0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31with me, Rattus Rattus, and my sidekick, Dave Lamb.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- You so know it's the other way round.- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:00:34 > 0:00:39It looks like my sidekick wants a go at hosting, everybody.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Well, just this once.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Yes, welcome to my show, Gory Games, where we test your knowledge
0:00:44 > 0:00:47of Horrible Histories with quirky quizzes and, of course, Gory Games,
0:00:47 > 0:00:51so, let's meet today's Horrible Historians!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hi, I'm Emily.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Ross.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm India.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Now, what episode of Gory Games would be complete without
0:00:58 > 0:01:01one of my trademark games to get the ball rolling?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, I can feel one of my headaches coming on.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07This is a Middle Ages game I like to call Fish Poo-lette.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Oh, it's getting worse.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10When people went to the toilet in a castle,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13their poop would go straight into the moat.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15The fish in the moat would then eat the poop.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The people in the castle would then eat the fish, thereby,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20eating their own poop!
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Now, one of these five fish is straight from a pooey moat
0:01:25 > 0:01:29so, Emily, Ross, India, you three have to take turns eating a fish
0:01:29 > 0:01:32until someone identifies the pooey one! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Right, no. That's not going to happen.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Oh, mind that...- Oh! - ..fish I dropped earlier.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yep, it's OK.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42A pooey fish broke my fall.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ooh, you found it.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46I'm going to need a change of shirt.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Has anyone got any headache pills or something?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I don't really feel very well. - Hee-hee!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53While Dave de-poos himself, remember,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56you can play along at home using the Gory Games App.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Get it from the CBBC website.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Right, Emily, Ross, India, you're playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Each Year Sphere contains a historical date
0:02:07 > 0:02:10and, at the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates will be added up,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13with AD dates being added to your total
0:02:13 > 0:02:17and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Wait, erm, oh, now, let me think.
0:02:22 > 0:02:241,215 minus 480,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27carry the 7, divide by 17,
0:02:27 > 0:02:28add the number you first thought of...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's 735.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I was almost there!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36The person with the highest year count will win today's star prize.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Which is a real corker, and I should know, cos I chose it.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Right, we're off, and to find out what this round's about,
0:02:43 > 0:02:44it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Arr! The Putrid Pirates, it be.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And here are your four pirate topics...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Emily, you get to pick first in this round. Pick away.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Blackbeard.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Tis I, Blackbeard the Pirate.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Here be my question...
0:03:14 > 0:03:19So, Blackbeard the Pirate - how many wives did he have?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Was it A - 1, B - 8, or C - 14?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ah, interesting. Emily and Ross going for B.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30India on her own with C. Let's find out who's right?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33The answer is...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ha-ha-ha-harr!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, if an angry, cutlass-wielding pirate asked you to marry him,
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I guess you'd say yes.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42That's a very good one, India, you're off the mark with one point.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ross, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Erm, execution please.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Execution!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51How was pirate Colin Dolphin executed?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Was he A - fed to sharks?
0:03:54 > 0:03:59B - buried up to his neck in sand and drowned by the tide coming in?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Or C - made to walk the plank?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Is it A, B or C?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Interesting - a complete spread of answers.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Let's see who's right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11The answer is B.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13He was buried up to his neck in sand
0:04:13 > 0:04:15and drowned by the tide coming in.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Yeesh! So next time you bury your dad in the sand,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20don't forget about it.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Make sure you dig him out afterwards.- Ho-ho-ho!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24India, your turn to choose the next topic.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Toilets.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Toilets. That is a question from my dear friend, Rattus Rattus.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Where did pirates go to the toilet?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Was it A - in a rope cage hanging over the side of the ship,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41B - in the hull of the ship surrounded by rats,
0:04:41 > 0:04:45or C - through a hole in the bottom of the ship?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Let's see your answers now.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ooh, again,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51a complete spread of answers.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Well, Rattus, what's the answer?
