Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27The important thing, Rattus, is that you're ready,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29when we start the show, you're ready and ready to go...

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Hello. Hello there and welcome to Gory Games with me Dave Lamb

0:00:33 > 0:00:35and my assistant Rattus Rattus.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38And my assistant, Marcus the Flea.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Oh, no biting, Marcus, we're on television.- Yes.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44This is the show where you get to test your knowledge

0:00:44 > 0:00:45of Horrible Histories...

0:00:45 > 0:00:48..with quirky quiz questions...

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Come on, Marcus, this is your line.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Marcus?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Oh, my flea's gone all shy. - HE LAUGHS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- MARCUS FARTS - Oh, Marcus we're on TV.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01DAVE GROANS IN FRUSTRATION ..and Gory Games.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Without further ado, let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Dionne.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Melissa.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Hi, I'm Lloyd.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Welcome on board, Lloyd.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Remember, you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Right, Dionne, Melissa and Lloyd,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24you are playing to win Year Spheres, OK?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Each Year Sphere contains a historical date

0:01:26 > 0:01:29and at the end of the show, your Sphere dates will be added up,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32with AD dates being 'aDded' to your total

0:01:32 > 0:01:35and BC dates being 'suBtraCted' from it.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38So if these were your Year Spheres, for example,

0:01:38 > 0:01:39your total would be..? Rattus?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Huh? Ooh, erm...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43approximately 12.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, it's 735.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I know. I was being very approximate.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Ignore him. At the end of the show,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52the person with the highest year score

0:01:52 > 0:01:54will win a unique historical prize.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's right. Just a little something I've picked up.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Please do bear in mind that the last thing he picked up was the plague.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oi!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Right, let's get cracking and to find out who this round's about,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's the Gorgeous Georgians.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13And your four Georgian topics are:

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Dionne, you get first pick seeing as it's the first round,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22so pick away, please.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Teeth.- Let's hear the question.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26True or false -

0:02:26 > 0:02:30our Georgian dentists used whalebones to make false teeth.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35So, true or false - Georgian dentists used whalebones

0:02:35 > 0:02:36to make false teeth.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Let's see your answers now, please.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Well, Melissa and Lloyd going for true, Dionne going for false.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Let's find out who's right.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's false.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48But they did use walrus tusks.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Thankfully, they cut them down a bit first though.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- HE LAUGHS HEARTILY - Marvellous.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yes, thankfully.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Dionne, you've got off to a flying start, well done.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Melissa, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Fashion, please.- Fashion it is.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Is this true or is it false?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12So, what do you think?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Is that true or is that false?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Let's see your answers now, please.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20You've all gone for true.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Interesting. Let's find out if you're right.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK, in fact it's...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- ..true.- It is true.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30The huge dresses were called Mantua dresses

0:03:30 > 0:03:32and many doorways had to be enlarged

0:03:32 > 0:03:36so that ladies in these massive dresses could actually fit through.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Excuse me, does my bum look big in this?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yes? Oh, good.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44That's what they were after. RATTUS CACKLES

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'll go with Milk.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Milk. Now that is a prop question.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's a prop question. I like the prop questions.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Oh, my word.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Ooh, ooh, ooh.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Eurgh. That is a bucket of dirty milk.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Oh, it really is horrible. Here's the question relating to it.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08True or false - Georgian milkmaids carried milk through town

0:04:08 > 0:04:12in buckets and the milk usually had lice, spit and hair in it.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15RATTUS SMACKS HIS LIPS Is that true or is that false?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Show me your answers now, please.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Dionne's gone for false, Melissa and Lloyd have both gone for true.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I can tell you that the answer is true.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28The milk was filthy.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30And it's absolutely delicious.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'll put this down here.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Just lick that little mark up there, would you, Rattus?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Fantastic. Right, so everyone on two points.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's very, very exciting.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45One question left in this round and it's a question on Napoleon.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49True or false - before a long march, Napoleon's French soldiers

0:04:49 > 0:04:52would sometimes put an egg into each boot.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Interesting. True or false -

0:04:54 > 0:04:57before a long march, Napoleon's French soldiers would

0:04:57 > 0:05:01sometimes put an egg into each boot Let's see your answers now, please.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Dionne's gone for true.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Melissa and Lloyd have gone for false.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Let's see who's right.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11It's true.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14They thought this helped sooth blistered feet.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- RATTUS LAUGHS - Eh, I guess they ended up

