0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
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0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You may have heard me on Come Dine With Me.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33And me, Rattus Rattus. You may have heard me rooting through your bins.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Ohh!- And can I just thank the couple at No 17 Riverside Road
0:00:37 > 0:00:40for throwing out that chicken carcass? Cheers, guys.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41This is the show
0:00:41 > 0:00:43where you get to test your knowledge of horrible histories
0:00:43 > 0:00:46with quirky quiz questions and gory games.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48So, before Rattus thanks anyone else for their leftovers,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51let's meet our Horrible Historians.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Introduce yourselves, please.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54- Hi, I'm Joanne.- Hello, Joanne.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Hi, I'm James.- Welcome, James.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hi, I'm Ty!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03You can play along, too, if you've got the amazing Gory Games app.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06If you haven't got it yet, go to the CBBC website.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Joanne, James and Ty, you're playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Each Year Sphere contains a historical date.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15At the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates will be added up,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:18 > 0:01:22and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Er, six?- No.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Has it got six in it?- No.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It's 735.- Ah, so close.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34At the end of the show,
0:01:34 > 0:01:38the person with the highest year score will win a fantastic prize.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Chosen by yours truly.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Maybe not a fantastic prize, then, but a prize nonetheless.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Right, off we go,
0:01:46 > 0:01:51and to find out what Round One's all about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57So, four questions on the Measly Middle Ages coming up.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And your four topics are...
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Joanne, you get to pick first this round. What's it going to be?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Ink.- Ink.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19True or false - Monks used to make ink from squished woodlice.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Hm. So, true or false...
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Monks used to make ink from squished woodlice.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And you've all gone for false.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Interesting. Let's hear what the correct answer is.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35It's false.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38But they did use wasps' eggs, mixed with vinegar,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41gum to thicken it, and copper water for colour.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You've all made a fantastic start.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47It's a point each. James, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- I choose Washing.- Washing.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51True or false...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52In the Middle Ages,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55peasants used to wash their clothes in buckets of poo.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What a question that was!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Middle Age peasants used to wash clothes in buckets of poo.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Is that true or false?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Well, time. Joanne going for false. James thinks that true.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Interesting. Let's hear the correct answer.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's false,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14although they did wash their clothes in buckets of wee.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- SHE SNIFFS - Mm, fragrant!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19So, there you go, you see?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Washing your clothes in poo is probably not a very good idea.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Mind you, neither's washing them in wee, and they used to do that.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Ty, your turn to choose a topic.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Swords!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Bet you don't know this one.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hm, interesting.
0:03:41 > 0:03:47The medieval great sword was too heavy to be held in one hand.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, a clean sweep of trues. What's the answer?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's true.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55It was massive - as tall as a man.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Look at the scores. Three points each for Joanne and Ty,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01two for James, with one question left.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04James, you can still bring this into a tie-breaker situation.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08The final question is on Kings. Let's hear it now, please.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10True or false...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13In 1216, King John lost his crown jewels.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16They were being transported along the coast
0:04:16 > 0:04:19when the tide came in and swept them out to sea.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22So, in 1216, King John lost his crown jewels.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24They were being transported along the coast,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26they were swept out to sea.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Is that true or is it false?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Everybody has gone for false.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What's the actual answer?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36It's true. King John also died in 1216.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41I think it's safe to say 1216 wasn't his best year.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Awful, losing your jewels and dying. Terrible business.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46But I'm afraid no-one got that right.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52But what it does mean is that Joanne and Ty have drawn that round.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54We're in a tie-breaker situation.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ty and Joanne, fingers on your buzzers.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The first person to buzz in and give me the correct answer
0:04:59 > 0:05:00wins the Year Sphere.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Beginning with the letter "H",
0:05:02 > 0:05:05what is the name of the battle at which William the Conqueror...?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07ATCHOO!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- Joanne?- Hastings.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Hastings is absolutely right, Joanne. You have won the quiz.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Time to choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Push, push, push, push. Agh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I hope you don't pick the one with the Stone-Age date
0:05:18 > 0:05:20worth a few million minus points.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23But I can think of at least two people who hope you do.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Bye!- That's them there. - Push, push, push, push.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29OK, Joanne, you've won the quiz, so you're automatically through
0:05:29 > 0:05:31to play the Measly Middle Ages Game.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34But will you be playing alone, or will everyone get a go?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Let's find out.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43It's an All Play Gory Game. You can hear them celebrating.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46They want to get down there, so let's put them out of their misery.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Off down the Time Sewer with all of you.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Wurgh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52There goes Ty.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Ohh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57At William the Conqueror's funeral,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00his servants stole his jewels and the church burnt down.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Apart from that, everything went very smoothly. It's time to play...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You are William's servants
0:06:07 > 0:06:10and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12All the treasure is colour-coded
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and you must only take your own colour.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Your time starts...
