Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, with me,

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Pharaoh Rattus Rattus I.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36And me, Dave the Slave. Rattus, this is just for a joke, right?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Yeah, it's just a bit of fun.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Now keep on fanning, slave!

0:00:42 > 0:00:45It's time to meet today's Horrible Historians.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hi, my name's Georgia, and I'm from Reading.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hello, Georgia.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm William, and I'm from Hampshire.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hello, William.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Hi, my name's Nyobi, and I'm from London.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hello, Nyobi.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01And tell me, who is this?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'll let Georgia tell you, O Great One.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05This is Jackie,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08and she'll be interpreting into sign language for me today.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Oh, hello, Jackie.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Hello, Rattus. Hello, Dave.- Hello.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Welcome, everyone.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And you lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

0:01:19 > 0:01:23will win a prize picked out of the time sewer by Rattus Rattus.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26That's PHARAOH Rattus Rattus.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29King of Kings, master of all he surveys.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32VOICE ECHOES: Born of Ra and chosen of Ra,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35for powerful is the truth of Ra.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Half king, half god.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Rattus Rattus I...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- NORMAL VOICE: ..to you.- Gotcha.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43You can play along at home, too, of course -

0:01:43 > 0:01:46just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's totally free.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50VOICE ECHOES: Pharaoh Rattus Rattus insists you do.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52All right, Rattus.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Time to get stuck in, then. What's our first round about?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Four questions, then, on the Middle Ages.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09And your four Middle Ages topics are...

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Nyobi, your turn to pick first.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Could we have Wee?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- RATTUS CHUCKLES - Somehow, I knew that was going to be

0:02:21 > 0:02:24the first question asked for. Yes, of course you can.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Let's hear that question.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Is this true or false?

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Boys at St Paul's School used to wee into large tubs

0:02:37 > 0:02:40so the school could sell it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Show me your answers now, please.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Wow. Georgia and Nyobi have agreed with each other on false.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47William thinks it's true.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48What's the answer?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's...

0:02:50 > 0:02:52true!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Yes, it is true.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57And the wee would be sold to local leather-makers.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yes, remind me not to buy a Middle Ages leather jacket.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Well done, William.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04The first points of the competition are yours,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06and what's more, you get to pick a topic.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Um, I think I'm going to go for Animals.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Animals. Let's hear that question.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11True or false -

0:03:11 > 0:03:15in the Middle Ages, animals could be tried for, and convicted of, crimes.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I, for one, am hoping that this is false.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Yeah, I bet you are.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23So, do you think that's true, or is that false?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Wow. They all think it's true. What's the answer, please?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's true!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Pigs, bears and locusts were among the animals

0:03:30 > 0:03:32that were tried in medieval times.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34There were some rats in court as well -

0:03:34 > 0:03:35the lawyers.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do you get it?

0:03:37 > 0:03:38The lawyers are the rats.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Ha-ha!

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Excellent work, everybody - that's a point for everyone.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46And, Georgia, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Tournaments.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Let's have that question.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50True or false -

0:03:50 > 0:03:53to make sure they'd win tournaments, knights would sometimes

0:03:53 > 0:03:56have their squires beat up the opposition beforehand.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58True or false -

0:03:58 > 0:04:01to make sure they'd win tournaments, knights would sometimes

0:04:01 > 0:04:04have their squires beat up the opposition beforehand.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Let's see your answers now, please.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08OK.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Nyobi this time thinks it's false.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14William and Georgia both think it's true. What's the answer?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15It's true!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Apparently.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I never did it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Maybe...

0:04:19 > 0:04:20couple of times.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23So much for chivalry.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Congratulations, William and Georgia.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28There's only one topic left.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33That is Stars, and I have to say, that is a prop question.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Prop question! Prop question! Prop question! #

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Now THAT'S a prop.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39True or false -

0:04:39 > 0:04:44this vicious Middle Ages weapon was known as a hedgehog.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Coincidentally, I know a vicious hedgehog who's middle aged.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51That is coincidence. Not necessarily that interesting, though, Rattus.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Is that true or false?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Let's see your answers, please.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ah, the girls both think it's true.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01William on his own with false.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I can tell you...it is...

