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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Then let's test your brains

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Hello and welcome to the Gory Games celebrity special.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Where everyone on the show is a celebrity.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34So, what are you doing here, Dave? I'm kidding!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36No, I'm not kidding.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Let's crack on and meet our celebrity Horrible Historians.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hi, I'm Akai from Friday Download and the 4 O'Clock Club.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44All right, Akai!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm Karim and I'm from the CBBC Office.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- You all right, Karim? - Yeah, how you doing, Rattus?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Isabel and I'm from Hetty Feather.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52You all right, Isabel?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Welcome, everybody.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Thank you very much for coming to play the celebrity special.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Isabel, Hetty Feather, set in the Victorian age obviously,

0:01:01 > 0:01:03are you hoping for some Victorian questions?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hopefully, probably the only ones that I'll be able to get!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Well, fingers crossed for you.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Akai, looking forward to using some of your moves in the physical games?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hopefully but I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see, I guess.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Karim, welcome, really nice to see you here.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Pleasure to be here, thank you for having me.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm very pleased you haven't brought that terrible dog with you.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- Terrible dog?!- Aah!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Oh, no.- Did you hear that?- I did hear him.- He said that to me then.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Sorry, Rattus.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Don't be scared, it's only little old me, Hacker The Dog.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I love rats. For dinner!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Aah!- No, no, just messing with you. - I promise.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Did you have something to do with this booking?

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Yes. Anyway, you lot are here to win Year Spheres.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44The celebrity with the highest Year score at the end of the show

0:01:44 > 0:01:48will win a prize fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus,

0:01:48 > 0:01:50the dog chew.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oi! And don't forget you can play along at home too.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57That's right, just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Yes, and see if you can beat our celebs! And that dog.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Just leave it, Rattus, he's not worth it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04So, what's our first round about?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Let's hope it's Vile Victorians, eh, Isabel? It might be.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Hopefully. - Over to the Gory Grid to find out.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17So, four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23and your four Tudor topics are...

0:02:28 > 0:02:30So, Isabel, you get to pick first.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I think I'm going to go with Henry VIII.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And that is a prop question.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40OK, true or false?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43As a child, whenever Henry VIII misbehaved, he was whipped.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48As a child, whenever Henry VIII misbehaved he was whipped.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Is that true or is that false?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I reckon it's true.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Well, Isabel's gone with false.- Ooh!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Karim and Akai have gone with true.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00The answer is false!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yes!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03- HACKER:- It's a fix!

0:03:03 > 0:03:08The young royal was never whipped, he had his own whipping boy.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Whenever Henry misbehaved, the boy would get whipped instead.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15So, if I misbehave, could you whip Hacker?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's not going to work like that today,

0:03:17 > 0:03:18I do not want you misbehaving.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Isabel, you have scored the first point of the day.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22- ISABEL:- Thank you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Karim, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Cures.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Let's hear that question.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29True or false?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Elizabeth I's personal surgeon believed you should use

0:03:32 > 0:03:36powdered ancient Egyptian mummy for ulcers, wounds or bleeding.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Elizabeth I's surgeon thought you should use

0:03:39 > 0:03:43powdered ancient Egyptian mummy for ulcers, wounds or bleeding.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Isabel and Karim have both gone for true,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Akai is on his own this time with false.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53What's the answer, please?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54It's true.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yes!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Elizabeth I's surgeon used powdered Egyptian mummy.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ah, the wonders of modern science.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Well, Isabel and Karim, well played. - And Hacker.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06And Hacker, yeah, all right.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Akai, don't worry, you're still in this and you get to choose

0:04:09 > 0:04:11the next category. What are you going to go for?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I'm going to go for Hedgehogs. - Hedgehogs it is.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16True or false?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Elizabeth I once ordered all hedgehogs to be killed because

0:04:19 > 0:04:23she believed hedgehogs sucked milk out of cows' udders at night.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hacker, ever sucked milk out of a cow's udder at night?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Don't be daft, never at night.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32So, is that true or is that false?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36OK, Karim and Akai have gone for false, Isabel has gone for true.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- HACKER:- Oh, Isabel! - What is the answer, please?

