0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching, then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories' Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories' Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Welcome to Gory Games.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'm the star of the show,
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32And I'm the other star of the show,
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Dave Lamb!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Yeah, course you are!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I like to keep Dave around. He's dead wood.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42But you know, really great comedians like to play off a straight man!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Who are you talking to, Rattus?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46To my fans on my PooTube channel,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48they love a bit of behind-the-scenes action.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah, I'm keeping it real!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Did you just say "PooTube"?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Obviously.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Let's just crack on and meet today's Horrible Historians!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hello, I'm Bobbie and I'm from Manchester.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Hello, Bobbie.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hi, I'm Ollie and I'm from Ipswich.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hello, Ollie.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Hi, I'm Millie and I'm from Oxford.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hello, Millie. They're looking good today, eh, viewers?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Welcome everyone, welcome.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Right, you are here playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20The person with the highest Year score at the end, will win
0:01:20 > 0:01:24a putrid prize, dredged out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Ah, Dave's only pretending to find it disgusting.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I certainly am not!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Now, don't forget, you can play along at home
0:01:31 > 0:01:33and win Year Spheres of your own.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Yeah, just download the Gory Games App from the CBBC Website.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's free!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41So, what's our first round all about?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's the Rotten Romans.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Four questions on the Rotten Romans coming up.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53The person who gets the most right, wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And your four Roman topics are...
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Meals,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Chariots,
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Emperors
0:01:59 > 0:02:00and Leadership.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03And Millie, you get to pick first, in this first round.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Emperors, please.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Emperors it is, let's hear that question.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Emperor Elagabalus created a lottery,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12in which Romans could win slaves and houses,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15but he also threw in some booby prizes,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19which of these was not one of Elagabalus' booby prizes?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21A. Dead dog,
0:02:21 > 0:02:22B. Swarm of bees,
0:02:22 > 0:02:26C. Bucket of chicken guts.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29They're almost as good as my Gory Games prizes.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Sound absolutely appalling.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35So, what do you think? Do you think it's A, B or C?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Show me now, please.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Interesting, Millie and Ollie have agreed on B.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Bobbie thinks it's A. What's the answer, please?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44The answer is...
0:02:44 > 0:02:45C.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49The bucket of chicken guts was not a prize.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Bad luck everybody, no points scored as yet.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ollie, pick a topic.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Could I have Meals, please?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59You certainly can, Ollie, that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03The Romans used to love covering their meals with garum sauce,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06but what was in garum sauce? Was it...
0:03:06 > 0:03:08A. Rotten fish guts,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10B. Squashed beetles,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12C...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Goose vomit?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm liking garum sauce already!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19What was in garum sauce? Was it... A. Rotten fish guts
0:03:19 > 0:03:21B. Squashed beetles,
0:03:21 > 0:03:22C. Goose vomit?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Show me now, please.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Girls agree, they think it's A.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ollie thinks it's C.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27What's the answer, Rattus?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31The answer is, A, Rotten Fish Guts.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34But I can wholeheartedly recommend squashed beetles
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and goose vomit as well!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yes, remind me not to come round for dinner, Rattus.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well done, Millie and Bobbie, that is a point apiece, you
0:03:42 > 0:03:45are off the mark. Still plenty of time to catch up, Ollie,
0:03:45 > 0:03:46don't worry.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Bobbie, your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Leadership, please. - Let's hear the question.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53In Ancient Rome, which feature was considered
0:03:53 > 0:03:54a sign of leadership?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56A. Big Ears
0:03:56 > 0:03:58B. Baldness
0:03:58 > 0:04:00C. Crooked Nose?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, just tell me it's not baldness.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06It's certainly baldness in the modern day.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09In Ancient Rome, which feature was considered a sign of leadership?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Was it A. Big Ears,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12B. Baldness,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13C. Crooked Nose?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Show me now, please.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Everybody has gone for B, what's the answer, please?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20The answer is...
