0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# You better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me Dave Lamb
0:00:27 > 0:00:29and my assistant Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31The talking rat and the talking Lamb.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:33 > 0:00:36of Horrible Histories with quirky quizzes and gory games,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39so let's meet our horrible historians.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Hi, I'm Ashley.- Hi, Ashley.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Hi, I'm Rowan.- Hi, Rowan.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43- Hi, I'm Zeke.- Hi, Zeke.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Ashley, Rowan, Zeke, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Each Year Sphere contains a historical date.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02At the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates
0:01:02 > 0:01:05will be added up, with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:05 > 0:01:09and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12So if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'm not allowed to do maths for medical reasons.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Medical reasons?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes, maths could make my brain explode.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22735 is the answer.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23The person with the highest year count
0:01:23 > 0:01:25will win today's star prize.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Believe you me, it's brilliant!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Is it?- Yeah, yeah. - I sincerely doubt it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Let's crack on, and to find out what this round is about,
0:01:34 > 0:01:35it is over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Your four Georgian topics are...
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Ashley, it is your turn to pick first in this round.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Pick a topic, please.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- George III.- George III.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57When King George III became ill, he started doing odd things.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Which of these did he supposedly do?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02A, claim to be king of the moon,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04B, try and grow a beef tree,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08or C, where his shoes on his hands and his gloves on his feet?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So, is it A, B or C?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14There we go. Three Bs.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16You are all in total agreement with each other.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Let's see if you're right or not.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19The answer is B.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21He planted some beef in the ground
0:02:21 > 0:02:23thinking that it would grow into a beef tree.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I am no expert on farming, but I don't think that's how it's done.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- HE LAUGHS - No, no, no.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29That is not how it is done,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32but that is a very good start from all of you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You are all off the mark with a point apiece.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Rowan, it is your turn. Pick a topic for us, please.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Crimes.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40The question is...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53What do you think? A, B or C?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01A from Ashley and Rowan. C from Zeke. Let's see who is right.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05The answer is C, Australia.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It had recently been claimed for Britain
0:03:07 > 0:03:09by our Georgian Explorer, Captain Cook.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Well done, Zeke. Excellent work. You have forged into the lead.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Still plenty of time to go in this round, though.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Don't panic, everyone. Don't panic.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Zeke, it's your turn to choose a question.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20George II.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Where did King George II die?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26A, in the middle of a banquet,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28B, while riding his horse,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30or C, on the toilet?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Was it A, in the middle of a banquet,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34B, while riding his horse,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36or C, on the toilet?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, the boys going for A.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Rowan going for C.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43The answer is C.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44He died on the toilet.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- HE LAUGHS - No, really, I shouldn't laugh.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48No, no, no.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50LAUGHING: He died on the toilet.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- LAUGHING:- He died on the toilet.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That's not funny.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56RATTUS LAUGHS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Sorry, unprofessional of us.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02The final question in this round is on cures.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04It is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Thank you, Dave.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11A Georgian cure for being bitten by an adder
0:04:11 > 0:04:14was to put what over the bite wound?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Was it A, warm chicken guts,
0:04:18 > 0:04:21B, the grease from a badger,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23or C, a cowpat?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26It is either A , B or C.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, look at that. Rowan and Zeke going for A.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Ashley out on his own with B.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Rattus, put us out of our misery, what is the answer?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34A.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Georgians would kill a chicken
0:04:36 > 0:04:39and put its warm guts over the snakebite.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41That's utter nonsense, isn't it?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Although, warm chicken guts are a very good cure for hunger.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Yes, one word - yuck. - One word - yummy.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Two words - bad taste. - Two words - delicious taste.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Three words - let's stop this. - Two letters - OK.- Good.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58That is the end of the round.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What we see from our abacus of score
0:05:00 > 0:05:02is that Zeke and Rowan
0:05:02 > 0:05:04have tied it on three points each.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ashley, for now, you are history.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08The other two of you, put your fingers on the buzzer,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12because we are about to have the first buzzer question.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Beginning with the letter G,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16what is the name of the famous head-chopping device
0:05:16 > 0:05:18used to execute posh people in the French Revolution?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20TOILET FLUSHES Zeke.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Guillotine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Is correct. You have won the quiz, time to choose a Year Sphere.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You had better hope it doesn't contain a Stone Age date,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29which could be worth about one million minus points.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Push, push, push, push.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Right, Zeke, come and pick your Year Sphere.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Any one you like.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- That one? Are you sure? - Sure.- Okey-kokie.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42So, winning the quiz means that Zeke is automatically through
0:05:42 > 0:05:44to play the Georgian game,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Let's find out.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It is a single-player silly game.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57So, Zeke, it is off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Go on, fella. It stinks, by the way.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Ew, that does stink as well. - I told you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06He's gone.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's the 21st of October, 1805,
0:06:08 > 0:06:12and Lord Nelson has just sent a signal from his flagship saying,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15"England expects that every man will do his duty",
0:06:15 > 0:06:17but will you do yours?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18It is time to play...
