0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29And me, Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32And I'd just like to say
0:00:32 > 0:00:36a great big thank you to Ben and Heidi of 79 Caithness Road
0:00:36 > 0:00:39who had me round for dinner last night.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42They don't know they had me round for dinner last night, but they did.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Rattus!- What? Oh, it's all right, I left them some chocolates.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47They looked like chocolates.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48PFFFT
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Eurgh. At least that gives you a flavour of how disgusting
0:00:51 > 0:00:52today's show will be.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Let's meet our horrible historians.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, my name's Remy and I'm from Leicestershire.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hello, Remy!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hi, I'm Mary Kate and I'm from the Glens of Antrim.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Hello, Mary Kate.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Lucas and I'm from Leicester.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hello, Lucas.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Welcome, everyone. Very good to have you here.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And you can actually play along at home too,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15using the Gory Games app.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yeah, if you haven't got it yet, check it out on the CBBC website!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Absolutely, OK.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22You are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:25 > 0:01:29will win a prize fished out of the Time Sewer by my whisker-y pal here.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32And today's prize is truly unforgettable.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36By which Rattus means, "You'll never be able to get rid of the smell."
0:01:36 > 0:01:38We start with the first round,
0:01:38 > 0:01:41and I've come up with a brilliant name for it, Dave.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Oh, yeah?- Round One.- Inspired.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45To find out what it's about
0:01:45 > 0:01:46let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50It's the Nasty Knights.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So four questions on knights coming up.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55The person who gets the most right,
0:01:55 > 0:01:56wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And your four knight topics are...
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Whatever they are.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09So, Lucas, which of those takes your fancy?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I think I'll go for Tournaments, please.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15That is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Thank you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:23What prize was on offer at a tournament in London in 1216?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well, everybody in total agreement.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41You've all gone for A.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Let's find out from Rattus if that is correct.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47The answer is indeed A.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Yes, a bear. You could win an actual bear. Isn't that brilliant?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It is brilliant. Let's just hope it was castle trained.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56So there we go, that's a point each. Well done.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Mary Kate, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:02:58 > 0:03:001066, please.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03I'll get straight to the point.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05My question is...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25You've all gone for catapults.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29The answer is...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32C. He made them into temporary
0:03:32 > 0:03:33wooden castles.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Yes, his ships were basically early versions of Transformers.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38No points scored at all there.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Not to worry though, it's early days.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Remy, it's your turn to choose a category.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'm going to go for Superstitions, please.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49What was thought to be evil in the Middle Ages?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Disagreement.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Let's find out who's right.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05The answer is...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You weren't allowed to be left-handed in the Middle Ages.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12We thought being left-handed was evil.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Oh.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Very, very impressive, Lucas.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22You've gone into the lead with one more category left, Falchions.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24What was a falchion?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32..or C - a pie made of pig intestines?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Answer that question now.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, Mary Kate's
0:04:43 > 0:04:44on her own there with B.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Let's find out the answer.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48The answer is...
0:04:48 > 0:04:51A falchion was a weapon which combined the power of an axe
0:04:51 > 0:04:54with the versatility of a sword.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It could get you out of trouble,
0:04:56 > 0:04:58if you could pick it up, that is.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Mary Kate, well played.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So that means that we have a tie.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Remy, you're history for now, I'm afraid.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Don't worry, you'll get more chances later on.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Mary Kate and Lucas, fingers on your buzzers
0:05:10 > 0:05:13because we are going to a tie breaker question.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Beginning with the letter A,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20the metal protective cover is wor...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Lucas.- Armour.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Armour is absolutely right!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Well played indeed.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28So, Lucas, congratulations. You've won the quiz
0:05:28 > 0:05:31and it's time to choose your Year Sphere,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33which means it's time for me to say...
