0:00:02 > 0:00:04# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:21# Then let's test your brains with Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Horrible History's Gory... Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Hello and welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And I'm Dave Lamb.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32No, you're not, you're Rattus Rattus.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Not any more, turns out you're getting paid more than me
0:00:35 > 0:00:36so I've changed my name to Dave Lamb
0:00:36 > 0:00:40so that we, quite literally, have the same contract.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42And you don't think that this'll cause any confusion?
0:00:42 > 0:00:43I wouldn't have thought so.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we get on with the show please, Dave?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47BOTH: Yes, of course.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48BOTH: He means me.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53BOTH: This is the show where we test your knowledge of
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Horrible Histories with Quirky Quizzes and of course Gory Games.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is going to be a very long show.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hi, I'm Kirsty.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hi, I'm Oliver.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Hannah.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Excellent, they're all here.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13And you can play along at home too using the brilliant Gory Games App.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15If you haven't got it yet go to the CBBC website.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22Right, Kirsty, Oliver, Hannah, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Each Year Sphere contains a historical date and at the end
0:01:24 > 0:01:28of the show your Year Spheres will be added up, with the AD dates
0:01:28 > 0:01:35being ADded to your total and the BC dates being suBtraCted from it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- You're so clever. - It's very clever.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41So if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, it's...it's between six and 300.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Can you be more specific?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yes, but I think you should do some of the work.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- It's 735. - Correct.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52And, of course, the person with the highest year
0:01:52 > 0:01:57score at the end of the show will take home a unique historical prize.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59And the prize I've found for you is
0:01:59 > 0:02:02so good that I was really tempted to keep it myself.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yeah, so we're looking at something at least as good as
0:02:05 > 0:02:06rotten potato peelings.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Rotten potato peelings, where, where, where?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Right, let's get cracking
0:02:10 > 0:02:15and to find out what this round's about, over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21So, four questions on Gorgeous Georgians coming up.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere
0:02:25 > 0:02:27and your four Georgian topics are...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35So, Kirsty, you get to pick first in this round.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Which is it going to be?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Can I go for heads, please? - Heads.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44That is a prop question and...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's a severed head.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Right, this is in fact a French aristocrat.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51During the French Revolution many aristocrats were
0:02:51 > 0:02:52executed on the guillotine
0:02:52 > 0:02:56and their decapitated heads were used to make wax replicas.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now, the woman behind this had a name.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Was it Madame...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Honestly, history. You couldn't make it up.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Let's see your answers now.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17OK, so Kirsty and Oliver going for Madame Bonaparte,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Hannah for Madame Tussaud and the answer is...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22B, Madame Tussaud.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, well done, Hannah, founder of Madame Tussauds,
0:03:25 > 0:03:30the famous museum of wax replicas of historical figures and celebrities.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Do you know, I don't think nowadays they make wax replicas using
0:03:33 > 0:03:35decapitated heads of celebrities.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38No, which is a shame in many instances, of course.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yeah, yeah.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Excellent. Oliver, your turn to pick next, three topics remaining.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Can I go with entertainment?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50In 1764 the Duke of Cumberland entertained guests with
