0:00:02 > 0:00:03Rattus?
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Hello, Dave.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06What have you done to my dressing room?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Excuse me! This is MY dressing room now.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11My agent sorted it.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12You've got an agent?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Ooh, he's awfully good. He's like a dog with a bone.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Actually, he is a dog with a bone.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18So where's my dressing room?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Um, you've got my old one.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21What, this old thing?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24We're going to talk about this, Rattus,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26but we've got a show to do first.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Still watching?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Then let's test your brains
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# Horrible History's Gory Games! #
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, starring me, Rattus Rattus,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and featuring him... What's your name again?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Oh, yeah, Dave Lamb.- "Featuring"?!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02If you've got a problem with it, speak to my agent.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Got him on the phone right now.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Oh, right. Yeah, all right, I will.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hello? BARKING
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yeah, I want to talk... It's just that I thought that maybe I...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Right. No, I understand that perfectly. Thanks very much.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Goodbye.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17And featuring me, Dave Lamb.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Hi, my name's Mery and I'm from the Cotswolds!- Hello, Mery.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Hi, I'm Haider and I'm from South Wales!- Hello, Haider.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Hi, I'm Holly and I'm from Norwich! - Hello, Holly.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Welcome, everyone.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Right, you lot are here to try and win Year Spheres.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42The person with the Highest Year score at the end of the show
0:01:42 > 0:01:46will win a prize as selected by Rattus Rattus, the star of the show.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Deal with it, Dave. Deal with it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And you can win Year Spheres at home, too.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Just download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website
0:01:53 > 0:01:54and play along.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56What's our first round about?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Holly, how do you feel about the Terrible Tudors?- OK.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Haider, what about you? - I feel fine with it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Lovely. And Mery?- I'm OK with it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Both girls thinking it could go either way.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Haider - bang up for it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16So four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20The person who gets the most right wins the First Year Sphere.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22And your four Tudor topics are...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29So Holly, you get to pick first in this round.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Which one of those do you fancy? - I think I'll go for Shakespeare.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37In Shakespeare's play King Lear,
0:02:37 > 0:02:41what horrible thing is done to the character the Duke of Gloucester?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Does he have his...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Crikey!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I think it's fair to say King Lear is a tragedy and not a comedy.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's horrible but is it A, B or C?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Show me your answers now, please.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Interesting. The girls agreeing on A. Haider thinks it's B.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Rattus, what's the answer?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07The answer is A!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Bet he didn't see that coming! - HE LAUGHS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Well, technically, Rattus, he would have done
0:03:14 > 0:03:17because he still had his eyes before they were scooped out.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Bet he didn't see that going!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Now that's not quite working, is it, fella?- In many ways, no.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Interesting first question. The girls are off the mark.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Haider, plenty of time to catch up, and it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I'm going to pick Plague, please.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- What's the question on Plague? - Here's my question.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Please be C! Please be C!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's all right, Rattus. It was a very long time ago.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Was it...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Show me your answers now, please.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Interesting. Holly's gone for B.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Haider and Mery have both gone for C. What's the answer?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01The answer is...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06People believed uncooked fruit and vegetables carried disease.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Tudor kids always had to eat their none a day.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well done, Holly. That is another point for you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16You're taking a strong lead early on. Mery, what's your subject?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Can I have Beauty Treatments, please?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20You sure can. What's the question, please?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24What did Elizabeth I rub into her face to fight wrinkles
0:04:24 > 0:04:25and keep looking young?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35So people, what do you think? Wee, wee or wee?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Well, it's certainly wee-based, isn't it, this question?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Show me now, please.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Wow. Holly and Haider are agreeing on A.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's Mery on her own this time with C.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45What's the answer, please?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46The answer is...
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Elizabeth I used to rub her own wee into her face.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53RATTUS CACKLES
0:04:53 > 0:04:57The questions are so much better now that I'm in charge!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Are they, though? Bad luck. No-one scores a point there.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02There is one topic left in this round.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It is Cooks, and this is the question.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06The Bishop of Rochester once had a feast
0:05:06 > 0:05:09during which two guests were poisoned and died.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13So what did Henry VIII do to the cook?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16A, feed him some of the poisoned food?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17B, chop off his head?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Or C, boil him alive in his own pot?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23He was an absolute charmer, that Henry VIII.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Which of those did he do, though?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Is it A, B or C? Show me now, please!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Interesting. The girls agreeing on B.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Haider is out on his own this time with C.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35What's the answer?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39The answer is C. The cook was boiled alive.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Turns out you don't need too many cooks to spoil the broth.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43One is plenty!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE LAUGHS
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Haider, congratulations, you got off the mark with the last question,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50but looking at the scoreboard at the end of that round,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53it's Holly who claims the first Year Sphere,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56and that means it's time for me to say...
