Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, and welcome to Gory Games

0:00:26 > 0:00:27with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And with...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Rattus Rattus. Rattus, are you OK?

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh, Dave, I'm feeling a bit giddy.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35I was sniffing around something really cheesy

0:00:35 > 0:00:39and I was overcome by the fumes and nearly passed out!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41What was it - out-of-date Brie or something?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43No...one of your running shoes!

0:00:43 > 0:00:44RATTUS GUFFAWS

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yeah, ha-ha, very funny(!)

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Let's just meet today's Horrible Historians, shall we?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hi! I'm James, and I'm from London.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hello, James.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hey! I'm Ash, and I'm also from London.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hello, Ash!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yo! It's me, Callum, and I come from Leighton Buzzard!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yo, Callum!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Welcome, everyone.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08And you can play along at home too, using the Gory Games app.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.- Right.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

0:01:17 > 0:01:19will win a historical artefact

0:01:19 > 0:01:22that wouldn't look out of place in the British Museum.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Or, more precisely, in the skip out the back of the British Museum.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28What's Round One?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38So, four questions on the Victorians coming up.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44And your four Victorian topics are...

0:01:51 > 0:01:53So, Callum, you get to pick first in this opening round.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- What would you like? - Can I have Stuntmen, please?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now, prepare yourself, Rattus,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01because this is a question from Death!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06True or false?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Bobby Leach was a famous Victorian stuntman

0:02:09 > 0:02:13who died going over the Niagara Falls in a metal barrel.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Bobby Leach was a famous Victorian stuntman

0:02:17 > 0:02:19who died going over the Niagara Falls in a metal barrel.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Is that true or false? Show me your answers now, please.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Bang! Everyone's gone for false.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Let's find out if they're all right or all wrong.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31false!

0:02:31 > 0:02:32He survived the barrel drop,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35but died years later when he slipped on an orange peel,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38broke his leg and died of gangrene!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40What a lemon!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Yes, it's a shame to see a "man go" like that!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Mango!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I should have said that!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You're slipping! Congratulations, everybody.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51That's a point apiece.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ash, your turn to pick a topic.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Um, Queen Victoria, please.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57True or false?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59At Queen Victoria's coronation,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02the archbishop lost the coronation ring.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Is that true or false?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Show me your answers now, please.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Callum and Ash agreeing with true.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11James thinks it's false.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13What's the answer, please?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14It's false.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17He didn't lose the ring, but he did place it on the wrong finger

0:03:17 > 0:03:20and it caused Queen Victoria an awful lot of pain to get it off.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23James, congratulations. That's an extra point to you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25And it is your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Please may I have Gadgets?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30And that, James, is a prop question.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Prop question, prop question, prop question!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Rattus, you've booby-trapped two of the prop cupboards, haven't you?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Yes, Dave.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- You're my friend, right?- Yes, Dave.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- And you wouldn't want me to get hurt, would you?- No, Dave.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44So which cupboard is the prop in?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- The top cupboard, Dave.- OK.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Thank you, Rattus. I trust you.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Crikey!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Why, Rattus?!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55It's like an illness, Dave!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm a prankster!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Rattus, just tell me which cupboard it's in.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's in the bottom cupboard.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03So, clearly then, the middle cupboard.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes, here we are.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07At last, the prop.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09No thanks to Rattus Rattus.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Here's the prop. Have a good look at it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14True or false? This was a belt worn by Victorian hunters,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17designed to carry dead pheasants.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19So, you had a look - what do you think?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Is that true or false?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Everybody's gone for true,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26and I can tell you it is true.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27You're all right.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Congratulations, everybody. That's a point apiece.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33So, with one question left in this round,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35you're all still very much in it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Here comes that final question, and it's on Alfred Nobel.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41True or false?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Famous Swedish scientist Alfred Nobel

0:04:44 > 0:04:47is today remembered for the Nobel Peace Prize,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49but he actually invented dynamite.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52So, what do you think? True or false?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Show me now, please.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Everybody's gone for true.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Are they all right or all wrong?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Let's find out.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's true.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04To be fair, Nobel invented dynamite for mining,

0:05:04 > 0:05:05but it was still used for war as well.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08So he invented the Peace Prize to make up for it.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Congratulations. That's a point, everybody.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Well done.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And at the end of that round, with a maximum score,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17James is the winner of the first Year Sphere.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18And it's time for me to say...

