0:00:03 > 0:00:05MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Oh, hey, Rattus. Nearly show time.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Is it? I'm starving hungry.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Yeah, well, don't eat what's left of my salad.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14It's nice and fresh, not your sort of thing at all.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Oh, all right. I won't touch it.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19You have my word, as a rat.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20On in 30 seconds, Mr Lamb.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Yep, coming.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I got my eye on you, Rattus.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28DOOR OPENS
0:00:28 > 0:00:29DOOR SHUTS
0:00:29 > 0:00:30GOBBLING
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# If mummies, rat and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:41 > 0:00:42# You better turn off
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# This show ain't for you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Still watching?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Then let's test your brains
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:54 > 0:00:55# Games! #
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And I'm Rattus Rattus.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01You all right, Rattus?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04No, Dave, I'm really poorly.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06You didn't finish my salad?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hm, me? No, no, no, no, no.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Absolutely not.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- STOMACH GURGLES - Excuse me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, Rattus! You know healthy food doesn't agree with you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17HE RETCHES
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Try to make less sickie noises.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hi, I'm Diya and I'm from London!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Hello, Diya.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Hi, I'm Santiago and I'm from Kent.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Hello, Santiago.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hi, I'm Beth and I'm from Yorkshire.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hello, Beth!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Welcome, everyone.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Right, you are playing to win Year Spheres.- Ugh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:41 > 0:01:46will win a putrid prize picked out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48HE RETCHES
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Excuse I. Better out than in though, eh?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Tell me you're going to clear that mess up.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Yeah, no problem!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56RATTUS EATS Oh, good grief.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And don't forget you can play along at home too.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Delicious, ha-ha! Yeah, that's right.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Just head along to the CBBC website,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06download the Gory Games app,
0:02:06 > 0:02:07and you can join in too!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09So why wouldn't you do it?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10What's our first round about, then?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20So, four questions on the Victorians coming up.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and your four Victorian topics are...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Beth, you get to pick first in this round.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Which one of those takes your fancy?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Dickens, please.- Dickens.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Is this true or false?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The famous Victorian writer Charles Dickens
0:02:45 > 0:02:48came up with some silly names for his characters,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52including the name Mr Pumblechook.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Is Mr Pumblechook the name of a Dickens character?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Let's see your answers now, please.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01The first answer of the show, Rattus,
0:03:01 > 0:03:02and they've all completely agreed.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Let's find out if they're right or if they're wrong.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's true!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Get in! True it is, indeed.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12We could also have used the Dickens characters
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Mr Honeythunder...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15RATTUS CACKLES
0:03:15 > 0:03:16..Mr Sowerberry...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18RATTUS CACKLES
0:03:18 > 0:03:20..Mr Sweedlepipe...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21RATTUS CACKLES
0:03:21 > 0:03:25..or Miss Chickenstalker.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Not so funny, is it, that one? LAUGHTER
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Never mind. Excellent. Well done, everybody.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You're all off to a flyer.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Santiago, which one would you like to choose?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Darwin, please.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Let's hear that question about Darwin.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38True or false?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Famous scientist Charles Darwin sailed to the Galapagos Islands
0:03:42 > 0:03:45and loved the giant tortoises there so much
0:03:45 > 0:03:47that he banned his crew from eating them.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Charles Darwin, famous, of course, for his work on evolution.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Did he ban his crew from eating giant tortoises?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Wow! All of you think that's true. What's the answer, please?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02It's false!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Darwin did love giant tortoises, but to eat.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09He loaded 48 of them aboard his ship to be scoffed on the journey home.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Right, Diya, your turn to choose a category.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Purring, please.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Let's hear that question.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16True or false?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20In Victorian Lancashire, a popular sport was purring,
0:04:20 > 0:04:21in which you had to strip naked,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24then kick each other in the shins while wearing clogs.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Could that possibly be true?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Can I see your answers now, please?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32This is a bit uncanny now, Rattus.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Isn't it?- They've all completely agreed again.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36What's the answer, please?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37It's true!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40And people sometimes even died from doing it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Imagine that! Getting killed by kicking someone in the shins.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, purring is often followed by death,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50particularly when it's a cat and you're a rat.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Well, this is close, isn't it?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54We've got one question left in this round.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And it is a question on Eccentrics.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59True or false?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Victorian eccentric Dr William Buckland
0:05:02 > 0:05:05ate the mummified brain of Louis XIV of France.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Victorian eccentric Dr William Buckland
0:05:09 > 0:05:13ate the mummified brain of Louis XIV of France.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Let's see those answers, please.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, someone's disagreed! What's the answer, please?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21It's false! Of course it is!