0:05:03 > 0:05:05false.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Yes - it was known as a morning star.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12William, congratulations - there is a point there for you.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15And at the end of the round, with a full house,

0:05:15 > 0:05:19it's William who wins the first Year Sphere.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24VOICE ECHOES: All hail my buddy pyramid-aaah!

0:05:28 > 0:05:34Pharaoh Rattus Rattus suggests you choose wisely, young historian.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35There it is on the podium.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We'll find out what's in there later on.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Now, winning the Middle Ages quiz means that William

0:05:41 > 0:05:43is automatically through to play the Middle Ages game.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47But will he be alone, or will everyone else get to play?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Let's find out.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's an All Play silly game.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57So it's off down the time sewer with the lot of you.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Deal with it.- Yabba-dabba-doo!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04It stinks in here!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It certainly does, Nyobi.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Becoming a knight took 14 years of training,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11and your training starts here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12It's time to play...

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Knights practised their jousting accuracy by running the rings.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Your challenge - to run the course, hooking one ring at a time,

0:06:21 > 0:06:23and bringing it back to your basket.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26The first person to collect five rings wins the Year Sphere.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28They're under starter's orders... and they're off!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- HORN BLARES - Right, Rattus, here we go.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Lance-a-Lot is under way,

0:06:32 > 0:06:33and who's the first to show?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Well, Georgia's hooked one there, I see.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40You've got to hook these rings, then get right round the end,

0:06:40 > 0:06:41then deliver the rings to the basket.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, William's just gone straight round there.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48He's off again, unlike Georgia, who delivers her first ring. Superb.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, Nyobi is hot on her heels there,

0:06:50 > 0:06:51but what happened to William?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I think he may have dropped one already.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- HORSE WHINNIES - He's dropped another one.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I mean a ring when I say "dropped one" -

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'm not suggesting he's done a guff.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Heaven forbid.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02But Georgia's making this look easy -

0:07:02 > 0:07:04she guides in her second ring.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Nyobi not that far behind - can she get this in?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09She can. It's two apiece for the girls.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11William still looking to get off the mark.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14At least he's got one on his pole.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Now, is he going to deliver this ring?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Oh... He just... Yes, he's got it in.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Georgia's up to three rings.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24And Nyobi's made it three apiece there.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29So it's very close between the two girls at the moment.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Georgia's hooked her fourth, though,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34and she is racing down the straight like a thoroughbred.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36William there managing to hook another one.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Oh, that's four now for Georgia. She only needs one more!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44William's delivered his second. Nyobi makes it four apiece.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Can Georgia make this one count?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48She's certainly hooked her last one.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51If she can deliver that, the game is hers.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54And down it goes,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57and Georgia has run the rings

0:07:57 > 0:08:00more comfortably than either of her two foes.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Out you come, everyone.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well played, well played, indeed.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Help yourself, Georgia.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Is it an AD, is it a BC? We'll find out later.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Who knows?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16William, what went wrong there?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I just dropped them all. Going too fast.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It was a brilliant race. You all did fantastic.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Dave the Slave, I need you to taste my food for me.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29That's what a slave does. To check it's not poisoned.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31For heaven's sake, do I have to, Rattus?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Urgh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38That is revolting, Rattus - it's mouldy and it's covered in poo.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You could seriously die from eating that.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'll take my chances. Raise the platter, slave!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Ohh...

0:08:44 > 0:08:45- RATTUS MUNCHES LOUDLY - Oh!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- RATTUS BURPS - On to round two, I think.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Nyobi, how do you feel about the Awful Egyptians?

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Very good.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Bring it on with the Awful Egyptians! William?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Oh, yeah, I think I'm ready - let's go.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Wow!- Yes, I'm ready.- Georgia?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Awful Egyptians is one of my favourites,

0:09:09 > 0:09:10so I think I'm going to do well.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Expect high, high quality here.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Four questions again, and here are your all-important Egyptian topics.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26So, William, it's your turn to pick a topic this time.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Lead us off.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Ramesses II, please.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Let's hear that question.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31The question is...