0:04:52 > 0:04:57A - in a rope cage hanging over the side of the ship.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Us rats just went wherever - sometimes in the stew.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Don't tell them again, Rattus. Don't tell them again.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04OK. It's all square.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08One point apiece, with one question remaining in this round,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12and it is a question about Sadie the Goat.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17A famous pirate in the 1800s was called Sadie the Goat
0:05:17 > 0:05:18but how did she get her nickname?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23A - because she would headbutt victims and rob them,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25B - cos she liked to eat cloth,
0:05:25 > 0:05:29or C - because she wore a goat's tail for good luck?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34OK, let's see your answers now, please.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Not agreeing on anything,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37these three.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Let's find out what the actual answer is.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43A - Sadie the Goat would headbutt victims and rob them.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Pirates' nicknames tended to be fairly obvious, like,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'm "Pull Out Your Heart And Eat It For Supper Jack"
0:05:49 > 0:05:50but, seeing as we're friends,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53you can just call me "Pull Out Your Heart And Eat It For Supper".
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Sorry.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59So, Ross, you've won the quiz.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Time to choose your Year Sphere from the rodent-propelled trolley.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Push, push, push, push, push... - Here's hoping your sphere
0:06:05 > 0:06:08doesn't contain a Stone Age date worth a few million minus points.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Whichever one you want. Thank you!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Push, push, push, push, push...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Now, winning the quiz means
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ross is automatically through to play the Pirate Game
0:06:15 > 0:06:18but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yes, it's a single-player Silly Game!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28So, Ross, off you slither down the Time Sewer.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30There he goes. Go on.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Oh, it stinks!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah, it does, I'm afraid.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ugh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Pirate ships were always infested with nasty, thieving
0:06:38 > 0:06:39disease-ridden rats.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- All right! All right! - Well, they were.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44This game is one of my personal favourites.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45It's time to play...
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I do not like the sound of this one little bit.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Whack 15 rats in the time limit to win the Year Sphere.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Your time starts now. HORN HONKS
0:06:57 > 0:06:59So every direct hit score, and the rat body count will
0:06:59 > 0:07:02appear in the top left-hand corner of your screen.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Squeak!- This is going to be a very difficult experience
0:07:04 > 0:07:06for my co-commentator, Rattus Rattus.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- I'm afraid it is.- Squeak!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10This game is sick and not in a good way.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- It's not fair.- Squeak!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14The RSPCA doesn't have a Rat Department.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17It's no good, I can't watch.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Ooh, I can't watch.- Squeak!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'll take it from here, Rattus,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23you're all right. Well, there's one with an eye patch on.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Oh, Peter!- Oh, he's taken one right on the head.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Oh! Stop the game, stop the game! - Yeah, Rattus...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Rattus, it's Bash The Rat not Bash The Commentator.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Ow!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- RATTUS WHIMPERS - Stop it! You are wicked!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'm afraid we've lost Rattus, really, in the commentary box.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's just me at this point but there's not many.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43But, oh, there's a double! Lovely.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44There's another rat getting hit.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Oh, Rattus, it's absolutely rat carnage out here.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49That one was very cheekily wiggling his nose
0:07:49 > 0:07:51as he came out of his hole. BELL CHIMES
0:07:51 > 0:07:52And he doesn't want to do that
0:07:52 > 0:07:56cos he'll find his snout gets bashed right through his head.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Squeak!- Bully! That was my great uncle George.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01And it's all over, Rattus. HORN HONKS
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Yes!- 15 rats have been given mild concussion and Ross is the champion.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Welcome back, Ross. Well played.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Select yourself a Year Sphere.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13But, I have to tell you, your score was far from the record.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16One pirate ship sailed from Europe to South America
0:08:16 > 0:08:20and killed 4,000 rats on one journey.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24That's more rats than I've got first cousins. Well, almost.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Onto Round Two and, to find out what's up next,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Four questions again and here are your four Egyptian topics...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43So, Ross, it's your turn to pick first. What's it going to be?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Egyptian Gods, please.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Egyptian Gods - that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50True or false -
0:08:50 > 0:08:55the Egyptian God Bastet had a human body but the head of a dog?
