Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17- # Still watching? - Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32And I'd just like to extend a very special welcome

0:00:32 > 0:00:34to all of Dave's fans.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh, that's very sweet of you!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Or, to put it another way...

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Hello, Dave's mum!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hilarious. Welcome, then, to the goriest game show you will ever see.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Let's meet today's Horrible Historians!

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Hi, I'm Molly.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Georgie.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Josh.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53And you can play along at home, too,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55using the brilliant Gory Games app.

0:00:55 > 0:01:00If you haven't got it yet, go to the CBBC website.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Right, Molly, Georgie, Josh,

0:01:02 > 0:01:04you are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Each Year Sphere contains a historical date

0:01:07 > 0:01:09and, at the end of the show, your Year Spheres will be added up,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12with AD dates being added to your total

0:01:12 > 0:01:15and BC dates being subtracted from it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18So, for example, if these were your Year Spheres,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- your total would be, Rattus...? - Ah, no! I've actually noticed

0:01:21 > 0:01:23a bit of a pattern to this bit of the show.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Oh, yes?- Yeah.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Well, last time, the total was 735.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31The time before, it was 735.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32And the time before that...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34it was also 735.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37So, I'm going to go out on a bit of a limb here,

0:01:37 > 0:01:38and say that the total is...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41735...

0:01:42 > 0:01:45..thousand, 321 and a half.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Pff!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

0:01:50 > 0:01:52will win a unique historical prize,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55picked out of the Time Sewer by my glamourless assistant.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, you are going to be dead impressed!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Unlikely. Right, let's get cracking.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04And to find out what this round is about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07It's the Gorgeous Georgians!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Your four Georgian topics are...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Molly, you get to pick first this round.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Which topic takes your fancy?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Beauty Products.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Beauty Products.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22The question is...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39What do you think? A, B or C?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Let's see your answers now, please.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Look at that! Molly and Josh agreeing with C.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Georgie out on her own with A.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48The answer is...

0:02:48 > 0:02:51C - ash, coal dust and candle wax.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56AMERICAN ACCENT: I always use ash, coal dust and candle wax,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58because I'm worth it.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I don't. I was just doing a voice.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Right, Georgie, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Can I have School, please?

0:03:04 > 0:03:05School.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09In 1793, the schoolboys at Winchester School did what?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11A, invented a new sport,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13B, rioted,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15or C, pretended to be girls?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17So, did they A, invent a new sport?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Did they B, riot?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Or did they C, pretend to be girls?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26And you've all ended up with exactly the same answer.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29You've all gone for B. Let's find out.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31The answer is...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33B, they rioted, they really rioted.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35They even fired pistols at some of the teachers.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I'm pretty sure that's against the school rules!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm almost certain it is.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Josh, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I think I might go with Aristocrats.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Aristocrats.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48The Duke of Chandos had his own private what?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56So, the Duke of Chandos had his own private what?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Was it A, a football team,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59B, an orchestra,

0:03:59 > 0:04:00or C, an army?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Molly and Josh are going for C.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Georgie thinks it's B.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07The answer is...B.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10He had his own private orchestra, consisting of 27 musicians.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13That's right, just 27!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Kind of like having an MP3 player, only less portable.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19RATTUS LAUGHS, CONTESTANTS LAUGH

0:04:19 > 0:04:20- True.- Thanks.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22So, the scores are all square.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Two points each and the final question this round is on Shoes.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29And it's a prop question.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30RATTUS SNIFFS

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Ooh, cheesy!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Only the very best.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here is your question on Shoes...

