0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Five minutes, Mr Lamb. - Thank you.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Five minutes, Rattus.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Thank you.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:31 > 0:00:32# ..Games! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello, and welcome to Gory Games
0:00:34 > 0:00:35with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And me, Rattus Rattus.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Rattus, when was the last time you washed?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42I had a shower just this morning.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh, yeah? In the sewer presumably?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Obviously.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Oh, dear, oh, dear. Jeff.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Eurgh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Sorry about that, Jeff. - My new shirt.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's probably going to stain a little bit, that.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57OK, let's crack on and meet our Horrible Historians.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00My name's Calla and I'm from Glasgow.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hello, Calla.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03My name's Jay and I'm from Portsmouth.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hello, Jay.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Ellie and I'm from Northwich.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Hello, Ellie.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Welcome, everyone. And you can play along at home, too,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15using the Gory Games app.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And if you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21OK, you are all playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:25 > 0:01:27will win a prize, as selected by Rattus.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Oh, yes, and it's a really good one, too. Ha!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33So, on with the show, and to find out what our first round
0:01:33 > 0:01:36is all about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's the Slimy Stuarts.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, four questions on Stuarts coming up.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And your four Stuart topics are...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57So, Ellie, you get to pick first in this opening round,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- what would you like? - Can I have Charles II, please?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05True or false?
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Charles II used to rub powdered poodle onto his skin.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Charles II used to rub powdered poodle onto his skin.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Is that true or is that false? Let's have your answers, please.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22All right, Calla and Jay agreeing with true, Ellie has gone for false.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Rattus, what's the correct answer?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's...false.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31But he did rub ancient Egyptian mummy dust onto his skin.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34He believed it would keep him strong and wise.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh, yes, rubbing dead old Egyptian all over your skin,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39very wise, that is.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Well done, Ellie, you're off the mark. Superb start.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Jay, your turn to pick a category, what would you like?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Cures, please.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48True or false?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50If you were bleeding heavily,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54a Stuart cure was to write Jennifer on your left thumb.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Is that true or is that false?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03OK, Ellie and Jay have gone for true, Calla has gone for false.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Let's find out what the answer is.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It's false. Obviously that wouldn't work.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You have to write Veronica.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Of course you did, Veronica much more sensible than Jennifer.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well done, Calla, that's a point for you.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21OK, and it's your turn to pick a category, what would you like?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Charles I, please.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25True or false?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29When Charles I was a young prince, if he misbehaved in lessons,
0:03:29 > 0:03:31he was given a severe whipping.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Ouch! What do you think, true or false?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Everyone's gone for true, are they all right or wrong?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41It's false.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43The prince was not allowed to be beaten
0:03:43 > 0:03:45so he had a whipping boy called Will Marry.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48If Charles misbehaved, the teachers beat his friend instead.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Imagine if I had a whipping boy, eh?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I'd be even more badly behaved.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yes, to be honest, I'm not sure that's possible.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58But you're all still in this round,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01the final question of which is on Moliere.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Oh, good news, Rattus. This is a question from Death!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11True or false?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14The famous French actor and playwright Moliere
0:04:14 > 0:04:18had a stupid death on stage while playing the role of a doctor.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Moliere had a stupid death on stage while playing the role of a doctor.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Is that true or false? Let's see those answers, please.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Everyone's gone for true. Death, are they all right or all wrong?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's false.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Moliere was actually playing the part of a hypochondriac,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37someone who thinks they're ill when they're not.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39But turns out he actually was ill!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42He died! Ha-ha! Very funny!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Actually, I feel like death,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46which is fine, because I am Death!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Keep up!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52No points in that one and that means the score is one to Ellie,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55one to Calla and none for Jay, so just for the moment,
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Jay, you are history.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00The two girls are going into a tie breaker.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Beginning with the letter B, which fruit was new
0:05:03 > 0:05:05and exciting in Stuart... Ellie.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Banana.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Banana is absolutely right.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Congratulations, Ellie, you have won the quiz.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Which means it's time for you to choose your Year Sphere,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15and it's time for me to say,
0:05:15 > 0:05:19"all hail the potty pyramid".