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- BOOMING VOICE:- All hail the potty pyramid!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Hey, Lucas, imagine it's your nose and pick it carefully.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48RATTUS LAUGHS
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Er, yes. Very good, Lucas.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Leave that on the podium, we'll find out what's in there later on.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Winning the Knight Quiz means that Lucas is automatically
0:05:55 > 0:05:57through to play the Knight Game,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Let's find out.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It's an All Play Silly Game,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10so it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- MARY KATE:- Bye, Rattus.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Oh, see ya.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17"Bye, Rattus?" What about me?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Bye-bye. - Oh, that's more like it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Becoming a knight was no mean feat.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It took 14 years of training.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27So saddle up, because it's time to play...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33In the Middle Ages, knights would take part in jousting
0:06:33 > 0:06:36accuracy training by "running the rings".
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You must ride up and down your lane, hooking one ring at a time
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and bringing it back to your basket.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44The first to collect six rings wins the Year Sphere. Are you ready?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46In three, two, one.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48KLAXON
0:06:48 > 0:06:51So, here we go, then, with Lance-a-lot.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And they're off to a flying start.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Look at Lucas going!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Remy keeping pace with him in the background,
0:06:58 > 0:06:59it has to be said.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00This is very, very close.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03But Lucas is absolutely flying! Look at him!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04He looks very excited, doesn't he?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07He certainly does, and it's a bit disturbing cos
0:07:07 > 0:07:09his legs look disjointed from his body
0:07:09 > 0:07:11and it's making me feel all queasy!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Don't worry, Rattus.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15His real legs are actually tucked inside
0:07:15 > 0:07:17that horse, so they're running along
0:07:17 > 0:07:19the ground very, very quickly indeed.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20And everyone's off the mark now.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23There's a point apiece on the board.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ooh, and Remy just missed out on that one, didn't he?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27There goes Lucas again.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh-ho-ho! And something's tickled Remy, look.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32He's smiling away. And Lucas delivers another one.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34But Remy, the grinning Remy, not far behind.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Where's Mary Kate? That's what I'd like to know.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39There she is and she scores.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40And she's grinning too.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I did something similar once.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I used a Biro as a lance
0:07:43 > 0:07:45and I ran through a doughnut shop!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Yes, I think I saw that footage on The World's Stupidest Rodents.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51That's Lucas' third ring he's gathered there,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53he's half way there already.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Mary Kate's getting one, as well.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57She's going back, she's still in this as well.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58She has trouble with the delivery.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00She's veered off, that horse seems
0:08:00 > 0:08:02to have a mind of its own, the grey there.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04But it's not stopped her, that's excellent horsemanship.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Three apiece now!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Six rings needed to win, remember.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09It's all getting very tense.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11This could be anyone's race.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, it's another one for Lucas.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Very good! Lucas takes a little bit of a lead there.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20But not for long! Remy registers too.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Terrific work.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Remy's just pegging it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He seems to have forgotten about the rings.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Rings, Remy, rings!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29You've forgotten the rings!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31There's another one delivered for Lucas.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33It's going in, it's going in,
0:08:33 > 0:08:34it's going in... It's in.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Superb. Oh, dear, Mary Kate's dropped another one.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Well, I should say that Lucas only
0:08:39 > 0:08:41needs one more ring to end the game!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Remy has remembered it's about the rings.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46He's hot on his heels, or hot on his hooves, should I say?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49He's got five now, so it's a sprint to the finish.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Lucas or Remy? Remy or Lucas?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Well, it's probably not Mary Kate now, despite that ring.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Here comes Lucas! Is this the winning ring?!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yes, he's done it!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Lucas is the first to six rings
0:09:01 > 0:09:04and there's all manner of crazy dancing going on.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Congratulations, Lucas.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Help yourself to another Year Sphere there.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Commiserations, you two.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Time now for everyone's favourite game.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Well, my favourite game, anyway.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yes, it's the Rattus Game!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And I've devised a special game called...
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Now, the Aztecs had an unusual method of keeping their soil rich
0:09:27 > 0:09:30and fertile, so have you all got your bows and arrows?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ooh, I don't like the sound of this, suddenly.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36So, yes, the Aztecs used to make their own unique sprinkler
0:09:36 > 0:09:40system by filling an enemy warrior full of arrows.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43They thought his blood would enrich the soil.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47So, all we need now is an enemy warrior. Hmmm...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Dave?- No. No.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Which is Aztec for, "Yes, yes."