0:04:20 > 0:04:23C. A crooked nose.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Tricky round this so far, isn't it, very, very difficult questions.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30We have one category left in this round, it's on chariots.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31And here it is.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Chariot racing was totally lethal,
0:04:34 > 0:04:38most of the drivers would die on the track, in spectacular crashes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40But, what were these crashes called?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42A. Wipeouts,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44B. Ship Wrecks,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46C. Red Zones?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Chariot racing, very, very dangerous,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51lots and lots of crashes, what were these crashes called, was it...
0:04:51 > 0:04:52A. Wipeouts,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54B. Ship Wrecks,
0:04:54 > 0:04:55C. Red Zones?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Show me your answers now, please.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Wow, Millie thinks it's A, Ollie and Bobbie agree on B,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03what's the answer?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04The answer is...
0:05:04 > 0:05:05B.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Spectacular chariot crashes were called ship wrecks,
0:05:08 > 0:05:11as wood and people would fly everywhere.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We Romans sure knew a thing or two about entertainment.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Good grief!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Well, congratulations Ollie and Bobbie, a point apiece there.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And what that means is, at the end of this round, Bobbie,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27you are the winner of the first Year Sphere.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30And that in turn means that it's time for me to say...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32All hail the potty pyramid!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Dave always hams up that bit!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Stick it on your podium,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44we'll find out what's in there at the end of the show.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Now, winning the Roman quiz means Bobbie is automatically
0:05:47 > 0:05:50through to play the Roman game, but will she be alone?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Or will everyone else get to play too?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Let's find out.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59It's a single player silly game, so, come on, Bobbie.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Off down that Time Sewer on your own, go on get in there.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Urgh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It does stink.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's dog eat dog and Roman against Roman in 31BC, as
0:06:10 > 0:06:14generals Mark Antony and Octavian scrap it out on the high seas.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18It's time to play The Battle Of Actium
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Your job, as a crew mate in Octavian's Navy, is to splat
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Mark Antony's fleet into oblivion,
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Using your historically accurate-ish catapult.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29There's one point for every ship you sink and two points
0:06:29 > 0:06:31if you hit Mark Antony's blue ship.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Score five points, in the time limit, to win your Year Sphere.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38The battle begins...now
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Of course, that really is an unstable platform she's firing from
0:06:42 > 0:06:43there, isn't it, Rattus?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yeah, poor Bobbie, bobbing about.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Hopefully not being sick. - I'd quite like that.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, it would be a nice meal for you, I suppose.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Bounced right off.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53It will bounce straight off, you've got to hit high on the sail.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56And she really needs to understand that.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58The battle of Actium was, of course, an epic showdown
0:06:58 > 0:07:00between Antony and Cleopatra
0:07:00 > 0:07:02on one side and Octavian on the other.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Oh, she's got one. - She's got the first one.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Now, hopefully that will unlock the whole thing.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Wait a minute, here comes Trevor the seagull, flapping around in her way.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16'30 seconds remaining.'
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Trevor really could not have picked a worse time to do this.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Bobbie has got a lot of work to do here, get out the way, Trev!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Antony and Cleopatra, they were like the Kanye and Kim of their day.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yes, although Cleopatra wasn't just famous for her bottom.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33That's Mark Antony's ship! That's cost two points! What a terrific
0:07:33 > 0:07:36blow that is, that means she only needs two more to take this game.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Oh, that's the second.- It's running out of time here, Rattus, though.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45She needs to be quick, she needs to get it and she needs to get it soon.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49She's done it and there she is, Usain Bob!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Well played, Bobbie. Excellent work, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Well, you certainly found your sea legs there, Bobbie.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00On to Round Two and to find out what's next,
0:08:00 > 0:08:01it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09And here are your all important Middle Ages topics.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10The Lion,
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Sport,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Cures,
0:08:13 > 0:08:14and Sieges.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16So, Ollie, it's your turn to pick first.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Sport, please.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Sport, that is a prop question.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Prop question, prop question, prop question... #
0:08:23 > 0:08:26And what a glorious prop it is.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Here's the question. Ready? During very cold winters,
0:08:29 > 0:08:33what sport did Londoners play in the Middle Ages, with their bone
0:08:33 > 0:08:34skates, was it...
