0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27The important thing, Rattus, is that you're ready,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29when we start the show, you're ready and ready to go...
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Hello. Hello there and welcome to Gory Games with me Dave Lamb
0:00:33 > 0:00:35and my assistant Rattus Rattus.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And my assistant, Marcus the Flea.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Oh, no biting, Marcus, we're on television.- Yes.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:44 > 0:00:45of Horrible Histories...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48..with quirky quiz questions...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Come on, Marcus, this is your line.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Marcus?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Oh, my flea's gone all shy. - HE LAUGHS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- MARCUS FARTS - Oh, Marcus we're on TV.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01DAVE GROANS IN FRUSTRATION ..and Gory Games.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Without further ado, let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Dionne.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Melissa.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Hi, I'm Lloyd.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Welcome on board, Lloyd.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Remember, you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Right, Dionne, Melissa and Lloyd,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24you are playing to win Year Spheres, OK?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Each Year Sphere contains a historical date
0:01:26 > 0:01:29and at the end of the show, your Sphere dates will be added up,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32with AD dates being 'aDded' to your total
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and BC dates being 'suBtraCted' from it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38So if these were your Year Spheres, for example,
0:01:38 > 0:01:39your total would be..? Rattus?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Huh? Ooh, erm...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43approximately 12.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, it's 735.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I know. I was being very approximate.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Ignore him. At the end of the show,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52the person with the highest year score
0:01:52 > 0:01:54will win a unique historical prize.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's right. Just a little something I've picked up.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Please do bear in mind that the last thing he picked up was the plague.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oi!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Right, let's get cracking and to find out who this round's about,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And your four Georgian topics are:
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Dionne, you get first pick seeing as it's the first round,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22so pick away, please.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Teeth.- Let's hear the question.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26True or false -
0:02:26 > 0:02:30our Georgian dentists used whalebones to make false teeth.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35So, true or false - Georgian dentists used whalebones
0:02:35 > 0:02:36to make false teeth.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Well, Melissa and Lloyd going for true, Dionne going for false.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Let's find out who's right.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's false.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48But they did use walrus tusks.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Thankfully, they cut them down a bit first though.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- HE LAUGHS HEARTILY - Marvellous.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yes, thankfully.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Dionne, you've got off to a flying start, well done.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Melissa, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Fashion, please.- Fashion it is.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Is this true or is it false?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12So, what do you think?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Is that true or is that false?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20You've all gone for true.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Interesting. Let's find out if you're right.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK, in fact it's...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- ..true.- It is true.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30The huge dresses were called Mantua dresses
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and many doorways had to be enlarged
0:03:32 > 0:03:36so that ladies in these massive dresses could actually fit through.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Excuse me, does my bum look big in this?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yes? Oh, good.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44That's what they were after. RATTUS CACKLES
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'll go with Milk.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Milk. Now that is a prop question.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's a prop question. I like the prop questions.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Oh, my word.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Ooh, ooh, ooh.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Eurgh. That is a bucket of dirty milk.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Oh, it really is horrible. Here's the question relating to it.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08True or false - Georgian milkmaids carried milk through town
0:04:08 > 0:04:12in buckets and the milk usually had lice, spit and hair in it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15RATTUS SMACKS HIS LIPS Is that true or is that false?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Show me your answers now, please.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Dionne's gone for false, Melissa and Lloyd have both gone for true.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I can tell you that the answer is true.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28The milk was filthy.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30And it's absolutely delicious.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'll put this down here.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Just lick that little mark up there, would you, Rattus?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Fantastic. Right, so everyone on two points.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's very, very exciting.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45One question left in this round and it's a question on Napoleon.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49True or false - before a long march, Napoleon's French soldiers
0:04:49 > 0:04:52would sometimes put an egg into each boot.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Interesting. True or false -
0:04:54 > 0:04:57before a long march, Napoleon's French soldiers would