0:05:18 > 0:05:23all hail the Potty Pyramid.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26ANGELIC CHOIR

0:05:28 > 0:05:30James, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Pick carefully, because AD dates will be added to your score,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36but BC dates will be subtracted from it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39So, winning the Victorian quiz

0:05:39 > 0:05:42means that James is automatically through to play

0:05:42 > 0:05:43the Victorian game.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Let's find out, shall we?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's a Single Player Scary Game.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57So, take a deep breath, James,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59and get down that Time Sewer.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Bye!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06During the Industrial Revolution, children had to do things

0:06:06 > 0:06:09even more horrible than appearing on this show.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11They'd have to work in noisy factories

0:06:11 > 0:06:14that were so dangerous, you didn't always go home with as many fingers

0:06:14 > 0:06:16as you'd arrived with.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18It's time to play...

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Your challenge is to make your way through the factory machinery,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25find the four lost fingers,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27scramble back through the machinery

0:06:27 > 0:06:29and put the fingers back onto the hand.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Succeed within the time limit

0:06:31 > 0:06:33and I'll "hand" you

0:06:33 > 0:06:34another Year Sphere.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37And your shift starts...now!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38HOOTER BLARES

0:06:38 > 0:06:41He starts off through the mangly-type thing.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Lovely duck and roll there.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Lovely!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I wonder if he's in the forces?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48I think he could be.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50He seemed to have rolled very nicely.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51There's the first finger.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53He's got to take these bars out

0:06:53 > 0:06:55to try and release the finger.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57He seems to be doing it extremely well.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Right in there, with no hesitation.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02He's going to have that digit in no time.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04If we hadn't had a good shot

0:07:04 > 0:07:06of his fingers at the start,

0:07:06 > 0:07:07I'd be checking to see

0:07:07 > 0:07:08if he'd lost some in the past,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10so good is he at retrieving them.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13And now he goes through this loom.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15There he goes.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Now, he's got to bring this down on a chain.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19The key here is speed, Rattus.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20It certainly is.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22You've got to ratchet that chain round

0:07:22 > 0:07:23at a heck of a lick.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25The other way is to try and leap up

0:07:25 > 0:07:26and knock the finger out,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29which seems to be what James is trying to do.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31And he's doing it successfully!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34That's not cheating for me -

0:07:34 > 0:07:35that is invention,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38and the Victorians were all about invention, Rattus.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41So I say well played. Look out! Here comes the factory owner.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Hurry!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Hurry up!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Hurry!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47What a nasty man, Rattus.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48How would you like it

0:07:48 > 0:07:50if while you were commentating,

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I just went, "Hurry up"?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54"Hurry!"

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'll stop before I'm bitten.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58James is onto his third finger.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- He's got it!- He's very good.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02He knows when the finger is freed enough,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05and he just dives in and yanks it out.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Now in one of these sacks is the last remaining finger.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09He's got it!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Will he get through the mangle with them? No.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14He'll need to put them... Very clever.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17He's problem-solving as he goes.

0:08:17 > 0:08:2030 seconds remaining.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22He got those fingers through the loom.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24All he has to do is put the fingers on.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Forefinger, boom.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Middle finger...

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Twang!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Little finger - interesting.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32And ring finger.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34CHEERING

0:08:34 > 0:08:36High-five, James - you've won the game!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well done, James. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well done, fella. Very good work.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45That's two Year Spheres already gathered. Excellent.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48And we are onto Round Two.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52To find out what's up next, it's back over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Four questions again, and your four all-important topics are...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08So, Ash, your turn to pick first this time.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Can I have Tutankhamen, please?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Here's what I want to know.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26So, at what age did Tutankhamun become Pharaoh?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Was it...

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Let's have those answers, please.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Everyone in total agreement. They've gone for B.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Let's find out what the answer is.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Well, I can tell you

0:09:39 > 0:09:40the answer is...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42B.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Tutankhamen became Pharaoh aged just nine years old.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Cor! A nine-year-old in charge of the country. Imagine that!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Yay!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54You've all done superbly well. You've all got a point.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55One...two...three.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It's your turn to pick a topic, James.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Um...can I have Egyptian Gods, please?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03The Egyptian sun god was called Ra.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05But what did the Egyptians call themselves?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15So, what do you think?