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Was it...?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56What's in your passport, Dave?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Un-funny-wunny double act?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01RATTUS LAUGHS

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Is it A, B or C?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Show me your answers now, please.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Everyone thinks it's C - let's find out if they're right.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09The answer is...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Ha-ha-ha! Funny mummy!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Great start to the round there. We've all got a point.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21And, Georgia, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Can we have Hieroglyphs, please?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Of course we can. Let's hear the question on hieroglyphs.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30It took seven years of training to be an ancient Egyptian scribe.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33But what would happen if you made a mistake?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35A - you'd be beaten,

0:10:35 > 0:10:36B - you'd be starved,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38or C - you'd be killed.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I have to say, none of those options are too savoury, are they?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Would you, A - be beaten,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45would you, B - be starved,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47or would you, C - be killed?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Let's see your answers now, please.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51What's the answer?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53The answer is A.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56You'd be beaten for every mistake.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I should hope so, too.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Well, that is points for Nyobi and William, then,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04and Nyobi, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Could I have Cures, please?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Let's have that question.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10An Egyptian cure for blindness

0:11:10 > 0:11:13was to pour mashed-up what into the patient's nose?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Was it...?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Let's see your answers now, please.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31They've all gone for B. What's the answer?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33The answer is B.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37You use mashed-up pig eyes to cure blindness.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well done, everybody. More points awarded.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42That means that everybody is still in this round,

0:11:42 > 0:11:43with one question left.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47It's a question on Cats, and this is what it is.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49The question is...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Would they...?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Sorry, what was that? My mouth was full.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Never mind. Nothing to worry about.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Let's see some answers now, please.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Nyobi and Georgia have agreed on B.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28William in the middle has gone for A.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30What is the answer, please?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31The answer is...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37William, congratulations.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Boom!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Which means you have won another Year Sphere.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Now, you're through to play the Egyptian game, fella,

0:12:47 > 0:12:50but will it be just you, or will the others get to play, too?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Let's find out, shall we?

0:12:54 > 0:12:57It's an All Play brainy game,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59so it's down the time sewer with the lot of you.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Lead us off, Georgia. - Yabba-dabba-doo!

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Yabba-dabba-don't!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Whoo!

0:13:06 > 0:13:07It's crazy in there!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11It's time to play that Gory Games classic...

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Your challenge is to build a pyramid out of blocks.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20But can you order work out what things in go?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Can you work out what order things go in?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23That's the fella.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26First to finish their pyramid wins the Year Sphere.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28So, ready, steady...

0:13:28 > 0:13:29- Get building! - BUZZER BLARES

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And they're off. The Great Pyramid of Giza, of course,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34is one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35And the eighth is...

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Why exactly did you do that to your hair?

0:13:38 > 0:13:39No wonder.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41The most important thing, Pharaoh Rattus,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44is to get this base layer completed, and they're having a good go at it.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Nyobi's struggling.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Georgia's got it done, look at that!

0:13:48 > 0:13:52And William's hot on her heels, completing his base layer.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54And don't forget to download the Gory Games app

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- if you want to join in at home.- Do it now!

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Thanks, Rattus. Georgia's first floor starting to come together now.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01William on the right track, of course,

0:14:01 > 0:14:04but Nyobi's pyramid, I'm afraid, is struggling.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I feel for Nyobi at this point, Dave,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09because she's got some of the slopey-sidey bits

0:14:09 > 0:14:12as her base - now that doesn't bode well.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'm not sure where this is going to go, other than downhill.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Over at Georgia's pyramid,

0:14:18 > 0:14:23I'm afraid to report that one of those pieces on her first floor

0:14:23 > 0:14:26looks as if it might be the wrong piece, Rattus.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29And it doesn't matter how much you push and shove it,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31it ain't gonna fit.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32That's right, but look at William.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35His first floor is looking pretty bang-on to me.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38To drag the massive stones used in the actual pyramids,

0:14:38 > 0:14:40it would have taken large teams of men.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41They should have got my mate Andy.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44He can carry 100 times his own weight.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45And Andy is...?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- An ant.- Of course he is.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Georgia, now, still trying to work that second floor,