0:08:55 > 0:09:01The Egyptian God Bastet had a human body but the head of a dog.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ah. Is that true of false?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Ross and Emily are going for false. India for true.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Rattus, what's the answer?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, it's false.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10She actually had
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- the head of a cat... - RATTUS SPITS
0:09:13 > 0:09:15..cos she was the God of Cats. Boo!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19It was Anubis, the God of the Dead, who had the head of a dog
0:09:19 > 0:09:22so, hopefully, he chased Bastet all around the place.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ah, that would be brilliant.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26And our apologies to any cats who might be watching.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- RATTUS SPITS - Hee-hee!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31So, India, your turn to choose a topic.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Burials, please.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Let's hear your question.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Is this true or false?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Ah...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Short and sweet - well, not particularly sweet.- Ha!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Burial chambers contained a toilet for the dead Pharaoh -
0:09:46 > 0:09:49is that true or false?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Emily and Ross agreeing on true.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52India going for false.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Let's hear who's right.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, I can tell you, the answer is...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Well, I suppose Mummies WERE wrapped in toilet paper.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Thanks, Rattus.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- You're funny!- Thank you.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08OK, so, Emily, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Erm, Tutankhamun please.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Tutankhamun.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14True or false?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18When Tutankhamun died, his widow, Mrs Tutankhamun, married his uncle.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23When Tutankhamun died his widow Mrs Tutankhamun married his uncle -
0:10:23 > 0:10:25is that true or is that false?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, India and Ross going for true.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Emily on her own with false.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Let's find out.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's true, and worse still, Tutankhamun's uncle, Ay,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38was also Mrs Tutankhamun's grandfather.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yes, he married his granddaughter. It's true.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43My sister/cousin/wife told me.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Now, that's a happy family.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49So, one question to go this round.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Ross, you have three points so,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53if you were to get this question right,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55you would automatically win the Year Sphere.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59The final category is...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01True or false?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Bes was the Egyptian God of Happiness and his wife was a monkey.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Well, Bess was the Egyptian God of Happiness
0:11:08 > 0:11:12and wife was a monkey - is that true or false?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Emily and India are going for true.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Ross, on his own, with false.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17What's the answer?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It's false. Of course it is!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Don't be ridiculous. His wife was a hippo!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I once said to my wife,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26"I'm so happy, I feel like the God of Happiness."
0:11:26 > 0:11:29She said to me, "Are you calling me a hippo?"
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You can't win, can you?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32So, Ross, that was remarkable.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36You have just won the round with the maximum score of four points.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39You've won yourself another Year Sphere. Choose away.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Let's just hope your Year Sphere doesn't contain Dave's birthdate.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ha! That's well Stone Age!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Worth a few million minus points.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Yep.- Sorry.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Now, winning the quiz means that
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Ross is automatically through to play the Egyptian game
0:11:53 > 0:11:56but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Let's find out.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05It's an all-play Brainy Game so, the lot of you,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07get down that Time Sewer.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Go on, India. It's not too stinky. There you go!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Ross, you know the way by now.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Ugh!- It's thought that it took 25,000 men five years
0:12:16 > 0:12:18to build each of the Great Pyramids.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Let's hope they're a bit quicker than that!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's time to play...
