Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03You wanted me, Rattus?

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Oh, yeah, Dave. I wanted you to see my fan mail.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Was that it?

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- No, no, there's some fan mail for you as well.- Ooh.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Who's it from? Your mum?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Your nan, actually.- Oh.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19She was worried about me looking so cold,

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- so she's knitted me something. - Ooh, let's have a look.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26No. No, I don't think so.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Still watching?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Then let's test your brains

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# With Horrible History's Gory Games

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# Horrible History's Gory...

0:00:50 > 0:00:51# Games! #

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello and welcome to Rattus Rattus' Gory Games

0:00:54 > 0:00:56with me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57And me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Can I take this off now?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01No, Dave, no. Think of my nan's feelings.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Have you any idea how long it must've taken her to collect

0:01:04 > 0:01:08all that rat fur, belly button fluff, plug-hole hair and stuff?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Stuff?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Yeah, and then she had to knit it. Do you know how tiny her paws are?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15All right. I'm sorry Rattus' nan.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hey. I'm Freya and I'm from Glasgow!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hello, Freya from Glasgow!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hi, I'm Sam from East Sussex!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hello, Sam from East Sussex.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Hi. I'm Chineme and I'm from Doncaster!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Hello, Chineme!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Welcome, everyone.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40The person with the highest Year score

0:01:40 > 0:01:43at the end of the show will win...

0:01:43 > 0:01:46A one-of-a-kind, money-can't-buy,

0:01:46 > 0:01:50100% unique prize picked by moi.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Also known as a bit of tat from the sewer.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56And don't forget, you can play along at home too on the Gory Games app.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yes, just go to the CBBC website to download it.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00It's free!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Time to crack on with Round 1, but what's it about?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09It's the Savage Stone Age.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12So, four questions on the Savage Stone Age coming up.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18And your four Stone Age topics are...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Chineme, you go first this round, what'll you have?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Can I have the Red Lady, please?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Yes, you can indeed, and that is a prop question!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ah-ha! A prop, a bone.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41The Red Lady of Paviland is a 27,000-year-old Stone Age

0:02:41 > 0:02:45skeleton found in Wales, but what is unusual about the Red Lady?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Is it...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Or D, she was Dave's first girlfriend?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57HE LAUGHS It's not D.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Is it A, that she was painted blue,

0:02:59 > 0:03:00B, that she's got six toes,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02or C, that she's actually a man?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Show me your answers now, please.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08OK, Freya and Sam agree on B. Chineme thinks it's C.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I can tell you that the answer is C.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Chineme, well played.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16The Red Lady was actually a man.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20A Victorian archaeologist mistook a male caveman for a female Roman.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Should've gone to Spocsevers,

0:03:23 > 0:03:24that's what it's called, isn't it?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Maybe I need glasses.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27I think maybe you do.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Excellent start, Chineme.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Musical instruments.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38What are oldest musical instruments ever discovered?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41A, drums made from stretched human skin,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44B, flutes made from animal bones,

0:03:44 > 0:03:48C, xylophones made from sabre tooth tiger teeth?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Or D, rat-bottom bag pipes.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- PRRRFFFFT!- Ugh. SHE GIGGLES

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Very tricky but is it A, B or C?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Show me now, please.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Chineme and Sam agreeing on B.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Freya thinks it's C. What's the answer?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Answer is B, flutes made from vulture wings

0:04:05 > 0:04:07and mammoth tusks.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10And they are 35,000 years old.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12(As is Dave.)

0:04:12 > 0:04:13No, I'm not.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Well done, Chineme. Well done, Sam. That's a point apiece.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Don't worry, Freya, it's your turn to pick a category.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Can I have money, please?

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yes, you can.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Which of these did Stone Age man use as money?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27A, seashells,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30B, pine cones,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33C, pebbles?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Guess what rats use as money, Dave?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36DAVE SIGHS Is it poo?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38How did you know?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, it's just a lucky stab in the dark.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Is it A, B or C?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46OK, the girls are agreeing this time on C.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Sam thinks it's B.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48What's the answer?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52The answer is A, seashells!