0:04:38 > 0:04:39It's true.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yes!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Elizabeth I ordered all hedgehogs to be killed

0:04:44 > 0:04:47because they're horrid, spiky little milk thieves.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48That's one point for Isabel.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Stupid!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Only one category left in this round, that is

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Mary Queen of Scots and that is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57True or false?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59When Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded...

0:04:59 > 0:05:01She got shorter.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04She got shorter! We've won! She got shorter!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- This is a true or false question. - I'm sorry.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- So, she got shorter is... - She got shorter! It's true!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- It's true! She got...- It's never, ever going to be the answer.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- It's true!- It may be true. We'll talk about it later.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Rattus, let's get back to the question.- Sorry, Rattus.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19True or false? When Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21a rat came out from under her skirt.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Is that true or is that false?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Let's have a look at those answers now, please.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Well, that's true.- I hope it is.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Isabel and Akai have gone for false.- Oh.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Karim and Hacker have gone for true.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34- It's a bit crazy if it was. - What's the answer, Rattus?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36It's false!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Yes!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38No, Rattus Rattus!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It was actually her pet dog.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Why would you have a dog as a pet? What a crazy idea.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Isabel and Akai both get a point there for being false

0:05:47 > 0:05:50which means that Isabel, she wins the first Year Sphere.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53And that means it's time for me to say

0:05:53 > 0:05:57all hail the Potty Pyramid!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Look at that, Hacks!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Choose carefully because AD dates will be added to your total score,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08but BC dates will be subtracted from it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Now, winning the Tudor quiz means that Isabel is automatically

0:06:11 > 0:06:14through to play the Tudor game,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17but will she be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Let's find out, shall we?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Ho-ho! It's an all-play silly game,

0:06:24 > 0:06:27and that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I warn you, it's disgusting.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Hacks, you or me?- You go. Whoa!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- It's always the way isn't it? - Good luck, Isabel.- Hey!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I'm feeling your pain, Karim. - Oh, I've seen a mouse!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Henry VIII had servants to do everything for him.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43He even had one to wipe the royal derriere.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44It's time to play...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You are the groom of the stool.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51When Henry hollers, you have to check his poop.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54In the meantime, you have to brick up the bedroom door

0:06:54 > 0:06:56so the king can sleep safely.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59The first to brick up their doorway wins the Year Sphere.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Right, you two are going down, that's all I'm saying.- We'll see.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04The game starts in three, two, one.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07FOGHORN

0:07:07 > 0:07:09So, what they've got to do here, Rattus,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12is brick up Henry VIII's bedroom door because Henry

0:07:12 > 0:07:16thinks he's going to get attacked cos he's so paranoid.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18What they're going to find though

0:07:18 > 0:07:20is that they get interrupted in

0:07:20 > 0:07:22this task by Henry doing some

0:07:22 > 0:07:26unspeakable business in his bedpan, presumably.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I'm not being funny, Rattus, but there are kids of eight

0:07:29 > 0:07:32who play this game better than these celebrities.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34'I'm finished!'

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Aah, and that's King Henry there, he's done his stinking business

0:07:37 > 0:07:39and he's ready for the grooms to do theirs.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Eugh, that's disgusting! - There's actual poo in there!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh! We really didn't need to see that, did we?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to! Only got one.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51A little bit of interference I thought

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I noticed there, Rattus.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55The temptation is to just disqualify him

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- on the spot, Dave.- Hang on, let's not go crazy.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59You know, these are celebrities we're

0:07:59 > 0:08:02talking about here with very powerful agents.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07For goodness' sake, you don't build a wall like that.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Oh, no, hang on, Isabel's brickwork is suddenly looking good.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12'I'm finished!'

0:08:12 > 0:08:14No! That's going to stop her.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Your bladder, there's something wrong with it.- Stop pooing!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, my goodness me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21It really is appalling to behold, that.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24But Isabel seems to be getting closer.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28She's only got two bits left and there's that pattern we like to see,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30the double diamond.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Maybe she's in there, here we go.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Dave, my money is very, very suddenly on Isabel.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Yup, she has done it!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Isabel has bricked in... - Yes! I've done it!

