Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb...

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32This is the show where you get to test your knowledge of

0:00:32 > 0:00:35horrible histories with some of the messiest games known to man.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37But not to rat, oh, no.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40In fact, the messiest game I know is my local log flume ride.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Ha-ha-ha ha!- Yeah, well, log flume rides are usually wet

0:00:43 > 0:00:44but not usually that messy.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Not our rat log flume ride, which is from the toilet at the top

0:00:47 > 0:00:49of a tower block. You stand on the seat,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52jump up to pull the flush, then leap down the bowl!

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Whoopie! Ooohh...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59All the way down to the main sewer. Splashdown! Ha-ha!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Now that's messy, I can tell you.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05HE SPITS

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Let's meet today's Horrible Historians!- Hey, I'm Sonnyboy.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hello, my name's Carrera.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hi, I'm Aaron.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Go to the CBBC website to get it.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Lovely. Welcome, all of you.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Dave?- Yes?- Dave?- What?- Dave?- What?! - Dave!- WHAT?!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- I thought we could play a classic playground game.- Oh?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- With a Middle Ages twist.- Oh.- I'm sure everybody's heard of Hopscotch.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well, we're going to play it as though it were in a genuine

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Middle Ages street.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39All our contestants have to do is avoid the animal guts,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42horse droppings and human droppings... Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46in a game I'm calling "Plopscotch." Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48And just to make it really tricky,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- let's make it night-time. - Oh, great(!)

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Right then, get hopping in three, two...- No!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56No, no way. And don't worry, you won't have to do that.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Ooh, mind the...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- CONTESTANTS LAUGH - Too late.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Right, Sonnyboy, Carrera, Aaron, you are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Each Year Sphere contains a historical date and at the end of

0:02:10 > 0:02:13the show your Year Sphere dates will be added up with AD dates being

0:02:13 > 0:02:18added to your total and BC dates being subtracted from it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23- So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?- 734.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25That's actually really close. Do you want to try again?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- 13?- OK, I give up.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32It's 735 and, at the end of the show, the person with the highest

0:02:32 > 0:02:35year score will win a unique historical prize.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ooh, that's right. It's something I've picked out myself

0:02:37 > 0:02:40and to say it's amazing would be an understatement.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- To say it's amazing would be a lie, wouldn't it?- Oi!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Right, let's get cracking.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49And to find out who this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Four questions, then, on the Terrible Tudors.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58And your four Tudor Topics are...

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Sonnyboy, it's your turn to pick first in this round.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07What do you fancy?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Erm... Witches.- Witches.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hope you're feeling brainy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Here's my question...

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Let's see those answers now, please.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33OK, the boys agreeing on A.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Carrera thinks B. Let's find out.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Hope you got it right!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39The answer is...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45It's horrible but it's true.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48So no points, actually, in that first question.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Carrera, it's your turn to choose a topic. What do you fancy?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Mean Queens.- Mean Queens.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56My daughter, Queen Mary, was a Catholic and married the

0:03:56 > 0:03:59King of Spain. He didn't like her much and went home to Spain.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03But what did she send him to try and encourage him to come back?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Let's see your answers now, please. There we go.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Well, Aaron's gone for A. Carrera's gone for A.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Sonnyboy on his own with C. Let's see what the answer is.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23The answer is...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26To encourage him to come back, she sent him pies. Well, would have

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- worked with me. Ha-ha!- Probably would've worked on me, to be honest.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31RATTUS LAUGHS

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Getting a bit peckish, actually.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36So, Sonnyboy, well done. You're in the lead with one point.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- And, Aaron, it's your turn to pick a topic.- I'll pick Superstitions.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Superstitions.- What did we Tudors do to predict our future luck?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50A - jump over a moss-covered rock, B - jump over a lit candle,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53or C - jump over a sleeping cat?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, I know the answer. I know the answer!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Let's see those answers now, please.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00OK, everybody going for B.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Are they all right or all wrong?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07The answer's B - jump over a lit candle. If the candle went out,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09it was bad luck. A little bit like marrying me.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12HE CACKLES

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Laugh, or I will chop your head off.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15AWKWARD LAUGHTER

0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK, one question left in this round.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Sonnyboy in the lead with two, the others on one,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22but everyone can still win this round.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25The final question is on laws and it is a prop question.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Prop question! Prop question!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31That is a prop and it's a woolly hat.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Queen Elizabeth passed a law about woolly hats, but what was it?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Was it A - that all woolly hats were banned?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Was it B - everyone had to wear a woolly hat on Sundays?

