0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Rattus!- Problem, Dave?
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Yes, my dressing room smells of wee.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06But I cleaned it out for you!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Cleaned?! It smells of rat wee!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Well, of course it does, I cleaned it with Smellit Bang!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I make it myself, you know.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15You don't say!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:40 > 0:00:41# ..Games! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello, I'm Rattus Rattus.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And I'm Dave Lamb and welcome to Gory Games.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Sponsored by Smellit Bang,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51the great new cleaning product
0:00:51 > 0:00:54that is sweeping the nation.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Made with 100% organic rat ammonia.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Rattus! You can't clean with wee!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Why not? Romans washed clothes with it,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Incans washed their hair with it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Oh! Yeah, but not rat wee!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11DAVE COUGHS
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hi, my name is Lewis and I'm from Essex!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hello, Lewis.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hi, I'm Amelie and I'm from London.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Hello, Amelie.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hi, I'm Oscar and I'm from Yorkshire.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Hello, Oscar. - Well, welcome, everyone.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You are here to win Year Spheres.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:33 > 0:01:35will take home a putrid prize,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And don't forget, you can play along at home too.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43You can win your very own Year Spheres and everything!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So, it's time for Round One and to find out what it's about,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53let's go over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's the Groovy Greeks!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58It's the Groovy Greeks.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oscar, how do you feel about the Groovy Greeks?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- OK.- Yeah? Amelie, what do you reckon?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Hm.- Oh-ho, it's a so-so kind of round, isn't it?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Lewis?- I'm very confident because we're learning it at school.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Lewis, the slight favourite going into this round.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Four questions on the Groovy Greeks coming up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere
0:02:18 > 0:02:19and your fore Greek topics are...
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oscar, it is your turn to lead us off in this first round.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29What will you have?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Spartans, please.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Spartans, let's hear that question.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34True or false -
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Spartan boys left their mothers to join the army at the age of 13.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Of course, in rat years, 13 is...
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Carry the four, add the three...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Lots!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Helpful, as always!
0:02:47 > 0:02:52OK, Spartan boys left their mothers to join the army at the age of 13.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Is that true or is that false?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58OK. Oscar and Amelie think it's false, Lewis thinks it's true.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59What is the answer, please?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's false.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Of course it is!
0:03:03 > 0:03:0513? As if!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07They joined the army when they were seven!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Seven! Good gracious me!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oscar and Amelie, congratulations, you are off the mark.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Don't worry, Lewis, plenty of time to catch up.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Amelie, choose a topic for us.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Could I have myths, please?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21You certainly can.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24True or false, according to the myths,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Greek god Prometheus stole fire from the gods
0:03:26 > 0:03:27and gave it to the humans
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and then he was punished by being tied to a rock
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and having his nose pecked off by an eagle every day for eternity.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38So, Greek god Prometheus stole fire from the gods
0:03:38 > 0:03:40and he was punished by being tied to a rock
0:03:40 > 0:03:45and having his nose pecked off by an eagle every day for eternity.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Is that true or is that false?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Show me now.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Everybody has gone for true.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52What's the answer, please?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's false.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Prometheus had his LIVER pecked out by an eagle every day.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Hope the eagle liked liver. Eugh...
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Absolutely.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03So it wasn't his nose, it was his liver.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Here we go, Lewis. Your turn to choose.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Can I have Athens, please?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes, you can, Lewis, and that is a prop question.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- CHANTS:- Prop question, prop question,
0:04:13 > 0:04:14prop question, prop question!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18And it's also going to be read by Rattus Rattus.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23In Athens, it was a compliment to compare a woman to a fish.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Now, I can tell you that, in rat circles,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29calling someone a rotten old fish is a compliment.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34In Athens, it was a compliment to compare a woman to a fish.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Do you think that's true or is that false?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Show me now.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Well, Oscar and Amelie think it's true, Lewis thinks it's false.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42What's the answer, Rattus?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's true!
