Rattus?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- No, he was proud of his warts. - He loved his warts.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And here's Katie with another one.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, Eloise has got another one too!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27These girls really are very good.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Perhaps they've been playing lacrosse at school.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- I think that's what it is, Rattus. - Quite right, Dave.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Boom! Another one for Eloise.
0:07:36 > 0:07:3830 seconds remaining.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ah, with the best will in the world, you have to say
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Christopher's probably out of this, now. It's between the girls.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46There's another one landed for Eloise, there.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48It really is very close.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Dave, I have to admit, I am actually quite warty
0:07:50 > 0:07:52but you wouldn't know it under all this fur.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Well, we know it now, don't we, Rattus? Thanks for that.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And it's even Stevens for Katie and Eloise, here.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Just one more wart might secure victory.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03But there's only seconds remaining.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh, there's the first one for Christopher!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, right on the buzzer it was!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And that's a very realistic picture for me.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I believe Cromwell might have looked like that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15He definitely didn't look like that.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Welcome back, everybody, back behind those podiums.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Well, I can tell you that in joint first with six each was
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Eloise and Katie.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25So that means you get one Year Sphere each.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27So, help yourself, please.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Right. Round two.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35To find out what's up next, it's back over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39It's the Nasty Knights.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Four questions again and your four all-important knight topics are...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, Christopher, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- What'll you have?- Crossbows, please.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00True or false - the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03So, the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Is that true or false?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Let's see your answers, please.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Everybody thinks it's false. What's the answer?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10It's true.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13A crossbow bolt could go clean through a knight and kill him.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16The Church thought it was unfair that an untrained peasant could
0:09:16 > 0:09:18kill a highly trained knight
0:09:18 > 0:09:20and so did us knights.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22No points at the start of that round.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Katie, it's your turn to pick next. - Squires, please.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33True or false - after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had
0:09:33 > 0:09:37to clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41So, after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had to
0:09:41 > 0:09:44clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Is that true or false?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Eloise and Christopher have agreed on true,
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Katie, out on her own there, with false. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:09:53 > 0:09:54It's false.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56They had to clean the inside as well as the outside
0:09:56 > 0:10:00and let's just say, knights didn't get a toilet break during battle.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, no, the armour was like a big, stinking, metal nappy.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Wee and poo everywhere! It was... - All right, Rattus Rattus,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08all right, we get the picture.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Well done, Katie. Eloise, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Chivalry.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Is this true or false?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Eloise and Christopher agreeing again, this time with true,
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Katie thinks that's false. Let's find out the actual answer.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35It's true.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Well, that's levelled it all up.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40One question left in this round.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42True or false -
0:10:42 > 0:10:46a melee was a rousing song that knights would sing before battle?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49A rousing song that knights would sing before a battle?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Is that true or is that false?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Eloise and Christopher, spookily agreeing with each other again.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Katie thinks that's true. Let's find out what the answer is.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's false.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Tournaments would often feature a melee which was basically
0:11:02 > 0:11:05lots of knights fighting.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Nobody was supposed to actually get injured but, what can I say,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10accidents happen!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Ow! Ow.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Congratulations, Eloise and Christopher,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17that means that you have tied that round.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Katie, just for now,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23you are history as we go into a tie-breaker situation.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Beginning with the letter F,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30in which country was the famous Battle of Agincourt?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31- Christopher?- France.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33France is the right answer. Well done, Christopher.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39And let's hope it's not a Stone Age one...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42which can really mess up your score.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44OK, Christopher, you're through to play the Knight's Game
0:11:44 > 0:11:47but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Let's find out.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54It's a single player game
0:11:54 > 0:11:59and I hope you're feeling brave as it's a Stupid Death Game.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Get yourself down the Time Sewer, it's safer in there.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So, time now for a game that requires bravery, skill,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13cunning and good balance.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14But mainly just good balance.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's time to play...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19What's this game about, Death?
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Little story here from the archive, the poo-related death archive,
0:12:24 > 0:12:28which is actually the largest room in my house, after my scythe collection.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Anyway, in 1291,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34a band of Crusaders raided a Saracen camp under cover of darkness
0:12:34 > 0:12:37but one of them tripped on a tent rope, fell into a toilet hole
0:12:37 > 0:12:41and drowned in poo! HE LAUGHS
0:12:41 > 0:12:43The Crusader became a "Poosader"!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It works.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Anyway, your challenge is to get from one side of the Saracen camp
0:12:49 > 0:12:53to the other and rescue the fallen knight from the poopy pit
0:12:53 > 0:12:55without touching any tent ropes.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00Snag a rope three times and you'll wake the Saracen and it's game over.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Your time starts...