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Nine blocks - your challenge, to work out which block goes where.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28First to finish wins the Year Sphere.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31So, ready, steady, get building. HORN HONKS
0:12:31 > 0:12:33There they go. There they go.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34A nice cagey opening.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39There's India, wrestling with what looks to be
0:12:39 > 0:12:42an absolutely enormous piece of pyramid,
0:12:42 > 0:12:44and it's coming slowly over. Oh, look at that.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Ross seems to have two bits on his base plinth already.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Whether they're the right bits remains to be seen.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That's the technique for this game, Dave,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56is to actually get several pieces on the base-board
0:12:56 > 0:12:59quite early on, and then shunt them around until they fit.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01You're absolutely right, Ratison.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Don't forget, you can play along at home
0:13:03 > 0:13:04using the Gory Games App, of course.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06And that's a big piece.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07That's a good idea, I think.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10The bigger pieces would seem to be better at the bottom.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11- There. There.- What?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, it looks as if we have
0:13:14 > 0:13:16the first layer complete, on India.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's fantastic.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Well, I notice
0:13:19 > 0:13:21a situation developing here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25The pyramid seems to be being erected slightly skewwhiff.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26That won't count against her,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28but look at that, Rattus, there it is.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's not square on its plinth.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33That's certainly a cat pyramid, Dave.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I must, er, just say that the BBC,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37all the anti-cat views aired by my colleague
0:13:37 > 0:13:39are not held by the BBC.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Those views are his and his alone.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42No, cant! Cant.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'm sorry. I've completely misheard you, there.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46I've been to the pyramids,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- you know, Dave. - Have you?- Yes, well,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50the Pyramids Leisure Centre in Bracknell.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, well, while you're talking about leisure centres,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Ross has finished the first layer of his pyramid
0:13:55 > 0:13:58and this is getting very close.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59India may have to hurry a bit,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02here, now, because she's got competition.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Ross is hard on her heels.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yes, India did, for a moment there,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07look as if she was going to rush into
0:14:07 > 0:14:08the lead, but Ross has really
0:14:08 > 0:14:09really caught up rather quickly.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11There, that is absolutely crucial.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14India has nailed that level of the pyramid.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16She's only got three bits left to fit in.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Emily, of course, well, let's say she's comfortably third.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Good enough for a bronze in the Olympics but hang on!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24There's the penultimate piece
0:14:24 > 0:14:25into place. Here it comes,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27the top of the pyramid.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- And India!- Oh, and India's got it. India's got the top.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31India has done it, Rattus.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34India has built a pyramid.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39India, collect yourself a Year Sphere.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41The Great Pyramid of Giza is one of the so-called
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Seven Wonders of the Ancient World,
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and the only one that's still relatively intact today.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, of course, to a rat, the Seven Wonders of the World
0:14:49 > 0:14:50are all skips behind supermarkets.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Yes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Right, over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Here are your four Victorian topics...
0:15:06 > 0:15:09India, it's your turn to pick a topic first.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Inventions, please.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Inventions is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15It is. Ahem.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Which of these was not a Victorian invention?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Was it A - trains?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24B - cars?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Or C - teddy bears?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29So, what do you think? Is it A, B or C?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Let's see those answers, now, please.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Ooh! Ross and Emily agreeing on C.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37India on her own with A.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Rattus, what's the answer?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42The answer is C - teddy bears, which were invented
0:15:42 > 0:15:45the year after Victoria died.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46What, just one year later?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, history can be cruel, Dave. History can be cruel.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Awful.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Emily, your turn to choose a topic.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Schools, please.- Schools! Let's hear what that question is.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00In Victorian schools, missing Church was punished by what?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Was it A - detention,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03B - beating with a strap,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06or C - having to copy out the Bible?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Hmm, so, is that A, B or C?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Show me your letters now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Everyone agreeing on B.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Let's find out if
0:16:15 > 0:16:16you're all right or all wrong.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18The answer is B.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Schoolchildren were beaten
0:16:20 > 0:16:22with a strap and I was too.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Never missed church again, I'll tell you that.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ross, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Gadgets, please.- Gadgets.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Pop question, pop question,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34pop question, pop question, pop question.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38This is a genuine Victorian contraption, OK?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41But what was this invention for?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Was it A - for making people look at a camera?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Was it B - for scaring cats?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Or was it C - for storing the remains of a dead pet?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58OK. Emily and Ross going for A.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01India going for C.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02The answer is A.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05It was a device for making people look at early Victorian cameras,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07hence the phrase "watch the birdie".
