0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then, let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- and my assistant, Rattus Rattus. Rattus?- Hm?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, sorry, I was just preparing dinner.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Oh, yeah? What are you having?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Cockroach.- Ooh, lovely.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38How do you prepare a cockroach for dinner, exactly?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ooh, I say, "Hello. Nice to meet you. Now, I'm going to eat you".
0:00:41 > 0:00:43LAUGHTER
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Yes.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47This is the show where he makes bad jokes, while I test your knowledge
0:00:47 > 0:00:50of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions and Gory Games.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54So, let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm Jack!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Maisy!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hi, I'm Okechukwu!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Excellent. Everybody's here.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Want to play along at home, too?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Then, get the brilliant Gory Games app
0:01:04 > 0:01:06from the CBBC website.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Right, Jack, Maisy, Okechukwu, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Each Year Sphere contains a historical date.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15At the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates will be added up,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:17 > 0:01:20and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22So, if these were your Year Spheres,
0:01:22 > 0:01:24we'd add 1,215,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27then subtract 480, giving us a total of, Rattus?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29735.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Right. Well...well, that's right. How did you do that?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Well, I added the 1 to the 8.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Put the 12 and the 4 into the tens column, carried the 0...
0:01:36 > 0:01:37And, while you're distracted with that,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'd sneak a look at the answers on your autocue!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41LAUGHTER
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Yeah, very clever.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:45 > 0:01:47will win a unique, amazing prize.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Ha! I pulled it out of the Time Sewers myself.- Yeah, that's right.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So, your prize is hundreds of years old, was found in the sewers
0:01:53 > 0:01:57and, worse still, it's also had his grubby little hands all over it.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oi! Technically, they are not hands.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- They're feet.- Whatever.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Right, let's get cracking.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And, to find out who this round is about,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And your four Egyptian topics are...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19So, Jack, you get to pick first. Have a little pick.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Fashion. - Let's hear the question.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26What was a popular Egyptian hair fashion for women? Was it...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28A, wear a wig with a wax cone on it?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31B, shampoo your hair with crocodile wee?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Or C, dangle onions and radishes from your plaits?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37So, is that A, B or C?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Let's see those answers now, please.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42They've all agreed on A.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Let's find out if they are all right or all wrong.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45The answer is...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- A, wear a wig with a melted wax cone on it.- Yes!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50The cone was perfumed, too, apparently.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm not a woman.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Fantastic. What a great start. A point apiece.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Everybody is off the mark.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Maisy, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Tombs.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Tombs. Let's hear the question.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03The question is...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Ooh, ooh, ooh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I know the answer! I know the answer!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Oh, they're all in total agreement again. Let's see if they are right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32The answer is...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- A, The Book of the Dead. - ALL:- Yes!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38OK, Okechukwu, your turn to choose a topic.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Can I have Myths, please?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- IN POSH VOICE: - Oh, thank you.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- RATTUS CLEARS HIS THROAT - According to Egyptian myth,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49why did the sun go down every night? Was it...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52A, because it was drowned by the moon?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56B, it was swallowed by a cow goddess?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Or C...
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- IN TIRED VOICE: - it got sleepy and needed a rest?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You read that beautifully, Rattus.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07But is the answer A, B or C? Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Look at that. The boys agreeing with B.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Maisy out on her own with A.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Rattus, what's the answer?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, I can tell you the answer is...
0:04:16 > 0:04:17B!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, it was swallowed by a cow goddess.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22The goddess of the sky, Nut.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I thought the cow was supposed to jump over the moon,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27not swallow the sun.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Slight misunderstanding.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32The final topic in this round is War and this is your question...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36To prove how many men they'd killed in battle,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Egyptian soldiers used to cut off and keep what?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41A, the left-hand?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42B, the right hand?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Or C, the head?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Was it A, the left-hand?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47B, the right hand.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Or C, the head?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Let's see your answers now, please. Look at that.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Maisy and Jack agreeing with B.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Okechukwu on his own with C.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58What's the answer?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59The answer is...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01B, the right hand.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Mm.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Ooh! It's horrible, but it's true.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08And what that means, at the end of the first round,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10is that Jack, with a maximum total of 4,
0:05:10 > 0:05:11has won the first Year Sphere.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14RATTUS HUMS
0:05:14 > 0:05:15RATTUS SIGHS
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Come on, Jack. Come on down and choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Is that the one you're going for? Yeah?- Yeah.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Excellent choice.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Or maybe not.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25RATTUS HUMS
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Yes, you do not want one with a Stone Age date in it,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31because that could be worth a few million minus points.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35So, winning the quiz means that Jack is automatically through to play
0:05:35 > 0:05:38the Egyptian game, but will he be alone
0:05:38 > 0:05:40or will the others get to play, too? Let's find out.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's an All Play brainy game,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51which means all of you are heading off down that Time Sewer.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Go on, Okechukwu, lead the way.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Cowabunga!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, cowabunga, indeed. Go on, Maisy.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- It stinks! - "Stinks". Go on, Jack.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Poo-wee!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02DAVE LAUGHS
0:06:02 > 0:06:04THEY TALK No one is entirely sure exactly how
0:06:04 > 0:06:06the Egyptians built the Great Pyramids,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09but one thing is for certain - it was nothing like this.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yes, it's time to play...
