Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Entrez vous!- Rattus, we're on in a minute and I can't find my shirt.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, I think it's just down there next to the...

0:00:08 > 0:00:09banana skin.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12What have you done to it?!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15What? It's your fault for leaving it lying around.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17You know I'll eat anything that looks revolting.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you

0:00:33 > 0:00:34# Still watching?

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Then let's test your brains

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# With Horrible History's Gory Games

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Horrible History's Gory

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Games! #

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, starring me, Rattus Rattus,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and also featuring...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Honestly, Dave, look at yourself, you're a shambles!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Did nobody tell you you were going to be on the telly?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Let's meet today's Horrible Historians, shall we?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Hi, I'm Sas and I'm from Staffordshire!- Hiya, Sas!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hi, I'm Zak and I'm from London!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hello, Zak.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hi, I'm Annabel and I'm from Hertfordshire!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hello, Annabel.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Welcome, everyone.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Right, you are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

0:01:22 > 0:01:26will win a prize fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28And don't forget you can play along at home, too.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31You can win Year Spheres and everything.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Just download the app from the CBBC website, it's brilliant.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It IS brilliant, he's completely right about that.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Time to crack on with Round One.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Annabel, I noticed the double fist clench,

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- are you pleased about that? - I love the Greeks.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh! It couldn't have turned out better for you!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Four questions on the Groovy Greeks coming up.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02And your four Greek topics are...

0:02:08 > 0:02:11So, Annabel, you get to pick first, what will you have?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Um, can I have Olympics, please?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19True or false - in one famous Olympic wrestling bout,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Damoxenos punched Creugas in the belly

0:02:22 > 0:02:24but had sharp fingernails

0:02:24 > 0:02:28so he accidentally pulled out Creugas' guts.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Rattus there, putting the "gory" into Gory Games.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32HE LAUGHS

0:02:32 > 0:02:36So, what do you think? Did Damoxenos pull out Creugas' guts?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Is that true or is that false?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Ooh, Annabel thinks it's true, Zak and Sas both think it's false.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44What's the answer, Rattus?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's true.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50This was against the rules, so Damoxenos was disqualified,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53giving victory to Creugas, the dead man.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Annabel, well done, that is the first point to you.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Zak, what would you like? - Sacrifices.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Let's hear that question.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Is this true or false?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16After the ancient Greeks sacrificed a bull to the gods,

0:03:16 > 0:03:20they held a legal trial and found the knife guilty of murder -

0:03:20 > 0:03:23is that true or is that false? Let's have a look.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Ooh, everybody's gone for false. What's the answer, please?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's true.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Wow, bad luck, everyone. No points to be awarded there.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34So, Sas, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Evil Spirits, please. - Let's hear that question.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40True or false - ancient Greeks kept evil spirits from getting into

0:03:40 > 0:03:43their houses by leaving a dead goat on the front step.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Don't know about evil spirits,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47but that certainly wouldn't keep rats away.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, I don't suppose it would. So what do you think?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Is that true or is that false?

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Wow, Annabel and Zak agreeing with false, Sas thinks that's true.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- What's the answer, please? - It's false. That'd never work.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You had to paint tar around the door

0:04:03 > 0:04:06so the spirits would get stuck in it, obvs.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11Obvs. So, Annabel and Zak, that is a point apiece.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13One question left in this round.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16It is a question on weddings, and here it comes.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19True or false - a Spartan wedding ceremony involved

0:04:19 > 0:04:21the bridesmaid shaving the bride's head.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Are you a Spartan bride, Dave?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28No, I'm not. So, a Spartan wedding ceremony involved the bridesmaid

0:04:28 > 0:04:32shaving the bride's head - is that true or is that false?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Sas thinks it's false, Annabel and Zak again agreeing on true.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37What's the answer, please?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41It's true! They also wore men's clothes!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Are you sure you're not a Spartan bride, Dave?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Yes, I'm sure, thank you, Rattus! - Hm.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50So, another point for Annabel, another point for Zak.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55At the end of that round, it's clear that Annabel has won the first

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Year Sphere, and that means it's time for me to say

0:04:58 > 0:05:03all hail the Potty Pyramid!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05# Ah-ah

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Ah-ah. #

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Choose wisely, Annabel.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Yes, because AD dates will be added to your total

0:05:13 > 0:05:16but BC dates will be subtracted from it.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Now, winning the Greek quiz means Annabel is automatically

0:05:19 > 0:05:21through to play the Greek game,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24but will she be alone or will the others get to play, too?

