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0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Horrible History's Gory Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and my glamourless assistant Rattus Rattus.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Did you just say glamourless?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Yes, I did.- Huh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:36 > 0:00:39of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions and Gory Games,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43set by the country's finest historical brains and Rattus Rattus.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44The cheek.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Without further ado let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Jeevan.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Kate.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Billy.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Good hellos all round.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57And you can play along at home too using the brilliant Gory Games App.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00If you haven't got it yet go to the CBBC website.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Right. Jeevan, Kate and Billy, you're playing for Year Spheres.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Each Year Sphere contains a historical date
0:01:07 > 0:01:10and at the end of the show your Year Spheres will be added
0:01:10 > 0:01:15together with AD dates being added to your total, and BC dates
0:01:15 > 0:01:18being subtracted from it. Do you see what we've done there?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20It's very clever.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23So if these were your Year Spheres your total would be, Rattus?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Er, more than some, but less than lots.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26735.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Like I said.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30At the end of the show the person with the highest score will
0:01:30 > 0:01:34win a fantastic prize as selected by yours truly.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yes, I wouldn't get too excited about that.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Right, let's get cracking,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and to find out what this round's about it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Arr! The Putrid Pirates it be.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46And your four pirate topics are...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54So, Jeevan, you get to pick first this round. Which takes your fancy?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Can I have Rules, please? - Rules it is.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59True or false?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Black Bart had strict rules onboard his pirate ship.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05One of the rules was that it was
0:02:05 > 0:02:08lights out at eight o'clock every night.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10True or false?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Ooh, ooh. It's coming, it's coming.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15RASPBERRY
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Let's have your answers, please.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Well, a clean sweep of trues. Let's find out what the answer is.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23It's true.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Lights and candles had to be put out at eight,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30though I can just put the lights out by putting my hand
0:02:30 > 0:02:31over my good eye.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Oh! Sorry, I'm afraid of the dark.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Yes, slight misunderstanding there, but well done you lot.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Three points scored.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Kate, your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can I have Superstitions, please?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51True or false? Us pirates would never eat sea turtles,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54it was considered bad luck.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Pirates would never eat sea turtles,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59it was considered back luck.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Let me see your answers now, please.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Another clean sweep. - Sweep, clean sweep.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08All going for true. Let's hear what the answer is.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12It's false. Sea turtles were delicious,
0:03:12 > 0:03:16so bad luck for them, they were ideal food for long voyages.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Just flip them on their backs and they couldn't go anywhere.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23So, Billy, it's your turn to pick a topic. Away you go.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Medicine, please.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29You'll be delighted to hear that this is a prop question.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oh, I like a prop question.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Here it comes. Here comes the prop. - What have you got?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Look at that. Now, that is a small old saw.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38True or false - aboard a pirate ship
0:03:38 > 0:03:42the ship's carpenter was often in charge of surgery?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43RATTUS LAUGHS
0:03:43 > 0:03:47So what do you think? Is that true or is that false?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, all three going for true.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54And I can tell you you're absolutely right.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Few pirate ships had doctors
0:03:56 > 0:03:59and carpenters were very good with a saw so they did all the amputation.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00They could saw off your leg
0:04:00 > 0:04:04and make you a nice wooden one straight away afterwards.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Simple. Oh, sorry, Rattus, I'll put that down.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Thank you.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09So a final question of this round.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And it is a question from Rattus.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18Hm? Oh, yes. Ha-ha-ha! Is this true or false?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22A Georgian pirate once became an archbishop?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Is that true or is that false?