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Pyramid Puzzle!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Nine blocks, your challenge is to work out
0:06:15 > 0:06:16which block goes where.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18We've even put the first block in place
0:06:18 > 0:06:19for you to help you along.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21First to finish wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23So, ready, steady...
0:06:23 > 0:06:25get building! HORN BLARES
0:06:25 > 0:06:27So, here we go then, with Pyramid Puzzle.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Obviously, Rattus, the thing they are looking to do here
0:06:30 > 0:06:33is get the large pieces at the bottom, isn't it?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That's right, the point to this game, Dave,
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- is, in fact, the point. - Absolutely.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Okechukwu having a look at that piece from every conceivable angle.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Really was rotating it there, wasn't he, Rattus?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48The problem is with this game, Dave, if you just spend all your time
0:06:48 > 0:06:52considering one piece, you don't get anywhere.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54The best thing to do is push them all together
0:06:54 > 0:06:56and keep kicking them until they fit.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, that's your theory, Rattus. And I'd...
0:06:59 > 0:07:01keep it to yourself, if I were you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Jack starting again, good.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06It's probably worth remembering that it did take 20 years
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- for the Egyptians to build the Pyramids.- Yes.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11You have to say, these three will probably be through
0:07:11 > 0:07:12in half the time.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13LAUGHTER
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Although, having said that...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Have you got a clock on this, Rattus?- Yeah, there you go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I've got to be out after this.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Blocks everywhere, here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Nothing in the way of geometric shapes, as yet.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Although, wait a second! There we go!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Jack, I'm delighted to say, has completed the ground floor
0:07:37 > 0:07:39of his pyramid. Now we are getting somewhere.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Jack is very much in the lead.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45But Maisy is rallying nicely herself.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48This is developing into a nice little battle.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Maisy's got the ground floor, too.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Okechukwu, sadly, hasn't, yet.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55He seems to be lagging behind here, Okechukwu.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57He really has got to pull his finger out
0:07:57 > 0:08:00if he wants to feature in this contest.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Of course, the Ancient Egyptians themselves
0:08:03 > 0:08:07were often paid in radishes and garlic for building their Pyramids.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Not sure Okechukwu even deserves half a spring onion
0:08:10 > 0:08:11for what he's managed.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14A very disappointing salad he's going to be giving to his friends.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Unlike Jack, because look at this!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19His second level is now complete.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22He just has three more pieces to construct!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Surely it's only a matter of time? Only Maisy can catch him now.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Because, down at the other end,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Okechukwu is destroying what little pyramid he had in the first place.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33There is, literally, two pieces on him.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Jack has only got one piece left. Just the pinnacle of the pyramid...
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- And it's there!- There it is!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- It's there. Jack's the winner!- There it is!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Jack has completed his pyramid
0:08:41 > 0:08:43and look at that celebration!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46It's a, kind of, mixture of dancing and boxing and...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48being a bit silly.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50And Okechukwu is distraught.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52MUMMY GROANS
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well done, Jack. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57And did you know that the great Pyramid of Giza
0:08:57 > 0:09:00is big enough to cover eight football pitches?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- That's humongous!- Yes, it is.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Right, time for Round Two.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And, to find out what is up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12So, you all look pretty happy about the Georgians.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Have you all revised them? - Yes.- Yes.- No.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Oh, Jack, you haven't.- No.- Bad luck.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17The other two are right up for it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Here are your four Georgian topics...
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Maisy, it's your turn to pick first, this time.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- What are you going to have? - Can I have Women, please?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Women.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32True or False?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Women were only allowed to vote in elections in Georgian times
0:09:35 > 0:09:37if they were rich.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Honestly! History, you couldn't make it up.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Is that true or is that false?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Let's see your answer now, please.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48So, Maisy and Okechukwu going for True.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Jack for False. What is the answer?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51It's...
