Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# ..Games! #

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30And me, Rattus Rattus,

0:00:30 > 0:00:32fresh from my annual bath.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Wow! Well, perhaps I should take this rare opportunity

0:00:35 > 0:00:37to give you a bit of a stroke, seeing as you're clean.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Aw, he's lovely.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41He's lovely. HE CHUCKLES

0:00:41 > 0:00:43You don't know what I'm doing behind your back.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45And you don't know what rats bathe in.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Ugh!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Ugh. Ugh!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE LAUGHS That is disgusting.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Which I'm afraid is about all you can expect on this show,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56which tests your knowledge of Horrible Histories by playing

0:00:56 > 0:00:58the goriest games we could think of.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00But before we can start,

0:01:00 > 0:01:02we're going to need some Horrible Historians.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hi, I'm Hannah.- Hi, I'm Noah.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hi, I'm Daisy.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09And you can play along at home too, using the Gory Games app.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13If you haven't got it yet, check out the CBBC website.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Welcome, one and all.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17You are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Each Year Sphere contains a historical date

0:01:19 > 0:01:21and at the end of the show, your dates will be added up

0:01:21 > 0:01:24with AD dates being added to your total

0:01:24 > 0:01:28and BC dates being subtracted from it.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Can I use a calculator?- If you must.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Can someone show me how to use it?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's 735.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, do you know, that brain of yours works well for its age,

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- doesn't it?- All right, that's enough. That's enough.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44And, of course, the person with the highest Year score

0:01:44 > 0:01:48at the end of the show will take home a unique historical prize.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Oh, that's right. One I picked out with my own fair paws.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Enough said. Right, let's get cracking.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58And to find out what this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's the Vile Victorians.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Good day!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Four questions on the Victorians coming up.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09And your four Victorian topics are...

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hannah, it's your turn to pick first this round.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17What's it going to be?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Sport.- Sport.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24In 1875, Matthew Webb became the first man to what?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Was it A - to score a hat-trick in the cup final,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30B - to run a mile under four minutes

0:02:30 > 0:02:33or C - swim the English Channel?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Was Matthew Webb a footballer, a runner or a swimmer?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Let's see those answers now, please.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Everyone is agreed on C.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Are they all wrong or are they all right?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45The answer is C.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46He swam the English Channel.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50In 1883, he attempted to swim the rapids above Niagara Falls.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Didn't go very well.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53He snuffed it.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55So, you're all off to a great start.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56That's a point apiece.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Noah, your turn to pick a topic. What's it going to be?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Gadgets.- Gadgets.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02That is a prop question.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04# Prop question, prop question... #

0:03:04 > 0:03:06And here is the prop.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10OK, this is a genuine Victorian contraption.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12But what was it for?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Is it A - stretching top hats?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Is it B - cleaning cannon barrels?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Or is it C - an automatic hair-cutting device?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Let's your see answers now, please.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28OK, the girls agreeing on B.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Noah out on his own with A.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33The answer is A.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's a device for stretching top hats.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Daisy, it is your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Queen Victoria.- Queen Victoria.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Let's see how clever you really are.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55So, what did Queen Victoria love?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Was it A - insects?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Was it B - eating turtle soup?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Or was it C - opera music?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, it's complete agreement.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Everybody thinks it's C.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Are they all right or are they all wrong?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Righty ho.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11The answer is...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14C - she loved opera music.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Well, they were, of course, all right.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20And she hated insects and turtle soup. Excellent.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22So, the scores, therefore, are Noah with three,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hannah and Daisy with two.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29There's one question left and it is on schools.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32If you were caught talking in class at a Victorian school,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34you were punished with the log.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36But what did that punishment involve?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Was it A - a heavy log being strapped to your shoulders,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41B - being beaten with a log,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45or C - having to roll a heavy log up a hill?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48All horrible, but is it A, B or C?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Let's see your answers now, please.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Split of opinion.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hannah and Noah going for B.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Daisy on her own with A.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56The answer is A.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59A heavy log was strapped to your shoulders.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00That stopped the talking, all right!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Well, that means at the end of that round,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05we have ourselves a tie-break situation.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Hannah, for now, you're history, don't buzz in in this round.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10But Noah and Daisy, fingers on your buzzers

0:05:10 > 0:05:13because we're about to do the tie-break question.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Here we go.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Beginning with the letter R, which sport began as football

