Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb,

0:00:27 > 0:00:28and my assistant, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32And not forgetting my assistant, Terry the Tapeworm.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33HE LAUGHS

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Oh, stop it, Terry, that tickles, that tickles.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40This is the show where you get to test your knowledge

0:00:40 > 0:00:43of Horrible Histories, with quirky quiz questions and gory games,

0:00:43 > 0:00:47so before we learn any more about Rattus' insides...

0:00:47 > 0:00:49HE LAUGHS

0:00:49 > 0:00:50He's a tickly little worm!

0:00:50 > 0:00:54..Let's meet our Horrible Historians.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hi, my name's Mia.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Hi, my name's Lucas. - Hi, my name's Emily.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Brilliant. Lovely to see you all. All present and correct.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04And remember, you can play along, too, using the Gory Games App.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I've come up with a little Ancient Egyptian warm-up game.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Our contestants are going to race each other in a house-building

0:01:15 > 0:01:19contest, using that most common of all Egyptian building materials.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Bricks made out of dried animal poop.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Grab a brick, we're off in three ,two, one...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27No, no, no. No, we're not.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29This is a health and safety nightmare.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You can't let children handle these bricks

0:01:31 > 0:01:36if they are really made from... for heaven's sake.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Whoops.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'm going to need a clean shirt.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Horrible Histories Gory Games. #

0:01:42 > 0:01:47Right, Mia, Lucas, Emily, you are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Each Year Sphere contains a historical date and,

0:01:50 > 0:01:52at the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates will be added up

0:01:52 > 0:01:57with AD dates being added to your total and BC dates being subtracted

0:01:57 > 0:02:02from it. So if these were your Year Spheres your total would be, Rattus?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hm? Oh, a million.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06HE SIGHS

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- 735.- Oh, I thought we were rounding up to the nearest million.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12No, we're not. At the end of the show, the person with the highest

0:02:12 > 0:02:15year score will win a truly-unique historical prize.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18And it's something I've picked out myself,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20so you won't be disappointed.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Though for legal reasons, I have to tell you that you may, in fact,

0:02:23 > 0:02:25be disappointed.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26HE CHUCKLES

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Right, let's get cracking

0:02:27 > 0:02:31and, to find out what this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Aarh, the Putrid Pirates, it be.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Your four pirate topics are Disguises, Blackbeard,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Treasure and Sugar.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Mia, you get to choose first in this round.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44What will it be?

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Disguises.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Disguises.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48True or false?

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Some pirates attacked merchant ships by disguising themselves as women.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Some pirates attacked merchant ships by disguising

0:02:57 > 0:03:00themselves as women. Is that true or false?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Let's see your answers now, please.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Right, Mia and Lucas going for true, Emily going for false.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Let's hear what the actual answer is.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10It's true!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11HE LAUGHS

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Yeah. It was a good way to lure the merchant ship in, by pretending

0:03:15 > 0:03:17to be ladies in distress.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21"Oh, help me, sir, please help me, I'm a lady in distress."

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yeah, I need to work on the voice a little bit.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Just a little bit, I think, yes.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Lucas, it's your turn to pick a topic, so pick away.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'm going to go with Blackbeard.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Blackbeard.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36'Tis I, Blackbeard, the pirate. Here be my question.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40True or false?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47So, what do you think, is that true or is that false?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Show me your answers now, please.

0:03:49 > 0:03:55All going for true. Well, let's see if you're all right or all wrong.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56It's true.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Yes, and he'd chop off their whole hand if they had more than one ring.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, that's horrible!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Huh, and if the rat thinks it's horrible then it's really horrible.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Emily, your turn to choose a topic.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Er, Sugar.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13That is a prop question.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ooh, prop question, prop question.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17It's a bag of sugar.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20True or false? In the 1700s, there was

0:04:20 > 0:04:23so much sugar, it was quite worthless.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hm, so you've had a good look.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28What do you think, true or false?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30They've all gone for false.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34You're absolutely right. Sugar was one of the most precious