0:13:04 > 0:13:05now!
0:13:05 > 0:13:09And here we go. Christopher enters the first web of tent ropes.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Of course, Rattus, each rope fitted with a bell.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Three rings and the game's over.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18He's keeping an eye on the Saracen, I don't blame him.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20He did seem to wiggle a rope there but I think he got away with it,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22no bell's rung yet. Oh, he's through.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24He's doing extremely well.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Now then, on to the second web. This one's a bit harder.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29It's a real test of balance. Can he do it?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31SARACEN SNORTS
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Oh! Shush, shush! The Saracen is stirring.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Oh! He's rung a bell there!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40That's his first. He's only got two more.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41He's only allowed two more rings.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Christopher freezes there to avoid further detection.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46On to his final web, now.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48He's got to be so careful.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Taking a deep breath, there.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, that's a bell going off.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54The Saracen's stirring.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! Your time is running out.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03I really wish Death wouldn't do that. Christopher's through!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Christopher's through and now he's trying to rescue
0:14:05 > 0:14:08his colleague from the cesspit. He's just got to yank him...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- He's running out of time, Rattus. - Yank him!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Well, I don't know what the Saracens were eating
0:14:12 > 0:14:16but that poo is proving to be extraordinarily sticky.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Well, he's done it. - He's done it!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Christopher has plucked the Crusader out of the poo hole.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Let's hope he doesn't have to give him mouth-to-mouth.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Well done indeed, Christopher.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Help yourself to a Year Sphere, straightaway.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Is that a good choice? We'll find out later.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Right, round three
0:14:35 > 0:14:37and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Four questions, as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics...
0:14:51 > 0:14:55So, Katie, it's your turn to pick, this time. What would you like?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Edward III, please.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01The wedding of King Edward III was rather unusual.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Was it because it took place in a...
0:15:09 > 0:15:10What do you think?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Let's see your answers, now, please.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Well, everybody thinks that's B.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Let's find out if it is.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21The answer is...
0:15:21 > 0:15:22The wedding was held in York Minster
0:15:22 > 0:15:24which had no roof at the time
0:15:24 > 0:15:26and it was snowing.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Snowing on the bride.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Well, I guess that must have saved on confetti.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What's spaghetti got to do with this?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Slight misunderstanding.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Well done, everybody. Eloise, it's your turn to pick next.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Food.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40In the Middle Ages, the Church said,
0:15:40 > 0:15:44"You shouldn't eat meat on a Friday." Although fish was allowed.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48So, to get around the rule, which of these did people eat?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Was it...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Slight disagreement this time.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Katie thinks it's A, Eloise and Christopher think it's B.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07What's the actual answer?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09The answer is...
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Some people pointed out that beavers swam a lot,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15and had a weird tail so they were sort of fish.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Just a very, very meaty fish. They're clever, ain't they?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22No points for that question but all still to play for.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Christopher, what would you like? - Sport, please.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, this is only the best question ever!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, Rattus. So, which is it?
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Eloise and Christopher think the answer's A, Katie thinks it's C.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Let's find out what it actually is.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52The answer is...
0:16:54 > 0:16:59As in, aim for the butt. No, not my butt, THE butt.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01That's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Everyone still in it this round.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05With one question left, it's a question on cures.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It's a right tricky one, this.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Urgh. Is it A, B or C?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Show me those answers now, please.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Eloise and Christopher again agreeing. Katie has gone for C.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31The answer is...
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Coincidentally, squashed crickets and beetles is one of my favourite meals.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Each to their own.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Bad luck, Katie.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45That means that for now you are history but Eloise and Christopher,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47we're in another tie-break situation.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Beginning with the letter R, what was the first name
0:17:50 > 0:17:53of the English king nicknamed the Lionheart? Eloise?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Richard.- Richard is absolutely right. Well done, Eloise.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Eloise, you won the Middle Ages quiz
0:18:06 > 0:18:08so you're through to play the Middle Ages Game
0:18:08 > 0:18:11but will you be playing alone or will the others be joining you?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Let's find out.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20It's an all play Gory Game. Yes!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23So, everybody, get down that Time Sewer.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Well done, Katie.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Funerals always bring a tear to the eye
0:18:29 > 0:18:32but not usually because of all the smoke.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34At William the Conqueror's funeral,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37his servants stole his treasure and the church burned down.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38It's time to play...