0:08:34 > 0:08:35A. Ice Hockey,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37B. Ice Snooker,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39C. Ice Jousting?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Dave, could I check if there's any rotten meat left on that bone?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Well, yes, I suppose you can yeah, is there?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- No, nothing.- Can I carry on now? - Please do.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Thank you, Rattus. So, is it A, B or C?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57Interesting, Millie and Bobbie have agreed on C, Ollie thinks it's A.
0:08:57 > 0:09:03I can tell you that the answer is C, Ice Jousting.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07They'd skate at each other, using sticks like jousting poles.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Now there's a show I'd watch, celebrity jousting on ice!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I think I'd have to give that one a miss, if they asked me.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You'd have to, Dave, it's only for celebrities!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ha-ha, ha-ha! Zing!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Zing?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Who's in there?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's PooTube.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Congratulations, Millie and Bobbie, there's a point apiece there.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Bobbie, it is your turn to pick a topic.- Cures, please
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Cures, lovely, let's hear it.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37What was the Middle Ages cure for freckles on your skin?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Hare's blood mixed with what?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41A. Swallow eyes,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43B. Chicken wee,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45C. Lark tongues?
0:09:45 > 0:09:51Oh! Ho-ho! Swallow eyes, chicken wee, lark tongues on toast,
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Mmmmm! Yum, yum, yum!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Really is revolting! Let's have a look at your answers.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Wow, everybody thinks it's B, I wonder if it is?
0:10:01 > 0:10:06The answer is A. Hare's blood mixed with swallow eyes.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, no points there for that question, I'm afraid,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Millie it's your turn to pick one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- The Lion, please. - Let's hear that question.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17King James II of Scotland was famously killed by The Lion
0:10:17 > 0:10:18but what was it?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20A. Performing Lion,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22B. A Cannon,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24C. A knight with long blond hair?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Oh, this is a good one.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29So, King James II of Scotland was famously killed by The Lion.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30But what was it?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Was it A. A performing lion,
0:10:32 > 0:10:33B. A cannon,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36or C. A knight with long blond hair?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Show me now, please.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Millie thinks it's C. Ollie and Bobbie think it's A.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42What is the answer?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43The answer is B.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46James II of Scotland was killed after a huge cannon,
0:10:46 > 0:10:50known as The Lion, exploded and shattered his leg.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You might say the cannon cost him an arm and a leg!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55No, it only cost him his leg.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57All right, nit picker!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Cor, I have to work with this(!)
0:10:59 > 0:11:00So do I!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03OK, it's a very low-scoring round, isn't it, this?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06There's one category left, it's called Sieges,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13When the Normans laid siege to Palermo in Sicily in 1064,
0:11:13 > 0:11:18there were venomous spiders. What would happen if one bit you?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21A. You'd get terrible diarrhoea,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24B. You'd get a nasty case of wind,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27C. You'd projectile vomit?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30All great answers, but which is it?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Which is it?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What could it be?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37A, B, or C, show me now, please.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Millie thinks it's A, Ollie and Bobbie agreeing with C.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- what's the answer Rattus? - The answer is...
0:11:42 > 0:11:43B.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47The spider bite would cause you to swell up, get a nasty
0:11:47 > 0:11:50case of wind, and possibly even die.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51PRRFFFFT!!
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Ahh, I've been bitten! I've been bitten! I'm going to die!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Either that or you had rotten beans for lunch.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, yeah, that'll be it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So, Millie and Bobbie, it's a tie-breaker situation.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Beginning with the letter D...
0:12:07 > 0:12:10complete the name given to the plague that spread over
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Europe in the 1300s, the Black...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Bobbie?- Death.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Death is the correct answer. That means you can help yourself
0:12:18 > 0:12:20to another Year Sphere, go for it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25What's going to be in this one, I wonder, Rattus.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28OK, Bobbie, you are through to play the Middle Ages game but will
0:12:28 > 0:12:32it be just you or will the others get to play too, let's find out.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37It's an All Play Gory Game.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Right everyone, get down that time sewer. Lead them off, Bobbie.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43You smell!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Did he say "You smell"? Very rude.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Oh, you're awfully good with that door, Dave. Yes, I tend to
0:12:50 > 0:12:54think of Dave less of a presenter, more as a glorified door man.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Thank you, Rattus. In the Middle Ages,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59if you wanted to go into a castle but the people in the castle
0:12:59 > 0:13:00didn't want to let you in, you had two choices.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Give up or lay siege.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Yes, it's time to play...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07'Savage Siege.'
