0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# You better turn off This show ain't for you
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0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, and welcome to Gory Games,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28with me, Dave Lamb, and my assistant, Rattus Rattus.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Who would like to apologise to the people at 32 Wolseley Avenue,
0:00:32 > 0:00:35who accidentally locked me in their larder last night.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's just say that some of the raisins on the larder floor...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40aren't raisins.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:43 > 0:00:46of horrible histories with quirky quiz questions and gory games -
0:00:46 > 0:00:48so, let's meet our horrible historians.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50How's it going? I'm Lloyd.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hermione!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- And I'm Sam.- Hey, Sam.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Want to play along at home, too?
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Then get the brilliant Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Right, Lloyd, Hermione and Sam, you're playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Each Year Sphere contains a historical date,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10and at the end of the show, your dates will be added up,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:13 > 0:01:15and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17So, for example, if these were your Year Spheres,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19your total would be - Rattus?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Any point asking you?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Well, actually, I found this book on basic mathematics.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, right - so, the answer is?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27No idea. I haven't read it yet.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28735.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32And at the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:32 > 0:01:34will win a fantastic historical prize.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Something I picked out myself from the Time Sewer.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38I shudder to think.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Right, let's get cracking -
0:01:39 > 0:01:43and to find out who this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48So, your four Georgian topics are...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55So, Lloyd, it's your turn to pick first in this round.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Crime.- Crime it is.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Thief-Taker General Jonathan Wild
0:01:59 > 0:02:01was in charge of stopping crime in Georgian London -
0:02:01 > 0:02:04but what was odd about this?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06A, he was the biggest criminal in London,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08B, he was actually dead,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10or C, he was only two years old?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Well, none of them make him very suitable -
0:02:13 > 0:02:14but what do you think?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Is it A, B, or C?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22OK, well, Hermione and Sam agreeing on A, Lloyd going for B.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Let's hear what the answer is.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27The answer is A, he was the biggest criminal in London.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29He would organise a robbery,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31then charge people money to get their stolen goods back. Hm!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You couldn't make it up.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Well, you could, but it wouldn't be as interesting.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37RATTUS CHUCKLES Hermione, your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Fashion.- Fashion.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Here we go - good luck.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56So, it's a rodent - we know that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57But which one?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Lloyd's gone for A, Hermione and Sam have agreed on again on B.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Let's hear what the answer is.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I can tell you, the answer is...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09B, mouse skin.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Lloyd, you are a sick and twisted individual, I must say.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Rat skin, indeed!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16So, two points each for Hermione and Sam.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Still plenty of time to catch up, Lloyd - nothing to worry about.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I'm going to pick Inventions.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Inventions.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Georgian John-Joseph Merlin injured himself with has own invention -
0:03:28 > 0:03:29but what was it?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30A, a cannon ball,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32B, a cardboard submarine,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34or C, roller skates?
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Was it A, a cannon ball, B, a cardboard submarine,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41or was it C, roller skates?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46The boys agreeing on C - Hermione out on her own with B.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48The answer is C, roller skates.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49They had no brakes,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52and he smashed into a mirror showing them off at a posh party.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53HE TITTERS
0:03:53 > 0:03:56On the bright side, he would've won 250 quid from You've Been Framed.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58RATTUS LAUGHS I'm just being silly.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- You've Been Framed, very funny! - One question left in this round.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Sam, if you were to get this one right,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05you would win the first Year Sphere.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07The question remaining is on Sport,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ooh, yes, it is - can I see the card?