0:18:40 > 0:18:41You are William's servants
0:18:41 > 0:18:44and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own loot
0:18:47 > 0:18:51but you'd better be quick because the church is going to burn down.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere
0:18:54 > 0:18:55and your time starts...
0:18:55 > 0:18:57now.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58And they're off.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Well, that's just come off in Eloise's hand.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05That was a lucky break for her. She's taken that very, very quickly.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Eloise straight into the lead, there.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10But not for long!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12There's one for Christopher and for Katie.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14And there's Christopher working away at a candlestick.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16And they're all level pegging now.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19The crucial thing here, I can't emphasise it enough, Rattus,
0:19:19 > 0:19:23is that they have to use the correctly colour-coded treasure.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Absolutely right, Dave.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29There's no point in spending a lot of time unscrewing treasure
0:19:29 > 0:19:31that isn't actually yours to steal.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yes, whereas in a normal burglary, it wouldn't matter,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35just grab whatever you can
0:19:35 > 0:19:38and get out as quickly as you can before the police arrive...
0:19:38 > 0:19:39I've...I've heard.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Something we know but our contestants hopefully don't
0:19:44 > 0:19:47is that William's body was so bloated and rotten at his funeral
0:19:47 > 0:19:49that it exploded.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Oh!- Oh! - What was I just telling you?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Oh, prophetic, Dave. - Prophetic indeed.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58They barely looked up from their work, did they, Rattus?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Maybe half a step backwards but they were straight back into it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05So, Katie's in the lead with five items.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07She really is light fingered, isn't she, that one?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Christopher's not far behind.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Of course, it goes without saying that you shouldn't ever steal,
0:20:13 > 0:20:14not even from a dead tyrant,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16but it does make a great game, doesn't it, Rattus?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18It certainly does, Dave.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oh, hang on. Oh, no, Eloise, that candlestick won't count,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24it's the wrong colour. That's one of Christopher's!
0:20:24 > 0:20:2630 seconds remaining.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Time is running out to try and nab those last few treasures.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Dave, do you think they'll ever make thieving an Olympic sport?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Well, wouldn't the gold medal just get stolen?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Eloise gets the right colour this time
0:20:39 > 0:20:41but will she be able to catch the others?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Hello, is that smoke I see?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45This is what actually happened
0:20:45 > 0:20:48during William the Conqueror's funeral. The place burnt down.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Fire, everything's on fire. It's burning!- Someone call 999!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Actually, don't bother, it's all over.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Time's up.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58And that last piece from Eloise won't count.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Welcome back, everybody.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Very well played. That was very, very close.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09I can tell you that in third place, with four pieces of treasure,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11was Eloise.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13But in joint first place, with five pieces each,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16was Katie and Christopher. So, help yourself, please.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I don't think anyone predicted you were going to choose that one.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23And, Christopher, help yourself, please.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Excellent stuff.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27It's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid
0:21:27 > 0:21:29one last time to find out what we've got.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41It's straight to our big, all play game and it is well scary.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44So, everybody, back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52When Queen Victoria was just a child,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54grave robbing was a common crime.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57The bodies were sold to surgeons who wanted to use them
0:21:57 > 0:21:59to find out more about how the human body works.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It is time to play...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Your vile Victorian challenge is to steal
0:22:05 > 0:22:07three corpses from the graveyard.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Get them through the railings, onto the carts, find the key
0:22:10 > 0:22:13to the cemetery gates and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- If you hear this noise... - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:16 > 0:22:18..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide
0:22:18 > 0:22:20so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23A second whistle means you can go again.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:22:26 > 0:22:28and grab the dodgy money is the winner.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30In three, two, one...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32BUZZER BLARES
0:22:32 > 0:22:36And they're off. Here we go and Christopher is first to show, there.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Now, they're all trying to push their bodies through
0:22:39 > 0:22:40rather than pull them through.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42That's an interesting tactic, isn't it?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Certainly, that's the way to move a corpse, Dave,