0:04:57 > 0:05:01sometimes put an egg into each boot Let's see your answers now, please.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Dionne's gone for true.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Melissa and Lloyd have gone for false.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Let's see who's right.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11It's true.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14They thought this helped sooth blistered feet.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- RATTUS LAUGHS - Eh, I guess they ended up
0:05:17 > 0:05:21with a cheese omelette at the end of the march. Yummy.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Yes, horrible.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Dionne, congratulations, that means that you've won the quiz.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Time to choose your Year Sphere from our Trolley Wally.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Will you not call me that. Oh.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, I hate it when it's all the way down here.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's such a long way, argh.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Hello, Dionne.- Hello.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Come and choose your Year Sphere, whichever one you want.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Watch out though, there could be a Stone Age date in one of them
0:05:43 > 0:05:45that's worth a few million minus points.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51So, winning the quiz means that Dionne is automatically
0:05:51 > 0:05:55through to play the Georgian Game, but will she be alone
0:05:55 > 0:05:57or will everyone get to play? Let's find out.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's an All Play Silly Game,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Off you go, Lloyd. It stinks, by the way.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Eurgh!- In you go, Melissa.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Eurgh, that stinks.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I know it does. Go on, then, down you go.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18SHE SHRIEKS AND THEY MAKES NOISES OF DISGUST
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, it stinks in here.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Eeeee!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Now, Georgians were famous for wearing huge wigs
0:06:27 > 0:06:30which were invariably infested with hundreds of bugs.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32So, it's time to play:
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Loads of fleas and lice will be
0:06:35 > 0:06:38flinging themselves from a giant Georgian wig.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41You have to catch as many bugs in your hair net and wig as possible.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Are you ready? Steady?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Let the flea circus begin.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50HOOTER BLASTS
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Here we are then, a Georgian flea fling
0:06:53 > 0:06:57and already, the bugs of many shapes and sizes are coming out of the wig.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00There's one now. Rattus, you must love this game.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I do love it.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I love this game for a whole myriad
0:07:04 > 0:07:05of reasons.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07My fleas are only a couple of millimetres
0:07:07 > 0:07:10across, whereas these fleas are humungous.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13These fleas have been fed quite a lot
0:07:13 > 0:07:16of human growth hormone in order to get them up to the size
0:07:16 > 0:07:17required for this game.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Not strictly legal but it's something we enjoy.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I think Melissa's actually managed to catch one of the bugs
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- on her hair. - You're absolutely right.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27There's one hanging on to the edge
0:07:27 > 0:07:28of her wig. That's got to be
0:07:28 > 0:07:30a bit off-putting but it will of course count
0:07:30 > 0:07:32towards her final total.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33It certainly will.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I wonder if the contestants want to catch some of my bugs.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38They're small but perfectly formed.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40And they're absolutely disgusting, Rattus.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Don't you go near the contestants with them.
0:07:43 > 0:07:4430 seconds remaining.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I believe, Dave, this is the only show on network television
0:07:47 > 0:07:49where children are actually encouraged
0:07:49 > 0:07:51to catch lice.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's so wrong, it's right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57And talking of lice, look, there's another one on Melissa's head.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59She's got two now on that wig alone.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01A lot of these fleas seem to pop in as well
0:08:01 > 0:08:03and then bounce out again as they reach
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- for other ones. - Well, that's the fleas
0:08:05 > 0:08:07for you. Fleas bounce all over the place,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09whereas lice tend to stick and stay
0:08:09 > 0:08:11where they are, you can't get rid
0:08:11 > 0:08:13of them even with a preparatory cream, Dave.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You can't. And a third flea now on Melissa's wig.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I think we're coming towards the end
0:08:17 > 0:08:18of this game. Time is running out
0:08:18 > 0:08:20here and that is in fact the end.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- It's all over. - That is in fact the end
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and looking at that, I can tell you that the score is 35-31-20.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You're extraordinary.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I know.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Back behind your podiums, please. That was tremendous.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34That was a tremendous effort.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38But the winner with 35 bugs was Dionne.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well done, Dionne, help yourself to another Year Sphere, Dionne.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Two Year Spheres. No Year Spheres yet for the other but plenty of time
0:08:45 > 0:08:49to catch up and to find up whose up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56And here are your all-important Victorian topics.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Melissa, it's your turn to pick first.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Florence Nightingale.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10True or false - famous Victorian nurse Florence Nightingale
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- used to have a pet ferret which she kept in her pocket.- Mmm.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17True or false - famous Victorian nurse Florence Nightingale
0:09:17 > 0:09:22used to have a pet ferret which she kept in her pocket.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Melissa and Lloyd going for false.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Dionne for true. Let's find out what the answer is.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28It's false.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Florence used to keep a pet owl in her pocket
