Episode 2

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hey, Rattus, we're on in a minute. What are you doing?

0:00:04 > 0:00:07I'm taking a photo for my fanpage on Verminstagram.

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Oh, whatever, I'm clueless about all that social media stuff.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Yeah, I'm just taking a quick selfwee.

0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Well, no, hang on. Even- I- know it's a selfie. It's a sel-FIE.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No, Dave, it's definitely a selfwee.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21HE URINATES, CAMERA CLICKS

0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Eugh!- Ooh, that's warm round my ankles.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Oh! How long have you been saving that up, Rattus?!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:49 > 0:00:51# ..Games! #

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Rattus, what are you doing?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I'm just taking a quick pic out there for all my followers.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Take a look, eh? Hashtag bogies.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Let's just get on with the show, shall we,

0:01:06 > 0:01:08and meet our Horrible Historians.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'm Haryan and I'm from Derby!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Hello, Haryan.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm Kat and I'm from Hereford!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hello, Kat.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm Arthur and I'm from Devon!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22All right, Arthur! Welcome, everyone.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Right, you are all here, because you're playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30The person with the highest year score at the end of the show,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32will win a putrid prize -

0:01:32 > 0:01:34scraped out of the Time Sewer... THEY GIGGLE

0:01:34 > 0:01:37..by my dear friend, Mr Rattus Rattus himself.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah, and I've also got a little something

0:01:39 > 0:01:42for you people at home too! It's the brilliant Gory Games app.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Download it from the CBBC website and you can play along with us!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hashtag you're welcome!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Hashtag more hashtags! Thank you, Rattus.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53So, what's the first round about? Let's head over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Vile Victorians, happy with that, Arthur?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I love the Victorians. - Do you? Excellent. Kat?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Revised hard on the Victorians? - I know a lot about them anyway.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Hello, there, Haryan. - Hashtag Victorians are awesome!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, look at this! GIGGLING

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Three Victorian experts. This could be a ding-dong battle.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Four questions coming up, then, on the Vile Victorians.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21And the person who gets the most right wins the Year Sphere.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Your Victorian topics are...

0:02:29 > 0:02:32And, Arthur, it is your turn to pick first.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Could I have Suffragettes, please? - Suffragettes, you certainly can.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Let's hear that question. - True or false?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Queen Victoria was very much in favour

0:02:40 > 0:02:43of the Suffragette movement. She thought women

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- SHOULD have the right to vote. - CROWD CHEERS

0:02:45 > 0:02:47How's your Votes For Rats campaign going, Rattus?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, funnily enough, Dave, not good.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54OK, Queen Victoria was very much in favour of the Suffragette movement.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56She thought women should have the right to vote.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Is that true or is that false?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Show me.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK, the boys agree on false.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02What's the answer?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03It's false.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Queen Victoria thought Suffragettes were an absolute disgrace,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10and that women shouldn't be given any power,

0:03:10 > 0:03:12apart from her, obviously.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Right, Arthur and Haryan, you are off the mark.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Don't worry, Kat, it's very early days,

0:03:17 > 0:03:19and you get to choose the next topic.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Can I have Photos, please? - Let's hear that question.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Is this true or false?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32There was a Victorian craze for getting photos taken

0:03:32 > 0:03:36with deceased loved ones. Is that true or is that false?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Arthur, not having any of it. What's the answer?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's...true!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Do you know, I'll take photographs

0:03:44 > 0:03:47of pretty much anything for Verminstagram,

0:03:47 > 0:03:48but deceased loved ones?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, that's just crossing the line!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53RATTUS HARRUMPHS

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Rattus, I don't think I've ever seen you properly outraged before.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I am properly outraged!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00HARYAN GIGGLES Well done, Kat.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03That's a point for you. And another point for you, Haryan.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05That means you go into an early lead.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07And it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Could I have Graveyards, please?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Let's hear the question.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14True or false? The graveyards in Victorian London

0:04:14 > 0:04:16were so overcrowded with dead bodies

0:04:16 > 0:04:19that a graveyard railway was specially built to take bodies

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- to a cemetery outside of London. - TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:04:21 > 0:04:24The graveyard railway was specially built

0:04:24 > 0:04:27to take bodies to a cemetery outside of London.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Is that true or is it false?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32OK, Kat, you are on your own this time.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33What's the answer, please?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- It's true!- Yes! - At least it was fairly cheap.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39You only had to buy a one-way ticket for the corpse.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Well done, Kat!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Excellent lone-voice answer.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44There's one topic left in this round.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47It is Cures, and this is the question.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51True or false? A Victorian remedy for whooping cough...