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Gasp at its pointiness.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ellie, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Tremendous work.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Winning the Stuart quiz means that Ellie is automatically through
0:05:40 > 0:05:42to play the Stuart game.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45But will she be alone, or will everyone else get to play?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Let's find out.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's an all-play silly game.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57So that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the whole lot of you.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Go on, Calla, lead us off.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Bye.- Bye.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Yes, it does stink rather badly.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait painted
0:06:08 > 0:06:12by Dutch artist Peter Lely, he insisted it be truthful,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15complete with blemishes, pimples, warts and all.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16It's time to play...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Three portraits of Oliver Cromwell but something is missing.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Where are his warts? Your challenge, to fire warts onto your portraits.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30The person with the most warts on Cromwell's face
0:06:30 > 0:06:32in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36So pick up those paintbrushes, as your time starts now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39HORN BLOWS
0:06:39 > 0:06:41And away they go.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45One landing instantly there from Calla, tremendous first effort.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Not quite such an explosive start from Jay and Ellie
0:06:50 > 0:06:52but they're doing nicely, too.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ahh, Calla, oh, it's a second one.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57She really knows how to flick a wart.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Goodness knows where she's learned to do that.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Jay now sizing one up.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03And he's off the mark.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Have you ever had any warts, Rattus?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Mainly on my bottom, Dave.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09OK, I wish I hadn't asked that question.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Right on the nose thankfully from Ellie,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13it's red nose day for Cromwell!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oliver Cromwell of course also had moles but we thought,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18little bit tricky to flick moles, er...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21They also squeak very loudly when they hit things.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25They do, when they impact they make an awful racket, don't they, Rattus?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yeah. Yeah, that's what it sounds like, it's awful,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30absolutely horrific to listen to.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Ellie is coming from nowhere here, she's up to three, they're level.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Can either of them edge ahead? That's the million-dollar question.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Can anyone break the deadlock here?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yes, Ellie gets her fourth.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Dave, if you got someone to paint a portrait of your face,
0:07:43 > 0:07:47without all your blemishes, would there be anything left to paint?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Just asking, just asking!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Not answering, not answering.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54And Ellie leads with five.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Can the others catch up?
0:07:56 > 0:07:5830 seconds remaining.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Cromwell's death mask, a wax mould made of his face when he died,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05shows that the portrait Peter Lely painted was incredibly accurate.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I think you mean dead accurate.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Ho-ho! I think I do.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12And look at Ellie here, her technique is remarkable.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Her Cromwell is utterly covered in warts.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But Calla and Jay are finding their form in these last few seconds,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20this is very exciting.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's an out-and-out fight here between the girls.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Jay, I'm afraid, is not really going to threaten from here,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27but which of the girls will do it?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Time's up.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, it was so close, but Ellie's bagged herself a Year Sphere.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Very good effort.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Ellie, you can go straight to get yourself another Year Sphere.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Pick carefully though because the AD dates will be added
0:08:39 > 0:08:42to your total score, BC dates will be taken away from it.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Have you flung warts at anyone before?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46No. I've tried to though.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50And how were you with the paddle, Calla, with the flicking action?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Did you find it easy?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55It starts off quite hard but then it gets easier.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Right, well, it was very close between you two girls,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00but you just came through, Ellie, well done.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Round two, and to find out what's up next,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04it's back over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Four questions again and your four topics to choose from are...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22So, Jay, it's your turn to pick first this time, what will you have?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Crime, please.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's a right tricky one, this.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29If you committed a crime in the Middle Ages,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31how long were you allowed to hide in a church?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Was it...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Let's see an answer now, please.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ellie and Jay agreeing on B, Calla has gone with A.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48What's the answer?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51The answer is B.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You could claim sanctuary in a church for up to 40 days,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and no-one was allowed to arrest you.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00So the answer was B, Ellie and Jay off the mark in this round.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02But it is your turn to pick a topic, Calla.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Jobs, please.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07That is a prop question.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08HE SIGHS
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What's the matter with you?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12My booby trap's broken.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Oh, dear! What a terrible shame that is.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh. Oh.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22That one's still fine, though.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Oh... This is the prop. No thanks to Rattus.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30What we have here is a jar of leeches.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Now, in the Middle Ages, you could have a job
0:10:34 > 0:10:35collecting leeches for medical use.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39You had to go along to a leech-filled pond and do what?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Was it...