0:04:25 > 0:04:31A Georgian pirate once became an archbishop? Let's see your answers.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, gone for the same again. This is uncanny.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It is uncanny. - They've all gone for true.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Well, it is true, well done all of you.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Lancelot Blackburne went from being a pirate
0:04:42 > 0:04:43to becoming Archbishop of York.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Bet you wouldn't want to go sleep during one of his sermons.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Absolutely not.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Right, because it's all square in this round
0:04:50 > 0:04:52we now have the buzzer question.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Beginning with the letter B, what is...?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55GURGLING
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Hello. Billy, what do you think?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Blackbeard.- Let's hear the full question to see if you're right.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Beginning with the letter B
0:05:01 > 0:05:04what is infamous, bloodthirsty pirate Edward Teach better known as?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Blackbeard was absolutely right and that means that
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Billy has won the quiz
0:05:09 > 0:05:12and it's time for you to choose your Year Sphere from the Trolley Wally.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Oi, do you mind?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Push, push, push, push, push.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Well done, Billy. Come and choose
0:05:17 > 0:05:20your Year Sphere, any one you want.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yes, let's just hope it doesn't contain a Stone Age date,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25worth a few million minus points of course.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Push, push, push, push...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Thanks, Trolley Wally.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29..push, push, push.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Now winning the quiz means Billy is
0:05:31 > 0:05:33automatically through to play the Pirate Game
0:05:33 > 0:05:34but will he be alone
0:05:34 > 0:05:36or will everyone get to play? Let's find out.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43It's an all play Messy Game and that could only mean one thing,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Go on, off you go. Billy, lead the way.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51In you go, fella. In you go, Kate.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52It stinks.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Go on, Jeevan, get in there.- Eugh!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56It doesn't stink. I don't know what you're talking about.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57HE RETCHES
0:05:57 > 0:06:01This game is all about chests and keys. And where are the keys?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Well, that would be telling
0:06:02 > 0:06:04but there are some clues to help you find them.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07The first person to retrieve the treasure map
0:06:07 > 0:06:09from inside their colour coded chest will win the Year Sphere,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12but be warned, there maybe some pirate trickery afoot.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Ha-ha-ha-har!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Finished?- Sorry.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18It's time for...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21HOOTER
0:06:21 > 0:06:24'Here we go then with Pirate Treasure and all of them
0:06:24 > 0:06:26'reading the instructions straight away.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27'That's good, isn't it, Rattus?'
0:06:27 > 0:06:30'It is. It's part of the game, reading the instructions, Dave.'
0:06:30 > 0:06:33'And Billy should be off to the swabbie's bucket. Well, no.'
0:06:33 > 0:06:35'He's gone to the fruit.'
0:06:35 > 0:06:38'He's gone to the rotten fruit bucket. Kate's all right.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40'She should be there. But there's Billy's clue.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42'He should be at the swabbie's bucket.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44'He isn't. He's gone to the rotten fruit
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'so that key is not going to fit.'
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Look at the slime on those keys though, Rattus,
0:06:49 > 0:06:50it really is quite revolting.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And Billy of course struggling away
0:06:52 > 0:06:55but who's going to be first out of the other two?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's Jeevan. Jeevan is off and running, Kate now up, second
0:06:58 > 0:07:02behind Jeevan and Billy is simply not going to get into that chest.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06So who is going to get that second chest open first?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Let's have a look.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11There we go. Billy quite rightly has given up but he's thrown the
0:07:11 > 0:07:14key on the floor. No-one likes to see that, that's almost dissent.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15RATTUS MUMBLES
0:07:15 > 0:07:18There's Kate getting up to her elbows in that horrible,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21horrible bucket there, absolutely revolting,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24but she's on the right track. Look at this, she's forging ahead.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, and that is absolutely revolting.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29And look, he's in the wrong bucket again.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30But here comes Billy,
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Now he's moving, now he's shifting.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Let's have a look at that clue. "This key's hidden somewhere great.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35"Which bird says, pieces of eight?"
0:07:35 > 0:07:37That's a parrot, there's the parrot.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Kate is on the last one.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41She just needs to look in the hanging bag.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I think Kate might be on her way here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45This is the last chest that she's undoing.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Everyone doing extremely well here now,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51apart from Jeevan of course who is fiddling in the wrong bucket.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Somebody tell him. Put him out of his misery. And Kate has won it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56She holds aloft
0:07:56 > 0:07:58the treasure map that tells of
0:07:58 > 0:08:02glories beyond our thinking. And Jeevan can be
0:08:02 > 0:08:05looking in there all day because he's looking the wrong bucket.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- That is a yellow bucket, Jeevan, you are wearing green.- Oh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Welcome back, gamers. Kate, you won so get choosing your Year Sphere.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19No wonder Rats like it so much on pirate ships. Rotten fruit,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21deck moppings, what's not to like?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Erm, all the rats?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27On to Round Two and to find out what's up next it's
0:08:27 > 0:08:28back to the Gory Grid.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33And here are your all important Viking topics.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Kate, it's your turn to pick first. What takes your fancy?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Viking Myths.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Let's see if you know this one.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01What do you think? Was it A - Oak trees, B - goats or C - dwarves?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Show me your answers. Now.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Well, a complete spread of answers there. Interesting indeed.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Let's hear the answer.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13The answer is C - dwarves.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well, there we go, a point for Kate.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18The dwarves were actually called North, South, East and West.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Hey, it's a hard job holding up the sky.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I bet the dwarves were all grumpy.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Ha-ha! You know, like the dwarf. Ha-ha-ha! Do you get it, Dopey?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Never work with animals.- But...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Billy, your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Warriors.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Viking warriors who worked themselves up into a foaming
0:09:37 > 0:09:40fighting frenzy before battle were called...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Is it...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54And everyone has gone for B.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Let's find out what the answer is.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58The answer is B - Berserkers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Like me! Arf, arf, arf! Argh! I'm joking I'm fine, I'm fine.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04He is crazy.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07A point each there, look at that.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And of course we get the word berserk that we use
0:10:10 > 0:10:13nowadays from Viking berserkers. The Lamb knows all.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hey that's my line.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16It's horrible but it's true.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18That's my line too.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Live with it. - I'm going off you.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Jeevan, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Can I have swords, please?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27That, you'll be delighted to hear, is a prop question.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's a prop question. I like...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Oh!- Oh, maybe I don't like the props.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Behold, a massive sword.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Sw-ord.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Viking blacksmiths sometimes cooled hot swords in what?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Was it...