0:06:23 > 0:06:24HONK!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26So, here we go, then, with Yuckaroo!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Treasure needs to be colour-coded.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31They need to steal their own bit of treasure
0:06:31 > 0:06:33and pop it in their chest.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You must have done a bit of theft in your time, Rattus?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't know what you're saying, Dave.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I've never stolen anything.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well, a likely story!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Look, he's unscrewing that candlestick.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46As much as he can. Oh, he's doing quite well, though, Ty.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I think he's off to a pretty decent start.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50That seems to be two pieces he's got.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Joanne also off the mark.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53James is having one or two problems with that crown,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56but he's got it off now and it's in the chest.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Can I just make it clear
0:06:57 > 0:06:59that we're not in any way encouraging stealing?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00What, even if you're stealing
0:07:00 > 0:07:03from a murderous tyrant from the Middle Ages.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Yes, even then.- Oh.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yeah, they're all trying these things.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09They're finding them a little bit difficult to remove.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Most of them are bolted down.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I don't know about you, but the area I live in,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- if it's not bolted down, it goes. - TUMMY RUMBLES
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, and his stomach has exploded!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I may have failed to tell you
0:07:19 > 0:07:21that the stomach exploded during the funeral.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24But there it is. You saw it with your own eyes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25The guts absolutely everywhere,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28and let's hope that hasn't put them off too much.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29RATTUS CACKLES
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Now, this game is more my cup of tea,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35or, as we rats say, my dustbin of entrails.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Can't imagine what the smell is like,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40with all the entrails, guts and gore spread everywhere.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41You're absolutely right.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43That doesn't come across from the pictures.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It must be humming in there. BELL TOLLS
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- '30 seconds remaining.' - Guts everywhere.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- These are the guts of a dead person. Not a live one.- Not a live one.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Not nice, fragrant guts.- No.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55There's another piece of treasure going in for James.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58He may be mounting something of comeback. It's very, very close.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00And look out! The church is on fire.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03There's smoke rising up. They're going to have to finish.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05They're going to have to finish it fast.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- 'Time's up.' - That's how it's finished.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And, of course, that is what actually happened
0:08:10 > 0:08:12at William the Conqueror's funeral.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- The church did catch fire. - What a result.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Welcome back. Take your places.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23With a total of six pieces, the winner was Ty.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Collect your Year Sphere now.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29So, tell me, everybody, did you enjoy Yuckaroo?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- ALL:- Yes.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Who actually saw the stomach explode?- Me, I did.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35I went, like, "Oooh!"
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- You weren't expecting it?- No.- No. - I thought it was going to pop up.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- So, the explosion was probably quite a good thing.- Mm.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Four questions again. Here are your four Victorian topics...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00James, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Queen Victoria.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05The question is as follows...