0:06:20 > 0:06:22You are a British Navy gunner.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Your mission? To load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and lose a point for every British ship you hit.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Score six points in the time limit
0:06:33 > 0:06:35to win your Year Sphere.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Battle begins now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38HOOTER SOUNDS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40So here comes Zeke to try his hand
0:06:40 > 0:06:41at the Battle of Trafalgar.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Remember, that platform he's on
0:06:43 > 0:06:44is going to wobble around
0:06:44 > 0:06:46as if it's a ship at sea, Rattus.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, he is off already.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48He is off already,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50and that is one Spanish galleon taken out.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51He needs six, of course,
0:06:51 > 0:06:53to win himself the Year Sphere.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Six, and no misses
0:06:54 > 0:06:57against the British ship, there.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58That would be a terrible mistake.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah, we don't want to see any friendly fire.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03But we do like to see the French getting sunk in this game.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04So, he loads up the cannonball.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Are they cannonballs? - They are cannonballs.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08That is rather unfortunate,
0:07:08 > 0:07:09cos I ate two of them this morning
0:07:09 > 0:07:10thinking they were doughnuts.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, that must have challenged
0:07:12 > 0:07:14your teeth slightly, did it?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Not answering me.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Broken teeth. Bang. Three down.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19We just have to mention the seagull
0:07:19 > 0:07:20is getting involved again.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22He really is going to get hurt,
0:07:22 > 0:07:23isn't he, that seagull?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24He wants to get out of there.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It's all right, he's a stunt seagull, Dave.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27As long as he has been properly trained,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29then that is fine.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30There is another cannonball going in.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Zeke is doing quite well, here.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33It is getting very close.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35He needs one more to do it.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36You hear lots of stories about rats
0:07:36 > 0:07:38leaving sinking ships, is that fair?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Absolutely. Any rat with half a brain
0:07:40 > 0:07:42will leave a sinking ship.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44The rule of thumb is if you see a load of rats in the sea,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47jump in and swim with them.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49If you can gather enough of them together,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51you can build yourself a raft.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Fascinating stuff, Rattus.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55There it is. Zeke has done it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Welcome back, Zeke. Well played. Collect yourself a Year Sphere.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Oh, yay.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04During the Battle of Trafalgar, the British lost 1,666 men,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07compared to the French and Spanish navies,
0:08:07 > 0:08:08who lost nearly 14,000.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10How many more is that, Rattus?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hold on, I have written it down.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13735.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Is the right answer.- Get in. - To the wrong question.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19That is the answer to the Year Sphere sum
0:08:19 > 0:08:20from the top of the show.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Anyway, suffice to say, Trafalgar was a British military triumph.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- 734?- Moving on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28It is time now for us to find out what's up next.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Here are your all-important Tudor topics...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Rowan, it is your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Wives. - Wives.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49I agreed to marry Anne of Cleves after being shown a picture of her.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50When I actually met her,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53she turned out to be far uglier than the picture,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56so what was my nickname for Anne of Cleves?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Total agreement. Bs across the board.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Let's find out if you are right.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17The answer is B, the Flanders Mare,
0:09:17 > 0:09:18as in a horse,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21because she looked like a horse.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22- LAUGHING:- Brilliant.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Why the long face?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Because you look like a horse.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28So that is a point apiece.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Zeke, your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Elizabeth.- Elizabeth.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36My daughter Elizabeth I had a terrible temper.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39No idea who she got it from.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42What did she once throw at Sir Francis Walsingham's head?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Was it A, a cushion,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51B, a slipper,