0:05:21 > 0:05:26No! He ate the mummified heart of Louis XIV of France.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oof!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29It looks like it's your turn to be sick!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yeah, well, I'm mummified-heart-intolerant.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33I've got my reasons.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Beth, that's fantastic. Look at that. Boom!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Time to choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39And time for me to say...
0:05:39 > 0:05:43ECHOING: ..all hail the potty pyramid!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Help yourself, but pick carefully,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52because AD dates will be added to your total score,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55but BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Oh, was that a bad decision, like my eating Dave's salad?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01STOMACH GURGLES Yes, indeed. Ooh, crikey.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03RATTUS MUMBLES Yeah, see ya, Rattus.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Just leave that on your podium, Beth.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07We'll find out what's inside there later on.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09And, by the sounds of things,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12we'll find out what's inside Rattus later on, as well.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Now, winning the Victorian quiz means that Beth
0:06:14 > 0:06:16is automatically through to play the Victorian game.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Let's find out.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's an all-play scary game!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30So off down the Time Sewer with the lot of ya!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Go on, Diya.- Oh, it stinks!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh, it does, I'm afraid.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Urgh!- Urgh! - Get me out of here!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Bye, Beth.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38DOOR CLANGS
0:06:38 > 0:06:42In Victorian times, some children were made to clean chimneys.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44It was dirty and dangerous work,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46a horrible bit of history...
0:06:46 > 0:06:48that makes a great new game!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's time to play...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Your challenge is to shimmy up and down a chimney,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56clearing four blockages.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58The first person to stick their brush
0:06:58 > 0:07:00out of the top of the chimney is the winner.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02In three, two, one.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03HORN BLARES
0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Ah, yeah.- Better now?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Oh, yes, thank you, Dave. I drunk some toilet water.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Charming.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14So our chimney sweeps are all heading up the flue
0:07:14 > 0:07:16to try to clear those four blockages.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19That's the first nest there for Santiago.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yeah, he's doing well.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Diya hot on his heels,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and Beth still in it, of course.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25And there they go, arm over arm,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28very much like the monkey bars in a playground, Rattus.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Oh, I remember those days!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Yeah, those were the days, before safe landings.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33You'd break an arm every week.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Do you remember that?- I do.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Lots of fun.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38But not as bad as the Victorian age,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40where these children were forced up chimneys
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and had a right old time of it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44So that's two obstacles each
0:07:44 > 0:07:46for Santiago and Diya.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Beth trying to get onto level terms,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50but these two are neck and neck.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Santiago very quick to release
0:07:51 > 0:07:54that nest over there, Rattus.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56And here comes the master chimney sweep.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59He's got to be encouraging the contestants to climb up
0:07:59 > 0:08:01by poking them with sharp pins.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yes, Dave. They really did this.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05They absolutely did.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06I believe you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Those Victorian bosses were notoriously mean!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Santiago now reaching for the fourth blockage there,
0:08:12 > 0:08:16but Beth and Diya are hot on his heels.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Yep, Santiago and Beth both freeing their crows swiftly there,
0:08:20 > 0:08:21but now so is Diya.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25And look at her go, as she whizzes back down the chimney.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Oh! And Diya has stolen her marks there on Santiago!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30She's come from nowhere!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31This could go either way.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35The bird falling off Diya's stomach there, and now it's a foot race.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's a straight race up the chimney!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Can Santiago hold it together?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42He seems to be driving towards the chimney brush.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44His head's going to hit the...