0:05:18 > 0:05:22but adopted new rules, an odd-shaped ball and a new name in 1871...?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23SQUELCH Noah?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Rugby.- Rugby is the correct answer.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well done, Noah, you've just won the quiz.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's time to choose your Year Sphere from our trolley-wolley.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh! Push...shove...ah.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Ah, come on, Noah, come and choose your Year Sphere,

0:05:36 > 0:05:37lighten me load.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40But be warned, one of those Year Spheres

0:05:40 > 0:05:42has a Stone Age date inside

0:05:42 > 0:05:44that could be worth a few million minus points.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Back to your podium. Thanks very much.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- HE GROANS - Push, push...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, no, it's lighter. Whee!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Winning the quiz means that Noah is automatically through

0:05:54 > 0:05:56to play the Victorian Game.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Let's find out.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07It's a single player Brainy Game.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10So, Noah, get your thinking cap on, get down that Time Sewer.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15In a seated position! Strange.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Everyone loves magic, right?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Well, I bet Victorian engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel

0:06:20 > 0:06:23went off it a bit when a trick he was doing went wrong

0:06:23 > 0:06:26and he ended up with a large coin lodged in his windpipe.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29He eventually managed to dislodge it using a clever device.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30It's time to play...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Once they're all in the right place,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39you can turn the wheel and flip Brunel upside down

0:06:39 > 0:06:42to dislodge the coin and win your Year Sphere.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44But be quick - you're against the clock,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46which is starting to tick now.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48HORN HONKS So, here goes Noah, then,

0:06:48 > 0:06:49on Barmy Brunel.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52That tiny little cog's not going anywhere, is it, Rattus?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Tiny little cogs seldom do, Dave.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55That's a better cog.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59It's quite small but it certainly actually fits in there,

0:06:59 > 0:07:00which is good.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Dave, I have to say, this series of poorly fitting cogs,

0:07:04 > 0:07:08surely this is what the inside of your brain looks like.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Who said that?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13He seems to be approaching this very methodically, doesn't he, Rattus?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15He certainly is. He's taking a great deal of care

0:07:15 > 0:07:19and consideration over each of those heavy, heavy brass cogs.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23He knows that the cogs need to be able to touch each other,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26and for me, that's going to make this quite easy for him,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28because once you've worked that out,

0:07:28 > 0:07:30it really does become just a case of trial and error.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You can guess at home if he's going to do it or not

0:07:32 > 0:07:34using the Gory Games app.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35But you better be quick.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36It's a terrific display, this.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Dave, my fear here is that one day the machines will turn against us.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43(Was that just a film I saw?)

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Either way, I think you're right.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47It would be horrific to have the machines turn against us,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49but this machine might be turning itself here!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52One more to get in. He just needs to wiggle that, surely.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53It's there.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56There he goes turning it.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59There goes Brunel! And I think that coin will be nestling

0:07:59 > 0:08:01in the roof of his mouth now.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh! He's had to put his fingers in but he's claimed it.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06He's claimed it. Noah has saved Brunel's life!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09And doesn't he look pleased with himself?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Congratulations... Oh, help yourself.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- RATTUS LAUGHS - Straight in there.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well done, Noah. Very good work.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Your second Year Sphere is in place.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Lovely. On to Round Two.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22And to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Four questions as always, then,

0:08:27 > 0:08:28on the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Noah, it is your turn to pick first.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Fashion.- Fashion.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Who wore the most make up in Egypt?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46..or C - they both wore the same amount.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Was it A - men, B - women,

0:08:48 > 0:08:52or was it C - that they both wore the same amount?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Let's see those answers now, please.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Noah and Hannah have gone for A.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Daisy all on her own with C.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59What's the answer?

0:08:59 > 0:09:00The answer is C.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Men and women both wore the same amount.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Do you like my eyeshadow?

0:09:04 > 0:09:05It's macho, isn't it?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Not the word I'd use.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Daisy, your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Erm...Pyramids.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Pyramids.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17According to archaeologists,

0:09:17 > 0:09:23how many workers were needed to build the Great Pyramid of Giza?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Was it...?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33It's either A, B or C.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Let's see those answers now, please.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Oh, look at that.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Everybody has gone for C.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Oh, the answer is...