0:09:51 > 0:09:52False.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Obviously, no women were allowed to vote in Georgian Britain!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Only male landowners, like me.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- HE CHUCKLES - Mm!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02What a horrible man.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Okechukwu, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Can I have Death, please?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09True or False?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13In 1830, William Huskisson died in the first-ever air balloon accident?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15So, is that true or false?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19William Huskisson died in 1830
0:10:19 > 0:10:22in the first-ever air balloon accident?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Interesting. The boys agreeing on True.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Maisy out on her own with False.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What's the actual answer?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29It's false.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Huskisson was run over by one of the first-ever trains.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34RATTUS MIMICS TRAIN HORN
0:10:37 > 0:10:39A train impression there, from Rattus.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Jack, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I would like Kings, please.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Is this true or is it false?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54King George I spoke next to no English.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Is that true or is that false?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's see those answers now, please.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Boys agreeing again on True.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Maisy thinks that's False. What's the actual answer?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05It's...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07true!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's right. He was actually German.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And, despite being King of Britain, he never bothered to learn English.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You've never bothered to learn Rat, have you, Dave?- I can't say have.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17RATTUS SPEAKS RAT
0:11:17 > 0:11:18LAUGHTER
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I dread to think what he just said.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23The final question is on Smugglers.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25And it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26True or False?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Georgian smugglers used to get valuable lace into the country
0:11:30 > 0:11:33by hiding it up a pig's bottom?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37So, what do you think? True or False?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41This might be my most favouritest question ever!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Jack and Maisy have gone for True.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Okechukwu goes with False.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What the answer, Rattus?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh! It's...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52false! Ha!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56But Georgian smugglers did used to stuff lace down a goose's neck.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- LAUGHTER - I'm guessing, if you hid lace
0:11:58 > 0:12:01up a pig's bum, it wouldn't be so pretty afterwards.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03LAUGHTER I think you're absolutely right.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04That's the end of the round.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And we see that the boys have a tie on their hands,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09with two points each.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11But fingers on buzzers, Jack and Okechukwu,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13because we are going to our tie-break question...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Beginning with the letter W,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18name the type of boots named after the British general
0:12:18 > 0:12:19who defeated...? Okechukwu? TOILET FLUSH
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Wellingtons.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Wellington is absolutely right, well done.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So, Okechukwu is through to play the Georgian game,
0:12:30 > 0:12:31but will he be playing alone,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34or will he play with everyone? Let's find out.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's an All Play silly game.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44So, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Lead off, Okechukwu.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yippee kai yay!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Stinks!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Stinky winky!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Stinky winky, indeed.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54DOOR CLANGS
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Now, Georgian wigs were huge. THEY GROAN
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And with huge wigs came a huge problem -
0:12:59 > 0:13:01the number of bugs that called the wig home.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's time to play...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Flea Fling!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Loads of fleas and lice will be flinging themselves
0:13:07 > 0:13:09from a giant Georgian wig.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12You have to catch as many bugs in your wig as possible.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Are you ready? It's time to fling those fleas!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20HORN BLARES Here we go with the Flea Flinger!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21They're all out straightaway.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Lots of fleas and bugs and lice
0:13:23 > 0:13:26and all sorts of things coming out of there.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27And Okechukwu's made a good start.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29There's one already clinging to his wig.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You know you can play along at home, using the Gory Games app,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35without having to worry about fleas clinging to your hair.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38They are little clingers, Dave, it has to be said.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Ho-ho! And Jack's got one in front of his face.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42There's one hanging off Jack's wig.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43And it's obscuring his view.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45But, to be honest, it's helping him.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I don't know how that works. How does that work?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'm not sure. The danglers are a bit odd there, Dave.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Sometimes they help, sometimes they hinder.- That's danglers for you.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Okechukwu and Jack neck and neck. Well, Jack just forging ahead.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Forging ahead again. Nothing so far for Maisy.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02But there's still time left.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05And, to be honest, Rattus, it's a very tricky game, this, isn't it?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06It's not as easy as it looks.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You've got to keep your eye on the flea,
0:14:08 > 0:14:09but then not look at them.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You have to look to see where they're coming from.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12But you have to remember to tip
0:14:12 > 0:14:14your head forward, in order to
0:14:14 > 0:14:15- catch the little blighters! - If you don't,
0:14:15 > 0:14:17you'll cop yourself a flea in the face.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18And, because your face
0:14:18 > 0:14:20isn't made of Velcro... CLOCK CHIMES
0:14:20 > 0:14:21..it will not stick.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23That's right. It'll just bounce right off.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24It will.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh, and Maisy's got one! Excellent. Excellent stuff.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29There's another one. Oh, she's on fire now!