0:09:51 > 0:09:52or C, an axe?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55The boys agreeing with B.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Rowan going for C. Let's find out who is right.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59The answer is...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02B. She threw a slipper at him.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Hit him, too. That's my girl.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Brilliant.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09The boys edging slightly ahead.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Still two questions left in this round though.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ashley, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'd like to pick Plays, please.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18See what you make of this one.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33So who played the female parts and Shakespeare's plays?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Was it A, William Shakespeare himself,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38was it B, female actresses,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40or C, teenage boys?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Let's see your answers now, please.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46The boys agreeing again on C. Rowan out on her own with A.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Let's find out what the answer is.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50The answer is C.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53The female parts in Shakespeare's plays
0:10:53 > 0:10:55were played by teenage boys.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57And one of our boys is going to win a Year Sphere
0:10:57 > 0:10:59at the end of this round, which will it be?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02One topic left in this round, that is Cures.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04It is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Which of these was not a Tudor cure for baldness?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12A, smearing the head with a horse droppings,
0:11:12 > 0:11:16B, washing the head with the juice of beetles,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20or C, smearing the head with the grease of a fox?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oh, I love this question.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27A complete spread of answers.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29All gone for different things.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Rattus, who is right?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34A, smearing their head with horse droppings,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37That was not a Tudor baldness cure.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oh, by the way,
0:11:38 > 0:11:39beetle juice mixed with fox grease
0:11:39 > 0:11:41makes a delicious pudding.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43THEY GROAN
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Unnecessary, Rattus.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Well, that is the end of the round.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Ashley and Zeke, you have tied with three points apiece.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Rowan, you're history for now, I'm afraid.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56But the other two of you, fingers on buzzers, please.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Beginning with the letter D, what is the surname
0:11:58 > 0:12:01of the famous Tudor sailor who defeated the Spanish Armada?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03TOILET FLUSHES Zeke.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I think it is Drake.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08It is Drake. Congratulations, Zeke.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Well done, you have won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Pop round and collect it for me.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16As the quiz winner, you're also through to play the Tudor game,
0:12:16 > 0:12:20but will it be just you or will the others play too?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Let's find out.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's a single-player brainy game.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'm sorry, Ashley. Your time will come.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30So will yours, Rowan.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Let's get back down that Time Sewer. You know the way.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Seven famous Tudor types,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40five of them were beheaded on Henry's orders.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Only two died of natural causes.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46And no, an axe didn't count as a natural cause,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48even during Henry's reign.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49It is time to play...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Your challenge? To work out which five were beheaded.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Choose five names and move them to the beheaded board.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Then touch the severed Tudor head
0:12:59 > 0:13:01to find out how many you have got right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Keep trying new combinations of names
0:13:03 > 0:13:05until you have got all five, but you've got to be quick.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06You are against the clock.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Your time starts now.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10HOOTER SOUNDS
0:13:10 > 0:13:13So here goes Zeke on the Axe Factor.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15What he has to do here, Rattus,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17is work out which five of these people
0:13:17 > 0:13:20were executed by Henry VIII.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Don't forget, you can play along at home
0:13:23 > 0:13:25using the Gory Games app.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well, it is an encouraging start.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29He has got two names up there already.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33He is weighing up his options here. I like to see this.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I like to see a player
0:13:35 > 0:13:39thoroughly think through their tactics before acting.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41It pays dividends. Jane Boleyn.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45The whole Boleyn family going up there, by the look of it, Rattus.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Henry VIII did not like those Boleyns.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48There is Katherine Howard.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50This actually looks good to me.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51You have all five right.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54The severed head confirms it. Zeke has five out of five,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57and he has won a Year Sphere.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Zeke, congratulations.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Pick another Year Sphere.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05So, Anne Boleyn, Henry's wife was famously beheaded.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08And George Boleyn, Anne's brother, got the chop, too.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10As did Jane Boleyn, his wife.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13It looks like Henry was trying to collect the whole Boleyn set.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Probably Henry's favourite game, that. Unhappy Families.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- LAUGHING:- Unhappy...