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Or was it C - that all bald men had to wear woolly hats?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48What do you think, is that A, B or C?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Let's see your answer is now, please.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Interesting. Carrera and Aaron

0:05:53 > 0:05:54agreeing on B.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Sonnyboy on his own with C.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59The answer is, in fact, B.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Everyone had to wear a woolly hat on Sundays.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It was to boost sales in the English wool trade.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07And to make everyone look more than a bit stupid.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10That was, sadly, a by-product of it.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12OK, well, that's the end of the round.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16And look at that, we have a complete tie. Everyone has two points,

0:06:16 > 0:06:19so we are going to a tie-breaker buzzer question.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Fingers on those buzzers, please.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Beginning with the letter E,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26what is the name of King Henry VIII's daughter,

0:06:26 > 0:06:27who reigned for 44 years?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29FART BUZZER NOISE Carrera?

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Elizabeth?- Elizabeth is absolutely right. Well done, Carrera,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35you have won the first Year Sphere!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Yay!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Yay! Time to choose your Year Sphere from our Trolley Wally.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, push, push, push, push, push...

0:06:43 > 0:06:44PUSH!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47There you go, come on, Carrera, any one you like.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51But be warned, one of those spheres may contain a Stone Age date,

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- which could be worth a few million minus points.- That one?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Are you sure?- Yeah.- OK.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Push, push, push, push, push, push... BYE!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Winning the quiz means that Carrera is automatically through to play

0:07:03 > 0:07:07the Tudors game, but will she be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Let's find out.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's an All Play Brainy Game,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Lead them on!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Queen Elizabeth's portrait artists knew that to keep their heads

0:07:29 > 0:07:32they had to keep the Queen happy, which meant making her look far

0:07:32 > 0:07:35more glamorous in her portraits than she really was.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38In fact, they had to copy portraits of her from her younger days.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's time to play...

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Your challenge is to assemble two perfect

0:07:45 > 0:07:47copies of an Elizabeth portrait.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48The only problem is your two puzzles

0:07:48 > 0:07:50are made out of differently shaped pieces.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Complete your puzzles quicker than

0:07:52 > 0:07:55the other Horrible Historians to win the Year Sphere.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57In three, two, one... CLAXON SOUNDS

0:07:57 > 0:08:02So, here we go, then, with puzzling portraits and let's hope that,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05at the end of this, we don't find that one of the pieces is missing.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, Aaron having a look at the main portrait there.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Well, that seems to me to be a very, very good plan indeed.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm surprised, Dave, that they don't glance around more

0:08:13 > 0:08:17often to see what the finished puzzle should look like.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19And Sonnyboy, look how well he's doing already!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- This is extraordinary. - He's doing two at once, Dave.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24This is an excellent piece of tactic, I think.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26This is the strategy you need.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28He's doing this like a machine.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I've never seen it done this fast, Rattus.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's extraordinary. Look at him,

0:08:32 > 0:08:34he's nearly finished over there.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36And they say men can't multitask,

0:08:36 > 0:08:38well, that's utter rubbish, isn't it?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40That is proved to be utter, utter rubbish today.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42He's got one piece left!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Oh, he's done it!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45That is extraordinary!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47He may well bounce up and down