0:08:44 > 0:08:46HORN BLARES Boom! Santiago's there!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49CHEERING The broom comes out of the chimney
0:08:49 > 0:08:51and Diya ended up coming third.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Well, would you believe it?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Santiago sends a kiss in two directions at once.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Extraordinary!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Well, congratulations. Welcome back. Well done, Santiago.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02DRAMATIC MUSIC Well done, sir.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Oh, you have.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Wow, that was quite a game.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Santiago, you were undoing those knots very rapidly indeed.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yeah, they were the worst knots on Earth.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Well, I've heard some insults to knots in my time.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20RATTUS MOANS Feeling ill again, Rattus?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh, Dave, my tummy hurts.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I think I'm going to recolour the studio!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26No, no, no, no, Rattus! LAUGHTER
0:09:26 > 0:09:29No, no, let me give you a little tummy rub.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Don't be sick.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32On to Round Two, then.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34BUBBLING NOISE And, to find out what's up next,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's the Rotten Romans.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Four questions again, and here are your all-important Roman topics...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- STOMACH GURGLES - That's better, Dave, thank you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55FARTING NOISE Oh! Maybe for you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58So, Santiago, it's your turn to go first this time.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Gladiators, please.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01That is a prop question.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Prop question! Prop... - STOMACH GURGLES
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Rattus, hold it in.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09So this is called an amphora of gladiator sweat.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Romans collected and sold gladiator sweat.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What was it supposed to be good for?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Was it...?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17BABY LAUGHS
0:10:19 > 0:10:20BUZZING
0:10:22 > 0:10:23CHOMPING
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Have a whiff of that, Rattus.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Urgh! That stuff smells disgusting!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Yes.- Could I have it when you're done with it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Yes, you can, Rattus.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34So, is it A, B or C? Let's see your answers, please.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Diya and Beth agreeing on A.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Santiago has gone for C.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I can tell you that the answer is...
0:10:41 > 0:10:42A!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Gladiator sweat was supposed to keep you young.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47So a bit late for you, then, Dave.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- At least I'm not as old as your jokes.- Oh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52LAUGHTER Congratulations, Diya and Beth.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That is a point apiece.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Diya, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Gods, please.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02What was Crepitus the Roman god of?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06LOUD VOMITING
0:11:06 > 0:11:08SNORTING
0:11:08 > 0:11:10LOUD RASPBERRY
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Sick, phlegm and farts - sounds like an afternoon out with you, Rattus.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Let's see those answers, please.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Whoa. Everyone has gone for B.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Rattus, what's the answer?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23The answer is C!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Crepitus is the god of farts.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- LOUD RASPBERRY - Ooh, excuse me.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Whoo! No points there, then, I'm afraid.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Beth, what would you like? - Nero, please.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Nero. Let's hear that question.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38What did Emperor Nero once give his girlfriend Poppaea as a gift?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42BEES BUZZ
0:11:42 > 0:11:44WOLVES HOWL
0:11:45 > 0:11:50So, was it A, a wasp's nest, was it B, a pack of wolves,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52or was it C, his wife's head?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Show me now, please.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57In total unison, everyone's gone for C.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Are they all right, or are they all wrong?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00The answer is C.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Nero had his wife Octavia murdered
0:12:03 > 0:12:06and sent his girlfriend Poppaea her head as a gift.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Note to self - never date Nero.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Turns out that birthday present you gave me
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- wasn't the worst present in the world, after all.- Cheek!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Although it was definitely in the top three.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19So that's one point for each of you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22There is one topic left in this round. That is Crassus.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Here comes the question.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26After losing in battle to the Parthians,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29the Roman general Marcus Licinius Crassus
0:12:29 > 0:12:32was put to death by being forced to swallow what?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35LIQUID GLOOPS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37SNAKES HISS
0:12:38 > 0:12:39RUMBLING
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Was it A, molten gold, B, live snakes,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45or C, lava from a volcano?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Show me your answers now, please.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Diya, it's just you thinking it's A.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Let's find out what the answer is.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54The answer is A.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The Parthians poured molten gold into Crassus' mouth
0:12:57 > 0:13:00as a symbol of his thirst for wealth.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Hey, did he end up doing little golden poos?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06RATTUS CACKLES Diya, that means that you have won the round,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08and you can collect yourself a Year Sphere.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Congratulations.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Is that Year Sphere a good choice,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17or is it going to make you feel sick?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Oh, ha-ha(!)
0:13:18 > 0:13:20OK, Diya, you're through to play the Roman game,
0:13:20 > 0:13:24but will it be just you or will others get to play too?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Let's find out.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, it's a single-player silly game.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36So, Diya, get yourself down that Time Sewer on your own.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Bye.- Bye.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44It's 31BC and Roman civil war.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49Octavian is taking on Mark Antony in an epic fight at sea.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It's time to play our new game...
0:13:51 > 0:13:52The Battle of Actium.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You are a member of Octavian's navy.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Your task is to load your catapult, aim and sink the enemy ships.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02There's one point for every ship you sink,
0:14:02 > 0:14:06and two points if you hit Mark Antony's blue ship.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Score five points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Battle begins now!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14HOOTER SOUNDS
0:14:14 > 0:14:18So here goes Diya, ready to battle at sea. Ready, aim...