0:08:41 > 0:08:46..Henry VIII and Isabel is the champion groom of the stool!

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Congratulations, Isabel, congratulations. Well played, lads.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Help yourself to a... Oh, you have, well done.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56An excellent and hard-fought contest.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Dave, is it me or does this desk suddenly smell of...dog wee?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Oh, sorry that's me, Cocker. I was just marking out me territory.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hacker, you are worse than Rattus.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Get back to your podium, back to your podium.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Aah! He kissed me! Bad dog!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13What just happened there?!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Are you all right?- No. - Let's press on to Round Two.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18What's up next? Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's the Slimy Stuarts.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Four questions again

0:09:24 > 0:09:28and here are your all-important Stuart topics...

0:09:33 > 0:09:37So, Karim and Hacker, it's your turn to choose first.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38I'm going to go for Cures again, Dave.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41That is a question from Oliver Cromwell.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45A Stuart cure for a sword injury involved applying a so-called

0:09:45 > 0:09:47sword salve to the sword that injured you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Which of these was not, I repeat not, one of the ingredients?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00A Stuart cure for a sword injury involved applying a so-called

0:10:00 > 0:10:03sword salve to the sword that injured you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Got you.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10Pig brains, slug slime, earthworms - the perfect starter.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Let's see your answers now, please.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Oh, all different answers. - All three!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Come on, Crommers, what's the answer?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18The answer is B.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19D'oh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Slug slime is not one of the ingredients of sword salve.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I hope you got that right!

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Well sadly, Crommers, only Isabel got it right.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29OK, Akai, your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32I'm going to go for Stroller Priests.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35That is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38In Stuart times, young couples could get married

0:10:38 > 0:10:43by a so-called stroller priest, who was in fact a tramp.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46The marriage ceremony would be done over the body of...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Is it A, B or C?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- I think it's dead horse. - It's too big.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01But that's the thing, it would make a nice big surface.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I'm going to overrule you this time, Hacks.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Let's see your answers, please.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Don't take offence but I'm going to go with this.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Uh!- Rattus, what's the answer?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11The answer is indeed A,

0:11:11 > 0:11:14the marriage ceremony was done over the body of a dead horse!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15- I told you that!- I'm sorry!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Can I go on your team?- Hey!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19So, that's one point for Akai.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Isabel, your turn to pick a category.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24I think I'm going to go Prince Rupert.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Prince Rupert.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28During the English Civil War, Prince Rupert,

0:11:28 > 0:11:30a general in the Royalist army, owned a pet poodle.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33He trained it so that every time anyone mentioned the name

0:11:33 > 0:11:36of his enemy, General Pym, it would do what?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42So, is it A, B or C?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Let's see those answers now, please.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Everybody thinks that the dog would bark.- Yeah.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's the answer, Oliver?

0:11:51 > 0:11:52The answer is C.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Prince Rupert trained his poodle to wee

0:11:54 > 0:11:57if anyone mentioned General Pym's name.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58What would wee do?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- AKAI:- They'd have to clean that up all the time.- Oh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02No points awarded there.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Hacker, is there a word that makes you wee every time someone says it?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, Rattus.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08What do you make of that, Rattus?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Oh, no! - DRIBBLING

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Oh!- My shoes!- You don't need 'em! - Oh!- I can smell that from here.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Yeah, it's musky, innit?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19The final question is on Cavaliers.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20During the English Civil War,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23cavalier officer Arthur Aston was killed by his own what?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Wooden leg.- Are you sure?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Wooden leg, yeah. Wooden leg.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Right, only because I overruled you last time.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Yeah, go on, wooden leg.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Show me your answers now, please.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oliver Cromwell, put us out of our misery.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42The answer is B.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I told you!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Some Roundheads beat Arthur Aston to death with his own wooden leg.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50As civil wars go, it was pretty uncivil.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53I've done a joke. How very sinful!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56A point for Isabel, a point for Karim.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57We're on the score board.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00And at the end of that round, it's Isabel again.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Isabel, congratulations.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06She's absolutely storming this.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08I want one, I want to touch one, feel it.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, I hope you chose carefully.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12That's right, Rattus.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- DRIBBLING - Ah! Oh!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'm off, I'm going for a milky brew, I'm running out of wee.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20And he's gone.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23OK, Isabel, you are through to play the Stuart game