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- COUGHING - ..was to get a hedgehog,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56feed it with milk, and then give the leftover milk to the sick person.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58You get a hedgehog, you feed it with milk,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01you give the leftover milk to the sick person.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Is that true or is that false?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Arthur's gone for false. If you're right, Arthur, this could

0:05:06 > 0:05:08pull you right back into the game. What's the answer?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's false. Of course it is.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14That cure only works if you use a ferret.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- Of course.- Of course!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Everyone knows that, eh, Rattus. - Oh, yes.- Arthur, well done.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21You clawed your way back in and you know what that means -

0:05:21 > 0:05:23we have a three-way

0:05:23 > 0:05:25tie-breaker situation. KLAXON BLARES

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Fingers on buzzers.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Beginning with the letter I, what was the name of the country

0:05:30 > 0:05:33that Queen Victoria became Empress of...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34- Cat.- India.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36India is absolutely right. CHEERING

0:05:36 > 0:05:39You have won the first Year Sphere.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Congratulations. You know what that means, don't you?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43It's time for me to say...

0:05:43 > 0:05:48VOICE ECHOES: "All hail the Potty Pyramid."

0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Oh, oh!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52# Oh, oh! #

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ooh, ooh, let me get a shot of this.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Pick carefully, Kat, because AD dates

0:05:57 > 0:05:59will be added to your total, but BC dates

0:05:59 > 0:06:02will be subtracted from it. CAMERA CLICKS

0:06:02 > 0:06:04We'll find out later what's inside.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- It's so shiny. - It is shiny, isn't it?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08A bit like my head. LAUGHTER

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Now, winning the Victorian quiz means Kat is automatically through

0:06:11 > 0:06:14to play the Victorian game. But will she be alone?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Or will everyone else get to play too?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Let's find out, shall we?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- It's an All Play scary game. ALL:- Yes!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- So, come on. Down that Time Sewer. - Disgusting!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Go on, Haryan, get down there.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Oh, it's disgusting. Has somebody peed in here?!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Come on, Arthur. - It's like the TARDIS, only stinky!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39In Victorian times,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42not all poor children had to do dangerous work in factories.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Oh, no. Some of them had to do dangerous work up chimneys!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Hashtag new game alert! - That's right. It's time to play...

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Your challenge is to scramble

0:06:53 > 0:06:57up and down the chimney clearing four blockages one by one.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Then pop your sweep's brush out of the top of the chimney.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02The first person to do so is the winner.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04In three, two, one...

0:07:04 > 0:07:05HOOTER BLOWS

0:07:05 > 0:07:08And the sweeps are off. And all three of them know

0:07:08 > 0:07:11that they're going to have to work quickly here

0:07:11 > 0:07:13if they want to avoid being prodded

0:07:13 > 0:07:16by the evil master sweep with his stick.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19And Haryan's made a flying start - there's a bird's nest removed.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20That blockage is clear.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23The household won't be having any trouble with that.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Both Haryan and Arthur are extraordinarily quick

0:07:25 > 0:07:28to get back up that chimney and look at this -

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Arthur releases that crow like an expert chimney sweep.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33While Kat and Haryan can only marvel at his speed.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Ah, this is the master chimney sweep.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37He's going to help the children

0:07:37 > 0:07:39get up their chimneys by poking them with pins!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Look at Arthur go, like a rat up a drainpipe.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I think the expression you're after, Dave,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- is like a Victorian child up a chimney.- That as well!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Kat's delivering her second blockage and getting