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Let's see your answers, please.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Everybody's gone for C again.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54And once again everybody is right.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55They are.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59We have one question left in this round.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Here is your question.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03What was the Viking skald?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Was it A - a huge axe, B - a Viking story teller
0:11:06 > 0:11:09or C - a polar bear stew? Yum, yum, yum.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12What was a Viking skald?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Was it A - a huge axe, B, a Viking story teller
0:11:16 > 0:11:19or C - a polar bear stew?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Everybody's gone for A.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23The answer is B.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26A skald was a Viking story teller
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- who'd recite long wonderful poems. - HE SNIFFS
0:11:29 > 0:11:30That means, Kate, that you have won
0:11:30 > 0:11:32the second Year Sphere.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36OK, Kate, as the quiz winner you're also through to play the Viking
0:11:36 > 0:11:41game but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Let's find out.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- It's a Single Player Brainy Game. - Wahey!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52So, Kate, come on, down to that Time Sewer with you.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Go on, get down there.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56There she goes. Bye.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's time to play the...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now, the great Vikings are known in history by their nicknames.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09One Viking king for example was known as Harald Finehair.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13We would have been Dave The Wise, and Rattus Bad Joke.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oi, I'm just here. I can hear you know.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I know you can. You were meant to.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Seven Viking names but two are made up. You have to work out which
0:12:20 > 0:12:25five are real, choose five names and then move them to the real board.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Then touch the Viking axe, not the sharp edge mind, to find out
0:12:28 > 0:12:31how many you've got right. Keep trying new combinations of names
0:12:31 > 0:12:33until you've got all five, but you've got to be quick,
0:12:33 > 0:12:37you're against the clock and your time starts now.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39HOOTER
0:12:39 > 0:12:42So here goes Kate then trying to work out which
0:12:42 > 0:12:45are the real Viking names. Asgot the Clumsy goes up.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46That's her most real one.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Kon Smelly-Feet is what
0:12:48 > 0:12:50she thinks is the second most real.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Erik Bloodaxe,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54well, that sounds right doesn't it, Rattus?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Sounds like a convincing Viking name to me.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00It's not the sort of name you'd expect on a modern day vicar.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Four right!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05And don't forget, you can play along at home
0:13:05 > 0:13:07using the Gory Games app of course.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Now, what are her tactics?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- I think she may have taken off the wrong one there.- Four right!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Yes, she's still got four right. What do we give?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17We've got Ivar the Boneless, Keith Flatnose is up there.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Ketil the Trout-face.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Dave, I actually know someone with a trout face.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Although, to be fair, she is actually a trout.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Well, this trout face has been replaced with Ivar the Boneless.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Four right! - She's still only got four.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Ivar the Boneless is coming off again. Trout-face is going on.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm beginning to question her tactics.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38She seems to be swapping things back and forth willy-nilly.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- There is a sort of random scattergun approach.- Four right!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Still only four right.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46She's a bit disappointed there, that she hasn't got all five.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Things being replaced and then put back
0:13:47 > 0:13:49without really much consideration.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Now Jalla the Jellybean is up there and I can tell you,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53that's definitely wrong.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55She's moved it, good. That's very good.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58She only had three right. Ivar the Boneless is back.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Now, Smelly Feet, that's right! This could be good.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04You have all five right!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06In a sudden burst at the end, she's got all five.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Well done, Kate. Help yourself to another year sphere.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12And she was absolutely right.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15There was no Viking called Jalla the Jellybean
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and there was no Kon known for his stinky feet.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Guess which Viking gave its name to a mobile phone device?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26I don't know. Eric Big Bills? Olaf Dodgy Reception?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30No, it was Harold Bluetooth. It's not a joke, no.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34The modern-day Bluetooth wireless connection is named after him.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Harold united different Viking tribes under a single King