0:13:23 > 0:13:26but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Let's find out.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's an all-play silly game,

0:13:32 > 0:13:35so down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Look at that entry.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I've never seen anyone enter like that.- Let's go!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44That was a head-first kneeling slide, and that was trademark.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait done,

0:13:48 > 0:13:50he insisted that Dutch artist Peter Lely paint him...

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Warts and all.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's time to play...

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Three portraits of Oliver Cromwell, but where are all the warts?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03You have to use your paintbrushes to fire warts onto your portraits.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06The person with the most warts on their Cromwell's face

0:14:06 > 0:14:09in the time limit wins the Year Sphere. In three, two, one!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12FOGHORN

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Oh, I dropped the first one!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16And voom, nobody's hit the target with anything.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Yes!- Let's see. Well, here we go, Karim's off.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Well, he looks like he's got himself

0:14:21 > 0:14:23some sort of lacrosse shuffle

0:14:23 > 0:14:26going on here - very, very interesting.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Three warts on already,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29certainly showing some good early form.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Karim's flying here, he's got four.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33One for Isabel.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Don't think Akai's yet to trouble the scorers.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, there's one landing now,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39OK, they're all underway.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Dave, it's a good portrait but personally,

0:14:42 > 0:14:46I prefer the works of the great rodent artists.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Andy Warvole, Henry Rattis.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Vincent Van Gopher!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- I don't get it.- No, it doesn't quite work.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Akai is suddenly making a real charge of this,

0:14:58 > 0:14:59he started slowly

0:14:59 > 0:15:02but now he's like a metronome.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04He really has got a great rhythm going here,

0:15:04 > 0:15:07he's gone from last place to first place in the blink of an eye

0:15:07 > 0:15:10and he's scored a whopping seven warts!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Look at this, amazing scenes here on Gory Games.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16And don't forget to download the Gory Games app

0:15:16 > 0:15:18if you want to join in at home.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19If this was darts,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21you'd be saying Isabel has good grouping,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24they're all together in a very tight patch.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25If she was aiming for a treble 20,

0:15:25 > 0:15:27that would be ideal.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29However, she's not, so it's not.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31'30 seconds remaining.'

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Akai meanwhile is bringing a swagger you rarely see to this game.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Such confidence, such style.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Akai has absolutely covered him,

0:15:41 > 0:15:43and Karim, even though

0:15:43 > 0:15:44he started like a train,

0:15:44 > 0:15:48he has been left way, way behind

0:15:48 > 0:15:50by this metronomic accuracy

0:15:50 > 0:15:52from Akai.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Akai, you've got so many!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56He is like the wartmaster.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59He's won it!

0:15:59 > 0:16:05Akai has won it, and now we get to see the celebration dance of Akai.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Oh, look at that!

0:16:06 > 0:16:10We've not seen celebrating like that, ever.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Welcome back, welcome back.

0:16:12 > 0:16:18Ho-ho, Akai, that - oh, good gracious - that was extraordinary.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Help yourself to a Year Sphere, it's richly deserved.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Come to papa.- I can feel it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Right, Round Three. Over to the Gory Grid.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Four questions, as always.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35And here are your four Greek topics...

0:16:40 > 0:16:43So, Akai, it's your turn to lead us off, what are you going to go for?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'm going to go for Myths.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Let's hear that question.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48According to the Greek myths,

0:16:48 > 0:16:51what did Sisyphus have to do every day for all eternity?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- I think...- B?- Yeah.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Bit of dissension in the team in the middle there.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13What's the answer?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15The answer is B.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Oh!- I told you! I told you!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Sisyphus had to push a boulder up a hill

0:17:20 > 0:17:25and then watch it roll back again, and again, and again.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Still beats having to work with Dave.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Hey! Tell me about it, Rattus.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I know what it's like having to work with a useless human.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Look at the state of this mess here. - Yeah, thanks(!)