0:14:29 > 0:14:33But Jack is stretching his lead, ever so slightly.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34He's 6-5 up.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, there's a rush of them.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39That probably means the end of the game is approaching.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Jack's gone 2 points clear!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43That could be a crucial lead, at this stage.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Okechukwu gets one, Maisy gets one.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48HORN BLARES Oh, it's terribly close,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50but just hanging on, and winning the Flea Fling,
0:14:50 > 0:14:51it's Jack!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54He's got a wig full of lice, he's got a broad grin
0:14:54 > 0:14:56and he's got a flea obscuring his face.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Back behind your podiums. THEY SIGH
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Maisy, you were going for them with your face a little bit.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Did you...?- I needed to see where they were.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06You have to move your head a bit forward,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08cos if you look, it will hit your face, not your head.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Jack, you had one ACROSS your face. How did you see anything?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14It was just... I saw fleas, lots of fleas, lots of fleas.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16And just wafting it about. It was so funny.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Excellent. So, Jack, help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Georgian wig fashion changed over the decades.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Long wigs were popular until the 1760s and then the fashion changed
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- to shorter wigs.- Does that mean that people took the wigs in for
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- a haircut?- I'll press on, if I may?- Oh, yes, please do.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Lovely... Over to the Gory Grid, then,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- to find out what's up next. - It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41And here are your all-important Viking topics...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49So, Okechukwu, it's your turn to choose first,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- what are you having? - I would like to choose Viking Myth.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Let's hear that question, it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Certainly is...
0:15:56 > 0:15:57CLEARS THROAT
0:15:57 > 0:16:01According to Viking beliefs, clouds in the sky are really...
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- C, the brains of a dead giant. - Thank you, Rattus.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13So, what do you think?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Let's see those answers now, please.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21And you're all agreed, you've all gone for C.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Well, Rattus, are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Ohh, I'm afraid, Dave...
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- They're all right! Yes.- Yes! - C, the brains of a dead giant.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Ha-ha, imagine a Viking weather forecast...
0:16:34 > 0:16:37"We're expecting plenty of sun of the God of the Sun,
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- "with scattered dead giant brains." - Well done, Rattus.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- OK, Jack, your turn to pick a topic. - I would like Blood Axe, please.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51How did Viking Egil Skalla-Grimsson - real name -
0:16:51 > 0:16:54save his own life when he met his enemy King Eric Bloodaxe?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59He pretended to be someone else.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01He wrote a nice poem.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04He begged for mercy on his knees.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07The answer is D, definitely D.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15The boys are going for B. Maisy, on her own, with A.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16What's the answer?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19The answer is B. He wrote such a good poem,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21the king decided not to kill him.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Maisy, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Can I have Slaves, please?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30What was a Viking slave called?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37So, what was a Viking slave called?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Let's see those answers now, please. Look at that. Jack and Maisy
0:17:47 > 0:17:49agreeing with A. Okechukwu going for C.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51What's the answer?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55The answer is A, a thrall. We gave them nice names like,
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Oaf, Stinking and Blob Nose. I-I think they liked them,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I really do.- Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, we'll never know.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07OK, one question left in this round...
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Let's hear it now.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Let's see if you know this one.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11My question is...
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Maisy had a reaction to that question,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I think maybe she thinks she's got it...
0:18:30 > 0:18:31A, B or C? Show me now.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Look at that, complete agreement across the board,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38everyone's gone for B. Are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40The answer is...