0:08:47 > 0:08:48because he has just done two

0:08:48 > 0:08:52puzzles extremely quickly, let's just leave it at that.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Welcome back, everybody! Sonnyboy, pick up your first Year Sphere.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Well played.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03That was excellent puzzle work. It was really impressive.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Very good. You did both at once.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- You thought that would be the best tactic, did you?- Yeah.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Aaron, did you find that difficult? Easy?- It was pretty difficult.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Were you just concentrating on one? - Concentrating on one because I

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- forgot about the other one. - Oh, did you?- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18It's easily done. Easily done. How did you find that, Carrera?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Hard because you had to work out if pieces fit, like,

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- and it was really complicated. - Yeah.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28You know, that portrait shows just one of the 3,000 dresses

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Elizabeth I is believed to have owned.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32But I'm willing to bet she still used to say,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35"I can't possibly go out tonight. I've got nothing to wear"

0:09:35 > 0:09:37RATTUS LAUGHS

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Hang about. Isn't that a bit rude to women, Dave?- You are so right.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Sorry! Moving swiftly on, on to Round Two, in fact.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46And to find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's the Gorgeous Georgians.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Four questions again. Here are your all-important Georgian topics.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02So, Carrera, it's your turn to pick first in this round.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Police?- Police.

0:10:03 > 0:10:071749 saw the first organised police force in London,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09but what were they known as?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11A - the Bow Street Bobbies?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13B - the Bow Street Runners?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Or C - the Bow Street Terries?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's see those answers now, please.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26OK, the boys agreeing on B.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Carrera on her own with A. What's the answer?

0:10:28 > 0:10:32The answer is B, the Bow Street Runners. Ha-ha!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35So, the boys there both scoring their first points of the round.

0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Aaron, your turn to pick a topic. - I'll pick Gloves.- Gloves it is.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Oh, this is exciting. The question is...

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Let's see your answers now, please.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09OK, Sonnyboy and Carrera agreeing on B. Aaron on his own with A.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- What's the answer? - I can tell you, the answer is...

0:11:14 > 0:11:18They were given 192 pairs of gloves a year. Yes, that's right.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20No-one got that one right, I'm afraid,

0:11:20 > 0:11:23so the scores remain, Sonnyboy - one, Aaron - one,

0:11:23 > 0:11:24and Carrera yet to score.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Two questions left in this round, though, so no need to panic.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Sonnyboy, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Um... Fans.- Fans!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33That is a prop question.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39And here is a fan, as you can see.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44Georgian ladies used fan fluttering as a sort of messaging system,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46but what did THIS gesture mean?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Was it A - I am tired? Was it B - I am sorry?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Or was it C - I need the toilet?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- CONTESTANTS LAUGH - Oooh...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Yeah, all right, Rattus.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Let's see your answers now, please.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05OK, Carrera and Aaron agreeing on C.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Sonnyboy with B.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08The answer is...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I am so sorry, it's B.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14And so you should be.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Well done, Sonnyboy.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Excellent stuff. OK, one more question left in this round.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Sonnyboy, if you were to get it right,

0:12:21 > 0:12:23you'd have won yourself another Year Sphere.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27The one remaining question in this round is on Nelson and here it is.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29How was Lord Nelson's body brought home

0:12:29 > 0:12:33after his death at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36A - in an ornamental coffin?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37B - in a casket of tea?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Or C - in a barrel of brandy?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44You won't believe the answer to this one. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Let's see your answers now, please.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50OK, Sonnyboy with A, Carrera

0:12:50 > 0:12:52and Aaron agreeing again on B.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53The answer is C,

0:12:53 > 0:12:58in a barrel of brandy, so his body wouldn't rot too quickly.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, nobody got that one right.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03OK, that's it. That's the end of that round.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04And it means that, Sonnyboy,

0:13:04 > 0:13:06you have won yourself another Year Sphere.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Collect it, please.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10So, Sonnyboy, as quiz winner,

0:13:10 > 0:13:13you're also through to play the Georgian Game.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16But will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's find out.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24It's an All Play Silly Game. Ha-ha!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26So, off down Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33Ho, ho, headfirst. Feet first. Headfirst.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38THEY COUGH

0:13:38 > 0:13:42In Georgian times, anyone who was anyone wore a wig

0:13:42 > 0:13:45and your wig was home to more bugs than the average rat.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- I'll take that as a compliment. - Do what you like.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48It's time to play...