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Hey, imagine where we'd be now

0:17:35 > 0:17:38if we weren't being held back by these bozos.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Hollywood, for sure.- Ah, yeah!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42All right, all right, Rattus. Control him, Karim.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Yeah, Hacks, can you not, please? - Karim scored a point, there.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Isabel, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I think I'm going to go with Sport.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52OK, let's hear that question.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Listen carefully.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Celery, rhubarb or radish?

0:18:09 > 0:18:10That's three of my none-a-day.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Let's see your answers now, please.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Everybody's gone for C, what's the answer?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21The answer is A.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22- D'oh!- Crown?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- I told you!- No, you didn't! - You're stupid, you!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- No, you, you didn't say that! - You're stupid!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I'm not, you're stupid. - Can I be on your team?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31You can't just leave me whenever you like.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33No, you can't, Hacker. So, nobody got that right.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Third question coming up. Karim, you're going to choose it.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I am, I'm going to go with Spartans.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Let's hear the question on Spartans.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Our treacherous Spartan general Pausanias worked with the Persians,

0:18:44 > 0:18:47so what did we do when he hid inside a holy temple?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55So, is it A, B or C?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Let's see your answers now, please.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- I've got it.- Yeah, press it, press it, quick, quick.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01What's the answer?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03The answer is B!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05We couldn't touch him while he was on holy ground,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08so we bricked up the door and he starved to death!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- LAUGHING:- Oh, classic.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Isabel, congratulations, another point for you.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's all to play for, there's one question left,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18it's on Pythagoras and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:19:18 > 0:19:24Brainbox philosopher Pythagoras was the founder of a bizarre cult,

0:19:24 > 0:19:28but which of these was not one of their rules?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- HE LAUGHS - Bottom.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I never say bottom on the BBC!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- He said bottom.- He did, yeah.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Let's see those answers now, please.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Everyone has disagreed with each other.- OK.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Ooh, I like when that happens. - Let's find out what the answer is.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56The answer is C!

0:19:56 > 0:19:57This was not one of the rules -

0:19:57 > 0:20:00don't wipe your bottom with your right hand.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Personally, I never wipe my bottom with either hand.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04What about you, Hacker?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I just stand over the garden sprinkler, like this.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Ah, you've not done that in the Blue Peter garden, have you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12- Yeah.- No.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'm going to award Akai his point,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17which means we have a three-way tie breaker!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I'm going to ask you to get your fingers on your buzzers.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Beginning with the letter J,

0:20:23 > 0:20:27what Olympic sport was invented by the Greeks and involved...

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Karim?- Javelin?- Javelin!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Javelin is the right answer!- Yes!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Javelin is the right answer.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Yes!- Karim, collect yourself a Year Sphere for that, you've got one.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39I can actually feel one, touch one?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You can touch one and take it back to the podium with you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Watch out for BC stinkers.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Yeah, I like a good stinker, me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Karim, as the winner of the Greek quiz,

0:20:48 > 0:20:51you're through to play the Greek game,

0:20:51 > 0:20:55but will you be on your own or will the others get to join in with you?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Let's find out.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, it's a single player brainy game,

0:21:01 > 0:21:04so, Karim, it's just you. Off down the Time Sewer.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- What am I going to do? - Karim, it's a brainy game,

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- you don't need Hacker for that. - I know.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- See you in a bit, guys! - Bye! See you later!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12CBBC Office to the sewers, eh?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14The Greeks were an inventive bunch

0:21:14 > 0:21:18and came up with early prototypes of loads of things we still use today.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's time to play our new brainy game.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Eight everyday items.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Unbelievably, five of them

0:21:26 > 0:21:30were invented over 2,000 years ago by geeky Greeks.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Your challenge, to work out which five.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Choose five items and move them to the columns,

0:21:35 > 0:21:39then touch the Greek bust to find out how many you've got right.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Keep trying different combinations until you get all of them right.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44And your time starts now.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47FOGHORN And he's off.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49OK. No Greek salad.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Indeed not, but can Karim figure out which are genuine Greek inventions?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55He's gone for the catapult there,

0:21:55 > 0:21:57that's his first choice.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Absolutely plausible, the catapult.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Let's go thermometer.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Thermometer.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04The dice, definitely.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Aah, there's the old dice or die.- Die.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09What's next?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Is this a book? Is this a book?