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You've got loads of stuff to fire in, rocks, rotten meat
0:13:10 > 0:13:11and horse's heads.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14The more accurate you are, the more likely you are to win.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17The siege begins...now.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20So, here we go then, with Savage Siege and the contestants have to
0:13:20 > 0:13:24catapult several objects into baskets, in order to score points.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30And of course, you can get involved at home too, on the Gory Games app.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- It's free - It certainly is, Rattus.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Well, a hunk of rotten meat there for Bobbie.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Wow, look at that, Ollie scored
0:13:36 > 0:13:40with a rock. A nice tactic, in my opinion. These rocks really do fly.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Bobbie's trying one out there too, oh, but she misses.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Yes, it's tricky - That's a point for Millie though.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Bobbie taking aim again, yes, this time she scores.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52So, it's very even-steven here at the start.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Let's see what Ollie can do here. Oh, it's a miss,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Millie's trying her luck with some rotten meat.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Oh, oh, hold on a minute! She's got it in, but it's in Ollie's basket,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03not hers, so that's not going to count for either of them.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Bad luck there.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07'30 seconds remaining.'
0:14:07 > 0:14:10So, Millie and Ollie are now joint leaders with two points each,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Bobbie just behind them with one, this is an incredibly close siege.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16And, of course, during a siege, they'd fire in rotten meat
0:14:16 > 0:14:20and bits of dead horse to spread disease in the castle.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Ahh, clever. So, Millie lining up a stone here.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Oh, she's done it!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Another one flies straight into the basket for her,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29this is impressive stuff.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32But Ollie means business too, look at this, he's got a horse's head,
0:14:32 > 0:14:33can he do it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34NEIGHING
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Yes, he can!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38But it's not enough. Millie wins the game and she's rightly chuffed.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Welcome back, everybody. Yes, help yourself, Millie, help yourself.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48How was that, Ollie? You had four in your basket
0:14:48 > 0:14:49but one of them wasn't yours.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I just suddenly saw it appearing in there and I was like, who's that?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- That was you, was it, Millie?- Yeah. - That was very decent of you
0:14:55 > 0:14:58but, of course, it doesn't score for either of you.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Here we go, it's Round Three and it's over to the Gory Grid
0:15:01 > 0:15:02to find out what's next.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06It's the Groovy Greeks.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Here are your four Greek topics.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Sparta,
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Dolphins,
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Tyrants,
0:15:12 > 0:15:13and Doctors.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16And Bobbie, it is your turn to lead us off this time.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Doctors, please. - Doctors.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21True or False...
0:15:21 > 0:15:25If ancient Greek Dr Menacretes of Syracuse cured a patient,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27he would then sell them into slavery?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I can tell you that it's true or false!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Very helpful, as always(!) So, what do you think? Show me now.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Everybody thinks it's true.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39What's the answer?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40It's...
0:15:40 > 0:15:41true!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44He made patients sign an agreement before he treated them, stating
0:15:44 > 0:15:47that if he cured them, he could sell them into slavery.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Good one, Doc.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Congratulations, everybody Everyone starts with a point which is
0:15:53 > 0:15:55a great way to start the round.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Millie, your turn to pick a topic.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Dolphins, please. - Let's hear the question.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04True or false, Dolphin was an ancient Greek delicacy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Would you eat dolphin, Rattus?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Erm...if it falls into the category "anything", then yes.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Yes, yes, I would.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Yes, I think dolphin does fall into the category of "anything".