0:09:31 > 0:09:32who she called Athena.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's a nice name.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Right, Lloyd, your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Gadgets, please.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Gadgets. And that is a prop question.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- It's a prop question. - It's a prop question.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ohh, look at that.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47That is a genuine Victorian contraption
0:09:47 > 0:09:49for removing rotten teeth.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Is that true or is that false?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54So, this genuine Victorian contraption
0:09:54 > 0:09:56was for removing rotten teeth.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02The girls are going for false, Lloyd out on his own with true.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04The answer is...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06false. Unfortunately.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10It is in fact for peeling peaches, believe it or not.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Alternatively, you can leave the peaches to rot
0:10:13 > 0:10:16for a couple of weeks, then suck them up with a straw.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Delish.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That's if you're a rat.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22There's the scores, so, Melissa, you're in the lead this round
0:10:22 > 0:10:25with two points. Dionne and Lloyd you have a point apiece.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26All still to play for.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Dionne, your turn to choose next.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Poetry, please.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36What do you think? Is this true or false?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47This might be my favourite question ever.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Show me your answers now, please.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Everybody has gone for true.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Interesting.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56The fact of the matter is,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58it's true.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00RATTUS LAUGHS
0:11:00 > 0:11:03There once was a poet most smart,
0:11:03 > 0:11:06whose lyrics were praised as high art.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09He mimed doing a poo on an imaginary loo,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11but one thing was real.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12- HE MAKES A FARTING SOUND - His fart!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Thank you, Rattus. RATTUS LAUGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You're in the lead, Melissa. One question left this round
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and it's a question on:
0:11:23 > 0:11:25True or false -
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Queen Victoria was the shortest monarch in British history.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33So, was Queen Victoria the shortest adult monarch in British history?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Everybody has gone for true.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Let's find out.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's true. Victoria was only five foot tall.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I guess that old crown added a few inches, though,
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I could do with one of those myself. I'm four foot five.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Short in stature, long in reign.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54And at the end of that round, Melissa, you have a full house.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You've scored four out of four and that means you've won a Year Sphere.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Congratulations.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03OK, Melissa, as the winner of the quiz,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05you're through to play the Victorian Game,
0:12:05 > 0:12:09but will be just your or will the others gets to play too?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's a Single Player Brainy Game.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19So, Melissa, it's off down the Time Sewer with you on your own.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20It really does stink.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26DAVE COUGHS Crikey.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Eccentric Victorian William Buckland loved natural history and filled
0:12:33 > 0:12:37his house with every kind of animal, then proceeded to eat them all.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39In fact, he ate all sorts of unusual foods,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41like for instance, mouse on toast.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43It's time to play:
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Seven bizarre foodstuffs then, but two weren't eaten by barmy Buckland.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You have to work out which five things he really consumed.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Choose five and move them to the eaten board,
0:12:55 > 0:12:59then touch the mouse on toast to find out how many you've got right.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05but you've got to be quick because you're against the clock.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Your time starts now. HOOTER BLASTS
0:13:08 > 0:13:12So then, what does Melissa think that barmy Buckland used to eat?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Her first choice, I can tell you, is roast giraffe.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And talking of roast giraffe, Rattus, don't forget you can
0:13:18 > 0:13:21of course play along at home with the Gory Games App.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25The mummified heart of Louis XIV, an elephant's trunk.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27What a varied diet he had.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30If this is right, what an extraordinary diet the man had.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Stewed bluebottles is next. She's doing very well.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37She assessing this and doing it quickly. A mole.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- On to the mouse on toast. - You have all five right.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42She's done it already. Extraordinary!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Here you are, I got you a tea. Is she ready to start?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- It's finished.- What?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Melissa, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52That's right, Buckland didn't eat a dodo,
0:13:52 > 0:13:55a species which had died out long before Buckland was born.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Nor did he eat the mummified toe of Pharaoh Tutankhamen,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02whose tomb was not discovered until after Buckland had died.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05But Buckland really did eat all the others. Yeah!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Including the mummified heart of Louis XIV. Eurgh.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Apparently, he said, "I have eaten many strange things
0:14:13 > 0:14:17"but have never eaten the heart of a king before."