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Loads of fleas and lice will be flinging

0:13:53 > 0:13:55themselves from a giant Georgian wig.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You have to catch as many bugs in your wig as possible.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Let the flea fling begin.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04CLAXON SOUNDS

0:14:04 > 0:14:06So, here we go then with a flea fling

0:14:06 > 0:14:10and there's a lot of fleas out, but none so far on the wigs.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, it's so wrong it's right.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I have to agree with you there, Rattus, but still no-one's scored.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oh, there's the first flea,

0:14:17 > 0:14:21landed by Aaron, who literally nearly threw himself off as feet.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Look at that! He's getting... He's actually over!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Oh! Ha-ha!- He's over! He threw his head at that.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29If he could have taken his head off and thrown it, literally,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- he would have done so. - I think he would, Dave.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Who's going to win this? It's anybody's guess.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36And you can guess by playing along at home using the Gory Games app.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oh, flea on the knee.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I think you have to catch them on your wig,

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- so that flea is not scoring. - That's another one for Sonnyboy.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Holding on to his wig there to support it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Carrera's doing the same. CLOCK STRIKES

0:14:49 > 0:14:5030 seconds remaining.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Look at Aaron, he's just freestyling.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54He is throwing himself into this

0:14:54 > 0:14:56game with extraordinary vigour

0:14:56 > 0:14:58and his peripheral vision is being

0:14:58 > 0:14:59obscured there by a flea.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01It really is extraordinary how many

0:15:01 > 0:15:02fleas are in this wig.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I mean, I know it's not life-size, the wig, neither are the fleas...

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- CLAXON SOUNDS - Stop there!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I think it's all over and, for me,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Aaron has won that, but only just.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Welcome back, everyone. Back behind those podiums.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Help yourself to a Year Sphere!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22You know, I find my lice are so hard to count.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25By the time you've counted them, their eggs have all hatched

0:15:25 > 0:15:27and you've got to start all over again!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30And it's really hard to count the ones on your bottom!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, dear. On with the show.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35And to find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Here are your four Victorian topics.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Aaron, it's your turn to lead off this time. What's it going to be?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Um... London.- London.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55That is a question from my colleague, Rattus Rattus.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Ooh, colleague, thank you. Bit lower, please. Thank you.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00True or false?

0:16:00 > 0:16:06In the summer of 1858, the River Thames turned pink.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Mm. Interesting. And very straightforward.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Is that true or is that false? Let's see those answers now, please.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17So you've all agreed on false. Are they all right or all wrong, Rattus?

0:16:17 > 0:16:20You're all... right! It's false.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23The River Thames turned brown

0:16:23 > 0:16:27because all of London's sewage used to go straight into the Thames,

0:16:27 > 0:16:31so it stank of poo! Ha! For some reason, people didn't like it.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32I don't understand that myself.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39- OK, Sonnyboy, your turn to pick a topic.- Gadgets.- Gadgets.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41That is a prop question!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45And there is the prop. True or false?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47This is a genuine Victorian

0:16:47 > 0:16:52contraption for gentlemen to keep their moustache clean whilst eating.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Here's a clue - it's either true or false.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00OK, unanimous agreement again on true

0:17:00 > 0:17:03and I can tell you that it is true!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Absolutely true.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Well done, everyone.- I love food getting stuck on my facial hair.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Leave it to rot there for a few more days and it's even tastier. Ha-ha!