0:03:50 > 0:03:52an organised fight between...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Which of those animals would fight each other?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Is it A, B or C? Let's see those answers now, please.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Right, Oliver and Hannah going for A, Kirsty for C.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Let's find out who's right.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11The answer is A, a tiger and a stag.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14If you don't want to know who won, look away now.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hannah, it's your turn to choose a topic next.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Um, please can I have cures?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Cures.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24OK, here we go, good luck.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38RATTUS LAUGHS Interesting.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40So, is it A, B or C?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44OK, Oliver and Kirsty agreeing on A, Hannah going with C.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Let's hear what the answer is.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51The answer is, C, wear roast turnip skin behind the ear.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Well, that extra point there means
0:04:53 > 0:04:56that you cannot be caught. So, Hannah,
0:04:56 > 0:05:00you've won the quiz, time to choose your Year Sphere from Fun Dave.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Push, push, push, push.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Here you go, Hannah, come and pick a Year Sphere, any one you want.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yes, let's hope it's not the one with a Stone Age date,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13though, worth a few million minus points.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Push, push, push, push, push.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Now, winning the quiz means Hannah is automatically through to play
0:05:18 > 0:05:22the Georgian Game, but will she be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Let's find out.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's a single player silly game,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33so, Hannah, off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Good luck in there, deep breath.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Oh, it stinks.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Picture the scene - it's the 21st of October, 1805
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and the 27 ships of the British Royal Navy face
0:05:47 > 0:05:50the 33 boats of the French and Spanish Navy.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51It's time to play...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57You are a British Navy gunner. Your mission - to load,
0:05:57 > 0:06:01aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot
0:06:03 > 0:06:06and lose a point for every British ship you hit.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13And battle begins...now. HORN HONKS
0:06:13 > 0:06:14So here goes Hannah
0:06:14 > 0:06:17on her own personal Battle of Trafalgar.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20She loads the cannon here,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22there we go, lines it up.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Is she going to hit a Spanish galleon or a British ship?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The answer is she's not going to hit anything, Rattus.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29You know why it was called Trafalgar, Dull Dave?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Actually, you know what, Fun Dave? I don't think I do.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Because it took place off the coast of Spain,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36just west of Cape Trafalgar.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Genuinely interesting.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, oh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42That was a French galleon that has gone down,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45so that's one point. Well played, Hannah, lovely.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, she's reloaded already -
0:06:47 > 0:06:49she's very keen to get in amongst the carnage.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51She's missed again there, Rattus, hasn't she?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52That's very unfortunate, that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yeah. She's reloading. That's the thing,
0:06:55 > 0:06:57once you've missed you've got another shot straight away.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00And that's another Frenchie down, another Frenchie.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Two correct hits for Hannah, she's doing extremely well.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Hannah seems to have very good sea legs, Dave.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08She does, she's wobbling on that platform, remember.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10It was my idea to have the springs added.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, and it was a good idea.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15You see there that that ship is moving from side to side
0:07:15 > 0:07:17so she's doing extremely well. She takes another. Hello.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Who's this coming into the game? There is a seagull in the way.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Well, I guess the only answer is just to ignore it
0:07:23 > 0:07:26and hope it flies off. I mean, this is a battle, after all,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28you shouldn't really be concentrating on the wildlife.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- The seagull was my idea too. - You're not helping, Rattus.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- I'm not, am I? - RATTUS LAUGHS
0:07:33 > 0:07:36But Hannah's managing to ignore it. Excellent seamanship.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ho, ho! And she's sunk another French galleon.
