0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# With Horrible Histories: Gory Games
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Horrible Histories: Gory...Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29and my able assistant...
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Right, where is he?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Oh, oh, oh, sorry I'm late, Dave. I had to take a bit of a detour.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38A crowd of autograph hunters was waiting for me.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Are you sure they weren't from the BBC's pest control?- Oh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- You might be right. - I think I might be.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:46 > 0:00:49of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions
0:00:49 > 0:00:51and gloriously gory games. Let's crack on
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and meet our Horrible Historians.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm Lucy.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Hi, my name's Matty.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hi, I'm Rhyanna.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Welcome, one and all.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Want to play along at home too?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Then get the brilliant Gory Games app from the CBBC website.- Right,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Lucy, Matty and Rhyanna, you are playing to win year spheres.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Each year sphere contains a historical date.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16At the end of the show, your year sphere dates will be added up,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18with AD dates added to your total
0:01:18 > 0:01:20and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24So if these were your year spheres, your total would be, Rattus?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Hm? Er, more than some but less than lots?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29735.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Like I said.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:35 > 0:01:39will win a fantastic prize, as selected by yours truly.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, as you can imagine, not fantastic at all.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Right, let's get cracking.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Who's this round about? Over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Four questions on Gorgeous Georgians coming up.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56The person who gets the most right wins the first year sphere.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58And your four Georgian topics are...
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Lucy, you get to go first in this round.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- What topic would you like to choose? - Cheese.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Cheese. That is a prop question.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh! Ho-ho. Delish!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14True or false?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Georgians used to eat Stilton cheese teeming with mites and maggots,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22and used a special spoon to eat the mites and maggots as well.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Is that true or is that false?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Look at that. Everybody's going for true.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I can tell you that it IS true. Congratulations.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Dave.- What?- Can I have the maggots? - Help yourself.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40There we go, a point apiece. Excellent start.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Matty, it's your turn to choose a topic.- Dentist.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Dentist.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46True or false?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Dentists would sometimes replace rotten adults' teeth
0:02:49 > 0:02:51with healthy teeth pulled out of a child's mouth.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53So, true or false?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Dentists would sometimes replace rotten adults' teeth
0:02:57 > 0:03:00with healthy teeth pulled out of a child's mouth.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04There we go. Complete agreement once again, everyone going for true.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's true. See if you can spot my one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's good, isn't it?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15It's lovely. Excellent, well, a superb start, 100% so far.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Rhyanna, your turn to choose a topic.- Posh people, please.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Posh people.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22OK, here we go. Good luck.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I love this fact.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Let's see these answers now, please.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39And everyone in total agreement once again.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Let's see if they're right.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42OK, in fact, it's...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44false.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47The lady was allowed to go to the toilet,
0:03:47 > 0:03:51but she had to ask permission from the King, then wee into a jug
0:03:51 > 0:03:55held between her knees that was hidden under her dress.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Ha-ha-ha! That is 100% accu-rat.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I just hope the lady was!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03HE LAUGHS
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Oh, get on... Get on with the show. I'm going to laugh myself silly.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Try and hold it in.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well done. No-one got that one right. Bad luck.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14There's only one question left in this round.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18It's neck and neck. Your final question is on Lord Wellington.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19True or false?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Lord Wellington encouraged all his officers to use umbrellas
0:04:23 > 0:04:26on the battlefield to protect themselves from the rain.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Lord Wellington encouraged all his officers to use umbrellas
0:04:29 > 0:04:33on the battlefield to protect themselves from the rain.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Look at this, everybody agreeing once again.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Everybody's gone for false. What's the answer?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44It's false. Wellington banned umbrellas. He didn't want officers
0:04:44 > 0:04:47to make themselves ridiculous in the eyes of the enemy.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I imagine Wellington WAS happy for them to wear Wellington boots,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52seeing as they're named after him, eh? Ha!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56So, at the end of that round, it's a three-way tie,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59which means fingers on buzzers.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Beginning with the letter S,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04the Georgian snack consisting of a piece of meat held between
0:05:04 > 0:05:07two pieces of bread was named after the fourth Earl of what?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Matty?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Sandwich?- Sandwich is the correct answer. Well done, Matty.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15You have won the quiz. Choose your year sphere from our trolley wally.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Ugh! Push, push, push, push, push.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I hate this trolley before anyone's won one. It's so heavy.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Matty, come and choose your year sphere, any one you like.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Be warned. One sphere could contain a Stone Age date