0:07:49 > 0:07:52a little bit of encouragement there from the master sweep.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, Arthur's been derailed.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- That could be crucial, Ratters. - I think it will be, Dave.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58He's going to be spitting feathers.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well, he certainly will be, because that's allowed Haryan

0:08:01 > 0:08:03to whizz past him and deliver his third blockage.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Haryan is steadily making his way through the field.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Arthur, I don't know what happened there.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12He's found himself overtaken, though, by Haryan.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13And now, it's very much game on.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Because he has got the pace to come back in this.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Look at him move. He shifts so quickly.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23It's extraordinary! There's Kat coming out with a bird's nest.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25But Haryan and Arthur are on their second bird each.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29And now, Haryan charging! It's a foot race!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Who's going to make it to the button? Bang!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, it's a close-fought thing!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Haryan gets the brush out of the chimney.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38He's not sure whether he's got it.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40He's been told now. It's official. CHEERING

0:08:40 > 0:08:43There's the double pot stir and Arthur is distraught.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Much like a Victorian child, he's collapsed up a chimney!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49That's terrific sweeping.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Terrific sweeping. CHILDREN COUGH

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Well done. Come on, Haryan. Get yourself a Year Sphere, fella.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Well played. Well played indeed. Interesting choice.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Will it be good? Will be bad? We just don't know.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Arthur, you had such speed up the chimney there.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I think I'm just good at monkey bars while sitting on stuff.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11And the fact that there was a man chasing you with a pin on a stick...

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yeah, just coming over to me and going...

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- And that's because he was trying to speed you up.- Dave! Dave!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19You're going viral on Verminstagram.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Am I? Is that bad? - No, it's good. Look!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yeah, but look at these comments.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28"Nice all you can eat bogie restaurant"?!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30"Is that Dave's beard or your backside, Rattus?"

0:09:30 > 0:09:32How many people have seen this?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Loads! I've got thousands of followers.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- And that's just my immediate family. - But I can just delete them, right?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- What? My family?- Never mind.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Anyway, onto Round Two.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44And to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Four questions again, and here are your all-important Egyptian topics.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Kat, your turn to pick first this time.- Can I have Beauty, please?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Of course you can. Let's hear that question.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04True or false?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07An ancient Egyptian cure for baldness was to wash your head

0:10:07 > 0:10:10in water that had been boiled with the hair of a camel.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14An Egyptian cure for baldness - to wash your head in water

0:10:14 > 0:10:16that had been boiled with the hair of a camel.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Is that true or is that false?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Everyone has gone for true. What's the answer?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's false. Ridiculous idea!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29The water must have been boiled with the hair of a porcupine.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30I've got a better cure for baldness.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Have you?- Yeah, a hat.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34LAUGHTER

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Haryan, your turn to pick a topic. - Could I have manure, please?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40And I can tell you, Haryan, that is a prop question.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, prop question.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- THEY CHANT:- Prop question. Prop question.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, no. It's poo!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, it's poo! Right, come on, give it here.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I want to get a photo of that for my Verminstagram.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Ah! Hashtag rat dinners.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Less a prop question, more of a plop question.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58LAUGHTER True or false?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Sheep manure was used as a fuel to cook with.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03SHEEP BAAS So, sheep manure.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Was it used as a fuel to cook with?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Show me now, please.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Everybody's gone for true.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12And I can tell you it is true.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13ALL: Yes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Is anyone going to eat that? - No, they are not.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18And neither are you. That is a point apiece.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Well played, everybody.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Arthur, what you having? - Could I have Toothpaste, please?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Let's hear that question.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27True or false?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Ancient Egyptian toothpaste contained onions.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33So, ancient Egyptian toothpaste contained onions.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Is that true or is that false?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, everyone's agreed again, Rattus.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Everybody has said false. What's the answer?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42It's true.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Great for fresh breath.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Actually, you know what? Onions would improve Rattus' breath.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49HE EXHALES

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- THUD! Oh.- Oh, Rattus.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Rattus! - Oh, I can smell that from here.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59As I said, onions would improve Rattus' breath.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02One question left in this round. And it is a question on Peasants.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Let's hear it. - Is this true or false?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16As soon as they could walk, peasant children were sent to work