0:04:34 > 0:04:37things around in the 1700s, so well done.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41The question remaining in this round is on Treasure.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45True or false? When us pirates buried treasure,

0:04:45 > 0:04:51we would sometimes murder a prisoner and bury him on top of the treasure.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Eugh, that's horrible. But is it true or is it false?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58OK, all three of you agreeing on false.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Let's find out what the actual answer is.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02It's...true!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03HE LAUGHS

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Yeah. That way, if someone tried to dig up the treasure, they'd find

0:05:06 > 0:05:09a skellington and think it was just a grave.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11It worked every time.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13And that is the end of the round so, Emily,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16just for now, you're history, I'm afraid, but you two, fingers

0:05:16 > 0:05:20on your buzzers, cos we are going to have the tie-breaker question.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Beginning with the letter S,

0:05:22 > 0:05:27in the famous pirate expression, what word went before "me timbers"?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Lucas.- Shiver.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31"Shiver me timbers" is absolutely right,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34time for you to choose your Year Sphere.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Ugh. Heave, heave, heave, heave, heave, heave.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Lucas, come and collect your Year Sphere.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42You really don't want to get one with a Stone Age

0:05:42 > 0:05:45date inside, as that could mean a few million minus points.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Ooh, nice one, or maybe not.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE LAUGHS

0:05:50 > 0:05:51So, winning the quiz

0:05:51 > 0:05:55means that Lucas is automatically through to play the pirate game,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's a single-player silly game

0:06:04 > 0:06:05waiting for you at the

0:06:05 > 0:06:07other end of that Time Sewer.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09You'd better get down there and find out what it is.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm rather keen on this next game.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's time to play...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Pirate ships were infested with rats,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27disease-ridden and tapeworm-carrying.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oi, you leave Terry out of this.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31And your job is to whack 'em.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Whack 15 rats in the time limit, to win the Year Sphere.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Are you ready? Your time starts now.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38HOOTER SOUNDS

0:06:38 > 0:06:40So, Lucas begins Whack A Rat

0:06:40 > 0:06:43and poor old Rattus Rattus in the commentary box just can't watch.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45RATTUS CRIES

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Don't punish yourself, Rattus, I'll deal with this one.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50An excellent strike from Lucas. Off to a fine start.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54I'm afraid to say, Rattus, he's rather enjoying himself out there.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57There's another one, another one takes it on the bonce.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00There was a cheeky one popping his head up there

0:07:00 > 0:07:01and he wasn't looking.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh, they're both there and he didn't quite get over in time to strike.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Oh, he got that one all right,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07though, lovely little blow, that was.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, Rattus Rattus, it's a shame you can't watch this cos it's good fun.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15Oh! he's going to have a headache tomorrow.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I fear that may be optimism, but there's plenty of rats that

0:07:18 > 0:07:20aren't being bopped on the head. There's going to be

0:07:20 > 0:07:23thousands of them. This is just a little, tiny selection who,

0:07:23 > 0:07:27admittedly, are being pretty badly beaten, but the majority are fine.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Do you know what, Dave?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32It's actually quite fun, if I just imagine they're cats.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Yeah, you keep doing that, Rattus.

0:07:34 > 0:07:3530 seconds remaining.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Some of these rats are actually enjoying it. That one with the

0:07:39 > 0:07:43eye patch is certainly enjoying it, he's a cheeky little rat, that one.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ooh!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's OK, Rattus, that was a glancing blow, he'll live.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50He may not be quite the same rat he was before but he'll certainly live.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54As will Lucas who needs just one more and he's done it, he's done it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Oh, there's one after the buzzer there, that was gratuitous,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59but it doesn't detract from the fact that he's won.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Well done. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I'm afraid to say the down side is that Rattus is no longer

0:08:05 > 0:08:07speaking to you.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Sorry, Rattus.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Of course, rat hunts weren't the only way that pirates

0:08:11 > 0:08:13tackled their rodent problems.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Many crews had a ship's cat to catch the rats for them.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19On to Round two, then and, to find out what's up next,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24It's the Gorgeous Georgians.

