Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Rattus Rattus

0:00:26 > 0:00:30and welcome to a very special Rat Nose Day edition of Gory Games.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hey, hang on, Rat Nose Day?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yes, it's to raise awareness.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Is that why you made me wear this weird nose?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Rats are an endangered species, Dave.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42There are only about five billion of us left.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Five billion! Right, where's my phone?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Oh, you calling to make a donation? - No, I'm calling pest control.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50No, not on Rat Nose Day!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Oh, all right, let's just get on, shall we?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And meet today's horrible historians.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hey, I'm Theo and I'm from Lincolnshire.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Hello, Theo.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Hi, I'm Yasmin and I'm from Essex.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hello, Yasmin.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Max and I'm from Liverpool.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Hello, Max.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Welcome, everyone. You are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

0:01:15 > 0:01:19will win a prize plucked out of the poo superhighway

0:01:19 > 0:01:22by the hygiene bypass that is Rattus Rattus.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Don't forget, you can get involved at home.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Download the Gory Games app from the CBBC Website and play along.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30So do it, do it for the rats.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32What's our first round about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Max, how do you feel about Victorians?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm feeling good about Victorians, yeah.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44You sound very chipper, Max, I'm very pleased to hear that.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Yasmin, what's your favourite character in history?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Boudicca and Cleopatra.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Neither of which were Victorians. - Nope.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Awkward. Theo, what do you think? Victorians?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I want to run away.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55THEY LAUGH

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Theo, you cannot do that.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59OK, four questions on the Vile Victorians coming up.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere

0:02:02 > 0:02:05and your four Victorian topics are...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Max, you get to pick first, this round. What will you have?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Can I have Gadgets, please?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You certainly can. That is a prop question.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- # Prop Question... - BOTH: Prop Question, Prop Question.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Here is a genuine Victorian invention, but what on earth is it?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36HE LAUGHS

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Thank you, Rattus. Look closely, then.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41So, is it A, B, or C?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Let's see those answers now, please.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Everybody has gone for C.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Well, well, well.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50The answer is indeed C.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Well played, everybody. It's a hot water bottle for your derriere.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56It was designed to go on the seat of a Victorian car.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Hey, Dave, I know a much better way of keeping your bottom hot.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Do I want to know? - Eat lots of rotten chillies.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06No, I do not want to know. Well played, everybody, you're

0:03:06 > 0:03:08all off the mark. That is a point apiece.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Yasmin, your turn to pick. - Dyes, please.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16In Victorian times, which of these was used to dye clothes red?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, please don't be A. Please don't be A.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28What could it be? What could it be?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Let's see your answers now, please.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Everyone's gone for A, Rattus.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Everyone hopes it's rat's blood. What's the answer?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39The answer is B, whale poo.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- I did not know that. - Theo, your turn to pick.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Can I have stamps, please?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45You can indeed, sir.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49The first postage stamp was issued in 1840.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52It had a picture of Queen Victoria on it, but what was it called?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, I know this one. I know this one.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- No clues.- It's, A or B, or C.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Show me your answers, please.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Oh, it's spelt out BAB. Max and Theo agreeing on B,

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Yasmin thinks it's A. What's the answer, please?

0:04:13 > 0:04:18The answer is A, the Penny Black because it was black

0:04:18 > 0:04:19and it cost a penny.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Well done, Yasmin. Excellent, excellent work.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25There's one question left in this round.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's on Ratting. Let's hear it.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Ratting was a popular contest in Victorian Britain, but what was it?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40A rat-related question for Rat Nose Day.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Yes, it's highly appropriate, but is it A, B or C?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Show me your answers now, please.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, Max and Yasmin think it's C. Theo thinks it's A.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51What's the answer?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54The answer is C. Ratting was rats fighting in a pit with

0:04:54 > 0:04:56a ferocious dog.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yes, a notorious bull terrier called Billy is reputed to have

0:04:59 > 0:05:03killed 100 rats in just over five minutes.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05And he's here with us today...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, where, where?!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10No, he isn't here. Don't worry, Rattus, you're fine.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, ha-de-ha.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well done, Max, well done, Yasmin.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16A look at the scoreboard tells us

0:05:16 > 0:05:19that Yasmin, you are our Victorian Victor.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Time to choose your Year Sphere and time for me to say...