0:04:12 > 0:04:18Which popular American sport was first played in Georgian England?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Was it A, basketball,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22B, baseball,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25or C, American football?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Basketball, baseball or American football?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Show me your answers, please.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Hermione and Lloyd agreeing with B, Sam going with A.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35What's the answer, Rattus?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36B, baseball.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39It was first played in Surrey in the 1700s.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Very, very interesting, Rattus.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, that is the end of the round -
0:04:43 > 0:04:44an excellent comeback from you, Lloyd,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46but unfortunately you didn't quite get enough.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Hermione and Sam, you are going into the buzzer round.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51You're history for now, Lloyd.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Fingers on buzzers.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Beginning with the letter B,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58which violent sport did former slave Bill Richmond become famous for?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00PFFRRT! Hermione.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Boxing.- It IS boxing, Hermione - well done.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04You've won the first Year Sphere -
0:05:04 > 0:05:07time to choose it from our trolley wally.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Push, push, push, push, push!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Ooh, Hermione, you're already there!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Any one you like.- Yes - let's hope you haven't picked one
0:05:15 > 0:05:17with a Stone Age date in it,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19as that could be worth a few million minus points.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Push, push, push, push, push!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24So, winning the quiz means that Hermione is automatically
0:05:24 > 0:05:26through to play the Georgian game -
0:05:26 > 0:05:29but will she be alone, or will everyone get to play?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35it's an All Play silly game!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38So, that means - get down that Time Sewer, the lot of you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Go on, Sam - lead off.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Down you go, Hermione.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46No messing. And Lloyd - whoa!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Wigs were very much the fashion in Georgian times -
0:05:50 > 0:05:52in fact, people were more likely to tease you
0:05:52 > 0:05:53if you WEREN'T wearing a wig -
0:05:53 > 0:05:55but most of them were teeming with bugs.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's time to play...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Loads of fleas and lice will be flinging themselves
0:06:01 > 0:06:03from a giant Georgian wig.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You have to catch as many bugs in YOUR wig as possible.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Are you ready? Are you steady?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Then let the flea frolics begin.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15HOOTER
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Here we go, then, with the Georgian Flea Fling.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20And look at that! Hermione has scored one already.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24There is the main wig, which I have to tell you, is not actual size -
0:06:24 > 0:06:26the Georgians were not a race of giants.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28She's got another one - but Lloyd's got one, too.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Well, this is good.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Fleas aren't attracted to dirty hair, are they, Rattus?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33No, of course they're not -
0:06:33 > 0:06:36they're attracted to clean, freshly scrubbed hair.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39And yet you're riddled with them. Go figure.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Meanwhile, the game continues,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42and Lloyd is well in the lead, here -
0:06:42 > 0:06:44what an excellent burst he's put on.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Although he's got one obscuring his face -
0:06:46 > 0:06:48he may have scored his last point,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51because he surely can't see anything at the moment.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55He's got eight - but look at that! Two right across his face.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's a wonder he can see anything at all.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Dave, it really is quite literally raining fleas and lice, here -
0:07:01 > 0:07:04which is vastly preferable to cats and dogs.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05In my humble opinion.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06THEY LAUGH
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Look at that - they're all bumping into each other,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10and it's getting very, very close in there.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Sam has come with a good late run here.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Just one point behind Lloyd now.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Just one point in it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Hermione slightly behind, despite that excellent start.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It really is going to be close, this one.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hermione creeping back into it, now.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh, right back into it, now!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Oh, this is very tight. HOOTER
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, and just on the hooter, she got that crucial final flea,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34which means that Hermione and Lloyd have tied it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I've got one in my face.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38There's more than one in your face, fella.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Welcome back, everyone. Back behind your podiums.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Excellent. And Lloyd and Hermione, you both get a Year Sphere,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47so, Lloyd, if you pick yours first for us.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Interesting choice.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51And Hermione, you pick one, as well.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Nobody knows what's in them.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55So, could be good, could be bad.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57We shall find out later on.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It's on to round two - and to find out what's up next,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hermione, it's your turn to pick first, this time.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16I'll have fashion.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Fashion - that is a prop question.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- GASPS:- Prop question!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Prop question! Prop question!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24It is a long, pointy shoe.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Long, pointy shoes became very fashionable in the Middle Ages -
0:08:27 > 0:08:32but they got SO long that people started to trip over them.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34So, what did trendy men do about it?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Did they A, attach them with chains to their knees,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40B, wear them on their hands,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43or C, tie the ends in a knot?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45So, what was it?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Let's see those answers now, please. So, Hermione's going with C,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50the boys going with A.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52The answer is A.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55They attached them with chains to their knees -
0:08:55 > 0:08:58almost as ridiculous as wearing your trousers so low,