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Why did sailors in the Georgian Navy not wear shoes?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Was it, A, because they could cause explosions?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Was it B, because they couldn't afford them?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Or was it C, because they wanted to show how hardy they were?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Here's a clue. It's either A, B or C.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Let's see your answers now, please.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Georgie on her own again with A.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Molly and Josh still agreeing, on C this time.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01The answer is...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03A!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05The nails in the soles of the shoes made sparks,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07which could ignite gunpowder.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08You couldn't make it up.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Well, you could, but it wouldn't be as interesting.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12So, Georgie, you've won the quiz.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Time to choose your first Year Sphere.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Push, push, push.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, it's very heavy when it's full.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, come on, Georgie.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Come on, pick your Year Sphere.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Whichever one you want.- But, beware, inside one is a Stone Age date,

0:05:26 > 0:05:28worth a few million minus points.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Push, push, push, push! Bye!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32So, winning the quiz means that Georgie

0:05:32 > 0:05:35is through to play the Georgian game.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Let's find out.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45It is a single-player silly game.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49So, Georgie, it's off down the Time Sewer with you.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, covered in poo!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's 21st October, 1805.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Heavily outnumbered, the British Navy faced the combined might

0:06:03 > 0:06:05of the French and Spanish fleets.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06It's time to play...

0:06:08 > 0:06:10You are a British Navy gunner.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Your mission, to load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot

0:06:16 > 0:06:19and lose a point for every British ship you hit.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Score 6 points in the time limit

0:06:21 > 0:06:22to win your Year Sphere.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Let the battle commence!

0:06:25 > 0:06:29So, here goes Georgie with the Battle of Trafalgar, Rattus.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31In goes the first ball.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Now, let's see, it's fallen short.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36It didn't quite make it to the sea, did it, Rattus?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38It didn't. It went straight into

0:06:38 > 0:06:40the sky and off into outer space.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, and I'm afraid that's the kind of thing

0:06:42 > 0:06:43that can happen and will happen

0:06:43 > 0:06:46if Georgie doesn't point the cannon at the ships.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48She is basically not bothering

0:06:48 > 0:06:49to aim here, Rattus,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51which is a very, very interesting technique.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52We've not seen this before.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54All she is doing

0:06:54 > 0:06:57is loading up the cannon and firing it.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, no, wait a minute. Here we go.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00She is pointing it this time.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01And that was better.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03A lovely day there, isn't it,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05at sea in the Battle of Trafalgar?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- It is. - A lovely blue sky.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07A perfect day for sailing.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08But not for these sailors,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10about to get blown out of the water.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Although, maybe not, the way Georgie is going about this,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15because that one almost blew up her own ship!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17It nearly rolled out of the end of the cannon

0:07:17 > 0:07:18and blew herself up.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20A nasty sea mist rolling in, Dave.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Certainly is. I tell you what,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24that seagull has never looked safer, for me.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27She's not really getting the aiming right here.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30And she's running out of time. You have to say,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32it's not looking likely at all for Georgie.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh, she hit one!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- She's hit one!- She hit one!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37We could see, there, the benefits

0:07:37 > 0:07:39of aiming the cannon at the ships.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40She got it straight away.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42That wasn't far off either.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Time is up.- Oh, but the penny has dropped just too late for Georgie

0:07:45 > 0:07:49and I'm afraid the French and the Spanish have got away with murder.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Welcome back, Georgie. Bad luck.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54What happened there? You seem to be struggling a bit.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, I knew I wouldn't get a very good score,

0:07:56 > 0:07:57because my aim is terrible.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I can't aim to save my life.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Well, I noticed at the start, you weren't actually aiming at all.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04You didn't actually sort of move...

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Exactly!- And you got one down in the end.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- But I was still rubbish. - Sadly, Admiral Lord Nelson,

0:08:09 > 0:08:11the brains behind the British victory,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14was shot by a French sniper and died at Trafalgar.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Not the first time he'd been shot.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19In a previous battle, his right arm had been hit by a bullet

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and it had to be hacked off with a saw.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22That's nothing!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26A mate of mine got caught in a trap and had to gnaw his leg off!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Like we needed to know that.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Em...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Onto Round Two.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And, to find out what is up next,

0:08:33 > 0:08:34it is over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41And here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48So, Georgie, it's your turn to pick first this round.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I think I will go for School, please.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52School.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55True or false - at schools in the Middle Ages,