0:17:07 > 0:17:09One more question remaining
0:17:09 > 0:17:13and it is on Victorian firsts.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17In 1875, the first what opened in London?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Was it A - a roller-skating rink,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21B - an ice-skating rink,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24or C - a public toilet?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Was it A - a roller-skating rink,
0:17:26 > 0:17:27B - an ice-skating rink,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30or C - a public toilet?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Oh-ho-ho-ho! Total agreement, once again.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Everyone's going for C.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Let's find out if
0:17:36 > 0:17:38you're all right or all wrong.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40The answer is A -
0:17:40 > 0:17:42the first roller-skating rink was opened.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I can tell you, there were a few bruised bottoms that night!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- What?- He said bottom!
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59So that means that we have a tie between Emily and Ross
0:17:59 > 0:18:00at the end of that round.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02India, for now, you're history.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04The other two of you, fingers on buzzers,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06because we have the tie-breaker question.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Beginning with the letter N,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10what is the surname of the famous nurse
0:18:10 > 0:18:12who helped soldiers in the Crimean War?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14BUZZER SNEEZES That's Emily.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Nightingale.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Nightingale. It's Florence Nightingale.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You're absolutely right and that means, Emily,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22you have won your first Year Sphere.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Collect it, please.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Emily, you're through to play the Victorian game,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30but will you play alone or will everyone get to play?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Let's have a look now.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38It's a single-player Brainy Game.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Emily, have you got your brain in? - Yep.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43In that case, down that Time Sewer with you.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Bye!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Brunel was a genius.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53He designed railways, steamships and giant steel bridges,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57but even geniuses have their off days, which is why, in 1843,
0:18:57 > 0:18:59whilst performing a magic trick,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01he got a coin lodged in his own throat.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03RATTUS COUGHS A bit like that.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05HE COUGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Yes, I was wondering where my change had gone.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12He eventually managed to dislodge it using a clever device.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's time to play....
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Once they're all in the right place, you can turn the wheel
0:19:20 > 0:19:23and flip Brunel upside-down to dislodge the coin
0:19:23 > 0:19:26and win your Year Sphere - but be quick.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27You're against the clock
0:19:27 > 0:19:30which is starting to tick now! HORN HONK
0:19:30 > 0:19:32And she's off, and what she has to do here, Rattus,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35is find the correct cogs to make the mechanism work,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37and tip Barmy Brunel backwards,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40so that the coin comes out of his gullet.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42That's absolutely right, Dave.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Absolutely right.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46This is a far trickier game than it first appears.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yeah, and she's...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50She's actually taking this very slowly,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52which can be often a good thing, Rattus,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- but, sometimes, it can be a very, very bad thing.- Well...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56But I like the look of this one.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59She's gone to get a big cog in there, in that first position,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02and this looks to me as if it'll do the job, Rattus.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It certainly does, Dave.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06And it has done the job. Lovely.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08That's the first one in place so a good start.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09A very good start from Emily.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15Now she's looking for the second piece of the cog jigsaw
0:20:15 > 0:20:18so, actually, what she needs is a fairly small one here, I think,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22because the proximity of that spike to the main cog means that
0:20:22 > 0:20:25we can only fit a tiny little cog in that gap, and that is a whopper.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26That is not going to fit -
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I would stake my reputation as a commentator on that -
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and it hasn't fitted. Thank goodness for that, Rattus.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Dave, you don't have a reputation as a commentator.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36That's why I was prepared to stake it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Once she's fixed it, can we put Dave in it? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42You know, just for a laugh.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Just for a laugh!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I don't find that funny.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49That's too big. That's too big.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53What she needs is one of the smaller cogs in that position.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I can't quite understand why she doesn't