0:05:23 > 0:05:27all hail the Potty Pyramid!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29FANFARE

0:05:29 > 0:05:33And pick carefully, Yasmin, because AD dates will be added

0:05:33 > 0:05:37to your total score but BC dates will be subtracted.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40We'll find out what's in there later.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Now, winning the Victorian quiz means that Yasmin is automatically

0:05:43 > 0:05:45through to play the Victorian game,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48but will she be alone or will the others get to play, too?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50They're keen to find out, as are you. Let's do it.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57It's an All Play scary game so it's off down the Time Sewer with

0:05:57 > 0:05:59the lot of you. Go on, Theo, lead us on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Bye.- Bye.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Bye, Yasmin. See you, Max.- See ya.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06It's shocking to think that in Victorian times, children were

0:06:06 > 0:06:08made to clean chimneys.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11And it's even more shocking to think that we're going to make them

0:06:11 > 0:06:12do it again now.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It is. It's time to play our excellent new game...

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Your challenge is to crawl up

0:06:18 > 0:06:20and down the chimney, clearing out four blockages.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23The first person to shove their brush out of the top of the chimney

0:06:23 > 0:06:26is the winner. In three, two, one... HOOTER

0:06:26 > 0:06:29There's the opening hooter.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32They take to their trolleys now and they have to get themselves up that

0:06:32 > 0:06:34chimney and clear four blockages.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35There's the first.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Theo pulls that bird's nest out of the way quickly,

0:06:38 > 0:06:40efficiently and wow! He's moving fast, Rattus.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42The basket's in the nest

0:06:42 > 0:06:44or the nest is in the basket. Can't quite tell.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45That way round, I think.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47The second way round, Theo's already

0:06:47 > 0:06:49approaching the first bird.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50He's already got it undone.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52This is an extraordinary performance

0:06:52 > 0:06:53already, Rattus.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Dave, this game is brilliant.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58They should be sponsored to do it for Rat Nose Day.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Well, maybe they should, yes.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03The master chimney sweep, there, keeping a close eye on these young

0:07:03 > 0:07:06sweeps making sure none of them are shirking.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Max makes his way back down the chimney with a bird,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10but Theo's in the lead at the moment.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13He's cleared the third blockage. It's impressive stuff.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And here comes that master chimney sweep again.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18He's going to be encouraging the contestants to climb

0:07:18 > 0:07:19by poking their feet with pins.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22And Rattus, that would actually happen in Victorian times.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24The master chimney sweep would prod children with pins

0:07:24 > 0:07:26to make them work faster.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28What a vicious man.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31He's given Max the nudge he needed, though.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33The other two sweeps are heading back down the flue.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37There is Max. He's made his way up to his next bird nest using that

0:07:37 > 0:07:41double-handed technique, but Theo's delivering the final bird already.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44It's just a foot race up the chimney now for Theo

0:07:44 > 0:07:45and look at him go, Rattus.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50All he's got to do is whack his head on the end button

0:07:50 > 0:07:54and that broom is going right up the chimney and there it is.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Yeah!- Theo starts to celebrate, and why not?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00He's the best under-nine chimney sweep in the country.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Welcome back, welcome back.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06What an excellent game that was.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Theo, straight to the Potty Pyramid.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Congratulations, congratulations.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Theo, that was some of the best chimney sweeping I've ever seen.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20How did it feel for you?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23It made me scared but it made me giggle.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Well, you've now got yourself a shiny Year Sphere.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, Dave, I've been meaning to say thanks

0:08:28 > 0:08:32so much for joining in and raising money for Rat Nose Day.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Joining in how, Rattus?- Well, you're doing something sponsored, right?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39You know, sponsored shave your head and wear something really stupid.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Where's your bucket? Come on, I'll give you 50p.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44This is just my normal head and my normal clothes, Rattus.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Awkward.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47On to round two and,

0:08:47 > 0:08:50to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oh, it's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Yasmin, I can see you celebrating inside.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00I love them.