0:12:16 > 0:12:19in the fields as scarecrows. Is that true, or is that false?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Arthur, you're on your own with false.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Kat and Haryan, you think it's true.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Let's find out what the answer is.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's true!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Yes.- No!- That is a point for Kat and a point for Haryan.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35That means, Arthur, for now, you are history.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38But we have another tie-break situation.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39KLAXON BLARES

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Fingers on your buzzers.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Beginning with the letter H,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47what was the only organ that was not removed from a mummy's body?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Haryan?- Heart?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51A heart is correct.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Well played, indeed. CHEERING

0:12:52 > 0:12:55You have grabbed yourself another Year Sphere.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58But, Kat, that was very, very close.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Beautifully done. Let's hope that's not a BC boo-boo.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05OK, Haryan, you are through to play the Egyptian Game,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08but will it be just you, or will the others get to play, too?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Let's find out.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's a single-player Gory Game.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Haryan, back down that Time Sewer with you. Go on, fella.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Whoa, it's disgusting!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Next up, a truly classic Gory Game.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yes, you guessed it, it's time to play...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32When the Egyptians mummified their dead,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34they first had to remove the vital organs

0:13:34 > 0:13:36and put them in special preserving jars.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39The brain had to be removed through the nose.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Remember, the bladder has to be chucked away, and the heart,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45as we now know, must be left inside the body.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Your time starts now.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49HOOTER BLOWS

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yeah, that's right, health and safety.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Let's get those goggles on first.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Now, a lot of them go straight for the brains.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Not Haryan - he's gone for...

0:13:56 > 0:14:01- The jugular!- Well, it's not the jugular, it's in fact the stomach.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Now, can he work out which canopic jar to put it in, Rattus?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07It's very easy to confuse your body parts.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10He's put that in the bin just to prove a point there, Rattus.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12He's luckily taken it out of the bin

0:14:12 > 0:14:14now and put it in that one there.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16And that's right. LOUD CRUNCHING

0:14:16 > 0:14:19And here we go with our old friend, the intestines.

0:14:19 > 0:14:2117 miles of intestines there.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22It doesn't look it on camera,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25but that is how much there is there, Rattus.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27All we need is a little bit of Bolognese

0:14:27 > 0:14:29and that's a lovely tea for someone.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31When Ramesses II was being mummified,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34his head fell off and they had to pin it back on with a stick.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- That's like, you know, totes awks!- I'll say.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Hello! There's the brain! - There's the brain!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Stringy! Not the whole sort of melon-like shape it once was.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46That's unravelled a bit there as it's come out,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- and gone straight in the bin, correctly.- Absolutely correctly.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yeah, what's he going to go in there for now?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53He's going to get hold of the bladder.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- He's got the bladder! - Oh, he's covered himself!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Wee all over him.- He's put it back!

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Rattus, he has put the bladder back in! You have to wonder

0:15:01 > 0:15:03why he's done that.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Still, at least he's not putting the liver back in.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08That has been appropriately deposited.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Now, he's gone back in, thankfully, to retrieve the bladder.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Well, that's clever work. I don't believe what I'm seeing, Rattus.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19- What is he doing?- The bladder's been out twice, it's gone back in.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21'30 seconds remaining.'

0:15:21 > 0:15:25The lungs come out. That's beautiful play, that, from Haryan.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Straight into the correct jar.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29He's just got to go back for the bladder.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Will he realise what's going on?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33The heart. He's got the heart!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35He's got the heart. That needs to stay in, of course.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38He said so himself in his tie-breaker question.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39The heart needs to stay in.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42And when I say in, I don't mean on top, Rattus.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44You can't just leave the heart on top.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48What we have here is a classic bladder-heart mix-up.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Is he going to get it right?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Oh! It's in the bin. - KLAXON BLARES

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- It's in the bin. - The heart has gone in the bin.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57If he was a heart surgeon, he'd be struck off, Rattus.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Quite rightly. No Year Sphere, I'm afraid.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Welcome back, Haryan, bad luck, fella.

