0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you.
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0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible History's Gory
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, starring me,
0:00:27 > 0:00:32Rattus Rattus, the author of Rotten Recipes!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33What? You've got a cookbook out?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Of course! All the really big stars do one, even if they can't cook!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40And I can't cook, so I'm the perfect candidate.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It says here, "As seen on MasterChef."
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I WAS on MasterChef!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Under the fridge in the background, eating a mouldy sausage.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Mouldy sausages in bin juice, page 67.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oh, yeah, it looks lovely, that, apart from the mouldy sausages
0:00:54 > 0:00:55and the bin juice.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Let's crack on, shall we? And meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Hi, I'm Aaliyah, and I'm from London!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hello, Aaliyah.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Freddie, and I'm from Staffordshire!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hello, Freddie.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'm Ellie, and I'm from Norwich!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Hello, Ellie!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Welcome, everyone.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Right, you are here to play for Year Spheres.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:19 > 0:01:21will win a prize cooked up by Rattus Rattus.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I see what you did there, Dave! Nice!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27And don't forget you can play along at home too,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31on the Gory Games app - just download it from the CBBC website.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35That's right, so let's get this show on the road with Round One.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's the Savage Stone Age.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Four questions on the Savage Stone Age coming up.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and your four Stone Age topics are...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Ellie, it is your turn to pick a topic first.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Shaving, please.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Shaving.- Oh, good choice.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Lovely choice because that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:02:05 > 0:02:11True or false - Stone Age people never shaved their hair.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12And I'd like to point out
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Dave is not, in fact, Stone Age, he's Bronze Age.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I'm not Bronze Age either.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20OK, here we go.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Stone Age people never shaved their hair, is that true or is that false?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Interesting. The girls have gone for true,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Freddie thinks it's false. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32It's false.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Stone razors have been discovered that date back to 30,000 BC.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well done, Freddie, that's the first point to you,
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and on top of that you get to pick the next topic.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Could I have Turkey, please?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46You certainly can. What's that question?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51True or false - in the first-ever town in Stone Age Turkey,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55people buried their dead relatives under their living room floor?
0:02:55 > 0:03:00So, in Stone Age Turkey, did people bury their dead relatives
0:03:00 > 0:03:04under their living room floor? Is that true or is that false?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Ooh, everybody thinks it's true - what's the answer, please?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11It true. Dead relatives under floor.
0:03:11 > 0:03:17Living room more DEADING room. Caveman do joke.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yes, very nearly.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well done, everybody, you're all off the mark now, which is always
0:03:22 > 0:03:24a nice state of affairs.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And, Aaliyah, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Can I have Bears, please?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You certainly can. Give us a question on Bears, fella.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35True or false - some cavemen kept bears as pets?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do you smell a rat?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I know- I- do.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oi!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Some cavemen kept bears as pets.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46So do you think that's true or is it perhaps false?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Let's see those answers, please.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Everybody thinking it's false this time.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Let's find out.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's true!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56We file down teeth so bear not bite us.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Caveman clever.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Ugh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yes, not THAT clever, as it turns out.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well, one question left in this round.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Everybody can still win the Year Sphere at this stage.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14The final topic is Orkney, and here is that question.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18True or false, yeah? Stone Age people who live in Orkney Islands
0:04:18 > 0:04:22had special rock pool tanks in their homes.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25True or false, true or false, true or false, true or false?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yeah, I think they get the idea, Rattus, thanks very much.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Stone Age people, then, who lived in the Orkney Islands had special
0:04:31 > 0:04:35rock pool tanks in their homes - is that true or is that false?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Show me now, please.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You are all agreeing, it's almost spooky.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41What's the answer, please?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It's true!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47They stored their seafood in rock pools to keep it fresh.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Cavemen smart.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Caveman stupid.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Everyone knows seafood is better when it's rotted a bit.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Rotten seafood, page 79.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01OK, let's not plug the book every round.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Thanks, Rattus.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, that's the end of the round - it was a low-scoring one cos
0:05:05 > 0:05:07they were difficult questions on cavemen,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10but at the end of it, Freddie, you have emerged victorious,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12which means the first Year Sphere is yours,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14and that in turn means it's time for me
0:05:14 > 0:05:19to say... all hail the potty pyramid.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Freddie, help yourself,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but choose carefully because AD dates will, of course, be added
0:05:28 > 0:05:32to your total score, while BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Um...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You've given that great thought
0:05:36 > 0:05:39and you're treating it with great reverence, well done, Freddie.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Now, winning the Stone Age quiz means Freddie is automatically
0:05:42 > 0:05:44through to play the Stone Age game,
0:05:44 > 0:05:46but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Let's find out.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's a single-player gory game,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57so, Freddie, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Ugh! This smells like my granny's pants.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I'd just like to take a couple of moments to apologise
0:06:06 > 0:06:10to Freddie's granny, um, I'm sure your pants are lovely.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Stone Age man used to eat every single part of the creatures
0:06:13 > 0:06:16they hunted, and I mean every single part.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17It's time to play...