0:05:17 > 0:05:21with a cheese omelette at the end of the march. Yummy.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Yes, horrible.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Dionne, congratulations, that means that you've won the quiz.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Time to choose your Year Sphere from our Trolley Wally.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Will you not call me that. Oh.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, I hate it when it's all the way down here.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's such a long way, argh.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Hello, Dionne.- Hello.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Come and choose your Year Sphere, whichever one you want.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Watch out though, there could be a Stone Age date in one of them

0:05:43 > 0:05:45that's worth a few million minus points.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ho-ho-ho-ho.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51So, winning the quiz means that Dionne is automatically

0:05:51 > 0:05:55through to play the Georgian Game, but will she be alone

0:05:55 > 0:05:57or will everyone get to play? Let's find out.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's an All Play Silly Game,

0:06:03 > 0:06:06so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Off you go, Lloyd. It stinks, by the way.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Eurgh!- In you go, Melissa.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Eurgh, that stinks.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I know it does. Go on, then, down you go.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18SHE SHRIEKS AND THEY MAKES NOISES OF DISGUST

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, it stinks in here.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Eeeee!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Now, Georgians were famous for wearing huge wigs

0:06:27 > 0:06:30which were invariably infested with hundreds of bugs.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32So, it's time to play:

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Loads of fleas and lice will be

0:06:35 > 0:06:38flinging themselves from a giant Georgian wig.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41You have to catch as many bugs in your hair net and wig as possible.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Are you ready? Steady?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Let the flea circus begin.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50HOOTER BLASTS

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Here we are then, a Georgian flea fling

0:06:53 > 0:06:57and already, the bugs of many shapes and sizes are coming out of the wig.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00There's one now. Rattus, you must love this game.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I do love it.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I love this game for a whole myriad

0:07:04 > 0:07:05of reasons.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07My fleas are only a couple of millimetres

0:07:07 > 0:07:10across, whereas these fleas are humungous.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13These fleas have been fed quite a lot

0:07:13 > 0:07:16of human growth hormone in order to get them up to the size

0:07:16 > 0:07:17required for this game.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Not strictly legal but it's something we enjoy.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I think Melissa's actually managed to catch one of the bugs

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- on her hair. - You're absolutely right.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27There's one hanging on to the edge

0:07:27 > 0:07:28of her wig. That's got to be

0:07:28 > 0:07:30a bit off-putting but it will of course count

0:07:30 > 0:07:32towards her final total.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33It certainly will.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I wonder if the contestants want to catch some of my bugs.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38They're small but perfectly formed.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40And they're absolutely disgusting, Rattus.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Don't you go near the contestants with them.

0:07:43 > 0:07:4430 seconds remaining.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I believe, Dave, this is the only show on network television

0:07:47 > 0:07:49where children are actually encouraged

0:07:49 > 0:07:51to catch lice.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's so wrong, it's right.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57And talking of lice, look, there's another one on Melissa's head.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59She's got two now on that wig alone.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01A lot of these fleas seem to pop in as well

0:08:01 > 0:08:03and then bounce out again as they reach

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- for other ones. - Well, that's the fleas

0:08:05 > 0:08:07for you. Fleas bounce all over the place,

0:08:07 > 0:08:09whereas lice tend to stick and stay

0:08:09 > 0:08:11where they are, you can't get rid

0:08:11 > 0:08:13of them even with a preparatory cream, Dave.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You can't. And a third flea now on Melissa's wig.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I think we're coming towards the end

0:08:17 > 0:08:18of this game. Time is running out

0:08:18 > 0:08:20here and that is in fact the end.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- It's all over. - That is in fact the end

0:08:22 > 0:08:25and looking at that, I can tell you that the score is 35-31-20.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You're extraordinary.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I know.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Back behind your podiums, please. That was tremendous.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34That was a tremendous effort.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38But the winner with 35 bugs was Dionne.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well done, Dionne, help yourself to another Year Sphere, Dionne.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Two Year Spheres. No Year Spheres yet for the other but plenty of time

0:08:45 > 0:08:49to catch up and to find up whose up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56And here are your all-important Victorian topics.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Melissa, it's your turn to pick first.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Florence Nightingale.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10True or false - famous Victorian nurse Florence Nightingale

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- used to have a pet ferret which she kept in her pocket.- Mmm.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17True or false - famous Victorian nurse Florence Nightingale