0:05:28 > 0:05:30worth a few million minus points.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Push, push, push, push, push, bye!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37So winning the quiz means that Matty is automatically through to play
0:05:37 > 0:05:41the Georgian Game, but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Let's find out.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50It's a Single Play Silly Game so that means, Matty,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53it's off down the time sewer on your own.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Urgh, disgusting.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56It is disgusting, I'm afraid.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Picture the scene. It's 21st October 1805
0:06:01 > 0:06:03and the greatest naval hero in British history,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Lord Admiral Nelson, is leading the Royal Navy against
0:06:06 > 0:06:09the combined powers of the French and Spanish Navy.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12It's time to play...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You are a British Navy gunner.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Your mission - to load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and lose a point for every British ship you hit.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Score six points in the time limit to win your year sphere
0:06:26 > 0:06:29and battle begins now.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32So here goes Matty, then, on the Battle of Trafalgar.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Let's hope he doesn't get seasick, Rattus,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37because that platform wobbles about
0:06:37 > 0:06:40to simulate a ship's movement at sea.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, he's made a very good start.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44He's already taken out one of the enemy ships.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47He needs six, of course, to win himself the year sphere.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49That's right, Dave.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50And there's another one.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53He's very good at this. He may have done this before.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Two in a row. Amazing.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Look at that loading technique.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58And there's a third!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01A third Spanish galleon bites the dust
0:07:01 > 0:07:04or whatever the sea equivalent of dust is.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Plankton? Bites the plankton.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09He's winged that one as well!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Here comes the seagull, Rattus. What do you think about that?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I love the seagull, Dave.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17He's a very nice seagull. Let's hope he doesn't get horribly destroyed.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20He's missed the seagull and all the ships with that one.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24So, having made a very good start, he's gone slightly off the boil.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Possibly something to do with the smoke of battle.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- 30 seconds remaining. - Oh, another one!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I think he's only got one more to get.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I think he only needs one more to win this challenge
0:07:34 > 0:07:37and he's already there. He's loaded up again.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Is this going to be the shot that wins it? It is!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yeah! He's done it!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Matty wins the Battle of Trafalgar all on his own.- Remarkable.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Welcome back, Matty. Help yourself to another year sphere. Excellent.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Is that a good one? Is that a bad one? We just don't know.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56So, Matty, have you ever shot at an enemy ship before?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- You seem to be quite good at it.- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You've never actually fired on an enemy vessel yourself?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Yet.- Yet? Yeah, yet.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06There could be a career there for you. It was a superb effort.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's time for round two.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11To find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Four questions again.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Here are your all-important Middle Ages topics...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Matty, it's your turn to pick first this time. What do you fancy?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Execution.- Execution.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33What happened at the execution of the Earl of Lancaster in 1322?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35A, there was an earthquake,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37B, there was a snowball fight,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40or C, the executioner forgot to bring his axe.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44So, what do you think? Is it A, B or C?
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Let's see those answers.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51They have agreed again. This is almost like they're psychic!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Everyone's gone for C. Let's see what the answer is.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55The answer is B.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59At the earl's execution, there was a snowball fight.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02So not a psychic thing, then! They all got it wrong.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Ha-ha! - So no points to be awarded there.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Rhyanna, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Weird.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Weird.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13What was unusual about Charles VI of France?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Did he think he was, A, a horse,
0:09:16 > 0:09:17B, made of glass,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19or, C, an alien?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Oh, you won't believe the answer to this one!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30And they have disagreed for the first time today.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Lucy and Matty still agree.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35They've gone with A. Rhyanna has struck out on her own with B.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Let's see who's right.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38The answer is B.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Poor Charles thought he was made of glass.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44He must have been shattered. Ha-ha!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's like a play on words, Dave!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Sounds like she's stolen your joke book.- Huh.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Rhyanna, well done. Striding out on your own has helped.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You've picked up a point.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Lucy, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Monks.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Monks.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Roger Bacon was a Middle Ages monk who liked to experiment with what?