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Nor I, to my knowledge,
0:14:19 > 0:14:23but who knows what meat they actually put in a hot dog, eh?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Four questions as always
0:14:30 > 0:14:33and here are your four Middle Ages topics.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Lloyd, it's your turn to pick first. Pick a topic.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Monks, please.- Monks.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47One wise monk wrote all about Britain's early history.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51His name was Bede, but by what name is he better know?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54A - the venerable Bede,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57B - the honourable Bede
0:14:57 > 0:15:00or C - boring Bede?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Let's see your answers now, please.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05The girls are going for Bs.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Lloyds out on his own with an A. Let's see who's right.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11The answer is A - the venerable Bede.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Which means he was admired and respected.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Much like the venerable Dave.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17What do you want, Rattus?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Nothing. Well, can I have a go in your Jacuzzi?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's not a Jacuzzi, it's a toilet.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24I know, but can I anyway?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Help yourself.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Lloyd, you're off to a cracking start -
0:15:28 > 0:15:29one point on the board already.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Dionne, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Erm, Cures.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, it's a prop question.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Let's see it. Ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40There it is.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42This is a magpie's beak,
0:15:42 > 0:15:45but why would a person from the Middle Ages
0:15:45 > 0:15:47wear it around their neck?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Would it be A - for good luck,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51B - to cure toothache
0:15:51 > 0:15:53or C - to ward off demons and ghosts?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Show me your answers now, please.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You've all gone for C.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03You all think it's to ward off demons and ghosts.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Well, I can tell you that the actual answer is...
0:16:06 > 0:16:10B. It's a cure for toothache.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Dave doesn't need a cure. He's got false teeth.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17OK, you're on a final warning now.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Again?- Yeah, again.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Melissa, your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Can I have sport, please?- Sport.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29A man called John Rivers found his Lord's hunting hawk
0:16:29 > 0:16:32on the roof of his house but failed to report it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34What was his punishment?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36A - he was fined 100 shillings,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39B - he had one of his hands cut off
0:16:39 > 0:16:43or C - he had flesh cut from his chest and fed to the hawk?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Let's see your answers now then, please.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Very interesting.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Lloyd and Dionne going for Cs, Melissa for B.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Let's find out who's right.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54The answer is C.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58He had 6oz of flesh cut from his chest and fed to the hawk.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'm guessing he didn't do that again.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Even that makes me feel queasy. - HE RETCHES
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Hold it in, Rattus, I don't want to see any sick on the table.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Good man. OK, through to the final question now, this round.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Lloyd, you've got two points, you can't be caught by Melissa
0:17:13 > 0:17:16but you can still be caught by Dionne.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19So, the final question is on kings. Let's hear what it is.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Richard the Lionheart was King of England for ten years
0:17:22 > 0:17:26but during this time, how long was he actually in England?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28A - ten years,
0:17:28 > 0:17:29B - two years
0:17:29 > 0:17:31or C - six months?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What do you think? Is it A, B or C?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Dionne and Lloyd going for C, Melissa for A.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let's find out what the actual answer is.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44C - six months.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49He spent all his time crusading because he hated England.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I guess he wasn't a big fan of rain and mud.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Excellent. At the end of that round, Lloyd, you have won yourself
0:17:55 > 0:17:58your first Year Sphere. Congratulations.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01So, Lloyd, you're through to play the Middle Ages game, but will it
0:18:01 > 0:18:04be All Play or will you be playing on your own? Let's find out.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It's a Single Player Silly Game.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Hmm, so, Lloyd, get down that Time Sewer.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18HE YELLS
0:18:18 > 0:18:19And he was gone.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Picture the scene.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's the court of King Louis XI of France in the 1400s
0:18:27 > 0:18:30and he has just been delivered a musical instrument,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32the like of which has never been seen before.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33It's time to play the:
0:18:35 > 0:18:39The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes and a keyboard.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Play a key and a little spike would prick a piggy and make it squeal.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46The larger the pig, the deeper the squeal.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Get one note wrong and er, well, you'll find out.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Let's get squealing.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06HOOTER BLASTS
0:19:06 > 0:19:10So, Lloyd attempts pig piano. Here comes his first sequence.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13There it is. He's got to replicate that, remember,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15In order to stay in the game.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17One mistake and it's all over.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I have to reiterate that. He's made a good start though, Rattus.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22He's made an excellent start, Dave.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25My fear is if he goes wrong cos these pigs have all been