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and the Bluetooth connection unites different mobiles.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- The rat knows all!- That was genuinely very interesting, Ratus.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Well done. Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50It's the Awful Egyptians!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Here are your four Egyptian topics.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Pharaohs, Cleopatra, Ramesses III and Mummies.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Mummies!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Billy, it's your turn to go first, so please choose a topic.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05May I please go for Cleopatra?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10True or false? Cleopatra was very beautiful.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15So, a very straightforward question. Cleopatra was very beautiful.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Is that true or is that false?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23The boys think that Cleopatra was ugly,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26whereas Kate, the girl, thinks she was very beautiful.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Let's find out what the actual answer is.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's false.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Coins with her picture show she had a huge, crooked nose,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36but I wouldn't recommend calling her ugly to her face.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39That'll happen.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Neither would I.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42So, Kate, it was lovely that you thought she was beautiful,
0:15:42 > 0:15:45but she wasn't. She was horrible. Jeevan, your turn to choose.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46What's your topic going to be?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Can I have Mummies please?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- That is a prop question.- Yes! - I like props!
0:15:53 > 0:15:59Look at this. Now, that is actually a mummy's hand in a display case.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Is it actually? - It is actually a mummy's hand, yes.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03True or false.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06In Victorian times, an ancient Egyptian mummy's hand
0:16:06 > 0:16:10in a glass display case was a popular ornament.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers now please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So Billy and Kate going for true, Jeevan going for false.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21The answer is that it is true.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yes, it's a lovely gift and of course,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26the mummy's hand comes pre-wrapped!
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- That means Kate, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Pharaohs please.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33True or false.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Inside a dead Pharaoh's burial chamber,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38you might find lots of dolls.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Inside a dead Pharaoh's burial chamber,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42you might find lots of dolls.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Is that true or false?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Well, look at that. Everyone has gone for false.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Let's hear what the answer is.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51It's true.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55We believed our ushabti dolls were mean to magically turn into servants
0:16:55 > 0:16:57in the afterlife and they'd better do.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I mean, I'm not going to pick my own bunions for eternity.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02No way, Jose.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03No, and why should he have to?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07So, everybody wrong, that means with one question left in this round,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Billy, if you get this right, you've won the year sphere.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Let's have a look at our final question.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16The question is, is this true or false?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Ramesses III was very skinny.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Ramesses III was very skinny.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Is that true or is that false?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Billy goes true, Kate and Jeevan go false.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30It's...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31False.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Well, it's false.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36You know, when archaeologists actually found his tomb
0:17:36 > 0:17:39and unwrapped the mummy, the body of Ramesses was so well preserved,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41that it was obvious in life he had been overweight.
0:17:41 > 0:17:47And to think death is usually such a sure-fire way of losing weight!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You know, because you rot away and little bits all fall off you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Too far, Ratus.- Yes, Dave. I'll wind my neck in.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Please do so now.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58So, what we've ended up with there at the end of that round
0:17:58 > 0:17:59is a tie-break situation.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02That means we go straight to our buzzer question.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Beginning with the letter N,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07what is the name of the 4,000 mile long river
0:18:07 > 0:18:10which runs through... Kate was first.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- What's the answer, Kate?- Nile.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Nile is the correct answer, Kate. - Well done.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17You've won yourself another year sphere.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Oh, with so many year spheres, I hope it's not a Stone Age stinker.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Absolutely, it's a fair point.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26OK, Kate, you're through to play the Egyptian game,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29but will it be just you or is everyone else coming too?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Let's find out.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37It's a single player scary game. I'm sorry, lads.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Kate, back into the time sewer with you. Let me open it first.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Go on, down you go. Get down there!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47When Pharaohs died, all sorts of weird stuff went on.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's time to play, Mummify Me!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Whoever mummified this Pharaoh forgot to remove some organs
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and you've got to fix things.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Your challenge is to remove the stomach, liver, intestines
0:19:00 > 0:19:03and lungs and put them in the correct canopic jars.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07The brain needs to be yanked out of the nose and binned
0:19:07 > 0:19:11but the heart must be left inside the body. You got that? Good.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Just don't let your time run out if you want to win a year sphere.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16In 3,2,1...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18KLAXON SOUNDS
0:19:18 > 0:19:20So, here comes Kate to play Mummify Me!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22She has to remove the correct organs,