0:16:13 > 0:16:14So, good for you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18True or false, everyone? Dolphin was an ancient Greek delicacy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Show me now, please.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21OK, the girls think it's false,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ollie thinks it's true. What's the answer?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27It's false, dolphins were seen as messengers from the gods.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30To kill one was a crime punishable by death.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Oh, erm, on second thoughts, I would never, ever eat dolphin.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Yeah? Good rat. OK, well done, Millie, well done, Bobbie.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40That's an extra point for both of you.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Ollie, it's you to pick a topic. - Erm...Sparta, please.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Let's hear the question on Sparta.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49True or false, if Spartan babies were seen as weak, their parents
0:16:49 > 0:16:51gave them away to be brought up as slaves?
0:16:51 > 0:16:55"If Spartan babies were weak, their parents gave them away to be
0:16:55 > 0:16:58"brought up as slaves." Is that true or is that false?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Show me now, please.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04Hey, hey, hey, total agreement everybody thinks it's true, is it?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08It's false. Weak babies were left on the mountainside to die.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I was a strong baby, obvs!
0:17:10 > 0:17:15I think we all know who should have been left on a mountainside.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Of course, I mean Dave. Oh, did you hear that?
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Bit harsh! No points to award there, I'm afraid, but one category
0:17:23 > 0:17:28left in this round, it's Tyrants and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31True or false? Greek Tyrant Cleisthenes,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34wanted to take the city of Kirrhans and did
0:17:34 > 0:17:38so by contaminating the water supply with laxatives.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Who'd have thought you'd do a poo-related question, Rattus?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44So, what do you think? Is that true or is that false?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Everybody thinks it's true. Rattus, what's the answer?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49The answer is...
0:17:49 > 0:17:54it's true! He contaminated their water supply with laxatives
0:17:54 > 0:17:56and he gave the whole city diarrhoea.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00The inhabitants were so weakened, it was easy to take the city.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Although I'm not sure you'd still want to! Congratulations, everybody.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09A point each. Millie and Bobbie, it's tie-breaker time once more.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Are you ready?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Beginning with the letter O, which sporting event was
0:18:14 > 0:18:18created by the ancient Greeks in 776 BC.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Millie?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Olympics? - Correct, it is the Olympics.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Well done, you get to pick a Year Sphere, of course.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I let Dave do all these bits, it makes him feel useful.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Rattus, can you please concentrate on the show?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I am! My show, on PooTube!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40So, Millie, as the winner of the Greek Quiz, you're through to play
0:18:40 > 0:18:43the Greek Game, or will it be just you, or will the others get to
0:18:43 > 0:18:45play too? Let's find out.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's a single player brainy game.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54So, off down the Time Sewer with you, Millie.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55This still stinks.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58It does, I'm afraid. The Greeks were a clever bunch
0:18:58 > 0:19:02and invented early prototypes of loads of things we still use today.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06It's time to play Geeky Greeks.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Eight everyday items. Unbelievably, five of them
0:19:09 > 0:19:12were invented over 2,000 years ago by geeky Greeks,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14your challenge is to work out which five.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Choose five items and move them to the columns,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20then touch the Greek bust to find out how many you got right.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Keep trying different combinations until you get all of them right
0:19:23 > 0:19:25and your time starts...now.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, off she goes and there's no messing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35She's gone for the tennis racquet and the draughts.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- There's the toothpaste. - There's the toothpaste.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40There's the lighthouse.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42She's making quick decisions here which I think is going to
0:19:42 > 0:19:45count in her favour eventually.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46That's the anchor.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49'You have three correct.'
0:19:49 > 0:19:50She's got three right.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53So, the tennis racquet comes off I have a feeling that's a good move,
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Rattus, and on goes a severed arm.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Is that a wrist watch on there though?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58'You have three correct.'
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It's the wrist watch we're... we're looking at there not the arm,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03the arm definitely wasn't invented by the Greeks.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06'You have three correct.'
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh! Down to three right.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Yeah, oh dear. Now, this could be bad.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14'You have two correct.'
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Two right, OK, so the light house is going back on,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19the toothpaste is coming off, that should get it back up to three.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, hello, what's she doing with the toothpaste?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22She's popping it back on.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24'You have two correct.'