0:05:56 > 0:06:01All hail the Potty Pyramid!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Rattus, it is not your Potty Pyramid!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Want to speak to my agent?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07No, I don't. HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's Rattus' Potty Pyramid.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Pick wisely, Holly,
0:06:15 > 0:06:19because some of those Year Spheres are even older than Dave.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20All right.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Don't forget the Year Spheres containing AD dates will be added to
0:06:23 > 0:06:28your score, and the ones containing BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Now, winning the Tudor Quiz means Holly is now automatically
0:06:31 > 0:06:33through to play the Tudor Game, but will she be alone?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Or will everyone get to play? Let's find out, shall we?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's an all-player game.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Off you all go, down the Time Sewer.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Go on, Mery.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Oh, it stinks!- It does.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Poo-eee!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's hot in this thing!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Henry VIII may have ruled England with an iron fist,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59but he couldn't wipe his own backside.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01It's time to play Rattus' new game...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Groom Of The Stool.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05You are Henry's Groom Of The Stool.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07When the king hollers, you have to collect his chamber pot
0:07:07 > 0:07:09and check his poo.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11This game is genius!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13In the meantime, you have to brick up the door
0:07:13 > 0:07:17to the paranoid king's bedroom, so he can sleep safe from assassins.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20First person to brick up the doorway wins a Year Sphere.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22The game starts in three, two, one.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24KLAXON
0:07:24 > 0:07:26And off we go.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It really is a terrific new game this, isn't it, Rattus?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31It's becoming one of my new bestest favourites, Dave.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, it was Henry VIII, wasn't it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36He was paranoid that he was going to get attacked in the night.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39So he got himself bricked into his own bedroom every night.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41That must have got tedious, mustn't it, Rattus?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Poop and architecture, Dave - two of my favourite things.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Didn't know you were into architecture.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Holly laying some solid foundations there.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50And a decent start from Mery, too.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Yep. An interesting approach from Haider, as well.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Looking a little wobbly, though.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Of course, this wall building is very much at the mercy
0:07:57 > 0:07:59of King Henry's very active bowels.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00SQUIRTING
0:08:00 > 0:08:02'I'm finished!'
0:08:02 > 0:08:06And right on cue, there's Henry. He needs his stool examining.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Let's watch this go in.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Oh! Some solid bits at the end there.- A bit ploppy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, look, look at that! Oh, Rattus!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, what a lumpy job!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Oh, good grief! That is absolutely horrendous, Rattus.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, I did not need to see that.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Of course, the Groom Of The Stool was a real job,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27and the man who got to check the king's...well, "jobs"
0:08:27 > 0:08:30was very powerful and influential.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33All our contestants doing very well here,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35but it looks like Holly's got the edge.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Yep, look at this!- 'I'm finished!'
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, that's King Henry again. Oh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- What a moment!- Oh, no, Henry wants the poops moving.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44This is the dual nature of the job.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I saw it again, Rattus. Urgh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've seen things today, a man should never have to see, Rattus.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53My eyes! My eyes!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's desperately distressing, this game, but here we go.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58This is the good side of things. Well done, Holly.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You've cleaned up in more ways than one.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Yes!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Congratulations, Holly. Collect your Year Sphere.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Come on back.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Yes, it stinks in that Time Sewer. I'm very sorry.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Well done, Holly. Very good, very good.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Tell me, have you ever bricked up a king in a doorway before?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18No.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22No? Surprising. You looked as if you had. Congratulations, Holly.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23On to Round Two.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Let's find out what's next over at the Gory Grid.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's the Savage Stone Age.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Here are your all-important Stone Age topics.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40So, Haider, it's your turn to kick us off.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I'm going to choose...