0:19:22 > 0:19:26put them in the correct canopic jars but she must leave the heart inside.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Oh, she's going straight for the brain. I don't think I can watch.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Oh, right up the nose, the hook of the nose and into the brain.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36And out through the nostrils with all the brain matter.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Oh, look at that. He must have been one brainy Pharaoh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43There go the brain, the strings of the brain.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46That has gone straight into the bin, as it should have done.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48That is very good. So, she's made a good start.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Now, she is going in to try and remove some organs.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Oh, there's something. Look at that!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, Ratus, it's the intestine. Look at the length of it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59She's having to wind round her arm to get it out.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04It's dripping across from the canopic jar to the mummy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Oh, she's pulling it across the room.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- This is grisly in the extreme, Ratus!- Oh, there's the end of it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Thank goodness that's over. That was making me feel a little bit queasy.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16This is exactly what would have been done in the day, Ratus.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19This is authentic. Absolutely authentic.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I'm not sure it was done by a small child in safety goggles, though!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27No, that is the only bit about this that is inauthentic.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28That's a liver for me.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Yes, she's got another in one hand, stomach in the other.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34So, where to put the stomach? In there, that's correct.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Now the liver, where does that go? She's got to find it. There it is.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39That's the liver. That's perfect.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42She just needs the lungs and she has hit the mummy there!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45That's fantastic! Here she goes. She's got it again.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Is that the heart? - No, I think it's a lung.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52It's the lungs. She's done it! She's got it all in the right place.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Kate has done it. If that was me, I'd be licking my fingers.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Ratus, that is disgusting.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Welcome back, Kate. Help yourself to another year sphere.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Did you know that some people in Egypt could only afford
0:21:06 > 0:21:08a cheap version of mummification,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11in which you didn't bother with organ removal
0:21:11 > 0:21:16but had to inject cedar oil up your behind to dissolve your guts.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Now that would have made a much better game! Let's do that one.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Can be, can be, Dave, please, please, please?- No.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Moving right along. Time for the final round.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37It's straight to our big all play Middle Ages endgame.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40And it's a messy one. Oh yes!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Everybody, it's time to get down that sewer.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Down you go. Well done, Kate, you know the way by now.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Jeevan, follow Kate, she knows what she's doing.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And they've gone.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56A well-paid job in the Middle Ages was the job of gong forming.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Why was it well paid? Because it was one of the nastiest jobs around.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Yes, gong was a Middle Ages word for poop.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit,
0:22:06 > 0:22:10carry it along your lane and slop it into your measuring cylinder.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Whoever collects the most collects the year sphere but beware,
0:22:14 > 0:22:18some Middle Ages types would poo directly onto the street below.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22So your lane is going to get very, very slippery indeed.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It's time for us to go Gong Farming!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Get slopping!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28KLAXON SOUNDS
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Lovely clean lanes, look.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- That's not going to last long. - You're right there, Dave.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36There we go, straight down to the end. Very good work from Kate.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Billy is there in a flash. So is Jeevan.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Look that the whole in the bottom of these buckets.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43It's going to make it very treacherous underfoot,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46and that's the smallest amount of gong I think I've ever seen farmed.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It really was a tiny amount. Look at that!
0:22:48 > 0:22:52These mats become treacherous when wet, don't they, Ratus?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53They certainly do, Dave.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56The last thing you want on this course is gong.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58It's going to hold the whole proceedings up.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Yeah, not much actual gong is making it through
0:23:01 > 0:23:03to the measuring cylinder at the end,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05all of them struggling with the massive hole.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Oh, look, that's just spilt everywhere,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10and Jeevan has got absolutely nowhere so far.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13GIRL SCREAMS And here comes Kate -
0:23:13 > 0:23:16there doesn't look to be much left in that bucket either.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17And I don't want to worry everyone
0:23:17 > 0:23:19but I think there's more gong on the way.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, and he's over, oh and she's on her bottom.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Everyone is falling, there's gong everywhere
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and, to be fair, the contestants are now covered in it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32They're scooping the poop but they're not managing to deposit it.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35They're like bars of soap on an ice rink.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And finally Jeevan's made it to the end.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I mean that, that is empty, Jeevan.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I mean, you might as well head back.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44With the best will in the world, that is an empty bucket,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46and look at the amount he's collected -
0:23:46 > 0:23:48the merest smudge, if that -
0:23:48 > 0:23:51and I'm being kind to him by calling it a smudge.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53There we go, look at this, that's...
