0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and the rodent we know as Rattus Rattus,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32but who 10,000 fleas simply call "home".
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Hey! I'll have you know I've got fewer fleas than I used to have.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38And how could you possibly know that?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Cos I just saw at least three of them jumping onto you!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh, what?!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh...! Well, thanks a lot(!)
0:00:43 > 0:00:45This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:45 > 0:00:47of history's most horrible happenings...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Or, as I like to call them, the best bits...
0:00:50 > 0:00:53..by taking part in the goriest games imaginable.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Oh, that's it - tonight, you are having a bath.- Aah!
0:00:57 > 0:01:02No-o-o-o!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Yes.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Let's meet our horrible historians.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Erin.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Hi, I'm David.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hi, I'm Rebecca.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11- Hey, Rebecca.- Rebecca!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Hanging nicely.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14To start things off today,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I've come up with a rat-tastic new game from the Middle Ages
0:01:17 > 0:01:18called Leech Yeech.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Leech Yeech?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yeah! Most doctors used leeches to treat illnesses back then,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26so leeches were worth money,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29and poor people would collect them by standing in putrid ponds
0:01:29 > 0:01:30until they were bitten.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And how exactly are you going to make that into a game?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37With three buckets of stinky pond water, with plenty of leeches.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39The contestants have to run around the buckets
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- and collect as many leeches as they can.- No, absolutely not.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'm sorry, could someone please help me get these out of here?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- I'm not happy with them. - Oh, no, don't go over there,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I spilt some pond water on the floor and if you're not careful...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- you're going to fall over.- Agh...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Brilliant(!) Now I've got fleas AND leeches.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58On the bright side, I think you've just won the game.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ha-ha-ha... Ow.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01RATTUS LAUGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03While Dave gets cleaned up,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06remember, you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09You can get it on the CBBC website...
0:02:10 > 0:02:15Right - Erin, David, Rebecca, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Each Year Sphere contains a historical date,
0:02:17 > 0:02:18and at the end of the show,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20your Year Sphere dates will be added up,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24with AD dates being added, to your total...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Do you see where we're going with this?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30..and BC dates subtracted from it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be...Rattus?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Huh?! Erm...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- It's not three, is it?- No, it isn't.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's 735.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Exactly - so, like I said, it's not three.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:02:44 > 0:02:47will win a truly unique historical prize.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49And it's something I've picked out myself.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You are going to love it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Well, that would be a first.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55And we're off - so, to find out what this round's about,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Arrrh! The Putrid Pirates it be.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04So, four questions coming up on Putrid Pirates.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Your four pirate topics are...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Erin, it's your turn to pick first.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Er, the goat.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Sadie the Goat.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You're extremely lucky.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- It's a prop...- ..question. Yes, it is.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's a prop question, and here it comes...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, my word. RATTUS SNIGGERS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, that is a bitten-off ear.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Here's the question - a famous pirate from the 1800s
0:03:37 > 0:03:39called Sadie the Goat, so, she was a pirate,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41had her ear bitten off in a fight -
0:03:41 > 0:03:45but what did she do with the chewed-off ear?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Did she, A, wear it on a chain around her neck,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50did she B, eat it with some tomato sauce,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53or did she C, mount it on the wall in the crew's quarters
0:03:53 > 0:03:56to make them think she could hear anyone plotting against her?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So, what do you think?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Let's see those answers now, please.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Everybody's gone for C.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I can tell you that the answer is actually...
0:04:06 > 0:04:11A - she wore it on a chain around her neck.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Right, David it's your turn to choose a topic next.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Punishments.