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Brilliant!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Yes!- So, at the end of that round, Jack, with another
0:18:45 > 0:18:48maximum score, has won himself a Year Sphere.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Help yourself to your fourth Year Sphere, Jack.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54So, Jack, as the quiz winner you are obviously through to play
0:18:54 > 0:18:56the Viking Game, but will you play alone
0:18:56 > 0:18:58or will the others play, too? Let's find out.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This time it's a Single Player Brainy Game,
0:19:06 > 0:19:08so, Jack...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Go down that Time Sewer on your own.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12JACK SHRIEKS
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Many Vikings had names that spread terror,
0:19:15 > 0:19:18names like Eric Bloodaxe, that conjure up images of
0:19:18 > 0:19:22huge, hairy, axe-wielding Vikings. But not all Vikings
0:19:22 > 0:19:25had quite such terrifying names. It's time to play the...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Seven Viking names, but two are made up.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33You have to work out which five are real.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Choose five names and move them to the Real board.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Then, touch the Viking axe - I think it's been washed -
0:19:39 > 0:19:41to find out how many you've got right. Keep trying
0:19:41 > 0:19:44new combinations of names until you've got all five,
0:19:44 > 0:19:46but you've got to be quick, you're against the clock.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48And your time starts now.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49HOOTER
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Here we go, then, with the Viking Name Game.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54He's got to choose the five genuine Viking names
0:19:54 > 0:19:57and stick them on that board. And there's his first one...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01That sounds like a name to conjure with, doesn't it, Rattus?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- It certainly does, Dave.- Yeah, I wonder of he had a forky beard?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07I'm suspecting he probably did. Well, he's gone for two,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09he's got a second one up there, there goes
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Eric The Scared, along with Goodmund The Excellent.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Here comes the fourth one, what's he chosen?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And to complete his line-up -
0:20:17 > 0:20:18(Olaf The Quiet.)
0:20:18 > 0:20:21SCREAM
0:20:21 > 0:20:24And there's one of those wrong, which is it going to be?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27What do you think it is? Eric The Scared comes off,
0:20:27 > 0:20:31I wonder if that was the wrong one. Up goes Eysteinn The Farter!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34SCREAM
0:20:34 > 0:20:37And Eysteinn The Farter was a genuine man,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40can you believe it? What cruel, cruel, parents.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Back you come, Jack. Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Look at that, you've got a full podium.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Well done, and you're quite right. Harold Pudding Face
0:20:48 > 0:20:50and Eric The Scared aren't real Viking names.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Rattus, do you know what British city is named
0:20:52 > 0:20:54after Sweyn Forkbeard?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, yes, I do, I know this, I know this...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Sweyn, Sweyn...
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Swansea! Swansea!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Correct. So, to those of you who live in Swansea,
0:21:02 > 0:21:05be grateful your city wasn't named Forkbeardsea.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Or, more importantly, it wasn't named after
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Eysteinn The Farter...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12LAUGHTER
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Time for the final round
0:21:14 > 0:21:16and what's the Gory Grid got for us this time?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- It's the Terrible Tudors. - No quirky quiz in our final round,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24it's straight to our big, all-play Tudor Endgame
0:21:24 > 0:21:27and it's a very, very silly one. Everyone, get down
0:21:27 > 0:21:28that Time Sewer.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Cowabunga!- Oh, it stinks!.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Geronimo!
0:21:35 > 0:21:36THEY COUGH
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Now, Henry VIII certainly liked his food.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Nonsense! I didn't like food, I loved it.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Absolutely loved it. - All right, he loved his food
0:21:45 > 0:21:48and he wants feeding now. It's time to play...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You have to grab pies and chuck them into the hungry king's mouth.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57A task that can only be hindered by the fact that we've attached you
0:21:57 > 0:22:01to bungee ropes, apologies for that. The person who gets
0:22:01 > 0:22:04the most pies in their Henry's mouth, in the time limit,
0:22:04 > 0:22:08wins the Year Sphere. Three, two, one, it's pie time!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09HOOTER
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Here we go, then, with Who Ate All The Pies?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14And the answer, of course , to that is Henry VIII.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17And it's all about technique this game and there's...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh, I have to say, I like Okechukwu's,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22oh, I like that a lot, that is the classic Frisbee.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25And look what he does, look what he does here.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh, beautiful, two out of two. What Okechukwu's doing
0:22:28 > 0:22:31is that he's resisting the spring-back tension in the bungee,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34he's steadying himself, and then he's just Frisbeeing
0:22:34 > 0:22:37the pies straight through the gob. Here he goes again,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39look at this. Textbook. Beautiful stuff.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Wow, what a tremendous player he is. And the others are shellshocked.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46They are absolutely shell-shocked by what's happening
0:22:46 > 0:22:49in Okechukwu's lane here. There's Jack, he's got the underarm
0:22:49 > 0:22:52hoick going and he scores one there. Fair play to him.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54The pieman busying himself, as always,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56a terrific pieman this, very lucky to get him.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- He really does prepare a lovely pie.- I wonder whether or not
0:22:59 > 0:23:01fruit or meat is having an effect here,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04cos some of the pies are meat, some of them are seafood,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07and some of them are just full of cotton wool.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Well, that's interesting, it's a very, very interesting
0:23:10 > 0:23:12point, Rattus, because that will affect the trajectory,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15although whether Henry VIII would have liked seafood,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I think he's very much a meat pie man, isn't he, Rattus?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- OI would have said so, Dave.- Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he was
0:23:20 > 0:23:23allergic to seafood. And to dieting, of course.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26She gets pinged back very sharply, doesn't she, Maisy?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29She does get pinged back sharply, Dave, but the tension is
0:23:29 > 0:23:33set to the right momentum for the size and weight of the child.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Well, that's extremely clear. Thank you for clearing that one up,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Rattus, that's certainly made our understanding of the game
0:23:39 > 0:23:41much deeper.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42GONG
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- 30 seconds remaining. - So, 30 seconds left. Now...