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Was it A, B or C?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19They've all gone for A. Let's find out

0:10:19 > 0:10:22if they're all right or all wrong.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25The answer is A - the cattle of Ra.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Yes, we're all cows,

0:10:26 > 0:10:29though I have fewer flies buzzing around my backside.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- BZZZZZZZ! - I hope.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Excellent. Well, maximum points in this round so far.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40This is very, very exciting.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Callum, it's your turn to pick.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Buildings, please.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45In ancient Egypt,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48what was the so-called "beautiful house"?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Was it A - Queen Cleopatra's beauty salon,

0:10:50 > 0:10:54B - King Ramesses II's Golden Palace

0:10:54 > 0:10:58or C - the place where dead bodies were turned into mummies?

0:10:58 > 0:11:02What do you think? Is it A. B or C?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Let's see your answers now, please.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Total split!

0:11:07 > 0:11:08All three possible answers given.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Let's find out who is right.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12The answer is...

0:11:12 > 0:11:14C.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15It's the place where dead bodies

0:11:15 > 0:11:17were turned into mummies.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18- Oh, no!- Superb work.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21One question left in this round,

0:11:21 > 0:11:22and it's on Cures.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25That question is from Rattus Rattus.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28What was the Egyptian cure for baldness?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Was it A - to drink blood from a dead lion,

0:11:31 > 0:11:36B - rub crushed bat's ears and viper's oil on your head,

0:11:36 > 0:11:40or C - swim naked in the Nile and then wash in goat's wee?

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Thank you, Rattus.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43So, what do you guys think?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Is it A, B or C?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49They've all gone for B.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What's the answer, Rattus?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It makes it tenser and tenser, because the answer

0:11:53 > 0:11:54is indeed B -

0:11:54 > 0:11:56rub crushed bat's ears and viper's oil your head.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Crazy, of course,

0:11:57 > 0:11:59but still worth a try, Dave.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I don't know what you mean.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02How dare you!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04That is a point apiece.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07He has yet to get a question wrong.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Superb effort, James. Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16OK, James, as the winner of the Egyptian quiz,

0:12:16 > 0:12:18you're through to play the Egyptian game.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22But will you play on your own or will the others join in with you?

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Let's find out.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29It's an All Play Brainy Game.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Come on, everyone, get down that Time Sewer.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Lead them off, James.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34See you, Rattus!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Laters, potatoes!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Laters, potatoes, indeed.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44The average Egyptian pyramid weighs 5.4 million tonnes.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Fortunately, our pyramids are a lot lighter.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48It's time to play...

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Ten blocks. Your challenge -

0:12:52 > 0:12:54to work out which block goes where.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57First to finish their pyramid in the time limit

0:12:57 > 0:12:58wins the Year Sphere.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00So ready, steady...

0:13:00 > 0:13:01get building!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03HOOTER BLARES

0:13:03 > 0:13:05And off they go.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Very important to get your foundations right here.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Foundations is everything, Dave.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13If you get the base wrong,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15you're stumped for the rest of the game.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19In the past, we've given them the base layer of the pyramid,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22but this time round, we're not doing that

0:13:22 > 0:13:25and that is going to hamper James considerably,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27because what he achieved there

0:13:27 > 0:13:30is to put his first piece down upside down.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31It is indeed upside down, Dave.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34If you look at Ash's base,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36you'll see what James actually needs to do

0:13:36 > 0:13:37is flip that piece over.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ash has made a flying start.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42The base already beautifully lined up.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43And so too Callum - look at that.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Callum's even started the first floor of his pyramid.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49So it's really tight here between brown and green.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51James, I think... Well, he's a bit of a non-starter,

0:13:51 > 0:13:54because he's got his base layer upside down

0:13:54 > 0:13:56and with the best will in the world,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59you're not going to get any mummies under that.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01So there's Callum on his second floor.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04He's doing very well. They all are,

0:14:04 > 0:14:06lifting these heavy pieces of stone.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Very strong contestants we've got.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Ash has done the first floor.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13This is terrific pyramid-building.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I think a future career in architecture

0:14:17 > 0:14:18beckons for Ash,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20because she's knocked up this pyramid

0:14:20 > 0:14:21in super-quick time.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Terrific work.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Callum doing equally well.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Fair play to James -

0:14:25 > 0:14:28he's got the shape right. It's just upside down!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30RATTUS CHUCKLES

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I've got a cheeky little factoid here for you, Rattus.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Egyptian pyramid-builders

0:14:35 > 0:14:36were paid in radishes and garlic.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38If only the prize on offer

0:14:38 > 0:14:41at the end of this show was as good, Rattus.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42No, it's a billion times better.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45As if! Whatevs!