0:07:38 > 0:07:4030 seconds remaining.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42She's doing extremely well, although I have to say
0:07:42 > 0:07:45the clock is ticking - she's running out of time here.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Has she got enough time left
0:07:46 > 0:07:48to get the six galleons that she needs?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh, there's number five.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56That Spanish galleon won't be going anywhere other than downwards.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And that means she just needs one more.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00We really are running out of time now,
0:08:00 > 0:08:01probably about 15 seconds left,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03and she just needs one more ship.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05She's probably got about ten seconds left.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07And she's done it! Stand aside, Lord Nelson,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10it's Hannah's turn to take the glory.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Hannah, welcome back, collect your Year Sphere.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18In the real battle, 22 ships of the enemy fleets were sunk
0:08:18 > 0:08:21without a single British vessel being lost.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Which I think we can safely say is the last time a British team won
0:08:25 > 0:08:26anything 22-0.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29On to round two, and to find out what's up next,
0:08:29 > 0:08:30it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Here are your all-important Egyptian topics...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45So, Oliver, it's your turn to pick first this time. Pick away.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Can I go with Pharaohs?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49You certainly can, sir.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Around 1800 BC, pharaohs stopped being buried in pyramids
0:08:54 > 0:08:56and were buried underground instead. Why was this?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Was it...?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Was it A, because they ran out of stone?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Was it B, to stop people stealing the treasure?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Or was it C, because they wanted to be nearer to the underworld?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Show me your answers now.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20All B's, tremendous, let's hear if you're all right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22The answer is B.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25They were buried underground so people couldn't find them
0:09:25 > 0:09:26to steal their treasure.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28So, Hannah, your turn to pick. Pick away.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Can I have Egyptian Gods, please?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Here's what I want to know.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Was it A, a bird, B, a rat or C, an elephant?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53The girls both going for A, Oliver for C,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55let's hear the correct answer.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56The answer is A.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The Egyptian God of Wisdom had the head of a bird.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Though obviously the head of a rat would have made a lot more sense.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Absolutely! Kirsty, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Can I have sport, please?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You're lucky because this is a question from Rattus.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15From Fun Dave.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Thank you very much.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22What was the most dangerous sport in Egypt for posh people?
0:10:22 > 0:10:28Was it A, lion hunting, B, hyena hunting or C, hippo hunting?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh, tricky question, Fun Dave!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33So, what do you think? Is it A, B or C?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Let's see your answers now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Wow, all three Cs again. Fun Dave.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I can tell you the answer is C. Yes, you're all right.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Hippos are extremely dangerous - they still kill more humans
0:10:46 > 0:10:49than any other animal in Africa. Isn't that amazing?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52OK, and the final question this round is on Magicians.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Let's hear what it is.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Pharaoh Cheops built the Great Pyramid
0:10:57 > 0:11:01and he also had one of the first ever magicians, called Dedi.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03But what was Dedi's famous trick?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Was it...?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Or C, he could cut off a goose's head and put it back alive?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Was it A, disappear?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Could he B, levitate,
0:11:15 > 0:11:19or could he C, cut off a goose's head and put it back alive?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Let's see your answers now.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Oh, complete agreement once again, everyone going for C.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Let's find out if you're right.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29The answer is C.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32He could cut off a goose's head and put it back alive.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33He also did the same trick with an ox,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35but he refused to try it out with a man.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yes, that's probably because it was all just a trick.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41A trick, you say? I'll have Dedi's head chopped off and see
0:11:41 > 0:11:42if he can put it back on again.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45RATTUS LAUGHS
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, that's the end of the round and we've got a tie,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50with two maximums. Kirsty and Hannah, you've got every question
0:11:50 > 0:11:53in that round right. It's time for you two to put your fingers on your
0:11:53 > 0:11:56buzzers because what we're going to have here is a buzzer question.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Beginning with the letter C, which famous Queen of Egypt dated
0:12:01 > 0:12:04two famous Romans, Mark Anthony and Julius Caesar?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Yes, Hannah. - Cleopatra.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Cleopatra is the right answer,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Hannah, you've won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13As the quiz winner, Hannah,
0:12:13 > 0:12:15you're also through to play the Egyptian game.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19But will it be just you or will the others get to play too?