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Okechukwu is well out in front, four pies to the good at the moment.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54They're all beginning to tire now. It really does get tiring
0:23:54 > 0:23:57very quickly this game. And I think Okechukwu's done enough
0:23:57 > 0:24:01early on to win this comfortably. He's doing tremendously well.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04It really was exciting the way he started off the game.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, dear! That was a tired, tired fling that from Maisy.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Actually, she nearly got hit in the face by a pie
0:24:10 > 0:24:11in the pieman's hand there.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12HOOTER
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Time's up.- And it's all over, respite at last for Maisy,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18who collapses in a heap on the ground.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21But our winner, without question, six pies to three,
0:24:21 > 0:24:24is Okechukwu. And there he is, struggling for breath.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29Get back behind those podiums. Well played, well played, indeed.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Very interesting to see three very different techniques on display
0:24:33 > 0:24:35during that game. Maisy...
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- How did you find it? - Eh, hard. Cos I ...
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I ran, but I couldn't throw, cos I just...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Got pulled back so much, so I had the same pie
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- for about five goes.- Henry's stomach must have been rumbling.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Okechukwu, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54One Tudor feast at Greenwich Palace lasted for seven hours.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58And the food didn't come on plates, it was served on trenchers,
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- which are huge slabs of bread. - So, even the plates were edible?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Ah, those Tudors really did think of everything!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12And remember, AD dates are added to your total
0:25:12 > 0:25:16and BC years are subtracted. OK, Jack, let's see what you've got.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22That was the year Boadicea rebelled against the Romans.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's bad, but it's not a disaster.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Queen Victoria marries Prince Albert, you're back in the positive.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37The death of Pharaoh Ramesses II. You're still in the positive,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39it's all good.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44The fall of the Roman Empire, that year. Let's have a look
0:25:44 > 0:25:46at your final one, it could be crucial.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh, my word, Jack!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55The oldest caveman pots and bowls dated from round about then.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57So, that's meant that you've ended up with
0:25:57 > 0:26:00a total of...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Maisy, I can tell you what you've got. You've got nought,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07which, at the moment, puts you firmly in the lead.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08RATTUS CHUCKLES
0:26:08 > 0:26:12So, Okechukwu, zero to beat, let's open that first one...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Vikings won the Battle of Maldon.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20It's all coming down to this second sphere,
0:26:20 > 0:26:21let's have a look at it...
0:26:25 > 0:26:28The Incan Empire destroyed by Spanish conquistadors,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Okechukwu, you are today's champion...- Yes!
0:26:32 > 0:26:37The bad news is, I entrusted Rattus with finding the prize.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Actually, the prize is an important historical artefact.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Really? - Oh, yes. You see, back in 1632,
0:26:45 > 0:26:49a Puritan called Will Prynne wrote a book condemning the theatre
0:26:49 > 0:26:51as "evil"! Whoa, ho-ho!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Unfortunately, the king quite liked a spot of acting,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56so the book was condemned as treason
0:26:56 > 0:26:59and Will Prynne had his ears cut off as a punishment!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Oh! So, an original edition of that historic book would make quite
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- a prize.- What? And you've actually found one of them
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- in the Time Sewer?.- Nope, but I did find Will Prynne's severed ears!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- Oh, what is wrong with you? - I wouldn't know where to start.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Okechukwu, congratulations!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- There you go, Okechukwu... - Thank you.- I'm sorry it's just
0:27:19 > 0:27:23a couple of ears on a plinth. It just remains for me to say
0:27:23 > 0:27:25thanks to Maisy, to Jack, and to Okechukwu.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- And no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.- Oh, that's OK.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37So, did you know all the answers? Then, prove it.
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