0:08:58 > 0:08:59people can see your pants.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Mm - but not quite.- No, not quite.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Point each for the boys.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Sam, your turn to choose the topic.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- The Normans.- The Normans.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12William the Conqueror wasn't the only Norman to have a nickname.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Which one of these characters is not a genuine Norman?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17A, Ralph the Timid,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19B, Alan the Red,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22or C, Norman the Wisdom?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Is it A, Ralph the Timid, is it B, Alan the Red,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28or is it C, Norman the Wisdom?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Ah! They've all gone for C -
0:09:31 > 0:09:33are they all right, or are they all wrong?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36The answer is C - Norman the Wisdom.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Yes, well done.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You weren't fooled by that one at all, were you?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I'll go for Henry II.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Henry II.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50King Henry II was a very good king, but he had a terrible temper.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53What did he once do when he was angry?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56A, get on the floor and start eating the carpet,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59B, punch the Bishop of London in the face,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02or C, declare war on all children?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04RATTUS LAUGHS Rattus, please.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Sorry about him.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Show me those answers now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Boys agreeing on B, Hermione on her own with C.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12The answer is A.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15He went bright red and started chewing the carpet -
0:10:15 > 0:10:17which was made of straw.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That's a very good source of fibre.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- If you're a rat.- It is.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22No-one scored there.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25So, the scores are, two points each to Lloyd and Sam,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28one for Hermione, with one question left in this round.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31On El Cid, it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Thank you. Ahem, in 1099,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37the Spanish fought the Moors from North Africa.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40The Moors were scared of the Spanish general El Cid -
0:10:40 > 0:10:42but why was this silly?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Was it A, cos he was just a baby,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47B, because he was dead,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50or C, he didn't believe in violence?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Thank you, Rattus.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Is that A, B or C?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00OK, Hermione and Sam going for C, Lloyd going for A.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Well, I'm afraid the answer is B - he was dead.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08The Spanish strapped his dead body to his horse,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10making the Moors think that El Cid was a zombie
0:11:10 > 0:11:12come back from the dead!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17So, no points scored there, which means at the end of that round,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20we have another tie - this time, it's Lloyd and Sam.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Hermione, for now, you're history.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Fingers on buzzers, you two.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Beginning with the letter E, what part of King Harold's body
0:11:28 > 0:11:31was supposedly struck by an arrow at the Battle of Hastings?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32TOILET FLUSHES Sam.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- Eye.- Eye is correct - Sam, you've just won yourself a Year Sphere.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Come and collect it now.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41So, Sam, as the quiz winner, you are through
0:11:41 > 0:11:43to play the Middle Ages game -
0:11:43 > 0:11:46but will it be just you, or will the others play, too?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Let's find out.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's a single-player silly game -
0:11:52 > 0:11:56so, Sam, off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Come with me, if you will - and you must -
0:12:02 > 0:12:06to France in the 1400s, to the court of King Louis XI.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Louis had just been given a most remarkable musical instrument.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11It's time to play the...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes, and a keyboard.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Play a key and a little spike would prick a piggy and make it squeal.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23The larger the pig, the deeper the squeal.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Get one note wrong, however, and you're history.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Let's get squealing. HOOTER
0:12:41 > 0:12:44So, here we go, then. Sam attempts to play the Pig Piano.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48What's your technique here, Rattus? How are you going to approach this?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I think the technique here is to listen very, very carefully
0:12:51 > 0:12:53and duck if you get it wrong.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Yeah, that is a very wise piece of advice.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Is he going to take that advice and go on to win?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You can have a guess at whom using the Gory Games app, of course.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Beautifully done. Beautifully done, Sam, well played indeed.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I like the way he pretends to be pressing them
0:13:12 > 0:13:14while he's hearing it for the first time. That's very nice.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Those candles can't be helping the pigs to remain comfortable,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I wouldn't have thought, the way they're lighting up just below...
0:13:20 > 0:13:21PFFRRT!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh, look at that, the little one's just let one go.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25The candles are actually there, Dave,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27to absorb the gassiness from the chuff,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30so if they were all chuffing at the same time,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33without the candles, the poor contestant would past out.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Well, thank goodness, then, for those candles.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I take it all back about the candles.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40And Sam has, there, completed a sequence of six. This is very good.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41One, two, three... PFFRRT!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46..parp, four, five, six, seven.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Can he remember?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Very confidently done - if anything, he's getting better and better.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04PFFRRT! Big parp.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06PFFRRT! Another one.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Sam triumphs again, despite the best efforts of the tiny pig on the end,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21and his bottom of fear.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This is it - if he can remember this sequence of nine,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29he has won himself a Year Sphere.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yeah, three...
0:14:32 > 0:14:33PFFRRT! Just let it get to nine!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35..five, there we go... ..