0:04:52 > 0:04:57Some archaeologists think cave people used seashells as money.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Nobody got that one right, so the final question is on medicine.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04And this is what it is.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09In Stone Age, trepanning was a cure but what did it involve?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11A, eating tree bark,

0:05:11 > 0:05:13B, drilling into skull,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16C, having your bottom tattooed?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19In the Stone Age, trepanning was a cure,

0:05:19 > 0:05:20but what did it involve?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Was it A, eating tree bark,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24B, drilling into the skull,

0:05:24 > 0:05:26or C, having your bottom tattooed?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Show me an answer now, please.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ooh, Chineme thinks it's B.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Sam and Freya agreed on A.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34What is the answer, please?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Answer is B, drilling holes into head.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Most of us cavemen survived

0:05:40 > 0:05:43unless hole's drilled by sabre tooth tiger.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- HE LAUGHS - Caveman do joke.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Caveman do very, very bad joke.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51But the good news is that, Chineme,

0:05:51 > 0:05:55you have taken the first Year Sphere.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57CHEERING Congratulations.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00And that also means that it's time for me to say

0:06:00 > 0:06:04ALL HAIL THE POTTY PYRAMID!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08And, Chineme, make sure you pick very carefully.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Your AD dates will be added to your total score,

0:06:11 > 0:06:14your BC dates will be subtracted from it, of course.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18So stick it on the podium and we'll find out what's in there later on.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21So, winning the Stone Age quiz means Chineme is automatically

0:06:21 > 0:06:23through to play the Stone Age game.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27But will she be alone or will the others get to play too?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Let's find out, shall we?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, it's a Single Player gory game.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38So, Chineme, off down the Time Sewer with you.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Bye, Dave!- Bye!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43It really does stink.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Stone Agers were not fussy eaters.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48They would eat any part of an animal -

0:06:48 > 0:06:50brains, offal, eyes, tongue,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53even the half-digested contents of its stomach.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, yummy!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Yes, it's time to play Rattus' sickest new game...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02One dead mega bear.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05All you have to do is reach around inside its stomach,

0:07:05 > 0:07:08find the four ingredients for today's meal and put them

0:07:08 > 0:07:10by the corresponding cave paintings.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12But be quick, you have to finish it

0:07:12 > 0:07:14before the mega bear's friends come home.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Three, two, one. BEAR GROWLS

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Do think your nan would mind if

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I didn't wear the wig during the commentating?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Bearing in mind we're in a small box

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- and she's got bad eyesight? - Yeah, I guess.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Chineme has found the first item from the mega bear's stomach!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Whoa, it's the fish.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31But she still needs to find a rat,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33a bit of chewed up horse and a cabbage.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35What's this? That looks like a log.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- No, it's a hoof! - Hoof! Hoof!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- BOTH:- Hoof! - Yes, that's the place.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Chineme's made a brilliant start here.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43The horse's hoof has been retrieved,

0:07:43 > 0:07:47so that just leaves her looking for a lettuce and a rat.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Ah now, that's a bit of entrails.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53She's going to have to pull that out and stick that in the bin provided.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Nice.- You should do a Stone Age Come Dine With Me!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Gerald is serving the contents of a mega bear stomach,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01but what will the others make of it?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03No, I don't think that would work.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07She's in up to her elbows now like some kind of grisly vet.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, it's a cabbage!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Excellent, it's just the rat she needs now.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Rattus, if you've been swallowed by a mega bear,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- where would you head? - Anywhere there was light showing.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17'30 seconds remaining.'