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Athenians compared beautiful women to fish because of their wide eyes.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Yes, but don't try calling your mum a trout.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Well, unless your mother actually is a trout,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56in which case, that's absolutely fine.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Excellent. It is true.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oscar and Amelie, more points for you.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Here is the final question of this round.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03It's on sacrifices.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Is this true or false?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Well, it sounds silly, but does that mean it's right or wrong?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Vegetarians sacrificed fake animals made of straw.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Is that true or false?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Well, the boys think it's false.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Amelie thinks it's true.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29What's the answer?
0:05:29 > 0:05:30It's false.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35It's false, but vegetarians did sacrifice vegetables to the gods.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I once found some rotten vegetables by a Greek god's statue.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40I had a LEEK ...
0:05:40 > 0:05:41and some of the vegetables!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- RATTUS LAUGHS - It's a joke!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I didn't really... Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Suit yourself.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Well done, Rattus, very good.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52OK, that's a point, then, for Oscar and for Lewis,
0:05:52 > 0:05:56which means, at the end of that round, Oscar,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59it's you who wins the Year Sphere,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01which in turn means it's time for me to say...
0:06:01 > 0:06:07ECHOING: All hail the Potty Pyramid!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Brought to you by Smellit Bang!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Enough!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Just because your agent hasn't got you a lucrative sponsorship deal!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'm going to clean up!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yes, with rat wee, by the sounds of things.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm so sorry. Oscar, help yourself, don't take the Smellit Bang.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Pick carefully because the AD dates will be added to your total score,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30but BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33We'll find out what's in there later.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Now, winning the Greek quiz
0:06:35 > 0:06:38means that Oscar is through to the Greek game,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41but will be alone or will the others get to play as well?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Let's find out, shall we?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, it's a single player scary game,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50so, Oscar, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Bye!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Bye!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59For Spartan children, school was all about training for battle.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00It's time to play...
0:07:02 > 0:07:06You are a young Spartan, learning important lessons
0:07:06 > 0:07:08in how to be a thieving, sneaky Spartan soldier.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11You have to make your way through the vines
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and steal the sleeping soldier's lunch, but be careful -
0:07:14 > 0:07:17if you touch a vine, a bell will bring, disturbing him.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Disturb him three times and it is game over.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Your mission starts now.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23KLAXON BLARES
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Now, he's got to get through here without making any noise.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29He's speeding along, but he needs to be careful...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31BELL RINGS Oh, no!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Don't want to worry you, Rattus, but I think he stirred there.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Oscar has tinkled... BELL RINGS
0:07:36 > 0:07:37And again!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42That means that Oscar has only got one ring left,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44but he has still got two sets of vines to go.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46He needs to slow it right down.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48There we go.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50This is not a race.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52He can still do this.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54He really is trying his very best
0:07:54 > 0:07:57not to make any noise through those vines
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and it's paying off... BELL RINGS
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, I spoke too soon!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04He's woken the soldier, who is understandably livid
0:08:04 > 0:08:05and, wisely, Oscar has bolted.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I just hope he comes back!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Back you come, Oscar. There we go.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I'm glad to see you back, Oscar, because you bolted off there
0:08:13 > 0:08:16and I thought, "He's gone, we're not going to see him again."
