0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Welcome to Gory Games.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm the star of the show, Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31And I'm calling my agent.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33DIALLING
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Thought we'd sorted this out, Rattus.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37If anyone is the star of the show, it's me, OK?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38I should get top billing.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hi, Marjorie, hi.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44SPEEDED UP TALKING
0:00:44 > 0:00:47OK... All right, well, I'll call you back, then, all right? All right.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49All right.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52She's very busy with a more important client.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Who's that, then? The Blue Peter tortoise?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Let's meet today's horrible historian, shall we?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hi, I'm Harry, and I'm from Buckinghamshire.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Hello there, Harry.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hi, I'm Abi, and I'm from Yorkshire.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hello, Abi!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Hi, I'm Aman and I'm from Watford! - Hello, Aman.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Welcome, everyone.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16You are all playing to win Year Spheres. OK?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:19 > 0:01:21will win a revolting prize
0:01:21 > 0:01:25fished out of the Time Sewer by the even more revolting Rattus Rattus.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30And as a gift for you at home, yes, you can play along with us.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Time for round one.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Let's go over to the Gory Grid, shall we?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45So, four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And your four Tudor topics are...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59So, Aman, you get to pick first in this round.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Which of those tickles your fancy? - Plague, please!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03You've gone for Plague.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07And that is a question from Rattus Rattus, not surprisingly.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Certainly is.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13In 1518, a plague broke out in Strasbourg, France.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17It resulted in the villagers not being able to stop what?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Though all three at the same time would have been much funnier.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So, A, B, or C?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Let's see your answers.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32OK.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Aman and Harry have agreed on A.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Rattus, what is the answer, please?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39The answer is A.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Yes, it was a dancing plague.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45About 400 people could not stop dancing
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and some of them, well, they died from exhaustion.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Right. Abi, your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Witches, please. - Let's hear that question.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55See what you make of this one.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It had better not be B!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14So, what was the Tudor remedy if you were under a witch's spell?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Is the answer A, B, or C?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Let's see those answers now, please.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Oh, look at that, it's Aman and Abi who are agreeing this time with A.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23What's the answer?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25The answer is...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Phew! Thank heavens for that.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32You may be relieved, but Harry is ecstatic.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35That's an extra point for him. He goes into the lead.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37And you get to choose the next topic.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Please can I have Anne Boleyn?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Let's hear the question.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42What was Henry VIII doing
0:03:42 > 0:03:45while Anne Boleyn was getting her head chopped off?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Was he...?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, was he...?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Answer now, please.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Look at that! A complete spread of answers.
0:04:02 > 0:04:08- What is the actual answer, please? - The answer is...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Note to self, never marry Henry VIII.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well done, Abi, that's a point for you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16The final question in this round is on Edward De Vere -
0:04:16 > 0:04:18and this is what it is.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Elizabeth I banned Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford,
0:04:21 > 0:04:25from her court for seven years for doing what in front of her?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- I know which one I'm hoping for! - So, did he...?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Show me now, please.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, Abi and Harry this time agreeing with B.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- What's the answer?- The answer is...
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Edward De Vere passed wind when bowing to the Queen.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Honestly! Farting in front of Her Majesty!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52FART
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Excuse me!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Do you know, that's my favouritest question, well,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00since the last one about farts.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So, at the end of that round,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- we can see that Harry, you have won the first Year Sphere.- Yay!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10And what a celebration that is! That means it's time for me to say...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, Dave! I think the star of the show
0:05:12 > 0:05:15should say the next line, don't you?