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Let's have a look, shall we?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, it's a single player silly game.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34So, Annabel, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh, it's stinks.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41The Spartans were super soldiers

0:05:41 > 0:05:43and they learned warrior skills from the age of seven.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's time to play...

0:05:47 > 0:05:50At Spartan school, children were taught that thieving and sneaking

0:05:50 > 0:05:52were an important part of being a soldier.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56You are a sneaky Spartan and must steal the sleeping soldier's lunch

0:05:56 > 0:05:59without being detected. Climb through the vines,

0:05:59 > 0:06:03but don't touch one or a bell will ring, disturbing the soldier.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Disturb him three times and it's game over. Your mission starts now.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10KLAXON BLARES And Annabel is on her way.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Crikey, Annabel, maybe she should change it to ANNA-NO-BELL

0:06:13 > 0:06:15just for the duration of this game.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Here's a weird Spartan fact for you, Rattus. If you cried out in pain

0:06:18 > 0:06:21while you were fighting, they would punish your best friend as well.

0:06:21 > 0:06:27Well, lucky that's not us, Dave, cos you are a total wuss!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Ah, am I your best friend?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31No. Oh, shut up!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah, I am.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm his best friend.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Anyway, Annabel is on to the second set of vines.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Look at her trying to manoeuvre herself there through that tiny gap.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44BELL RINGS Oh, but she's rung the bell, Rattus.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Tinkle-dinkle.- Two more rings and she is in massive trouble.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Annabel's on tiptoes there.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Dave, why do they call it tiptoes?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Well, in your case cos your feet smell like a rubbish tip.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Rattus? He's sulking.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01That soldier looks like he's in deep sleep but Annabel needs to be

0:07:01 > 0:07:05very careful because it's game over if she rings three bells.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06That was almost number two.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Well, now does she really need to go through this bit? This bit...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11BELL RINGS ..looks a bit dodgy to me, Rattus.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Tinkle-tinkle.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16He stirred a second time. That means she's only got one ring left

0:07:16 > 0:07:19but she's very close - there's the lunch, we can see the lunch, Rattus.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22She can almost reach out and touch it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25It looks like it's a chicken sandwich, and she's got the lunch!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27The soldier will be absolutely livid

0:07:27 > 0:07:30when he finds out a sneaky Spartan has nabbed his sandwich.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31You go, girl!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Congratulations, Annabel. Excellent work.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37# Ah-ah

0:07:37 > 0:07:39# Ah-ah. #

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I wonder if that's going to be a good one? We'll find out later on.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45And we're going on to Round Two.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Here are your all-important Victorian topics...

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Zak, it's your turn to pick first this time.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Um, I'll do Potatoes. - That is a prop question.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Prop question.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- ALL:- Prop question. Prop question. Prop question.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15There we go - a bandage and a potato.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18In Victorian times, strapping a baked potato to your head

0:08:18 > 0:08:20was supposed to be a cure for what?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Rattus, have you chewed this?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Might have.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's unhelpful.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oi, enough.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36It's very tricky but is it A, B or C? Show me now, please.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Interesting, Annabel and Sas have agreed on A, Zak thinks it's C.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I can tell you that the answer is...

0:08:44 > 0:08:48A, an earache.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Let me demonstrate that for you.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52That would go around there

0:08:52 > 0:08:54and then on goes the potato -

0:08:54 > 0:08:57and that was medicine.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00THEY LAUGH

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Go on, then, fill your boots.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07OK, so that's a point each for Annabel and Sas.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08A good start, this round.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10HE GULPS AND BURPS

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm so sorry about him.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- OK, Sas, what topic would you like next?- Prisons, please.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Prisons - let's hear that question.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Victorian prisons were horrible places where convicts had to

0:09:20 > 0:09:24do unpleasant tasks, but which of these was not one of them?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35So, what do you think?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38HE READS THE OPTIONS