0:09:52 > 0:09:55One point per hit, everybody! Off you go!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58No, no, no! Put the arrows down, thank you.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Lucas, down.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Rattus, that is incredibly dangerous.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I mean, look at these things!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You could do a serious amount of damage with one of these.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Ow!- Sorry, Jeff.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Really hurt, actually.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Come on, it's just a flesh wound.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Thank you, Rattus, for that.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16On to Round Two proper,
0:10:16 > 0:10:17and to find out what's up next,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Four questions again and here are your all-important Victorian topics.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37So, Mary Kate, what'll you have?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Police, please.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40True or false?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Constable William Atkinson, the first ever Victorian policeman,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47was fired after just four weeks on the job.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Let's have a look at your answers.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Interesting. The boys think it's true, Mary Kate thinks it's false.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Let's find out.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01It's false.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Constable Atkinson was fired just four hours after
0:11:05 > 0:11:08he started, having already broken numerous rules.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09OK, well done, Mary Kate.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12It's your turn to pick a topic, Remy. What will you have?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Can I please have the Crimean War?
0:11:15 > 0:11:16True or false?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20In the Crimean War, the Russian enemy troops found out about the
0:11:20 > 0:11:24exact location of the British Army by reading the Times newspaper.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26That's a tricky one. What do you think?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Is that true or false?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Remy goes for false, Mary Kate and Lucas go for true.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What's the answer, please?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36It's true. The Crimean War was the
0:11:36 > 0:11:38first ever to be covered by a journalist,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40William Russell, who wrote lots of detail,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43and the Russians found it very useful, I can tell you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You couldn't make it up.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, you could, but it wouldn't be quite as funny.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49No, that's true.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Well played, Lucas and Mary Kate.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Excellent stuff.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55And Lucas, it is your turn to pick a topic.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I will go for Newspapers.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Let's see how clever you really are.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Let's have a look.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Interesting, the boys agreeing on false,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Mary Kate out on her own with true.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18What's the answer?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21The fact of the matter is,
0:12:21 > 0:12:22it's true.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Hang on, they had to iron out all the creases?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Yes.- What? Even the big one in the middle?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32No Rattus, not that one. That would be ridiculous.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Mary Kate, congratulations,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35you have won another point
0:12:35 > 0:12:38and looking at the scores, you're two points ahead with only one
0:12:38 > 0:12:41question left in this round, so we needn't ask it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Help yourself to a Year Sphere, please.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47CHOIR SINGS
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Mary Kate, congratulations. As the winner of the Victorian quiz,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53you are through to play the Victorian game.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55But will it be just you,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57or will the others get to play too?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Let's find out, shall we?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's a Single Player Brainy Game.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07So, Mary Kate, I hope you're feeling brainy.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Off down the Time Sewer, on your own this time.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Bye, Dave.- Bye!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Isambard Kingdom Brunel was a brilliant engineer,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20but a rubbish magician.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Back in 1843, he got a coin stuck in his throat
0:13:23 > 0:13:26while doing a magic trick and it nearly choked him to death.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29He only managed to dislodge it thanks to a clever device
0:13:29 > 0:13:32designed by his father. It's time to play...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Once they're all in the right place, you can turn the wheel
0:13:40 > 0:13:44and flip Brunel upside down to dislodge the coin, save his life
0:13:44 > 0:13:47and win yourself a Year Sphere, but you've got to be quick.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50You're against the clock, which is starting to tick now.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52KLAXON
0:13:54 > 0:13:56She's gone for the little one first, Rattus.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57A good strategy.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Always good to start with a little one, Dave.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yeah, well, she's done it.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02She's going to try...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04And she's gone back to the other end!