0:08:55 > 0:08:58you were beaten if you made spelling mistakes.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00So, at school in the Middle Ages,

0:09:00 > 0:09:03you were beaten if you made spelling mistakes.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Is that true or is that false?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Let's see your answers now, please.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Josh and Georgie think it's true.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Molly thinks it's false.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's...false.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17In the Middle Ages, there were no spelling corrections.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20You spelled English any way you wanted to and that's a fact.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23F-A-C-T-E. Facte!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Not how you spell "fact". Never mind.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Josh, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Hm... Maybe Tournaments.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Tournaments.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Is this true or false?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41A massive fish.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44What do you think? Is that true or could that be false?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Look out. Everyone is in complete agreement.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Three trues.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Are you all right or all wrong?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I can tell you it's...

0:09:54 > 0:09:55True!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59I reckon they should just do away with the World Cup trophy

0:09:59 > 0:10:01and hand over a massive fish.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- What do you think?- One of your better ideas, certainly...

0:10:04 > 0:10:05But still not very good.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Molly, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Animals, please.- Animals.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12True or false -

0:10:12 > 0:10:16King Henry III built England's first zoo in the Tower of London,

0:10:16 > 0:10:17home to a polar bear,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20which was allowed to fish for dinner in the Thames.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23So, is this true or is this false?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25The girls think it's false.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Josh on his own with true.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28It's...true.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32The polar bear's keeper used to take it for walks on a lead!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Yes, and you need a very big plastic bag to clear up after a polar bear.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40RATTUS LAUGHS

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Everyone a winner when it's about poo.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44He said it again!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I said it again. I'm not saying it again.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48One question left in this round, then.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Josh and Molly are on two points each.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Georgie, you can still catch up with this last question

0:10:54 > 0:10:56and it is about Henry II.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58True or false -

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Henry II of France was riding through a town

0:11:01 > 0:11:04when a Cistercian monk stumbled and fell over.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08His robe flew over his head and he showed the king his backside.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Unbelievable. Do you think that's true or do you think that's false?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Show me your answers now, please.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, everyone has gone for true.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Trues across the board.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20It's true!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23RATTUS LAUGHS

0:11:23 > 0:11:24It's not funny!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Shtum, shtum, Rattus.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28So, that is the end of the round.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Georgie, I am afraid, for now, you're history.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33You already have a Sphere, so nothing to worry about.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34- That's true.- Molly and Josh,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37you'll go head-to-head to decide who wins the next Year Sphere.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Fingers on your buzzers.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Beginning with the letter K,

0:11:41 > 0:11:44what is the name for a warrior who fought in a suit of armour?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- AH-CHOO! Molly?- A knight?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49A knight is correct. Well done, Molly.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52So, Molly, as the winner of the quiz,

0:11:52 > 0:11:56you are also through to play the Middle Ages game.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00But will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's an all-play gory game!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07And you are all celebrating,

0:12:07 > 0:12:09so celebrate down the Time Sewer.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Freedo...! Oh, wait.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Urgh, it stinks!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Whee!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23William the Conqueror was a big old bully.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26At his funeral, in 1087, his servants stole his jewels,

0:12:26 > 0:12:29his body was so bloated it exploded

0:12:29 > 0:12:31and the church burned down.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33A fitting tribute, I think you'll agree.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34It's time to play...

0:12:37 > 0:12:40You are William's servants and your challenge

0:12:40 > 0:12:42is to take as much of the old tyrant's treasure as possible

0:12:42 > 0:12:44and put it in your chest.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own colour.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54But you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Your time starts...now.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58So, here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00They've got to steal the treasure

0:13:00 > 0:13:01and stick it in their own chest.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03And look at the speed of them going!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06This is the fastest thieving we've seen yet, Rattus.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10He's so shocked, he's dumbfounded, he's not speaking.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13There is some top-speed theft happening here.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16You had better be quick if you want to play along at home,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18using that Gory Games app.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19The crown is being stolen. It's got to be