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Where did you go?- Through Greece.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, you just went...you just went running through Greece
0:08:21 > 0:08:23and, thankfully, you made it back to the Time Sewer
0:08:23 > 0:08:26and got back here. On to Round Two, then,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29and let's find out what's up next by visiting the Gory Grid.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's the Slimy Stuarts.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Here are your all-important Stuart topics.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44So, Amelie, it is your turn to pick first.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Could I have crime, please?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47You can have crime
0:08:47 > 0:08:51and that is a question from Oliver Cromwell himself.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53True or false -
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Colonel Blood was an Irish soldier
0:08:54 > 0:08:57who was caught trying to steal the crown jewels,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00so Charles II had him impaled on a spike.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Thanks, Crommers.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Colonel Blood was an Irish soldier who was caught
0:09:04 > 0:09:06trying to steal the crown jewels,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08so Charles II had him impaled on a spike.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Is that true or is that false?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Well, Oscar and Amelie think it's true, Lewis thinks it's false.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16What's the answer, Crommers?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17It's false.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Charles II let Colonel Blood off
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and gave him his own estate in Ireland.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23And if that's not a compelling argument
0:09:23 > 0:09:26for getting rid of the monarchy, I don't know what is.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Indeed. Lewis, you are off and running in this round.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30You've taken the lead.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33And it's your turn to pick a category.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Can I have Oliver Cromwell, please?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Yes, you can have Oliver Cromwell and here he is.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43True or false - during my reign as Lord Protector, I banned theatre.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46So, Oliver Cromwell banned theatre.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Is that true or is that false?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Everybody thinks it's true.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Let's go back to Oliver Cromwell and find out the answer.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It's true.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I also banned horse racing, dancing around the maypole,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01church music, Christmas and Easter.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Anything fun, basically.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I should have banned game shows as well.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Well, he's a bag of fun, isn't he?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well played, everyone, that's a point apiece.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13And, Oscar, it's your turn to pick.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Can I have King James I, please?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Another question from Oliver Cromwell.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20True or false - King James I was obsessed with washing himself
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and took five baths a day.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27So King James I took five baths a day.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Is that true or is that false?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Well, Lewis thinks it's true, Oscar and Amelie think it's false.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- What's the answer?- It's false.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38James I almost never washed his body
0:10:38 > 0:10:41and liked only to wash his fingers in a bowl of water.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45In Stuart times, doctors thought washing was bad for your health.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- And they were right! - Well played, you two.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54That means we are all square going into the final question in this
0:10:54 > 0:10:59round and it is a question on Queen Christina from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04True or false - Queen Christina of Sweden hated fleas
0:11:04 > 0:11:09so much she had a tiny cannon made which fired tiny balls at the fleas.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Thanks, Rattus.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Queen Christina of Sweden hated fleas
0:11:12 > 0:11:16so much she had a tiny cannon made which fired tiny balls at the fleas.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Is that true or is that false?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Well, Amelie and Lewis have agreed this time with false.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oscar thinks it's true. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Well, it's true.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Do you know, I must get hold of one, Dave. Ow, Marcus!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- He's my pet flea. - Yes, I know who he is. Ahem.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oscar, congratulations, you've done it again.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42At the last minute there, you've claimed another Year Sphere.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Please help yourself.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oscar's through to play the Stuart game, then, but will it be just
0:11:49 > 0:11:53him or will the others get to play too? Let's find out.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's an all-play silly game,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59so off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Go on, Lewis.- It smells horrible!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Oh, yeah, Rattus lives here. - Got on, Oscar, you know the way.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh, stinky!
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Yeah, very, very stinky.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait done,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14he insisted that Dutch artist Peter Lely paint him...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Warts and all!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17It's time to play...
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Three portraits of Oliver Cromwell, but where are those warts?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25That's where you come in.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Use your paintbrushes to fire warts onto your portraits.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32The person with the most warts on their Oliver's face
0:12:32 > 0:12:34in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36In three, two, one.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37KLAXON BLARES
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Off they go, then. Loaded up with a wart apiece.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Who's going to score first? And it's Oscar. Oscar lands one perfectly.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Look at this.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48He's into a metronomic rhythm already. Look at that!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Two already, Rattus.- Fantastic. - Oh, there's a third.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54He's literally putting the wart on the paddle,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57walking up to the picture and, boom, there's a fourth!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Boom! Fantastic wartwork.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03It's superb but let's not rule out Lewis at this stage.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05He's landed a few of his own there.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Of course, there are only certain areas of the portrait
0:13:07 > 0:13:11where the warts will actually stick. Chin, cheek, forehead.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Pretty much everywhere.- Everywhere. Is that one for Amelie?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's one on his chinny chin there, Dave.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19It's beautifully placed right on the end of the chain.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, it's a wart!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24And after a slow start, Lewis seems to be catching up with Oscar here.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Look at that, Lewis is level. Lewis has come back to level with Oscar.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Don't forget to download the Gory Games app
0:13:32 > 0:13:34if you want to join in at home.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Do it now, you wart.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39All right, Rattus. Oscar and Lewis passing the lead between them.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41This is nail-biting stuff
0:13:41 > 0:13:45and Amelie has made a lovely warty pile next to her portrait.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Looking at that, Lewis has just edged into the lead here
0:13:49 > 0:13:52but Oscar equalises immediately, this is incredibly close.