0:14:04 > 0:14:05This is interesting.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07She's doing the two end bits first.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Can't help feeling that's
0:14:08 > 0:14:10a terrible, terrible mistake.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11She's determined to shove
0:14:11 > 0:14:13that into place if she can.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14She's giving it a right old heave,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17but eventually has had to concede defeat on that one.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Now, here she goes with a slightly redder one.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I wonder if that's going to be better in that location, Rattus.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25No, I don't think so, Dave.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No, no, no.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29She's a very measured pace, hasn't she?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32She certainly has Dave, a very measured pace.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- I don't think anyone could accuse her of panicking here.- No.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37It might actually help her
0:14:37 > 0:14:40if she were to go a little quicker, I can't help but think.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yes, this is against the clock, I believe.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Brilliant engineer, Brunel.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Couldn't come up with a device to
0:14:47 > 0:14:48dislodge the coin himself,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50he had to rely on his father.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Well, that must have been hard to swallow.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56DAVE LAUGHS
0:14:57 > 0:15:00And Mary Kate's got the second cog in, lovely.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Do I have to tell you this?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Well, I probably do.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Do not put coins in your mouth
0:15:05 > 0:15:07because you might choke!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Put them in your pocket.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Or, alternatively, put them in my pocket!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Or Rattus's tiny pocket that he keeps about his person.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18What do you think you are, Rattus? Some kind of miniature kangaroo?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- MAN:- 30 seconds remaining.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23She's running out of time here now, it has to be said.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Now that looks like it goes in there, so she's just one away.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Can she get this going?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I think she can! That looks to me like the right piece.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31She's just got to slot it in...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33No, where's she going?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Where is she going?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35That was the correct piece.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37That is far too much of a tiddler.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38It's going to get on the peg,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40but it's not going to touch the other cogs.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42She needs to get the big yellow one back!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43No, not that big yellow one!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45The other big yellow one!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47That one is just a bit too small as well.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49She's only got two seconds left!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Time's up!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, so close and yet so far.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Bad luck, Mary Kate.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Bad luck. No Year Sphere, sadly.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01OK, Round Three and it's over to
0:16:01 > 0:16:04the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's the Frightful First World War.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Four questions, as always,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12and here are your four First World War topics.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21So, Remy, what'll you have?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Can I go for cannons, please?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27The Germans built a massive cannon that could fire shells
0:16:27 > 0:16:29a distance of 12 kilometres.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31But what was the gun known as?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Show me now.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Look at that, the boys agreeing again, it's uncanny.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Mary Kate with C. What's the answer?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48The answer is...
0:16:49 > 0:16:53The gun was made by a gun factory owned by the Krupp family,
0:16:53 > 0:16:55and their grandmother was called Bertha.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Congratulations, though, lads, that's a point each there.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Let's go with the second question
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and that's to be chosen by you, Lucas.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'll go for the Mega-bomber!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06The Mega-bomber!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Mega-bomber!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- That is a question from Rattus Rattus.- Certainly is.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13RATTUS CLEARS THROAT
0:17:13 > 0:17:16The Swedish designer Villehad Forssman was
0:17:16 > 0:17:20hired by the Germans to build a mega-bomber,
0:17:20 > 0:17:25but fortunately his creation was too badly balanced for actual flight.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28What was the bomber nicknamed?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Look at that. Lucas and Mary Kate agreeing on B,
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Remy with C.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Rattus, what's the answer?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50The answer is...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Yes, an expression for something that costs a lot
0:17:56 > 0:17:59but is absolutely useless.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Why are you looking at me?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Cos it's your turn?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yeah, you just about got out of that one.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well played, you two.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Mary Kate, it's your turn to choose, what will you have?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Birds, please.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Your question is...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Answer that question now.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Well, a total spread.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Let's find out who's right.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37The answer is...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44So, Remy, well done. Well done indeed.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47OK, the final question in this round, Greetings.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51What did some German soldiers say to each other instead of
0:18:51 > 0:18:53good morning or hello?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55A - "May God punish England",
0:18:55 > 0:18:57B - "May God Destroy France",
0:18:57 > 0:19:00or C - "May God save Germany"?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Let's see those answers now, please.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Lucas and Mary Kate agreeing on B, Remy with C.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Let's find out who's right.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13The answer is...
0:19:14 > 0:19:16They said, "May God punish England."