0:14:19 > 0:14:20You're funny.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24So it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Here are your four Middle Ages topics.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35So, Zeke, it is your turn to pick first this time.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36- Death.- Death.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39True or false?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42After Henry II heard that Thomas Becket,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Archbishop of Canterbury, had been murdered,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47he threw a massive party.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50After King Henry II had heard that Thomas Becket had been murdered,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52he threw a massive party.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Is that true or is that false?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Let's see those answers now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58OK. Ashley and Rowan going for true.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Zeke out on his own with false.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Let's find out what the answer is.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03False.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Henry felt really guilty about Becket's death,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08and walked all the way to Canterbury
0:15:08 > 0:15:12where he was ceremoniously whipped by monks.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, Zeke off to another flying start.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Ashley, your turn to pick a topic.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Meal Time.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Meal Time.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21True or false?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23According to our Middle Ages table manners,
0:15:23 > 0:15:27it was OK to spit onto the table at mealtimes.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32Was it OK, in the Middle Ages, to spit over the table at mealtimes?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33True or false?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35The boys going for true, Rowan going for false.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Let's hear what the answer is. - It's false. It was not OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It is quite disgusting,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44although it was OK to spit onto the floor at mealtimes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Obviously.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48So, Rowan and Zeke, you have a point apiece.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Still time to catch up on this round, Ashley. Don't panic.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Rowan, it is your turn to pick a topic.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Clothes.- That is the question from Rattus Rattus.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Well, thank you. True or false?
0:16:00 > 0:16:05In castles, clothes were kept in the toilet.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Thank you, Rattus. So, true or false?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10In castles, clothes were kept in the toilet.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13This might be my favourite question ever.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Let's see that answer now, please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Well, Ashley and Rowan going for a true. Zeke on his own with false.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21What is the answer, Rattus?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25It is true. The castle toilet was called the garderobe,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28because it guarded robes.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Apparently the smell of poo and wee kept the cloth-eating moths away.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34On the minus side, of course,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36your clothes did stink of poo and wee.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37No, it is not perfect, no.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40It is not ideal, they have not thought that through properly.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Not really.- OK, final topic of this round is Tournaments.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46True or false?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Famous knight Sir William Marshall once failed
0:16:49 > 0:16:51to accept one of his jousting prizes
0:16:51 > 0:16:54because his helmet was stuck on his head.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57So, what do you think? Is that true or is that false?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Ashley and Rowan again agreeing on true.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Zeke out on his own with false. What is the actual answer, please?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07It's true.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09His helmet had been dented in the tournament,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and he was at the blacksmiths having it prised off.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15What he really needed, of course, was a can opener.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17RATTUS LAUGHS He loves it.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20That means that, Rowan, at the end of that round,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22you have won in your first Year Sphere.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Please collect it now.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Rowan, you are definitely through to play the Measly Middle Ages game,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31but will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ashley is actually praying.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35He wants to play. Let's find out if he will.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41It is an all-play Gory Game.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you. Lead the way, Zeke.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Down you go, Rowan.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh, it still stinks in here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53It's disgusting!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56William the Conqueror's funeral didn't exactly go according to plan.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59His servants stole his treasure and the church burned down.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It is time to play...
0:18:03 > 0:18:04You are William's servants.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11All the treasure is colour-coded. You must only take your own loot.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Who ever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15And you'd better be quick,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17because the church is going to burn down.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You time starts now.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21HOOTER SOUNDS
0:18:21 > 0:18:25So, Ashley, Rowan, Zeke - all about to attempt Yuckaroo.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Remember, they have to get their own colour-coded treasure
0:18:29 > 0:18:32into their own chests here. That is the point.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Ashley has made a very good start. Zeke has now levelled.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It is one apiece.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Actually, the boys are showing a real aptitude for thieving here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Well, I was just thinking anyone who has just tuned in
0:18:43 > 0:18:44might think they are watching
0:18:44 > 0:18:46the weirdest ever Crimewatch reconstruction.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49That is a very good point, actually. We are not Crimewatch.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50We should say that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54We might be on Crimewatch soon if we keep this kind of thing up.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55There is every chance.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Actually, I really want to point out
0:18:57 > 0:18:59that we are not encouraging thieving here,