0:20:56 > 0:20:58leave the cogs on the floor round her feet?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- There we go, that's the perfect one! - Oh, oh, she put it back!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03BELL CHIMES Rattus, that was the perfect cog
0:21:03 > 0:21:04and she walked away from it again
0:21:04 > 0:21:07and I'm afraid that's just too big.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Less than 30 seconds to go.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10It doesn't look good.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12She experimented with the right cog
0:21:12 > 0:21:15and now she's going through all the wrong ones again.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18FAST MUSIC PLAYS Time's running out for Emily.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21There's a grim inevitability about the conclusion here.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24That's a tiny little cog. That's too tiny.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26That cog is too small.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, and it's not going to happen for her, I don't think.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31She's got seconds remaining but at least she's got that cog in place...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33HORN HONKS ..though I'm sure it's going to be
0:21:33 > 0:21:34- a cold consolation...- Oh!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38..when Emily realises that her Year Sphere has gone begging!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Welcome back, Emily. Bad luck. Bad luck.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44No Year Sphere this time.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Brunel and his father designed and built the first ever tunnel
0:21:47 > 0:21:50to pass under a river, anywhere in the world.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52It was beneath the River Thames in London
0:21:52 > 0:21:55and, even though it first opened nearly 170 years ago,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58it's still in use today as a railway tunnel.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I never take the train.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- What? Because it's healthier to walk?- No. I'm a rat.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03If I get on a train people SCREAM!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Sorry, I forgot about that. Yes, of course they do.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Time for the final round now.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Over to the Gory Grid one last time to see who we've got.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's straight to play our big all-play Tudor endgame
0:22:19 > 0:22:22and it is a silly one.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Everybody, get down that Time Sewer!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27In you go.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Go on, it's just a bit of a bad stink, nothing to be afraid of.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31There we go.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32- Whoa!- Oh!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Ugh!- Yuck!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's time to play Who Ate All the Pies.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Now, I'm sure you never noticed, but in his later life,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Henry VIII got a teensy bit fat.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Well, it suddenly crept up on me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I looked down one day and boom!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48I couldn't see my feet.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Well, that was largely because old Henry was rather keen on pies.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Did someone say pies? - HE SNIFFS
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Let's go over and play...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01You have to fetch pies and lob them into Henry's mouth
0:23:01 > 0:23:03and to help you, in no way whatsoever,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05we've attached you to bungee cords.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:23:08 > 0:23:11in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Get ready, then,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15because it's pie time! HORN HONKS
0:23:15 > 0:23:17So, here we go, with Who Ate All the Pies,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20and that first round of pies, going absolutely nowhere,
0:23:20 > 0:23:21but it's early days yet, eh, Rattus?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It certainly is early days, Dave.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25They seem to be enjoying themselves
0:23:25 > 0:23:27even though they're not very good at it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Oh, well, having said that, that is a point for India.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I believe it's all in the wrist action on this game and,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36and, pointing and aiming and aiming and pointing.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yeah, well, they don't seem to be aiming very well,
0:23:38 > 0:23:40at the moment, I have to say.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43That's an interesting shot from Ross.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45He sort of jumps up and throws it overhand.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47He does, and there's Emily poised there.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Oh, to go backwards! - Whoa-ho-ho!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52That's a ping back and a half! Oh, look at that.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54India has actually dropped her pie, there,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56but she's picked it up and hoicked it forward
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- and it's gone absolutely nowhere. - Hoicked!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Good to see the pieman, isn't it, Rattus?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Nice to see the pieman.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Yes, he's a very generous pieman.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- He gives his pies away. - And he charges very little.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Very little. Nothing at all, I believe.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yes, we were very lucky to get this fella.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11You don't see many Tudor piemen