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- It's so close!- Oh, hesitating!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40PFFRRT! PFFRRT! Oh, it's gone wrong, look out!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, that's hit him right on the arm.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47But he was so close to playing the Pig Piano all the way to the end,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50but, in the end, he got covered in poo.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Welcome back, Sam. What bad luck - you did so well there.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I think it was almost the last squeak,
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- wasn't it, that you missed?- Yeah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Something like that.- Oh - you came agonisingly close,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03but no Year Sphere, I'm afraid.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Arrrgh, the Putrid Pirates, it be.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And here are your four piratey topics.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic first.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I'm going to pick Punishments.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Punishments.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27What did the pirate punishment of keelhauling involve?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30A, being hung upside down from the mast,
0:15:30 > 0:15:34B, being dragged across the bottom of the ship,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38or C, having to lift a heavy anchor on your own?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Ooh, ooh, I know the answer!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Let's see your answers now, please.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47OK, Lloyd's gone for C, Hermione and Sam agreeing on B.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50The answer is B - keelhauling meant a rope was tied
0:15:50 > 0:15:53to the victim's feet and hands
0:15:53 > 0:15:55and he was dragged under the water
0:15:55 > 0:15:58across the rough, barnacle-covered bottom of the ship,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00and up the other side. Ooh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02RATTUS CACKLES
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Oh. As punishments go,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06being grounded suddenly doesn't sound quite so bad, does it?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Right, Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- I'm going to go for Blackbeard.- OK.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Tis I, Blackbeard the Pirate.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Is it A, a skull, B, a sailor, or is it C, a bleeding heart?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37OK, Lloyd and Hermione with B, Sam on his own with C.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38The answer is...
0:16:38 > 0:16:43C. The skeleton is about to stab a bleeding heart.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Yeah, and the skeleton also had an hourglass in his other hand,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49meaning, "Your time is running out!"
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Eurgh, spooky. Hermione, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Pirate Jobs.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Pirate Jobs.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Aboard a pirate ship, what was the boatswain's job?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03A, he was in charge of the sails,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06B, he was the ship's cook,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09or C, he made wooden eyeballs?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11It's either A, B or C.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let's see your answers now, then, please.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16OK - everybody has gone for A.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21The answer is A, he was in charge of the sails -
0:17:21 > 0:17:24which was kind of an important job on a sailing ship.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25A point for everyone.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27That means, with one question left in this round,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Sam is in the lead, Hermione in second place, Lloyd in third place.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Sam, if you were to get this one right,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35you'd win yourself a second Year Sphere.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37So, the last question in this round is about weapons,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40and it is a prop question.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- GASPS:- Prop question! Prop question!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Don't worry, it's not loaded, everyone. It's not loaded.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49What was the pirates' nickname for this gun?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Was it...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59So, you've had a good look at it - what do you think?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Is it A, B or C?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Lloyd and Hermione going for C, Sam going for A.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08The answer is...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11C. It's a duck's foot -
0:18:11 > 0:18:13and that's because it looks like one.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14You fired all four barrels at once,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16so you were pretty likely to hit someone.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Only when it's loaded, though.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20So, that's a point for Lloyd and Hermione,
0:18:20 > 0:18:24which means that Hermione and Sam have finished neck-and-neck again
0:18:24 > 0:18:27in this round - sorry, Lloyd, you're history again for a moment.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's fingers on buzzers for Hermione and Sam.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Your buzzer question.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Beginning with the letter C, pirate captain Basil Hood
0:18:35 > 0:18:37once tried to steal a herd of which animal?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38TOILET FLUSHES Sam.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Cattle.- Cattle is the correct answer, Sam -
0:18:41 > 0:18:44help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Obviously we don't know what's in any of these Year Spheres yet.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50We'll find out right at the end of the show.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Sam, you are through to play the pirate game!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57But will it be an All Play, or will it be a Single-Play game?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03It's an All-Play messy game.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06So, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Go on, Sam, lead the way.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22It's time to play...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28This game is all about chests and keys.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30To find the keys, you have to follow the clues.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33The first person to retrieve the treasure map
0:19:33 > 0:19:36from inside their colour-coded chest will win the Year Sphere.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40But be warned - it may not be as easy as it sounds.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42In three, two, one... HOOTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:45So, here we go, then, with Pirate Treasure -
0:19:45 > 0:19:48and I cannot emphasise enough how important it is
0:19:48 > 0:19:50to read the instructions.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Without that, you will be hopelessly lost.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Those are the sort of things that will tell you where your keys are.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05And the thing I notice
0:20:05 > 0:20:08is that Hermione is looking in the right coloured barrel -