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- ECHOING:- I hear the Potty Pyramid!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Choose carefully, Harry, because AD dates will be added to your total
0:05:26 > 0:05:29but BC dates will be subtracted from it -
0:05:29 > 0:05:32and we'll find out what is in there later.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Come on, call me back, Marjorie!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Now, winning the Tudor quiz
0:05:35 > 0:05:38means Harry is automatically through to play the Tudor game.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Let's find out, shall we?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49It's an All Play silly game.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52So off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you, go on!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- KIDS:- Ugh!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- It smells in here! - It certainly does, Aman!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Henry VIII was a mighty and powerful king.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05But he couldn't do a poo without some help.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10No, he couldn't. It's time to play Rattus's brand-new game...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You are the groom of the stool.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15When Henry hollers, you need to collect his chamber pot
0:06:15 > 0:06:16and check his stool.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And yes, this was an actual job.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22In the meantime, you have to brick up the door
0:06:22 > 0:06:25to the King's bedroom so he can have a safe night's sleep.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The first to brick up the doorway wins a Year Sphere.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29The game starts in three...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Number two!- ..number ones!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Go! KLAXON
0:06:34 > 0:06:39Now they go - and the idea here is to brick up those doorways.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41And Aman starting with a tiny little piece
0:06:41 > 0:06:45whereas Harry has gone in with a whopping great bit.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Dave, towards the end of his life,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Henry became increasingly paranoid
0:06:50 > 0:06:52and sometimes had his bedroom bricked up
0:06:52 > 0:06:55at night so assassins couldn't get in!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Actually, having Henry bricked in was probably
0:06:58 > 0:07:00safer for everybody else!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03King Henry's groom of the stool
0:07:03 > 0:07:05was called Thomas Heneage.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Groom of the stool sounds like a posh job.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09but he was in for a shocker on day one!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11"I have to do what?!"
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- SPLAT! - I'm finished!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Look out, Henry needs his stool attending to!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19So they pour that into the bucket,
0:07:19 > 0:07:20have a cursory look at it
0:07:20 > 0:07:22to make sure he's healthy...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24All over Abi's shoes, there.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh, well, those are the perils of the job, unfortunately.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Dave said my new game was too gross,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33but hey, the rat's in charge now!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34We'll see about that, Rattus,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36when my agent calls back.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39But look, Harry is really beginning to see
0:07:39 > 0:07:40how this is going to work out.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Surely only one thing can slow him down now, and that's Henry's bowels?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- SPLAT! - I'm finished!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh, and it has happened.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50He is going to need to sift through that stuff...
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Oh, it's going everywhere now.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Isn't it revolting, Rattus?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54But he's back and it's looking good.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Despite the fact
0:07:55 > 0:07:58that's a very neat bit of brickwork,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01it's Harry who is a couple of pieces away now...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03And the final piece in for Harry!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07It's there! The pattern is complete!
0:08:07 > 0:08:12But Harry is the groom of the stool and doesn't he know it!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Back you come, guys.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well played, well played.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Rattus, have you seen my phone?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I've been waiting for my agent to call me back.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, I didn't see anyone throw it down the Time Sewer.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Throw it down the...?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Rattus, you do the Year Spheres!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Cheerio, everyone.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32THEY GIGGLE
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Rattus, where is it?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38So, congratulations, Harry.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41You were the triumphant groom of the stool.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43So, go ahead and pick your Year Sphere.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Which one, which one?- This one.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Abi, you were very relaxed about scooping the poop, weren't you?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Do you do a lot of poop scooping?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59I've got a dog.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Rattus, my phone WAS down the Time Sewer.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05At least, I think it's my phone. KIDS GIGGLE
0:09:05 > 0:09:09To find it, did you have to go like way, way back in time
0:09:09 > 0:09:11to when you had, you know, hair?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I found it back in the 1980s.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15You're not kidding(!)