0:19:25 > 0:19:28eating chocolate ice cream and raw onions, all morning.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, well that-that could be terrible news for Lloyd because
0:19:31 > 0:19:35if he does go wrong, something unspeakable happens, I'm afraid.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37But he's not gone wrong yet. That's four.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's done the second sequence, moving on to five.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41PIGS SQUEAL
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Now it's up to Lloyd to repeat that. Yes, a good start.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54The fourth and I think the fifth one was the green.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Oh, no. Oh, I think he's gone wrong. Oh, no.- He's gone wrong.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Oh, no.- It's missed, he's swerved out of the way of it, though.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03He's cleverly avoided that, I like that very much.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05What is happening to that pig?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08It's having the most confusing poo I've ever seen.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Welcome back, Lloyd. Take your place behind your podium.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Bad luck, bad luck.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18There have been numerous reports of the legendary pig piano throughout
0:20:18 > 0:20:22history and they've had different names, like the hog harmonium.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23The swineaway.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25The pig organ.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26The pigarno.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29And if you'd like instructions on how to build your own pig piano,
0:20:29 > 0:20:32then I'm going to report you to the RSPCA.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33RATTUS LAUGHS
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I will do it, don't test me on that one.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Lloyd that was extraordinary. Very difficult
0:20:38 > 0:20:41but what I liked is the way you swerved the poo at the end.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yeah, spoilsport.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45We were quite looking forward to seeing someone getting
0:20:45 > 0:20:47covered in poo but you body-swerved it nicely.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Time for the final round.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58So, no Quirky Quiz in our final round.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02It's straight to our big All Play Viking Endgame.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03And it's a scary one.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Let's see you get down that Time Sewer one last time.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Eurgh!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17You never get used to it - it's absolutely revolting.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Stinks in here.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Eeeee!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Picture the scene - it's 793 AD,
0:21:24 > 0:21:28you are a monk, busy minding your own business on the island monastery
0:21:28 > 0:21:31of Lindisfarne when suddenly... HE ROARS
0:21:34 > 0:21:36RATTUS CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:21:36 > 0:21:38..you've got some unwanted visitors.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39It's time to play -
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Your only hope of survival is that the Vikings won't hear you
0:21:45 > 0:21:47so you'd better not step on a squeaky floorboard.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Your challenge is to find the one squeak-free path
0:21:50 > 0:21:52through the wooden panels.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Step on a squeaky one and you'll be sent back to the start.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Reach the end of the path and you are faced with two doors.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Choose well - for behind one is freedom, behind the other is...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04HE ROARS AGAIN
0:22:04 > 0:22:07..the Viking fella with the thing.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Sounded like a weasel with a throat infection.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Well, it's a Viking.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Find him and you have to start all over again.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Ready, steady... HOOTER BLASTS
0:22:15 > 0:22:19So, here we go with Viking Attack then. A very cagey start.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22One or two squeaky floorboards instantly.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Of course, there is a one in three chance of getting it right
0:22:25 > 0:22:28with that first step. Dionne has made the first step
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- but not the second. - No.- It's a slow start.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's a difficult one this, though
0:22:33 > 0:22:35because there's a one-in-three chance almost all the way up.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's a game of trial and error
0:22:37 > 0:22:41and then you have to remember your errors,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43as Melissa hasn't done there.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45We should have called this game
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Hide And Squeak, Dave.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Yes! Why?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Never mind. Dionne there seems to be having trouble working out
0:22:54 > 0:22:56her first step, which is extraordinary.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Lloyd, halfway along now, lovely.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01There are those monks at the back there of course,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03keeping a close watch on proceedings,
0:23:03 > 0:23:07because it's their monastery after all, and don't forget, as Lloyd...
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Oh, I thought Lloyd was getting close.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Remember those doors at the end,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12they've got two doors each
0:23:12 > 0:23:14to choose from. Behind one door lies freedom,
0:23:14 > 0:23:18behind the other, an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19RATTUS CACKLES
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Obviously, you're after freedom there.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I said it would be good if they had to
0:23:24 > 0:23:26duck flying Viking axes as well.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I remember - I was at that meeting.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Didn't go for it. - No, they didn't.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Just as you think they're doing well,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35a little mistake creeps in.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36I think what's happening here is,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- you're cursing them. - I think maybe I am.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I think maybe I should stop saying the words, "Doing well."