0:08:24 > 0:08:29Here are your all-important Georgian topics - Fashion, Monkeys,

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Nelson and Punishments.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Lucas, it's your turn to pick first. What's it going to be?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Monkeys.- Monkeys.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39What was a Georgian powder monkey?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41A, a woman who wore too much make-up,

0:08:41 > 0:08:46B, a boy who carried gunpowder on ships or C, a circus monkey?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Was it A, a woman who wore too much make-up,

0:08:50 > 0:08:55B, a boy who carried gunpowder on ships or C, a circus monkey?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Mia and Lucas agreeing with B, Emily on C.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Let's find out who's right.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01The answer is B.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04A powder monkey was a boy who carried gunpowder on battleships,

0:09:04 > 0:09:08they could run fast and made smaller targets for the enemy.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Horrible, but true. Emily, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Fashion.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Fashion.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17In Georgian times, what was a macaroni?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20A, a travelling performer, B, a pasta salesman or C,

0:09:20 > 0:09:25a man who wore make-up and tight clothes?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Was it A, a travelling performer, B, a pasta salesman or C,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32a man who wore make-up and tight clothes?

0:09:32 > 0:09:37Emily and Lucas agreeing on C, Mia out on her own on A.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Let's see what the answer is.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40The answer is, of course, C,

0:09:40 > 0:09:43a macaroni was a thoroughly-fashionable man, who wore

0:09:43 > 0:09:45make-up and tight clothes.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47So, points there for Emily and Lucas.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Mia, it's your turn to choose a topic next.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Punishments.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Punishments. That is a prop question.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Prop question, prop question!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59There it is, it is a whip.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01For a serious crime on board a Georgian ship, you could be

0:10:01 > 0:10:05beaten by a nine-stranded whip called a what?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Was it A, a cat o'nine tails, B,

0:10:08 > 0:10:12a back-stinger or C, a nine-a-line-a?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I know the answer, I know the answer.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16RATTUS CACKLES

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Let's see you answers now, please.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Mia going with A, the other two of you agreeing on B.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25The answer is A,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29it is a cat o' nine tails.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Proving that when something is really evil, it's always got

0:10:32 > 0:10:35the letters C, A, T in it.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I think that's just coincidence, personally.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Mia and Lucas neck-and-neck, with two points, Emily on one,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43but there's a question remaining, so all is still to play for.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46The final question this round is on Nelson.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48OK, here we go, good luck.

0:10:57 > 0:11:03A, he was scared of water, B, he got horribly seasick or C,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06he was petrified of seagulls?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09So was it A, that he was scared of water, was it B, that he

0:11:09 > 0:11:14got horribly seasick, or was it C, that he was petrified of seagulls?

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Everybody completely in agreement, they're all going for B.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Let's see if you're all right or all wrong.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24The answer is B,

0:11:24 > 0:11:27he used to get horribly seasick.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29There you go, you were all absolutely right

0:11:29 > 0:11:34and I notice that Mia and Lucas have once again tied.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Bad luck, Emily, I'm sorry to say you're not

0:11:36 > 0:11:38involved in the buzzer round this time.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39It's the tie-break question.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Beginning with the letter F, which European country was

0:11:43 > 0:11:45ruled by Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46France.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48France is the correct answer,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Lucas, you've won yourself another Year Sphere. Go and collect it.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Lucas, as the quiz winner,

0:11:54 > 0:11:56you're also through to play the Georgian Game

0:11:56 > 0:12:00but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Let's find out.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's an all-play silly game.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08So, that means it's off

0:12:08 > 0:12:11down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Lead 'em off, Emily.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Oh, what an interesting entrance that was.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16HE LAUGHS

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Headfirst there.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Oh!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20And there we go.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now, Georgian people

0:12:22 > 0:12:24famously loved to wear wigs - the bigger the better.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29The only problem was that most of the wigs were alive with bugs.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's time to play...