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Look at this.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Ash has finished the second floor.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Just two floors remaining.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54There's another piece going on.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I think this is all over, Rattus. She's very, very canny.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Just the point required...

0:14:59 > 0:15:01And there's the point!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Ash wins the game.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's dance time.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Very good stuff.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Ash.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Right, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid

0:15:15 > 0:15:16to find out what's up next.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:15:21 > 0:15:26Four questions, as always, and here are your four Tudor topics.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34James, your turn to lead off this time. What's it going to be?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Please may I have Sport?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Is this true or false?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49So, in 1540 Henry VIII banned football

0:15:49 > 0:15:51because it was injuring too many men

0:15:51 > 0:15:54who were needed for the English army. Is that true or false?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Let's see your answers, please.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Callum and Ash have gone for false.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00James on his own with true.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Let's find out what the answer is.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04The answer is...it's...

0:16:04 > 0:16:05true.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Now, football was a vicious sport in Tudor times.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10There were no rules.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Congratulations, James.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Nine points out of nine now for you.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Extraordinary. Callum, your turn to choose a topic.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Can I have Nicknames, please?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22True or false?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I like to give my close friends nicknames,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27and gave my French friend, the Duke d'Alencon,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29the nickname Frog.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31So, what do you think?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Is that true or false?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Everybody's gone for true.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Let's find out if they're right or wrong.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39It's true.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I called him Frog

0:16:41 > 0:16:44because he looked a bit like a frog!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46How brilliantly witty!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48OK, that's a point to everyone.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Excellent stuff.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Ash, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Punishments, please.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55True or false?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58The Tudor punishment for a man who had poisoned another man

0:16:58 > 0:17:01was to be crushed under a stone.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Could that possibly be true?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Show me you answers now, please.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Everybody in total agreement.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10They've all gone for false.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12What's the answer, please, Your Maj?

0:17:12 > 0:17:13It's false.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15You would be boiled in water or lead.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18My father, Henry VIII,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20once had a kitchen cook boiled alive

0:17:20 > 0:17:21just for poisoning his dinner guests.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Only the one cook was boiled, though, of course,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27because, Rattus,

0:17:27 > 0:17:31too many cooks would have spoiled the broth!

0:17:34 > 0:17:35RATTUS SIGHS DEEPLY

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That went very well.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38A point for everybody.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well done, well done, well done.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43The final question is on Baths.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45True or false?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I like to take four baths a year.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Four baths a year. Is that true or false?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Everyone's gone for true.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55What's the answer, please?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's true.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58I took four baths a year.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's an awful lot, I know.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Four more than me.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03And don't I know it.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, stupendous scoring!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08A point for everyone.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Callum and Ash, you've done brilliantly in these quizzes,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13but James has not got a single question wrong.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17I'm going to applaud him as he goes forward to collect his Year Sphere.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20I think we all are. The whole studio's on its feet.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23We've never seen anything like this before.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26OK, James, you've won the Tudor quiz,

0:18:26 > 0:18:29so you are through to play the Tudor game.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32But will you be playing alone, or will the others be joining you?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Let's find out.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39It's a Single Play Brainy Game.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41So, James, you know the way by now.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Back down that Time Sewer.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Bye!- Bye!- Bye!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52William Shakespeare was a very...

0:18:52 > 0:18:55I'll introduce this one, funny-shirted man.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Yes, all right then, Ma'am.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I was a fan of William Shakespeare.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I was also a fan of a good put-down,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03and his plays are littered with them.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05But can you tell the difference

0:19:05 > 0:19:08between an insult invented by history's greatest playwright

0:19:08 > 0:19:11and history's stinkiest rodent?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12It's time for...

0:19:14 > 0:19:16So, you have eight insults.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Your challenge -

0:19:18 > 0:19:21to work out which five were actually made up by William Shakespeare.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Choose five insults

0:19:23 > 0:19:25and move them to the board.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Then touch the Hamlet skull

0:19:27 > 0:19:29to find out how many you've got right.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31You can keep trying new combinations

0:19:31 > 0:19:33until you get all five correct,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35but you've got to be quick about it,

0:19:35 > 0:19:36as you're against the clock

0:19:36 > 0:19:38and your time starts...now!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40HOOTER BLARES

0:19:40 > 0:19:43What he's got to do here is pick out the genuine Shakespearean insults -