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Take one mega bear, reach inside its guts,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25remove the contents of its stomach.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29To make a delicious Stone Age meal - page 42 of my book.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Stop plugging your book, Rattus!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34The ingredients for the meal are on the cave painting beside you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Fish them out and put them by the matching picture, but be quick,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41you have to finish it before the mega bear's family come home.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45In three, two, one. Here we go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, Freddie's diving straight into the mega bear there.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50He's already found the rat.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's upsetting for Rattus, but I'll tell you
0:06:54 > 0:06:57what I've noticed about the way Freddie plays this game - he's
0:06:57 > 0:07:02prepared to get his head right down and get his arms right in there.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Look at that, he's almost inside the bear there.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And there's the fish, that is the correct fish.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- And the rat there again, Rattus.- Oh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, I'm sorry you have to see that,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14it's upsetting for you, I know it is.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Yeah, now, that's a caveman's foot there, that's not actually
0:07:16 > 0:07:20on the Stone Age shopping list, although I'm sure they're delicious.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Oh. No, it's...- Oh, he thought that was the horse's hoof,
0:07:22 > 0:07:26realised it was the caveman's foot, and put it in the basket.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I like the way Freddie's doing this, he's working very,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31very quickly here, Rattus.
0:07:31 > 0:07:3230 seconds remaining.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35There's the cabbage as well -
0:07:35 > 0:07:37all he's got left is the horse's foot,
0:07:37 > 0:07:38otherwise known as a hoof.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hoof!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Now then, what's he got here?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44He has it, has he? He only has!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46He's got the hoof!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48The Mega Bear's Picnic is all over,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50and Freddie is left to celebrate,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53and that celebration has turned into a general clean-up,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55as he's got very bear-gutty hands.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Yeah, well done, Freddie, excellent. Get in!- Yeah!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Get yourself a Year Sphere, fella, well done.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- You have washed your hands, haven't you?- Yeah.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Yeah, go on, then, help yourself.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Hmm, take this one.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Lovely choice. Get that back on that podium of yours.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- It was excellent work - you made light work of that mega bear.- Yeah.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Do you know, I think I'm going to feature a mega bear stomach dish
0:08:15 > 0:08:19on my new cookery show, The Great British Scrape Off.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yeah, I think I'll give that a miss.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22On to Round Two now,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Here are the all-important Viking topics -
0:08:37 > 0:08:40So, Freddie, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Um, Viking Words, please.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Viking Words - that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Certainly is.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49What was a Viking legal court called...?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Stuff, thing, whatsit. Stuff, thing, whatsit.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Stuff, thing, whatsit. Stuff, thing, whatsit.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Stuff, thing, whatsit.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08So is it A, B or C?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Let's see your answers now, please.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Look at that, a complete spread of answers. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17The answer is B!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Yes!- A Viking legal court was called a thing, which is so dumb,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25but don't tell any Vikings I said that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27No, shtoom, shtoom on that one, I think.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29That's one point for you, Freddie.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Aaliyah, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Can I have Myths, please?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Of course you can. Let's hear that question.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39The question is - according to Viking myth, thunder was
0:09:39 > 0:09:41the sound of Norse god Thor doing what...?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Please be C! Please be C!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Please be C!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57It's not going to affect the answer, Rattus. I don't know.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00OK, here we go, do you think it's A, B or C?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Let's see your answers.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Ellie's gone for the passing wind, Rattus, you'll be delighted to hear.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What's the answer, please?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Let me put you out of your misery.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12The answer is A, riding his chariot across the sky.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18So no points there. Ellie, your turn to choose.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Cathedrals, please.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Cathedrals. Let's hear that question.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25St David's Cathedral on the most westerly point of Wales was
0:10:25 > 0:10:28built in a valley to hide it from us Vikings, but how many times