0:20:24 > 0:20:27She really needs to be making one change at a time here,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29that's the best strategy.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31'You have two correct.'
0:20:31 > 0:20:32That's right
0:20:32 > 0:20:34The wrist watch has come off.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36The game of draughts has gone back on.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37'You have three correct.'
0:20:37 > 0:20:41And that has worked well for her.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44'30 seconds remaining.'
0:20:44 > 0:20:45There goes the baby's rattle.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47'You have four correct.'
0:20:47 > 0:20:50She's got four right. There's only one of these now, Rattus,
0:20:50 > 0:20:51that has to come off.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54She's taking the syringe.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55The anchor goes back on.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56'You have four correct.'
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Still four, so we know that the syringe can go back on.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02she's getting the tactics spot on now, Rattus.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04The lighthouse has gone, how many has she got?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05'You have four correct.'
0:21:05 > 0:21:07So, we know that the lighthouse goes back on.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09She knows what she's doing here. The rattle's come off.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11You have four correct.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13AIR HORN
0:21:13 > 0:21:16She's run out of time. She knew what she was doing
0:21:16 > 0:21:19but simply didn't have the time left.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Oh, Millie, bad luck, bad luck, so close.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You know which one was wrong, don't you?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29It was toothpaste. So the ancient Greeks didn't invent tennis
0:21:29 > 0:21:30or wrist watches.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Both of those were invented by the Tudors. Or toothpaste,
0:21:33 > 0:21:35which was an Egyptian invention.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's the final round
0:21:37 > 0:21:40so it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:21:44 > 0:21:50Vile Victorians and it's straight to our All Play Scary End Game.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52And this one is dead funny.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Do you know, watching Dave try to do a joke,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57is like watching a dog try to juggle.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Leave it! I've had about enough of that camera.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Everyone, down the Time Sewer come on. Lead us off, Bobbie.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Oh!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09I know. It's time to play...
0:22:11 > 0:22:15When Queen Victoria was only a child, grave robbing was common.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Bodies were dug up and sold to surgeons.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20That stinks! No, literally!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It does! You have to steal three corpses
0:22:23 > 0:22:25and get them to the surgeon's table.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27You'll need the key to the cemetery gates.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Remember, a whistle means the police are coming.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32A second whistle means it's all clear. The first person to
0:22:32 > 0:22:34get their dodgy money is the champ.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Ready...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40And they're off! Each grabbing a body without hesitation.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Now then, look at that technique. That is one of the greatest
0:22:44 > 0:22:46techniques I've ever seen on this game.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Bobbie, rather than pushing or pulling, went through
0:22:49 > 0:22:51the railings with the corpse at the same time.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Dave, it's nice to see a game that's
0:22:53 > 0:22:56based around one of my favourite hobbies.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I don't even want to know what you mean by that!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Can she get the key out and maintain her advantage over the other two?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08And Bobbie's through. That's good, Bobbie's through here.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11And the first corpse is being delivered.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Spending a lot of time rearranging that corpse, making sure it's
0:23:13 > 0:23:15comfortable. The corpse is dead.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17There's no point making it comfortable.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Thing is, Rattus, surgeons did need corpses to practise on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24That's right, Dave, otherwise everyone they operated on
0:23:24 > 0:23:26became, well...another corpse!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30True. Through the railings she goes, to pick up her second cadaver.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34And is she going to use that technique again?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, she led through that time
0:23:36 > 0:23:39and now it's become the old pull through technique.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh! It's all become a little bit Strictly Come Dancing.