0:09:00 > 0:09:05So, four questions again. Here are your all-important Egyptian topics.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13And, Yasmin, it is your turn to lead us off.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Pharaohs, please.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20True or false, peasants were banned from looking at pharaohs?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23So, true that or false that?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Peasants were banned from looking at pharaohs.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Everybody has gone for true. What's the answer, please?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34It's true.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Right, that's a point apiece.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Well done, an excellent start to the round.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Theo, what would you like next?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Cures, please.- Cures.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46True or false, an ancient Egyptian remedy for toothache involved

0:09:46 > 0:09:48rubbing cat wee on the gums.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52An ancient Egyptian remedy for toothache involved rubbing

0:09:52 > 0:09:53cat wee on the gums.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Well, Theo and Yasmin think it's false. Max thinks it's true.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02What's the answer, please?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06It's false. What nonsense. You have to rub a dead mouse onto

0:10:06 > 0:10:08the gums to cure toothache.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12A dead rat, on the other hand, is the cure for a headache, so...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Is that joke really appropriate on Rat Nose Day?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19No, maybe it isn't. I do apologise to all rats who are watching.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Theo and Yasmin, well played. A point apiece.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Max, your turn to choose.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Could I have Beds, please?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yes, you can. What's the question on Beds?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Is this true or false?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37So, rich Egyptians would use pillows carved from wood,

0:10:37 > 0:10:40ivory or stone. Is that true or is that false?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well, everybody in total agreement here.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Everyone thinks it's true. What's the answer, please?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's true.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52It is true. Congratulations, everybody.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54One question left in this round.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's on Sandals and it's a prop question.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- # Prop question, prop question. # - True or false -

0:11:00 > 0:11:04in ancient Egypt, if you painted a picture of someone on the inside

0:11:04 > 0:11:07sole of your sandals it meant they were your best friend.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Could that possibly be true?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Show me now.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, Theo and Yasmin agreeing on false.

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Max thinks that's true. I can tell you that it is...

0:11:19 > 0:11:20false.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24It actually meant they were your worst enemy, Max.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Every step you took would be grinding them into the ground.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Can I get a picture of you please, Dave?- Why would that be?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- No reason!- In that case, no, you cannot.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Points then for Yasmin and Theo who have ended that round

0:11:38 > 0:11:41locked on four apiece. Amazing.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's a tie-breaker situation.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Fingers on your buzzers.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Beginning with the letter B, what was used to wrap a mummy?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Theo.- Bandages.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Bandages is absolutely right. Congratulations, Theo.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Excellent work. Well done, Theo.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11And amazing scenes here at the Gory Games Rat Nose Day special.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Let's see how the Rat Totaliser is doing.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17It now stands at five billion and ten thousand.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21What? The number of rats has gone up by 10,000

0:12:21 > 0:12:23since the programme started?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah, the appeal must be really working, Dave.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Right, I'm not having this.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33Dave, how could you? Think of the rats.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36All right, I may... I may have overreacted.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- TEARFULLY:- I think so. - What if I put the nose back on?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43That might go some way.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Ah, thank you.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48OK, Theo, you are through to play the Egyptian game.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Just ignore this nose, but will it be just you

0:12:50 > 0:12:52or will the others get to play, too?

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Let's find out, shall we?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Oh, it's a single player gory game.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, Theo, get down that Time Sewer on your own.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Au revoir.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Rattus, prepare yourself. It's time for that Gory Games classic...

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Theo, you have to remove the Mummy's vital organs

0:13:13 > 0:13:14and put them in special jars.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17The brain has to be removed through the nose and the bladder

0:13:17 > 0:13:21has to be binned, but the heart must be left inside the body.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Your time starts now.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25HOOTER Talk about good clean fun, Rattus!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27This is the opposite of that, isn't it?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29It is, pretty much, Dave, yes.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30And look at Theo.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32He's going straight in for the brains

0:13:32 > 0:13:33which obviously have to be pulled out

0:13:33 > 0:13:35through the nose and oh, my goodness!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37He's straight up there with that hook.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39It looks incredibly painful - even though

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I know that he's dead, it still makes me wince.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Makes me smart.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Yeah, brain's out and it's in the bin.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46And that's how it should be.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48So that's an excellent start for Theo.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52And, of course, you can get involved at home, too

0:13:52 > 0:13:54if you play along on the Gory Games app.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Now what's this? What's this coming out of here?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59We can't quite... Ohh!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I've got a feeling, Dave. - I've got a feeling.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh! It's the bladder.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06There's that good clean fun I was talking about

0:14:06 > 0:14:09earlier. There is wee everywhere already.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Now, there we go, there's the liver.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Off he goes. Now look at him.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15He's just playing this correctly.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18He's checking very carefully which canopic jar it has to go in,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20and then he's going over and he's popping it in.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I would have pan-fried it with a few onions, Dave.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25You would have eaten it raw within seconds of seeing it, Rattus.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- You're right.- That stinks.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29This is the longest amount of intestine