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let's all try and ignore the hair, shall we?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Which, by the way, was very, very cool in 1983, thank you very much!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25So, to find out what round two is about, over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30It's the Awful Egyptians!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33And here are your all-important Egyptian topics.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41So, Abi, it's your turn to pick first.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- What will you have? - Bandages, please.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- What are you laughing at?- Your hair! - Ignore the hair.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48A question on bandages it is.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54When unravelled, the bandages of an ancient Egyptian mummy
0:09:54 > 0:09:57can be up to how long in length?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Is it...?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13So is that a nought, another nought, or lots of noughts?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Spectacularly good maths, Rattus, very helpful.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Let's see your answers, please.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Rattus, they've all gone for B.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21What's the answer, fella?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes, the answer is B!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27There could be up to 2,400 metres of bandage on a mummy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29One for you, one for you,
0:10:29 > 0:10:30and one for you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Excellent. Harry, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Please can I have Cures? - Let's hear that question.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40An ancient Egyptian treatment for burns involved rubbing in what?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47See poo, eat poo.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50KIDS LAUGH
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Try to ignore Rattus.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Let's see your answers now, please.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh, they've all gone for B.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57What's the answer?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00The answer is C.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Burns to the skin were treated with a thick paste of poo.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Certainly works for me!- Aman, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Wigs, please. - Let's hear that question.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13The poorest Egyptians would often make their wigs from...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Show me those answers now.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Aman and Harry think it's A.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Abi thinks it's C. What's the answer, please?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30The answer is C.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Poor Egyptians would make their wigs from the fibres of palm trees.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38And they'd still look a lot less ridiculous than Dave.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40You are so going to be put in your place
0:11:40 > 0:11:42when my agent finally answers her phone.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Aargh! He bit me, you all saw it!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48OK, that's a point for you, Abi. Congratulations.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53There is one question left in this round and it is a question on Cones.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55And what's more, it's a prop question.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- KIDS AND RATTUS:- # Prop question prop question, prop question! #
0:11:58 > 0:12:02At an ancient Egyptian banquet, the host would sometimes present
0:12:02 > 0:12:06each guest with a cone containing animal fat and perfume.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09But what would they do with it? Would they...?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Show me now, please.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Well, complete disagreement.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22The answer, I can tell you, is...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- A! Well done, Harry. - Yes!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28The guests would put the cones on their heads - as the animal fat
0:12:28 > 0:12:31and perfume melted, it ran down their faces, cooling them
0:12:31 > 0:12:33and making them smell better.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- They must have looked ridiculous! - Look who's talking.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Well done, Harry.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40That's an extra point for you,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43which means, Abi and Harry, this is it -
0:12:43 > 0:12:45we're in a tie-breaker situation.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Fingers on your buzzers.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Beginning with the letter P,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52what was the title given to rulers in ancient Egypt?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Abi?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Pharaoh.- Pharaoh is correct.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Well done, Abi.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Collect yourself a Year Sphere.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Pick carefully, Abi,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03because you don't want to end up with a BC stinker!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, you don't.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Dave, have you called your agent yet?- I've called her loads of times.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11She's not picking up. But she will.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14OK, Abi. You are through to play the Egyptian game.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16But will it be just you, or will others get to play, too?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's find out, shall we?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well, it's a single player Gory Game.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Abi, down that Time Sewer on your own.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31No wonder Rattus lives in here, it stinks as bad as him!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35It really does stink as bad as him.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38The following game has been certified PG - perfectly gross.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41As in, "Perfect, it's gross!"
0:13:41 > 0:13:45It's time to play our old favourite...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Your challenge is to find and remove the stomach,
0:13:48 > 0:13:49liver, intestines and lungs
0:13:49 > 0:13:52and put them in the correct canopic jars.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56The brain needs to be yanked out through the nose and binned.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58And you also need to bin the bladder!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Ha-ha-ha! I said bladder, I said bladder!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03But the heart must be left inside the body.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Your time starts in three, two, one!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08KLAXON Abi is off.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10How is she feeling right now, Rattus?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I would imagine she's feeling fairly queasy, Dave.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14I would imagine she is.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17But that's not going to stop her going straight for the brain.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21It's a bit stringy for my money, but it's gone straight into the bin.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22And if you want to join in at home,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25you can download the Gory Games app, of course.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28OK, then, what's Abi got here? Oh, the stomach.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Now, here, Rattus, she's matching the stomach
0:14:31 > 0:14:33to the correct picture on the canopic jars.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Those are the rules, Dave,
0:14:34 > 0:14:36and she's got the rules off Pat.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Pat knows the rules, he wrote them down
0:14:38 > 0:14:39and gave them to her earlier.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Pat knows absolutely everything.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43You can get a lot off Pat.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Now, she's got the intestines here.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It's like some sort of ghoulish skipping rope
0:14:48 > 0:14:51coming out of there, covered in unmentionable grease.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Abi finds where to put that
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- and I think she's got it.- In the jar.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58In the jar, she's got it!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Now what do you think is coming out next, Rattus?
