Episode 9

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and you don't laugh at poo

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Still watching?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Then let's test your brains

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# ..Games. #

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Welcome to Gory Games.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'm Rattus Rattus

0:00:28 > 0:00:29And I'm Dave Lamb.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I'm afraid Marcus, my flea, isn't with us today.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35He's on holiday but he has sent a postcard.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Gone somewhere nice, has he?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Yeah, your belly button, Dave.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42"Having a lovely time enjoying the all-you-can-eat buffet."

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Ouch!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh, Marcus!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48So, let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm George and I'm from Nottingham.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hello there, George.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Sofie and I'm from Bedfordshire.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hello, Sofie.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Tyrell and I'm from Leeds.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hello, Tyrell. Welcome, everyone.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Apart from you, Marcus.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Haha. Right, you're all playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08The person with the highest Year score at the end of the show

0:01:08 > 0:01:11will win something so horrible that they'll wish they hadn't.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Oh, that's nonsense, Dave. They'll love it.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Well, that remains to be seen.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Don't forget, you can play along at home too.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19And it's brilliant.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Just download the Gory Games app

0:01:20 > 0:01:23from the CBBC website to join in

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and you can win your own Year Spheres.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26You can indeed.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Let's find out what Round One is all about

0:01:28 > 0:01:30and go over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's the Groovy Greeks.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37So, four questions on the Groovy Greeks coming up.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And your four Greek topics are...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51So, Tyrell, you get to pick first this time. What will you have?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Death.- You're going for Death?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Let's hear that question.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Listen carefully...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10A wolf, a bear or a tortoise, eh?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14For once, a rat is definitely not to blame.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15No, fair enough.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16No rats involved this time.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Very tricky but is it A, B or C?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Show me your answers now, please.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Tyrell's gone for A.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Sofie and George both think it's B.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26What's the answer?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28The answer is...C.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30A tortoise.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Yes, it was a tortoise.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35The story goes that an eagle wanted to break open the tortoise

0:02:35 > 0:02:39and dropped it on Aeschylus' shiny, bald head thinking it was a rock.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Ever thought of wearing a safety helmet, Dave? Just saying.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sofie, your turn to pick a topic.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Can I have Myths, please?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Myths? You certainly can.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48According to Greek myths,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51what did the Titan king Cronus do with his babies?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00So, what did Titan king Cronus

0:03:00 > 0:03:02do with his babies? Did he...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Let's see your answers, please.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Tyrell thinks it's B.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Sofie and George again agreeing on C.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15What's the answer?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17The answer is C.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Cronus ate his babies, so they couldn't grow up to take his throne.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22But the story did have a happy ending.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25He was poisoned, so he sicked them all back up again.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Brilliant!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Well, congratulations, Sofie and George - a point apiece -

0:03:30 > 0:03:32and, George, it's your turn to pick.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Can I have Heracles, please?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Heracles? That is a prop question.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Prop question. Prop question.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Plop question. Plop question. - Plop question.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Very much a plop question.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44There it is, some plop.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48According to legend, the fifth labour of Greek hero Heracles

0:03:48 > 0:03:51was to clean the stables of King Augeas,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54which had not been cleaned in 30 years.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hahaha!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Sorry.- But how did he do it?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Was it...

0:04:08 > 0:04:12This question stinks and I love it.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Yes, I'm sure you do.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, how did hero Heracles

0:04:16 > 0:04:19clean the stables of King Augeas?

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Is it A, B or C?

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Show me your answers, please.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Sofie and George have agreed again.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I can tell you what the answer is.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29It's B. Well done, Sofie and George.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33He cleaned all the cow and horse poop by re-routing two rivers.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35More points, then, for Sofie and George.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39There's one question left. It's on Draco. Let's hear it.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41The Greek lawmaker Draco was mega strict

0:04:41 > 0:04:44but what was his punishment for stealing an apple?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, you should never steal an apple.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Rotten apples are better.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Lots of protein in the maggots.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ohh! Brrr.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Do you think that's A, B or C?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Show me now, please.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Well, everybody thinks it's B.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03What's the answer?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Draco's punishment for stealing an apple was...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08B, death.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14But just to be clear, I did buy this one, all right?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15It's mine.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Well, we'll just have to take your word for that. Points to everybody.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23So, at the end of that round, we can see that Sofie and George

0:05:23 > 0:05:26are neck and neck. We're entering a tie-break situation.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Fingers on buzzers.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Beginning with the letter G,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33complete the name of the famous Macedonian king

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and leader of the Greeks, Alexander the...