0:10:28 > 0:10:30did we attack and destroy it...?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38How many times did Vikings attack
0:10:38 > 0:10:42and destroy St David's Cathedral - was it A, B or C?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Show me now, please.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Well, Ellie and Freddie have agreed this time on C,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Aaliyah thinks it's B. What's the answer?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52The answer is C.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57We Vikings destroyed the cathedral 13 times - unlucky for some.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Unlucky for everyone, by the sound of it.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02OK, Ellie and Freddie, that's a point apiece.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Just one question left in this round.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's a question on Archbishops, and this is what it is.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10In 1012, the Archbishop of Canterbury was captured
0:11:10 > 0:11:13by us Vikings. When he refused to pay a ransom
0:11:13 > 0:11:15of silver, what did we do to him...?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27A, snake pit, B, sea, C, cow bones.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So B is SEA? I'm confused.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Try not to think about it, Rattus, it's quite simple.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36So is it A, B or C? Show me your answers, please.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Ellie thinks it's A, Freddie and Aaliyah agreeing that it's C -
0:11:40 > 0:11:42what's the answer?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46The answer is C, we pelted him with cow bones until he died.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47We took his silver as well.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50A good time was had by all. Well, not by him.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55So points for Aaliyah and Freddie there, and that means that
0:11:55 > 0:11:57at the end of this round, we have a clear winner.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Freddie, it's you again, fella. Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Yes!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09He's trying to sense which of these is AD and which is BC.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Yes, he's given it the tap - that's the one Freddie's going for.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16And reversing out! Lovely, that was.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Well done, Freddie, you're through to play the Vicious Viking game,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22but will it be just you or will everyone get to play as well?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Let's find out.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's an all-play silly game, everyone,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32so all off down the Time Sewer.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Go on, Aaliyah.- Bye, Dave.- Bye! - Bye!- Bye, Freddie.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Eugh!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Cheers, Ellie.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Vikings were pretty nifty with a huge axe
0:12:42 > 0:12:46and equally good with a tiny ear spoon.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47It's time to play...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Your challenge, to clean out a giant Viking ear.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Use your ear spoon to collect the wax,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58carry it over the wobbly bridge and flick it into your bowl.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- If you hear this noise... - Arrr, my ear, arrr-rrr!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05..there's a Viking Berserker coming, and you need to run back
0:13:05 > 0:13:06and hide behind the giant ear.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09The person who gets the most earwax from ear to bowl
0:13:09 > 0:13:11within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13In three, two, one...
0:13:13 > 0:13:14HOOTER
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Off they go. Who's going to be the first to show here, Rattus?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Well, it looks like it's Ellie
0:13:21 > 0:13:24but she's dropped her piece of wax already.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Whoa, look at this!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Aaliyah has got TWO!- Two pieces.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33That is a great strategy, and both will count if she can deliver them.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Oh, but she can't, she's just thrown them away.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38What can Freddie do here?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Boom, first on the board.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44It definitely pays to make your throw count, otherwise
0:13:44 > 0:13:46you're just balancing earwax for the fun of it.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Now, can Ellie even things up here?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yes, she can, very close to the basket there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Now then, Freddie with two pieces.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Well... Oh!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Oh, they both bounced out. - Oh, what a shame.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00That's the trouble with waxy extrusions, Dave,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02they are very bouncy.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04They certainly are.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Over the see-saw bridge goes Ellie.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Here comes the lean in, yes, she's done it again.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Now, can Aaliyah get this one home? - Uh!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14She's using a throwing technique which is not working for her.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Let's have a look at Freddie's style, that's lovely.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Arrr, my ear, arrr-rrr! - But wait a minute,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21they've got to get back behind those ears quickly
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- because here comes the Berserker. - Oh, here comes the Berserker.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The Berserker's here, the Berserker is here
0:14:26 > 0:14:28and he really is berserk, this one,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30look at him. He is absolutely
0:14:30 > 0:14:32crazy, in a frenzy, he's ready
0:14:32 > 0:14:34for battle. That's sheer adrenaline
0:14:34 > 0:14:38coming out of him there, and our plucky ear cleaners can continue.