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Was it A, dogs? B, bishops? Or C, top hats?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Let me see your answers now, please.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Look at that! Everyone seems very confident that it's B.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Let's find out.- The answer is...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You were absolutely right. Well played indeed.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34She had a fear of bishops as a small child
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and she kept it into adulthood.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I, too, have an irrational fear - of soup and clean water.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43It is irrational, and it's very unfortunate for me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Ty, your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm going to go for Eccentrics.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Which of these would you not have found
0:09:52 > 0:09:54inside the 2nd Baron Rothschild's house?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58A, snakes twined around the banisters?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00B, a lion wearing a bowtie?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Or C, 12 dressed monkeys having a dinner party?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Was it A, snakes twined around the banisters?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07B, a lion wearing a bowtie?
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Or C, 12 dressed monkeys having a dinner party?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Let's see your answers now, please.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Wow! Everybody thinks it's B. Let's find out.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21It's B, a lion wearing a bowtie.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Imagine trying to put a bowtie on a lion!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27The 2nd Baron Rothschild was eccentric, not crazy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28RATTUS CHUCKLES
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- You fancy putting a bowtie on a lion, Rattus?- Not really, no.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No. But you've all scored two points.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36This is a tremendous round for all of you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Joanne, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'll pick Cars.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45How fast was the speed limit for early Victorian cars?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So, what was the speed limit for early Victorian cars?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Well, this is extraordinary! They're all in total agreement again.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- But are they right?- The answer is...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09And who could ever want to travel faster than that?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I mean, it would be madness.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Victorian Top Gear can't have been very exciting.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17The track record would have been two hours.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yeah, Victorians didn't have TV.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I know. I was just joking. It was just a silly joke.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23You're all doing amazingly well.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You've got three points each.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27This is the last question in this round.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29It is about Gadgets, and it's a prop question.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Oh, it's a prop question! I like a prop question.- Prop question.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Oooh, look!- That is a prop.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39This is a genuine Victorian contraption,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41but what was it used for?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50You won't believe the answer to this one!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Let's see those answers now, please.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's all in total agreement again!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You've all gone for B, oiling bicycles.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And, on this occasion, you're all absolutely wrong.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04RATTUS LAUGHS
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I know! Look at Ty's face - he can't believe it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09The answer was C.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- This was for filling doughnuts. - Filling doughnuts!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14RATTUS LAUGHS
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Well, what that means, of course, is that we have a three-way tie.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22That means fingers on your buzzers. Here we go.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Beginning with the letter "V",
0:12:23 > 0:12:25which queen, famous for wearing black clothes...?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27TOILET FLUSHES Ty.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Victoria.- Is the right answer.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well done, Ty. You have just won yourself a second Year Sphere.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35He's quick off the mark.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37OK, Ty, as the quiz winner,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40you're also through to play the Victorian Game.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44But will it be just you, or will the others all play, too?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51It's a Single Player Brainy Game.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Ty, get yourself down that Time Sewer. Go on, fella.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hurgh!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Not everyone in Victorian times
0:13:00 > 0:13:03had a sensible name like Queen Victoria - oh, no.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06In fact, some had some very silly names.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08For instance, Princess Cheese.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12That was a real Victorian name. She wasn't a real princess.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I think I'd remember if we'd had a Queen Cheese.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16RATTUS CHUCKLES
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's time to play...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Seven Victorian names, but two are totally made up.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Your challenge - to work out which five are real.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Choose five names and move them to the Real Board.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Then touch the Princess Cheese
0:13:31 > 0:13:33to find out how many you've got right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Keep trying new combinations of names
0:13:35 > 0:13:39until you've got all five, and your time starts now.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40HONK!
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Ty is off. So, we're looking for real Victorian names.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46He's gone for Scary Looker.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Oh, Minty Badger. Minty Badger getting a run-out, eh, Rattus.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- That's good news. - You're not wrong, Dave.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56And there it is. That's Farting Clack. Farting Clack.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I don't know about Farting Clack or Minty Badger, Dave,
0:13:59 > 0:14:03but I did once live on a river bank near a farting badger.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Too much information there, Rattus.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Incidentally, you can, of course, play along at home
0:14:07 > 0:14:09using the Gory Games app.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11TOOT-TOOT Oh, sorry.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- 'You have four right.' - He's got one wrong.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19John Idiot going in there, off the subs bench.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- TOOT-TOOT - 'You have all five right.'