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Let's see those answers now, please.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oh, complete disagreement. What's the actual answer?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50The answer is A. They did not have to count sand.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Imagine having to stay silent for weeks at a time.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Why don't you give it a go? - OK, then.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- No, can't do it. - It was worth a try.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01That's a point for Annabel, well played indeed.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Annabel, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Can I have Food, please?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07You certainly can.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12Which of these was eaten as a delicacy by posh Victorians?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Here's a clue - I've eaten all three.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Not so much a clue, more of a confession,

0:10:25 > 0:10:26I would've thought, Rattus.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28So is it A, B or C?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Let's see your answers now, please.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Oh, everyone thinks it's B, complete agreement. What's the answer?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37The answer is B.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Posh Victorians ate whale phlegm.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I guess there are some plusses to being poor.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Ooh, Dave, do you want some rat phlegm?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46HE COUGHS UP PHLEGM

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Stop it. Swallow it.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50HE GULPS

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Thank you. Oof, unpleasant.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Well, there's a point there for everybody. Annabel gets one,

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Zak gets one and Sas gets one. And it's the last topic of the round,

0:11:00 > 0:11:03it's on Maids, and here comes the question.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07A Victorian parlour maid often did 16 hours of housework per day

0:11:07 > 0:11:11and worked 6½ days per week.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14But how much were they paid for an entire year?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Bet even Dave gets paid more than £60 a year.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Just about. Is it A, B or C?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Let's see those answers now, please.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Annabel and Sas agreeing with B, Zak thinks it's A.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34What's the answer, please?

0:11:34 > 0:11:39The answer is B. They were paid £6 per year.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44Wow, a whole £6. Dare to dream.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Extraordinary.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Annabel and Sas score there,

0:11:47 > 0:11:51and at the end of the round, Annabel, it's you again -

0:11:51 > 0:11:54another Year Sphere. Congratulations, help yourself.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55# Ah-ah

0:11:55 > 0:11:56# Ah-ah. #

0:11:56 > 0:11:59OK, Annabel, you are through to play the Victorian game,

0:11:59 > 0:12:03but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Let's have a look, shall we?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09It's an all-play scary game,

0:12:09 > 0:12:11so off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Aargh!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Rattus, there's a gladiator in the Time Sewer!- Yes, I can see!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Well, how's he got down there, then?

0:12:17 > 0:12:22Well, it is possible somebody chewed a hole in the Time Sewer.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, that's great, thanks for that, Rattus!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Just do something to sort this out! Do something!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Well, I have, I've wee'd myself!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Oh, that's brilliant, Rattus! Aah!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Urgh!

0:12:34 > 0:12:39Right, well, um, OK, er, well, you guys, off down the Time Sewer

0:12:39 > 0:12:41while the gladiator's over there,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43and watch out for any other gladiators.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Er...see you in a bit! - Oh, what's that smell?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Bye! Thanks for coming! Close the door behind you, please!

0:12:49 > 0:12:53It's time to do some scrambling - not like a rat up a drainpipe

0:12:53 > 0:12:57but like a Victorian child up a chimney. Let's play...

0:12:59 > 0:13:02You have to whiz up and down the chimney,

0:13:02 > 0:13:04clearing four blockages one by one.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Then pop your sweep brush out the top of the chimney.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11The first person to do so is the winner.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13In three, two, one.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15KLAXON BLARES

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Ah, Dave, you're back.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Yeah, I think I lost the gladiator in the canteen.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Right, they're off, and straightaway Sas is moving quickly.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Zak too. And Annabel is also underway.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28That's the first bird's nest there.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Yeah, and they've already brought them back, Zak and Sas,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33they really are moving fast here, Rattus.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's a very, very tight race.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39The Victorians only made putting boys up chimneys illegal in 1832.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Do you remember it, Dave? - Leave it! But, yes, yes, I do.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45That's the second blockage out of the way, Rattus,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47here they go up. Look at Sas go!

0:13:47 > 0:13:50That is quick chimney climbing, in my book.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Extraordinary.- Quite extraordinary.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56And she's already set free that third obstacle.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00And here comes the Head Sweep, look at him prodding them

0:14:00 > 0:14:04with pins to make them work harder. Oh, it makes you weep.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Dave, the writer Charles Dickens called for putting boys up chimneys

0:14:08 > 0:14:10to be banned.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Well, he always had "Great Expectations".