0:20:08 > 0:20:11she's in brown, the barrel has a brown stripe.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And Sam is also doing very well - he's the first to find a key.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Gunge falling off that key from Hermione.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Well, it's a slow start from Lloyd - he's getting nowhere with that coat.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22He's resorted to just shaking it about,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25hoping that something's going to fall out of it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28But Hermione's in. She's through to the second chest.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33Now she has to read this one equally as carefully. What's she got?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Ah, so she's after the brown swabbie's bucket.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Sam just about to move on to his second clue,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41and Lloyd is back in the game.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43He's back in the game, he's found his first key.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Now, then, let's have a look - what's Sam got there?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48He's got an interesting clue, there, which he's reading -
0:20:48 > 0:20:50and which we're not seeing.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54But Hermione, meantime, is into her swabbie's bucket.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, that is absolutely revolting.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, now, there's Sam's second clue - so, he's after a bird that
0:20:59 > 0:21:01says, "Pieces of eight" - well, that is a parrot.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Everyone knows that that is a parrot.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Now, Lloyd has his chest out - and he's after a green swabbie's bucket.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11There goes Sam - well, that's not a parrot, Sam.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12That is a disappointing-looking bag.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16You're not going to find a parrot key in there - that's the wrong key.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh, dear - there's the parrot key.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Clear as day.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23And Sam could be working away on the chest for the best part of forever,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26because he ain't going to get into it.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Meanwhile, Lloyd and Hermione really, now, in a two-way battle
0:21:29 > 0:21:32for this, because Sam simply isn't going to realise
0:21:32 > 0:21:34that his key's still round that parrot's neck.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Hermione struggling with her key -
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and Lloyd is coming with what can only be described
0:21:38 > 0:21:40as a late run here.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43He's got his second one open, he's gone into the lead.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45There's the third box - now, where are the instructions?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47He's looking all round him. There they are.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Well, that's fairly self-explanatory.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Self-explanatory and tasty.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57He's got the green barrel. That's a good sign.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Is he going to find the key in the rotten fruit? He's found it.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03This surely must be the endgame for Lloyd, here.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05The others are still struggling around,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07faffing around like amateur safebreakers -
0:22:07 > 0:22:09like the amateur safebreakers that they actually are -
0:22:09 > 0:22:13whereas Lloyd is about to win this game.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16It's over - and Lloyd holds the treasure map aloft.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17You're looking at one happy pirate.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Wave it about, fella.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Whoo!- But mind the parrot.- Yes!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Lloyd, go and grab yourself a Year Sphere.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Two Spheres each, everybody. Well done.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Time for the final round.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Over to the Gory Grid one last tine to find out who we've got.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No quirky quiz in our final round -
0:22:37 > 0:22:40it's straight to our big All-Play game.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Everyone get down that Time Sewer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Monstrous criminals would steal dead bodies and sell them to surgeons,
0:22:55 > 0:22:59who'd experiment on them to find out more about how the human body works.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00It's time to play...
0:23:03 > 0:23:04You are a rotten robber -
0:23:04 > 0:23:07your challenge, to steal three bodies from the graveyard,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09get them through the railings, onto the carts,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11find the key to the cemetery gate
0:23:11 > 0:23:13and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14If you hear this noise...
0:23:14 > 0:23:15WHISTLE
0:23:15 > 0:23:18..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide,
0:23:18 > 0:23:19so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21A second whistle means you can go again.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:23:24 > 0:23:26and grab their dodgy money is the winner.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Three, two, one... HOOTER
0:23:29 > 0:23:31So, let's rob some graves -
0:23:31 > 0:23:34and then donate the bodies to medical science, of course.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37And Hermione is the first to shove - look at that!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yanking that cadaver through those railings.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sam also very quickly through with his corpse.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44There's Lloyd - his corpse has gone a bit floppy, there,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46but he's through nonetheless.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Dave, when I go, I want to be laid to rest
0:23:49 > 0:23:51in a rusty baked bean can on a rubbish dump.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53That can easily be arranged.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Very easily arranged, that is.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57So, Sam, first through the gate -
0:23:57 > 0:24:00oh, copped a cobweb right in the face, there.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03RATTUS CHUCKLES That looked absolutely revolting.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08Hermione through, as well. Thankfully unscathed, cobweb-wise.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Lloyd is also up and running - got his cemetery gate open there.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14That corpse is alive! It's sitting up!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No, it's... No, it's my mistake.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I'm being told it not alive. It's just how it was left.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Well, that is a huge relief, because I thought
0:24:22 > 0:24:24we had a reanimated corpse on our hands, there,
0:24:24 > 0:24:27but I'm being told that is not the case. Thank goodness for that.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Two corpses apiece now for Hermione and Sam.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33WHISTLE And here comes the policeman!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34The policeman, now, has come,
0:24:34 > 0:24:37so they've got to get back behind those tombstones,
0:24:37 > 0:24:38and they've got to be quiet as mice.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Here he comes.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42He's having a good look.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45He's on the beat. That's what they call it - "on the beat".