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Well, while we ponder Rattus' mega bear exit strategy,

0:08:21 > 0:08:25there's not much time left, and Chineme's getting stuck right

0:08:25 > 0:08:29into that dead mega bear searching for the elusive half-digested rat.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Dave, it's a fact,

0:08:30 > 0:08:34they really did have mega bears in Stone Age times.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Cave people used to hunt them with spears.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40They also hunted giant tortoises.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Oh, mega bear or giant tortoise, which one shall I hunt?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I tell you what, this mega bear is proving tricky.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Chineme still hasn't found the rat.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Seconds to go! LOUD GROWL

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh, time's up!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Today's the day the mega bear keeps its picnic.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, Chineme, bad luck.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59It was that stupid rat.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Excuse me!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05You see? Once you scratch the surface, people don't like 'em.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07OK, Chineme, I'm sorry. No Year Sphere.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09But there's still plenty of time.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Rattus, look, can I take this off now? I look ridiculous.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17But of course you do, you've got it on backwards.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19THEY GIGGLE

0:09:19 > 0:09:22There you go! You look really...youthful.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24All right, then, I'll keep it on for now.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26SHE GIGGLES

0:09:26 > 0:09:28On to Round 2 then and over to the Gory Grid.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Let's hear those four important Viking topics, which are...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sam, it's your turn to lead us off this time.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Can I have soap, please?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Yes, you can. And that is a prop question.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Wallop, one bar of Viking lye soap.

0:09:53 > 0:09:59True or false - Viking soap was also used to bleach Vikings' hair?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Did you bleach your hair, Dave?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I mean, is that why it all fell out?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05All right, Rattus, thank you for that.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Let's see those answers now, please.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Well, the girls think it's true. Sam thinks it's false.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I can tell you it is true.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The strong lye soap would bleach their hair blonde

0:10:17 > 0:10:19because it contained wee.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Great.- Yuck.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24OK, that's a point for Chineme and a point for Freya.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Yay! Finally!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Freya, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Medicine, please.- Medicine, what's that question, please?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31True or false -

0:10:31 > 0:10:35if a Viking was hit in the gut with an arrow, a Viking medic would

0:10:35 > 0:10:39give him a meal of porridge oats mixed with onions and herbs?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42So, if a Viking was hit in the stomach with an arrow,

0:10:42 > 0:10:46a medic would give him a meal of porridge oats mixed with onions

0:10:46 > 0:10:49and herbs, is that true or is that false?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51OK, Freya and Sam think it's true.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Chineme thinks it's false. What's the answer?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's true!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58The medic would then sniff the wound.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01If he could smell the onions and herbs, then the intestines had

0:11:01 > 0:11:04been pierced and the victim would die.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ah, the wonders of modern science.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08It's true!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10That's a point for Sam and a point for Freya.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Chineme, your turn to pick a topic.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Battles, please.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Battles. Let's have that question.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18True or false - to make themselves look more

0:11:18 > 0:11:21fierce in battle, we Vikings sometimes wore make-up.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Dave is living proof that make-up

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- and beards is a bad look. - HE LAUGHS

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'm just here, I literally can hear you.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Vikings sometimes wore make-up, is that true or is that false?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Show me now.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Well, Freya and Chineme think it's true. Sam thinks it's false.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39What's the answer?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's true! We did.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Anybody got a problem with that?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48That's a point for Chineme and a point for Freya.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51That means there's one topic left for this round.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53It is Valhalla and this is the question.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55True or false -

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Valhalla, the place we Vikings believed you went if you

0:11:59 > 0:12:03died in battle, was a heavenly hall of peace and tranquillity?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06So, Valhalla was a heavenly hall that was

0:12:06 > 0:12:10a place of peace and tranquillity, is that true or is that false?

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Oh there we go. Freya and Chineme think it's true.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Sam thinks it's false. What's the answer?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18It's false!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21In Valhalla we feast and fight, fight and feast!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- As if anyone would want peace. - HE SNORTS

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Good one.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Yeah, as if(!)