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- Yes. Carrera, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Factories.- Factories.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24True or false? In Victorian factories, no singing was allowed.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30So, true or false? In Victorian factories, no singing was allowed.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Let's see your answers now, please.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35OK, well, we are in total agreement once again.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Everybody going for true.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Are they all right or all wrong? - It's true. No singing was allowed.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Far too much fun.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Not that you could hear it above the din of the machines, anyway.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47They were very loud.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Can anyone else hear that ringing? - No, no. Just you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:55So, it's three points each. It's a maximum score for the round so far.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58That is extraordinary. We have one question left -

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- that question is on doors. - True or false?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Some poor Victorians stole front doors from houses

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- so they could sleep on them. - OK, true or false?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Some poor Victorians stole front doors from houses

0:18:12 > 0:18:14so that they could sleep on them.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19And they are totally agreeing again with false. This is extraordinary.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23They've agreed on everything in this round. Are they all right this time?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's true.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Poor people living in slums slept on the doors rather than the cold,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31damp ground. I slept on one last night - it's dead uncomfortable.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Probably should've taken that doorknob off first.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Maybe filled in the letterbox as well.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37RATTUS LAUGHS

0:18:37 > 0:18:40OK, well, that means that we have a three-way tie again at the end

0:18:40 > 0:18:43of that round and that means that we have a buzzer question.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Fingers on buzzers.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Beginning with the letter A,

0:18:47 > 0:18:50what was the name of Queen Victoria's husband? Prince...

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- SCARY VOICE BUZZER Sonnyboy?- Is it Arthur?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, you're very close. Unlucky, unlucky, Sonnyboy. It isn't Arthur.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57FART BUZZER

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Carrera?- Albert?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Albert is absolutely right! Well done, Carrera.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You've won yourself another Year Sphere.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08OK, Carrera, you're through to play the Victorian game,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12but will it be All Play, or will it be Single Play? Let's find out.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18It's a Single Player Brainy Game!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20So, get yourself down that Time Sewer.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Isambard Kingdom Brunel was a

0:19:27 > 0:19:29brilliant engineer, a visionary designer

0:19:29 > 0:19:31and a lousy children's entertainer.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34While showing off magic tricks to his kids one day,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37he accidentally got a large coin lodged in his throat

0:19:37 > 0:19:39and he eventually managed to dislodge the coin using

0:19:39 > 0:19:41a clever device.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42It's time to play...

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Once they're all in the right place, you can turn the wheel and flip

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Brunel upside down to dislodge the coin and win yourself a Year Sphere.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58But be quick! You're against the clock, which is starting to tick.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Now! CLAXON SOUNDS

0:20:00 > 0:20:03So, here goes Carrera attempting Barmy Brunel.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, that's not going to work.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I can't believe it, she's left it there, but clearly that is

0:20:07 > 0:20:12not in contact with the driving cog and neither's that one.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13All cogs standing completely

0:20:13 > 0:20:16isolated from each other at the moment, Rattus.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18That's not going to get Barmy Brunel tipped up, is it?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Dave, I have to say, if Carrera does manage to do this,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23can I keep the coin?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I'll put it up for auction on the rat auction site Flea-Bay! Ha-ha!

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Flea-bay! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah, all right.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Here goes a piece that's finally fitting. That's lovely.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36She's got one that actually tessellates with

0:20:36 > 0:20:39one of the other shapes, which is very, very nice.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Now, this isn't going to work in my book.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Dave, could you please give the viewers and me

0:20:43 > 0:20:45a definition of the word "tessellate"?

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Shapes that fit together nicely, Rattus, would do for you, I think.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Doesn't even work!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Don't think that works.- I think you're absolutely right, Carrera.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well done and well done for replacing it.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Now, this looks interesting.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Is that going to fit in with the driving cog? Yes, it is!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Yes, it's there! - She's learning and you've got

0:21:03 > 0:21:06to admire that in Carrera. She is learning as she goes on.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10That bit is still floating independently from the others.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13That's nice, that's nice! That bit of the mechanism...!