0:13:19 > 0:13:22the most precious piece of treasure, hasn't it, Rattus?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Well, they all look very pleased with themselves, Dave,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26but the truth of the matter is

0:13:26 > 0:13:28they're not going to get any of that through customs.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30No, you're absolutely right.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Oh, and Georgie there, putting a bit of green treasure in her chest.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36That wouldn't count, so she's rightly removed it again. Excellent.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38They've got ten pieces each to collect, of course,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40so they are doing very well indeed.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh! One's dropped out, there.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46That bounced out, Josh. That won't count for him.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50And I have to say,

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Molly is one of the fastest thieves I have ever seen.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Faster, even, than the pickpocket

0:13:55 > 0:13:58who relieved me of my wallet on the way over here this morning.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Whoa! William the Conqueror's stomach has exploded!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03William the Conqueror's stomach has gone up

0:14:03 > 0:14:08and it has spattered our contestants in all manner of gory gunk.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10But they don't seem that troubled by it.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12They are pressing on with their task,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14although I should point out, at this stage,

0:14:14 > 0:14:17that tomb raiding, generally, is a bit of a no-no.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Please don't do it.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Georgie dropping in another piece of treasure there, Rattus.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24She's gaining on Molly, isn't she?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- She is, Dave. - That's a very nice piece, isn't it?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29What would that would be worth at auction, Rattus?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Absolutely nothing. We got all of this junk from a pound shop.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33We got it from the pound shop,

0:14:33 > 0:14:37so it would be worth at least £1 at auction, I'd say.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well, that's irrelevant, because it's been stolen.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42It's been stolen by Molly and put into her chest.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I have to say, I think Molly might be on the point

0:14:44 > 0:14:47of stealing every single bit of treasure available.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50She gets another piece. That's her ninth piece, I think!

0:14:50 > 0:14:51And the church is on fire!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53And that can mean only one thing.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54The end of the game is imminent.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58She's only got one more piece of treasure to get for the clean sweep.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Here it comes... And there goes the hooter!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, the hooter beat her to it.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06She was on the point of a memorable world record.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09But at least Molly has the consolation of a Year Sphere.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Welcome back, Gory Gamers.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Get back behind those podiums.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Did you enjoy that? - No, it was disgusting.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Didn't you enjoy that? - Who wants guts flying over them?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Ooh, me, me, me, me! - You got covered in guts?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Did everyone get covered in guts? - I didn't.- You didn't? You escaped.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- I'm jealous of you!- I think I've got a bit of his stomach on my shoulder.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29That was extraordinary.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32The winner, with nine pieces of treasure,

0:15:32 > 0:15:34was Molly!

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39William the Conqueror's coronation in 1066 was just as eventful.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42The congregation cheered when the crown was placed on his head,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44but his guards thought it was a riot,

0:15:44 > 0:15:46so they attacked the crowd and set fire to the buildings.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Oh, he knew how to liven up a church service, that William.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51He certainly did.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Over to the Gory Grid, then, to find out what up next.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57It's the Frightful First World War.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Four questions, as always.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02And here are your four World War I topics.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Josh, it's your turn to pick first this time.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- I'll go with Bombs.- Bombs.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Your question is...

0:16:23 > 0:16:27So, what was the nickname for a gas mask worn by soldiers?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Was it A, a goggle-eyed-booger,

0:16:29 > 0:16:30B, a Mickey Mouse,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32or C, a rat snout?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Georgie and Josh agreeing with B.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Molly out on her own with A.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38What's the answer?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39The answer is...

0:16:42 > 0:16:45And, by sheer coincidence, goggle-eyed-booger

0:16:45 > 0:16:47was my Rat School nickname.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48I can well believe it.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Molly, it's your turn to choose a topic.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Erm, Trenches.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Trenches.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Which of these diseases affected soldiers in World War I?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59A, trench ear,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01B, trench eye,

0:17:01 > 0:17:03or C, trench foot?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Which of these diseases affected soldiers in the First World War?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Was it A, trench ear,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09B, trench eye,

0:17:09 > 0:17:11or C, trench foot?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Let's see your answers now, please.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15So, Molly and Josh agreeing on C.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Georgie thinks it's B. Let's hear the answer.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20The answer is...