0:09:44 > 0:09:49The Great Pyramid is made up of 2.3 million massive stones.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51But apparently it only took five years to build.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Five years, indeed, Rattus.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Hannah, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Egyptian Gods.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Egyptian Gods.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Here's what I want to know...

0:10:14 > 0:10:17What do you think - A, B or C?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Let's see your answers now, please.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE LAUGHS Complete agreement!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's see if you're right.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, I can tell you the answer is...

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yes, you were absolutely right.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33The scores at the end of that question

0:10:33 > 0:10:37are two points to Daisy, one point each to Noah and Hannah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39There's one question left in this round,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41so you're all still very much in it.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44And your topic is pharaohs.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47We pharaohs ruled Egypt for thousands of years.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49But what did the word pharaoh mean?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Was it A - great face,

0:10:51 > 0:10:52B - great chariot

0:10:52 > 0:10:54or C - great house?

0:10:54 > 0:11:00Was it A - great face, B - great chariot, or C - great house?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Let's see your answers now, please.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Hannah and Noah going for B.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Daisy out on her own again on A.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09The answer is C.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Pharaoh means great house.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13The pharaoh's mortal body was thought to be a house

0:11:13 > 0:11:15for his divine soul.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17So, no points scored there,

0:11:17 > 0:11:19which means, at the end of that round,

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Daisy, you've won your first Year Sphere.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27So, Daisy, you're obviously through to play the Egyptian Game,

0:11:27 > 0:11:31but will it be an all play or a single play affair?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Let's find out.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's an All Play Brainy Game,

0:11:38 > 0:11:42which means that all of you are heading off down the Time Sewer.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54To make sure no-one forgot them after their deaths,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57pharaohs were buried in huge stone tombs.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59It's time to play...

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Your challenge - to build up a pyramid.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Work out which block goes where and finish it first

0:12:06 > 0:12:07to win the Year Sphere.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10To help you, we've already put one block in place.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13The Egyptians took about five years to build their pyramids.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14But if you could be a bit quicker than that,

0:12:14 > 0:12:17the programme on after us would be most grateful.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Ready, steady, get building.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21HORN HONKS

0:12:21 > 0:12:24So, here we go, then, with the Pyramid Game once again.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26And it's a lovely start from Hannah.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28That looks like a sizeable piece and it probably will fit

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- on the base there.- Certainly a confident start from her,

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- though, Daisy, too, making a very confident start.- Yeah.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- It's good to see.- Noah seems to be kind of having a little rifle

0:12:37 > 0:12:38through all his pieces,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40just having a look at exactly what he's got,

0:12:40 > 0:12:42which is methodical and very clever, I think.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Ever built yourself a pyramid, Rattus, a tiny one?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47No, but I did build a small Eiffel Tower

0:12:47 > 0:12:49out of sugar cubes once.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Excellent, well, that's much about the same thing.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Noah has now had a look at every piece of his puzzle, I think.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Meanwhile, look at this,

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Hannah has completed the ground floor of hers already.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- What an excellent start that is, Rattus.- Excellent start.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Once you've got the ground floor in,

0:13:04 > 0:13:06that's pretty much the start of it, Dave.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09and things will move on swiftly from that, I would imagine.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11You'd have to hope so, certainly...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Ooh! And Daisy nearly came a bit of a cropper there.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That big unwieldy piece almost overbalanced her completely.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Now, I don't want to worry you, Rattus,

0:13:19 > 0:13:23but I've got a feeling that Noah is building on the flat,

0:13:23 > 0:13:27several feet from where it's supposed to go.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30So, that basically means he can't possibly win

0:13:30 > 0:13:33because to win the game, you have to build the pyramid using all levels,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35including that base one.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Still, he doesn't know that,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39so we can enjoy his efforts, nonetheless.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Daisy, meanwhile, has completed her ground level

0:13:42 > 0:13:45and is starting on the next floor.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Very impressive.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49But not as impressive as Hannah.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Look at this! Very nice.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Very nice construction technique.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56It's important, of course, to remember, Rattus,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59that these pyramids aren't one-to-one scale, are they?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01They're not one-to-one scale, Dave, no,

0:14:01 > 0:14:04because that would mean that Egypt was the size of Birmingham.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Which it isn't, of course,

0:14:06 > 0:14:08everyone in Birmingham at the moment shouting,

0:14:08 > 0:14:09"Don't be ridiculous!"