0:14:18 > 0:14:24You have to strike the ships high up on the sails or they will not sink.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This game takes balance, concentration and, above all,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28good aim.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Ooh, it's close, but no lollipop!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30GULL SCREECHES
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh, now, here comes Trevor the seagull.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34We don't like Trevor, do we, Rattus?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- No.- 30 seconds remaining!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Not quite got her... That taught him a lesson.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42That's it. Trevor's dead.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- He's down! - Trevor is down.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46He's stunned at best, I'm afraid,
0:14:46 > 0:14:47and he's already been eaten.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49He's disappeared from view.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51He's been eaten by a passing whale
0:14:51 > 0:14:53and, frankly, deserved that.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Ooh! That was Mark Antony's ship
0:14:55 > 0:14:57that she just missed out on, there, Rattus.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I kind of miss Trevor now, the seagull.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02For all the bad words I said about him,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04it'd be nice to have him back.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Still, it's a shame he got in the way of Diya's firing line,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08but she has yet to hit a ship.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10HOOTER SOUNDS And she's not going to hit one now.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Bad luck, Diya!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13RIP, Trevor the seagull.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17So, Diya, oh, bad luck.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Unfortunately, no Year Sphere for you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21How did you find that?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25It was challenging, but at least I actually aimed the seagull.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You took the seagull out.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Did you start to feel a bit seasick at any point?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Yeah.- Talking of seasick, are you going to be sick again?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37No, absolutely not, but I think it's moved down to the other end, Dave.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- STOMACH RUMBLES - Any chance you could rub my...bottom?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Moving swiftly on to round three,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Here are your four Egyptian topics...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02So, Diya, your turn to lead us off.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03What's it going to be?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Grey hair, please.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Let's hear that question.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08True or false?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09To remedy grey hairs,
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Egyptians would apply putrid camel liver to their hair.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14So to remedy grey hairs,
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Egyptians would apply putrid camel liver to their hair.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Is that true, or is that false? Let's have a look.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Well, the girls both think it's true. What's the answer?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30It's false. As if camel liver would remedy grey hairs, no.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34You have to apply putrid donkey liver.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- DONKEY BRAYS - Was that what made your hair fall out, Dave?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No, that is a rumour. I want to deny that in full.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Well done, Santiago. One brain goes across.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45You've taken an early lead in this round.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Beth, which topic would you like?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Can I have mummies, please?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yes, you can, and that is a prop question.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Prop...
0:16:53 > 0:16:54question.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Here is the prop. This is obviously a mummy's arm.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00True or false?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ancient Egyptian mummies were very valuable
0:17:03 > 0:17:06when they were dug up in the Victorian era.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Is that true, or is that false? Let me know.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I can tell you that the answer is...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15false!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Beth, congratulations. I should move that across.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Mummification was very popular in ancient Egypt
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and so many mummies were dug up in the Victorian era
0:17:24 > 0:17:27that they were even used for firewood.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29So two topics left for you to choose from, Santiago.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Which is it to be?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Lions, please.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Lions. Nice. Let's hear that question.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Is it true or false?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44LION ROARS Cheeky old Ramesses II.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Did he used to take a lion into battle with him, do you think?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Is that true, or is that false? Show me now.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54All perfect agreement there. Is that right?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's true!
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Yes, it's true.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Ramesses II did take a big cat into battle with him.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Imagine how scary that would have been, Rattus.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Just take a moment to imagine it now.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07RATTUS SCREAMS
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I knew that was going to happen.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11That's a point apiece. Well done, everybody.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15The final question is on food. Let's hear it now.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16True or false?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17At posh banquets,
0:18:17 > 0:18:21ancient Egyptians ate locusts smothered in honey for dessert.