0:17:20 > 0:17:22C, trench foot.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23When your foot got cold and damp,

0:17:23 > 0:17:26blisters could get infected and turn to gangrene.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28The best way to avoid it was

0:17:28 > 0:17:31not get sent to the trenches in the first place. Ha-ha!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Yes, that's the ideal way to avoid it, certainly.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Georgie, your turn to pick a topic.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Can I go for Food, please?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39You can go for Food

0:17:39 > 0:17:42and that is a prop question.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Look at those beauties!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49What did French peasants do with British Army biscuits?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Was it A, feed them to their cows?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Was it B, eat them?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Or was it C, light fires with them?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59So, what do you think? Is it A, B or C?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Show me your answers now, please.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Georgie and Josh going with B.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Molly on her own with C.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09The correct answer is...

0:18:09 > 0:18:12C. They lit fires with them.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15They thought they were far too horrible to eat.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Ooh, Dave, Dave, Dave!- Yeah? - Can I...? Can I...?- Yeah.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- I'll leave them there for you. - Thank you!- OK.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Ugh!- Well, there is actually one question left in this round.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25But, looking at the scores, we don't need to ask it,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27because, Molly, you can't be caught.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29You've won yourself another Year Sphere.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32You're through to play the World War I game.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35But will it be an all-play or will it be a single-play game?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yes, it's a single-player silly game.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43So, Molly, off you go down the Time Sewer.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Urgh!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Much of World War I was fought in the trenches,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54which were truly frightful and full to the brim with rats.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56It's time to play...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Your job, quite simply, is to splat that rat.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Hm? Hm? - RATTUS SPITS

0:19:03 > 0:19:05What have us rats ever done to you?!

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Well, two words -

0:19:06 > 0:19:08the...plague.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Fair cop.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Whack 15 rats with your spade within the time limit

0:19:12 > 0:19:14to win the Year Sphere.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17And your time starts...now.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19So, Molly about to vanquish vile vermin.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22There's a little one. Missed that one.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Wow! She gave that one a thump, though!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26She's making up for lost time here, Rattus.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And Rattus, I have to say,

0:19:28 > 0:19:29is staring at this open-mouthed.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Rattus, she is wielding that spade

0:19:31 > 0:19:33like a lunatic.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35That one has a helmet, in the foreground.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm afraid that won't be enough protection!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39She is whacking like a berserker!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Rattus, this is terrible.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42You really don't want to watch this,

0:19:42 > 0:19:45because she is sparing none of these rats.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46She's not just trying to score points here.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48She is trying to inflict damage

0:19:48 > 0:19:50and, boy, is she doing that!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Ooh!- Oh, and now my colleague Rattus

0:19:52 > 0:19:54is getting emotional. And that one...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, it just slipped off the side of the helmet.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Probably poked its eye out.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Poor thing. What a way to go.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Whacked by a spade.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Well, Molly just needs one more to win this now.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06It'll all be over, Rattus.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08And she's done it! And Rattus has gone.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Rattus has fainted,

0:20:10 > 0:20:12while Molly celebrates her fourth Year Sphere.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Welcome back, Molly. Well done.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Pick yourself a Year Sphere, why don't you?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Tell me about your technique.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I just tried to whack them really hard,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25cos I don't really like rats.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26LAUGHTER

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Hello!- Have you had a go at Rattus?

0:20:28 > 0:20:32It's the last time I take a peep out during that game.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Yeah. I'd keep well away from that game, if I were you.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Well, you did brilliantly, Molly. Well done.- Thank you.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Soldiers in World War I didn't just whack the rats,

0:20:40 > 0:20:41they also had a cunning trick.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43They'd put a bayonet on their rifle,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46then a lump of cheese on the bayonet.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48They'd aim the rifle at the enemy lines,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50wait for the rat to nibble at the cheese and...