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Loads of fleas and lice will be

0:12:34 > 0:12:36flinging themselves from a giant Georgian wig.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39You have to catch as many bugs in your hairnet as possible.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Are you ready? Let the flea flinging begin.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46HOOTER SOUNDS

0:12:46 > 0:12:49So, here we go with the Georgian Flea Fling and here come the bugs

0:12:49 > 0:12:51and the lice and the creepy crawlies.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52And as they all come raining down,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I should remind you that you can, of course, play along at home,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57with the Gory Games App.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Now, Rattus, you must have a few of these bugs?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I certainly do, Dave, but I have to say I'm quite happy,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05they pay their rent on time and they don't annoy the neighbours.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Good for them. Like to hear about upstanding bugs.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10What do you feel, Rattus? Do you think maybe planting

0:13:10 > 0:13:14yourself in one position might be the trick to this game?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That would be foolhardy, I think, cos the fleas

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and the lice are less likely to jump in the same position.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, our contestants certainly all moving about quite a lot.

0:13:23 > 0:13:2530 seconds remaining.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27And as if to prove my point, there they are

0:13:27 > 0:13:29coming from the left and from the right, to the

0:13:29 > 0:13:32left again, the right, then the middle, then left

0:13:32 > 0:13:34and right and the kids are all over the place.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh, lovely knee slide there from Lucas,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39What a terrific catch that was, sliding on his knees like some

0:13:39 > 0:13:42sort of celebrating footballer. But I fear that may turn out to be

0:13:42 > 0:13:44a consolation for him because Emily is a long...

0:13:44 > 0:13:45HOOTER SOUNDS

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Time's up.- ..way out in front at the moment and there's the hooter

0:13:48 > 0:13:50and look at that, Emily's got an absolute net-full.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Welcome back, gamers.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Well, that was superb. Emily, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01All posh Georgians wore wigs,

0:14:01 > 0:14:04but Georgian women's wigs could be enormous,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07and some of them contained real fruit as decoration.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Over to the Gory Grid, to find out what's up next.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Here are your four Middle Ages topics - Crime, The Plague,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Toads and Monks.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Emily, it's your turn to pick first in this round,

0:14:23 > 0:14:25what are you going to pick?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Crime.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Crime.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32In 1317, a traveller was robbed of £200 whilst journeying

0:14:32 > 0:14:36to London, but what was unusual about the robbers?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39A, they were dressed as chickens, B, they were children

0:14:39 > 0:14:42or C, they were monks?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44HE LAUGHS

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Let's see your answers now, please.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Lovely,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50the girls agreeing on C, Lucas on his own with B.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Let's find out who's right.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52The answer is C,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54they were all monks.

0:14:54 > 0:14:59The first, but not the last, criminals to wear hoodies.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02OK, Mia, it's your turn to choose a topic.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04The Plague.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05The Plague.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08The terrible disease, the bubonic plague,

0:15:08 > 0:15:12arrived in Britain in 1348, but what did we call it?

0:15:12 > 0:15:18A, the Devil's Spit, B, the Black Death or C, the Man Flu?

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Was it A, the Devil's Spit, was it B, the Black Death, or was it C,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25the Man Flu?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yes, you've all agreed.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Anyway, let's see if you're all right or all wrong.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33The answer is B, we called it the Black Death

0:15:33 > 0:15:36because of the dark blotches it made on a victim's skin.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38No, no, I'm fine.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42SHE COUGHS

0:15:42 > 0:15:43She's very far from fine.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45But your performances were very fine

0:15:45 > 0:15:47because you all had a point in that round.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Lucas, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm going to go with Monks.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Monks.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57How did monks keep the bald patch in the middle of their heads?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01A, they polished it with a piece of rock, or B, they would burn

0:16:01 > 0:16:07it off with molten wax, or C, they had it grazed by a miniature sheep?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14OK, Mia and Emily agreeing on A, Lucas again out on his own with C.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Let's see who's right.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17The answer is A,

0:16:17 > 0:16:22they polished it with a pumice stone - a sort of volcanic rock.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Is that what you use, Dave,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25or do you have a miniature sheep in your pocket?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27I have a miniature sheep...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I find it works for me.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Mia and Emily, you are on three points each.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35There's only one question left in this round, it's on Toads

0:16:35 > 0:16:37and it is a prop question.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ooh, goody!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42There is the prop, you'll have to trust me,

0:16:42 > 0:16:43there's a toad in that bag.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47A dried toad in the bag worn around the neck was a Middle Ages

0:16:47 > 0:16:49cure for what?