0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Sofie.- Great.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Great is correct.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Well done, Sofie.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Excellent answer.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45You have won yourself the first Year Sphere,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47which means it's time for me to say...

0:05:47 > 0:05:52all hail the Potty Pyramid.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54CHORAL CHANTING

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Pick away, Sofie.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02And concentrate because this is probably the most important decision

0:06:02 > 0:06:03you'll ever make.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Or not.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Winning the Greek quiz means that Sofie is automatically through

0:06:07 > 0:06:09to play the Greek game but will she be alone

0:06:09 > 0:06:11or will the others get to play too?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Let's find out shall we?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, it's a Single Player game.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21So, Sofie, off down the Time Sewer on your own.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Ohh!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27The Spartans were mighty warriors

0:06:27 > 0:06:30and started training for battle from a very young age.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31It's time to play...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36You're a young Spartan

0:06:36 > 0:06:38learning important lessons in how to be a thieving, sneaky

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Spartan soldier. You have to make your way through the vines

0:06:42 > 0:06:44and steal the sleeping soldier's lunch.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47But be careful, if you touch a vine, a bell will ring,

0:06:47 > 0:06:48disturbing the soldier.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Disturb him three times and it's game over.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53The game starts in three, two, one...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55KLAXON

0:06:55 > 0:06:57And here comes Sofie.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00She's trying to get through these vines without ringing any bells.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03What we don't need is that soldier stirring

0:07:03 > 0:07:07and ultimately waking up and then giving Sofie nine kinds of grief.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09SOLDIER SNORES

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I have to say, she's looking a little unsure here, Rattus.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Choosing to go below the vine.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17This is very risky. There's a lot of rustling going on

0:07:17 > 0:07:18and that was a tinkle.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, dear, the soldier's stirred.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22That's not a great start.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Oh! Sofie needs to take it very slowly now.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29One more bell and she'll be in serious trouble.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Oh, there's number three!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Arrrghh!- And it's all over already

0:07:32 > 0:07:34and I would not want to be Sofie right now.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Come on, then, Sofie, back you come.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, bad luck.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40But don't worry, there's still plenty of time

0:07:40 > 0:07:42to win more Year Spheres.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Ow! Marcus, stop that!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Time now for an ad break.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Are you a flea fed up of sand, sea and sun?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Why not try a holiday with a difference,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56the wilderness wonderland that is...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Just listen to these rave reviews.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Mr and Mrs Parasite, of Leeds, said...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11"Oh, yes, we did."

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Whilst Mrs Lousy, of Taunton, said...

0:08:18 > 0:08:20So don't miss out.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Book your belly button holiday today.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24READS TERMS AND CONDITIONS

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Rattus, you are not helping here today, are you?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS On to Round Two.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Tyrell, you're smiling.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Yeah, I'm good at this. - Are you?- Yeah.- Excellent.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up

0:08:48 > 0:08:50and your four Tudor topics are...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59So, Sofie, it's your turn to pick first this time round.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Can I have Anne Boleyn, please?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Let's hear that question.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07True or false? Anne Boleyn had an extra finger on one hand.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Was Henry VIII's wife actually Anne the sixth...

0:09:10 > 0:09:12digit?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Come on, everyone, enjoy yourselves.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15So, Anne Boleyn had an extra finger.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Is that true or is that false? Show me now.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Everyone thinks it's true. What's the answer?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24It's false. She actually had a wart on her hand

0:09:24 > 0:09:27but a lot of people at the time thought it was another finger.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30OK. No points, then, for that first question

0:09:30 > 0:09:33but, George, it's your turn to pick next.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Can I have Henry VIII, please?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You certainly can. What's that question, please?

0:09:37 > 0:09:42True or false? In his later years, Henry VIII put on a bit of weight

0:09:42 > 0:09:45so he had to be carried up the stairs by four servants.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50True or false? Or to put it another way, false or true?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Very helpful(!)

0:09:51 > 0:09:54In his later years, Henry VIII put on a bit of weight

0:09:54 > 0:09:57and had to be carried upstairs by four servants.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02They all think it's true. Are they right?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06It's false. Henry was hoisted up by a crane.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10No points as yet in this round. Tyrell, your chance to choose.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Can I have Coronations, please?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Let's hear the question.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Is this true or false?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26This little piggy went to market.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29This little piggy got sawn off...