0:14:21 > 0:14:23He has done it!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26He has won that game in extraordinary time.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29The Princess Cheese only got two hammerings.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34So, he was quite right.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Artemis Bumwhistle and Stupid Cupid were made up,
0:14:38 > 0:14:42but the other, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- John Idiot was a real Victorian? - Yes, he was, Rattus.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Do you think he had a descendant, Dave Idiot?!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50RATTUS LAUGHS
0:14:50 > 0:14:51THEY LAUGH
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Just asking.- Over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03And here are your four Egyptian topics...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Ty, it's your turn to lead us off.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Toothpaste!- Toothpaste.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Here's what I want to know...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23A, crushed bat?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25B, liquefied snail?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Or C, chopped mouse?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Oh, this question is disgusting! - Steady, Rattus.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34What do you think? Is it A, B or C?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Let's see your answers now, please.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39So, you've all gone for C.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Well, I can tell you the answer is...
0:15:44 > 0:15:45We used chopped-up mouse.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48You should not use mice to clean your teeth.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50They're disgusting little things,
0:15:50 > 0:15:54with their little tails and their strange little whiskers.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Have you looked in a mirror recently?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01So, that's a point each there. Well done.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Joanne, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Mummies.- That is a prop question.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I like the prop questions.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Hello! A mummy's hand. Hello, everyone.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Lovely. Mummification was very popular in Ancient Egypt,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18and so many mummies were dug up in the Victorian era,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21they became used for all sorts of things.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But which of these was not one of them?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Was it A, making newspaper?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28B, scaring birds away from fields?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Or C, repairing cracked walls?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's either A, B or C.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Let's have your answers now, please.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ah, so Ty and Joanne with A.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41James - B.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42The answer is...
0:16:42 > 0:16:45B, James. The mummy's going to give you a point.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Mummies were not used for scaring birds away from fields,
0:16:50 > 0:16:52but they were mulched and used as newspaper,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55as well as filler for walls.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Excellent. James, your turn to pick.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- I'm going to pick Festivals. - Festivals.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05What did we pharaohs have to wear during the Heb Sed festival?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08A, our pineapple on our head?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10B, a wolf's tail on our backside?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Or C, a monkey on our shoulder?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Is it A, B or C? Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Three Cs. All in complete agreement.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Let's see if they're all right.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24The answer is B, a wolf's tail on our backside.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25And let me tell you,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I wasn't very happy about it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Nor was the wolf, for that matter. - I'm not surprised.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32So, you all got that one wrong,
0:17:32 > 0:17:36which means, as we come to the last question in the round,
0:17:36 > 0:17:37James is in the lead.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41James, if you get this right, you've won yourself your first Year Sphere.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44The remaining category is Ramesses IV.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48When archaeologists found the mummy of Pharaoh Ramesses IV,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50what was unusual about it?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Was it A, he was actually a woman?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56B, he had seven fingers on one hand?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Or C, his eyes had been replaced with onions?
0:17:59 > 0:18:04Oh, come on, it's easy! If you already know the answer.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Let's see those answers now, please.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You've all gone for C.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Let's hear if you're right.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14The answer is C.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16His eyes had been replaced with onions.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Onions!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Onions were, of course, valuable
0:18:22 > 0:18:25and sometimes the eyes were replaced with valuable things.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30- So, James, you have won yourself your first Year Sphere.- Yeah!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Pick away.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35They're shiny, they're round! They come from out of the ground!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Year Spheres! Year Spheres!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- No reason. Just felt like it. - Lovely, Rattus.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, James, you're through to play the Egyptian Game.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48But will it be just you, or will everybody else be coming along?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's time to find out.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's an All Play Brainy Game.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It's off down the Time Sewer with all of you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- There goes Ty.- Wurgh!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- There goes James.- Ooh-ooh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06And there goes Joanne.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Now, Egyptian pharaohs like to be buried in style,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13and what could be more stylish than a pyramid?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14It's time to play...