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Look at that - Dionne's...
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Argh, even if I don't say them, I curse them.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- You're thinking it. - Even if I just think
0:23:48 > 0:23:49- them. - Just by thinking it.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51In that case, I'm going to have to control
0:23:51 > 0:23:53my mind, very, very closely.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54What am I talking about?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57of course my mind's not having any influence on this at all.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Here's Lloyd. Come on, Lloyd, you're doing very, very well.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- DOOR CREAKS - Oh, no.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Dionne? Oh, dear. Someone must get there eventually
0:24:06 > 0:24:08and Melissa could be that person. Look at this.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12This is very impressive, just one more step to go and she's there.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Melissa has actually made it through.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Now, this is where it gets very,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18very interesting. It's a 50/50 chance.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Oh!- Oh, it's freedom. - Excellent choice.- Freedom.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24And she's celebrating rather than being carried off on a stretcher.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Melissa, go and help yourself to another Year Sphere. Fantastic.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34When Lindisfarne was attacked, monks managed to get away with
0:24:34 > 0:24:38one of their most holy relics - the body of St Cuthbert.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41They carried it around for seven years to make sure
0:24:41 > 0:24:43the Vikings didn't get hold of it.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I've been carrying someone for years, too.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Are you saying you're carrying me cos I'm not up to the job?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, I was talking about Marcus - my flea.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53But now you mention it...
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Time to count up those Year Spheres and remember,
0:24:58 > 0:25:02AD years are added to your total and BC years are subtracted from it.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04So, Dionne, start us off please,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07could you open up your first Year Sphere?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Let's find out what's inside.
0:25:10 > 0:25:131871 AD -
0:25:13 > 0:25:15the year that Queen Victoria
0:25:15 > 0:25:16opened the Albert Hall.
0:25:18 > 0:25:211587 AD -
0:25:21 > 0:25:23the execution of Mary Queen of Scots
0:25:23 > 0:25:30but that gives you an excellent, excellent total of 3,458.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Melissa, let's see what you've got in your first sphere.
0:25:33 > 0:25:351305 AD -
0:25:35 > 0:25:37the execution of William Wallace.
0:25:39 > 0:25:421770 AD -
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Captain Cook claims Australia for Britain
0:25:45 > 0:25:46in that year.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50That gives you a running total at the moment of 3,075.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54You need just under 400 positive years to beat Dionne.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Let's open that next sphere.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, my word!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It's 10,000 BC -
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Stone Age man first domesticated dogs
0:26:06 > 0:26:09about then, but that's no consolation at all,
0:26:09 > 0:26:10is it, Melissa? And you've ended up
0:26:10 > 0:26:14with a total of minus 6,925.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Lloyd, let's see what you've got
0:26:16 > 0:26:19in your Year Sphere.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- It's...- Ooh!- ..2,500 BC -
0:26:22 > 0:26:26the stones were added to Stonehenge that year.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27So that means today's winner,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30with 3,458 points is Dionne.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Congratulations, Dionne.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Excellent.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Who goes home with our star prize and today's prize is not like
0:26:38 > 0:26:41the prizes on any other game show, which is a shame because
0:26:41 > 0:26:44it's some old rubbish the rat has dragged out of the Time Sewer.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46What have got today, Rattus?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, you certainly can't say that this prize is pointless.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54In fact, it couldn't have more of a point if it tried, yeah?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58It's the tip of a Roman gladiator's spear.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Roman ladies believed it was good luck to comb their hair
0:27:01 > 0:27:04with the spear of a dead gladiator.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Exactly how does combing your hair with a spear constitute good luck?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Well, it does if you've always wished for hair that's matted
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- with congealed gladiator blood. - Oh, yeah.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Well, con-RAT-ulations, Dionne.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yes, there you go, Dionne, so sorry about the blood on it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Thank you.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Maybe you could display it somewhere you can't it see it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Dionne.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Thanks to our runners up, Melissa and Lloyd
0:27:31 > 0:27:33and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35I aim to please.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43So, did you know all the answers? Then prove it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Next time why not play along by downloading the Gory Games app
0:27:47 > 0:27:49from the CBBC website.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# Keep watching
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# We'll be back again
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Horrible History's Gory...
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# ..Games. #