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Oh, she's taken it off! She's taken it off!- Oh, but she's taken it away!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, dear, Oh, dear! Well, I'm not sure that's

0:21:19 > 0:21:21- going to work quite as well! SCARY VOICE:- 30 seconds remaining!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23CLOCK STRIKES We've only got 30 seconds left

0:21:23 > 0:21:26and she's taken off bits that were in the right place!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Oh, let's hope she doesn't take that first...- OH!- Oh, no!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- She's taken it off!- She's having a bit of a panic here. Oh!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33That's the other one that was fit in!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36She's taken off all the bits that were in the right place!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Oh, she's going to be kicking herself when she sees this back!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Poor old Barmy Brunel lying there with a coin lodged in his throat.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45He might want to ask someone to give him the Heimlich manoeuvre

0:21:45 > 0:21:47because he's not going to get the coin out this way,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I can tell you that for nothing, Rattus.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51She's desperately now just trying... BUZZER SOUNDS

0:21:51 > 0:21:54..everything and she's run out of time. Well, bad luck, Carrera.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56It wasn't to be this time.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Oh, she's out! That was extraordinary. Well done.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03You were keen to get back. Bad luck, Carrera, bad luck.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04What happened there?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08You had to make sure that one of them fit into the big one,

0:22:08 > 0:22:11and it was really hard and it didn't turn round properly.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14At one point you had two of them in exactly the right position,

0:22:14 > 0:22:17but you just didn't quite finish it off. So no Year Sphere, I'm afraid.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Time for the final round.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26- It's the Rotten Romans!- There's no Quirky Quiz in this final round -

0:22:26 > 0:22:29it's straight to our big All Play Roman Endgame!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32So, everyone, get down that Time Sewer!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36CONTESTANTS CHEER

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Roman emperor Vitellius was mostly

0:22:44 > 0:22:46famous for eating like an absolute pig.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51In fact, he liked four feasts a day. He even invented his own dish -

0:22:51 > 0:22:53a pie made out of the brains of pheasants

0:22:53 > 0:22:55and the tongues of flamingos.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56It's time to play...

0:22:58 > 0:23:03Horrible Historians, your challenge is simple - to stuff Vitellius' gob.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Collect the pies and fling them into his mouth.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08The person who gets the most pies in their Vitellius' gob

0:23:08 > 0:23:12within the time limit wins the Year Sphere. But be warned,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15halfway through, a servant is going to spill a cauldron of garum

0:23:15 > 0:23:18sauce made out of rotten fish guts.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yum!- You would say that.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24So things might get a bit slippy. Ready? Steady? Fling those pies!

0:23:24 > 0:23:25CLAXON SOUNDS

0:23:25 > 0:23:27So, here we go then with Foul Feasts.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30They have to fling pies, fish and grapes into the open mouth

0:23:30 > 0:23:32and two have gone in already.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, what a start that was.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38There's a fish, thrown like a dart! It's in! Tremendous effort!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Tremendous effort!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Emperor Vitellius' catering supervisor Keithus Maximus working

0:23:42 > 0:23:45overtime at the end there. He really is a terrific catering

0:23:45 > 0:23:47supervisor, Keithus Maximus. We're very lucky to have him.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50He's one of the finest Roman catering supervisors working today!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Look at that pie thrown by Sonnyboy!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55He's in the lead but that one fell short. Now grapes! More grapes!

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Oh, there's a...grapes going in there! Lovely shot from Aaron!

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, what a fling that was from

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Sonnyboy! A tremendous fling!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06There's a flat fish! Not so lucky there from Carrera.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08How will Sonnyboy do with his flat fish?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh, winged him on the side of the mouth! That must have smarted!

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, lovely! Aaron draws level with Sonnyboy! Three apiece!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17There's a big bunch of grapes for both of them.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Everyone going with grapes!

0:24:18 > 0:24:22It's grape afternoon, all afternoon, here at the Foul Feast.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25It's a good job Keithus Maximus' dad owns a vineyard!

0:24:25 > 0:24:26CLOCK STRIKES

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Maximus Maximus, big in grapes, big in life! That's not relevant now!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Oh! There's the garum sauce! There's the garum sauce!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34And I have to say, it is going to get much,

0:24:34 > 0:24:39much more slippery out there now! Someone's looking at a wipe-out!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Let's see who's going to slip in the

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- garum sauce first.- It's Sonnyboy!