0:14:40 > 0:14:4230 seconds remaining.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Don't forget to download
0:14:43 > 0:14:44the Gory Games app if you want
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- to join in at home.- It's free!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48It's a tight end to the game here
0:14:48 > 0:14:51but it's a risky game to rush, Rattus.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Aaliyah throws another one onto
0:14:53 > 0:14:54the floor, so too does Freddie.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56This is incredibly close,
0:14:56 > 0:14:57this could be the winner
0:14:57 > 0:14:59from Ellie, if she's careful.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02She is! She's taken a lead with seconds remaining!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Can Freddie equalise with a last-gasp blob of wax?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh! The throwing technique, let him down again!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13HOOTER And Ellie takes it, thanks to her excellent delivery.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15She should be a postman.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Back you come, well done, everybody.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20What a keenly fought contest that was.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Ellie. Will that be AD or BC?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- We'll find out later. - Excellent.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Well, I think there's time now for a quick ad break, I reckon.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Don't forget to rush out
0:15:31 > 0:15:33and buy Rattus Rattus's Rotten Recipes, available...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Rattus Rattus...- What? What?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You cannot use this programme to promote your cookbook.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42You're just jealous because after 453,000 episodes
0:15:42 > 0:15:44of Come Dine With Me, you still haven't got
0:15:44 > 0:15:46your own celebrity cookbook.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47That's because I can't cook.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Didn't stop me.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Moving on.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out
0:15:52 > 0:15:53what's up next.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Four questions as always, and here are your four Victorian topics -
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So, Aaliyah, it's your turn to lead us off this time -
0:16:10 > 0:16:11what would you like?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Tapeworms, please.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15You may have Tapeworms. Let's hear that question.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19True or false - one Victorian cure for tapeworms involved
0:16:19 > 0:16:25smoking the tapeworms out by placing your bottom over an open fire.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Why on earth would you want to get rid of a tapeworm?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Some of my best friends are tapeworms.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33That says quite a lot about you, Rattus.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37OK, one Victorian cure for tapeworms involved
0:16:37 > 0:16:40smoking them out by placing your bum over an open fire.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Is that true or is that false?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Ooh, Ellie and Freddie think it's true, Aaliyah thinks it's false.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47What's the answer, please?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's false!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Although, one cure was to starve yourself, then fry some bacon
0:16:53 > 0:16:56so the tapeworm would leap out of your mouth to the bacon.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Ugh.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Bacon and tapeworm, page 17.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, you're kidding, Rattus. That cookbook is something else.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Well played, Aaliyah, that's the first point for you,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07you're in the lead this round.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Ellie, what do you fancy?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Toothpaste, please.- Toothpaste. Let's hear that question.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16True or false - Victorian toothpaste was made with soot.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20If it's true, that would explain the colour of your teeth, Dave.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24That's simply not fair, Rattus.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28So, Victorian toothpaste was made with soot -
0:17:28 > 0:17:31is that true or is that false?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Everybody thinks it's true, is it?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's true!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Soot and charcoal were both ingredients in toothpaste
0:17:38 > 0:17:40used by Victorians.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42What a winning smile that was.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Well played, everybody, that's a point apiece.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46We're scoring Well, this round.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Freddie, what would you like?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49The Crimean War, please.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Course you can, Freddie, and that is a prop question.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56There, a severed leg. I'll pop that down, if you don't mind.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59True or false - before Florence Nightingale arrived,
0:17:59 > 0:18:03hospitals in the Crimean War used to have the amputated limbs
0:18:03 > 0:18:05of soldiers fed to dogs.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Uh, uh, that's even making me feel a bit queasy.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, good heavens. Is that true or is that false?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Show me now, please.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Well, Ellie thinks it's false, Freddie and Aaliyah think it's true.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I can tell you that it is...
0:18:21 > 0:18:22true!
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Hospital staff used to feed amputated limbs to dogs.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Florence Nightingale put an end to this disgusting practice.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32She was very popular with the soldiers.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And very unpopular with dogs.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36OK, let's award the points.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41One question left in this round - it's a question on Poor Children.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Let's hear it.- True or false - Queen Victoria believed all
0:18:45 > 0:18:49poor children should be educated to make Britain truly great.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Ooh, which is it? Which is it? Which is it?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- I'm not helping, am I? - It doesn't help.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57OK, Queen Victoria believed all poor children should be educated
0:18:57 > 0:19:01to make Britain truly great - is that true or is that false?
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Well, Ellie and Aaliyah think it's false, Freddie thinks it's true.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08It's false!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Queen Victoria said educating poor children would be
0:19:10 > 0:19:12a complete waste of time.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Well, that is a point for Ellie and a point for Aaliyah,
0:19:15 > 0:19:17and with a full house it means that,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Aaliyah, you have won yourself a Year Sphere.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Please, collect away.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Is that a good choice?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29We'll find out at the end of the show.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31So Aaliyah is the winner of the Victorian quiz,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33she's through to play the Victorian game,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but will it be just her or is everyone else coming along?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Let's find out.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's a single-player scary game so, Aaliyah,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46- Bye, Dave!- Bye!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Yuck. It stinks.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53During the Industrial Revolution, children often had
0:19:53 > 0:19:57to work in dangerous factories. You could count the terrible accidents
0:19:57 > 0:20:00on the fingers of... Well, on the fingers caught in the machinery.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Let's play...