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Well done, Sam, another point for you,

0:12:29 > 0:12:33but that doesn't stop Freya from winning the Year Sphere.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34- CHEERING - # Hallelujah! #

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Help yourself.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Let's hope you picked a good one.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Yes, Freya, you are through to play the Viking game.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Congratulations.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47But will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Let's find out.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's an All Play silly game.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Come on. Down the Time Sewer, the lot of you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Go on, Freya. ALL:- Bye, Dave!

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, I can't see anything in here.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Why does it smell?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04See you later.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh! Ow! RATTUS LAUGHS

0:13:09 > 0:13:11The stupid soap!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Dave, the wig! Don't let Nanna see you without the wig!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm sorry, Nanna Rattus, all right? I'm sorry!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Stupid soap!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Big, tough Vikings used to use tiny ear spoons to clean the wax

0:13:23 > 0:13:25out of their ears apparently. It's time to play...

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Your challenge - to clean out a Viking ear,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon

0:13:33 > 0:13:35over the wobbly bridge

0:13:35 > 0:13:37and flick it into your bowl.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38If you hear this noise...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40VIKING SHOUTS

0:13:40 > 0:13:44..there's a Viking Berserker coming and you need to run back

0:13:44 > 0:13:46and hide behind the giant ear.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48The person who gets the most ear wax from ear to bowl

0:13:48 > 0:13:51within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53The game starts in three, two, one...

0:13:53 > 0:13:55HORN BLOWS

0:13:55 > 0:13:56And here we go then with

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I'm A Viking, Get Me Out Of Ear.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Not here, Rattus, ear.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'd like to wax lyrical about this game, Dave,

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- but...- Oh!

0:14:04 > 0:14:05..I'm not one for cracking puns.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, it was a zinger, Rattus.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09So they're on their way.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Freya and Sam are both on the board with a glob of wax each,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Chineme yet to score.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16He's got quite a nice style here, Sam,

0:14:16 > 0:14:18he sort of goes steadily but slowly.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Sam delivers his second ear bogey.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Some beautiful wax extraction there. Satisfying.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Now what can Freya do?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Well, she can deliver that ear bogey

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- terrifically well. - Great delivery there.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32As can Sam. Chineme yet to score.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34But wait a minute, Chineme's got two in one.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Well, that's brilliant.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38That's put her right back in the game.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40If she can deliver them, she's back in it.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42And don't forget to download the Gory Games app

0:14:42 > 0:14:44if you want to join in at home.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Do it now!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Sam's taking a commanding lead here.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50VIKING SHOUTS

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Oh, there's a Viking! - Oh, a Viking, the Berserker!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54The Berserker is in the building. HE SHOUTS

0:14:54 > 0:14:57And look at him slicing away with his axe there.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01What an extraordinary performance this is from the Berserker.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03You can come out now, everyone.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04There we go.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Get those blobs of wax across the see-saw

0:15:07 > 0:15:10and towards the receptacle.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh, beautifully done there by Sam and Chineme.

0:15:12 > 0:15:1430 seconds remaining.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Interesting historical fact for you, Rattus,

0:15:18 > 0:15:21the Vikings were actually remarkably clean folk,

0:15:21 > 0:15:23they used to wash every Saturday.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26And I wash every day with Z in it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28And don't I know it, Rattus.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's slip sliding away a little bit

0:15:30 > 0:15:32for Freya here.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Chineme is still in it, and Sam too.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37He's strolling as if he's striding to work

0:15:37 > 0:15:38across Waterloo Bridge.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40So time's running out now,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42can the others catch up? HORN BLOWS

0:15:42 > 0:15:45It's all over. Sam's got it in the bag.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47CHEERING Well, metal basket.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Welcome back, everybody. That was all right, wasn't it?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51How did you find that, Chineme?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54It was a bit hard, but then I felt like I hit jackpot

0:15:54 > 0:15:56cos I got two at a time.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I can tell you that the winner was...