0:23:42 > 0:23:48It has, but with slightly more arm dislocation and slightly less music.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Bobbie has a very workman-like approach. She's obviously
0:23:51 > 0:23:54stolen a body or two in her time, but what on earth is going on here?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57What is Millie actually doing here, Rattus? She seems to be taking
0:23:57 > 0:24:00her trolley all the way to the surgeon's table.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01WHISTLE
0:24:01 > 0:24:06Here comes the copper...they've got to get back behind those gravestones
0:24:06 > 0:24:07and stay still.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Now, this officer of the law, this pillar, how's his
0:24:11 > 0:24:15eyesight today? How's your eyesight, fella? He's having a cursory look
0:24:15 > 0:24:18at the topiary. He's got his hands behind his back. At least they're
0:24:18 > 0:24:21not in his pockets but he is failing to spot corpses
0:24:21 > 0:24:23littering the ground.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26That policeman really hasn't got a clue, has he?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Is that moustache obscuring his vision?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29He's more interested in the shrubbery!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30WHISTLE
0:24:30 > 0:24:32And they're ready to go again.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35And they're haring back to the positions they were in.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Can Millie come back? I'm not so sure she can.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39That's her first body, after all.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42And Ollie's delivering corpse number two now.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45But Bobbie has her final cadaver well in hand.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Dave, digging up corpses in the night for cash, it's a dirty job
0:24:49 > 0:24:51but someone's got to do it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Well, they haven't really, Rattus.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56There goes Bobbie. She's taking her last one.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Surely there's not much can stop her now. Not even an officer of the law.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ollie's in sight.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06He's within reach but she's just got to take her bag of loot
0:25:06 > 0:25:07and make it down the other end.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09All she's got to do is get through the railings -
0:25:09 > 0:25:12she's done it many times before.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Let's see the Usain Bob. There it is.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well played, everybody. Well done, Bobbie, help yourself to
0:25:19 > 0:25:21a Year Sphere.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Very, very good performance.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Oh, what's going to be in there?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27We'll find out any minute now.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Hey, where's my PooTube camera?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31This one here?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I think someone may have chucked it down the PooTube.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I think someone will have been caught on camera!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I think someone doesn't care!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Ahhh. Now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49And remember, AD years are added and BC years are subtracted.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Good luck, everybody. OK, Millie, let's have a look at that first one.
0:25:55 > 0:26:001431 AD. King Henry VI of England crowned King of France that year.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It's a good start. Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:03 > 0:26:091865 AD. Lewis Carroll published Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
0:26:09 > 0:26:13that year. Well, Millie, you have just made things very,
0:26:13 > 0:26:14very interesting.
0:26:14 > 0:26:183296 points.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Very impressive.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Ollie, what it does mean, of course, is that your zero is not going
0:26:23 > 0:26:25to be enough for today. Bad luck.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27But Bobbie, it means you've got
0:26:27 > 0:26:31quite a target to hit. Let's have a look at this first one, please?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34871 AD. Alfred the Great became King of Wessex
0:26:34 > 0:26:36and fought the Vikings that year.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Let's have a look at the second one?
0:26:38 > 0:26:411903 AD.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44The Wright brothers invented the first successful airplane.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The third one, please.
0:26:46 > 0:26:491170 AD. This is very close.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Thomas Beckett murdered at Canterbury Cathedral that year.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56It's all on the turn of this 4th one. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:56 > 0:27:011917 AD. The Russian Revolution started that year.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06So, in first place, with 5,861 points, it's Bobbie.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Well done, Bobbie.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Your reward, I'm afraid to say,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13is to receive something that Rattus has dragged from the feted
0:27:13 > 0:27:16depths of the Time Sewer. I dread to ask. What have you got, Rattus?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20The Gold of the Middle Ages' alchemist.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Really? Gold?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Well, he spent eight years trying to turn into gold. It's actually some
0:27:25 > 0:27:27chicken eggs mixed with horse poo.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32Of course it is! Delightful. Well, there it is, for all your hard work.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35You get some eggs mixed in with horse poo.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- I can only apologise, Bobbie. - Thank you.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41For our runners up, I'm afraid it's not much better, it's a crawl home
0:27:41 > 0:27:44through the Time Sewer. Off you go, the pair of you, come on.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Here we go! - Bring on the gunge!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50That's the spirit.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Excellent work.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:55 > 0:27:58if you download the Gory Games app at the CBBC website.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00This is so gooey!
0:28:00 > 0:28:01I've been Dave Lamb.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03I've been Rattus.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05You've been watching Gory Games.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- Or the Rattus channel on PooTube. - Goodbye.
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