0:09:17 > 0:09:22used to have a pet ferret which she kept in her pocket.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Melissa and Lloyd going for false.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Dionne for true. Let's find out what the answer is.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28It's false.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Florence used to keep a pet owl in her pocket

0:09:31 > 0:09:32who she called Athena.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's a nice name.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Right, Lloyd, your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Gadgets, please.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Gadgets. And that is a prop question.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- It's a prop question. - It's a prop question.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ohh, look at that.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47That is a genuine Victorian contraption

0:09:47 > 0:09:49for removing rotten teeth.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Is that true or is that false?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54So, this genuine Victorian contraption

0:09:54 > 0:09:56was for removing rotten teeth.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02The girls are going for false, Lloyd out on his own with true.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04The answer is...

0:10:04 > 0:10:06false. Unfortunately.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10It is in fact for peeling peaches, believe it or not.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Alternatively, you can leave the peaches to rot

0:10:13 > 0:10:16for a couple of weeks, then suck them up with a straw.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Delish.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19That's if you're a rat.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22There's the scores, so, Melissa, you're in the lead this round

0:10:22 > 0:10:25with two points. Dionne and Lloyd you have a point apiece.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26All still to play for.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Dionne, your turn to choose next.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Poetry, please.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36What do you think? Is this true or false?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47This might be my favourite question ever.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Show me your answers now, please.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Everybody has gone for true.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Interesting.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56The fact of the matter is,

0:10:56 > 0:10:58it's true.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00RATTUS LAUGHS

0:11:00 > 0:11:03There once was a poet most smart,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06whose lyrics were praised as high art.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09He mimed doing a poo on an imaginary loo,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11but one thing was real.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12- HE MAKES A FARTING SOUND - His fart!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Thank you, Rattus. RATTUS LAUGHS

0:11:16 > 0:11:19You're in the lead, Melissa. One question left this round

0:11:19 > 0:11:21and it's a question on:

0:11:23 > 0:11:25True or false -

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Queen Victoria was the shortest monarch in British history.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33So, was Queen Victoria the shortest adult monarch in British history?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Let's see your answers now, please.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Everybody has gone for true.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Let's find out.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's true. Victoria was only five foot tall.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I guess that old crown added a few inches, though,

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I could do with one of those myself. I'm four foot five.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Short in stature, long in reign.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54And at the end of that round, Melissa, you have a full house.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57You've scored four out of four and that means you've won a Year Sphere.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Congratulations.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03OK, Melissa, as the winner of the quiz,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05you're through to play the Victorian Game,

0:12:05 > 0:12:09but will be just your or will the others gets to play too?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's a Single Player Brainy Game.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19So, Melissa, it's off down the Time Sewer with you on your own.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20It really does stink.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26DAVE COUGHS Crikey.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Eccentric Victorian William Buckland loved natural history and filled

0:12:33 > 0:12:37his house with every kind of animal, then proceeded to eat them all.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39In fact, he ate all sorts of unusual foods,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41like for instance, mouse on toast.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43It's time to play:

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Seven bizarre foodstuffs then, but two weren't eaten by barmy Buckland.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52You have to work out which five things he really consumed.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Choose five and move them to the eaten board,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59then touch the mouse on toast to find out how many you've got right.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05but you've got to be quick because you're against the clock.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Your time starts now. HOOTER BLASTS

0:13:08 > 0:13:12So then, what does Melissa think that barmy Buckland used to eat?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Her first choice, I can tell you, is roast giraffe.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18And talking of roast giraffe, Rattus, don't forget you can

0:13:18 > 0:13:21of course play along at home with the Gory Games App.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25The mummified heart of Louis XIV, an elephant's trunk.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What a varied diet he had.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30If this is right, what an extraordinary diet the man had.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Stewed bluebottles is next. She's doing very well.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37She assessing this and doing it quickly. A mole.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- On to the mouse on toast. - You have all five right.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42She's done it already. Extraordinary!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Here you are, I got you a tea. Is she ready to start?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- It's finished.- What?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Melissa, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52That's right, Buckland didn't eat a dodo,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55a species which had died out long before Buckland was born.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Nor did he eat the mummified toe of Pharaoh Tutankhamen,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02whose tomb was not discovered until after Buckland had died.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05But Buckland really did eat all the others. Yeah!

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Including the mummified heart of Louis XIV. Eurgh.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Apparently, he said, "I have eaten many strange things

0:14:13 > 0:14:17"but have never eaten the heart of a king before."