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I think we've heard quite enough.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Time for the next round and it better not involve injuries to rats.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Time for the final round.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's the Vile Victorians.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Good day.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06No quirky quiz in our final round.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's straight to our big all-play game

0:21:08 > 0:21:10and this one is scary,

0:21:10 > 0:21:12with a capital S.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Everyone...get down that Time Sewer.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Go on, Josh.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I really don't want to do this.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Bye, Georgie. Bye, Molly.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- See ya!- See ya!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Bodies were stolen from graveyards

0:21:26 > 0:21:27to sell to surgeons,

0:21:27 > 0:21:29who wanted to experiment on the corpses

0:21:29 > 0:21:32to find out more about how the human body works.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33It's time to play...

0:21:36 > 0:21:39You are a rotten robber.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Your challenge - to steal three bodies from the graveyard,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44get them through the railings, onto the carts,

0:21:44 > 0:21:45find the key to the cemetery gate

0:21:45 > 0:21:47and get them onto the surgeon's table.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50If you hear this noise... WHISTLE BLOWS

0:21:50 > 0:21:52..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide,

0:21:52 > 0:21:54so the policeman doesn't spot you.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56A second whistle means you can go again.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table

0:21:59 > 0:22:02and grab their dodgy money is the winner.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Three, two, one...

0:22:03 > 0:22:06HOOTER BLARES

0:22:06 > 0:22:08So, here go the grave robbers,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10through the railings, grabbing their first bodies now.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Now, I'm afraid, Josh, you won't get it through like that.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15That's it, that's very good.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17The drag-through is the best way of getting them through.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20And Molly is off and running straightaway, look at that!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Up to the cemetery gates already.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Found the key. That can be a problem.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25We've seen that in the past.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27And she's working away at the lock already.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30She's through, through with corpse number one.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32There it is. Two more to go for her.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35That's delivered. She can leave it now. It's there.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38I've got a bad feeling about Georgie and that middle corpse.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40She's looking in his trousers for the key.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43It's hanging off the end of a chain.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46And Josh is taking his trolley into the final sector of the game.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47That's not necessary either.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50So the person who's listened the most

0:22:50 > 0:22:52is, once again, in the lead.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53And Georgie's found the key.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Well, that's a good start, a very good start...

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Hang on, where's Josh going with that trolley?!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00WHISTLE BLOWS Here come the police!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03They've got to be quick. They've got to get behind those gravestones

0:23:03 > 0:23:05and they've got to be quiet, because here he comes -

0:23:05 > 0:23:07it's our Victorian bobby,

0:23:07 > 0:23:09the peeler, the rozzer.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Here he comes, looking for naughty grave robbers

0:23:12 > 0:23:15in amongst the topiary and hedges.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Clearly, this policeman doesn't think there's anything wrong with

0:23:19 > 0:23:22a corpse hanging halfway through a railing!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24WHISTLE BLOWS The whistle goes,

0:23:24 > 0:23:28the second whistle - they are back to the game, to where they were.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31And Molly resumes her battle with corpse number two.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34She is through and it's on the trolley. And off she goes.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37And there, look, he's got a golfer - the check trousers there.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40I think, in his lifetime, this corpse was clearly a golfer.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Well, Dave, I think it has to be said

0:23:42 > 0:23:45golfers do, in fact, die eventually.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47They certainly do, but not normally on the course.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49And they are not normally buried in their kit.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51But this one clearly has been.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Second corpse beautifully delivered there by Molly.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Georgie still wrestling with that lock.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58She is a long way behind now.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00There goes Josh. In, second corpse delivered.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02So it's tight between Molly and Josh.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Oh, she's through! Georgie is finally through with a corpse!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10And there goes Josh with cobwebs in his hair.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Molly a little bit cobwebbed as well.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Here they go, this is the race! They are as they stand here.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Third corpse each coming through.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Look at Josh yanking that...