0:15:00 > 0:15:05- Oh! Oh! Oh!- Ugh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09It's a bladder full of wee-wee! And there is wee everywhere.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11That bladder needs to be binned
0:15:11 > 0:15:13and she's got two more organs to find.
0:15:13 > 0:15:1530 seconds remaining.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Oh, there's our old friend the liver.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Oh, we love the liver. - What a pleasing liver that is.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24She just needs to find the lungs, now,
0:15:24 > 0:15:25and deposit them in the correct jar.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27She's got to leave the heart in the body, though.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29The lungs, the lungs!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32The lungs are out and I think that could be it, Rattus.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34She's got to get that in quickly, now.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36But it's there, for my money.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39FANFARE And there is the celebration,
0:15:39 > 0:15:45and then the shock at having covered her hands in unmentionable gunge.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Abi, congratulations, you did it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Your mummification skills are beyond compare.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, interesting, a last-minute change of mind.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Could there be important? We'll find out later.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03So, Abi, just give us some idea of what it feels like
0:16:03 > 0:16:06to put your hands inside a mummy.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08The bladder was like,
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I kept having to squeeze it to get all the wee out and that.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12RATTUS LAUGHS
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Abi said bladder, and then she said wee!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Rattus, it's not funny. - Yeah, exactly.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19So, is that the first time
0:16:19 > 0:16:21you've covered yourself in wee from a bladder?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Not necessarily!- I'll tell you what, Abi, let's not go into that.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I'm just going to assume it is and we're going to move right on.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29OK, round three.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's next.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's the Rotten Romans.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Four questions then, as always.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41And here are your four Roman topics.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50And Harry, it's your turn to pick first.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- What's it going to be? - I'm going to go with Army, please.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Army it is. Let's hear that question.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Is this true or false?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Oh, please be false, please be false!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Abi on her own with false.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11What's the answer?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14The war dogs would be sent into battle
0:17:14 > 0:17:17with spiked metal collars and coats of armour.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22The boys with a point each and Aman, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Chickens, please. - Chickens it is.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Let's hear that question.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27True or false?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Before Romans went into battle, they would consult sacred chickens
0:17:31 > 0:17:33to see if the gods were on their side.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Did Romans base battle decisions on sacred chickens?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oh, Harry and Abi agreeing this time with false.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44What's the answer, please?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47It's true! They put food on the floor.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51If the chickens ate the food, it was a good day for battle.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Or, the chickens were really hungry.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Aman...
0:17:54 > 0:17:58You're in the lead in this round with only two questions to go.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Can you hang on and get your first Year Sphere?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Abi, what's it going to be? - Clothes, please.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Clothes it is. What's that question, please?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06True or false?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10We Romans used to wash our clothes in urine.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Did the Romans wash their clothes in urine?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Is that true or is that false? Let's have your answers, please.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17There we go.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Abi and Harry again agreeing with true.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Aman is on false.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24This could be really important, what's the answer, please?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It's true!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Mmm! Fresh as a daisy!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31That's been wee-ed on.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32KIDS GIGGLE
0:18:32 > 0:18:34So, not fresh at all, then.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Wow, that was very exciting but that meant that Aman,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38you have been pulled back slightly, there.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Let's see what you can do with this one.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42It is a question on leg hair
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and it is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46True or false?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Emperor Augustus used to get rid of his leg hair
0:18:48 > 0:18:52by allowing his pet squirrel to nibble the hairs off.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Emperor Augustus used to get rid of his leg hair,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58cos he let his pet squirrel nibble the hairs off his legs.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Is that true or is that false? Give us an answer, please.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Well, Aman, you are out on your own again.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Rattus, put us out of our misery, what's the answer?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09It's false!