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Nor I, to my knowledge,

0:14:19 > 0:14:23but who knows what meat they actually put in a hot dog, eh?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Four questions as always

0:14:30 > 0:14:33and here are your four Middle Ages topics.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Lloyd, it's your turn to pick first. Pick a topic.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Monks, please.- Monks.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47One wise monk wrote all about Britain's early history.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51His name was Bede, but by what name is he better know?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54A - the venerable Bede,

0:14:54 > 0:14:57B - the honourable Bede

0:14:57 > 0:15:00or C - boring Bede?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Let's see your answers now, please.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05The girls are going for Bs.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Lloyds out on his own with an A. Let's see who's right.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11The answer is A - the venerable Bede.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Which means he was admired and respected.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Much like the venerable Dave.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17What do you want, Rattus?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Nothing. Well, can I have a go in your Jacuzzi?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's not a Jacuzzi, it's a toilet.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24I know, but can I anyway?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Help yourself.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Lloyd, you're off to a cracking start -

0:15:28 > 0:15:29one point on the board already.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Dionne, it's your turn to choose a topic.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Erm, Cures.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, it's a prop question.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Let's see it. Ho-ho-ho-ho!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40There it is.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42This is a magpie's beak,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45but why would a person from the Middle Ages

0:15:45 > 0:15:47wear it around their neck?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Would it be A - for good luck,

0:15:49 > 0:15:51B - to cure toothache

0:15:51 > 0:15:53or C - to ward off demons and ghosts?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Show me your answers now, please.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01You've all gone for C.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03You all think it's to ward off demons and ghosts.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Well, I can tell you that the actual answer is...

0:16:06 > 0:16:10B. It's a cure for toothache.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Dave doesn't need a cure. He's got false teeth.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17OK, you're on a final warning now.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Again?- Yeah, again.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Melissa, your turn to choose a topic.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Can I have sport, please?- Sport.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29A man called John Rivers found his Lord's hunting hawk

0:16:29 > 0:16:32on the roof of his house but failed to report it.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34What was his punishment?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36A - he was fined 100 shillings,

0:16:36 > 0:16:39B - he had one of his hands cut off

0:16:39 > 0:16:43or C - he had flesh cut from his chest and fed to the hawk?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Let's see your answers now then, please.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Very interesting.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Lloyd and Dionne going for Cs, Melissa for B.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Let's find out who's right.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54The answer is C.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58He had 6oz of flesh cut from his chest and fed to the hawk.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'm guessing he didn't do that again.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Even that makes me feel queasy. - HE RETCHES

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Hold it in, Rattus, I don't want to see any sick on the table.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Good man. OK, through to the final question now, this round.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Lloyd, you've got two points, you can't be caught by Melissa

0:17:13 > 0:17:16but you can still be caught by Dionne.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19So, the final question is on kings. Let's hear what it is.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Richard the Lionheart was King of England for ten years

0:17:22 > 0:17:26but during this time, how long was he actually in England?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28A - ten years,

0:17:28 > 0:17:29B - two years

0:17:29 > 0:17:31or C - six months?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34What do you think? Is it A, B or C?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Let's see your answers now, please.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Dionne and Lloyd going for C, Melissa for A.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let's find out what the actual answer is.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44C - six months.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49He spent all his time crusading because he hated England.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I guess he wasn't a big fan of rain and mud.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Excellent. At the end of that round, Lloyd, you have won yourself

0:17:55 > 0:17:58your first Year Sphere. Congratulations.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01So, Lloyd, you're through to play the Middle Ages game, but will it

0:18:01 > 0:18:04be All Play or will you be playing on your own? Let's find out.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11It's a Single Player Silly Game.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Hmm, so, Lloyd, get down that Time Sewer.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18HE YELLS

0:18:18 > 0:18:19And he was gone.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Picture the scene.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's the court of King Louis XI of France in the 1400s

0:18:27 > 0:18:30and he has just been delivered a musical instrument,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32the like of which has never been seen before.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33It's time to play the:

0:18:35 > 0:18:39The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes and a keyboard.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Play a key and a little spike would prick a piggy and make it squeal.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46The larger the pig, the deeper the squeal.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Get one note wrong and er, well, you'll find out.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Let's get squealing.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06HOOTER BLASTS

0:19:06 > 0:19:10So, Lloyd attempts pig piano. Here comes his first sequence.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13There it is. He's got to replicate that, remember,