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I think I've ever seen. It's crazy.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's worth noting that Rattus has put out more canopic jars

0:14:34 > 0:14:36than are actually needed partly to keep

0:14:36 > 0:14:39the contestants on their toes, but mainly because he can't count.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Theo needs to fill four canopic jars in total.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45That's his second, so he needs to stuff two more

0:14:45 > 0:14:46with the correct organs.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Now, where's he going now, Rattus?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50He's up the right end, certainly.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53What's that coming out, do you think?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Ohh, the stomach! - The stomach.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Now look at him.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58He's really doing this diligently

0:14:58 > 0:14:59and in the correct order.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01He's making sure he's got the canopic jar

0:15:01 > 0:15:03right and he's just popping it in then, Rattus.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Popped it in there, very casual.

0:15:05 > 0:15:0730 seconds remaining.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10And Theo is being very clever,

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- because he's got hold of the lungs, for my money.- Lungs!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Out they come, and look at the effort of this.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- He pops them in. I think that's it. - I think he's done it.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20I think he's done it, Rattus.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23There's the celebration.

0:15:23 > 0:15:29Theo, well played, well played. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Cor, that was some good work in there.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Look at that - three Year Spheres already. Superb work.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well, this is all good fun,

0:15:37 > 0:15:41but let's remember why we're really here today - Rat Nose Day.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Rat Nose Day, Dave.- Oh, right, yes, of course. Sorry, Rattus.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Yes, rats everywhere need your help.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Without rats there'd be no-one to spread plagues,

0:15:54 > 0:15:58eat rubbish or make scratchy-scratchy noises

0:15:58 > 0:15:59in your walls at night.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04So, please, dig deep and give whatever you can.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Well, I've got this rotten apple, will that do?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Well, it's a good start.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Moving stuff. Right! Round three and it's over to the Gory Grid

0:16:14 > 0:16:16to find out what's next.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Ah, you bit me!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Here are your four Middle Ages topics.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33So, Theo, it is your turn to lead us off this time.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Food, please. - Food. Let's hear that question.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38In Medieval Arabia, people were sometimes known to eat

0:16:38 > 0:16:40dead bodies covered in...

0:16:46 > 0:16:47So is it...

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Show me now, please.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Wow, look at that - Max and Yasmin agreeing on B.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Theo going for A. Let's hear the answer.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02The answer is B - they sometimes ate mollified men -

0:17:02 > 0:17:04old men who ate nothing but honey and when they died

0:17:04 > 0:17:07were buried in honey for many years before being eaten.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Pretty gross, actually.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12That is a point apiece for Max and Yasmin.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Max, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Could I have Medicine, please?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18You can have Medicine. What's that question?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20What was done by some people in the Middle Ages

0:17:20 > 0:17:23in the hope it would improve their eyesight?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Please don't be C!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37It'll be what it is, Rattus, there's nothing you can do about it.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Show me now, please.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, a complete spread of answers.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Everyone thinks it's something different. What's the actual answer?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47The answer is A. To improve their eyesight

0:17:47 > 0:17:49they hung cows' eyes from their necks.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Well, it's a result for Rattus

0:17:50 > 0:17:53and it's a result for you as well, Yasmin.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58You take the lead in this round and it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Can I have Dick Whittington, please?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03You certainly can and that is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oh, yes, it is, isn't it?

0:18:04 > 0:18:10Dick Whittington really existed and really was the Lord Mayor of London

0:18:10 > 0:18:12but which of these did he have built?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24All three places you find wee in.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Crikey! I hope not, Rattus. Public swimming pool?!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Show me those answers.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Max and Yasmin agreeing this time with B, Theo with A.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What is the answer, Rattus?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38The answer is A -

0:18:38 > 0:18:42a public toilet big enough for 128 people to use at once.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Of course, we rats see the whole world as one big public toilet.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Actually, you know what? I'm taking this off.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Excellent work, Theo. Everybody's still in it, there's one topic left

0:18:53 > 0:18:56in this round. It is Castles and this is the question.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01In 1507, what did the royal doctor to King James IV of Scotland