0:10:29 > 0:10:30or did it?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34That is the question. Is that true or is that false?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38An extraordinary round developing here. They all think it's true.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- What's the answer? - The answer is, it's...

0:10:41 > 0:10:43true.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Rattus, did someone then put it on...

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Ye Bay?- Ye Bay!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50- They're laughing look.- Hahaha!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Ye Bay - cos it's in the past!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Don't get it.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56HE CLEARS THROAT Wasn't my best work.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Excellent. Well done. A point for everybody there.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02It's extremely close. There's one topic left in this round.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06It is Customs and it is a prop question.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Thank you, Rattus.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14In Tudor Britain, if someone weed or pooed in front of you,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17it was customary to remove your hat.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I love a question about wee.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I also love a question about poo.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25But both together, you are spoiling me, Dave.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26I know I am.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28So, true or false? In Tudor Britain,

0:11:28 > 0:11:31if someone weed or pooed in front of you,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34it was customary to remove your hat?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Let's see your answers.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Everybody's agreed again.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I can tell you that the answer is...

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- true.- Yes!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47HE STRAINS

0:11:47 > 0:11:48PRRRFFFT!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Dave, why aren't you removing your Tudor hat?

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Argh!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh, me snout.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, congratulations. A point each.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00And at the end of the round, it's a three-way tie breaker.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Fingers on buzzers.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Beginning with the letter T,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08what's the name of the popular racquet sport

0:12:08 > 0:12:10invented in Tudor times. Sofie?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Tennis.- Tennis is the right answer.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Bad luck, boys.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Sofie, help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Wow.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now, winning the Tudor quiz means that Sofie goes through

0:12:22 > 0:12:24to automatically play the Tudor game

0:12:24 > 0:12:27but will she be alone or will the others get to play too?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Let's find out.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35It's an All Play messy game, so down the Time Sewer, the lot of you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Go on, George.- Bye, Dave.- Bye.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Bye, Dave.- Bye, Sofie.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- It stinks!- It does.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46When Henry VIII was on the throne...

0:12:46 > 0:12:48By which, Dave means toilet.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50..he liked to have a little help.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51It's time to play...

0:12:54 > 0:12:56You are the groom of the stool.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58When Henry hollers, you'll need to check his poop.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01In the meantime, you must brick up the door to the king's bedroom,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03so that he can sleep safely.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06The first to finish bricking up the doorway wins the Year Sphere.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09The game starts in three, two, one...

0:13:09 > 0:13:10KLAXON

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Off we go, then, with what is surely the most disgusting game

0:13:14 > 0:13:16in the history of television.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21Only Rattus could make doing a puzzle involve quite so much poo.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Oh, interesting start from George.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24He's flying there. No, he's not.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26He's knocked it over.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Tyrell, though, is getting that piece.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I like that piece, Rattus.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31That is my favourite piece.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- BREAKING WIND - I'm finished!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Time to inspect the poo.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I hope they've got strong stomachs.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39To the poo they go.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41That was an awful view of that,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44wasn't it, Rattus? Oh, dear.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Rattus, towards the end of his life, Henry became so afraid of assassins

0:13:48 > 0:13:49that he would have his bedroom bricked up

0:13:49 > 0:13:51at night.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Getting back out in the morning

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- must've taken quite a while.- Yes.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Ow! What the hay?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Hey, Marcus, no likey-bitey.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'll flick you. I'll flick you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, hang on a second.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Tyrell is on a winning streak here.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- BREAKING WIND - I'm finished!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Now, look out. Henry VIII's had another... Oh, how's your father?

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Oh, crikey.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18That just really is an unpleasant business in all manner of the sense.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20An umbrella wouldn't help you there, Dave.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24No, it certainly wouldn't but Tyrell is going to do this here.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25He's only got two bits to fit in.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Sofie's is still looking a bit crumbly.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30That's one of them.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31One more piece and I think

0:14:31 > 0:14:33he can start celebrating.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yeah, there it is!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37It's there! Well played.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41And Tyrell, the revolving, air-punching loon

0:14:41 > 0:14:43is groom of the stool.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well done, everybody. Congratulations, Tyrell.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Commiserations to you two.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52It was a hard-fought contest, mind.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Well done, Tyrell.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56It's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01It's the Savage Stone Age.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Four questions, as always. And here are your four Stone Age topics.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13So, George, it's your turn to lead us off. What will you have?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Can I have Chewing Gum, please? - You certainly can.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Let's hear that question.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22True or false? We cave people had chewing gum.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's as simple as that. Cave people had chewing gum.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Is that true or is that false? Show me your answers.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31They all think it's true. What's the answer?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34It true. It is made from the resin of birch tree.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37It good for make headache go away.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Ow!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ow! Me need some now.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44A point apiece there. Well played. Very, very good.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47And, Tyrell, it's your turn to choose next.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Can I have Dentistry, please?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51May we have the question on Dentistry, please?