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Let's find out.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27It's an all play silly game, so that means
0:12:27 > 0:12:31it's time for you all to go off down the Time Sewer.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34One at a time. Go on, Hannah, down you go, you know the way.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Bye.- Follow Hannah if I were you, Oliver, lovely.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Bye.- Bye.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Now, King Pepi had an original solution to the fly
0:12:41 > 0:12:44problem in ancient Egypt.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46He'd pour pots of honey over some slaves
0:12:46 > 0:12:48and stand them in the corners of the room.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49RATTUS LAUGHS
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's so obvious when you think about it, isn't it?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Your challenge is to catch as many flies on your honey suit
0:12:54 > 0:12:56and fly swat as possible.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59The person who catches the most flies in the time limit
0:12:59 > 0:13:02wins the Year Sphere. And here come those pesky flies.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03It's time to play...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07HORN HONKS So here we are.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10They are covered in honey, they've got their fly swats
0:13:10 > 0:13:13and they're trying to catch as many flies as they can.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16And what an excellent start that is from Hannah, she's got two
0:13:16 > 0:13:19flies on there already. Rattus, this is a good game, isn't it?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's one of my favourite ones.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's sweet and it's gooey.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24What's not to love?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27And don't forget you can get stuck in
0:13:27 > 0:13:30at home as well, of course, with the Gory Games App.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Just wash your hands afterwards.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Flies coming from all angles now,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36they're standing all quite near the front.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38With the exception of Kirsty
0:13:38 > 0:13:40they're scoring fairly heavily.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Kirsty a little bit slow off the mark
0:13:43 > 0:13:45but she's gone to the back of the room,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47and you have to think that's a mistake,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50what with all the flies being at the front.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52None of them stuck to them themselves yet.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55No, it doesn't appear the honey is attracting
0:13:55 > 0:13:58the flies in the way that one would hope.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh, hang on, there was a fly stolen there!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Oliver has stolen a fly.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Don't worry, the officials will be all over that,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06that'll get taken off his score.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh, look out, look out!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Oliver's got a fly on his head.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oh, doesn't he look a bit silly with that on?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15But what a tremendous catch.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, hello! Kirsty's got one too, superb!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21That means Hannah is the only one left without a fly on her head.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24She'll be absolutely furious about that.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Oh, dear me.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27BUZZER SOUNDS And there's the buzzer.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Well, it's all over. Hannah's finally got a fly on her head
0:14:29 > 0:14:30but that won't count.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33But it doesn't matter, Hannah has done it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Hannah.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45And here are your four Viking topics...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Hannah, it's your turn to pick first.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Um, please can I have Viking Heaven?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59That, very excitingly, is a prop question.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04There we go. Vikings believed that in Valhalla, Viking heaven,
0:15:04 > 0:15:09dead warriors would drink from the skulls of their enemies.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Oh, this question is disgusting. I love it.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16So is that true or is it false?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Let's see your answers now.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, well you've all gone for true
0:15:20 > 0:15:24and I can tell you you're all absolutely right, it is true.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Kirsty, it's your turn.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Um, can I have battle, please?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Battle.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Is this true or false?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Sorry, I missed that. Could you repeat the question?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42To make them look more fierce in battle
0:15:42 > 0:15:45they put make-up on their faces.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So, is that true or is it false?
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Kirsty and Oliver going for false, Hannah on her own with true.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55It's true.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Yes, it's absolutely true, they wore eyeliner made from ash.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yeah, it probably made them look a bit girlie
0:16:01 > 0:16:03but no-one was ever brave enough to tell them.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04RATTUS LAUGHS
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Actually, you are quite good fun, Dave. Good for you.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oliver, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Can I go with Viking Myth, please?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Yes, you can. Let's hear that question.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18True or false - we believe the first man and woman came from a volcano.
0:16:18 > 0:16:24Right. Vikings believed the first man and woman came from a volcano.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Is that true or is that false?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Well, three falses, let's see if you're all right or wrong.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37It's false, they came from the sweat of a giant armpit, obviously.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Eurgh, from the sweat of a giant's armpit?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Even I find that disgusting and I'm a rat.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45That must be very, very disgusting, then.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Here is the final question of this round.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53True or false - in the year 1004, when the people of Norwich offered
0:16:53 > 0:16:58us money to stop raiding them, we graciously accepted and went home?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02In 1004 AD, when the people of Norwich offered money to stop
0:17:02 > 0:17:05the Vikings raiding them, they accepted and went home.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Is that true or is that false?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Hannah goes with true, the other two with false.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Let's hear the answer.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's false, we did take their money but then we robbed
0:17:19 > 0:17:21and destroyed Norwich anyway.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- HE LAUGHS - it was brilliant fun.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27That means you've all ended up with three points each
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and we go to our buzzer question.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Fingers on your buzzers.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Beginning with the letter T,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36which day of the week is named after the Viking God of Thunder Thor?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Oliver.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Is it Thursday?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- It is Thursday, Oliver.- Yes!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Congratulations, you've won yourself a Year Sphere.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Go and collect it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48OK, Oliver, you're through to play the Viking game but will it
0:17:48 > 0:17:51be just you or will everyone else get to play too?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Let's find out.