0:10:51 > 0:10:52You've all said C.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55The answer is in fact C.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You'd have to stand in the lake and wait for the leeches to bite,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01then you'd have to pull 'em off and bag them.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Well done, that's a point for all of you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Superb effort, and, Ellie, it is your turn to pick a category.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09William II, please.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14King William II of England died in a hunting accident in 1100 AD,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16but what killed him?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Was it...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19A, a wild boar.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21B, his own horse.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Or C, an arrow?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Everyone's gone for C again.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37The answer is C - an arrow.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41During the hunt, William II was shot in mysterious circumstances
0:11:41 > 0:11:44by Walter Tyrell, one of his own men.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47So, a point to everyone there.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50The last question in this round is on Bridges.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54If you were on a boat in the Middle Ages,
0:11:54 > 0:11:58why was it a bad idea to sail under a bridge?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00A, it was considered bad luck.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03B, some bridges were public toilets.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Or C, people would often throw spears from bridges to catch fish?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Ooh, that's a tricky one. What do you think?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Look at that, everyone going for a different answer.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Let's find out who's right.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20The answer is B.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Some bridges were public toilets with holes that emptied
0:12:24 > 0:12:26straight into the river.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Or onto sailors' heads, ugh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Yes, the bridges were public toilets.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38So we could play Pooh poos. Like Pooh sticks, only with poos.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I think you'll be playing that one on your own, Rattus.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Excellent. Ellie, congratulations,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45that extra point for you means you have won yet another Year Sphere.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Congratulations, help yourself.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Er...
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Ellie, as the winner of the Middle Ages quiz,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59you're through to play the Middle Ages game.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03But will you play on your own or will the others join in with you?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Let's find out.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's an all-play Gory Game.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13So that means all of you, back down that Time Sewer.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Go on, Calla. Bye, Jay.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oh, my glasses have all steamed up!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24William the Conqueror's funeral was memorable to say the least.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28His servants stole his treasure and the church caught fire.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29It's time to play...
0:13:31 > 0:13:32You are William's servants
0:13:32 > 0:13:36and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own loot.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43But you'd better be quick because the church is going to catch fire.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48And your time starts now.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50HORN BLOWS
0:13:50 > 0:13:54There they go, into their thieving very, very quickly.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Calla making a good start.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58And Ellie's picked herself a candlestick already.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01And there, well, there's Jay, he's got one too.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04That's excellent, this is all very good... Oh, it's closed.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- We've not seen this before. - We haven't.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08The lid is closed, I think what she's going to do here
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- is open the lid again. - Open the lid.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, she's already done it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, that wasn't quite as dramatic a moment as we thought, Rattus.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Spoilt it a bit really for me. - Yeah, what a shame. Never mind.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Back in the game, Ellie's drawn level with Calla
0:14:22 > 0:14:24with a lovely little goblet.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27She's doing very nicely, she's thieving at great speed.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Jay seems to be getting a bit hung up with that plate.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Meanwhile, Calla has got four items already. Terrific stuff.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Terrific stuff.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Rattus, William's body was so bloated and rotten
0:14:39 > 0:14:45at his funeral that he exploded, so if we're lucky, wow, there he goes.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49That has covered Calla in unspeakable goo.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53That certainly explains why this game is called Yuckaroo.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58William the Conqueror, RIP. Rest in Pieces.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Quite literally, Dave, in pieces.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Yeah. Yeah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:0530 seconds remaining.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Calla, meanwhile, is notching up an impressive haul here.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12An impressive, impressive haul.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Jay seems to be stuck on that rather superb goblet, I suppose.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19And if you see one of those for sale at a market near you,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22please report it to the police, because it's Jay who's stolen it.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26It's a race against the clock for the girls here.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30And it's getting smoky. The fire really taking hold now.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, that's a lovely bit of thieving
0:15:32 > 0:15:35but I don't think she's got the right colour there.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Time's up.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And Ellie unfortunately fell foul of the colour-coding law,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and so Calla takes that one by a whisker.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Very, very, very close game, that was. Excellent stuff.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52And the winner, with six pieces of treasure, was Calla.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Right, round three and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out
0:16:03 > 0:16:04what's up next.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It's the Nasty Knights.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Four questions, as always, and here are your four knight topics.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22So, Calla, what'll you have?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Erm, French Knights, please.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26True or false?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29The French knight Bertrand Du Guesclin, born in 1320,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31was such an ugly child
0:16:31 > 0:16:34that his parents pretended he wasn't their son.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers, please.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Well, Ellie and Jay going for true, Calla on her own with false.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What's the answer?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44It's true.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Despite being their eldest, they made him eat dinner in the stables.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Happily he grew up to be incredibly famous and powerful.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Dave, it sounds like your life story.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Except for the famous and powerful bit.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59LAUGHTER
0:16:59 > 0:17:00OK, let's award points.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I'm going to give one to Ellie and one to Jay.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Next question, that is up to you, Ellie. What will you chose?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Can I have Messages, please?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16It certainly is. Thank you very much. True or false?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Besieged castles kept in touch with friends on the outside
0:17:20 > 0:17:24by attaching messages to rats.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28So, besieged castles kept in touch with friends on the outside