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Roger Bacon was a Middle Ages monk who liked to experiment with what?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Was it...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Lucy and Matty still yet to disagree on anything,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24both gone for C. Rhyanna on her own with A.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28The answer is A, gunpowder.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30The Chinese invented it, but Brother Bacon improved it
0:10:30 > 0:10:32and made it popular in Europe.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36The Church didn't approve and he was thrown into prison for ten years.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Naughty monk-y. Ha!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yeah. So, Rhyanna, ever since you split from Matty and Lucy,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45you've started doing very well.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Two points, superb! And there's only one question left in this round,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52so you can't be caught, so we're not going to ask it.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Well done. You've won a year sphere. - Yay!- Go and get it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Rhyanna, as quiz winner you're also
0:10:58 > 0:11:01through to play the Middle Ages Game,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Let's find out.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's an All Play Gory Game,
0:11:11 > 0:11:15so that means it's off down the time sewer with the lot of you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Lead the way, Rhyanna.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19SHE COUGHS
0:11:21 > 0:11:23William the Conqueror certainly liked a bit of gore,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26so he probably would have enjoyed his own funeral.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28His servants stole all his jewels,
0:11:28 > 0:11:32his body was so bloated it exploded, and the church caught fire.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34It's time to play...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You are William's servants and your challenge is
0:11:37 > 0:11:40to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own colour.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Whoever collects the most pieces wins the year sphere.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oh, and halfway through, William's stomach is going to explode.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, I never tire of this game.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55And be quick, cos the church is going to burn down too.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Time starts now.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58HORN BEEPS
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02The contestants leap into action...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05..quite slowly.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09There we go. Oh, there we go. There's the first bit of treasure.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Matty stealing a little goblet. And Rhyanna, look.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15She's got a goblet as well. Well played, Rhyanna, two goblets.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19William the Conqueror won't really miss them much, though.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Ooh, a matching pair there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Dave, I have to say, I hope at my funeral no-one steals my treasures.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26There's little risk of that, Rattus,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30given that all your treasures are maggot-infested carcases.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I don't know why you're looking at me like that,
0:12:32 > 0:12:33it's definitely the case.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36There's two more goblets going in there.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38One for Rhyanna, one for Lucy.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40They've just stolen goblets so far. What's Matty got here?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44It's another goblet. And is that another one with Rhyanna?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Seven goblets! Are they going to steal anything else, I wonder.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49We see Lucy working away on the crown there,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52which has to be the most valuable bit of treasure,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54but she wins no extra points for that.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Will she win this challenge overall, though?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Take a guess at home using the Gory Games app.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Hang on, they're chatting, Rattus.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04You need to be thinking about what you're doing,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06not having a chinwag. Oh, whoa!
0:13:06 > 0:13:11That's woken them up! William the Conqueror's stomach's exploded
0:13:11 > 0:13:14and it's covered them all in its unspeakable contents.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16You have to say, it's not sped them up any.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19These are the slowest thieves I've ever seen.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23They're going, "Ooh, I want this. I might steal it...eventually."
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- That's disgusting! - Come on, pull it off.