0:18:21 > 0:18:27Did Egyptians eat honey-coated locusts as a sort of desert dessert?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Show me your answers now, please.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Let's find out what the answer is.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35It's true! Honeyed locusts are simply scrumptious.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Mmm!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Oh, I don't think I should be thinking about food.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Congratulations.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48That is points to all of you, which means at the end of that round,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Santiago and Beth, we are now in a tie-breaker situation.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53ALARM WAILS
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Fingers on your buzzers.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Beginning with the letter C,
0:18:57 > 0:19:01which animal was regarded as highly sacred by ancient Egyptians?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Yes, Beth.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07- Cat. - Cats is the correct answer, Beth.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Congratulations. You win yourself another Year Sphere.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Ooh, what's she going to go for?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Oh, I would have picked that one too.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20OK, Beth, as the winner of the Egyptian quiz,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22you're through to play the Egyptian game,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Let us find out.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Ooh, it's a single-player gory game, Beth,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36so off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Bye.- Bye!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42And she's gone.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45The next game contains more guts than a cheap frankfurter.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Oh, stop talking about food!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51My bad. It's time to play that Gory Games classic...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Mummify Me.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Take one mummified pharaoh, remove the stomach, liver,
0:19:56 > 0:20:00intestines, and lungs and put them in the correct canopic jars.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Yank the brain out through the nose and bin it,
0:20:03 > 0:20:07and bin the bladder, but be careful to leave the heart inside the body.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Your time starts now.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10HOOTER SOUNDS
0:20:10 > 0:20:12What's she going to go for first?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Well, she's got to put her safety goggles on.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well done, health and safety, and straight for the brain, of course.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Jam that right up the nose!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Doesn't matter how many times I see this, Dave,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24it always makes me wince.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Now, here come the guts.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29How much yardage have we got in here today?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Well, it's beginning to grow. There's quite a lot.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34It's like some sort of grisly tug-of-war,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37but you wouldn't want to do this on a village green.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Straight into the canopic jar. That's what she's doing, of course.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42She's checking the key there,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45because you've got the organ matched against a picture
0:20:45 > 0:20:48on the canopic jar, and she's put that in correctly.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49She's got the liver.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51That needs to go in a canopic jar,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and she's very carefully checking which one.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Now, she's back.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57She still needs to find the stomach and the lungs
0:20:57 > 0:20:58and other organs lurk within.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Look at that - she's got her finger
0:20:59 > 0:21:01right in the top of the bladder there,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03trying to stop the wee from coming out, Rattus.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Oh, come on!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Oh! It's a good technique but it's completely failed.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10The wee has gone all over her arm.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- She needs to put that in the bin now.- 30 seconds remaining!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Remember, she has to leave the heart inside, but the lungs,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20they are fair game.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22She's really having to exert herself to get this mummy
0:21:22 > 0:21:24stripped of its organs, isn't she?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Now checking the key again. Where's it going to go?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Beautifully done!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Now she just needs to find the stomach.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Has she found it there? Yes, it's the stomach.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Stomach's the last thing. - So can she do it?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I think that's it, Beth.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Yep, there she goes!- Yes! - The celebration begins.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Well done, Beth, well done, well played indeed.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Help yourself to a Year Sphere straight off.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Amazing effort.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54This one.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Wow. Well done. A Year Sphere is yours.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Urgh.- Oh, Rattus, you're still not better, are you?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01- STOMACH RUMBLING - No.- No.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03So do you know what I've done?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I've got you a nurse.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Oh, yes, please, Dave.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11It's only the most famous nurse in history, Florence Nightingale.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Huh? If she can't cure you, I don't know who can.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oh, thanks, Dave.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18The only problem is she's a bit of a stickler for hygiene.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Look, Florence, a rat!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- GASPING:- A rat! Rat! Unclean!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Get rid of it.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Arghh!- Get rid of it!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Whoa!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Well, that went like clockwork.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's time for our big all-play endgame.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's the Groovy Greeks.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47It's the Groovy Greeks! Everybody back down that Time Sewer. Come on!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's time to play our new messy game.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- See ya!- Ooh, yay.- See ya.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Bye-bye! I hope I return!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I'll see you later. - Wish me luck!- Good luck!