0:17:28 > 0:17:31by attaching messages to rats.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Is that true or is that false?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well, they've all gone for false.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Rattus, what is the answer?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Well, it is indeed false, yes.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46But they did use carrier pigeons,
0:17:46 > 0:17:50an idea learned from the Saracens in the Middle East.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Although pigeons sometimes landed in the enemy camps, it's true,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56and gave away all the secrets.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Still, a point for each of you. Well played.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Jay, your turn to pick a topic.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Knights of the Bath, please.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05True or false? In England,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08so-called Knights of the Bath were knighted whilst in the bath.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Is that true or is that false?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Let's see those answers now, please.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Well, you've all gone for false.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Are you all right or are you all wrong?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Let's find out, what's the answer, please?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21It's false.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Although they did have to bathe before their knighting ceremony,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26and sometimes they even bathed with the king.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Which, to be honest, I still find a little weird.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Excellent, that's a point each again.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36The last category in this round is Babies,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39and the question is this.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Is this true or false?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Could that possibly be true? Show me your answers now, please.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Everybody has gone for true.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59What's the answer?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02The answer is, it's true.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I don't know much about health and safety
0:19:04 > 0:19:07but that sounds like a bad idea.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Absolutely, and if any of you do have fathers who are knights,
0:19:11 > 0:19:13please don't eat food from the tip of his sword.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Particularly if you've only just been born.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19OK, brilliant, that's another point for everybody, well played.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24And look at that, Jay and Ellie, we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Beginning with the letter S,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30what weapon would a knight keep in his scabbard?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Sword?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Jay, sword is absolutely right. Well buzzed in.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You've won yourself a Year Sphere, please take it now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Have you got a nose for stinkers? I certainly have.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Well done, Jay.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You have won the knights quiz
0:19:48 > 0:19:50and you're through to play the knights game.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51But will you be playing alone
0:19:51 > 0:19:53or will everyone else get to play with you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Let's find out.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00It's a single-player game.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03So get down that Time Sewer on your own, Jay.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Woohoo!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Well, I hope he's feeling brave because it's time to play...
0:20:12 > 0:20:15And this is a Stupid Death game.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I love this story.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23In 1291, some crusaders made a night-time raid on a Saracen camp.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27But one of them tripped over a tent rope and fell into a toilet hole
0:20:27 > 0:20:30where he got stuck in poo and drowned!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I bet he looked flushed.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Flushed! It was a toilet.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Anyway, your challenge is to get from one side
0:20:37 > 0:20:41of the Saracen camp to the other, and rescue your friend
0:20:41 > 0:20:44from the poo pit without waking the sleeping Saracen.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Touch a tent rope and the bells will ring.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Do it three times and it's game over.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53And your time starts now.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57So here goes Jay, through the first set of ropes.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00He's going for a sort of low-level crawling technique,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I've not seen that before, Rattus.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Oh, he's twanged a rope.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07No bells yet though. Very lucky.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Ah, he really needs to be up on his feet at this bit.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16This is a much easier game to play if you're standing up and balancing.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, he's rung a bell there.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Oh, and he's done it again, that's two bells tinkled now.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Nothing worse than a butt tinkle, Dave.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29No. That really was a genuine butt tinkle there.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I don't want to be the voice of doom, Rattus, but I'm going to be!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I like that. - It's not looking good for Jay here.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40One more ring and that Saracen'll be up and at him.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Tick tock, your time is running out.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I really wish Death wouldn't do that, it's not helping.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Well, this is it, his last attempt and I think this
0:21:54 > 0:21:58low-down technique is not doing him any favours, is it, Rattus?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Look how close his head is to that. He's touching it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Oh, it's tinkling.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06That Saracen's up. I think we should probably cut away from this,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08it's going to get messy.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11And poor old Jay has absolutely had it.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Welcome back, welcome back.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18That was so close, but sadly no Year Sphere.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20What was the most challenging thing about it?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Probably trying to make yourself small enough to fit through.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Yeah, superb effort.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28It's the final round, so it's over to the Gory Grid one last time
0:22:28 > 0:22:30to find out what we've got.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36No quirky quiz in our final round,
0:22:36 > 0:22:40it's straight on to our big all-play Tudor endgame.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44And it's a very silly one. Get down that Time Sewer.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Go, go, go, go, go!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Bye.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50HE COUGHS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's time to play...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Henry VIII certainly liked pie.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Your challenge is to feed him as many as possible.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:23:05 > 0:23:08in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Get ready then, because it's pie time.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14It's going to be Henry VIII who eats all the pies, isn't it, Rattus?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Absolutely right there, Dave. Pie, gravy and all.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Well, yes, I'd say that, judging by the way all those three pies
0:23:20 > 0:23:23fell short, maybe he won't be eating anything today.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25He's going to be going home hungry tonight, Dave.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I think you're absolutely right, Rattus.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Not as many pies as usual there and this is why.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Frankly some wild throwing going on here.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36It's a shame Henry can't move around, in many ways.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39The bungee cords there, not very historically accurate,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41but terrifically amusing.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Henry, nothing yet. Absolutely starving.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Oh!- As you speak.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50As I say that, Ellie lands a pie.