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Your challenge is to make your way through the hazardous machinery,
0:20:06 > 0:20:09find the four lost fingers, then scramble back through
0:20:09 > 0:20:12the machinery and reunite the hand with its fingers.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Succeed inside the time limit to claim your Year Sphere. Ready? Go!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22And Aaliyah's off, diving into those rollers, lightning quick.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Now through the loom. - The gloomy loom.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26You need nimble feet to get through there
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and she's done that perfectly nicely.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31A little bit of trouble at the end there, actually, but she's through.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Onto the pulley now and she's thought, "Why don't I
0:20:34 > 0:20:36"just reach up on tiptoe and pull the finger out?"
0:20:36 > 0:20:39She's tall enough to do that. So she's got the first finger.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- First finger. - And she's well on her way.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Now, with this one she has to spin that spinny thing round,
0:20:44 > 0:20:48there it goes. This has to raise up, unlike the last one that
0:20:48 > 0:20:51had to come down, and she's taking a bit of a leisurely approach,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53a risky business in this factory.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Faster, girl!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh, here he comes, the factory boss.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Little urchin!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Disgraceful scenes.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Faster!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Buzz off.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh! She's giving him a bit of lip back!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07She's held her own, Dave!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I like to see that, Rattus, he deserves a bit of lip back.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Many children would've given
0:21:12 > 0:21:14their right arm to work in a factory,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16although sadly quite a few of them did.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- RATTUS LAUGHS - No, that's not funny.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22It isn't really, no. Let's get back to Aaliyah.
0:21:22 > 0:21:2430 seconds remaining.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25She really needs to hurry up.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Get your hand in there, Aaliyah.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30There we go, and here we go.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31She's got it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32But she's still got a lot to do here.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Back through the loom. - The gloomy loom.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38The gloomy loom of doom. She's through it, she's through it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Now she needs to work these bolts
0:21:40 > 0:21:43and I don't think she's got time, Rattus.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Not only has she got to work these bolts to get this
0:21:45 > 0:21:48finger out, but there's still another one to find.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50And it's not helping that she's tightening that nut
0:21:50 > 0:21:51instead of loosening it...
0:21:51 > 0:21:55And time is up. Sadly, the hand remains finger-free.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Aaliyah, welcome back.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Oh, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02That was a tough old challenge, wasn't it, that one?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Yeah, very, very hard.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05The best thing about it, though,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09you managed to give the factory owner a bit of lip back.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I like that. What did you say to him?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12- Buzz off.- Buzz off.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Frankly, the very least he deserved, so well done for that, it was
0:22:15 > 0:22:19about time someone gave him a piece of their mind, and I'm glad you did.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Sadly, though, no Year Sphere for Aaliyah, but don't worry,
0:22:22 > 0:22:26it's time for our big all-play messy endgame.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32It's the Slimy Stuarts.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37It's the Slimy Stuarts, that means everyone down the Time Sewer.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Uh!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Uh!
0:22:42 > 0:22:43It's time to play...
0:22:46 > 0:22:49You are King Charles II, the Great Fire of London has broken out,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52and just like the real king, you're going to have to help extinguish it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You have to collect water in your bucket,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57carry it along your lane and splosh it on to the flames.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Whoever gets the most water on the blaze within the time limit
0:22:59 > 0:23:03wins the Year Sphere, and your time starts now.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08The date of the Fire of London is easy to remember, of course, 1666.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Is that why you have it as your PIN number?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh! On national TV, Rattus, really?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17You should've picked a harder number to remember!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Oh!- It's a very straight-forward game, Dave.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22It is, but hang on, where's Aaliyah going there?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24She must've dropped her bucket there,
0:23:24 > 0:23:26must've thrown the whole thing at the house.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30The fire began in a pudding shop off Baker Street.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33No, it was a baker's shop on Pudding Lane.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Sorry, I sometimes get wrong way round things the.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Too me, too me.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40A lot of running around so far
0:23:40 > 0:23:43but I don't think they've put much of a dent in that fire.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Oh, dear, that's ...