0:18:59 > 0:19:00even from a dead tyrant.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01It is a bang out of order, don't do it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, I forgot to mention...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05BOOM! ..that. It is too late now.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07William the Conqueror's guts are going to explode.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I should have mentioned that. Bad, bad commentator.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Bad Rattus for not reminding me.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14The boys - oblivious to it, they carry on with their thieving,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16but Rowan, that has affected Rowan, that explosion,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19she has dropped back. She doesn't want to go near that coffin.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21She doesn't want to get covered in blood and guts,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23and why on earth should she? BELL RINGS
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- 30 seconds remaining. - There's the bell.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Thank you. 30 seconds remaining. It is neck and neck for the boys.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Rowan doesn't look like she is going to take much more treasure here.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Having said that, she has got a bit at the end there
0:19:34 > 0:19:37that she is comfortable with. She is working away feverishly.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40She's got it, but the building is now on fire.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43The building is on fire. They have got to get out of there.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45This game is nearly over.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48They need to get out of there quickly and finish the job.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49HOOOTER SOUNDS
0:19:49 > 0:19:51There's the hooter, the game is over.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53That piece won't count from Zeke,
0:19:53 > 0:19:55which means the boys have finished all square.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Welcome back, Gory Gamers. Back behind your podiums.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Rowan, you have three pieces, one of which was the wrong colour,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03so you actually got two points.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Ashley and Zeke, you got four each.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ashley, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Zeke, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17William's fat body really did explode at his funeral.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18His burial was too long after his death,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21and his body has bloated due to the warm weather.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It must have been the most disgusting thing ever.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I take it you have never seen a rotten horse carcass explode.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28That is even more brilliant.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31In many ways, we are so very different, aren't we, Rattus?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34We are.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Time for the final round.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we have got.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42It is the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Ah, well, no quirky quiz in our final round,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46it is straight to our big all-play game,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49and what a scary one we have got for you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Everybody, get back down that Time Sewer.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Well done, Zeke.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57There we go.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Cheerio, Ashley.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Manky.- Oh, it stinks.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05When Queen Victoria was no more than a child,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07grave robbing was a common crime.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09The bodies were sold to surgeons,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11who wanted to learn more about how the human body works.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13It is time to play...
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Your Vile Victorian challenge
0:21:20 > 0:21:22is to steal three bodies from the graveyard.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Get them through the railings, onto the carts,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26find the keys to the cemetery gate,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30If you hear this noise... WHISTLE BLOWS
0:21:30 > 0:21:32..then you must rush back to the cemetery
0:21:32 > 0:21:35and hide so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37A second whistle means you can go again.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:21:40 > 0:21:43and grab their dodgy money is the winner.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Three, two, one...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47HOOTER SOUNDS
0:21:47 > 0:21:50So here we go with Victorian grave-robbers.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Through the railings, then.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Zeke's going for the
0:21:53 > 0:21:56hold-it-round-the-back-and-yank-it technique.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It is almost like he is trying to do
0:21:58 > 0:22:00the Heimlich manoeuvre there, Dave.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01It is a bit late for that.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It certainly is.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I don't think that corpse
0:22:04 > 0:22:06has any chance of coming back to life.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Rowan, unfortunately, is stuck here.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, well done. Well done, Rowan.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Now onto the wobbly trolley.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Onto the wobbly trolley.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Ashley has made it to the railings.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Now he has got to unlock that gate.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21There he goes. Oh, he is like a safe-cracker, isn't he?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22He just needs to take the body
0:22:22 > 0:22:23off the trolley now
0:22:23 > 0:22:26and get it through that gate.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Oh, dear me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29He thinks he has got to wheel the trolley in.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, you know, he is not going to get
0:22:31 > 0:22:32penalised for that.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I have to say that trolley's not
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- hampered him. - It has not yet.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- He is off. - He's off and running.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39He has got one corpse and he has gone back for another.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41He is hungry for corpse. Why shouldn't he be?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Now there is the policeman's whistle.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49They have got to get out of sight very, very quickly here.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50They need to make...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I would hurry up if I were you, Rowan.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53You need to make no sound at all,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55because if you get caught grave robbing,
0:22:55 > 0:22:58you are looking at life imprisonment.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I will actually drop my voice a little bit here as well,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04just in case I were to give them away.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He is a very, very efficient-looking policeman.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Well, he has missed them, though.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13He has missed them. They have escaped life imprisonment.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15That is good news. Back to the grave robbing.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Zeke is rifling through his trousers there, looking for the key.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Zeke, notice, didn't take