0:22:45 > 0:22:46by pushing, not pulling.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Christopher's lost a body off his trolley, there,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50and the trolley's misbehaving.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- That's a wobbly wheel, isn't it, Rattus?- A wobbly trolley.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Yeah, you organised that wobbly wheel, I believe.- Certainly did.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Look at this - Katie is already at the lock.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04And Katie is through! That's the first corpse ready to be dissected.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Makes her way back now. Look at the other two.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09They're still struggling with their locks.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oh, there's the first cobweb.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Katie is now back through the railings and she's got a golfer.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18How strange that the golfer was buried in his golf trousers, Rattus.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Oh, now, Eloise is finally through with her first corpse and, yes,
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Christopher is not far behind but Katie is miles ahead.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Second corpse nearly ready for the dodgy surgeon.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33There we go. Oh, and there's Christopher's first corpse.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Oh, and Eloise is literally ramming that body
0:23:36 > 0:23:39through the railings, there. No respect for the dead.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- WHISTLE BLOWS - And there's the whistle.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Now, Rattus, this means that they've got to hide because
0:23:44 > 0:23:45here comes the policeman.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49The most unobservant policeman in Britain is now missing corpses.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52He's not seeing grave robbers and he is going to go back
0:23:52 > 0:23:54to his super and report that everything was fine.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Shoddy policing! Slipshod, bad advert for the police force.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00WHISTLE BLOWS
0:24:00 > 0:24:02But never mind that because here come the contestants again.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Eloise and Christopher really need to get a move on
0:24:05 > 0:24:06if they're going to catch Katie.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Come on, Christopher!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10These are the hard yards. This is were the training pays off.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Eloise has number two,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Katie is on the last corpse.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15She's going to head back down. All she's got to do is
0:24:15 > 0:24:17take the dodgy money.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18She's got the dodgy money.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20She just needs to get back through that fence.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23She's there! And Katie has successfully sold some corpses
0:24:23 > 0:24:26to a naughty surgeon.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Welcome back, everybody. Well played.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Help yourself, Katie.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34A final Year Sphere.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36She's gone for that one.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Now, it is time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43And remember, AD dates are added to your total
0:24:43 > 0:24:47and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's the moment of truth.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53OK, Eloise, let's open up that first one.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's a good start.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The beginning of the Hundred Years War with France, that year.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Let's have a look at your second one, this could be crucial.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Oh, it's not so good.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08The first ever ancient Olympics was that year.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13That leaves you, Eloise, with a total of 561.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15So that's what you've got to try and beat, Christopher.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Let's have a look at your first sphere.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Oh, it's a good one.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23When women got the right to vote in the UK.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30The birth of William Shakespeare, that year.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31The third one.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36The Battle of Waterloo. Let's look at the last one.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Hadrian's Wall began to be built that year.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46So that is an excellent total you've got there, Christopher.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Now, Katie, let's see if you can beat that.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Open that first one, please.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59The death of William II. A good start.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Roman Emperor Claudius invaded Britain, that might not be enough.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Let's have a look at the third one.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Oh, and it's 55 BC.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Julius Caesar invaded Britain that year.
0:26:14 > 0:26:20Katie has scored 1,088 which means that today's winner is
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Christopher.- Thank you.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27And how could we send you home without a truly fantastic prize?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Well, like this, because you'll be getting some
0:26:30 > 0:26:32old rubbish that he's found in the Time Sewer.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Prepare to eat your words, my friend,
0:26:34 > 0:26:38because today's prize really is fantastic.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40It's an actual crown.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44What, a genuine crown as worn by an actual king?
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Even better, Dave, it's the crown that was presented
0:26:48 > 0:26:52to the champion at Ancient Greece's Isthmian Games, no less.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Wow!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56It's a crown of celery!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Brilliant.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Well, Christopher, that is your prize. Do you have a rabbit at home?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03No, but I like it anyway.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Well done, Christopher, superb work
0:27:05 > 0:27:09and well done also to our gallant runners-up, Eloise and Katie,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12who've won the chance to pick up a wide variety of rotting vegetation
0:27:12 > 0:27:15because we're going to flush them down the Time Sewers.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'm sorry about this. Off you go!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22If you want to play along at home next time,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25don't forget to download the Gory Games app.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:33 > 0:27:36I'm Dave Lamb. He's...well, he's actually getting worse.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- I do my best.- And this has been Gory Games.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
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