0:15:51 > 0:15:56True or false? Cave people did tooth work on each other.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'll just translate that for you.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Cave people did dentistry on each other.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Do you think that's true or is that false?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Tyrell has disagreed with the other two.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Extraordinary scenes here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09What's the answer?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's...true.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Tooth drills made of flint have been found in Italy

0:16:16 > 0:16:19that came from 14,000 years ago.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Or as Dave calls it, the other day.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26HE EXHALES Congratulations, Sofie and George.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Sofie, it's your turn to pick next.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Can I have Mammoths, please?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32You certainly can. Let's have a question on Mammoths.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37True or false? Cavemen kill mammoth by chasing them off cliff.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Which roughly translates as

0:16:39 > 0:16:43did cavemen kill mammoths by chasing them off cliffs?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Show me now, please.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, we're all agreeing again. That's better.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Let's see the answer. They all think it's false. Is it?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51It true!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Cavemen chase mammoth off cliff.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Watch out below!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Excellent. Right, the final topic is Sweden

0:17:00 > 0:17:02and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:17:02 > 0:17:09True or false? In Stone Age Sweden, rats were treated as equal to man?

0:17:09 > 0:17:14In Stone Age Sweden, rats were treated as equal to man.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Is that true or is that false? Let's see.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21They're all thinking this is false. Rattus, what's the answer?

0:17:21 > 0:17:25What?! It's false. Oh, boo!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Although dogs were treated as equal to man in Stone Age Sweden

0:17:28 > 0:17:31and given elaborate funerals.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Congratulations, all of you. Another point scored.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36At the end of that round, Sofie and George,

0:17:36 > 0:17:40we're entering yet another tie-break situation.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Beginning with the letter S,

0:17:43 > 0:17:46name this Stone Age monument located in southern...

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Sofie.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Stonehenge.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50..located in southern England,

0:17:50 > 0:17:52that consists of a ring of standing stones.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56You're absolutely correct, Sofie. It's Stonehenge.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Which one is Sofie going to go for?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Is it a good choice or a bad choice?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07We may never know...

0:18:07 > 0:18:08except at the end of the show.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yes, we will definitely know at the end of the show, won't we?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13OK, Sofie, as the winner of the Stone Age quiz,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15you're through to play the Stone Age game

0:18:15 > 0:18:17but will you be playing it on your own

0:18:17 > 0:18:20or will the others get to join in with you? Let's find out.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Oh, it's a Single Player game.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27So, Sofie, off down that Time Sewer on your own.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Ergh, it stinks!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35If you lived in the Stone Age, you couldn't be a fussy eater.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Not an option. Your average caveman and woman would eat anything -

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- from fresh vegetables...- Ergh!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43..to the contents of a mega bear's stomach.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Love it!- It's time to play...

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Here is a mega bear.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Everything you need for a tasty meal is inside its stomach.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Put the tasty half-chewed treats by the corresponding cave painting

0:18:56 > 0:18:58and do it before the other mega bears come home.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00So, ready...go!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03KLAXON

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Poor old Sofie's got to go charging into his stomach.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Now, what's she going to find? Well, that is a caveman's boot.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Caveman's boot.- Yeah. So, that goes in the bin, Rattus.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Where's she going? The bin's not that way.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, no! No, that's not the place, Sofie.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19What's happening there? Does she think that horses wear boots?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I can only assume that Sofie thinks

0:19:22 > 0:19:23that that is Hoo-uth.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Well, I mean that is not a hoof.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27That clearly has room for a heel and a toe

0:19:27 > 0:19:29but that is definitely a fish.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31She's done very nicely there.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Now, back she goes. She needs to get in up to her elbows here.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Ergh!- That's another fish.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Wait, Marcus, just leave it, all right?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40You're on holiday.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Enjoy yourself, relax, stay still.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Now, there's the hoof.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46What's she going to do with the hoof?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48She's surely going to swap that now

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- for the boot. - No! No! No!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52She's going for the bin!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Oh! Man alive.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I can't believe that's happened, Rattus.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57We have a horse's hoof in the bin

0:19:57 > 0:19:59and a caveman's severed foot

0:19:59 > 0:20:01where the horse's hoof should be.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Is she going to work out this conundrum?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Is she going to come back from here?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07She's found the rat. Look away, Rattus.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Ohh!- You don't need to see this.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Cousin Bertha!- Yeah.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- 30 seconds remaining. - There's the cabbage.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's our old friend the cabbage,

0:20:16 > 0:20:17going to its correct position

0:20:17 > 0:20:20but she's got to realise that that caveman...