0:14:09 > 0:14:11There's plucky Noah carrying on.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Pyramid in the wrong place, of course.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Daisy looking quite good over there in the yellow, isn't she, Rattus?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20She's ploughing along there, Daisy.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21She's doing more than ploughing along.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23She's only got three pieces left.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25She's going to win this, I think.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27There goes one of them.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28There goes another.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31She's completed it all but the tip.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Just the final piece going on now.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- It's pyramid time.- Yeah!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38It's pyramid time!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42As she dances next to the pyramid that she has constructed.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well done, everybody, out you come.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Out of that Time Sewer.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, it's a tricky one to get out of.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Daisy, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Well played.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Noah, we GIVE you the first bit, that's your base.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59I didn't realise that that was the first bit.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I'm sorry about that! And how was it for you, Daisy? It looked good.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04I kind of imagined the whole pyramid in my head

0:15:04 > 0:15:06and it sort of came to me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08It was very impressive. Very well done.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13The Great Pyramid of Giza was finished around 2560 BC - roughly -

0:15:13 > 0:15:16and was the tallest man-made structure in the world

0:15:16 > 0:15:19until 1311, when Lincoln Cathedral was finished.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Moving on, it's over to the Gory Grid

0:15:21 > 0:15:22to find out what's up next.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Arr!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26The Putrid Pirates it be.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27A-ha-arr!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Four questions again, then,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31and here are your all-important piratey topics.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Daisy, it's your turn to lead off. What do you fancy?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Erm... Superstitions.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Superstitions.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45True or false?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Us pirates, we're very superstitious.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53To bring good luck before a voyage, we'd throw a black cat overboard.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ooh, I love this question.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Let's see your answers now, please.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00The girls agreeing on false.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Noah, on his own, with true.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03What's the answer?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05It's false.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08If you throw a black cat overboard, a storm will follow

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- and the ship will be crushed. - RATTUS LAUGHS

0:16:11 > 0:16:15But the rats onboard will throw a huge party!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Yes, understandably.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Hannah, your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Prisoners.- Prisoners.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Pirate prisoners held below decks

0:16:26 > 0:16:31could be offered food made out of grubs, beetles or cockroaches.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Is this true or false?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Could that possibly be true?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41You've all gone for true.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Rattus, are they all right or all wrong?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Well, of course they're all right!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47It's true.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51They were fed grubs, beetles and cockroaches.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Lucky them. That's what you serve in a rat five-star restaurant.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Delish!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, Noah, your turn to choose a topic.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01What'll it be?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Tricks.- Tricks.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06True or false?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10In 1720, pirate Anne Bonny and her crew

0:17:10 > 0:17:13fooled a ship into coming up close so they could attack it

0:17:13 > 0:17:16by all pretending to be dead.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Rattus is giving you an example of how that might have looked.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Lovely reconstruction, Rattus. - Thank you.- Well done.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let's see your answers now, please.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28OK, well, Noah and Daisy have gone for true.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Hannah on her own with false.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's...true!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Yeah, they covered themselves in fake blood

0:17:35 > 0:17:37and waited for the sailors to climb aboard

0:17:37 > 0:17:40and then, suddenly, they stood up and attacked them.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42One question left in this round, then.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45A look at the scores shows me that Daisy's in the lead with three.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Noah and Hannah both on two, though, so still all to play for.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51The final question in this round is on Ned Lowe.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52And here it is.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Be this true or be it false?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02True or false, Captain Ned Lowe

0:18:02 > 0:18:06once made one Spanish prisoner eat the heart of his friend?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12OK. The girls agreeing on true. Noah on his own with false.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13What's the answer?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's true!

0:18:15 > 0:18:20True?! That is sick and not in a good way!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22No, I happen to agree with you. For once.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26So, at the end of that round, Daisy with maximum points,

0:18:26 > 0:18:29has won herself another Year Sphere.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34So, Daisy, as quiz winner, you're through to play the Pirate Game,

0:18:34 > 0:18:38but will it be just you or will the others play too?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's an All Play Messy Game.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47So, off down the Time Tour with the lot of you.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's time to play...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08This game is all about chests and keys. And where are the keys?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Well, that would be telling.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12But there are some clues to help you find them.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15The first person to retrieve the treasure map