0:17:55 > 0:18:01It's a single-player brainy game. Off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Go on, I know it stinks. - Bye.- Bye.- Bye.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06DAVE SPLUTTERS
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Vikings didn't just raid Britain, many of them settled here
0:18:10 > 0:18:13and some Viking words have become part of the English language.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Seven words, then, but two don't come from the Vikings.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Your challenge, to work out which five do.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Choose five words and move them to the Viking board,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25then touch the Viking Axe - mind your fingers, though -
0:18:25 > 0:18:27to find out how many you've got right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32but you've got to be quick because you're against the clock.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34It's time to play...
0:18:36 > 0:18:38HORN BLOWS
0:18:38 > 0:18:43So, can Oliver find those five genuine Viking words?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45First up, slaughter.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Slaughter.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Sounds right, doesn't it?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- There you go, he's gone for crash second.- Crash!
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Do you know, Dave,
0:18:52 > 0:18:56in our rat language we don't have a word for disgusting.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57I'm not surprised.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59He's not exactly rushing, is he, Rattus?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01He's not, he's taking his time.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03But he's considering every move he's making, Dave,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and I like to see that in a young man -
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- consideration. - ARGH!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You have four right.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11So, now he has to get tactical.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Cake goes. In comes skull for cake.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16A good substitution, do you think, Rattus?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I'm not so sure if skull is a good substitute, Dave.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Four right.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Well, neither's Oliver. Look, he's gone back
0:19:21 > 0:19:23and he's got rid of skull straight away.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27I was wondering, Dave, is your skull as old as you are?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28I'm not answering that.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, and he's got fewer.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31He's only got three right now,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33so that means both wrong answers
0:19:33 > 0:19:34are up there somewhere.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I wonder if juggle is one of them?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37He's taken that one away and replaced it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Let's see how many he's left.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, he's going to make two changes at once.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well, this is a bit unusual because it means
0:19:43 > 0:19:46he won't know which ones are wrong and right, doesn't it, Rattus?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Well, I said a moment ago, Dave, I thought he was considering it.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I don't think he's considering it at all, now he's panicking...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Four right. - ..and picking up any old card.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Well, you say that, but he has got four right.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57So what's coming off?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Slaughter is coming off.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Slaughter is coming off and on in its place goes juggle.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04How many has he got?
0:20:04 > 0:20:05- Three right. - Three right,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08so we can deduce from that that juggle is not one of the words.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- 30 seconds remaining. - There's only 30 seconds to go.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Die's going on but this is random stuff.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15He's making many changes again at once,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18things changing left, right and centre.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19He's not touching the axe.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Touch the axe! He's touched the axe.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23He's got four of them right
0:20:23 > 0:20:26but I'm sure he's got no idea which ones they are.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Crash has come off now, Rattus.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I think he's just clutching at straws.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- I fear he is, Dave. - How's that?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34He's still got four right.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Time's up. - HORN SOUNDS
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- And he's run out of time. - Run out of time.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, Oliver, you didn't find the words.