0:20:20 > 0:20:22She is realising it, Rattus.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25The caveman boot is in the basket

0:20:25 > 0:20:27but what she hasn't yet realised

0:20:27 > 0:20:30is that in that basket underneath the caveman's boot

0:20:30 > 0:20:31is the horse's hoof.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And there goes some intestines.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35We've just got to rely on her working it out.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh, hang on. I think she's worked it out.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39And with seconds left,

0:20:39 > 0:20:42she strolls to victory.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45There it is, the double arm aloft with a micro bounce.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Sofie, welcome back from the mega bear. Tremendous work.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Tremendous work.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Congratulations, Sofie. Excellent work.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Right, Rattus, what are we up to now?

0:20:58 > 0:20:59What's the matter with you?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I think you forgot to close the Time Sewer.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- What makes you say that?- He does.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Grr!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, Rattus, what do I do here?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Grab his hoof.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11All right, Cavey! All right, Cavey!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Look, a fiery orb in the sky.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Come on. Look, there's meat, meat. Oh, you like that.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You like the meat. You like the meat. Come on.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Meat, meat, meaty meat. Meaty meat.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Go fetch the meat. Go fetch the meat.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Go fetch the meat.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Go fetch the meat.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Hold on a sec...

0:21:32 > 0:21:34My fleas have gone! They've jumped ship!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Well, I guess the caveman's belly button

0:21:36 > 0:21:38is even hairier than yours, Dave.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40I guess it is, Rattus. Result!

0:21:40 > 0:21:44Right, it's time for our big All Play endgame.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46So, over to the Gory Grid one last time.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

0:21:51 > 0:21:55Vile Victorians. Everybody, get back down that sewer.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Mind the caveman.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Good point.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06When Queen Victoria was just a child,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08grave robbing was a common crime.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11It was. The bodies were sold to surgeons

0:22:11 > 0:22:14who used them to find out more about how the human body works.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's time to play...

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Your challenge is to steal three corpses

0:22:20 > 0:22:22and get them onto the surgeon's table.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24You'll need the key to the cemetery gates.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26If you hear this noise... WHISTLE BLOWS

0:22:26 > 0:22:28..then you must rush back to the cemetery

0:22:28 > 0:22:30and hide from the policeman.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32A second whistle means you can go again.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table

0:22:35 > 0:22:38and grab their dodgy money, is the winner.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Three, two, one...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41KLAXON

0:22:41 > 0:22:42And they're off.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Now then, the first thing we look for here

0:22:44 > 0:22:47is technique. Are they going to pull or push?

0:22:47 > 0:22:48We've got two pullers here

0:22:48 > 0:22:50and one pusher on the end.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52And they're all through.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53So, it hasn't made much difference

0:22:53 > 0:22:55on this occasion, Rattus.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Time to go wobbling through the topiary

0:22:57 > 0:22:58and I tell you what,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01it takes a whole lot of upper body strength to control these carts

0:23:01 > 0:23:04and to lug around corpses, of course.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Now then, Sofie is through the gate.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09That means she is about to deliver her first body.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11She's got the body snagged on the key.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Well, you don't often see that.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15And there it is, body number one delivered.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Dave, graverobbers were also known as

0:23:17 > 0:23:21body snatchers, resurrectionists,

0:23:21 > 0:23:22sack 'em up men.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24And perhaps most importantly,

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- criminals. - That may be.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29There's one for Tyrell but he needs to speed up.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33George has been doing just that. He's caught right up with Sofie.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Now, the second body.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's the drag through from Sofie.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37It's the push through...

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oh, he's really wrestling with that corpse's head.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42It's a very good job he's dead, Rattus,

0:23:42 > 0:23:43because that would smart.

0:23:43 > 0:23:48Sofie's got the body across the trolley there sideways

0:23:48 > 0:23:50as she goes on her wobbly run. WHISTLE BLOWS

0:23:50 > 0:23:52And here comes the policeman.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54They've got to get behind the stone. There goes George...