0:19:15 > 0:19:17from inside their colour-coded chest will win the Year Sphere,

0:19:17 > 0:19:21but be warned, it may not be as easy as it seems.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24In three, two, one. HOOTER SOUNDS

0:19:24 > 0:19:26So, here we go then with Pirate Treasure.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29That's good, they're all reading the first clue.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32And I can't emphasise enough how important reading the clues is

0:19:32 > 0:19:35because by reading the clues, you find out where the keys are hidden.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37For example, why not try a pirate coat?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40The first green key's in there. Look in some rotten fruit.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43The first brown key will be in some rotten fruit.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Hang on a second though. Yes, look at that.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48He's in the wrong bucket there. That is a green bucket.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Noah, you are wearing brown.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Well, now, this is trouble. And this is trouble

0:19:54 > 0:19:57because Noah will not be able to unlock his box and Hannah

0:19:57 > 0:20:01will have a key missing when she comes to open one of hers later on.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04So that means that Daisy is surely in a good position here.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Noah, you can wrestle with that all you like, fella,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09it's not going to go in there and Hannah, well,

0:20:09 > 0:20:12she's doing well now, but she's got trouble later on

0:20:12 > 0:20:14because a key in the future is missing for her.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Daisy, she may have a gunky hand, but she's in good shape.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21There we go. Hannah off for her second key. That one, she will find.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24That's OK. It's the rotten fruit one she's going to struggle with.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27And she's found it. Well played indeed.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Which bird says "pieces of eight"?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31So Daisy needs to find a parrot.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Oh, there we are. She's got her second key from the parrot's beak.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42And there is the third chest. That's the third chest.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Unfortunately, Noah has got the key. But he's put it back!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48And she's just walked straight up the barrel and taken it!

0:20:48 > 0:20:52She's stolen a real march on Daisy and if she can just get this open,

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Daisy's got the final chest out there.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59- But all Hannah needs to do is unlock it and there it is!- She's there!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02She holds the map aloft in her gunky fist!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05And she has found the treasure.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Well played, everybody. Hannah, go and get yourself a Year Sphere.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Well done. Your first one.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Marvellous. Relief or joy?- Joy.- Joy. Excellent. Good stuff.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20And Noah, you actually had Hannah's key for quite a long time,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- didn't you?- Yeah.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I tell you what, it was very good of you to put it back though.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27You should be thanking Noah. He did you a favour there.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29OK, time for the final round.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well, no quirky quiz in our final round.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41It's straight to our big All Play Tudor End Game.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43So, everyone, get back down that Time Tour.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Now, you probably wouldn't describe King Henry VIII as skinny.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Quite right. I prefer the term "slim and athletic" myself.- Yes.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Well, that's your business.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- The truth be told, he liked the odd pie.- Divorced, beheaded and pied.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Ha-ha! Yeah.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Right then. It's time to play...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Your job is to collect pies and fling them

0:22:15 > 0:22:18into the King's mouth, a simple sounding task, made a little

0:22:18 > 0:22:21trickier by the fact that we've attached you all to bungee ropes.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth

0:22:25 > 0:22:27in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Three, two, one, it's pie time! HOOTER SOUNDS

0:22:29 > 0:22:32So, here we go. Who Ate All The Pies?

0:22:32 > 0:22:36They approach the Henrys. Oh, Noah scores with his first pie!

0:22:36 > 0:22:37And, oh, dear, Daisy was over

0:22:37 > 0:22:39before she'd released the pie!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42And that's his second one in a row.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Beautiful. - Two in a row.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Yes, he's doing extremely well, unlike the girls, unfortunately.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49He has mastered this already.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I think Noah is looking very, very good

0:22:51 > 0:22:52for this title.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Daisy seems to be spending most of her time on the floor.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59There she goes again.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02The pie man working very hard again. Nice to see.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04He really is a professional pie man, this man.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Lovely clothes. Terrific pies, of course.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Noah's got four now, everyone. Extraordinary performance.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12There he goes again!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14And Noah just keeps on

0:23:14 > 0:23:16filling his Henry's face.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Look at the determination. Oh, he shouted something there at Henry.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22A bit of verbals from Noah.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25He's big, he's round, he gets to wear a crown!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28He's Henry! Henry!