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Don't get it.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20Well, it's a book by Dickens. Sas is doing remarkably well here.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23That's it, that's the fourth obstacle delivered, and off she goes

0:14:23 > 0:14:26and I would suggest that nothing can stop her now, she's going to

0:14:26 > 0:14:31bang her head at the end, and just watch the sweep's brush emerge.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Here she goes and - pop! - the brush is out of the chimney,

0:14:35 > 0:14:39and that means that Sas has swept her way to a Year Sphere.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Zak there can't quite believe what's happened

0:14:41 > 0:14:44and the Master Sweep is utterly disgusted with him.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Welcome back, welcome back.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Well done, Sas. Well done. help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Straight up, took one. No messing about there, was there, Sas?- Nope.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Have you done any chimney sweeping before?- No.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Well, you look like you have. You were very, very quick.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Right, it's Round Three and it's over to the Gory Grid

0:15:03 > 0:15:04to find out what's up next.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Four questions as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Sas, it is your turn to go first this time, which would you like?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Superstitions, please.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Superstitions. Let's hear that question.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Bet you don't know this one. My question is...

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Ooh, I do not like the sound of a cat with wings.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55That's pretty much his worst nightmare, to be fair.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58OK, is it A, B or C?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Ooh, everyone thinks it's a different thing. What's the answer?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05The answer is C.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08A Panoti was a man with the ears of an elephant.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Everybody knows that.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Of course, everyone knows that, right(?)

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I didn't know that. - I didn't know that.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Annabel did know that, so she has one point.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Annabel, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Um, can I have Cures, please?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24You certainly can, let's have the question on Cures.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27In the Middle Ages, what would a mother rub on her baby's gums

0:16:27 > 0:16:29to cure teething pains?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40HE READS THE OPTIONS

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Show me your answers now, please.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, again, a complete spread of answers,

0:16:47 > 0:16:49everyone disagreeing with each other.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51What is the actual answer, please?

0:16:51 > 0:16:52The answer is A.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Boiled hare brains were used to cure teething pains.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Yes, thankfully we've moved on a bit from there and Zak has moved on

0:17:00 > 0:17:04from zero, he's got his first point of this round. Congratulations, Zak.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Zak, it's your turn to pick.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Can I choose Takeaways? - You certainly can, Zak.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12In the Middle Ages you could get takeaway food delivered

0:17:12 > 0:17:16to your door, but which of these was not a popular Middle Ages takeaway?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26I can think of one rat I'd like to see on a stick.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, I've upset him.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Which of these was NOT a popular Middle Ages takeaway?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33HE READS THE OPTIONS

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Everybody has gone for B. Are they all right or are they all wrong?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Let's find out.- The answer is C.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Rat on a stick was not a popular Middle Ages takeaway.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Give me a sheep's foot any day.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52HE LAUGHS

0:17:52 > 0:17:54More's the pity, in my opinion, but there we are.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Unlucky, no points scored there.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59We have one topic left in this round,

0:17:59 > 0:18:02it is the Peasants' Revolt, and here comes the question.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06During the famous Peasants' Revolt of 1381, what did the peasants do

0:18:06 > 0:18:08when they came across the Archbishop of Canterbury?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16What could it be?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18HE READS THE OPTIONS

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Show me now, please.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Everyone's agreeing. Everyone's agreeing on A, what's the answer?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31The answer is B. The peasants chopped his head off.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Told you the peasants were revolting.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I did a funny!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41In fact, the archbishop's head is still kept in a church in Suffolk,

0:18:41 > 0:18:43that's if you want to go and see it.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Yeah, I think I might pass on that one, Rattus.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50So no points there again, I think it shows how tricky that category was.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53What we have at the end of it is something rather exciting -

0:18:53 > 0:18:56it's a tie-breaker situation between Annabel and Zak.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Fingers on your buzzers.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Beginning with the letter R,

0:19:00 > 0:19:04what flower was used to represent the two sides...