0:13:25 > 0:13:2730 seconds remaining.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Oh, a plate at last. Well, have a good look at it, Rhyanna, first!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33There it goes, it's in. And the church is now on fire,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36so they're going to have to get out of there.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38They're going to have to get out of there,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42and get out of there quicker than they've done their stealing
0:13:42 > 0:13:46because this has been some very, very slow theft.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49If anything, Rattus, they're getting slower.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51They're slowing down as the end approaches.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54This is extraordinary! I've never seen anything like it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57And there's the hooter. The game is over.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Look at that. It's a three-way tie.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Back behind your podiums, please.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Everybody got four bits of treasure.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10You agree on everything
0:14:10 > 0:14:13and now you're scoring exactly the same points as each other.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16What it does mean is that you get a year sphere each.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Lucy, if you'd like to help yourself first.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Matty, you go and grab one as well.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25And Rhyanna also.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31It's raining year spheres here today. Extraordinary.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Did you know? When William besieged Alencon in 1048,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37the townsfolk mocked him as the son of a leather tanner,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39so he took 34 prisoners, chopped off their hands and feet
0:14:39 > 0:14:41and threw the severed limbs over the walls.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45What's rude about calling someone the son of a leather tanner?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Well, leather tanners used to make leather by dipping it in poo
0:14:48 > 0:14:52and it's an insult because they used to spend so much time in poo.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55What's so rude about calling someone the son of a leather tanner?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Over his head.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Over to the Gory Grid now. What's up next?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It's the Frightful First World War.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Four questions as always. Here are your four First World War topics...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Rhyanna, it's your turn to lead us off this time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- What's it going to be?- Water.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Water. That is a prop question.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21True or false?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Water was sometimes in short supply in the trenches,
0:15:24 > 0:15:28so soldiers resorted to drinking water collected in shell holes,
0:15:28 > 0:15:30or holes made by bombs.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Dave!- What?- I'm thirsty. - Go on then, Rattus.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- All right, that's enough.- Thank you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- You've got a little bit on your nose there.- Thank you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Let's see those answers now, please.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46They're all agreeing with each other again.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I can tell you that you are all absolutely right. It's true.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54And the grimy water was a common cause of diarrhoea.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, oh...
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Gang way!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Thank heavens he left.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Excellent.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Well, that's a point each. Bang, bang, three points.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Lucy, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Frostbite, please.- Frostbite.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11True or false?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14A recommended World War One cure for frostbite
0:16:14 > 0:16:18was to rub the frostbitten area with freezing snow.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Sounds a bit counter-intuitive, but is that true or false?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Let's see those answers now, please.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27And they're totally agreeing with each other again.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29This is very excellent. Let's hear the answer.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32It's true. Although, in my experience,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36rubbing the frozen bit with freezing snow didn't help much.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, that's probably because it does make it worse.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40- Rattus, better?- Er...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Matty, your turn to pick a topic. - Planes.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Planes. That is a question from Rattus-Rattus.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I thank you.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50True or false?
0:16:50 > 0:16:55A fight between two planes was called a catfight.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Thank you, Rattus.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00So, a fight between two planes was called a catfight -
0:17:00 > 0:17:02is that true or false?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05A little bit of disagreement this time.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Matty and Rhyanna are going for false. Lucy has gone for true.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Rattus, what's the answer?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12It's false.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14It was a dogfight. Ha!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Actually, I'm all in favour of catfights and dogfights.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Gives them less time to rat-fight.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I can understand that.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25OK, on to the final question of this round. It's about goldfish.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27True or false?
0:17:27 > 0:17:32Goldfish were banned from battle areas because water was precious.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35What's that, Marcus? You know the answer?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37No, well, that's not right.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Ow! There's no need to bite!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Everybody back in total agreement once again.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Everybody's gone for true. Let's hear what the answer is.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53It's false. Goldfish were very useful.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56After a gas attack, we rinsed out our gas masks with water
0:17:56 > 0:17:58and popped in a goldfish.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01If it died, the gas mask was still poisonous
0:18:01 > 0:18:03and needed to be washed again.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07This meant you lived to see another day, er, unlike the goldfish.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, that's the end of the round and, Lucy, unfortunately,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13you're history for now on this round. Matty and Rhyanna,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15it's time to put your fingers on your buzzers
0:18:15 > 0:18:18because we're in another tie-break situation.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Beginning with the letter T,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23what heavily armoured vehicle was first used in World War One?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Matty?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Tank.- Tank is absolutely right. Well done, Matty,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Help yourself to another year sphere.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Matty has four, Rhyanna has two, Lucy has one,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37but because there's lots of BC years in those spheres,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40it's quite possible that Lucy's in the lead.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43So, Matty, you're through to play the World War One game
0:18:43 > 0:18:47but is it just you or will everyone else play, too? Let's find out.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54It's a Single Player Brainy Game, so get your thinking cap on
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and get down that time sewer.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Eugh!- And he was gone.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's time to play...