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Drink.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- That is a Prop Question. - Prop Question! Prop Question!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Prop Question!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51There it is, a skull.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55True or false - cave people at Gough's Cave in Somerset
0:09:55 > 0:09:58sometimes drank from human skulls.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ooh!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02He's got even less hair than you, Dave!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Well, he's got the same amount of hair as me, hasn't he?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Thank you, Rattus.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Can I see your answers now, please?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Ooh! Everybody thinks it's true. I can tell you...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17it's true!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well done. They did drink from skulls.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Excellent. That's a point for everybody. Well done.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Mery, it's your turn to choose a category.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Could I have Clothes, please?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yes, you can. What's the question, please?
0:10:29 > 0:10:34True or false - Stone Age people only wore animal skins.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I always wear an animal skin.
0:10:36 > 0:10:42So Stone Age people only wore animal skins. True or false?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Haider has gone on his own here with true.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46What's the answer, please?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47No, false.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50We also wore woven plants,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52but pants made out of stinging nettles...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Oh, bad idea, really bad idea.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56What a strange individual.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00It's true - archaeologists have found evidence that Stone Age man
0:11:00 > 0:11:03wore colourful clothes made of woven plants.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Well, that explains your shirt then.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Cheeky. Well done, Holly and Mery, a point apiece there.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Holly, it's your turn to pick.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Neanderthals, please.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Neanderthals. Let's hear that question.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18True or false - early Neanderthal man had a smaller brain
0:11:18 > 0:11:21than us modern humans.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Early Neanderthal man had smaller brains than us humans.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Is that true or is that false?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30OK. Haider and Mery agreeing this time. What's the answer, please?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32It's...false!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Neanderthals had bigger brains, so Neanderthals not just pretty face.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38HE LAUGHS
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Me tell joke...
0:11:39 > 0:11:40them ugly!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Congratulations, Holly. That's another point for you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Just one category left to go. The final category is Otzi.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Let's hear the question.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53True or false - Otzi the iceman, a Stone Age man
0:11:53 > 0:11:57who was mummified in ice, was wearing underpants when he died.
0:11:57 > 0:12:03Mummified in ice. Here, Rattus, I bet Otzi was coldzi.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Well, they thought it was funny. Please yourself, Rattus.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Can I see your answers now, please?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Everybody has gone for true. What's the answer?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15It's true!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Congratulations, all of you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22You got the final question right, and look at that.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24At the end of that round, it's bad luck, Mery,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26because you got three out of four which is excellent,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30but Holly, with a full house, wins the Year Sphere.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Congratulations, Holly.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Excuse me!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38As star of the show, I think I should do this bit.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Congratulations, Holly.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Step forward and help yourself to a...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47one of those time ball thingies.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49A Year Sphere, Rattus.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Year Sphere. That's, yes, that's the one.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Well done. YOU did that very professionally.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Holly, you're through to play the Stone Age game,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Let's find out.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's a single-player game, Holly,
0:13:06 > 0:13:10so back down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Oh, yuck! Ew, this is disgusting!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Stone Agers weren't squeamish eaters and would eat any part of an animal,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21even eat the half-digested contents of its stomach.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22It's time to play...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26One dead mega bear.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Your challenge is to reach into its stomach
0:13:28 > 0:13:30and pull out the ingredients for today's meal,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32which are on the cave painting beside you.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Then put them by the corresponding images, but be quick.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39You have to finish it before the mega bear's friends come home.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Three, two, one.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42KLAXON
0:13:42 > 0:13:46So, time now for Holly to fish around inside a dead mega bear and
0:13:46 > 0:13:49find those four ingredients amongst a load of half-digested rubbish.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Some intestines there in the basket, as they should be.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Whoa! Wait a minute. That looks like a cave man's foot.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It is a cave man's shoe, I believe.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Well, you know, if you're worried about relatives, do call in.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Obviously, if someone has been missing for a while,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06that might be your answer. And there's the fish.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08She's found the fish, Rattus.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10No red herrings in this game, Dave.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12No, just herrings that need to go in the picnic,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14and that is a horse's hoof.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Hooves!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hooves have been found, so that's good.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19We have the horse element of the picnic.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22But she still needs to find a rat and a cabbage.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Ooh, it's a rock.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's a rock. You don't want one of those.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Good for digestion, Dave.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Well, I'll have to take your word for that, Rattus.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Now, if you've just tuned in and you're wondering why there's a child
0:14:32 > 0:14:34with their arms inside a dead bear, then join the club, frankly!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I have to say, this is one greedy mega bear.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39He's eaten everything in sight!