0:23:53 > 0:23:57See, compared to what Jeevan's got, Billy is absolutely rolling in gong,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00and Kate's got a respectable amount of poo too.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I've never seen quite so much effort
0:24:02 > 0:24:05and energy being put into such little return.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Ah!- Oh and there's more gong dropping now.- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Well, as if it wasn't slippery enough...- Ha-ha-ha!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15..there is now gong absolutely everywhere. It's still dripping.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- BELL CHIMES - 30 seconds remaining.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Now, I can't see an awful lot more gong being...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23as Billy just slides off the end of his ramp, there.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh, a little bit. Fair play to him.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28A little bit came through at the end, there.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30That was a tremendous effort, but look at this.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Now he's got to try and get back up the other end
0:24:32 > 0:24:34and I just don't think it's going to happen for him.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35He's got a bit of a lick on there,
0:24:35 > 0:24:38He ought to be careful, he's going to fall off the end.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39- Oh-ho-ho.- Oh, dear me.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- She's got a mouthful. Oh, that's a disaster.- Oh, no, no.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45HORN HONKS And, now, this really is
0:24:45 > 0:24:47sickening scenes here at the gong farming.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, Jeevan, you're too late, son.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52You've only got a tiny amount in there. Awful, awful.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Kate's done a lot better, to be fair,
0:24:54 > 0:24:58but the winner, by little more than a smear, is Billy.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Welcome back, Billy.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You got the most poop in your cylinder,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03so collect your Year Sphere please.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Well done, Jeevan. Bad luck.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Dear BBC, I was disgusted to find out that the so-called poo
0:25:09 > 0:25:13in the endgame was in fact not real poo at all.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Did you know that gong farmers were only actually allowed to
0:25:15 > 0:25:20gong farm between 9pm and 5am so as not to disgust people?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, what exactly is disgusting about wallowing around in poop,
0:25:23 > 0:25:24I will never know.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26No, I don't suppose you ever will.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Time to count up those Year Spheres,
0:25:29 > 0:25:34and, remember, AD years are added and BC years are subtracted.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Jeevan, I can tell exactly how many points you've got.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41It's none, because you haven't got any Year Spheres but, don't worry,
0:25:41 > 0:25:44because that could end up being the winning score,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46yeah, so hang in there.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, Kate, let's have a look inside those spheres.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Oh, it's 1.5 million BC -
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Stone Age man first used fire.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59What about the next one?
0:25:59 > 0:26:011666 - that's the Great Fire of London.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Next one, please.
0:26:03 > 0:26:071337 - the beginning of the Hundred Years War with France.
0:26:08 > 0:26:121455 - the start of the War of the Roses,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15and your final sphere.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, no!
0:26:17 > 0:26:202532 BC -
0:26:20 > 0:26:22the great Egyptian Sphinx
0:26:22 > 0:26:24was finished that year.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26So, Kate, your total score
0:26:26 > 0:26:28has ended up being
0:26:28 > 0:26:331,498,074 minus.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh, dear.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Billy let's have a look inside your Spheres.
0:26:37 > 0:26:411914 AD -
0:26:41 > 0:26:42the beginning of the First World War,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44and this one, for the game,
0:26:44 > 0:26:45what's inside the crucial Sphere?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, it's 776 BC -
0:26:51 > 0:26:53the first ever ancient Olympics,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55but it's not enough to wipe out your entire total,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57so that means that today's winner,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00with 1138 points, is Billy,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02who walks away with the star prize,
0:27:02 > 0:27:06which, unfortunately, has once again been pulled out
0:27:06 > 0:27:09of the Time Sewers by my flea-infested friend.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10What's the big prize, Rattus?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's the ultimate fashion accessory -
0:27:13 > 0:27:16if you happen to be an ancient Celt that is -
0:27:16 > 0:27:18it's a brain ball.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Yes, the Celts would take the brain of an enemy,
0:27:21 > 0:27:25harden it in lime and attach it to their belts. Ha-ha!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27ConRATulations, Billy!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Billy, well done.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I can only apologise for that wonderful
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- brain that you seem to have won. - Yeah, thank you very much.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Right, it just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Billy,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41thanks to our gallant runners up, Jeevan and Kate,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Eh? Oh, thank you very much, I love you too.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47You've been watching Gory Games.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54So did you know all the answers?
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Then prove it.
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