0:13:52 > 0:13:5430 seconds remaining.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Dave, I've got a friend who's covered in warts
0:13:57 > 0:13:59but the girls still really fancy him.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Is he a toad?- You know me too well.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04The girls in question were also toads, then, good.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07This is close. 11 apiece between the boys.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Is it going to be Oscar or Lewis?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Lewis goes ahead. Oscar equalises immediately.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17This really is going to go down to the wire. It's a wart-off.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's a wart frenzy. Warts fill the air here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oscar is just in the lead and he's done it!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Oscar has taken it by the odd wart in 27.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31By which I mean he scored 14 and Lewis scored 13.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Warts.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, well done, everybody, well played, well played, well played.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Excellent work. Who are you? - Oh, she's with me, Dave.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43We're halfway through the show, it's time for an ad break.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47This Stuart housewife covered her entire house with Smellit Bang.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Well, actually, I did. And now all the germs are gone.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Ugh.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Having been been replaced by far scarier germs, by the look of it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03She probably already had the plague.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Smellit Bang - if it smells this bad, it must be working.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11For heaven's sake, Rattus. Big Tony, in your own time, fella.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Crikey.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14I hope you get better.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I'm so sorry, Oscar, please, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28I'll tell you what, Rattus, this is beginning to smell a bit lemony.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Smellit Bang - now with added citrus.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I've been eating a lot of lemons.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Of course you have.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Right, Round Three, over to the Gory Grid to find out what's next.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41It's the savage Stone Age.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44And here are your four Stone Age topics.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52So, Lewis, it is your turn to lead us off this time.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53What do you fancy?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Can I have archaeology, please? - Archaeology? You can indeed.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Archaeologists study coprolites to work out what cavepeople
0:16:01 > 0:16:03ate in the Stone Age.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05But what is a coprolite? Is it...?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14What is a coprolite?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Dave knows this one. He's a fossil.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Thank you, Rattus. Very tricky but is it A, B or C?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Show me your answers now, please.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Amelie and Lewis have agreed on B, Oscar thinks it's C.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I can tell you that the answer is...
0:16:29 > 0:16:33B - a coprolite is a fossilised poo.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Analysis of the poo can help scientists work out what food
0:16:37 > 0:16:39went into making that poo.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, I could get into archaeology!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I wouldn't put it past you, actually, Rattus.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46OK, that's a point each for Amelie and Lewis.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Oscar, your turn to pick a topic. - Erm, Australia, please.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You certainly can. Let's hear that question.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57What was custom for Australian Stone Age boys to do when reach manhood?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59A, drop a rock on foot...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Ow!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03..B, drink blood of mammoth...
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Gu-gu-gu-gu gu-gu-gu-gu!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08..C, knock two front teeth out. Kuh-lonk!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12So what was it customary for Australian Stone Age boys to do
0:17:12 > 0:17:15when they reached manhood?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Show me your answers now, please.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oscar thinks it's A, the others think it's C.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29What's the answer, please?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33The answer is C - they knocked two front teeth out. Me not Aussie, see?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Eh?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Fine pair of gnashers.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Well done again, Amelie and Lewis,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40charging into the lead in this round.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oscar, lagging behind slightly but you've already got three
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Year Spheres, so there's nothing to worry about there.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Amelie, your turn to pick. - Can I have hunting, please?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You certainly can. What's the question, please?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53During sacred hunting rituals,
0:17:53 > 0:17:56what did we wear to give us good luck?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08So, during their sacred hunting rituals,
0:18:08 > 0:18:12what did Stone Age men wear to give them good luck?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Show me your answers now, please.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oscar and Lewis agreeing this time on C, Amelie thinks it's A.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29What's the answer, please?