0:04:17 > 0:04:23What did pirate Ned Low do to the captain of a captured whaling ship?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25A, cut off his ears,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27B, maroon him on an island,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30or C, make him walk the plank?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Ooh, ooh, I know the answer
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Oh, interesting - Erin and Rebecca going for B, David going for A.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Let's hear what the actual answer is.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43The answer is A,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Ned Low cut off his ears and made them eat them,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49sprinkled with salt. Hm! Original.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Wish I'd thought of it, actually.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Well done, David - you're the first to get off the mark,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57you have a point. Rebecca, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'll do pirate talk.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Lovely choice. Let's hear that question.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06What does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08A, stop the ship,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10B, be sick over the side
0:05:10 > 0:05:13or C, fire the cannons?
0:05:13 > 0:05:18So, what does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Let's see those answers now, please.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, a complete spread of answers, there - the full range.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Let's see what the actual answer is.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28The answer is, A -
0:05:28 > 0:05:30"heave to" means "stand still",
0:05:30 > 0:05:33so it means stop the ship.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Can't believe you didn't know that, you scurvy landlubber!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Er, which means person who'd be happier on land...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42and has a nasty disease.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Thanks for clearing that up, very helpful.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well, that means with only one question left
0:05:47 > 0:05:48and David on two points
0:05:48 > 0:05:52that you have won the Year Sphere - congratulations, David.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53He's won the Year Sphere!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I've just added it up, and he's won the Year Sphere!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Thanks, Rattus. Up to date, as always.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00So, David, you have won the quiz -
0:06:00 > 0:06:02time to choose your Year Sphere -
0:06:02 > 0:06:04and let's hope it's not one with a Stone Age date inside,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07because that can be worth a few million minus points.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Push, push, push, push, push.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13David, come and choose a Year Sphere. Any one you like.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- I'll have this one. - That one?- Lovely choice.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Push, push, push, push... - Now, winning the quiz
0:06:18 > 0:06:20means that David is automatically through
0:06:20 > 0:06:22to play the Pirate Game -
0:06:22 > 0:06:25but will he be alone, or will everyone get to play?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Let's find out.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It's an all-play messy game,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you -
0:06:35 > 0:06:37go on, Rebecca, lead the way.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Dive in - it's not as bad once you get in there.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Oh, it stinks!- In you go, David.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh, no. Eurgh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Away you go, Erin.- Do I have to?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, sorry. Bye!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Aah!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50THEY COUGH
0:06:50 > 0:06:53This game is all about chests and keys.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54And where are the keys?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Well, that would be telling -
0:06:55 > 0:06:58but there are some clues to help you find them.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The first person to retrieve the treasure map
0:07:00 > 0:07:03from inside their colour-coded chest will win the Year Sphere -
0:07:03 > 0:07:08but be warned, all is not as straightforward as it seems.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's time to play...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13HOOTER
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Oh, a bit of a cautious start from everyone, there, Rattus, wasn't it?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19I think they're not quite sure
0:07:19 > 0:07:21of what it is they're attempting to do.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Well, what they have to do is read
0:07:24 > 0:07:26the instructions on the chest -
0:07:26 > 0:07:30without that, they are going to be hopelessly lost,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32and it looks to me as if David has done just that,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35because he's headed to his correctly colour-coded tub,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38and he's now going back with the first key.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, Erin seems to have the wrong key there.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Now, the only way she could have the wrong key
0:07:42 > 0:07:43is if she didn't follow the instructions.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Absolutely. They're very slippery, these keys, aren't they?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48But that's not stopped David.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49He's through the first chest.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Now, is he going to read the instructions on the second chest?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53There he is!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56"Time to get yourself all mucky, Swabbie's bucket is so yucky."
0:07:56 > 0:07:59He's gone straight to the swabbie's bucket, that's perfect -
0:07:59 > 0:08:00and he's got the key!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02It's very simple and when it's done correctly, isn't it?
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Absolutely, it's very clear,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06it's written down on the side of the trunks there.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Now, you have to say,
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Erin's making it look
0:08:08 > 0:08:11particularly difficult at the moment.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14But David is onto his third chest - and Rebecca's finally realised
0:08:14 > 0:08:17she's got to take that little chest out of the bigger one, good.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19But David - hang on, David's run into trouble, here -
0:08:19 > 0:08:22he can't find his clue, he can't find the instructions...