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- And that new game is called... - Hippocrates Eats Bogies.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Greek brain box Hippocrates is considered to be
0:23:03 > 0:23:06the father of medicine, because he was the first doctor
0:23:06 > 0:23:08to use rigorous scientific methods,
0:23:08 > 0:23:12like tasting people's snot, ear wax, wee and pus.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Your challenge is to take the unsavoury samples
0:23:14 > 0:23:18down your inflatable lane and feed them to Hippocrates.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21The person who gets the most in Hippocrates' mouth
0:23:21 > 0:23:25wins the Year Sphere, and your time starts now.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27HOOTER SOUNDS
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Ah, Rattus, did you give Florence the slip?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33You betcha. I pooped and she slipped over.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Poor old Florence.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Now, what our contestants need to do is take ear wax, snot, bogey,
0:23:40 > 0:23:44all manner of stuff, and shove it into Hippocrates' mouth
0:23:44 > 0:23:46because that's what he used to do.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Diya's racing ahead there,
0:23:48 > 0:23:50but will she get her samples into the big fella's big gob?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54No! She went wide with that blob of ear wax, so that counts for nothing.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57There's Santiago wrestling with his bucket a little bit there.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Beth's up the other end. She's trying to deliver something there.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well, not too shabby. She got one in!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Hippocrates really did believe you could diagnose a patient
0:24:06 > 0:24:09by tasting their snot, ear wax, wee and pus.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10And that'll never work, Dave.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- You have to taste their poo.- Urgh!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- What? It works for rat doctors.- Ugh!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Look at Beth's style there.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I like the way she opens her mouth when she feeds Hippocrates' bogies,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26and it's working. She got plenty in there.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27There's Diya. Let's see what she does here.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Well, she gets a bogey there.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- That's a bogey, and it's straight in.- Oh, straight in!
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Yeah, look at that.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34She's doing really well now, is Diya.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37But Beth is back up her lane like a rocket!
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Here she goes.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40There's Beth's trademark roar. Look at it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Argggh!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- Oh! That sneeze went everywhere! - 30 seconds remaining!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Didn't stop Diya landing that blob of ear wax, though,
0:24:50 > 0:24:52and she cleverly avoids the snot.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53And as you know, Rattus,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55bogies are very slippery if you get them on your feet,
0:24:55 > 0:24:59but that patch of bogey able to be avoided at the moment.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02There's not much time left. Diya's really going for it!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh! She misses, and the wee goes flying!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Look out, though - there's Beth in the top lane,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09trying to score some last-minute snot.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11It's looking good for her either way!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12The clock is ticking down.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14ALARM WAILS And it's all over!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Beth's the bogey champ.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, everyone. Well done.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I suspect you want to know who's won that.
0:25:23 > 0:25:29I can reveal that, Beth, you have won the final Year Sphere.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Select it now, please.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32This one.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Time to count up those Year Spheres, and remember,
0:25:36 > 0:25:41AD years are added to your total, and BC years are, Santiago?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- Subtracted.- Subtracted from it. So, Beth, here we go, then.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Let's open up that first Year Sphere.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Oh, it's a good one - 1867AD.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55America purchased Alaska from Russia that year.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Oh, no! It's bad! It's not catastrophic, but it's bad.
0:26:01 > 0:26:053000 BC - the Egyptian calendar was created around about then.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Let's have a look at the next one.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Oh, dear! 332 BC - Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Let's have a look at the next one.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:26:16 > 0:26:243500BC - the first pyramids on Earth were constructed in Peru.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29You've ended up with a total of minus 4,965.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Bad luck, Beth, but who knows, who knows? It may be enough.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Santiago, let's have a look.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37No, it's not enough, Beth.
0:26:37 > 0:26:421503 AD, Santiago - Leonardo da Vinci begins painting
0:26:42 > 0:26:44the Mona Lisa that year.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46That puts you currently in first place.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Diya, it all comes down to the opening of that sphere.
0:26:50 > 0:26:541775 AD! Congratulations!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57The American Revolution began that year,
0:26:57 > 0:27:01but more importantly, Diya, it means that you are today's winner.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Yes! Congratulations.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Massive commiserations to the other two, particularly you, Beth,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10but that's history - sometimes it's horrible.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Now, this would be the perfect point in the show
0:27:13 > 0:27:15to award an amazing prize.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Sadly, that won't happen.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19It's invisible ink,
0:27:19 > 0:27:23as used by Francis Walsingham, Elizabeth I's top spy.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, actually, that sounds quite cool.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29They used to make invisible ink out of lemon juice or wee.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31And which is this?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Does it smell of lemons?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35No, it doesn't, unfortunately. Well, look, there it is.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37There's your invisible ink.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40You could use that to write to Rattus to complain about the prize.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Our two runners up unfortunately now have the very unpleasant task
0:27:44 > 0:27:48of crawling home through the stink of the Time Sewer.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Off you go, the pair of you. Go on!
0:27:50 > 0:27:54This is, like, the worst day of my life, I think.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56And don't forget, you can play along next time
0:27:56 > 0:28:00if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Until next time, I've been Dave Lamb.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- And I've been largely unwell. - That is so true.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye!
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