0:19:04 > 0:19:05ATCHOO!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Annabel.- Rose. - Oh, what an interruption!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11..the two sides during the war between Yorkshire and Lancashire,

0:19:11 > 0:19:13the War Of The Roses.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Congratulations, Annabel, you're completely correct.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19# Ah-ah

0:19:19 > 0:19:21# Ah-ah. #

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Let's just hope Rattus hasn't chewed it.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26No, I don't see why you think I should.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Well, possibly cos of the state of my shirt?- Ah.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- And the Time Sewer.- Ah.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yeah, "ah." OK, Annabel, as the winner of the Middle Ages quiz,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37you're through to play the Middle Ages game, but will you be playing

0:19:37 > 0:19:41alone or will the others get to play with you? Let's find out, shall we?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, it's a single-player brainy game,

0:19:45 > 0:19:48so off down the Time Sewer on your own, please, Annabel.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Bye.- Bye.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54King Louis XI of France was the proud owner of a highly

0:19:54 > 0:19:57unusual instrument. It's time to play...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Each piano key triggers a spike,

0:20:01 > 0:20:03pricking a pig and causing it to squeal.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10The sequence gets one squeal longer each time.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit

0:20:13 > 0:20:16and you'll win a Year Sphere. Let's get squealing.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19HE SQUEALS

0:20:19 > 0:20:22KLAXON BLARES

0:20:22 > 0:20:25So, let's concentrate on the first sequence.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27She needs to remember the order of the squeals.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31PIGS SQUEAL

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Annabel sets about that with great confidence. Yeah, lovely.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Here comes the sixth squeaker.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41PIGS SQUEAL

0:20:41 > 0:20:43There it is, it's her second piggy for the sixth one.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Three to go. There she goes.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Oh, and one of those pigs just let one go, Rattus.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Well, that's a shame to see.- Oh!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, you would not want to be Annabel at this moment

0:20:54 > 0:20:57because there must be an appalling stench there.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You've got to love a pig piano, Rattus.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02My question is, did anyone ever make a chicken cello?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Cos they should've done.- They so should have.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I would have loved to see the chicken cello.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'd like to have seen that, too.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Oh! Another pig lets one go.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14What has it been eating, Rattus?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Everything, Dave, it's a pig.- Of course.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh, this is the eighth squeal sequence, she's done a great job

0:21:20 > 0:21:23of remembering the order so far, can she do this one?

0:21:23 > 0:21:29Three, four, five,

0:21:29 > 0:21:32six, seven,

0:21:32 > 0:21:34eight...

0:21:34 > 0:21:37She's just got one more sequence to remember here. One extra one,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39and she's got the Sphere, Rattus.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42There it goes again, one, two, three, four, there's the fifth,

0:21:42 > 0:21:43there's the sixth,

0:21:43 > 0:21:46seventh, eighth. Now, this is the new one.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Right, it's right next door, can Annabel remember this?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Here she goes. Through the smoke.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's six, just three to go.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- I can't remember it, Dave! Can she do it?- It's that one there!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Yeah, she's done it! She has done it!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04She's just conquered the Pig Piano!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Congratulations, Annabel.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Help yourself straightaway to a Year Sphere, why don't you?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Tremendous work.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Right, it's the final round,

0:22:13 > 0:22:16so it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's the Rotten Romans.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, it's the Rotten Romans!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25So it's a big all-play messy game.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Down the Time Sewer with the lot of you, please. Bye.- Bye!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Watch out for gladiators!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- This is one of Rattus's games. - Yes, it's time to go...

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Your job is to collect the stercus from the cesspit,

0:22:42 > 0:22:46carry it along your lane and slop it into your measuring cylinder.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Whoever collects the most gets the Year Sphere.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51In three, two, one!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY KLAXON BLARES

0:22:54 > 0:22:56And they're off!

0:22:56 > 0:23:00And gathering stercus, or dung or poo, call it what you like.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03And down the lane they go, Sas taking an early lead there.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06For someone who looked a bit reluctant, she's doing very well.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Zak's just behind her with a bucket full of poo,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11but over in the green lane it's a different story.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Annabel looks very tentative around the poo there,

0:23:13 > 0:23:16she's just got to give over to it and let herself get covered in it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- That's right. - Later on you may find

0:23:19 > 0:23:23that a lot of stercus gets dropped from above

0:23:23 > 0:23:26and at that point it really does become unplayable.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Look at that, delivering a very fine payload there.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Zak also doing nicely.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Annabel still a bit gingerly walking down the lane,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- trying not to get dirty, it doesn't work.- It's impossible, Dave,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41to get through this game without getting absolutely filthy.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, and Sas has realised that,

0:23:43 > 0:23:47and as a result is just revelling in the muck.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Oh!