0:16:02 > 0:16:08Bad luck. Rattus, there is rat piddle everywhere here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10You've got to stop taking these selfwees.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Whoa!

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Sorry about that, Dave.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Yeah, smile. - CAMERA CLICKS, DAVE GROANS

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Eh? Look at that. It's got 400 likes already.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21And one massive dislike. LAUGHTER

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Next time, can you do it holding, like, a cute cat?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Cos that'd go viral.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hashtag meow!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Hashtag out of order, Rattus!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Haryan, the tie-break question in the last round

0:16:33 > 0:16:36was about leaving the heart inside the body.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37GIGGLING

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I got confused. I thought the heart was a bladder,

0:16:39 > 0:16:42because the bladder looked, like, really red like a heart.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46But the thing about the bladder - there was a lot of wee coming out.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47RATTUS CACKLES

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Terrific effort, but not to worry, it is all still to play for.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Round Three now, and it's over

0:16:53 > 0:16:55to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Arthur, you are excited.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03I love the Greeks.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Brilliant. Four questions, as always,

0:17:05 > 0:17:08and here are your four Greek topics...

0:17:13 > 0:17:15So, Haryan, it's your turn to lead us off.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- What are you going to go for? - Sparta.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Sparta? Let's hear the question.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22True or false - to join the army when they were 18,

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Spartan boys had to kill a slave?

0:17:24 > 0:17:29To join the army when they were 18, Spartan boys had to kill a slave?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Is that true or is that false?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Everyone has gone for false. What's the answer?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's true!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Spartan boys were expected to kill troublemakers and rebellious slaves.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Well, I know a troublemaker,

0:17:42 > 0:17:43if you're running short. GIGGLING

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Hashtag takes one to know one.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48So no points, I'm afraid, there.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Still, that means it's all to play for.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Come on, Arthur, what are you having?- Philosophers, please.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Philosophers? Let's hear the question.- True or false?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58The Greek philosopher Diogenes

0:17:58 > 0:18:00was known to kiss anyone who insulted him.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Diogenes, the Greek philosopher,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05was known to kiss anyone who insulted him?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Is that true or is that false?

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Everybody has gone for false. Let's see what the answer is.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's false.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Diogenes was known to wee on anyone who insulted him!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19What a...a nice bloke!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I wee on people if they insult me.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Or if they say something nice. - That's a point apiece.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Well played, everybody.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Kat, it's your turn to pick a category.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Can I have doctors, please?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Course you can. - Is this true or false?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42BUZZ! MAN GRUNTS

0:18:42 > 0:18:46They used to numb the pain of operations by giving patients

0:18:46 > 0:18:49electrical shocks from the torpedo fish.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Is that true or false?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Well, a slight difference of opinion here.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56What's the answer?

0:18:56 > 0:18:57It's true!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I was once shocked by an eel.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Was it an electric eel? - No, it was just very rude.- Haryan!

0:19:03 > 0:19:04You've taken a commanding lead

0:19:04 > 0:19:06with just one topic left in the round.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09That is inventors, and here is the question.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10True or false?

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Archimedes was a brilliant Greek inventor and defended his home city

0:19:14 > 0:19:16of Syracuse from the Romans by designing a catapult

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- to fire angry wasps at them. - WASPS BUZZ

0:19:18 > 0:19:22He defended Syracuse from the Romans by designing a catapult

0:19:22 > 0:19:25which fired angry wasps - true or false?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Everybody in total agreement. What's the answer?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's false!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35But he did build a huge mechanical claw

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- to grab and sink Roman ships. - LOUD SPLASH

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Wasps would have been pretty cool, too.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43That means everybody takes a point there.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Haryan, you have done it again.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's another Year Sphere.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Double pot stir your way over to the Potty Pyramid.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Hashtag winner! Nice one.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Yes, Rattus.- OK, Haryan.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58As the winner of the Greek Quiz,

0:19:58 > 0:20:02you're obviously through to play the Greek Game.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05But will it be just you, or is everyone else coming along, too?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Let's find out.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Well, it's a single-player Brainy Game.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Off you go down the Time Sewer, fella.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18You know the way by now. It does not get any nicer.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21The Greeks were super brainy, and were always inventing stuff.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24In fact, they invented early prototypes of loads of things

0:20:24 > 0:20:26we still use today. It's time to play...