0:19:01 > 0:19:03attempt to do at Stirling Castle?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14So is it A, B or C?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Let's see some answers now, please.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Everyone think it's A. What is the actual answer?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21The answer is A.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24He made himself some wings and leapt off the castle walls.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29He only lived to tell the tale cos he landed in a dung heap. Hilarious!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Usually people are upset to land in a pile of dung.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Speak for yourself.- Yes, obviously present company excepted.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well done, everybody, a point apiece and that means

0:19:37 > 0:19:41at the end of that round, Yasmin, you have won a Year Sphere.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Help yourself, please.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Oh-oh... #

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Is that going to be a good one?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Is it going to be an AD? Is it going to be a BC?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50We'll find out at the end.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Hang in there, Max, there's still time to win one.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Yasmin, as winner of the Middle Ages quiz you're through to play

0:19:57 > 0:19:58the Middle Ages game,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01but will it be just you or will everyone else get to play, too?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Let's find out, shall we?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, it's a single play, a silly game.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Yasmin, you're on your own. Down that Time Sewer, please.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- See ya.- Bye!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17King Louis XI of France was an impressive monarch

0:20:17 > 0:20:21who strengthened and unified France after the Hundred Years' War.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25But obviously all we care about is his pig piano.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Yep, the famous instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes

0:20:28 > 0:20:30and a keyboard.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Each key operated a little spike which would prick a piggy

0:20:33 > 0:20:34and make it squeal...

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Oink, oink! - ..much like that.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42The sequence will go one squeal longer each time.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit

0:20:44 > 0:20:46to win a Year Sphere.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48It's time to... HE OINKS

0:20:48 > 0:20:52What he said. Now, let's listen in to this because it's crucial

0:20:52 > 0:20:56that we hear the order in which the piggies squeak.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00PIGS SQUEAL

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Here she goes, this is the first one.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Good sequencing so far.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Excellent. Lovely stuff from Yasmin.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Now the pigs will have another little sing-song...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15PIGS SQUEAL

0:21:15 > 0:21:18..and Yasmin has to copy. There she goes, she's off to a good start.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22You know what happens, of course, Rattus, if she makes a mistake.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24It gets awfully pooey, doesn't it?

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Dave, of course, if the pigs hit the wrong note

0:21:28 > 0:21:30they get a right roasting!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- He's done it again! - Come on, be serious, Rattus!

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Yasmin's now attempting a six-squeal sequence - can she remember it?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, there's the poo!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44It's missed her, luckily.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47The pig's having another go but she's no musician.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Oh, bad luck, Yasmin, bad luck.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- It's a hard one to play, isn't it, the pig piano?- Yeah.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58So, unfortunately, no Year Sphere for you this time, Yasmin.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Time for our big all-play endgame now.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02So over to the Gory Grid one last time.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10It's the Groovy Greeks! Everybody, back down that Time Sewer.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Lead us off, Theo.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Au revoir! - Au revoir.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Cheerio.- Wa-hoo!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19It's time to play...

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Our fantastic new game.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hippocrates was the father of medicine

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- but some of his ideas were slightly...- Brilliant!

0:22:30 > 0:22:31..unusual.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34He used to diagnose illnesses by eating earwax,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- snot, puss and wee. - Oh, the man was a genius.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40You have to grab the unsavoury samples and chuck them

0:22:40 > 0:22:43into Hippocrates' mouth. In three, two, one...

0:22:43 > 0:22:45HOOTER BLARES

0:22:45 > 0:22:47And they're off.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51And Theo is the first to show, he's up his lane

0:22:51 > 0:22:53and he's moving very well.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Springing like a gazelle there.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57This is where he takes the end of it.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59That was bogey going in there, I think.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01That's another bogey. Bogey going in...

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Mainly bogey being thrown.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I think that was earwax.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yasmin has dashed down her lane.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So she's discharged her unmentionables earliest there.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Theo perhaps taking his time over the throwing.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Will that be a good tactic or a bad one? We shall find out, eh, Rattus?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Certainly will, Dave. - We certainly will.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22And Theo, you have to say, he loads up the quickest out of all of them.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23He certainly does.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Remember, Rattus, Hippocrates ate these things

0:23:26 > 0:23:27for serious scientific reasons.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- What, not for a bet? - No, not for a bet.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Yasmin... Oh, just catching the bottom lip there

0:23:34 > 0:23:38but you begin to feel that Theo is getting into his stride here.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'll tell you what, Rattus, this is making me feel ill.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Really? It's making me feel peckish.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Hey, you haven't got any spare snot

0:23:46 > 0:23:47I can munch on, have you?