0:19:16 > 0:19:20It took about two million heavy blocks to build an Egyptian pyramid,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23and you've just got nine light ones.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Your challenge - to work out which block goes where.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28To help you get going, we've already put one block in place.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32First of you to finish wins the Year Sphere.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33So, ready, steady...
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Get building. HONK!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38And they're off! They've got to build a pyramid.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Sounds easy, doesn't it, Rattus? Rattus? Rattus?!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, yes, the Pyramid Puzzle did come with instructions.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Unfortunately, they were all in hieroglyphics.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50That's not going to be an awful lot of use here.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53So, the first pieces now beginning to go into place.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55And it's a big piece.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Joanne also going in for a big piece.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01James has started with a slightly smaller piece.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Interesting to see the different tactics.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'm not so sure it's tactics, Dave,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07as just sort of blind, wild guessing.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, yes, that's the unkind way of looking at it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14I like to think they're using their tactical nous here.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Joanne weighing this up.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Look at James! He's doing extremely well there.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20What an excellent start this is from James.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Ty is all over the place, let's be fair.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24With the best will in the world,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26you're not going to make a pyramid like that.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30And James, he's got that upside down at the moment.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Let's hope he turns it round. Of course he's turned it round.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Ty looks as if he's doing well, but I don't think he is.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Whereas Joanne is doing very, very nicely.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45She has the whole ground floor in place, as it were,
0:20:45 > 0:20:47and she's beginning to start on the first floor.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53There's the first piece of the first floor.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54James is not too far behind,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56assuming the pieces he's already got down are right.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I'm not sure they are, to be honest.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01And they need to realise
0:21:01 > 0:21:04that each piece will only fit in one specific place.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That's the whole point.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yes, yeah, one of those pieces is quite clearly wrong.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11That's not sitting squarely on the plinth at all.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I don't know what Ty's building, but it's definitely not a pyramid.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Joanne is getting very close to completing this pyramid, I think.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22It's taking shape very, very nicely indeed.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23That's another level completed.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Three more pieces to go for Joanne.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28That's another piece in place!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31A huge crack in her pyramid. We won't hold that against her.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Here comes the top piece!- One more!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- She's about to take the sphere.- Joanne, come on!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Yes! Yes, yes! Joanne wins hands down.- Joanne!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42And her hands go up in triumph.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Well done, Joanne. Collect your Year Sphere.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52A quick look at the scores means that Ty has three Year Spheres,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Joanne has two and James has one.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57So, everybody's in the game. That's fantastic.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Time now for the final round.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10It's straight to our big All Play Tudor Endgame,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13and it is a silly one.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Everybody get back down that Time Sewer.- Not again!
0:22:17 > 0:22:21I know! I'm sorry, Joanne. This will be the last time, I promise.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- It's no secret that Henry VIII liked his food.- Oh, yes!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's true, I can't deny it. Ha-ha-ha! Look at that.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34TUMMY RUMBLES
0:22:34 > 0:22:37You see? And now he wants feeding. It's time to play...