0:14:39 > 0:14:40She needs to get the cabbage.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43There's another fish... there's a lot of fish in there.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44This bear must live close to water.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's all a bit aquatic, isn't it?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49'30 seconds remaining.'
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well, there's a cabbage leaf come out there, Rattus.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Well, that's a good start,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56but there is an entire cabbage in there somewhere, Dave.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59And that's what she needs to produce along with the elusive rat.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01There really is a lot of mega bear, isn't there?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04She's got a huge distance to cover inside there.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06The problem she's going to have with the rat, of course, Dave,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08is they can't half scamper about!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yeah, that's an axe that came out there.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13If you recognise that axe, again, do call in.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Only a few seconds remaining now. Will it be enough time?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's not looking good.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, that's it, time's up!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Holly has failed to find a rat or a cabbage,
0:15:23 > 0:15:27and that means that the mega bears will surely come home and eat her.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Welcome back, Holly. Bad luck.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32That was difficult, wasn't it?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Yeah.- Right, Round Three.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36It's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41It's the Measly Middle Ages!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Here are your four Middle Ages topics.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51So, Mery, it's your turn to lead us off this time.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Can we have Food, please?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Then that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Which of these was a common Middle Ages meal?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Was it...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Here's a clue, I'd eat any of them.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Let's be fair, Rattus. That's hardly a clue.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Is it A, B or C? Show me your answers now, please.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Holly and Haider agreeing on C.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Mery thinks it's B.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23What's the answer, Rattus?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25The answer is...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27C, roasted hedgehogs,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30which of course, come with their own toothpicks.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34So, Holly and Haider, a good start this time.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Holly, what's your topic, please? - Can I have William I, please?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39'Course you can. Let's have that question.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42William the Conqueror was famous for which of these?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Or D. The tickling of the Harry?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56There is no D. So, is it A, B or C?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Show me now, please.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00B, B, C? I love it when that happens.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02What's the answer?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04The answer is B. The Harrying of the North.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06William heard there was a rebellion against him
0:17:06 > 0:17:09in the north of England, so his army murdered over 100,000 people
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and burnt much of the North to a crisp.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Harsh!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Extremely harsh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19But not harsh for Holly and Haider, who have scored another point each.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22And, Haider, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Can I have Sieges, please?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Let's have that question.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29During the Siege of Antioch, the Crusaders became so hungry,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31they started eating what?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38They all sound pretty tasty to me.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I'm sure they do, Rattus. What could it be?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Answer me now, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Holly and Haider agreeing again, with C. Mery going for A.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50What's the answer, please?
0:17:50 > 0:17:54The answer is A. They started eating their own shoes.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57The Crusaders also ended up drinking horse blood and eating rats.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Gross.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01And on this week's historical Come Dine With Me,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04we've got a starving Crusader.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Do you want me to call my agent?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08No, I don't. Forget that. Forget I said that.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Mery, you're on your way back into this round. There we go.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15One topic left, and that is Cures. Let's hear it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20A medieval cure for an eye infection was to blow what into your eye?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I love Middle Ages medicine.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You're living in the wrong era, Rattus, you really are.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Do you think it's A, B or C?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Show me your answers now, please.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Everybody's gone for A. What's the answer, please?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39The answer is...
0:18:39 > 0:18:40B!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Everyone knows you blow dog poo into your eye
0:18:42 > 0:18:43to cure an eye infection, silly.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Yes, and cause a far more serious one.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do NOT try that at home.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50So no points for anyone on that final question,
0:18:50 > 0:18:56which means Holly and Haider, we are going to a tie-breaker situation.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Fingers on your buzzers.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Beginning with the letter A, complete the name
0:19:00 > 0:19:04of the French heroine who defeated the English at the Siege of Orleans?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Joan of...
0:19:07 > 0:19:08- Holly?- Arc.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Joan of Arc is the correct answer, Holly. Well done.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You can help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Amazing!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19All these Year Spheres.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24But will they be ADs or will they be BCs?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25And if they're BCs,
0:19:25 > 0:19:29that means that Haider and Mery are right back in it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32So, Holly, as the winner of the...