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- but he's found them.- Found them.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25"Want to get the pirate swag?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27"Go look in the hanging bag."
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Ah! Well, he's doing just that,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30and he's having a good rummage round.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And he's in the hanging bag -
0:08:32 > 0:08:34he's just got to open this to win it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35It's far too late for Rebecca
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and her new best friend the parrot, I fear.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41He's opened it - sound the hooter.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42HOOTER It's all over,
0:08:42 > 0:08:47for David has the scroll of superbness
0:08:47 > 0:08:49in his mucky, mucky hands.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Welcome back, everyone. David, collect your Year Sphere.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'll have this one.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Why not? It looks a good one.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Moving on - over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08So, four questions again -
0:09:08 > 0:09:11and here are your four Victorian topics...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19So, David it's your turn to pick first.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Famous Victorians, please.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Robert Peel was famous for what?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29A, bringing the first oranges into the country,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32B, founding the first police force
0:09:32 > 0:09:35or C, being the first person to swim the English Channel?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Well, that's a teaser, and no mistaking.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Let's see those answers now, please.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Everybody is going for B.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Well, let's find out if everybody's right.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48The answer is B -
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Robert Peel founded the first police force in 1829,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55which is why they were nicknamed the Peelers.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57You learn a new thing every day.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Yes - like never work with animals.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Thank you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03So, an excellent start from all of you - a point apiece.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Erin, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Gadgets.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And that is a prop question.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Now, then...- Whoo!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Now, then, what was this invention for?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Was it A...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Here's a clue - it's either A, B or C.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Let's see your answers now, please.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34So, David and Rebecca going for B, Erin going for A.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I can tell you that the actual answer is...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41C - it was a fly scarer.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Wow, would you believe that?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Rebecca, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- I'll do Slang, man.- I like it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Don't know what I'm doing with my hands.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Slang, let's hear the question.
0:10:50 > 0:10:57Poor children in Victorian London sold "pure" - but what was "pure"?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Was it A...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07All disgusting - but is it A, B or C?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Let's see those answers now, please.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Interesting, Erin and David going for A, Rebecca going for C.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Rattus put us out of our misery.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18The answer is A.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Dog poo. They sold it to tanners to make leather.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Let's just award the points there.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25One for Erin, one for David.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Here comes the final question of this round -
0:11:27 > 0:11:30and this is about the Crimean War. Let's hear the question.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Florence Nightingale was a famous nurse during the Crimean War,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36but what was her nickname?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38"The Lady of the..." what?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Was it...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Is it A, B or C?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Everybody has gone for B - let's see if you're all right.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54The answer is B,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57she was known as the Lady of the Lamp,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00for her habit of making hospital rounds at night.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So, what we have here is a tie-break situation
0:12:03 > 0:12:05between Erin and David -
0:12:05 > 0:12:07if you could be ready, poised above those buzzers,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09because what we have here is a buzzer question.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Beginning with the letter D,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14what is the surname of the famous Victorian writer
0:12:14 > 0:12:17who wrote Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Charles... PFFRRT!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19David?
0:12:19 > 0:12:20- Dickens.- Dickens is correct -
0:12:20 > 0:12:23you've just won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Superb work.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28OK, David, as the quiz winner,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32you're also through to play the Victorian game -
0:12:32 > 0:12:35but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Let's find out.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's a single-player brainy game,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45so, David, back down that Time Sewer with you.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47In you go, fella.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Argh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Victorians came up with some of the silliest names on the planet -
0:12:52 > 0:12:55names like the Princess Cheese...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and names like Abraham Pooh....