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Was it A, bleeding inside the body, B, sleeplessness or C, warts?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Here's a clue. It's either A, B or C.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59OK.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04Mia and Lucas have gone for C, Emily has gone for B.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05The answer is A,

0:17:05 > 0:17:11bleeding inside the body. No points scored in that particular game.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13That means that, at the end of that round,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Mia and Emily are in a tie-break situation.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Lucas, for now, you're history, but you've already got

0:17:19 > 0:17:21three spheres, so that shouldn't trouble you unduly.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Mia and Emily, let's get those fingers on the buzzers.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Beginning with the letter J, what word is the name

0:17:27 > 0:17:30of the contest in which two medieval knights on horses...

0:17:30 > 0:17:31SNEEZING SOUND

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Mia.- Jousting.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Jousting is absolutely right, Mia,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37well done, you've won yourself your first Year Sphere.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Come and collect it.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42So, Mia, you're through to play the Victorian Game,

0:17:42 > 0:17:45but will it be an all-play or a single-player game?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Let's find out right now.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52It's an all-play Gory Game,

0:17:52 > 0:17:53so that means it's off

0:17:53 > 0:17:56down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Lead us off, Emily.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01What a lovely entrance that was.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Now, then, William the Conqueror was a huge bully

0:18:04 > 0:18:06so not many people were upset

0:18:06 > 0:18:08when his funeral didn't go according to plan.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11His servants stole his treasure and the church burned down.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's time to play...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17You are William's servants

0:18:17 > 0:18:19and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own colour.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere,

0:18:26 > 0:18:30and you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Your time starts now.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33HOOTER SOUNDS

0:18:33 > 0:18:34So, off we go with Yuckaroo.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38It's interesting, both girls have gone straight for the candlestick.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40There's a good twisting action there, isn't there, Rattus?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Excellent twisting action there, Dave.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Absolutely, you want to be going counter-clockwise, of course.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Emily wins the twist-off.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50And late to the party is Lucas.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53The twist-off's over, Lucas, it's all over

0:18:53 > 0:18:55and you've come third on this occasion.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Should just say that stealing is of course bad, remember that, everyone.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Everybody's now got a candlestick.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04I suppose they're quite easy to sell on, aren't they, Rattus?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I think they probably are, Dave. Everybody likes a good

0:19:06 > 0:19:09candlestick, particularly if you've got a lot of candles.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Yeah, absolutely, and once it's appeared on TV, that's only going

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- to increase its value.- And, in fact,

0:19:14 > 0:19:16if you couldn't sell it, you could melt it down

0:19:16 > 0:19:21and fashion it into a bracelet, a brooch or buckles for your shoes.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Indeed, a trinket of your choice.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26It certainly is quite a quiet and slow game,

0:19:26 > 0:19:30I wish there was something we'd thought of to spice this game up.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Like that.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Argh.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Oh... And the guts have gone, William the Conqueror's belly

0:19:36 > 0:19:40has exploded there and Mia copped for quite a lot of that.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43I have to say, Lucas didn't bat an eyelid,

0:19:43 > 0:19:46he just carried on fiddling with his goblet there and he's got it off.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oh, and he's done it, he's done it, he's got the goblet.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Well done. Very good work there from Lucas.

0:19:50 > 0:19:5130 seconds remaining.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54And with just 30 seconds remaining now, it is actually

0:19:54 > 0:19:56very, very close indeed.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58This has rather crept up on us,

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Rattus, but it's very tight at the top.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Mia fractionally ahead, at this point,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04but people thieving things left, right and centre. They're just

0:20:04 > 0:20:07flying out of the tomb of William the Conqueror now, these treasures.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Oh, and there's the fire! The church is now on fire

0:20:11 > 0:20:13so the competition is drawing to a close.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16They really need to steal these last few pieces.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19There's a last-minute piece going in from Emily there.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Is it too little, too late?