0:14:51 > 0:14:55when it's the first floor that frustratingly needs attention.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59And look at this - William seems to have cracked it there.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00That was it, that was the key piece.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I don't think anyone's going to catch him now.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04He's really motoring.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Two more to go.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, he's dropped that bit, but it's not going to matter.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12He's just got the pointy bit to put on the top.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Here it comes.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16The pyramid is completed.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17- FANFARE - And look at that dance!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19The girls can only look on in appreciation.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22That is historically accurate choreography.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Come on, then. Back you come.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Wow, that was a hard-fought contest.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30William, help yourself.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35That's one of the most well-earned Year Spheres I think I've ever seen.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah. Exhausting.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Now, Pharaoh Rattus, remind me why I'm covered in honey again.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Well, Dave, you're being a honey slave.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46In Ancient Egypt, slaves were covered in honey

0:15:46 > 0:15:49and sent to the corner of the room, to keep the flies off the Pharaoh.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51FLIES BUZZ

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Except this Pharaoh wants you near him, so he can eat all the flies.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Come here, you little... HE GULPS LOUDLY

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Righty-oh.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Round 3 and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's the Savage Stone Age.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- So, four questions, as always. - Here are your four Stone Age topics.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19So, Georgia, your turn to lead us off, pick away.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Toilets.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Toilets! Let's hear that question.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26What did cavemen and women use to wipe their bottoms

0:16:26 > 0:16:27after they go to loo?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Was it...?

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Yeah, I've tried wiping my bottom using rabbit fur once.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41The rabbit was furious.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Yep.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44So, what do you think? A, B or C?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Let's see your answers now, please.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Wow. Total agreement.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Everybody thinks it's A. What's the answer?

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Answer is...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Hedgehog skin? That going to hurt...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Well done, everybody. All off the mark in this round.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Three shiny points. Nyobi, it's your turn to pick.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Could I have Painting, please?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Let's hear that question.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Which of these was used in our cave paint?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Earwax, sloth bogies, ox blood -

0:17:24 > 0:17:26a smoothie to die for.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Urgh. Thank you, Rattus. So, is it A, B or C?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Show me some answers now.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Everybody thinks it's C. What's the answer?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Answer is...

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Ox wild cos me take blood!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Caveman joke!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Very nearly. Well done, everybody, on maximum score.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51William, it is your turn to pick.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Could I have Ice Age, please?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Ice Age question now, please.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I have a question...

0:18:06 > 0:18:11So, that's a few noughts, some more noughts, or lots of noughts.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Technically, he's right.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Do you think that's A, B or C?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Show me your answers now, please.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Ooh, a slight difference of opinion. Nyobi thinks it's B.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27William and Georgia both think it's C. What's the answer?

0:18:27 > 0:18:28The answer is...

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Yep. The last ice age in Britain was 10,000 years ago.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Nyobi, well played, you've forged into a very timely lead there.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41There's one question left in this round.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's a question on Britain

0:18:43 > 0:18:45and this is what it is.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49A species of humans called Homo heidelbergensis

0:18:49 > 0:18:54lived in Britain 750,000 years ago, but what was Britain like back then?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Was it...?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59POLAR BEAR GRUNTS

0:19:01 > 0:19:02HIPPO SNORTS

0:19:04 > 0:19:06RAIN PATTERS, DINOSAUR HOWLS

0:19:06 > 0:19:08What could it be?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Do you think that's A, B or C?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Let's see some answers now, please.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Complete disagreement. This could be very interesting.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17I can tell you...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19that the answer is....

0:19:21 > 0:19:22So, Georgia has it right.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Hippos, elephants, rhinos and lions

0:19:24 > 0:19:29all lived in Britain's lush grassy savannahs 750,000 years ago.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Did you go hunting back then?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33No, I was far too old.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Good one! Ha-ha!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Well done, Georgia. That's an extra point for you there,

0:19:39 > 0:19:44which means, Nyobi and Georgia, we are in a tie-break situation.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Please write down a number for me here.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Whoever is nearest will win the Year Sphere.

0:19:51 > 0:19:56Approximately how many years ago did the woolly mammoth become extinct?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I'll give you a clue -

0:19:58 > 0:20:01it was less than 15,000 years ago.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Show me your answers now, please.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09The correct answer...

0:20:09 > 0:20:11is 10,000 years ago,

0:20:11 > 0:20:13exactly what Georgia has written down.