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Oh, sorry to interrupt, Dave, but...my pay's arrived.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Wow.- Yeah, because I'm the star of the show now,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41my agent negotiated a new deal.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43You have to give me your agent's number.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Let's have a look at this. I've never seen this...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49DAVE GASPS AND RETCHES
0:19:49 > 0:19:54I've been paid in horse poo, like some Saxon peasants used to be!
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Brilliant!- Yeah, maybe I don't need your agent's number, after all.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59OK, Holly, as the winner,
0:19:59 > 0:20:01you're through to play the Middle Ages game,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04but will it just be you or will the others be coming along poo...
0:20:04 > 0:20:05er, too? Let's find out.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's a single-player game,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13so, Holly, it's off down the Time Sewer on your own again.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Urgh!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Because it's time to play Pig Piano!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23PIG SQUEALS
0:20:23 > 0:20:26King Louis XI of France was the proud owner of a pig piano.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Each key operated a spike, which pricked a piggy.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29PIG SQUEALS Your challenge?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30To listen to and repeat
0:20:30 > 0:20:33an increasingly long sequence of piggy squeals.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38It's time to get squealing!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40KLAXON
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Now, Rattus, what you need to do with this game
0:20:42 > 0:20:45is really concentrate on the squeaks,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48because what you don't need to do is make a silly mistake straight away
0:20:48 > 0:20:49and get it wrong.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51SQUELCHY RASPBERRY She's blown it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- And the pig's blown it!- Ohhh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Pig poop!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's all over. Well, that didn't take long, did it, fella?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Holly, Holly, Holly, bad luck, bad luck.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No Year Sphere there, I'm afraid.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Still, you've got four Year Spheres already,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10and there is a chance for one more, everybody,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13because it's time for our big all-play endgame.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17So over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what it is.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23I think we know what's coming.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Down the Time Sewer with the lot of you, please.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Good luck down there.- Urgh!- Eww!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Eww, this stinks!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37200 years ago, surgeons needed dead bodies
0:21:37 > 0:21:40to find out more about how the human body worked,
0:21:40 > 0:21:44and a gruesome crime became increasingly common.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yes, it's time to play...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Your challenge is to steal three corpses
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and get them on to the surgeon's table.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54If you hear a police whistle... WHISTLE BLOWS
0:21:54 > 0:21:56..you have to rush back to the cemetery and hide.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58A second whistle means you can carry on.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00The first person to get all their bodies to the table
0:22:00 > 0:22:03and grab their criminal cash is the winner.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05So, ready, steady...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08KLAXON
0:22:08 > 0:22:10So, here we go.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12All of them stealing the bodies straight away,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14and now they have to get them through the railings.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17That's Mery working away there, pulling leg-first,
0:22:17 > 0:22:18which is often good,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21better than the pushing that Haider's trying, I think.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24You can't push a corpse through railings.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It's one of the first things you learn at school.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I remember my old mother sitting me down and saying,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31"Son, you can't push a corpse through railings,"
0:22:31 > 0:22:33and how right she was.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Now, Mery looking to try and get the key to that gate out of the bag.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I think she's done it. Now she's working on the lock.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Holly and Haider are hot on her heels, though.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I think this is going to be a close one here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46And finally there, we're beginning to see some movement,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49and, yes, Mery is through.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51And corpse one hits the surgeon's table.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Quite rightly, going straight back - she's forgotten her trolley, though.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57That's the thing I noticed there. She hasn't taken the trolley.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Meanwhile, Holly delivers corpse one.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Haider delivers corpse one as well,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06and because Mery has had to come all the way back,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10they are now very, very closely matched.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Here comes Mery, then, with the second corpse,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16still favouring the pull-through technique.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Got one leg. Oh, that looks painful.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21It's a very good job this golfer's dead.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, what's this? Haider's sneaking ahead there!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, there's a body on the floor,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28but Haider just casually picks it up and cracks straight on.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Holly's still struggling there,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32but Haider's got that second body on the table now!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34He's taken the lead there.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37This could be a substantial lead that Haider's taken here.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39And Mery's really going to have to move it
0:23:39 > 0:23:40if she wants to catch up here,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43and Holly, too, delivering that second corpse.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh, now, there's the policeman's whistle.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48They need to hide immediately.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49What's Holly doing?