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Although they said it in German, obviously.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22So no-one picks up any points there, I'm afraid, which means,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24at the end of that round,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26we have a tie breaker situation.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Lucas and Remy, get ready.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Beginning with the letter F,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35which European country was on Britain's side...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Remy?- France.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Against Germany, the answer is indeed France.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Congratulations, Remy, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45There he goes.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50And as winner of the First World War quiz,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Remy is through to play the First World War game.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56But will it be just him or is everyone coming along?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Let's find out.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's a Single Player Silly Game.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08So, Remy, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Oh, it's revolting.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15It is revolting, you've heard it here first.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Food rations in the First World War trenches were dull and uninspiring,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23but troops developed their own slang,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25which made things a lot more fun.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27It's time to play...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Five foods and five food slang names.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Your challenge, to select the foods from the store
0:20:34 > 0:20:38and match them to the correct First World War slang name.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Make your choices, then touch the stinky boot to see
0:20:42 > 0:20:43how many you've got right.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Keep trying different combinations
0:20:45 > 0:20:47until you get all five right,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49but you've got to be quick as you're against the clock.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52And your time starts now.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53KLAXON
0:20:53 > 0:20:56So here we go with Remy's attempt at Know Your Onions.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57And that for me is a meat pudding
0:20:57 > 0:21:00and that is called a baby's head, according to Remy.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03He's now put down a bit of bread and cheese there,
0:21:03 > 0:21:05he reckons that's dog and maggot.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08He thinks potatoes are cha.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Quite confusing, the food slang dog and maggot,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15because maggot is, of course, already a delicious food.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You have three correct.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21And off come the potatoes, as I very
0:21:21 > 0:21:23much fancied the cha is the tea,
0:21:23 > 0:21:24bombardier is the potatoes,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26the soldier's going to announce...
0:21:26 > 0:21:27All correct.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28He's done it!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Which means Remy knows his onions.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Out you come, Remy. Terrific work.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Get yourself a Year Sphere.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Well played. Very good stuff.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41It's time for the final round,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43so it's over to the Gory Grid one last time,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46to see what we've got.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51No quirky quiz in our final round,
0:21:51 > 0:21:55it's straight to our big All Play Middle Ages endgame -
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Feeling Eel.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00And this is a Stupid Death game!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03THUNDER CRASHES
0:22:03 > 0:22:05So everybody get down
0:22:05 > 0:22:08that sewer for a final time.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Go on, Remy. Very good.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Go on, Mary Kate.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Bye!- Bye!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Now it's over to you know who to explain the game.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Yes. King Henry I died from eating too many lampreys, which is
0:22:23 > 0:22:25sort of like really ugly eels.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28He loved them so much, he just couldn't stop himself
0:22:28 > 0:22:29and soon he was feeling
0:22:29 > 0:22:31really, really lamprey.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33HE LAUGHS
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Don't you mean really eel?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Oh, that's what I said!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38The words aren't important.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The funny thing is that he died.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Anyway, the challenge is to fetch your slimy lampreys,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47run down your lane and feed them into Henry I's mouth.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50The person who gets the most in their Henry's mouth
0:22:50 > 0:22:53within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55And your time starts...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58..now!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Here they go.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03The eels, charging down the lane and Lucas is there like a flash.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And now they're ramming it down the... Oh...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Ramming it into Henry I's...