0:20:13 > 0:20:18So, Georgia, that means that you collect your second Year Sphere.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Bad luck, Nyobi.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Georgia, as the winner of the Stone Age quiz,

0:20:22 > 0:20:25you are through to play the Stone Age game.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28But will it be just you, or is everyone coming along too?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Let's find out.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Oh, it's a Single Player, brainy game.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38So, Georgia, off down the Time Sewer with you.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Come on, Jackie, you as well.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Sorry, them's the breaks.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Archaeologists have discovered cave paintings

0:20:46 > 0:20:49that show Stone Age man made pictures very similar

0:20:49 > 0:20:51to modern-day emojis.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Do you know what an emoji is, Dave?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yes, I do, it's a kind of cheese.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56RATTUS SIGHS

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Come on, Grandad. It's time to play...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Hashtag Stone Age!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Eight emojis, then, but only five of them are genuine Stone Age symbols.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Your challenge is to guess which five.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12You need to choose five emojis and move them to the cave painting.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Whack the boulder with your club to find out how many you've got right.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Keep trying different combinations until you've guessed all five.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21But you've got to be quick, as you're against the clock.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Your time starts...now.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25HOOTER SOUNDS

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Dave, it's true, Stone Age man left messages using emoji-style symbols,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31much like we do today.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yeah, these emojis are around 30,000 years old.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Did you have a full head of hair back then?- Leave it.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Hey, Pharaoh Rattus,

0:21:38 > 0:21:43imagine what fun they must have had writing messages with emojis.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44On their tablets.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Of stone! Ha-ha!

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Come on.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Of course, Dave, the viewers at home

0:21:49 > 0:21:51can get involved too,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53by playing along using the Gory Games app.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Download it now!- It's free!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59You have three correct.

0:22:01 > 0:22:0330 seconds remaining.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07So, Georgia has three right and two to change here.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Off comes the sun, what's she going to go for?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13There goes a heart. Do you think they'd have known

0:22:13 > 0:22:16what a heart actually looked like, Rattus, in the Stone Age days?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Well, if they'd have actually reached in and pulled one out,

0:22:19 > 0:22:20yes, I guess they would.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Ha-ha! That one looks like a bottom!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25But is that a genuine Stone Age emoji?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You have four correct.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29She needs to find one more, then. But does she have time?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32The seconds are counting down, she can't decide,

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- she's got the hand, but, oh, dear... - KLAXON SOUNDS

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Too bad, Georgia, she's out of time.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40And she's hashtag livid, look.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Welcome back. Welcome back. Oh, bad luck.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46That was really, really tough, wasn't it?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49So, sadly, no Year Sphere for you this time, Georgia.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53It's time now, though, for our big All Play Silly End Game.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Ooh, it's the Vicious Vikings.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Everybody get back down that Time Sewer, mind yourself.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06There we go.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Vikings loved to scoff a few sea bird eggs.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11The only problem was, they weren't always easy to collect.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's time to play...

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Cliffhanger!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Your challenge is to scale down the cliff...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Slash - run along the inflatable.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- ..whilst attached to a rope... - Slash - bungee cord.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- ..and collect as many sea bird eggs...- Slash - plastic eggs.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28..from the nests as possible. And look out for the seagull.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31The first person to collect all of their eggs and the seagull

0:23:31 > 0:23:33wins a Year Sphere.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34In three...two...one...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36HOOTER SOUNDS

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Let's get on with Cliffhanger, then, Rattus, and it's already begun.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40They've got a flying start here.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43What they've got to do is climb down the cliffs,

0:23:43 > 0:23:47nick those eggs and then stick them in those nests at the end.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, well, William's lost his nest there,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52but don't worry, our friendly Viking is sorting it out.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53The eggs will still count.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54When the sea birds arrive,

0:23:54 > 0:23:56they want to grab hold of them

0:23:56 > 0:23:57because Vikings loved to eat sea birds,

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- didn't they, Rattus? - They certainly do, Dave.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I tell you what, this could literally not be closer.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Georgia might just have the edge.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Has a Viking ever mistaken your head

0:24:06 > 0:24:09for an albatross egg and tried to steal it?