0:19:09 > 0:19:14In fact, he used to singe off his leg hair with burned nutshells,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17so that the hair would grow back all soft.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20So that's points for Abi and Harry.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh, Aman, it was so close!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24But at the end of the round, Harry,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27it's you who wins yourself another Year Sphere.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Ring, ring! Ring, ring!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Oh... - Ring, ring! Ring, ring!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Is that your agent, Dave? - Very funny, Rattus.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Harry, as the winner of the Roman quiz,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50you are through to play the Roman game.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53But will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Let's find out, shall we?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It's a single player silly game, Harry.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Off you go down the Time Sewer.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Ugh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07And it is still disgusting.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10It's 31 BC - and Roman Civil War.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The great Roman generals Octavian and Mark Anthony
0:20:13 > 0:20:15face each other at sea.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19It's time to play our new game...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You are in Octavian's Navy.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Your task, to load your catapult, aim and sink the enemy ships.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26There is one point for every ship you sink
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and two points if you hit Mark Anthony's ship.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Score five points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Battle begins...
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Now! KLAXON
0:20:35 > 0:20:40He pulls back the firing mechanism, enters the first cannonball and...
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Fires!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Oh! What a start! What a start that was.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Enemy ship down.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Now, can he keep this 100% record going?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50No, he can't. Upsetting for him,
0:20:50 > 0:20:51that's hit the sea
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and bounced quite hard off the sea.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Surprisingly stiff, the sea in this game.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Don't forget the blue ship is Mark Anthony's,
0:20:59 > 0:21:01that scores two points and he needs five points to win.
0:21:01 > 0:21:0330 seconds remaining.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, and that is Mark Anthony's ship, that's two points.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08That is the big one, right there.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11And another hit! Wow, he is into his stride now, he's got four points!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Can he hit another? He only needs one more.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17And he's got it! FANFARE
0:21:17 > 0:21:19He's done it!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23There's the celebration. He needs to be careful not to fall overboard!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Come on, then, Harry, back you come.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Well played, sir. Well played.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Collect your Year Sphere.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Yeah, from the bright, shiny object that's not Dave.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yes, all right.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Well played, Harry.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's the final round so it's...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40PHONE Ah! Now, at last.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42At last. Hello?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44SPEEDED-UP TALKING It's my agent.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47RATTUS SNEERS Is that...?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49No... No, this is Dave. SPEEDED-UP TALKING
0:21:49 > 0:21:51All right. SPEEDED-UP TALKING
0:21:51 > 0:21:53All right. Marj... Speak later.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Wrong number.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58She meant to call the Blue Peter tortoise, apparently.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01This is me trying not to laugh!
0:22:01 > 0:22:07RATTUS LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Moving swiftly on, it's time for our big all-play endgame.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14So it over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's the Groovy Greeks.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21It's the Greeks! Everybody, back down that Time Sewer.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Go on, get down there, Harry.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Ugh! - ABI:- Ugh, rat!
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Go on, Abi, you know the way. - Ugh, it stinks!- This time, Aman.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Smells like Rattus! - Smells like Rattus.
0:22:34 > 0:22:40Time to play another new messy game...
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Greek physician Hippocrates
0:22:42 > 0:22:44is considered to be the father of medicine,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47thanks to his highly scientific diagnosis techniques.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Your challenge is to run down your inflatable lane
0:22:50 > 0:22:53and stuff Hippocrates's gob full of us much bogey,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55earwax, wee and pus as possible.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The person who does the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Three, two, one!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01KLAXON
0:23:02 > 0:23:04And look at that, they're straight in there,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07all three of our young medical students loading up
0:23:07 > 0:23:10with samples of wee and bogeys and all sorts.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11And here they go.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Down their lanes.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Tricky to keep your footing here, Rattus!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16It is tricky, Dave,
0:23:16 > 0:23:18particularly if you are in bare feet.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Totally. And that was bogey.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I think there's a bit of ear wax
0:23:22 > 0:23:23or pus going in there.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, look at that! What a great shot that was.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It was, a splendid shot there from Aman.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34He sort of roared, and chased it home, there.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Abi is the first to get away with another bag of samples,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41followed swiftly by Harry and then Aman.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43And it's not all about speed, is it?