0:18:29 > 0:18:34Answer is A - hat with deer antlers like one me wearing now.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Ugh, who steal hat?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41So, Amelie, you've taken a very timely lead in this round.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Just one topic left in this round and it's on Neanderthals.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I have a question.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, I know! It's A...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- or B or C.- Thank you, Rattus.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05So, what do you think?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Show me those answers now, please.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oscar and Amelie agree on C, Lewis thinks it's A.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11What's the answer?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16The answer is B, 25,000 years ago.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Bad luck, everybody. Neanderthals died out 25,000 years ago.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Are you absolutely sure, Dave?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27You know, have you ever had your DNA tested? Just asking. Just asking.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I know what you're implying, Rattus, and I don't find it amusing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Congratulations, Amelie, you have won the Year Sphere.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Help yourself, please.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Let's hope it's not a stinker.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Although, now you can get rid of stinks with an even worse stink,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Smellit Bang.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Amelie, as the winner of the quiz,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50you are through to play the Stone Age game
0:19:50 > 0:19:53but will it be just you, or is everyone else coming along too?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Let's find out.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00It's a single-player brainy game, so go on, Amelie.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You really need air-conditioning here.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06That is actually a very good idea.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Archaeologists have discovered cave paintings
0:20:10 > 0:20:14revealing that Stone Age man wrote using their own version of emojis.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Ooh, amazed face!- Indeed.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- It's time to play... - Hashtag Stone Age.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Eight emojis, but only five of them are genuine Stone Age symbols.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Your challenge is to work out which five.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Chose five emojis and move them to the cave painting.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Whack the boulder with your club to find out how many you've got right.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Keep trying different combinations until you get all five right,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40but you've got to be quick, as you're against the clock.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Your time starts now.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44HOOTER BLASTS
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Hashtags away!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Ooh, there's a very quick start, very decisive stuff from Amelie.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Of course, you can get involved in the action at home
0:20:52 > 0:20:54by downloading the Gory Games app.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Is it just me, Dave, or does that spirally one look a bit like a poo?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's just you, Rattus.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Everything looks like poo to you. Amelie's got two more to choose.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06There's a smiley face.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09This is looking very good.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12And a hashtag. Now, then, how many has she got?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You have four correct.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17She's got four right already, Rattus.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's going to be a quick game, Dave.
0:21:20 > 0:21:2130 seconds remaining.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24She's taken off the double pyramidy-type thing
0:21:24 > 0:21:26and what's she going to put back on?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Oh, it's the swirl.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30You have all five correct.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Wow, that is extraordinary
0:21:31 > 0:21:36and there's a sort of Egyptian dance of celebration going on there.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Well done, Amelie. Well done, well done.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Hashtag happy face.- Indeed.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Amelie, that was amazing. Did you know them or was it guesswork?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- It was mostly guesswork. - Was it?- Yeah.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Those were lucky guesses and you only needed one substitution.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56- Yeah.- Amazing.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Stone Age man really did leave emoji messages,
0:21:59 > 0:22:00including a hashtag symbol,
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- much like we use today. - My, hasn't mankind moved on!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Yeah, exactly, Rattus, we certainly have.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09It's the final round,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12so over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Which is an all-play silly game,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22so off the lot of you go down the Time Sewer. Lead us off, Lewis.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Bye!- Bye, Amelie.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- See you, Oscar.- Bye, Dave.- Bye.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Henry VIII was a mighty and powerful king.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- But he couldn't do a poo without some help.- No, he couldn't.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's time to play...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Groom Of The Stool.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41You are the groom of the stool.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44When Henry hollers, you'll need to collect his chamber pot
0:22:44 > 0:22:46and check his business.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- This was an actual job!- It was.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52In the meantime, you have to brick up the door to the king's bedroom
0:22:52 > 0:22:53so he can have a safe night's sleep.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56The first to brick up the doorway wins a Year Sphere.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58The game starts in three...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- ..number two... - ..number ones!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Go! HOOTER BLASTS
0:23:03 > 0:23:07And groom of the stool is go, go, go, Rattus!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And it's time to test the grooms' bricklaying abilities
0:23:09 > 0:23:11before Henry VIII go, go, goes!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- HENRY VIII:- I'm finished!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Poo duty calls already. Better not keep the king waiting.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Henry VIII has done a poo and it's all being poured out there.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- They've groomed his stool, Rattus, that's what's happened there.- Ha-ha!