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Oh! And that could be crucial.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Molly loses her third corpse off the trolley.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24That delay could cost her everything.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26And here comes Josh. Can he cash in?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28He's certainly got a cobweb on his head.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Can he cash in? Yes, he's straight for the bag.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Nothing can stop him now,

0:24:31 > 0:24:33apart from falling into an open grave.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35He's avoided doing that and it's there!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Josh has made it.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40He's won the grave robbing and that gives him a Year Sphere.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. And...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Well, no need to ask you, Josh. You're off.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You've grabbed yourself a Year Sphere.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Well done.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51When Queen Victoria was just a child,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53the infamous criminals Burke and Hare

0:24:53 > 0:24:55were plying their gruesome trade.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Not satisfied with just robbing graves,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00they murdered people and sold them to a surgeon

0:25:00 > 0:25:02who experimented on the corpses.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Burke and Hare were caught.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Hare testified against Burke,

0:25:05 > 0:25:09who was hanged and what happened to his body?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12It was given to a surgeon, who experimented on the corpse.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Ha-ha! It's got a lovely kind of circularity to it, hasn't it?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Yeah, I'm not sure "lovely" is the word...

0:25:19 > 0:25:20It was an excellent effort, wasn't it?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22How did you feel it went for you?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I knew I was going to win when Molly slipped up for me. Thanks, Molly!

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Fantastic. Molly, you've ended up with four Year Spheres.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Georgie, you've got one. Josh, you've got one.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Yay!- Yay, indeed. Anyone can win this.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35It's time to count them up.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Remember, the AD years are added to your total,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41the BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Molly, let's have a look at your first sphere.

0:25:44 > 0:25:471533 AD -

0:25:47 > 0:25:50the Incan empire destroyed by Spanish conquistadores.

0:25:50 > 0:25:531485 AD -

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Richard III killed in battle that year.

0:25:57 > 0:25:591702 AD -

0:25:59 > 0:26:01the death of King William III.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03This all-important fourth one, what is it?

0:26:05 > 0:26:071840 AD!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10The first stamp, the Penny Black, comes into use.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13There's applause from the other two contestants.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16You have scored 6,560 points.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18And, seeing as we don't feature years in the future,

0:26:18 > 0:26:21and you've got one sphere each, neither of you can catch her.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23But we're going to have a look at your spheres anyway.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Georgie, what have you got there?

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Oh, dear. 2184 BC -

0:26:28 > 0:26:32the Egyptian king Pepi II died aged 100 that year.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Josh, can you beat Georgie? Let's have a look.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Well, you can, but only just. 490 BC -

0:26:38 > 0:26:39the battle of Marathon

0:26:39 > 0:26:42between the Persians and the Athenians was that year.

0:26:42 > 0:26:47So, that means today's winner, with 6,560 points, is Molly,

0:26:47 > 0:26:49who will be taking home our star prize.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52And when I say "star", think more "black hole", unfortunately,

0:26:52 > 0:26:57as it's been selected by the flea metropolis that is Rattus Rattus.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Well, today's prize is nothing more than a nutritious piece of fruit.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- A date, to be precise. - Oh, that sounds harmless.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Mm, an ancient Egyptian date, no less,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10picked by a trained baboon.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Hold on a second. Tell me that isn't a bit of baboon poop on it!

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Erm...give us a sniff.- Ew!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Yeah, you're right, it is baboon poop.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Well, all the better! More authentic, Molly!

0:27:24 > 0:27:28- So, con-RAT-ulations! - There you go, Molly.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Sorry, the baboon poop should come off after a while, hopefully.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Thanks.- Just try not to touch it.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38It just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Molly.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42And thanks, also, to our gallant runners-up, Georgie and Josh.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45And no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47He doesn't mean it, not really.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51I do. You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56Next time, why not play along by downloading the Gory Games app

0:27:56 > 0:27:58from the CBBC website?

0:27:59 > 0:28:00# Keep watching

0:28:00 > 0:28:02# We'll be back again

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