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- It's a Christmas card. - I'm going to go for it.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Boxing goes on as his fourth thing.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20He only needs one more invention here, Rattus.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23He's got four to choose from but will he go for the door lock,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26the ice cream, the Christmas card, or the vending machine?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's a bit modern, isn't it?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32What's he going for? He's gone for the vending machine.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Just got to touch the Greek bust now.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- 'Boom! You have all five correct.' - Oh, he's done it!

0:22:37 > 0:22:42- What?! I got five?- Yes!- Are you joking?- Leave the room.- Ah, yeah!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Well played, Karim.- Well done. - Beautiful, beautiful.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- AKAI:- That was impressive.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48All hail.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Superb.- High-five.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51All right, now I want to...

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Thank you.- It really was an impressive effort, that.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I shocked myself, I really did.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Well done!- Thank you! Give me a kiss.- Muah.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Uh!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02The ancient Greeks didn't invent Christmas cards,

0:23:02 > 0:23:04ice-creams or door locks.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Christmas cards and ice-creams invented by the Victorians,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- of course, Isabel, you knew that. - You should've known that!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12And door locks were invented by the Egyptians.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Right, it's time for us now to play our big all-play endgame.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Over to the Gory Grid.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's the Rotten Romans.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Everybody get back down that sewer because it's time to play

0:23:26 > 0:23:28our final messy game...

0:23:31 > 0:23:33You're going to love this one, Hacker.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- How about you do the commentary with me?- Oh, hey, good plan!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Whatevs.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Now, contestants, your job is to scoop the stercus from the cesspit,

0:23:42 > 0:23:43carry it along your lane

0:23:43 > 0:23:45and slop it into your measuring cylinder.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Whoever collects the most gong - well, stercus -

0:23:48 > 0:23:49gets the Year Sphere.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51In three, two, one. FOGHORN

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh, look, they're rummaging in the bucket thing, right?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56They've got a little bag full of stuff

0:23:56 > 0:23:57and they're running over a thing

0:23:57 > 0:24:00and they're putting it into a different thing.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01He's put some stuff into a thing,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03he's running back, going to get more stuff

0:24:03 > 0:24:05cos that thing needs more stuff in it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Do you see? Can you see?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09He's putting some stuff in a thing and he's just poured some stuff,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12and he's running back, got more. Karim's got a bag full of stuff!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's brown stuff. It is poo!

0:24:14 > 0:24:18It is excrement, droppings, plops.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20And I think the people with the most droppings

0:24:20 > 0:24:22in that sort of container wins the game.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Karim's quite nimble cos he's a dancer,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27but so is Akai, Akai's also a dancer.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Hacker, quite clearly,

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Romans were obsessed with animal poo

0:24:32 > 0:24:35because they used it to grow crops!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Hey, I'm obsessed with animal poo too,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39but mainly because it's funny.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- It's funny, yeah. - Poo! Poo!

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Plops!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- AKAI:- Whaa!

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Just dropped a load of poop on him.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- He's got poop! - They've got poo!

0:24:50 > 0:24:51He's covered in poo!

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- They're all covered in poo! - He's just slipped in some poop!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Hacker, all I can see from here is...

0:24:57 > 0:24:58BOTH: Poop!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00'30 seconds remaining.'

0:25:02 > 0:25:04It is raining poo!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oh, me favourite forecast.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I love it when Carol Kirkwood says it,

0:25:08 > 0:25:09"It's raining poo."

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Look! It's a man covered in poo!- Poop!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Poop! The time is nearly up now.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Eight, seven, poop!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Six, five....- Poop!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Poop! Oh, no, who's going to win?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Who's going to win? Poop! Poop! Poop!