0:19:43 > 0:19:45there's five of them -

0:19:45 > 0:19:48and separate them from your three insults, Rattus.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Let's see what he's doing here.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52He's gone for horseback-breaker.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55By the way, James can't hear these sound effects -

0:19:55 > 0:19:57they're just for you at home.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Bed-presser.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01That sounds Shakespearean to me. I like that.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03And swaggering rascal.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04SHRIEKING

0:20:04 > 0:20:06You have four correct.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08So what's coming off?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Swaggering rascal comes off.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14And he replaces it with billowing burp toad.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16SHRIEKING

0:20:16 > 0:20:18You have three correct.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Only three correct, so that one wasn't right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Let's see what James does next.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Swaggering rascal's back.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27And a new one - melodious stink whistle.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29SHRIEKING

0:20:29 > 0:20:30You have two correct.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Come on, James, don't be a bumbailey.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Dave, I think bumbailey

0:20:34 > 0:20:36is probably the funniest word

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I have ever heard in my life!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40You did say that yesterday

0:20:40 > 0:20:41about Jacuzzi.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Jacuzzi!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45You have four correct.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46RATTUS LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:20:48 > 0:20:49It's still got him.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52SHRIEKING

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You have four correct.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Four correct now,

0:20:55 > 0:20:56but time is running out.

0:20:56 > 0:20:5830 seconds remaining.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01SHRIEKING

0:21:01 > 0:21:02You have three correct.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm not sure about James's technique here.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07If you're moving more than one at a time,

0:21:07 > 0:21:09you have no way of knowing whether what you've moved

0:21:09 > 0:21:11has made an impact

0:21:11 > 0:21:12on the game.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13You have four correct.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Four correct again. He's so close.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17SHRIEKING

0:21:17 > 0:21:18You have three correct.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21James getting himself into a flap here.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23He seems to be randomly throwing insults around,

0:21:23 > 0:21:24which is rude.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You have three correct.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Time's up!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, bad luck, James!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Melodious stink whistle, billowing burp toad

0:21:31 > 0:21:33and bulbous bird brain

0:21:33 > 0:21:35were all wrong.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37No Year Sphere that time, I'm afraid.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39That was difficult, wasn't it?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yeah, it was really difficult.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Really, really difficult.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45It's the final round now, though,

0:21:45 > 0:21:47so it's over to the Gory Grid one last time

0:21:47 > 0:21:49to find out what we've got.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56No quirky quiz in our final round.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's straight to our big All Play Viking Endgame

0:21:59 > 0:22:01and it's a Scary one.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03So, everybody, get back down that Time Sewer.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Here we go!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Take a deep breath.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Adios, amigos!

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Adios, amigos.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14The date is 793 AD

0:22:14 > 0:22:15and all is calm

0:22:15 > 0:22:18on the island monastery of Lindisfarne.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19But not for long.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's time to play...

0:22:23 > 0:22:25You are defenceless monks.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Your only hope of surviving the Viking attack

0:22:27 > 0:22:29is that you're not found.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Every time you step on a sinking, noisy wooden panel,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34you'll be sent back to the start.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Reach the end of the path

0:22:36 > 0:22:37and you're faced with two doors.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Behind one is freedom.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Behind the other IS A VIKING!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Find him, and you have to start all over again.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47First person to escape wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Ready...steady...

0:22:49 > 0:22:51HOOTER BLARES

0:22:51 > 0:22:52And they're off!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- PHRRRRT! - Oh, and Ash nearly lost her footing there.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56They've all been sent back.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59It's just a cacophony of horrible noises, Rattus.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02- CREAK! - There's another one.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Ash and Callum both returning.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Not James, though. This is excellent concentration.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10What they're being here are monks

0:23:10 > 0:23:14trying to creep away from marauding Vikings,

0:23:14 > 0:23:17who are intent on, well, killing them, let's be honest.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20There's a monk in the background - a genuine monk, there.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22We're lucky to get these three monks.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25It was interesting negotiating with them to appear on the show,

0:23:25 > 0:23:27because they'd all taken a vow of silence

0:23:27 > 0:23:30and we had to guess whether they were up for it or not.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33And I think we're seeing a lot of guesswork from our contestants too.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What they really need to do

0:23:35 > 0:23:36is commit the route to memory.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39This really is a game of concentration.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41You have to remember where you went wrong last time.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- TOILET FLUSHES - No! It was the last one.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50You saw him looking at that floorboard there

0:23:50 > 0:23:51as if he wanted to kill it.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54He gave it a jolly good point, Dave.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Yes, and he's having another go,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57striding very purposefully.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58But Ash is right at the end.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh, no, she's failed at the final plank!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02James is through.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03And he's approaching the door.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04AAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Oh, that's made him jump! - Made me jump!