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Get out of it.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Of course when you're dealing with bogeys you do need to look out for

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- massive sneezes. - Atchoo!

0:23:53 > 0:23:54There's one now!

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Now we've got a big puddle of stuff to slip in

0:23:57 > 0:24:00because that, for me, was a mass of bogey.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Max is down!

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Oh, Yasmin is down.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Once you get covered in the stuff it really, really does get

0:24:07 > 0:24:09ludicrously slippery out there, Rattus.

0:24:09 > 0:24:1230 seconds remaining.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15He's crawling manfully to the end of his lane.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Can he land anything more? Let's just have a look at this.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22This is what happens when they get slippery, it becomes about survival,

0:24:22 > 0:24:26doesn't it, Rattus? And that alone...

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh, she made it to the end! That's excellent from Yasmin.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I'm very impressed to see that happening.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Theo too makes it one last time to the end

0:24:33 > 0:24:35and a large amount of bogey going in there.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38HOOTER And that's it, it's all over.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Max drops a sample at his feet,

0:24:41 > 0:24:43and you can tell just by looking at it from here

0:24:43 > 0:24:46that Theo has this one in the bag. Whoopsie!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Welcome back, welcome back.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Terrific work in there, that was very, very close.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Max, how did you find that?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56The gunge had a very good consistency.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Did you think so, did you think so? - Yes, good consistency.

0:24:58 > 0:25:04Anyway, I can reveal that the winner of that challenge was Theo.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Theo, you had the most, help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09# Oh-oh

0:25:09 > 0:25:12# Oh-oh... #

0:25:12 > 0:25:14There we go.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18And now it's time for the big moment -

0:25:18 > 0:25:23we find out how much money we've raised on Rat Nose Day.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26FANFARE

0:25:26 > 0:25:27FANFARE FIZZLES OUT

0:25:27 > 0:25:30£0?

0:25:30 > 0:25:34I probably shouldn't have left Marcus, my flea, manning the phone.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37PHONE RINGS

0:25:37 > 0:25:39He, erm, can't lift it up.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Now it's time for the actual big moment.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Let's count up those Year Spheres. Remember, AD years are added

0:25:47 > 0:25:51to your total and BC years are subtracted from it.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Max, I'm going to set your total at zero.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Which may or may not be a good score.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Yasmin, let's open up that first Year Sphere.

0:26:01 > 0:26:06It's 1821 AD. Napoleon Bonaparte died that year.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Let's have a look at your second one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It's another AD, 476 AD.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15The fall of the western Roman empire.

0:26:15 > 0:26:20That means, Yasmin, that you have scored 2,297 points

0:26:20 > 0:26:23and that, Theo, is what you have to beat.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Let's have a look at that first sphere.

0:26:25 > 0:26:291815 AD. The Battle of Waterloo was that year. It's a good start.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Let's have a look at the second.

0:26:31 > 0:26:331616 AD.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Shakespeare died that year. It's an excellent start.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Let's have a look at the third one.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Don't want to look at it!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43200,000 BC.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46The appearance of Homo sapiens -

0:26:46 > 0:26:49humans - was round about then,

0:26:49 > 0:26:51but that is a massive BC.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54You're going to have to go several millennia into the future

0:26:54 > 0:26:56to get back into the game. What's it going to be?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Let's have a look at it.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01It's 1189 AD.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Richard the Lionheart became King of England that year

0:27:04 > 0:27:06but that's scant consolation,

0:27:06 > 0:27:13you have got minus 195,380.

0:27:13 > 0:27:19So that means today's winner with 2,297 points is Yasmin!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21CHEERING

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Today's prize is not only spectacular to look at,

0:27:25 > 0:27:29it also has the ability to make the world a better place.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Is it a Rat Nose Day rat nose?

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- How did you guess? - I just did!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Ah! OK, Yasmin, there you go. Thanks very much for playing.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41I hope you treasure it always.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44It just remains for me to send our gallant runners-up,

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Max and Theo, down the Time Sewer. Off you go.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Go on, Max.- Away we go! - There he goes, lead the way.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:57 > 0:28:00if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Thanks for watching Gory Games.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Spread the Rat Nose Day message.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Or don't. Goodbye.

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