0:20:21 > 0:20:22- HOOTER SOUNDS - Time's up.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Think it might be, yes, it's all over

0:20:24 > 0:20:26and Mia has just about edged it.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28# Horrible Histories Gory Games. #

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Welcome back, gamers. Back behind those podiums for me.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34I thought you all did extremely well there.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38I can tell you, tied with five were Lucas and Emily.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41With six, our winner was Mia.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Mia.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45All that blood on your arm was worth it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Lovely. Time for the final round.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Over to the Gory Grid, one last time, to find out who we've got.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58No quirky quiz, of course, in our final round.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's straight to our big all-play game.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Everyone, get down that Time Sewer.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06What a scary one we've got for you all.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Ladies first.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11What an absolute gentleman.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Hard to believe, but grave robbers

0:21:16 > 0:21:18would steal dead bodies to sell to surgeons keen to

0:21:18 > 0:21:21experiment on corpses, to learn how the human body works.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22It's time to play...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28You are a rotten robber. Your challenge - to steal three bodies

0:21:28 > 0:21:31from the graveyard, get them through the railings, onto the carts, find

0:21:31 > 0:21:35the key to the cemetery gate and get them onto the surgeon's table.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37If you hear this noise...

0:21:37 > 0:21:38WHISTLE

0:21:38 > 0:21:41..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide,

0:21:41 > 0:21:43so the policeman doesn't spot you.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45A second whistle means you can go again.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47First to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table

0:21:47 > 0:21:50and grab their dodgy money is the winner.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Three, two, one.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54HOOTER SOUNDS

0:21:54 > 0:21:57So, off go the grave robbers and there they go.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Leg-first option being taken very nicely there by Emily,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03and look out, look at Lucas' technique here,

0:22:03 > 0:22:06he seems to be trying to get a piggy back off the body there.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Well, that's an extraordinary technique, isn't it, Rattus?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It is extraordinary, Dave.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Quite, quite remarkable, but it's worked for him, he's managed

0:22:14 > 0:22:18to get the corpse through the fence there and Mia struggling

0:22:18 > 0:22:21away as well, of course, but there's Emily working away with the key.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Look at the cobwebs on there, how many spiders do you think

0:22:24 > 0:22:26it's taken to get all those cobwebs on there, Rattus?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Er, just the one, he's very industrious.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I'll say he is, he's been working overtime and then some.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Emily brings the whole trolley through,

0:22:35 > 0:22:38so now she doesn't need to do that. She won't get penalised

0:22:38 > 0:22:42for doing it but it is wasting a lot of her time and it has meant that

0:22:42 > 0:22:47Lucas has been able to overtake her. Well, that could be vital later on.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Mia, however, can't find her key. Dear, oh, dear.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53The others carrying on bravely.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Lucas is having a dance with his corpse, interesting.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Mia still struggling, it's on the end of that chain

0:22:58 > 0:23:00which you can just see coming out the pocket there.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Emily not troubled with any of that.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, look at this, I'm a bit worried about Mia here.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Lucas has now...the dance is over and he's started kicking him

0:23:09 > 0:23:11through the fence, which I think is a much better option.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Oh, look out, a corpse has fallen off Emily's trolley

0:23:14 > 0:23:16but she's quickly put that back on.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18WHISTLE

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Now here's the policeman. Everybody's got to get back quick.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Get back, get out of sight and keep very, very quiet.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28And here comes the bobby now.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Here comes the shifty-looking Peeler.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34He's trying to arrest our three grave robbers,

0:23:34 > 0:23:37but I have to say, he's not particularly observant.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Not only has he missed the grave robbers, but he seems not to

0:23:40 > 0:23:43have spotted the corpses which are littering the floor around him.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45WHISTLE