0:24:09 > 0:24:12I'm not going to dignify that with an answer, Pharaoh Rattus.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14They are charging up their lane.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Look at that, Nyobi doing brilliantly.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20You have to say, William faring spectacularly well too.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22This is incredibly close.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24It looks like we have experienced egg thieves on our hands here,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27but these final eggs are the difficult ones.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32The bungee becomes super-tight and they get pinged back relentlessly.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34It really is a struggle to reach these final eggs.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37And look at that, there's a case in point right there.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39It really, really is a tricky game, this.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- GULLS SCREECH - But wait a minute, here come the seagulls.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Now, they have to get the seagulls as well as the eggs,

0:24:44 > 0:24:46it's what order they get them in that could be crucial.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Georgia's got the egg,

0:24:48 > 0:24:51she's taking the egg back before attempting the seagull.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Is that going to be wise?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55The others have dropped everything, they've gone for the birds first.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Georgia, though, went back for the bird last, but there she goes.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- HOOTER SOUNDS - She delivers it and she has won Cliffhanger.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03And let's have a look at the celebration -

0:25:03 > 0:25:05double popster, little bounce.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Back you come, everyone.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Wow, what a hard-fought and close-fought battle that was.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Help yourself, Georgia.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Almost time to count them up.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Nyobi, remember, because you haven't got a negative score,

0:25:20 > 0:25:21you could still win this,

0:25:21 > 0:25:25because if there's enough BC dates in these spheres here,

0:25:25 > 0:25:28your nought could be the winning score.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Time to count them up, then.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Remember, AD years are added, BC years subtracted.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Nyobi, you have scored nought.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Will it be enough?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Let's find out.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39William, let's open up that first sphere.

0:25:39 > 0:25:441189 AD. Richard the Lionheart becomes King of England that year.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:47 > 0:25:521858 AD. The construction of Big Ben was completed that year.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Let's have a look at this crucial third and final one.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59800 AD. Gunpowder was invented in China that year.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01It means, Nyobi, unfortunately,

0:26:01 > 0:26:04that William has ended up with a positive score.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07William, you have a total of 3,847.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10That is what Georgia has to beat.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Georgia, open that first one for us.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Ooh, no, no!

0:26:15 > 0:26:1823,000 BC.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Neanderthals died out around about that time.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Let's open the second one.

0:26:24 > 0:26:261599 AD.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Shakespeare's Globe Theatre was opened that year.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31And let's have a look at the last one.

0:26:31 > 0:26:361775 AD, the American Revolution began.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Two good spheres to finish with,

0:26:38 > 0:26:45but I'm afraid you've finished up with minus 19,626.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Oh, Georgia, that's Horrible History for you.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50It's an awful business, but it does mean that, William,

0:26:50 > 0:26:53you are today's champion

0:26:53 > 0:26:57with 3,847 points.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59That means that you are the lucky person

0:26:59 > 0:27:01who gets to take home a priceless prize.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04And by priceless, I mean completely without value.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07It's a lovely loaf of French bread.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Ordinary loaf?- Yep.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Made with flour? - Well, a kind of flour.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Made from ground-up human bones! - Oh, good grief.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21In 1590, Paris was under siege and the people were so starving,

0:27:21 > 0:27:24they went to the cemeteries and ground up the bones of the dead

0:27:24 > 0:27:26to make into bread.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Well, that is one of the most gruesome prizes we have ever had.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32So, William, congratulations and, well,

0:27:32 > 0:27:33commiserations as well, to be fair.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36And I'm afraid, for our unlucky runners-up,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39it's time to head home through the Time Sewer.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Bye, Georgia.- Bye.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Bye.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Bye, Nyobi.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Urghh!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:48 > 0:27:51if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Ohh, yuck!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, I have to say, Rattus,

0:27:54 > 0:27:56it's been a lot of fun being your slave,

0:27:56 > 0:27:58but now I feel it's time to immortalise you,

0:27:58 > 0:28:00like a real pharaoh.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02- Disgusting! - With a great big pyramid?

0:28:02 > 0:28:04No, by mummifying you, I'm afraid.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Sorry about this, Jackie, but he's had it coming. - MUFFLED CRIES

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Lovely. I've been Dave Lamb. He's been Pharaoh Rattus.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- MUFFLED YELPING - Goodbye!

0:28:11 > 0:28:12# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:28:12 > 0:28:13# Games! #