0:19:13 > 0:19:15In order to stay in the game.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17One mistake and it's all over.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I have to reiterate that. He's made a good start though, Rattus.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22He's made an excellent start, Dave.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25My fear is if he goes wrong cos these pigs have all been

0:19:25 > 0:19:28eating chocolate ice cream and raw onions, all morning.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, well that-that could be terrible news for Lloyd because

0:19:31 > 0:19:35if he does go wrong, something unspeakable happens, I'm afraid.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37But he's not gone wrong yet. That's four.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's done the second sequence, moving on to five.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41PIGS SQUEAL

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Now it's up to Lloyd to repeat that. Yes, a good start.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54The fourth and I think the fifth one was the green.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Oh, no. Oh, I think he's gone wrong. Oh, no.- He's gone wrong.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Oh, no.- It's missed, he's swerved out of the way of it, though.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03He's cleverly avoided that, I like that very much.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05What is happening to that pig?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08It's having the most confusing poo I've ever seen.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Welcome back, Lloyd. Take your place behind your podium.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Bad luck, bad luck.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18There have been numerous reports of the legendary pig piano throughout

0:20:18 > 0:20:22history and they've had different names, like the hog harmonium.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23The swineaway.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25The pig organ.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26The pigarno.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29And if you'd like instructions on how to build your own pig piano,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32then I'm going to report you to the RSPCA.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33RATTUS LAUGHS

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I will do it, don't test me on that one.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Lloyd that was extraordinary. Very difficult

0:20:38 > 0:20:41but what I liked is the way you swerved the poo at the end.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yeah, spoilsport.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45We were quite looking forward to seeing someone getting

0:20:45 > 0:20:47covered in poo but you body-swerved it nicely.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Time for the final round.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58So, no Quirky Quiz in our final round.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02It's straight to our big All Play Viking Endgame.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03And it's a scary one.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Let's see you get down that Time Sewer one last time.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Eurgh!

0:21:14 > 0:21:17You never get used to it - it's absolutely revolting.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Stinks in here.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Eeeee!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Picture the scene - it's 793 AD,

0:21:24 > 0:21:28you are a monk, busy minding your own business on the island monastery

0:21:28 > 0:21:31of Lindisfarne when suddenly... HE ROARS

0:21:34 > 0:21:36RATTUS CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:21:36 > 0:21:38..you've got some unwanted visitors.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39It's time to play -

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Your only hope of survival is that the Vikings won't hear you

0:21:45 > 0:21:47so you'd better not step on a squeaky floorboard.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Your challenge is to find the one squeak-free path

0:21:50 > 0:21:52through the wooden panels.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Step on a squeaky one and you'll be sent back to the start.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Reach the end of the path and you are faced with two doors.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Choose well - for behind one is freedom, behind the other is...

0:22:02 > 0:22:04HE ROARS AGAIN

0:22:04 > 0:22:07..the Viking fella with the thing.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Sounded like a weasel with a throat infection.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Well, it's a Viking.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Find him and you have to start all over again.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Ready, steady... HOOTER BLASTS

0:22:15 > 0:22:19So, here we go with Viking Attack then. A very cagey start.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22One or two squeaky floorboards instantly.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Of course, there is a one in three chance of getting it right

0:22:25 > 0:22:28with that first step. Dionne has made the first step

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- but not the second. - No.- It's a slow start.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's a difficult one this, though

0:22:33 > 0:22:35because there's a one-in-three chance almost all the way up.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's a game of trial and error

0:22:37 > 0:22:41and then you have to remember your errors,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43as Melissa hasn't done there.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We should have called this game

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Hide And Squeak, Dave.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Yes! Why?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Never mind. Dionne there seems to be having trouble working out

0:22:54 > 0:22:56her first step, which is extraordinary.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Lloyd, halfway along now, lovely.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01There are those monks at the back there of course,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03keeping a close watch on proceedings,

0:23:03 > 0:23:07because it's their monastery after all, and don't forget, as Lloyd...

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Oh, I thought Lloyd was getting close.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Remember those doors at the end,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12they've got two doors each

0:23:12 > 0:23:14to choose from. Behind one door lies freedom,

0:23:14 > 0:23:18behind the other, an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19RATTUS CACKLES

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Obviously, you're after freedom there.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I said it would be good if they had to

0:23:24 > 0:23:26duck flying Viking axes as well.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I remember - I was at that meeting.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Didn't go for it. - No, they didn't.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Just as you think they're doing well,

0:23:33 > 0:23:35a little mistake creeps in.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36I think what's happening here is,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- you're cursing them. - I think maybe I am.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I think maybe I should stop saying the words, "Doing well."