0:23:45 > 0:23:47You can come out now. And here they come

0:23:47 > 0:23:49and they're straight back into it. They can continue

0:23:49 > 0:23:52with their grave robbing, which is good news for us.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55There's the second corpse being delivered by Emily.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57She's really in the lead.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Now, Mia, really, the key is on the end of that chain,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02which you've had in your hand for quite some time now.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04You really do need to look closely at the end of that chain.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Two bodies now for Lucas.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09He's a little behind, but he's still in this.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Emily very, very much in the lead. That's her final corpse being

0:24:12 > 0:24:15dragged through the railings right now.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Lucas catching up to her, but still a little way behind.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22This is very good. It's looking excellent for Emily.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25It's looking hopeless for Mia, who simply can't see the key

0:24:25 > 0:24:28which we can all see right in front of her face,

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Oh, she's going to be furious when she watches this back.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Oh, it's a foregone conclusion now. Emily has delivered the third,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38but wait a minute, she's just got to pick that bag of money up.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, she thinks she's got to undo the knot.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43This could be a catastrophic misunderstanding of the rules from

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Emily, because Lucas is right behind her. He's just got to pick that

0:24:46 > 0:24:49bag up. That's what he's meant to do, pick the bag up. He's done it.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52All he's got to do is get through the railings and he's won it.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54And too late, Emily realises her mistake. It's too late,

0:24:54 > 0:24:59because Lucas has beaten her by a whisker and there he is,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01the greatest grave robber in town.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Welcome back.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Lucas, help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10HE CHUCKLES

0:25:10 > 0:25:13What did you think, Emily. Did you think you'd won it?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16The string was attached to the bag and I tried to undo the string.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18But you had to take it off the hook and when Lucas took

0:25:18 > 0:25:21it off the hook, I was like, "Ah, right, take it off the hook."

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Dave, Dave, what did one corpse say to the other?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I don't know, what did one corpse say to the other?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Nothing, he was dead. Keep up.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Time to count up those Year Spheres and, remember,

0:25:33 > 0:25:38AD years are added to your total and BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41So, Mia, let's see what you've got in those spheres.

0:25:41 > 0:25:491587 AD, the execution of Mary, Queen of Scots.

0:25:49 > 0:25:5478 AD, the Romans conquered Wales.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59Mia, you have a total of 1,665 points.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01That's what you've got to beat, Lucas.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Let's see what's in your first sphere.

0:26:04 > 0:26:101867 AD, the invention of antiseptic for surgery that year.

0:26:12 > 0:26:17305 BC, Alexander the Great conquered Egypt that year,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19so that's a negative score.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Let's have a look at the third one.

0:26:21 > 0:26:271438 AD, the Incan Empire began in Peru.

0:26:27 > 0:26:341792 AD, gas lighting was invented.

0:26:34 > 0:26:40That means you have an excellent total of 4,792.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Emily, I don't think you can beat that but let's have a look.

0:26:44 > 0:26:49It's 1086 AD, the Domesday Book was completed that year.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53That means that today's winner,

0:26:53 > 0:26:57with a total of 4,792 points, is Lucas.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yes!

0:26:59 > 0:27:01And he goes home with our star prize, which promises to be simply

0:27:01 > 0:27:05amazing, but then breaks its promise and turns out to be some old

0:27:05 > 0:27:09rubbish fished out of the Time Sewer by my good colleague, Rattus.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, I think you'll agree that finding this prize was

0:27:12 > 0:27:17a truly incredible feat, or rather a truly incredible foot.

0:27:17 > 0:27:23Yes, it's that Roman delicacy, a roast camel foot.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25HE LAUGHS

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Who in their right mind would want a camel's foot?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Well, I reckon the camel wouldn't mind it back.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31HE LAUGHS

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Congratulations, Lucas.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Yes, well done, Lucas. I'm so sorry it's so weird.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Well, that's fine.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39Are you happy with it?

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Yeah.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Lucas,

0:27:43 > 0:27:47and thanks also to our magnificent runners-up, Mia and Emily

0:27:47 > 0:27:49and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51My absolute pleasure.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58Next time, why not play along, by downloading the Gory Games App

0:27:58 > 0:28:01from the CBBC website?

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