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Your challenge is to work out which five of these kit items
0:19:08 > 0:19:10soldiers in the trenches would have had,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12and which two they would not have had.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Choose five, move them to the kit board,
0:19:14 > 0:19:19then touch the stinky Army boot to find out how many you've got right.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Be warned, soldiers used to soften their boots with wee.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Keep trying new combinations until you've got all five
0:19:25 > 0:19:29but be quick, you're against the clock. Your time starts now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31So here goes Matty, then, with crucial kit
0:19:31 > 0:19:33and first off he's gone for newspapers.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Absolutely crucial. You have to know what's happening in the world.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40There's the second one going up there, a gas mask.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I think we can safely assume he's right with that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45In goes shovel as his third choice.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49He seems very confident. I think he seems to know what he's doing here.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53He certainly does. Matty is certainly a quiet young man.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56A God-fearing man. He's put a Bible up there as well.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58There goes sleeping bag as his fifth choice.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00He touches the old smelly boot.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- You have four right. - He's got four right.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04The sleeping bag's come off.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08The chocolate's going straight back on and I think he's done it, Rattus.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09You have all five right.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- He's done it.- Done it with chocolate.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yeah, First World War, fifth year sphere.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Matty, here he comes again. Grab another year sphere.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well done. You're quite right, sunglasses were expensive,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26so ordinary soldiers wouldn't have had them
0:20:26 > 0:20:30and only officers had sleeping bags. So there we are.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33That is what we call a full house.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You now have no more room left on your podium,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38so we could be in a bit of trouble in a minute.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Time for the final round.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's the Rotten Romans.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's straight to our big All Play Roman End Game.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Everybody, get down that time sewer.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58See ya.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Bye.- Eugh.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Emperor Vitellius was famous
0:21:06 > 0:21:07for eating like an absolute pig,
0:21:07 > 0:21:11the kind of pig that even other pigs think eats too much.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13HE CHUCKLES AND SNORTS
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Ooh, made a noise like a pig. You're very funny.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's time to play...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Horrible Historians, your challenge is to collect
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Emperor Vitellius's favourite
0:21:25 > 0:21:28pheasant brain and flamingo tongue pies,
0:21:28 > 0:21:31along with fish and grapes, and fling them into his mouth.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34The person who gets the most pies or fish or grapes
0:21:34 > 0:21:37into Vitellius's gob within the time limit wins the year sphere.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40But be warned, halfway through, a servant is going to spill
0:21:40 > 0:21:44a cauldron of garum sauce made out of rotten fish guts.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Oh, scrummy!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48So things will get mighty slippy out there.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Ready, steady, fling those pies.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55And off they go to fling their pies, fish and grapes
0:21:55 > 0:21:57into Vitellius's open gob.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01It's an excellent start from Lucy and Matty, already scoring,
0:22:01 > 0:22:02and Matty gets a second point.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04A rip-roaring start from Matty.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Rhyanna on the scoreboard as well.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Some grapes entering the mouth there from both of them.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12From all of them.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Oh, they're scoring nicely here, very nicely indeed.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Rhyanna's got a great smile on her face.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20She's clearly enjoying herself out there.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23And Matty hurls that fish in and takes a two-point lead,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26opening up a nice little gap. Could be useful later on.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28That was a rather haphazard fling, that fish.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30End over end, disappointingly short.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34It's very tight at the top, though, very tight indeed.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37They're moving up and down their lanes very easily.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Once the garum sauce has been dropped on them,
0:22:40 > 0:22:41they won't move like that.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I think it will change.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44It will become a damp game.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'll tell you who hates the garum sauce.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Keithus Maximus there at the end.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52He hates it because, at the end of the game, he has to clear it up.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57He didn't join the Roman Catering Supervision Corps to clear that up.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00There he is. He's an excellent catering supervisor.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Been working for Vitellius for five years now.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05He says he wants to travel in the future.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, he may not get the chance if this carries on.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, there's the garum sauce!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh, dear me! It's landed right on top of Matty.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Let's hope he hasn't drowned because that was...