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Sam.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01CHEERING

0:16:04 > 0:16:06You know what, Rattus,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I think I might be allergic to your nan's wig.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Well, me nan did say she washed it. - Right.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12With rat wee, obviously.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Uh! Ah!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17And you can't take it off. You'll break her little heart!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19All right.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Round 3, and over to the Gory Grid to find out what's next.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Here then are your four Victorian topics...

0:16:36 > 0:16:38RATTUS LAUGHS

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I thought that would set him off. RATTUS LAUGHS

0:16:41 > 0:16:43All right, Rattus, all right.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45So, Freya, it's your turn to lead us off.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- What will you have? - Can I have inventors, please?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You certainly can. What's the question, please?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55True or false - famous Victorian inventor Charles Babbage

0:16:55 > 0:16:59once baked himself in an oven for five minutes and survived?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Oh, now, that's a tricky one.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Is that true or is that false? Show me now.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07OK, Chineme and Sam think that's false.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Freya thinks it's true. What's the answer, please?

0:17:09 > 0:17:10It's true!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13He did it in order to prepare himself for being

0:17:13 > 0:17:17lowered into a volcano, which he also survived.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21OK, seriously now, do not try that at home.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Freya, congratulations.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26There you go, the first skull is on the board.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Chineme, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Can I have Queen Victoria, please?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33What's the question, please?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36True or false - a 14-year-old boy once

0:17:36 > 0:17:41snuck into Buckingham Palace and stole Queen Victoria's dress?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44A 14-year-old boy snuck into Buckingham Palace,

0:17:44 > 0:17:48stole Queen Victoria's dress. Is that true or is that false?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Chineme and Sam agreeing again on true this time.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Freya thinks it's false.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55What's the answer, please?

0:17:55 > 0:17:56It's false!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59The boy actually stole her underpants.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00SHE LAUGHS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I don't think Victoria saw the funny side.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05The boy was sent to Australia on a prison ship.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Crikey, that's a bit harsh! RATTUS LAUGHS

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Still, Freya, that's another skull for you.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Taking a commanding lead early on here.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And that's a lovely salute as well.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Sam, your turn to pick.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Constipation.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Rattus will be absolutely delighted -

0:18:21 > 0:18:23not only because you said the word constipation,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- but also because it's a question from Rattus himself.- Yay!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30In Victorian times, a remedy for constipation was

0:18:30 > 0:18:33to electric shock the person's bottom.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- SHE LAUGHS - I chose this question.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39You don't say. Is that true or is that false?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Freya and Chineme agreeing this time with false.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Sam thinks it's true. What's the answer, Rattus?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh, Sam,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49it's true!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52So there's a brain for you there, Sam.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54The round still very much alive.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57There's one topic left in this round, it's miners,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59what's the question?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03True or false - it was common for miners to take

0:19:03 > 0:19:05canary birds down the mines with them?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet, tweet.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09That's my canary impression.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11A bit butch.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14OK, it was common for miners to take canary birds

0:19:14 > 0:19:18down the mines with them. Is that true or is that false?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Everybody thinks it's true. What's the answer?

0:19:21 > 0:19:22It's true!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26If the canary breathed in dangerous gas, it passed out

0:19:26 > 0:19:29and the miners knew they needed to hurry to safety.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yes, I could do with a canary bird for working with Rattus.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36PRRRFFFFFT!

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Ga! Rattus!

0:19:37 > 0:19:38SHE GIGGLES

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Oh, no, no, your wig! Put your wig back on! Me nan! Me nan!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Uh, sorry! Crikey!- Honestly.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK, a point for everybody.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49A point all round, which means that, Freya,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- you've done it again.- Yay!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Is that going to be a good one or a bad one?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Hopefully good.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Well, fingers crossed.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Freya, as the winner of the Victorian quiz,

0:20:02 > 0:20:04you're through to play the Victorian game, but will you

0:20:04 > 0:20:07be playing on your own or will the others get to join in with you?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Let's find out.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, it's a Single Player scary game,