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Look at that - Dionne's...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Argh, even if I don't say them, I curse them.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- You're thinking it. - Even if I just think

0:23:48 > 0:23:49- them. - Just by thinking it.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51In that case, I'm going to have to control

0:23:51 > 0:23:53my mind, very, very closely.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54What am I talking about?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57of course my mind's not having any influence on this at all.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Here's Lloyd. Come on, Lloyd, you're doing very, very well.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- DOOR CREAKS - Oh, no.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Dionne? Oh, dear. Someone must get there eventually

0:24:06 > 0:24:08and Melissa could be that person. Look at this.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12This is very impressive, just one more step to go and she's there.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Melissa has actually made it through.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Now, this is where it gets very,

0:24:16 > 0:24:18very interesting. It's a 50/50 chance.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Oh!- Oh, it's freedom. - Excellent choice.- Freedom.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24And she's celebrating rather than being carried off on a stretcher.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Melissa, go and help yourself to another Year Sphere. Fantastic.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34When Lindisfarne was attacked, monks managed to get away with

0:24:34 > 0:24:38one of their most holy relics - the body of St Cuthbert.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41They carried it around for seven years to make sure

0:24:41 > 0:24:43the Vikings didn't get hold of it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I've been carrying someone for years, too.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Are you saying you're carrying me cos I'm not up to the job?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, I was talking about Marcus - my flea.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53But now you mention it...

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Time to count up those Year Spheres and remember,

0:24:58 > 0:25:02AD years are added to your total and BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04So, Dionne, start us off please,

0:25:04 > 0:25:07could you open up your first Year Sphere?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Let's find out what's inside.

0:25:10 > 0:25:131871 AD -

0:25:13 > 0:25:15the year that Queen Victoria

0:25:15 > 0:25:16opened the Albert Hall.

0:25:18 > 0:25:211587 AD -

0:25:21 > 0:25:23the execution of Mary Queen of Scots

0:25:23 > 0:25:30but that gives you an excellent, excellent total of 3,458.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Melissa, let's see what you've got in your first sphere.

0:25:33 > 0:25:351305 AD -

0:25:35 > 0:25:37the execution of William Wallace.

0:25:39 > 0:25:421770 AD -

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Captain Cook claims Australia for Britain

0:25:45 > 0:25:46in that year.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50That gives you a running total at the moment of 3,075.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54You need just under 400 positive years to beat Dionne.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Let's open that next sphere.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, my word!

0:26:00 > 0:26:03It's 10,000 BC -

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Stone Age man first domesticated dogs

0:26:06 > 0:26:09about then, but that's no consolation at all,

0:26:09 > 0:26:10is it, Melissa? And you've ended up

0:26:10 > 0:26:14with a total of minus 6,925.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Lloyd, let's see what you've got

0:26:16 > 0:26:19in your Year Sphere.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- It's...- Ooh!- ..2,500 BC -

0:26:22 > 0:26:26the stones were added to Stonehenge that year.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27So that means today's winner,

0:26:27 > 0:26:30with 3,458 points is Dionne.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Congratulations, Dionne.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Excellent.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38Who goes home with our star prize and today's prize is not like

0:26:38 > 0:26:41the prizes on any other game show, which is a shame because

0:26:41 > 0:26:44it's some old rubbish the rat has dragged out of the Time Sewer.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46What have got today, Rattus?

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, you certainly can't say that this prize is pointless.

0:26:49 > 0:26:54In fact, it couldn't have more of a point if it tried, yeah?

0:26:54 > 0:26:58It's the tip of a Roman gladiator's spear.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Roman ladies believed it was good luck to comb their hair

0:27:01 > 0:27:04with the spear of a dead gladiator.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Exactly how does combing your hair with a spear constitute good luck?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Well, it does if you've always wished for hair that's matted

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- with congealed gladiator blood. - Oh, yeah.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Well, con-RAT-ulations, Dionne.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yes, there you go, Dionne, so sorry about the blood on it.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Thank you.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Maybe you could display it somewhere you can't it see it.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Dionne.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Thanks to our runners up, Melissa and Lloyd

0:27:31 > 0:27:33and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I aim to please.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43So, did you know all the answers? Then prove it.

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