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- There goes Rhyanna! - Rhyanna's over.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21And we thought this might happen.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23As soon as the lane gets soaking wet,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25it's very difficult to stand up.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Poor old Matty may not stand up again
0:23:27 > 0:23:29throughout the whole of this game.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32He may not actually get back to his feet.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34And Keithus Maximus is powerless.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37All he can do is look on and possibly throw in
0:23:37 > 0:23:41a life ring if it gets terrible. Matty literally can't stand up.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Rhyanna's the same and there's Lucy.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Will she make it up the whole length
0:23:45 > 0:23:47of the lane whilst the garum sauce...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I've never seen this before. She's going to make it!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52She gets another shot in. Extraordinary.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54It didn't go in but an excellent effort
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- to get up the lane. Matty won't be troubling us again.- Time's up.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Matty and Lucy have a year sphere each
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and Keithus Maximus is going to be here till midnight.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Back behind your podiums.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I'm glad to see you've tidied yourselves up a little bit.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11That's good, excellent. Well, that went well.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- How did you feel that went, Rhyanna? - My poor hair.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Your poor hair.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19OK, Lucy and Matty, you've scored six each,
0:24:19 > 0:24:22so you both win a year sphere.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Lucy, if you'd like to help yourself. Well done.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Matty, pick a year sphere and bring it over to me.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I will look after it until it's time to open it.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I promise not to look at it.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36There we go, it's sat there.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Let's look at those year spheres.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Lucy, what's in your first one?
0:24:40 > 0:24:431479 BC, I'm afraid.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Egyptian Queen Hatshepsut came to the throne that year.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Oh, it's 2184 BC.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Egyptian King Pepi II died aged 100 that year.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I'm afraid that means
0:24:57 > 0:25:01you've ended up with a score of minus 3,663.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Matty, that's what you've got to beat.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Let's have a look at your first one.
0:25:06 > 0:25:1178 AD, Romans conquered Wales that year.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, it's 377 BC.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's bad but it's not disastrous.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19The death of Hippocrates, the father of medicine.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21978 AD.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Ethelred the Unready became King of England that year.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Oh, it's 4000 BC.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Stone Age man started farming in Britain then
0:25:31 > 0:25:34but you could still catch it up, I think.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Let's look at that last one.
0:25:35 > 0:25:371789 AD.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39The French Revolution started.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42And your final year sphere I shall bring over to you.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45If you could open it and keep it held in your hand.
0:25:45 > 0:25:501845 AD. The Great Potato Famine in Ireland.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53What a range of little numbers you have there.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57You have ended up with a score of plus 313.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You are in the lead. Now, Rhyanna, you can win it here with these two.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You've only got 313 to beat.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Let's have a look at your first one.
0:26:06 > 0:26:091642 AD. The start of the English Civil War.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13It's all on the turn of this last sphere. What have you got there?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It's 1 million BC!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Oh!- Oh, no!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22Round about then, Stone Age man first came to Britain.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28So you have ended up with a total of minus 998,358,
0:26:28 > 0:26:32which means that, Matty, with a total of 313 points,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34you are our winner
0:26:34 > 0:26:37and you will be taking home our star prize,
0:26:37 > 0:26:40which you'll want to display proudly...
0:26:40 > 0:26:43in a locked box under the floorboards in a dark room because
0:26:43 > 0:26:46all of our prizes are plucked from the time sewer
0:26:46 > 0:26:49by my flea-bitten friend here. So what have you got for us, Rattus?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Dave, prepare to be amazed
0:26:52 > 0:26:55because today I have a personal possession of perhaps
0:26:55 > 0:26:59the country's greatest monarch ever to have lived, Queen Victoria.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Really?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06Prepare to marvel at the majesty and gasp at the glory
0:27:06 > 0:27:09of her really massive pants!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Would you look at those bulging bloomers?!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16RATTUS LAUGHS
0:27:16 > 0:27:19She had a 50-inch waist. 50-inch waist, you know!
0:27:19 > 0:27:24Rattus, it is not dignified to laugh at a monarch's underwear.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27They are pretty funny, though, aren't they?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Anyway, con-rat-ulations, Matty.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Well done, Matty, there you go.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Thank you.- Some massive pants for you there, vaguely from history.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to Matty, to Rhyanna
0:27:39 > 0:27:42and to Lucy, and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Oh, ho-ho! Pleasure as always, Dave.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53So, did you know all the answers?
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Then prove it!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Next time, why not play along by downloading the Gory Games app
0:27:58 > 0:28:00from the CBBC website?
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