0:20:42 > 0:20:48Welcome back, Oliver, bad luck. In fact, wound is a Saxon word
0:20:48 > 0:20:50and juggle comes from Medieval French,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53so I'm afraid, Oliver, no Year Sphere there.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54But crash, die, slaughter
0:20:54 > 0:20:59and skull are all words we get from the Vikings as, bizarrely, is cake.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01So let me get this right.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Once the Vikings have crashed into your home screaming, "Die,"
0:21:04 > 0:21:08and have slaughtered everyone by crushing their skulls,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11they settle down for a nice piece of cake.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Yeah, something like that, yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Time for the final round, I think.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23No quirky quiz in our final round,
0:21:23 > 0:21:27it's straight to our big all play Middle Ages endgame,
0:21:27 > 0:21:32and let me tell you, this is a very, very messy one.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36So, time for everyone to get down that Time Sewer.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- In you go.- Bye.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Well done. Bye, Hannah.- Bye.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Bye, Kirsty. Look out.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48And when I say messy, I really mean messy as you're going gong farming.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Yes. Gong, I'm afraid, was a Middle Ages word for poop,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54and your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit,
0:21:54 > 0:21:58carry it along your lane and slop it into your measuring cylinder.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Whoever collects the most collects the Year Sphere.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05But beware, some Middle Ages types would just poo directly
0:22:05 > 0:22:08onto the street below, so mind your heads.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Right, then, it's time to play...
0:22:12 > 0:22:13HORN SOUNDS
0:22:13 > 0:22:15We're off and running with the gong farming.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18This is one of your favourites, isn't it, Rattus?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19It certainly is, Dave.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yeah, it really is a messy game, this one,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23and Hannah is first there.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25She's first to get the gong down.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27So's Kirsty, there she goes. What a full bucket-load she's got
0:22:27 > 0:22:30there - let's hope she makes it back with all of that.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I have to say, Oliver seems to be struggling to actually
0:22:32 > 0:22:34get into the game at all here.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hannah delivers her first payload.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37What about that, Rattus?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Excellent, excellent move there from Hannah.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Unfortunately Oliver's shed his load,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43whereas Kirsty delivers almost a full one.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45That's an excellent effort from Kirsty.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Yeah, poor old Oliver,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I'm not sure he's going to cut it as a gong farmer.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'm not sure it's the right career for him.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52But Hannah is an excellent gong farmer.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55There's her second brimful load of poo being delivered there.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oliver can only dream of delivering that much gong.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Of course, when we say gong,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01that is in fact poop we're talking about,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- isn't it, Dave? - That is poop,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05although I should point out at this stage
0:23:05 > 0:23:06that this is not actually
0:23:06 > 0:23:08real poo that we're using here.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- What, is it not? - No, sorry.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What's the point of it if it's not real?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- I'm sorry you had to find out like that, Rattus.- Huh.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16But the game's progressing nicely here.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Oliver delivering a little bundle of poop there,
0:23:19 > 0:23:20but that's his first one.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22He's only got a little smudge, really,
0:23:22 > 0:23:24in the bottom of his little cylinder there.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26But he's heading back anyway. Brave lad, Oliver...
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, he's fallen over.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh, dear me, Oliver, he's stuck half...
0:23:30 > 0:23:32But he's got a smile on his face.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33He's enjoying himself, isn't he, Rattus?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I don't know if that's a smile or just gas.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38No, I'm sure it's a smile, Rattus.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39But here we go,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42here's Hannah coming through to get more poop.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44They really are doing remarkably well.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Of course the poop is spilling out of the buckets
0:23:46 > 0:23:47and making those lanes slippery.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, oh, oh, Kirsty nearly went over there.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52She nearly went over but she's delivered another
0:23:52 > 0:23:54remarkably full bucket-load there.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Look at that going in there,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57that's an enormous amount of poo.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00That really is the most poo I've seen in one place
0:24:00 > 0:24:03since that herd of cows got trapped in my back garden
0:24:03 > 0:24:05and that wasn't pretty, I can tell you.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Dear, oh, dear.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh! That's the point I was about to mention
0:24:09 > 0:24:11and straight away we see Hannah
0:24:11 > 0:24:14slipping in the poo from the windows above.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- What a mess that was. - 30 seconds remaining.