0:20:13 > 0:20:17so down the Time Sewer with you, please, Freya.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Bye!- Bye!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22In Victorian times, it was only the lucky children who went to

0:20:22 > 0:20:25school, many others had to work in dangerous factories.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29The list of factory injuries was as long as your arm,

0:20:29 > 0:20:30if you still had one.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's time to play a Gory Games classic...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Your challenge is to make your way through the hazardous

0:20:37 > 0:20:39machinery, find the four lost fingers and then scramble

0:20:39 > 0:20:43back through the machinery and reunite the hand with its fingers.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Succeed inside the time limit to claim your Year Sphere.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49And your time starts now. HORN BLOWS

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Freya then to take on Factory Fingers.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- She's through the mangle already, Rattus.- Through the mangle!

0:20:55 > 0:20:57And working away at that first finger.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59All the nuts have to be loosened

0:20:59 > 0:21:02and then those spikes removed from the cabinet

0:21:02 > 0:21:05and the finger will just drop down and be easily removable.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07As games go, you have to say

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Factory Fingers is really near the knuckle.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Oh, I see what you did there!- Oi!

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- LAUGHING:- That's funny!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You got there in the end, Rattus.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Yeah, that's funny!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Well that's a very, very good start.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Is she going to spike up? No, she's not.- No, no.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23She knows she's got that one on the side there,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- and she makes her way through the loom.- The gloomy loom.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29The gloomy loom of doom!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Now she works away feverishly

0:21:30 > 0:21:32at that chain there.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34She's lowering the finger down so that

0:21:34 > 0:21:36she can reach in and pull it out.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I think she's reached that point already.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yeah, she's got another finger.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Of course, factories would be watched over

0:21:42 > 0:21:45by menacing factory bosses, Rattus, and I think one's coming in now!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Work harder!

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Move it, girl! Faster!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52He's horrible. He really is an unpleasant man.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Just cruel - pointlessly, needlessly cruel.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58'30 seconds remaining.'

0:21:58 > 0:22:00She must be nearly there by now.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Will that squeeze out that finger?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I think it will! And it has.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06So there's another two. Back through the loom.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- She picks her way through. - The gloomy loom!

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Will she remember the other one?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yeah, she's picked it up en route.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Bang, one finger goes on. - Little pinkie there.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Well, she's got three fingers,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18but she's still missing the fourth.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20She needs to get this quickly,

0:22:20 > 0:22:22just ten seconds left. There is the fourth!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24She's got to get that on the hand.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Five seconds to go.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26She's got to get through the mangle!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's very close!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30And she's showing us how many seconds she had left

0:22:30 > 0:22:32with her trademark celebration.

0:22:32 > 0:22:38Well done, Freya, tremendous work. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I won that like a factory boss.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Yes, you did. You did extremely, extremely well.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Time for our big All Play endgame now.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Everybody back down that Time Sewer.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Again?- Come on.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04- ALL:- Bye, Dave!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06See you later!

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- See you later.- Thanks for coming!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's time to play our silly game...

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Henry VIII certainly liked a pie or ten.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Your challenge is to feed hungry Henry as many as possible.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth

0:23:22 > 0:23:24in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27In three, two, one... HORN BLOWS

0:23:27 > 0:23:29This is it there, Rattus,

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Who Ate All The Pies.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And they're off already.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35They're going very, very fast, and no pies.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Of course, the key to this game is not just to stay on your feet,

0:23:38 > 0:23:40but to make each pie count at the other end.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- One in from Freya. - Well played, Freya, the first pie.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Henry's stomach was beginning to rumble really quite badly.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Freya seems to have got the hang of it, can she do it again?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Let's have a look at this. There she's done it again, lovely!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54That's her second one.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56What a technique that is, a little underarm technique.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Sam's pounding down the lane here with a determined look on his face.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01It looks good, he scores!