0:23:49 > 0:23:50She's collected her wheelbarrow
0:23:50 > 0:23:52instead of running straight back to hide!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Rule break! She needs to be behind the gravestone.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00She must have been spotted by the policeman, Dave, surely.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Well, you have to hope he hasn't spotted her.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05WHISTLE BLOWS Now they're back at it.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08You have to say Holly might be on borrowed time here, though,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11because that was a clear rule break.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Dave, surgeons actually learnt a lot about human anatomy
0:24:15 > 0:24:18thanks to graverobbing, so it's not all bad.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Rattus, it is all bad!
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Holly has got that third corpse through the gate first.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Haider is hard on her heels.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31This is going to be incredibly close. Holly's bolted for that gate.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33She's got that bag of money.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38She's back behind the railings, and they're both celebrating like crazy.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40But, oh, look at this!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43The cold hand of the law taps her on the shoulder
0:24:43 > 0:24:47because of the rule breaking, and Haider might well celebrate,
0:24:47 > 0:24:50because he's got his freedom and he's got his Year Sphere.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Welcome back, welcome back. Wow.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Yes, Haider, yes. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01The agony of choice. Lovely.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Well, Holly, you were celebrating away,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07and then the long arm of the law caught up with you.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Do you know how long you're going to be in prison?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11About four years.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Can you stay till the end of the show?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14I've asked for permission, and yes.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17OK, great. Well, I'm glad you can finish off the game.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Haider, what a victory.- Yes.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Mery, did you see what was going on with the policeman at any point?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yeah. Holly probably didn't hear the whistle,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27because she forgot to drop her wheelbarrow.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Do you know whether you're going to be called as a witness?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31- I don't know yet.- Oh, well.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Let's count up those Year Spheres anyway,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36and, remember, AD dates are added to your total,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Mery is waiting at the end with zero points,
0:25:43 > 0:25:48so if you two were to slip into negative territory,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Mery would be waiting to pounce, wouldn't you?
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Very much like that.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Holly, open up your first sphere for me, please.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58It's a good start, 1896 AD.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01The first modern Olympic Games was held in Athens, Greece, that year.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:03 > 0:26:091859 AD - Charles Darwin published The Origin Of The Species.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12You're flying. Let's have a look at the third one.
0:26:12 > 0:26:171829 AD - Sir Robert Peel formed London's Metropolitan Police force.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20You've just got to escape a big BC here.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23It's another positive!
0:26:23 > 0:26:271431 AD - Joan of Arc was burned at the stake that year.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31You have scored 7,015 points.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Mery, that means that your nought
0:26:33 > 0:26:35is not going to be enough.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Haider, let's see what's in that sphere, just for interest's sake.
0:26:38 > 0:26:431845 AD - the Great Potato Famine began in Ireland that year.
0:26:43 > 0:26:50All of that means that today's winner, with 7,015 points, is Holly.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53And, Holly, you certainly deserve to take home a great prize.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Sadly, we don't have a great prize.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Instead, we've got something fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus.
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Excuse me, this one is the perfect combination of chicken and poo.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Explain, Rattus.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10In Tudor times, naughty butchers would sew up live chicken bottoms
0:27:10 > 0:27:15so the chickens swelled up with poo, making them look plump and juicy.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17CHICKEN CLUCKS Oh, that is disgusting.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Only when it was cooked, Dave,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21because the bird would explode with poo!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22LOUD BANG
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Yes, it came complete with its own gravy.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oh, we have finally hit rock bottom.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29- Thanks for that, Rattus.- Literally!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31RATTUS GUFFAWS
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Holly, I suggest you pass that on to someone you really dislike.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Well played, though.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Haider and Mery, I know losing leaves a bad taste in the mouth,
0:27:39 > 0:27:43but it's not as bad a taste as the Time Sewer's about to leave.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46I'm afraid you have to go home via that despicable place.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Off you go.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Bye, Rattus! - See ya, bye. Thanks for coming!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Poo-whee!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- See ya, Haider!- Bye!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:56 > 0:28:00if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Well, I've been Dave Lamb.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03And I've been in charge.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06More's the pity. You've been watching Gory Games.
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