0:23:44 > 0:23:46She almost put herself out then by mistake.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Oh, look at that, Freddie's made an absolute mess
0:23:51 > 0:23:54of the entire street, look at the state of Freddie's house!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58It's covered in gunge and gunk, but very little of the liquid
0:23:58 > 0:24:01has actually gone in so far, and already the slipping is beginning
0:24:01 > 0:24:05to take effect, Rattus. So here we go, let's watch Ellie now.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Ugh!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, maybe a little bit. No wonder
0:24:08 > 0:24:09the fire destroyed London,
0:24:09 > 0:24:10if this is the standard
0:24:10 > 0:24:12of fire extinguishing
0:24:12 > 0:24:13that was on display on the day.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16It's pretty poor, Dave, it has to be said.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:1930 seconds remaining.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Of course, to stop the actual fire spreading, some people's
0:24:22 > 0:24:24houses had to be pulled down, so at any moment...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Oh! There it goes!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Ugh!
0:24:28 > 0:24:33And that brought Aaliyah a glancing blow on the knee, I think,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36some of that, but she kept running and still managed to deliver
0:24:36 > 0:24:39that payload, so congratulations for that.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42But of course the wetter it gets out there, the more difficult
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- this becomes.- I should point out to the viewers at home
0:24:45 > 0:24:48that no bricks are actually harmed during the making of this segment.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51HOOTER And it's all over. I don't think Aaliyah's going to be
0:24:51 > 0:24:56standing up for a while. And looking at those measuring cylinders at
0:24:56 > 0:25:00the end, I can tell you that surprisingly it's Freddie who proved
0:25:00 > 0:25:03to be the best fireman, and he wins the Year Sphere.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Welcome back, well played. Go on, Freddie, get another Year Sphere.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Amazing performance.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13There you go. I like the way you take your time over those -
0:25:13 > 0:25:15you choose very, very carefully.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Well done, Freddie. Did you get hit by bricks at all, Freddie?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20- No.- No?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23But when it got really slippy at the end, I had to dive to get over.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I know. If it's any consolation, you all looked hilarious.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Good. What's this, Rattus?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Well, Dave, I know I wind you up all the time
0:25:33 > 0:25:36so I've made you a pudding from my cookbook to say sorry.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Actually, that doesn't look half bad, Rattus,
0:25:39 > 0:25:40maybe you CAN cook.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What is it, actually?
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Well, it's a chocolate ganache with a raspberry coulis and carob garnis.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Wow, sounds delicious.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50And poo.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52THE CHILDREN LAUGH
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Terrific. Thanks for that, Rattus.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Time now to count up those Year Spheres, and remember,
0:25:59 > 0:26:03AD years are added and BC years are subtracted.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Here we go, are you ready?
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Ellie, let's have a look in your one.
0:26:08 > 0:26:111944 AD, that's a very good one.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Allies invaded Germany-held Normandy on D-Day.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Now, Freddie, let's have a look at that first one.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23476 AD. It's a slow start, the fall of the western Roman Empire.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Let's have a look at that second one.
0:26:25 > 0:26:311879 AD, that's a good one. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Let's have a look at that third one, Freddie.
0:26:35 > 0:26:401869 AD, Mahatma Gandhi was born that year.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43This is crucial, let's have a look at it, Freddie.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It's 1066 AD, congratulations!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50That, of course, was the Battle of Hastings.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Freddie, that's great news for you,
0:26:52 > 0:26:58it means that you have scored a massive 5,290 points.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Aaliyah, let's have a look at it, let's see what it was.
0:27:01 > 0:27:07Oh! 3600 BC, the first known mummification took place
0:27:07 > 0:27:09in Egypt round about that time.
0:27:09 > 0:27:15That means today's winner, with 5,290 points, is Freddie.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Now, Rattus, please tell me
0:27:17 > 0:27:21today's prize isn't a copy of Rotten Recipes by Rattus Rattus.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22No, of course it isn't, Dave.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24OK.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Ah, it's TWO copies.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Well, congratulations and apologies in equal measure, Freddie,
0:27:30 > 0:27:33there you go, be careful.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Don't try any of those recipes at home, by the way, please.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38At least you don't have to go home down the Time Sewer,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41like our valiant runners-up, Ellie and Aaliyah.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You know where you've got to go.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:50 > 0:27:53if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Ugh! Disgusting!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57I've been Dave Lamb.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58And I've been cooking with gas.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00PFF-FF-RR-RT!
0:28:03 > 0:28:05You've been watching Gory Games. Bye!
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