0:24:07 > 0:24:10We almost had to employ Ash's little sound effect there for James,

0:24:10 > 0:24:12the way he reacted to that.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13He's having another go, though.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16But can he beat Ash and Callum to it?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18He's going to do it.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20He's through, and this time, there's no Viking.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Monk James is free.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Well done, fella!

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Well played.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Callum, how did you find that one?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33I enjoyed it a lot.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Good. Excellent. Ash?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I was literally nearly there,

0:24:36 > 0:24:39but I missed a plank so had to go all the way back.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Aww!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42James, you did it again.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Was that Viking scary?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I got really scared!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47But luckily, I got the right door, so...

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Tremendous work.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Well, now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Remember that AD dates are added

0:24:53 > 0:24:56and BC dates are subtracted.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58It's the moment of truth.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Callum.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03I'm going to go for...nought.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04But as you well know,

0:25:04 > 0:25:07that could be the winning total.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Ash, let's see if you can go ahead of Callum.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Let's have a look at that first Year Sphere.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh, it's all over, Callum.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's 1348 AD.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19The Black Death hit England that year.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Ash, you have taken the lead.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25So, 1348 to beat.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Now we come to James.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Let's have a look at that first one.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31It's a good start.

0:25:31 > 0:25:3337 AD.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Caligula became Emperor of Rome that year.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Oh, no!

0:25:41 > 0:25:431,000,000 BC!

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Stone Age man first came to Britain

0:25:46 > 0:25:48round about then.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51James, I don't think there's much coming back from 1,000,000,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54but let's see where we end up. Let's go on a journey together.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Let's see that third one.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57We're back in the positives.

0:25:57 > 0:25:591485 AD.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Richard III was killed in battle that year.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's have a look at that fourth one.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, no!

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Somehow it's getting worse!

0:26:07 > 0:26:101,500,000 BC!

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Stone Age man first used fire

0:26:14 > 0:26:16round about then.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18James, let's have a look at that last one.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Well, it's a positive, you'll be pleased to hear.

0:26:20 > 0:26:221603 AD.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24The death of Queen Elizabeth I.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25That means, James,

0:26:25 > 0:26:27that your overall score

0:26:27 > 0:26:33is minus 2,496,875.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35You got all your questions right.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36The trouble is,

0:26:36 > 0:26:37history is horrible.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40You'll be leaving with absolutely nothing, I'm afraid.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43So today's winner, with 1,348 points,

0:26:43 > 0:26:44is Ash.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45FANFARE

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Which means that you win the most amazing prize

0:26:48 > 0:26:49to be presented on any quiz show

0:26:49 > 0:26:51on this particular channel

0:26:51 > 0:26:53at this particular moment.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Yes, it's some old tat

0:26:54 > 0:26:56that Rattus has found in the Time Sewer, unfortunately.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58OLD TAT?!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00It's a saint's finger,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03which people in the Middle Ages believed could perform miracles.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Or at least, it MIGHT be a saint's finger.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07A lot of religious relics were fakes.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Well, let's find out, shall we?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11O, mighty finger,

0:27:11 > 0:27:14grant us the miracle of turning this awful prize

0:27:14 > 0:27:15into something decent.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Nothing. It's definitely a fake, I'm afraid.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- There you go, Ash.- Thanks.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Just a bit of bone on a plinth. Enjoy.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24So, well done, Ash,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27and commiserations to our runners-up, Callum and James,

0:27:27 > 0:27:30who unfortunately will need a miracle themselves

0:27:30 > 0:27:31to get through this next bit

0:27:31 > 0:27:33without contracting a horrid disease.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Because we're sending you home through the Time Sewers.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38I'm so sorry. Off you go, fellas.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Bye!

0:27:43 > 0:27:45If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:45 > 0:27:47don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Oh, no!

0:27:49 > 0:27:51RATTUS GUFFAWS

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Well, that's it. It's goodbye from me, Dave Lamb,

0:27:59 > 0:28:02and good riddance to him, Rattus Rattus.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04- You know you love me really.- I do.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05I hope you enjoyed Gory Games.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Bye!

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