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Sonnyboy's been down! Yeah,

0:24:44 > 0:24:46you're absolutely right, Rattus!

0:24:46 > 0:24:49There he goes again! Disappearing from view almost completely!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Sonnyboy's hit the deck a few times

0:24:52 > 0:24:53there. Oh, they're all at it now!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- CLAXON SOUNDS SCARY VOICE:- Time's up!

0:24:56 > 0:24:57It's all over here!

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Sonnyboy and Aaron have tied it and Keithus Maximus is absolutely

0:25:01 > 0:25:04furious because he's got to clear it up!

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Welcome back. You've got yourself cleaned up, I'm glad to see. Lovely.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13Well, that was very exciting. With three each for Sonnyboy and Aaron.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16So, Sonnyboy, if you'd like to pick another Year Sphere first.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20There we go. And, Aaron, if you'd like to pick one too.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23That is all the Year Spheres awarded.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Did you know? When Emperor Vitellius was

0:25:26 > 0:25:28so full at a feast that he couldn't eat any more,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30he would tickle his throat with a feather so he'd be sick

0:25:30 > 0:25:32and could start eating all over again.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35I made myself sick with a long feather once. Yeah.

0:25:35 > 0:25:40- It was still attached to the chicken I was chasing.- Yes.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's time to add up your Year Sphere totals.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Sonnyboy, let's start with you. Open up your first one for me, please.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50There we go, 1086 AD. That's the Doomsday Book, written that year.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54There goes the second one. 1815 AD, the Battle of Waterloo.

0:25:54 > 0:25:5664 AD,

0:25:56 > 0:25:58that was the year that Rome burnt down,

0:25:58 > 0:26:01but what that does mean is that you've avoided the BC totals

0:26:01 > 0:26:04and you've ended up with

0:26:04 > 0:26:05a score of 2,965,

0:26:05 > 0:26:07which is excellent.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Carrera, can you match that?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Let's have a look at your first one.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Oh, dear me! 2532 BC.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16The great Egyptian Sphinx was finished about that time.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Let's have a look at the second one.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Oh, dear. 2.5 million BC.- Oh... - Oh, no!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Stone age man started to use tools around about then.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30Carrera, that gives you

0:26:30 > 0:26:33a total of minus 2,502,532

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Oh, dear me. Right, Aaron, let's see if you can win this.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39What have you got in your first sphere?

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Oh, dear! 8,000 BC. Woolly mammoths

0:26:42 > 0:26:44died out about that time,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46as did your chances of winning, I'm afraid.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Let's have a look at your second one.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, it's 1042 AD.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Edward the Confessor became King of England, but it's not enough!

0:26:54 > 0:26:59Aaron, that gives you a total of minus 6,958.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Today's champion, with a score of

0:27:01 > 0:27:07- 2,965 points, is Sonnyboy!- Yay!- Yay!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Who will be taking home our star prize

0:27:10 > 0:27:12and there really is nothing like a proper trophy,

0:27:12 > 0:27:15and this is nothing like a proper trophy.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16Because, once again,

0:27:16 > 0:27:19it's some historical tat chosen by my furry friend here.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- What is it, Rattus?- Are you a First World War soldier?- No.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Getting cold in the freezing trenches this winter?- No.

0:27:25 > 0:27:30- Then what you need is a nice tub of whale fat!- Nooo...!

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Soldiers used to have to rub it all over their bodies for insulation.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Ha-ha! Congratulations, Sonnyboy! - Sonnyboy, I'm so sorry.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40- There you go. Well done.- Thank you.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43I'm sorry it's so...well, whaley.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45It just remains for me to say thanks to Sonnyboy, Carrera

0:27:45 > 0:27:49- and Aaron and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.- Any time.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52You've been watching Gory Games! Goodbye.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57Next time, why not play along by downloading the Gory Games

0:27:57 > 0:27:59app from the CBBC website?

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