0:23:54 > 0:23:57He's knocked the grave over! That has stood there for 350 years.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00He's knocked it over as if it was a piece of polystyrene

0:24:00 > 0:24:03and now here comes the policeman.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Is he going to notice the bodies strewn across his path?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Or is he just going to wander round with his arms

0:24:09 > 0:24:11behind his back enjoying

0:24:11 > 0:24:13his own moustache far too much?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I think it's the latter, Rattus.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18WHISTLE BLOWS And now our players can get back

0:24:18 > 0:24:20to the cadavers. The race is back on

0:24:20 > 0:24:24and Tyrell is still dragging his second corpse through the railings.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Further up the field, though, it's very close at this stage.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Sofie's still in the lead here

0:24:29 > 0:24:32but George suddenly has a real head of steam.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33He's hot on her heels here.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Do you know, Dave, before a big race

0:24:35 > 0:24:37I get butterflies in my stomach.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Really, Rattus?- Yeah.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I like a little snack before a big race.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44They're going for the final corpse, which is hidden in the mist.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46This really is close. It's nip and tuck.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Even Tyrell's coming back into it.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Sofie tries to drag her corpse.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51George is already through.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53He's stolen a march but the corpse has come adrift.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56The corpse has come adrift. He's got it back on.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Now, he has to get in amongst the shrubbery.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00He's gone in and out. He's in and out quickly.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03He's pulled off the last corpse, through the gate.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06He's just got to get through the gate, Rattus. He puts it down.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Get the cash, boy! Get the cash!

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Get back up the other end and you can celebrate your first Year Sphere

0:25:12 > 0:25:13of the competition.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15And it's there!

0:25:15 > 0:25:20George celebrates by knocking over another ancient gravestone.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25George, you know the way. Well done, fella.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31You've proved yourself to be a grave robber of some standing.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Ever robbed a grave before?- No.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34I'm glad to hear that, George.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Now then, it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40And remember, AD years are added to your total

0:25:40 > 0:25:42and BC years are subtracted.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Let's see how we got on.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Tyrell, open up that Year Sphere for me, please.

0:25:48 > 0:25:491503 AD.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Leonardo da Vinci begins painting the Mona Lisa that year.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57That's a good score. 1,503 points.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Sofie, you have got to try and beat that.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Let's have a look at the first sphere.

0:26:02 > 0:26:041558 AD.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Queen Elizabeth I ascended the throne.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09You're in the lead. Let's have a look at that second one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Oh, 214 BC.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Work on the Great Wall of China began that year.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Let's have a look at the third one.

0:26:18 > 0:26:201066 AD.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22The Battle of Hastings of course was that year.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26Now, this last one could be absolutely crucial.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Let's have a look at that fourth one.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Oh, it's 1944 AD.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36The Allies invaded German-held Normandy on D-Day that year.

0:26:36 > 0:26:42That means, Sofie, you have a total of 4,354.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44George, you've only got the one sphere.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48You're going to need a date considerably far into the future

0:26:48 > 0:26:50to win but let's have a look at it anyway.

0:26:50 > 0:26:531337 AD. The 100 Years' War began

0:26:53 > 0:26:56between England and France that year.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58That means that leaves you in third place

0:26:58 > 0:27:03but today's winner with 4,354 points is Sofie.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Yay!

0:27:04 > 0:27:06And what could be a better way to finish the show

0:27:06 > 0:27:08than with a fantastic prize?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, not this I'm sure, as it's a prize found by Rattus

0:27:11 > 0:27:13in the stinky depths of the Time Sewer.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15So, have you got a prize?

0:27:15 > 0:27:19Aye, aye! Or should I say...eye.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's a glass eye.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Owned by the son-in-law of Queen Victoria, Prince Christian.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27It's all bloodshot, Rattus.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Yeah. Well, he had a whole set, didn't he?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32And he used to wear this particular one when he was feeling,

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- you know, ill.- Yeah. Well, I feel ill right now.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Enjoy your prize, Sofie.- Thank you. - I can only apologise for it.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43For our two runners-up, it's time for a jink through the stink

0:27:43 > 0:27:45as they travel home down the Time Sewer.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Go on, off you go. See you, George.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Oh, no!- I know.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Bye, Tyrell.- Say hello to Marcus if you see him.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54And don't forget, you can play along next time

0:27:54 > 0:27:57if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59I've been Dave Lamb.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01And I've been spreading fleas.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Yes, you certainly have.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04You've been watching Gory Games.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

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