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Eight everyday items. Unbelievably, five of them

0:20:32 > 0:20:35were invented over 2,000 years ago by Geeky Greeks.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Your challenge is to work out which five.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Choose five items and move them to the columns.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Then touch the Greek bust to find out how many you got right.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Keep trying different combinations until you get all of them right.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Your time starts now.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51HOOTER BLOWS

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Now, then, what's he going to think were invented by the Greeks?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57He's gone for the yo-yo. Interesting, Rattus.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59That's a very interesting choice

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- and it's a funny word - yo-yo. - It is. Very similar, aren't they?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Two halves of the word, very similar, almost exactly the same.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Now, there's a bath there.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What's going to be the third choice?

0:21:09 > 0:21:10There is a time limit on this game.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13He doesn't really want to be hanging about too much here.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17There's a bicycle going on to that third plinth.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19And alarm clock goes on.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Interesting!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What's he going to go for for the fifth?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26It's the postage stamp. OK, let's see how he's getting on.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28'You have three correct.'

0:21:28 > 0:21:31The Greeks didn't invent the selfwee stick!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, it's only you that does selfwees, Rattus.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36There's a reason for that. He's got three right.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Now, the fire extinguisher. That looks pretty modern to me,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41that fire extinguisher. Maybe it's not that exact one they're

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- talking about, Rattus.- No, very possibly not that one, Dave.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47He's changed two at once here, Rattus, this is my bugbear.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49That's a big mistake for the boy there.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Yeah, you can't learn much if you're changing two at once.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- 'You have four correct.' - So what's he going to do?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57He's walking around, the fire extinguisher's been adjusted.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59The shower has come off.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01On goes the flushing lavatory.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04'You have three correct.'

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Oh, it's gone down to three!- Oh, no!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09At least we did definitely learn something.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11The flushing lavatory is not right.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13'30 seconds remaining.'

0:22:13 > 0:22:15The fire extinguisher's off.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- What's going to go back on? - Bicycle's back!- The bicycle.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23- 'You have three correct.'- Oh, he looks very disappointed with that.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26It's a tricky game, this one, isn't it, Rattus?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Back goes the fire extinguisher.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31So he's made that mistake and he's reversed it.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35But the shower's come off now to be replaced by a bath.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Bath's back on!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38'You have four correct.'

0:22:38 > 0:22:40KLAXON BLARES It's all over.

0:22:40 > 0:22:45- All over.- Sadly, Haryan is defeated by those Geeky Greeks.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Back you come. Oh, bad luck, sir.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52So the Ancient Greeks didn't invent early prototypes for bicycles,

0:22:52 > 0:22:56postage stamps and flushing toilets.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Or Jacuzzis, as I like to call them.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Thank you, Rattus. It's time for our big all-play endgame.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Everybody, get back down that Time Sewer.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Whoa! It's still disgusting! - Whoa!- Go on, Kat.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21It's time to play our silly game...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Your challenge is to feed

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Hungry Henry as many as possible. The person who gets the most pies

0:23:28 > 0:23:32in their Henry's mouth in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33In three, two, one...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35HOOTER BLOWS

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Hands on hips, the pie woman waits.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39She's seen it all before!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42And she knows how difficult this game really is.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44The first throws coming up a bit short there,

0:23:44 > 0:23:47but there's plenty of time to put that right.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Arthur there, little half turn,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52and then running to the end of the lane. He fires!

0:23:52 > 0:23:53- He misses.- Dave, do you think

0:23:53 > 0:23:56they really had inflatables back in Tudor times?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Yes, I do, Rattus - Henry's stomach!

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Oh, good one, Dave!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02THEY LAUGH

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Voom!

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Here we go, then, Arthur...