0:23:43 > 0:23:48It's about getting their samples into Hippocrates's big old mouth.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52And Harry is nonchalantly doing exactly that.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55He has a fabulous throwing technique and it looks to me
0:23:55 > 0:23:57like he is favouring the wee samples.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00It's close, Rattus, it's very close.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02And there is it Aman, having a look round,
0:24:02 > 0:24:03surveying the damage and... Boom!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Oh, Hippocrates,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07take that on your top row of teeth.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Raargh-atchoo!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11And there's the sneeze, that's the snot.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14And Harry surfs it like a professional bogey dodger.
0:24:14 > 0:24:1730 seconds remaining.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Terrific running from Harry.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Favoured the right-hand side of his lane.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23He carries on delivering. Now, Abi is already slipping.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26This is an ominous sign for Abi, I think, Rattus.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Look, it's playing havoc with Abi's footing.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Aman is down as well.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34And look at Harry, he's filling his boots, here.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Poor old Aman at the far end.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39He literally hasn't stood up for about 30 seconds.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40- It's sad to see, Rattus, isn't it?- It is.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42BURP!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43HOOTER And it's all over!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Oh, you've got to feel for the lad -
0:24:46 > 0:24:49and for my money, Harry's got this by a nose.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Welcome back.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Welcome back, everybody.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Back up through the Time Sewer.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Well, that was a very, very close-fought thing.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03I can now announce that the winner of that game was Harry.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Harry.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07And that celebration dance tells us
0:25:07 > 0:25:10that he is about to completely fill his podium.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Congratulations. What a strong performance.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14It's crunch time.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Let's count up those Year Spheres and remember -
0:25:17 > 0:25:20AD scores are added to your total,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23BC scores are subtracted from them.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Aman, I'm going to say you're going to end up with nought.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Ha-ha-ha!- You laugh, Rattus...
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- That's not funny. - ..but that could be a good score.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35BC scores elsewhere and Aman could find himself winning this.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Oh, that's true.- Abi, open up that first sphere, please.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Oh, it's a positive one.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43It's 1215 AD.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Which of course was the year the Magna Carta was signed
0:25:45 > 0:25:47by King John at Runnymede.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Let's have a look at this crucial second one, Abi.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh, it's a BC, but it's not a disaster.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's 47 BC.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Cleopatra was restored to the throne
0:25:57 > 0:26:00after the Battle of the Nile that year.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It does mean that you have ended up with a positive score
0:26:03 > 0:26:06so I'm afraid, Aman, you can no longer win.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Harry, open that first one, please.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12You started off very, very slowly.
0:26:12 > 0:26:1641 AD, Roman emperor Caligula assassinated that year.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Oh, my goodness me! 4,000 BC!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27The domestication of the horse began round about then.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29You have three spheres
0:26:29 > 0:26:31to claw your way back into the positive.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Let's see if it can be done.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Oh, that's a good start.
0:26:35 > 0:26:381170 AD, Thomas Becket murdered in Canterbury Cathedral.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Let's have a look at the next one.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44It's another good one, 1887 AD -
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Sir Arthur Conan Doyle published
0:26:46 > 0:26:48his first Sherlock Holmes story that year.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51This could be crucial, let's have a look at the final sphere.
0:26:51 > 0:26:561337 AD, the 100 Years War began that year between England and France
0:26:56 > 0:27:02which means that you have ended up with a total of 435,
0:27:02 > 0:27:07which means that today's winner, with 1168 points,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09is Abi!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Yay!- Wow!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13You get to take home the something that Rattus has found
0:27:13 > 0:27:15bobbing around in the Time Sewer.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yes, I found some face cream,
0:27:17 > 0:27:22Abi, as used by the wife of Charles VI of France, no less.
0:27:22 > 0:27:28- Really?- It's made of boars' brains, wolves' blood, and crocodile glands.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Of course it is(!) Abi, that pot...
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Thank you. - ..'tis all yours.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37And for our two runners-up, I'm afraid it's time to get very,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40very dirty indeed as you head home through the Time Sewer.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Harry, very bad luck.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Get down there.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Well done, Aman. - Ugh!- Keep him company.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Stinky sewer!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:52 > 0:27:55if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59I've been Rattus Rattus and, well, he's been ridiculous.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Thanks very much.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02You've been watching Gory Games.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- Goodbye!- Goodbye!
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Ugh!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:28:08 > 0:28:09# Games! #