0:23:51 > 0:23:5430 seconds remaining.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Just 30 seconds remaining now,
0:23:55 > 0:23:59and thank goodness because they're looking extremely tired.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Ouch.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04They're getting about a quarter of the way up the lane now,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06look at that. Oh, no!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Good throw, it was a good throw, it was a very good throw.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oh, look at poor old Ellie, she is looking tired.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- She's looking tired but maybe... - Oh, slippy doodah!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oops, she slippy doodahed there but maybe Ellie's done enough,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19you never know. You have to say, these guys are making history
0:24:19 > 0:24:22with their inability to feed poor old Henry.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Time's up.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Wow, a single pie wins it for Ellie.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32A very interesting final game there.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Not that many pies going into Henry VIII's mouth, were there?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40In fact, there was one pie which went into Henry VIII's mouth,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43that the winner of the last Year Sphere is Ellie.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Help yourself, please, Ellie. - Yay.- Yay.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53This could be crucial. The last Year Sphere, there it goes across.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Put down with due reverence.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Now it's time to count up those Year Spheres
0:24:57 > 0:25:03and remember AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's the moment of truth.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08So let's have a look at your first Year Sphere, Ellie.
0:25:09 > 0:25:131605 AD, a nice start.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16The gunpowder plot, of course, was that year.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:25:21 > 0:25:252500 BC.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Stones were added to Stonehenge round about then.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Let's have a look at that third sphere, this could be vital.
0:25:33 > 0:25:361945 AD.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well, the end of the Second World War, of course, that year.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41That gets you well back into a positive score.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44The turn of this last sphere could be crucial -
0:25:44 > 0:25:45let's have a look at it.
0:25:45 > 0:25:51Oh, 1341 BC. Tutankhamun became pharaoh that year.
0:25:52 > 0:25:59Well, Ellie, that has left you with a total of minus 291.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04But it's not necessarily all over.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Jay, can you beat minus 291 with your sphere?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Let's have a look.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10You can!
0:26:10 > 0:26:141854 AD, the beginning of the Crimean War,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16puts you in pole position.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19It's a straight fight between 1854
0:26:19 > 0:26:21and whatever Calla has got in her Year Sphere.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Let's have a look at it now, let's see, this is for the game.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Open it up, please.
0:26:27 > 0:26:301901 AD!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Queen Victoria died that year.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37So today's winner, with 1901 points, is Calla.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41But she may well wish she hadn't won because her prize, of course,
0:26:41 > 0:26:45has been fished out of a Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Excuse me, today's prize is excellent.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52A piece of undercover spy equipment
0:26:52 > 0:26:58from the Second World War that's worthy of James Bond himself.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Wow. Oh, let me guess, is it a pen that fires a laser?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Better.- It's not a watch you can drive a car with?
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Better.- Is it a pair of glasses that turn into a helicopter?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10No, it's a land mine disguised as a cowpat.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15What? You can't give a land mine as a prize!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Yeah, I thought you'd say that, so that one's actually just a cowpat.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Brilliant. Well, congratulations, Calla, there you go.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24You lucky thing.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25So a smelly cowpat for Calla,
0:27:25 > 0:27:28and I'm afraid you two will also be getting caked
0:27:28 > 0:27:30in a bit of you-know-what,
0:27:30 > 0:27:33as you're getting flushed home through the Time Sewers.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Oh, heavens, off you go. You didn't know about this, did you?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Go, go, go, go, go. Enjoy yourself.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44If you want to play along at home next time,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47don't forget to download the Gory Games app.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:51 > 0:27:53THEY GROAN
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I'm Dave Lamb, and I certainly need a bit of wash.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01And I'm Rattus Rattus, and I never wash.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- And you've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Bye-bye.
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