0:22:39 > 0:22:43You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Sounds easy. It would be, if you weren't attached to a bungee cord.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:22:50 > 0:22:54in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Three, two, one. It's pie time. HONK!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Here we go with Who Ate All The Pies?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01And the answer's going to be Henry VIII,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04because there are three of him with their mouths wide open
0:23:04 > 0:23:08while our plucky gamers try to run up the lane on their bungee cords
0:23:08 > 0:23:11and hurl pies into his open mouth.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13There's our pieman. This is his fourth appearance this season.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16He's a terrific pieman. We're very lucky to get him.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18They're running down their lanes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19No pies have found their mark yet.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21There's Ty. He's already beginning to tire, I think.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23That one just misses to the right.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26There's one. Cops his on the chin. One on the nose.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Rattus, this is very exciting, but not many pies finding their mark.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32That's right, not many pies finding their mark at all.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35We've got three Henries, all with their mouths wide open,
0:23:35 > 0:23:39but not a single pie has gone through, as far as I can see.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Some varying techniques being employed.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Ty going with the underarm hoik.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45And, of course, some of the others
0:23:45 > 0:23:48going with the more classical Frisbee delivery.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49There's a perfect example.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Henry's diet is even more unhealthy than mine,
0:23:52 > 0:23:55and that's saying something, I can tell you!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58- There's one gone in!- There's one!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Yes, Joanne has fed Henry his first pie.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05They're not getting many in.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08They're not, and I think they're beginning to tire.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09It's a very difficult game.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I played this earlier on and failed miserably.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16As, I'm afraid, are our contestants at the moment.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18James scores! Joanne's got another!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- There's one!- There's two!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22That was extraordinary!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26After a long period of nothing happening, James and Joanne scored.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Oh, and Joanne's scored again! This is tremendous.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Dear me, Ty's fallen over there,
0:24:33 > 0:24:37but that bungee cord recoiling and whipping him back.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42James, though, look at that concentration.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Oooh!- Lovely shot, caught him right in the eyes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47And I think Joanne landed another one there.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50She's way out in front now. She's surely not going to be caught.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53'Time's up.'
0:24:53 > 0:24:54The game is over.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58The pieman stands with two pies that'll never be flung in anger,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01and Joanne is our winner.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Back you come, Gory Gamers.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Joanne! Please pick yourself another Year Sphere.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Hm...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13That one.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16So, now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20And remember, AD years are added to your total
0:25:20 > 0:25:23and BC years subtracted from it.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25So, the fact that you've only got one, James,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27does not mean that you're out of the running.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Joanne, we start with you. Open your Year Spheres first.
0:25:32 > 0:25:351658 AD.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37The death of Oliver Cromwell.
0:25:38 > 0:25:411918 AD.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44The end of the First World War. And the last one.
0:25:44 > 0:25:471875 AD.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Law bans child chimney sweeps.
0:25:50 > 0:25:56But you have got an impressive 5,451 points.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Ho, ho, ho, ho!- Wow!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01James, this is going to be difficult with one sphere.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's see what you've got in there.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, ho, ho!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09It's 2560 BC.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12The Great Pyramid at Giza was finished that year.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Unfortunately, so are your chances of winning today.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17But that's history - it's horrible.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Ty, you've got 5,451 to beat.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Let's see what you've got in your spheres.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26867 AD.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28The Viking army was captured in York.
0:26:30 > 0:26:331603 AD.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35The death of Queen Elizabeth I.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38This is the all-important one. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:421801 AD.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Ireland joins Great Britain and the Union Jack is created.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50That gives you a total of 4,271.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Which means that today's winner, with 5,451 points, is Joanne.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Yay!- Yay!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Who goes home with our star prize.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Bits of old historical tat picked out of the Time Sewer
0:27:01 > 0:27:03by my flea-ridden friend here.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06So, what's the big prize, then, Rattus?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Well, you've probably heard of the expression "winning by a nose".
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Well, Joanne, you've just won a nose.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Thanks.- Yes, a Saxon nose.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Saxons had a system called weregild,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19which meant if you inured someone -
0:27:19 > 0:27:21chopped off their nose, for instance -
0:27:21 > 0:27:23you had to pay them for the damage.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Not me. I just found it.- Obviously.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Congratulations, Joanne.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33Joanne, you've done so well and you've ended up with a human nose.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Er...- I do apologise.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39But at least you get to tickle his nasal hair when you so desire.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion, Joanne,
0:27:42 > 0:27:46and also to our gallant runners-up, James and Ty.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48And to say no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Ah, come on, you're missing me already.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Next time, why not play along
0:27:57 > 0:28:01by downloading the Gory Games app from the CBBC website?
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