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Both real Victorian names.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04So, seven Victorian names - but two are totally made up.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Choose five names and move them to the Real Board,
0:13:07 > 0:13:12then touch the Princess Cheese and be thankful it's not an Abraham Poo.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13To find out how many you've got right,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five -
0:13:16 > 0:13:19but you've got to be quick, you're against the clock.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's time to play...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23HOOTER
0:13:23 > 0:13:26So, David begins the Victorian name game -
0:13:26 > 0:13:28what's he going to go for first?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- He's a having a very good look, isn't he, Rattus?- He is.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I always think this is one of our cleanest games,
0:13:32 > 0:13:34but one of our trickiest games -
0:13:34 > 0:13:36it's so very easy to wrong-foot yourself.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You know, if you doubt the validity of your initial choice
0:13:39 > 0:13:41at the start of this game,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43then it's all over for you, really, Dave.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Surprisingly erudite, Rattus.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Don't forget you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50There goes Squirrel Nutkin,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52so he's made his first three selections.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I like the way this lad's taking his time,
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Felicity Made-Up goes on.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, he's having a little spurt now.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Yeah, look, he's really sprinting now.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Farty Gladwish... HONK-HONK!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Touch the Princess Cheese. - 'Three right!'
0:14:02 > 0:14:03He's got three right -
0:14:03 > 0:14:05so, now, this is where the tactics come on.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07He's got James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom in his hand.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Three guesses where James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom
0:14:09 > 0:14:11came in the class.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Donald Duck's gone up, Farty Gladwish has come off.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16James Bottom-Bottom-Bottom back in his hand,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18back on the Real Board.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Felicity Made-Up leaves now.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- HONK-HONK! - 'Four right!'
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Four right - so, one of those he just put on there was correct.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Donald Duck now leaving.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- HONK-HONK! - 'Three right!'
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I would instinctively say that Donald Duck was right-wrong.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, he was actually three right at that point,
0:14:36 > 0:14:38so he's correctly taken Felicity Made-Up back off,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40put Donald Duck back on.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42'30 seconds remaining.'
0:14:42 > 0:14:43- HONK-HONK! - 'Four right!'
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Four right.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47He has still got time to do this, but he'll have to pick one up
0:14:47 > 0:14:49rather than leaving them all on the table.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Batty Treasure goes on.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53What's it going to replace?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Squirrel Nutkin comes off.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- HONK-HONK! - 'Five right!'
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- That has done it! - Five, he's got five right.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01And what a great dance!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Congratulations, David.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Pick yourself a Year Sphere - you know the drill.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- I'll have this, thank you. - So, you're quite right -
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Felicity Made-Up was indeed made up,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14and Squirrel Nutkin is just the Beatrix Potter character -
0:15:14 > 0:15:18but the others, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26And here are your four Egyptian topics.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Meow!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34So, Rebecca, what's it to be?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Cleopatra.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Lovely choice - let's hear the question.
0:15:38 > 0:15:44True or false? Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra could not speak Egyptian.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra could not speak Egyptian.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Is that true or is that false? Let's see those answers now, please.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Everybody has gone for true.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Interesting, let's find out if you're all right.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59It's true.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02She and all her family were Greek - that's right, Greek,
0:16:02 > 0:16:06descended from Alexander the Great's favourite general. Go figure.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I did not know that - did you know that, Rattus?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I did not know that either.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I did not know that either. But I've said that already.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Erin, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Fashion.- Fashion.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21That is a question from the lovely Rattus Rattus.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- Oh, thank you!- Pleasure.
0:16:22 > 0:16:28True or false? Posh Egyptian women regularly shaved their heads.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well done, Rattus.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So, what do you think - true or false?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Let's see those answers now, please.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Two trues, from the girls,
0:16:37 > 0:16:41and a false from David. Rattus, what's the answer?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I-I-It's...