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Now it's back to the bricklaying.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Towards the end of his life, Henry became so terrified of assassins
0:23:29 > 0:23:31that he bricked his door up at night.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35That's right, Dave, but what if the groom of the stool was the assassin?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, that's a good point.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Awkward.- I'm finished!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oh, Henry's going again.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Oh, he's slipped over!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oscar has slipped in something unmentionable there
0:23:45 > 0:23:47and it's best not dwelt on, really, that.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50What he's going through now, it could have an effect on him
0:23:50 > 0:23:53in years to come, let's just leave it at that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Now, then, Amelie's starting again. - She is.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Now, Oscar seems to have got the first piece in place here.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02That's a very solid central block.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Lewis seems to be making some sort of Modernist sculpture,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09but Amelie has the right idea, I think.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oscar is getting the pattern together.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- LOUD RASPBERRY - I'm finished!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, and Henry VIII,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20he must have eaten something that disagreed with him last night,
0:24:20 > 0:24:23because there's stuff coming out of him at a rate of knots here, Rattus.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Dave, I don't know if you can smell it from where you're sitting,
0:24:26 > 0:24:30but I can certainly smell it from where I am.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Oscar has come from nowhere here, Rattus.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34While we were wittering,
0:24:34 > 0:24:38he has come from nowhere and he is only one piece away.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I think we'll see that in a few seconds' time,
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Henry VIII will be bricked up.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46FANFARE And that is it.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48He is safe as houses tonight
0:24:48 > 0:24:50to fill his bedroom with his own stools.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Back you come. Well played, well played, all of you.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Excellent work.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00That's it, that's it, Oscar, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02The final one.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Now, then, time to count up those Year Spheres, and remember,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08AD years are added to your total
0:25:08 > 0:25:12BC years are subtracted from it.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Lewis, you don't have any Year Spheres,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17but Oscar and Amelie may end up with minus scores yet.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20OK, Oscar, let's have a look in that first sphere of yours.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Oh, it's a good one, 1948 AD.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28The NHS began that year. Let's have a look in that second one.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35That's it, very good. 1756 AD.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born that year, believe it or not.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Let's have a look at the third one.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Oh, you're on a great run here.
0:25:42 > 0:25:441893 AD.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47New Zealand became the first country in the world to give women the vote.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49This is the crucial one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51What have you got there, Oscar?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Well, it's not great, but it's not terrible.
0:25:54 > 0:25:5944 BC, Julius Caesar was murdered that year.
0:25:59 > 0:26:07That gives you a very, very impressive score of 5,553 points.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Amelie, you'll have to go some to beat that.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Let's open up the first sphere.
0:26:13 > 0:26:161599 AD, a decent start.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Shakespeare's Globe Theatre was opened that year.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20And your second one.
0:26:23 > 0:26:251286 AD.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Well, all ADs. Eyeglasses invented in Italy that year.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35That, Amelie, gives you a total of 2,885.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Lewis, you've got zero.- Yeah.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Under different circumstances, that could have been enough.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Today, however, it's not,
0:26:42 > 0:26:47and that means today's winner, with 5,553 points, is Oscar.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Yes, he's celebrating, but come on, Rattus,
0:26:51 > 0:26:55what terrible prize have you dredged out of the sewer this time?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh, I haven't dredged something out the sewer, Dave.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00I've got something even better.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- It's a bottle of Smellit Bang, isn't it?- How did you guess?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Let's just call it instinct.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Congratulations, Oscar. I'm sorry it's Smellit Bang, but there we are.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Them's the breaks.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12At least, on the bright side,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15you don't actually have to go home through the Time Sewer.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Amelie and Lewis, I'm afraid you do.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Good luck down there. It's pretty disgusting.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Bye!- Bye!- Bye!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:25 > 0:27:29if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- I've been Dave Lamb.- And I've been sponsored by Smellit Bang!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36And don't we all know it? That was Gory Games.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Goodbye!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# You better turn off, this show ain't for you
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