0:23:48 > 0:23:52What a tumble that was from Zak, by the way, incredible tumble,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55a very heavy fall. He looks to be fine, though,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57and he's delivering poo like nobody's business.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Well, everybody's business.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Now, let's watch Sas,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02she's making her way up the lane,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04lovely little hurdle there,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06down the end and there, it's delivered.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09It's textbook, Rattus, it's absolutely textbook.

0:24:09 > 0:24:1230 seconds remaining.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Two words - poo drop.- Oh!

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Now things are going to get very, very slippery indeed.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21It's going to be hard for Annabel to stay clean now!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25This is going to get very messy! And Sas is down.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Zak can't really move about, he looks like he is going to be

0:24:29 > 0:24:32sliding around on there for some time to come.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Anyone scores any points, they're doing remarkably well, Rattus.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39No, it's not going to happen. KLAXON BLARES

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Sas may be tumbling around like Bambi on ice there,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44but she's got this one in the bag.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Oh, look at the state of you all.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Yeah, Sas, help yourself, well done, well done.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, that's a messy game, isn't it?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Well played, everybody, that's how we finished.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59It's time now to count up those Year Spheres. Remember,

0:24:59 > 0:25:04AD years are added to your total, BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Zak, you've got zero, but as you'll know from watching this programme,

0:25:08 > 0:25:11that can be a winning score, we know that.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15So, let's have a look at what Annabel has got.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Oh, it's a BC to start with, but it's not a disaster.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24347 BC, Plato, the Greek philosopher, died that year.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Oh, it's a good one, 1775 AD,

0:25:31 > 0:25:33the American Revolution began that year.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Let's have a look at the third.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Now we're motoring. 1858 AD,

0:25:38 > 0:25:40construction of Big Ben was completed that year.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Let's have a look at the next one.

0:25:42 > 0:25:451509 AD - what a run of form this is -

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Henry VIII ascended to the English throne.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Let's have a look at the last, crucial one.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Ah it's another AD, 1542 AD,

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Mary Queen of Scots was born that year.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58Which means that, Annabel,

0:25:58 > 0:26:03you have amassed a total of 6,337 points,

0:26:03 > 0:26:05which is pretty excellent.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09Zak, as we know, you've got zero. Unlucky.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11It hasn't worked out for you.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Sas, let's have a look at what you've got.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18800 AD, gunpowder was invented in China that year.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Let's have a look at the last one.

0:26:22 > 0:26:271933 AD, Hitler was appointed German Chancellor that year.

0:26:27 > 0:26:33You have ended up with a very, very creditable score of 2,733 points.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38Which means that today's winner is Annabel, with 6,337 points.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Congratulations, Annabel.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43And you have the excitement of receiving whatever nightmarish prize

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Rattus has spotted floating in the Time Sewers.

0:26:45 > 0:26:50Well, this week I've got a lovely Victorian prize - poo sticks.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Poo sticks? Well, that sounds like a perfectly innocent game.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56By which, I mean sticks covered in poo.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Of course you do.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Victorian children would rub a stick in poo

0:27:01 > 0:27:05and then wipe it on the door handles of rich people's houses.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Good old-fashioned fun. - Sounds appalling.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13Right, Annabel, sorry, that's the prize, it is literally a stinker.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Oh, oh, oh, Dave! Dave! There's someone here to see you!

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Urgh!

0:27:18 > 0:27:22All right, all right, I've got a poo stick and I'm not afraid to use it.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Stay back. Sas, Sas, open the Time Sewer for me.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Stay there, you. Is it wide open? Thank you.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Annabel, congratulations, there you go.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Urgh!

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Well, I'm afraid, Zak and Sas, there's only thing for it -

0:27:40 > 0:27:43you're going to have to go and help Dave down the Time Sewer.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47Off you go! Go on, Sas, get yourself down there.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- See you, Zak!- Bye!

0:27:50 > 0:27:54Remember, you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Check out the CBBC website.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00I've been Rattus Rattus, he's been Dave Lamb.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Help!

0:28:01 > 0:28:04And you've been watching Gory Games!

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