0:16:43 > 0:16:44true.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46There were so many lice in Ancient Egypt
0:16:46 > 0:16:48that it was more pleasant to shave your head
0:16:48 > 0:16:51and wear a wig whenever you wanted.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'd do the same myself, but I'd look silly in a wig.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56To be fair, Rattus, you look pretty silly without one.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58OK, David, your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I choose Pyramids.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06True or false? Our pyramids were built by slaves.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11True or false? The Egyptian pyramids were built by slaves.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Everybody's gone for true, it's a clean sweep -
0:17:16 > 0:17:18are they all right?
0:17:18 > 0:17:19It's false -
0:17:19 > 0:17:21the pyramid workers were free men,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24farmers who had no farming to do while the Nile flooded.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'd inspect the work personally to make sure no-one was slacking.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29No-one except me, that is.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm the Pharaoh.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34So, no points there, but one question left in this round,
0:17:34 > 0:17:38and it means you're all still very much in the round.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40The final question in this round...
0:17:40 > 0:17:43is a prop question. How exciting.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Look out! That is a mummified cat.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50When explorers discovered the Temple of Bastet,
0:17:50 > 0:17:51the Egyptian goddess of cats,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55they found it was filled with thousands of mummified cats -
0:17:55 > 0:17:57is that true or false, I wonder.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Let's see your answers now, please.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04You've all gone for true, I can tell you that the answer is...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06true. So, well done -
0:18:06 > 0:18:10yes, the mummified cats had been left as offerings to the goddess.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16A moment's silence, please, for the passing of thousands of cats.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Woo-hoo!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19HE LAUGHS
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ooh, sorry, did I ruin the moment's silence?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I don't like cats.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25That means we're in a tie-break situation.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28So, this is a buzzer round between Erin and Rebecca -
0:18:28 > 0:18:30let's have your fingers on the buzzers.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Beginning with the letter T,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34name the famous teenage Pharaoh whose tomb...
0:18:34 > 0:18:36TOILET FLUSHES That's Rebecca.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Tutankhamen.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Tutankhamen is correct - you have won yourself your first Year Sphere.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, Rebecca, dance your way round to collect your Year Sphere.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Lovely!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Dance followed by a skip, superb.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- What a precious sphere you've chosen.- Aahhhh...!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55You are through to play the Egyptian game -
0:18:55 > 0:18:58but will you be playing alone or will everybody get to play with you?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Let's find out.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06It's a single-player scary game.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09So, Rebecca, dance your way into the Time Sewer for us.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Lovely, what a shimmy.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Whoo! Argh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16The dancing queen has left the building.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19In Ancient Egypt, it wasn't just important how you looked in life,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22it was important how you looked in the afterlife.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Whoever mummified this Pharaoh forgot to remove some organs,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28and you've got to fix things fast.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Your challenge is to remove the stomach, liver, intestines and lungs
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- and put them into the correct canopic jars.- Argh...!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39The brain needs to be yanked out of the nose and binned,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41but the heart must be left inside the body.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42It's time to play...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47HOOTER
0:19:47 > 0:19:51So, Rebecca begins her go at Mummify Me.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Goggles on.- OK, let's start...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Very important, that, Rattus, isn't it?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Very, very important to wear the goggles -
0:19:56 > 0:19:57you never know
0:19:57 > 0:20:00what's going to come bursting out of that mummy.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03No, you don't - but she's gone in at the top of the torso,
0:20:03 > 0:20:04and that's a lung. Ooh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- That is a pair of lungs. - That is a pair of lungs.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09That's going to leave him a bit breathless.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Well, you're absolutely right there -
0:20:11 > 0:20:13and she pops that correctly
0:20:13 > 0:20:14into the correct canopic jar.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- She's going back in. - Ooh, say that again for me.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Canopic.- Oh, I like that!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19It's a lovely word, isn't it?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Canopic - beginning and ending in a C.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24But there - that looks... Could that be the heart?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26She doesn't want the heart... No, it's OK,
0:20:26 > 0:20:27it's OK, that's the liver.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29She's just having a quick look
0:20:29 > 0:20:30here to see which canopic jar
0:20:30 > 0:20:32that needs to go into.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34This is well played, isn't it, Rattus?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35She's very calm under pressure.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Very calm, very together.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yeah. Lovely to watch, lovely to watch, this.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's top-quality surgery.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44And there's the stomach, there's the stomach,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47that's going to go into that jar. Correctly does it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Intestines and brain required. Must leave the heart where it is.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Oh, look out - here come the intestines...- Argh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55..and there's an awful lot of them.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh, dear me, there we go.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Apparently, the intestines go