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Looking for the poop and...poop.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28It's all over!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- That's it, it's all over, bar the, um...- Poop.- Poop.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Well played, everyone, get back behind those podiums.

0:25:35 > 0:25:40That was one of the closest bits of stercus farming that I think

0:25:40 > 0:25:45we've ever seen, but I can reveal that the winner was Akai.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah!

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Help yourself to your final sphere. AKAI:- Coming for you.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Sorry, Hacks.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Take the top, I'll just take the top.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's an interesting choice.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Will it be good, will it be bad?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00We are about to find out.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Remember, AD years are added to your total

0:26:03 > 0:26:06and BC years are subtracted from it.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Here we go. Isabel, give us your first sphere there, please.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13479 BC, the death of Confucius that year.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16It's not brilliant but it's not terrible either.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Let's have a look at the second one.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20- 14 AD.- Yes!

0:26:20 > 0:26:22So, you're clawing a bit back there,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24not much, it has to be said, but a bit.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27The death of Emperor Caesar Augustus that year.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30You need a big one, I feel, here with your last sphere.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Let's have a look at it.- OK.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- It's 1605 AD.- Yes!

0:26:35 > 0:26:40Guy Fawkes led the failed Gunpowder Plot that year.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45It means you have ended up with a total of 1,140.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Strong but beatable.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Karim, let's see what you've got in that first one.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Come on, Hacks.- Oh!

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Is it good? It is! - Oh, it's a good start.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- 1865 AD.- Ooh!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Slavery was abolished in the USA that year.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Yeah, it was.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Hacker, spit on that second one, give it some luck.- Come on.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Let's see what's in it. - Let's take it home.- Agh!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Oh, my goodness!- Oh!

0:27:10 > 0:27:15- 4.5 billion BC!- Oh, no!

0:27:15 > 0:27:17I don't think I've ever seen anything like that in my life!

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Planet Earth was formed that exact year.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23- That's your spit!- 4.5 billion.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25There's no coming back from that, I'm afraid.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Akai, you have 1,140 to beat.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Let's open up that first one.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35Oh, it's a great start, 1903 AD.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37The Wright Brothers

0:27:37 > 0:27:40invented the first successful aeroplane that year.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44It's all on the turn of this last sphere. Let's have a look at it.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- He's done it!- Oh, it's in!

0:27:47 > 0:27:541558 AD, Queen Elizabeth I ascended to the throne that year.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56The game is Akai's.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00- Well done, Akai, well done Akai. - Whoo!- With a score of 3,461 points.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01- Thank you.- Well done.- Well done.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04It couldn't get any better than that and unfortunately, Akai,

0:28:04 > 0:28:07it certainly doesn't get any better for you because your terrible prize

0:28:07 > 0:28:09was found by Rattus washed up in the time sewer.

0:28:09 > 0:28:15It's ancient Egyptian rat repellent made from cat fat and gazelle dung.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Rat repellent? This is the best prize ever!

0:28:18 > 0:28:20- Yay!- Ho-ho!

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Look at that lovely rat repellent.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24That is brilliant.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27My only sadness is that I'm unable to keep it for myself.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Akai, there you go. Thank you for playing, congratulations.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32- Well played.- Thank you. Thank you.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35Your rat worries are now history, mine unfortunately aren't.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37As for our two runners up,

0:28:37 > 0:28:41it's time for you to wade home through the Time Sewer.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44I'm not going down the Time Sewer, I'm getting a bus back to Wigan.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Oh, Hacker, you don't have to do that, you can borrow my limousine.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- You've got a limousine?! - Limousine?- Oh, yeah.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I've been Dave Lamb.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53I've been Rattus Rattus.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55And I've been Hacker The Dog.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye!

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Come on, Time Sewer, in you go.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01- You're going to wait for me after?- Nope.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06So, do you think you can do better than Hacker and the gang?

0:29:06 > 0:29:08KARIM LAUGHS

0:29:08 > 0:29:09Well, of course you can!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website

0:29:12 > 0:29:13and play along next time.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I love it when they lose.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Eugh! This is so disgusting!

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