0:23:20 > 0:23:23his trolley through, and as a result,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26has made up quite a bit of ground, there.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27There is a bit of a fog in the air.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29There was always a bit of a fog
0:23:29 > 0:23:30back in those days.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Fogs used to come down and just settle -
0:23:32 > 0:23:34all sorts of shenanigans you could get away with
0:23:34 > 0:23:36that under the cover of the fog.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37This sort of caper for a kick-off.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Bit of fog, grave-robbers are out in force.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Thank goodness for us they were,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44because we wouldn't have this game.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Now, then, where are we?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Zeke is wrestling with a man
0:23:47 > 0:23:50who looks like he has just played golf.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, and he is off his trolley.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- He is off his trolley. - Oh, dear me.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55But there we go.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Ashley is still doing very well.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00He is still insisting on taking that trolley.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01You see, this is where
0:24:01 > 0:24:02it is going to cost him,
0:24:02 > 0:24:04because Zeke has just nipped through
0:24:04 > 0:24:05with that second body.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Down now for the third corpse, Ashley.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08But he has been caught.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10He has been caught by Zeke now.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Rowan is struggling with her trolley.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14I should point out at this stage
0:24:14 > 0:24:17that the trolleys have an off-centred wheel.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19That is not accidental.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20We have fixed the trolley
0:24:20 > 0:24:23so they are almost impossible to push evenly
0:24:23 > 0:24:25across the terrain.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26You are absolutely right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29It is very interesting to see the different strategies there.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Zeke going backwards, Ashley going forwards,
0:24:31 > 0:24:32and now Zeke is in the lead.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Ashley is still bringing his trolley through the gate.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37That is really going to cost him, because Zeke has the bag.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39All he has to do now is get the trolley back down the other end,
0:24:39 > 0:24:41slip through the railings and he has won it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Ashley is nowhere to be seen.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Zeke passes through the railings like a ghost,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47celebrates in a slightly muted way.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You have to see, Ashley will be kicking himself
0:24:50 > 0:24:52when he watches that back.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Welcome back. What a good game. Very good game.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Zeke, you have won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You have got nowhere to put it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I suggest you grab yourself one and give it to me to hold on to.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07There we go. I will look after that. I am going to leave it right there.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It is not going to be tampered with. That is your Year Sphere.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12No-one has ever beaten the podium before.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Excellent work.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Before we go on, can I just point out to viewers that however
0:25:16 > 0:25:18badly you're doing in school,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21grave-robbing is not a sensible career option.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I think they knew that. - Well, you'd hope so, wouldn't you?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26So, time to count up those Year Sphere.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Remember, AD dates are added to your total and BC dates are subtracted
0:25:31 > 0:25:35from it, so you can still win if you get lucky with the spheres.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Ashley, let's open up your sphere.
0:25:38 > 0:25:411852 AD.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44London's first flushing loo opened to the public.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Ashley, that gets you 1852 points.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Rowan, let's see what you have got.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Can you beat Ashley?
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Oh, dear me! It's 10,000 BC.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Oh, Stone Age man domesticated dogs that year.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Around about then, anyway.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Zeke, let's see what you have got
0:26:03 > 0:26:05starting with that one.
0:26:05 > 0:26:081776 AD.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11United States' Declaration of Independence.
0:26:11 > 0:26:141533 AD.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Henry VIII married Anne Boleyn.
0:26:17 > 0:26:211815 AD, the Battle of Waterloo.
0:26:21 > 0:26:241945 AD, the end of the Second World War.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26The fifth one.
0:26:26 > 0:26:311607 AD, Jamestown colony founded in America.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Is it going to be spoiled by this Sphere?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I am going to let you open it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Let's have a look at it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44122 AD, Hadrian's Wall built.
0:26:44 > 0:26:50That means that you have a massive 8,798 points.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- That is a big number. - That is a big number.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55It means that you are today's winner,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57which means you win the star prize,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00which, despite me constantly telling him it's not good enough,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03has been plucked out of the Time Sewers
0:27:03 > 0:27:04by my hairy friend here.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06What is the big prize then, Rattus?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Will, today's prize is the perfect family pet.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Yes, all the way from an ancient Egyptian pyramid,
0:27:13 > 0:27:17it's your very own mummified cat.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22- A dead cat.- Yes, and, speaking as a rat, that is the best kind of cat.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I'm sorry, viewers, I will be having stern words afterwards.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Here you go, Zeke. Well done.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Apologies for the standard of the prize.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35It just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Zeke.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Thanks to our runners-up, Ashley and Rowan,
0:27:37 > 0:27:39and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Happy to help.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48So, did you know all the answers?
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Then prove it.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Next time, why not play along
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