0:24:17 > 0:24:1830 seconds left
0:24:18 > 0:24:21and it's going to be very difficult now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, she's over again!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh, dear me. She looks a little bit tired
0:24:25 > 0:24:27and weary now and not much poo
0:24:27 > 0:24:29went into the measuring cylinder that time.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Oliver's put it on his head,
0:24:30 > 0:24:32he's wearing it as a hat!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Surely that's a massive mistake.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Never put a bucket of poo on your head -
0:24:36 > 0:24:38that is the first rule of gong farming.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40The second rule of gong farming,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42never talk about gong farming.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45There's Kirsty rolling around in the filth.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Time's up!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49And it's all over! Well, it's all over.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Oh, just at the end there Oliver flew out of the lane.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57A man, poo dripping from his hat, he's never looked happier.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58So Hannah wins it by a snip -
0:24:58 > 0:25:01she got more in the jar than she did on her head,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04unlike Oliver. What a superb effort.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Welcome back, Gory Gamers.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Hannah, please collect your Year Sphere.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10There we are.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Gong farming wasn't the most pleasant job in the world but
0:25:14 > 0:25:17because of that it was actually very well paid.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Oh, come on, surely you do a job like that just for the love of it?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23You are so very weird.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25It's time now to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28And remember, the AD years are added to your total
0:25:28 > 0:25:31and the BC years are subtracted from it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Kirsty, we're going to start with you.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I'm going to take a wild guess at your score and I'm going to say that
0:25:36 > 0:25:41it's nought, but don't worry, because with the BC totals flying
0:25:41 > 0:25:45around, it is quite possible that nought could be the winning score.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Oliver, I'm going to ask you to reveal your score.
0:25:51 > 0:25:57212 BC, death of the Greek inventor and scientist Archimedes.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01That means that, Kirsty, you are in the lead.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Hannah's spheres are to be opened next.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Let's start with that one, lovely.
0:26:05 > 0:26:091840 AD, the Penny Black becomes the first stamp.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13So you're off the mark well. Let's have a look at that next one.
0:26:13 > 0:26:181792 AD. Gas lighting was invented that year.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Let's have a look at the third.
0:26:20 > 0:26:251483 AD, Richard III became King of England.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28This is turning into a very good total at the moment.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Let's have a look at the fourth one.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36991 AD, Vikings won the Battle of Maldon.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40It all hinges on this last sphere. What have we got here?
0:26:40 > 0:26:45It's another A -, 476 AD, the fall of the Roman Empire.
0:26:45 > 0:26:52So that means that today's winner, with 6,582 points, is Hannah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57The good news is that you are taking home the star prize, the bad news
0:26:57 > 0:27:00is that I'm afraid it's been fished out of the Time Sewers by
0:27:00 > 0:27:04my flea-bitten colleague here. What do you have for us today, Rattus?
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Well, the prize today is some exclusive footwear.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, something off a foot that you'd wear.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yes, all the way from the Incan Empire,
0:27:14 > 0:27:18it's your very own llama toenail bracelet.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Oh. I can literally think of nothing more horrible.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Er, well, I fished it out of the sewers,
0:27:24 > 0:27:26so try and imagine how it looked before I washed it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Yeah, yeah, no, thanks for that, Rattus, thank you.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Here you go then, Hannah, there is your prize.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I'm terribly sorry it's just a load of old toenails
0:27:34 > 0:27:36but, er, that's life.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion, Hannah,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42thanks to our gallant runners up, Kirsty and Oliver,
0:27:42 > 0:27:45and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Fun Dave.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48To Fun Dave.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50You've been watching Gory Games, goodbye.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Next time, why not play along by downloading the Gory Games App
0:27:55 > 0:27:56from the CBBC website?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Well, keep watching
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