0:23:08 > 0:23:12I mean, how Henry I could enjoy that experience,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I really don't know.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15I mean, have you ever had
0:23:15 > 0:23:17an earthworm forced down your throat,
0:23:17 > 0:23:18for example, Rattus?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21No, no, Dave, that's not something I enjoy.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23And it does remind me, we must worm our dog.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Yeah, well, that does need to happen
0:23:26 > 0:23:27and Henry I is getting
0:23:27 > 0:23:29another one off Lucas there. That's terrible.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31This is terrible business, isn't it?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33No wonder it killed him in the end.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What happened to the real Henry I was that he had
0:23:35 > 0:23:37too many lampreys, someone gave him
0:23:37 > 0:23:39a laxative to get rid of them and it killed him.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Quite literally in the end.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, it killed him in the end,
0:23:43 > 0:23:44you're absolutely right.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Mary Kate's struggling there,
0:23:46 > 0:23:47she's gone in with the tail.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49The important thing tactically here is to get
0:23:49 > 0:23:52the head of the lamprey in first.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Everyone's made an excellent start then, but those eels are very
0:23:55 > 0:23:59slimy and things will get very slippery very soon.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I think it's probably important to point out that
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Henry I didn't have a see-through stomach.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08He never had a Perspex covering on his stomach there, did he?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10That is for the purposes of this game,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12so that we can see how many
0:24:12 > 0:24:14lampreys each of the contestants
0:24:14 > 0:24:16has successfully delivered.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18There's one being delivered by Mary Kate.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20She's settling into a nice rhythm, isn't she?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23An excellent rhythm there from Mary Kate.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Yeah, and Remy too.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Tick, tock, tick, tock.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Tick tock! Your time is running out!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30LAUGHS
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Yes, thanks for that, Death.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Remy seems to be slowing down a bit, doesn't he?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36A little bit tired I think and...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, he's over! Well, that's not good.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40And he's crawling around at the end of the lane.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42That's not going to get Henry fed.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Seconds to go now. Who can deliver those last vital eels?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Whoa, Remy's lost his footing again.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51But, Lucas has fed in his sixth eel.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55This is incredibly close, time really running out now.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Have Remy and Mary Kate got time to get one more eel in?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Time's up.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03No, they haven't!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06And if you leave an eel half way into the mouth, as Mary Kate
0:25:06 > 0:25:09has there, I'm afraid that does not count.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Good effort. Back behind your podiums, please.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Glad to see you've all been de-slimed.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21I can announce to you that the winner, with six eels...
0:25:21 > 0:25:22was Lucas.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Yes!- Lucas, help yourself to a Year Sphere, please.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26CHOIR SINGS
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Yes!- Look at that, he's absolutely chuffed to pieces.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31So, there we have it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Now it's time to count up those Year Spheres and, remember,
0:25:34 > 0:25:39AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Lucas if you'd start off with your end one, please.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47That is 1658 AD.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49The death of Oliver Cromwell that year.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Let's have a look at the next one.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Not too bad at all, it's 64 AD.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57The Great Fire of Rome that year.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Let's look at this last one, could be crucial.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- 1760 AD.- Yes!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05George III became king that year.
0:26:05 > 0:26:11I can tell you that you've actually scored 3,482 points.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13He's delighted with that and why wouldn't he be?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Now, Mary Kate, I don't think you can beat that,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18but let's have a look at what you've got.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Oh, it's 776 BC.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26The first ever ancient Olympics was that year.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Now, Remy, it's all on you, what have you got there?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, dear, 212 BC. The death of the Greek inventor
0:26:34 > 0:26:37and scientist Archimedes was that year.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Let's have a look at that last one.
0:26:39 > 0:26:4143 AD.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43The emperor Claudius
0:26:43 > 0:26:45invaded Britain that year,
0:26:45 > 0:26:49and Remy has scored minus 169 points.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52And that means that today's winner,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56with that score of 3,482 points,
0:26:56 > 0:26:57is Lucas.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yes, yes, it's true.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And, as a prize, we have something that money simply can't buy,
0:27:02 > 0:27:05because nobody would dream of selling it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Yes, it's some old rubbish that Rattus found in the Time Sewers.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10What've you got for us today, Rattus?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, Dave, if you reach under the desk here.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14And give us a drum roll.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Ah ha.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17It's an Incan drum!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Made out of the skin of their enemy.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Thanks for that, Rattus.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:24 > 0:27:26There you go, Lucas. I wouldn't touch that, it's not pleasant.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Oh, thank you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32So, thanks to our gallant runners-up, Mary Kate and Remy,
0:27:32 > 0:27:34who get to enjoy the raw thrill
0:27:34 > 0:27:39and even rawer smell of a journey home through the Time Sewers.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43I'm afraid this is not going to be pleasant. Goodbye.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- MARY KATE:- See youse!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Bye! Don't get too messy!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50If you want to play along at home next time,
0:27:50 > 0:27:53don't forget to download the Gory Games app.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Eurgh! Eurgh.- Eurgh!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Thank you for joining me, Dave Lamb,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01and putting up with him, Rattus Rattus.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03You know you love me really.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05I do really. We hope you enjoyed
0:28:05 > 0:28:07these thoroughly Gory Games. Goodbye.