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Did you know, Rattus, Tudor cooks used to make a bird pie containing

0:24:04 > 0:24:06live small birds

0:24:06 > 0:24:09which would fly out when it was cut open?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Imagine what would be left behind!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13A bird poo pie!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Delicious!

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Oh, look at that! Another one lands from Freya.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20She's gone pie crazy!

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- It's a pie-tastic performance, isn't it?- It is pie-tastic.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25'30 seconds remaining.'

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Thanks to his terrible diet, Henry had chronic

0:24:28 > 0:24:31leg ulcers, poor eyesight, bad circulation

0:24:31 > 0:24:32and high blood pressure.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34You're actually not doing too bad for your age.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Leave it!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Chineme putting in a determined effort here,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40but it's an exhausting game.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42She's not giving up easily, though.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43She's very, very plucky.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Can she get some pies on target

0:24:45 > 0:24:48in the remaining seconds? Here she goes.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh, it's agonisingly just shy.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52And here's a final fling from Sam.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Can he score? HORN BLOWS

0:24:54 > 0:24:56No, he can't, and he's down.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Our players are absolutely shattered.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07The winner of the next Year Sphere is...

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Freya. CHEERING

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Help yourself, please. Help yourself.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Oh, is it a good one? Is it a bad one?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Hopefully it's good. - You're hoping it's good.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20These Year Spheres have positives and negatives about them,

0:25:20 > 0:25:23so having the most is not necessarily the best thing.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26So now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Remember, AD years are added to your total,

0:25:28 > 0:25:32but BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Chineme, let's have a look at your first one.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36CHEERING

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, it's a good one, 1613 AD.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42The thatched roof of Shakespeare's Globe Theatre caught fire that year.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46So, Sam, that is what you have got to try and beat. What have you got?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47CHEERING

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Oh, it's 1804, you've just snuck into the lead there.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Napoleon crowned himself emperor of the French that year.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57So, Sam, you currently hold the lead.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Freya, let's see what you've got here.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Let's have a look at the first one.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05CHEERING 1793 AD.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette were executed that year.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11You're just behind. Let's have a look at the second.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14CHEERING 1542 AD.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Mary Queen of Scots was born.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19You've taken a commanding lead. Let's have a look at the third.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20CHEERING 871 AD.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Alfred the Great became King of Wessex and fought the Vikings.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26It all hinges on this final one, what is it?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28CHEERING 1837 AD.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Charles Dickens published Oliver Twist that year.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Freya, you are today's champion.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Yes!- Congratulations.

0:26:38 > 0:26:43You have a total of 6,043 points.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47We were thinking that this time round we'd have a fantastic prize,

0:26:47 > 0:26:49but then Rattus found something vile

0:26:49 > 0:26:52floating in the Time Sewer and we thought, "That'll do."

0:26:52 > 0:26:56Actually, I've got something really special this time, it's Georgian.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Oh what is it? Some...some kind of perfume?

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Sort of, have a sniff.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Uh, I've already had one!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04It's sweat!

0:27:04 > 0:27:07In the Georgian era, the sweat of someone who was dying

0:27:07 > 0:27:09was thought to cure haemorrhoids.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I think I'd rather have the haemorrhoids.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13I thought you were walking funny.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16No, I haven't got haemorrhoids. Don't worry about it, Rattus.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Well, look, there it is, Freya.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Thank you.- Stinky sweat. Enjoy.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Time now to say goodbye to our brilliant runners up,

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Chineme and Sam. Unfortunately, you know the way home.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Crawl down the Time Sewer until you're pooped out. Cheerio!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Bye!- Bye now.- Bye.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Well played, everybody. - Bye, have fun!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39And don't forget you can play along next time

0:27:39 > 0:27:42if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45That's all from us.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47I've been Dave Lamb...

0:27:47 > 0:27:50And I've got a confession to make.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54Dave, you know I said my nan made you that wig?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I don't actually have a nan.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57What?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01See you for more Gory Games soon. Goodbye.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Come here, you.

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