0:24:45 > 0:24:49And he's not the most observant policeman in the world,
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I can reveal.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52What he's failed to spot is a corpse.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55WHISTLE But there's his second whistle!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58And that means you can go back to where you were in the game, people.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01This is good - it's very, very close between Sam and Hermione.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You get the feeling that maybe, just maybe,
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Lloyd is not in this any more -
0:25:04 > 0:25:07but he's still valiantly wrestling with his corpse.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Through those railings -
0:25:08 > 0:25:11it's a tremendously plucky effort from all three of them.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12But this is where the real action is.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Sam's got his corpse by the hair! Then by the neck.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh, these are ugly scenes,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20as Hermione weaves in and out of the highly topiaried bushes.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Delightful, of course, as they always have been -
0:25:22 > 0:25:24but this is where it's all at!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25It's looks like it's Hermione's.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27She's got the bag - what's she doing?!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30She's stopped - you've got to get down the other end!
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Oh, but Sam's realised,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33and he's through the railings, and he's done it!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Sam has won it - and Hermione has herself been robbed,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40which is strangely appropriate in graverobbing.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Welcome back, Sam. Help yourself to that Year Sphere.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Well played.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Very good. That's all the Year Spheres awarded, now.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Sam with three, Hermione with two, Lloyd with two.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Right it's time for that all-important Year Sphere add-up -
0:25:57 > 0:26:00and remember, AD dates are added to your total
0:26:00 > 0:26:02and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05So, Lloyd, let's start with your first Year Sphere.
0:26:05 > 0:26:091455 AD, start of the War of the Roses.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Ohh, 2.5 million BC!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Stone Age man started to use tools about then -
0:26:16 > 0:26:18but that's no consolation whatsoever.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Hermione, let's have a look at your first Sphere.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25264 BC - the first Roman gladiator games -
0:26:25 > 0:26:26but it's not a disaster.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:28 > 0:26:331086 AD - the Domesday Book was completed that year.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36That gives you a positive score of 822.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Sam, that's what you've got to beat -
0:26:38 > 0:26:39let's have a look at your first Sphere.
0:26:39 > 0:26:431815 AD - the Battle of Waterloo.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Oh, no, 1.5 million BC -
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Stone Age man first used fire then - ish.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Let's have a look at the third one, anyway.
0:26:52 > 0:26:571042 AD - Edward the Confessor became king of England -
0:26:57 > 0:26:58but it's too little too late.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Today's winner, with 822 points is Hermione...- Yes!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03..who goes home with our star prize -
0:27:03 > 0:27:05or, more likely, chucks it in the bin on her way out,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07because it's something that my furry friend
0:27:07 > 0:27:11has fished out of the Time Sewer. So, what is it today, Rattus?
0:27:11 > 0:27:16All the way from a Roman communal toilet, it's your very own...
0:27:16 > 0:27:19sponge on a stick bottom-wiper!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Ugh, for heaven's sake, Rattus.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25No, you can't give her that - it'll be covered in..
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Don't worry, I made sure it was clean...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29That makes it so much more palatable...(!)
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- ..just before I used it. - You dirty little rat!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Congratulations, Hermione! - Yes, well done, Hermione.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Congratulations.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Don't... Don't touch it too much.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Are you happy with that?
0:27:41 > 0:27:42You strange individual.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Hermione.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Thanks also to her gallant runners-up, Lloyd and Sam -
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. - Don't mention it.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You've been watching Gory Games - goodbye.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Next time, why not play along
0:27:56 > 0:27:57by downloading the Gory Games app
0:27:57 > 0:28:00from the CBBC website?
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