0:20:58 > 0:21:00right the way from the beginning of you
0:21:00 > 0:21:02right the way through to the end.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yes, and they curl round and round a few times
0:21:04 > 0:21:05by the look of it, as well.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07They're all being stuffed in there slowly.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10That is absolutely revolting, you have to say.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Now, what's she going to go for?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14She's now got to go in for the brain.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18SQUELCH! Oh, dear me!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Oh, that's gotta smart.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Let's hope he's definitely dead,
0:21:21 > 0:21:23because that would really have hurt.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh, the bandages are coming off!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26We don't want to see that!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Oh, here comes the brain,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29straight out the nose in the approved fashion.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30She's done it - she's got the lot.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- That's gone in the... - Brain's in the bin.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34That's where it's supposed to go.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Brain needs to go into the bin.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38She's done that very well. Checking all her pots -
0:21:38 > 0:21:39she's done it, the thumb comes up.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40- HOOTER - Thumbs up.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Now, will we see the trademark Rebecca dance?- Woo-hoo!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Uh-huh!- Yes, of course! - There's the dance, Dave.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47She's not going to disappoint -
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- it's that robotic twisty thing. - Yeah!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Well done, Rebecca - collect your Year Sphere.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Time for the final round.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04So, no quirky quiz in our final round -
0:22:04 > 0:22:07it's straight to our big all-play Tudor endgame,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10and it's a very silly one.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12So, get down that Time Sewer.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Let's go!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- There you go.- Come on!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Laters!- Laters!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Now, I think it's fair to say that in later life
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Henry VIII did get a little bit chubby.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Oi! It's not my fault - I've got a gammy leg.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29No, of course, Your Majesty.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Although his constant pie-eating probably didn't help.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I heard that!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Sounds easy, right?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Which is why we've attached you to these bungee cords, sorry.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:22:44 > 0:22:46in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It's time to play...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51It's pie time.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53HOOTER
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And we are go with Who Ate All The Pies?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Wow! And Erin has scored with her very first throw -
0:22:58 > 0:23:02that was extraordinary, what a start, what a start that was.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07No joy for Rebecca or David as yet -
0:23:07 > 0:23:10but look at them, they're absolutely haring along.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12This is the fastest I think we've ever seen
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Who Ate All The Pies? played.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15David, there, just missing by a whisker.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Erin really struggling against her bungee -
0:23:18 > 0:23:19look at that overarm fling.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22David looks incredibly determined, doesn't he?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25And it's paid off - he's off and running.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Lovely, lovely stuff.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Ah, David seems to be having
0:23:32 > 0:23:34one or two issues with his cord there.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35It yanks him back.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Look at Erin! She went back like an express train,
0:23:37 > 0:23:39but she's back, and game for another one.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40And she scores!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Look at her go, she's absolutely being pinged back,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I think her cord might be tighter than the others.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47It might be tighter, but I don't think it is,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49cos that would be desperately unfair
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- on the contestants. - No, it's all fair,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52everything is above board,
0:23:52 > 0:23:54it's completely fair - that much we do know.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- You know what they?- She does come back very quickly, though, Rattus!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Whoo!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh, that's Rebecca's first pie, congratulations.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02And Erin responds with her third.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05They've got to get their pies into Henry's mouth
0:24:05 > 0:24:07to score points, and one or two are beginning to land -
0:24:07 > 0:24:09overarm technique, that's new.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10I love the overarm technique -
0:24:10 > 0:24:11there's your classic Frisbee.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Classic Frisbee. - Yeah, lovely to see.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15There's the netball overarm pitch -
0:24:15 > 0:24:17and there's the hoick from David,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19what a lovely exponent of the hoick David is.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, Erin's down again -
0:24:20 > 0:24:22she really is down more than she's up.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- GONG - '30 seconds remaining.'