0:24:05 > 0:24:08grabs... Oh, he's been tripped over by his own bungee.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Well, that's awkward. Haryan steadies himself.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, did you see the angle on that, Rattus?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, it was a whole edgeways Frisbee type!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20It was terrific. It sort of banana'd in from wide of the mouth!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22And here he goes again using the same technique.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25And it's in again! That's some beautiful pie throwing.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Here comes Kat. She looks like she means business here.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30She really does.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32But then that throw falls short.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Arthur's giving it everything he's got, too.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Oh, it's not enough, though. Haryan's looking very strong here.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39'30 seconds remaining.'

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Kat, making another effort.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Can she do it?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh, this is a big pie for Kat, you feel.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, it's just wide.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Arthur's having a go,

0:24:48 > 0:24:51but the bungee's got the better of him there.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Kat and Arthur are still looking to score here, but as you can see,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57both are beginning to look a little bit shattered.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01These tight bungee cords are really taking it out of them here.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Just seconds remaining now. Haryan's got this, you feel.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07One last effort. Not to be. KLAXON BLARES

0:25:07 > 0:25:11It doesn't matter, it's all over! And they look absolutely exhausted!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Come on! Get back there, get back there.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16An evenly-fought contest.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21I can reveal that the winner of the final Year Sphere is Haryan.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Yes!- Help yourself, fella.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27There he goes, pot stirring his way across.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Could be crucial, that selection.

0:25:29 > 0:25:35Could be crucial. I'll be keeping my eye on that one. It is now time to

0:25:35 > 0:25:38count up those Year Spheres. DRUMS BEAT, KAT IMITATES THEM

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Remember, AD years are added to your total.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:50Arthur, I'm going to take a guess that you have got zero.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52- You were right.- That could be good enough.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Cat, open your sphere, please.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Oh, not any more, Arthur, I'm afraid.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00CHEERING 1865 AD.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Abraham Lincoln was assassinated that year.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05It's means, Kat, that you are in the lead

0:26:05 > 0:26:09as we turn to Old Mr Spheres himself -

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Haryan. Let's open that first on, please.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14CHEERING 1929 AD.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16The Wall Street Crash happened that year.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17A good start.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Let's have a look at the second one.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23CHEERING 1547 AD!

0:26:23 > 0:26:24We're flying!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Henry VIII died that year.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27The third one...

0:26:27 > 0:26:30COW MOOS 8000 BC.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Oh, my goodness!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33The end of the last Ice Age!

0:26:33 > 0:26:35I don't think you can pull it back.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Let's have a look at this last one anyway.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Oh, it's 476 AD -

0:26:41 > 0:26:43the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48All of that means that Kat is today's winner.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51History can be so cruel, can't it?

0:26:51 > 0:26:57- Kat, you are today's winner... - Curse you!- ..with 1865 points.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00And you really do deserve a wonderful prize, you know.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Sadly, you're only going to get

0:27:02 > 0:27:04whatever Rattus has dredged up from the Time Sewer.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Oh, you've won a nose.- A nose?- Yeah.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11A metal nose belonging to a Danish astronomer called Tycho Brahe.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14He had it made after he lost the real one in a duel.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Wait a minute, are you saying he didn't have a nose?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18How did he smell?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Terrible.- Yes, come on, Rattus, don't leave me hanging.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23- What?- Boom!- Ah!

0:27:23 > 0:27:28So, there it is - a metal nose. Just what you never wanted.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- There you go, Kat.- Thank you. - CHEERING

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Fabulous. Unfortunately, for our two runners-up, I'm afraid your day is

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- about to get...- Oh, no! - Oh, yes.- I just realised.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Oh, no!- Your day's going to get a little bit worse,

0:27:38 > 0:27:41as you have to journey home through the Time Sewer.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Go on, off you go. Oh, Haryan, I feel for you, fella.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Oh, it smells like Rattus!

0:27:46 > 0:27:50And don't forget, you can play along next time if you download

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.- Oh, it's disgusting!

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- SQUELCHING - Oh...- Eugh!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59You have been watching Gory Games.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- And following me on Verminstagram.- Goodbye.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Ah! - # Horrible Histories Gory...

0:28:05 > 0:28:06# Games! #