0:24:11 > 0:24:13around these days but this one is very committed.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16He lives his whole life dressed like that and who are we to judge?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, there we go!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21What a lovely shot from Emily!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24She takes herself into a two-way tie for the lead.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26So, Emily, India, one apiece.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Ross, nothing as yet.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30That was an underarm, there, from India.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Interesting technique, the underarm.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Very rarely finds its mark
0:24:33 > 0:24:34and Ross may be influenced by India.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36He's going for it as well. BELL CHIMES
0:24:36 > 0:24:39But there's the bell, so that means that means
0:24:39 > 0:24:40we're running short of time,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42and I sense an added desperation in some of this flinging.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Particularly, that bit of flinging. That was extraordinary.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, and Emily scores!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49And that could be absolutely crucial!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51She's gone into a very late lead.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Was that the pie that won her the game?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Don't chuck them all!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Dave promised me the leftovers.- I did.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00There are seconds remaining now.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I think Emily might have this.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh, and there's a last chance and that's gone
0:25:05 > 0:25:07way over Henry's head. HORN HONKS
0:25:07 > 0:25:11It's all over here and Emily has won the round.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Oh, brilliant!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Gory Gamers, return to your podiums, please.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Fantastic. How did you feel it went?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Very frustrating but very fun.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Emily, come and collect yourself
0:25:23 > 0:25:24the final Year Sphere.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Look at that. Wonderful.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Are we almost done?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Cos someone's going to have to clean up all those dropped pies
0:25:30 > 0:25:31and that someone is me!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yummy. Ha-ha-ha!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Honestly, where do you put all the food you eat?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Well, ultimately, it all ends up in the sewer.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39You see, what happens...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Yes, thank you.- But... - We... We know how it all works.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44OK, time to count up those Year Spheres and, remember,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46AD years are added to your total
0:25:46 > 0:25:49and BC years are subtracted
0:25:49 > 0:25:51so, even though you've got different numbers of spheres,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54anyone can still win at this stage.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57OK, Emily, let's see your first sphere.
0:25:57 > 0:26:001901 AD - the death of Queen Victoria.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:02 > 0:26:051536 - the year Anne Boleyn was executed.
0:26:05 > 0:26:11That gives you a total of 3,437 - a very good score.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Ross, let's see what you've got.
0:26:13 > 0:26:181666 AD - the Great Fire of London.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21399 BC -
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Greek philosopher Socrates was executed that year.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Let's have a look at that third one.
0:26:26 > 0:26:291805 AD - the Battle of Trafalgar.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34That gives you a total of 3,072 so you're just shy of Emily.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35India, it's all down to you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Let's have a look at that last sphere.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Oh, it's 30 BC -
0:26:40 > 0:26:42the death of Queen Cleopatra,
0:26:42 > 0:26:43and that means today's winner,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46with 3,437 points,
0:26:46 > 0:26:51is Emily, who goes home with our "star prize",
0:26:51 > 0:26:54and I'd just like to say, today's prize really is amazing.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Unfortunately, I can't, because, once again,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00it's some old tat plucked out of the Time Sewer
0:27:00 > 0:27:01by my filthy friend here.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03What is the prize, Rattus?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's a Celtic prize,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08and it once belonged to the enemy of a Celtic warrior.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11It's a severed head preserved with cedar oil -
0:27:11 > 0:27:14perfect for decorating your front door.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You're not seriously suggesting that Emily sticks that
0:27:16 > 0:27:18on her front door, are you, Rattus?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21It worked for the Celts. They loved to show them off.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Yeah, but, hang a severed head from your door nowadays
0:27:23 > 0:27:26and pretty quickly your friends are going to stop coming around.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Yeah, but so will salesmen, that nosy neighbour
0:27:29 > 0:27:31and all those annoying relatives at Christmas.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34All right. It's a fair argument. Emily, I really am terribly sorry.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Try not to look at it too much,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- particularly when you're just about to go to sleep.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42It just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Emily.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Thanks to our gallant runners-up, Ross and India,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49My absolute pleasure.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Aw...
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