0:24:25 > 0:24:27So, very little time left now.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29David gets his second - he's still in it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30And look at that -
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Rebecca now is beginning to tire,
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm afraid, Rattus, she is beginning to tire.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36There's the overarm that we've come to know and love
0:24:36 > 0:24:38bouncing off Henry's head.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Rebecca, though - is she still in this?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I don't know. I think Erin is nosing in front.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43There's another one!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46She's scored another one, she's doing incredibly well.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49For me, Dave, there's just one thing missing from this game,
0:24:49 > 0:24:50and that's gravy.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Oh, she's down again.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53- HOOTER - 'Time's up.'
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I think it's all over - judging by the way
0:24:57 > 0:24:59that everyone seems to have collapsed.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Erin has won, with four pies - well done, Erin.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Welcome back, Gory Gamers.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07What a tremendous, tremendous game that was.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Congratulations, Erin. Pick a Year Sphere, please.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Excellent.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Time to count up those Year Spheres -
0:25:15 > 0:25:21and remember, AD years are added to your total, BC years are subtracted.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Erin, we're going to start with you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Could you reveal for me now, please, what is in your Year Sphere?
0:25:28 > 0:25:321542 AD - Mary Queen of Scots became Scottish Queen,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36so that gives you 1,542, positive score.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Right, David, let's start with your Year Spheres.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Let's have a look at number one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45793 AD - Vikings attack Lindisfarne Monastery.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49So, you're off and running - let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, my goodness me!
0:25:51 > 0:25:578,000 BC - woolly mammoths died out.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, you're going to need to go some here.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Let's have a look at the third one.
0:26:02 > 0:26:061455 AD - the start of the War of the Roses.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09And let's have a look at the last one,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- 305 BC.- Ohhh!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19That gives you a total of minus 6,057.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Bad luck, David.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Rebecca, let's have a look at your first Year Sphere.
0:26:24 > 0:26:301199 AD - the death of Richard the Lionheart.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33So, that means that the turn of this Sphere
0:26:33 > 0:26:36will decide who wins today.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Let's have a look at it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Oh, my goodness me, it's 16,000 BC!
0:26:42 > 0:26:46That is the age of the oldest caveman pots and bowls ever found,
0:26:46 > 0:26:53and I'm afraid, Rebecca, that leaves you with a total of minus 14,801.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55But that's history - it's horrible.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Erin, you have come from nowhere to win!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Congratulations to you, you have won today's star prize.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Yes, I'm afraid it's another piece of old junk
0:27:05 > 0:27:08plucked out of the Time Sewers by my mangy mate, here.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Come on, then, Rattus, what is it this time?
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Well, Dave, today's prize is a piece of British Naval history.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18They belonged to a genuine Georgian hero -
0:27:18 > 0:27:21it's a pair of Lord Nelson's shoes.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Really? Well, that actually sounds really good.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Unfortunately, he suffered from terrible seasickness,
0:27:26 > 0:27:29so I'm afraid they're covered in sick.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Brilliant. I take it all back.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34I'm so sorry, Erin.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Perhaps if you wipe them off you might be able to...wear them.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion,
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Erin, and thanks also to our gallant runners-up David and Rebecca -
0:27:44 > 0:27:47and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Glad to be of service.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51You've been watching Gory Games, goodbye.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Next time why not play along
0:27:54 > 0:27:56by downloading the Gory Games app
0:27:56 > 0:27:59from the CBBC website?
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