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Mm-hm. Sorry.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31And here comes Noah. He's charging back.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33He can't get back to that pie man

0:23:33 > 0:23:34quick enough, can he?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36And looking at the scoreboard there,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39it seems that Hannah has actually scored her first pie.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Well, when did that happen?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Hopefully not while we were chanting rather rudely at Henry there.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47If that is the case, I do apologise for that.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49And apologies to Hannah there.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51But she has got off the mark, so that is good news.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- BELL CHIMES - 30 seconds remaining.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Oh, that one went slightly wide there.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Daisy hasn't actually troubled the scorers yet.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Her Henry is going to be absolutely starving by the end of this,

0:24:01 > 0:24:02you have to say.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06It's all looking a little bit desperate from Hannah as well,

0:24:06 > 0:24:10on the end there. But it's all looking superb for Noah.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Look at that, Frisbee action straight through. Eight points.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15She was unlucky there,

0:24:15 > 0:24:18but look at Hannah. She's tired. She's tiring.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21And that underarm technique with the slight round-arm style,

0:24:21 > 0:24:24it's not really going to get anywhere.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- BUZZER - Time's up.- And it's all over.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29The contestants sink to the floor

0:24:29 > 0:24:31in absolute exhaustion.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35And I can tell you that Noah has won it by a country mile.

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0:24:36 > 0:24:40Welcome back. Very well done.

0:24:40 > 0:24:45- You're out. Third place, with, sadly, no pies, was Daisy.- Yeah.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- How did you find it, Daisy? - Tiring and exhausting.

0:24:48 > 0:24:54Tiring and exhausting! In second place, with one pie, was Hannah.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- How did you find it, Hannah?- Hard!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58DAVE LAUGHS Yes! And you seem a little

0:24:58 > 0:25:01out of breath, still! And first, with eight pies, is Noah.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Noah.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Lovely. Which one's giving off the best vibes?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Lovely. There we go.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12So, time to count up those Year Spheres, then,

0:25:12 > 0:25:17and remember, AD years are added and BC years are subtracted

0:25:17 > 0:25:19from your final total.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Hannah, what's in that Year Sphere of yours?

0:25:22 > 0:25:271588 AD. The Spanish Armada destroyed. That's excellent.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Noah, that's what you've got to beat. Let's see your first Sphere.

0:25:30 > 0:25:351851 AD. The Great Exhibition was held in London that year.

0:25:35 > 0:25:391305 AD! The execution of William Wallace.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41You're in the lead. The third one is crucial.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Let's have a look at it.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh, it's 150,000 BC!

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Neanderthals started making art round about then.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51But that's no consolation at all, is it?

0:25:51 > 0:25:57You've ended up with a massively low score of -146,844!

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Oh, that's history, though. It's sometimes horrible.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Daisy, let's have a look at your Sphere.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07405 BC. It's bad, but it's not disastrous.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09It's also the year that the Spartans beat

0:26:09 > 0:26:12the Athenians in the Peloponnesian War that year.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Let's see your second Sphere.

0:26:13 > 0:26:191805 AD. The Battle of Trafalgar. It all hinges on this Sphere.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Let's have a look at it.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26It's 79 AD! The Coliseum opened in Rome.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30It's 1,479.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33That makes it incredibly close but not quite close enough.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38So, today's winner, with 1,588 points, is Hannah,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40who goes home with our star prize.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42And if this is our star prize,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45I dread to think what our normal prizes would be like,

0:26:45 > 0:26:47because it's something Rattus has fished out of the

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Time Sewers, I'm afraid, probably Victorian toilet paper or something.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- No, it is not toilet paper! - Oh, thank heavens for that.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Because Vikings didn't have toilet paper.- Oh.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01No, it's some moss, used by Vikings for toilet paper.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Are you telling me that this has actually been used

0:27:05 > 0:27:09- to wipe a Viking's bottom? - Give it a sniff!

0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Oh, that's a yes, I'm afraid to say. - Con-rat-ulations, Hannah!

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Yep, there you go, Hannah. Well done.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19You might want to handle it with gloves. And try not to smell it.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Hannah,

0:27:22 > 0:27:25thanks to our gallant runners-up, Noah and Daisy,

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. - Yeah, don't mention it.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32I won't. You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37So, did you know all the answers?

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Then prove it!

0:27:38 > 0:27:43Next time, why not play along by downloading the Gory Games app

0:27:43 > 0:27:44from the CBBC website?

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