0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off this show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Horrible History's Gory... Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and the rodent we know as Rattus Rattus,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32but who 10,000 fleas simply call "home".
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Hey! I'll have you know I've got fewer fleas than I used to have.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38How could you know that?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Cos I just saw at least three jumping onto you.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, what? Oh, thanks a lot(!)
0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:45 > 0:00:47of history's most horrible happenings.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Or as I like to call them, the best bits.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53By taking part in the goriest games imaginable.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Oh, that's it! Tonight you are having a bath.- Uh?
0:00:57 > 0:01:02NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Yes!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Let's meet our Horrible Historians.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Erin.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Hi, I'm David.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hi, I'm Rebecca!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hey, Rebecca! Hanging nicely.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16To start things off today, I've come up with a rat-tastic new game
0:01:16 > 0:01:18from the Middle Ages, called Leech Yeech.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Leech Yeech?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yeah! Doctors used leeches to treat illnesses back then,
0:01:23 > 0:01:27so leeches were worth money, and poor people would collect them
0:01:27 > 0:01:30by standing in putrid ponds until they were bitten.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And how exactly are you going to make THAT into a game?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37With three buckets of stinky pond water, with plenty of leeches!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Contestants run around the buckets and collect as many leeches...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44No, this is not going to happen, not on my watch.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- The contestants will get bitten! They'll lose blood!- Come on!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49They'll be fine! Just a quick game.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54No! Could someone help me get these out of here? I'm not happy.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Don't go. I spilt pond water and if you're not careful,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58you're going to... you're going to...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- You're going to fall over.- Argh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Brilliant(!) Now I've got fleas AND leeches.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08On the bright side, you've just won the game!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10A-ha-ha(!) A-ha-ha(!) Ow!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Sorry I need a bath and a change of shirt.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Can someone help with the rest of these leeches?
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Right, Erin, David, Rebecca, you're playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Each one contains a historical date, and at the end of the show
0:02:24 > 0:02:26your Year Sphere dates will be added up,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30with AD dates being ADded to your total.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Do you see where we're going with this?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And BC dates suBtraCted from it.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39So if these were your Year Spheres your total would be, Rattus?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Erm, it's not three, is it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44No it isn't. It's 735.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Exactly. So like I said, it's not three.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50At the end of the show the person with the highest year score
0:02:50 > 0:02:53will win a truly unique historical prize.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57It's something I've picked out myself. You're going to love it.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58That would be a first(!)
0:02:58 > 0:03:00And we're off! So to find out
0:03:00 > 0:03:03what this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Arrr! The Putrid Pirates it be!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10So four questions coming up on Putrid Pirates. The person who gets
0:03:10 > 0:03:13the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Your four pirate topics are, punishments, pirate talk,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Sadie the Goat and pirate names.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Erin, it's your turn to pick first.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Er, the goat.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Sadie the Goat.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29You're extremely lucky.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's a prop question!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Yes, it is, it's a prop question, and here comes...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Oh, my word! - RATTUS CHUCKLES
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Oh! That is a bitten-off ear. Here's the question.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43A famous pirate from the 1800s called Sadie the Goat,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47so she was a pirate, had her ear bitten off in a fight,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50but what did she do with the chewed-off ear? Did she,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53A, wear it on a chain around her neck?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56B, eat it with some tomato sauce?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Or C, mount it on the wall in the crew's quarters
0:03:59 > 0:04:02to make them think she could hear anyone plotting against her?
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Let's see those answers now please. Everybody's gone for C.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I can tell you that the answer is actually...
0:04:09 > 0:04:14A! She wore it on a chain around her neck.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Right, David it's your turn to choose a topic next.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Punishments.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26What did pirate Ned Low do to the captain of a captured whaling ship?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28A, cut off his ears?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31B, maroon him on an island?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Or C, make him walk the plank?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Oh, interesting! Erin and Rebecca going for B, David going for A.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Let's hear the actual answer.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45The answer is A.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Ned Low cut off his ears and made him eat them,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50sprinkled with salt. Huh! Original.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Wish I'd thought of it, actually.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Well done, David. You're the first off the mark.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59You have a point, and Rebecca, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- I'll do pirate talk. - Will you? Very interesting.- Yes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Lovely, well considered, lovely choice. Let's hear that question.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10What does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12A, stop the ship?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14B, be sick over the side?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Or C, fire the cannons?
0:05:17 > 0:05:22So what does the pirate expression "heave to" mean?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Let's see those answers now, please.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh, a complete spread of answers there, the full range.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30See what the actual answer is.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34The answer is, A, "heave to" means stand still.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36So it means "stop the ship".
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Can't believe you didn't know that you scurvy landlubber!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Ah, which means "person who'd be happier on land",
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and has a nasty disease.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Thanks for clearing that up, very helpful.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52That means, with only one question left and David on two points,
0:05:52 > 0:05:56you have won the Year Sphere! Congratulations, David.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57He's won the Year Sphere?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I've added it up - he's won the Year Sphere!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Thanks, Rattus, up to date as always(!)
0:06:01 > 0:06:06So, David, you have won the quiz, time to choose your Year Sphere.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Let's hope it's not one with a Stone Age date inside,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11because that can be worth a few million minus points.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16David, come and choose a Year Sphere.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Any one you like.- I'll have this one.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20That one? Lovely choice. Hm...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Push, push, push...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Winning the quiz means that David is automatically through to play
0:06:25 > 0:06:26the Pirate Game,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29but will he be alone, or will everyone get to play?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Let's find out.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35It's an All Play messy game,
0:06:35 > 0:06:40so it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you. Go on, Rebecca,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- lead the way. It's not as bad once you get in there.- Oh, it stinks!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- In you go, David.- Oh, no, urgh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Away you go, Erin. - Do I have to?- Yeah, sorry, bye.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This game is all about chests and keys.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00And where are the keys? Well, that would be telling
0:07:00 > 0:07:03but there are some clues to help you find them.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05The first person to retrieve the treasure map from inside
0:07:05 > 0:07:08their colour-coded chest will win the Year Sphere.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12But be warned - all is not as straightforward as it seems.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13It's time to play:
0:07:15 > 0:07:17KLAXON BLARES
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Oh, a bit of a cautious start from everyone there, Rattus, wasn't it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I think they're not quite sure of what it is
0:07:24 > 0:07:26they're attempting to do.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, what they have to do
0:07:28 > 0:07:30is read the instructions on the chest.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Without that, they are going to be hopelessly lost,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36and it looks to me as if David has done just that
0:07:36 > 0:07:38because he's headed to his
0:07:38 > 0:07:39correctly colour-coded tub
0:07:39 > 0:07:42and he's going back with the first key.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Erin has the wrong key.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46The only way she could have the wrong key
0:07:46 > 0:07:48is by not following the instructions.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52They're very slippery, these keys. But that's not stopped David.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53He's through the first chest.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Now, will he read the instructions on the second chest? There he is!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Time to get yourself all mucky, Swabbie's Bucket, so yucky.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04He's gone to Swabbie's Bucket, and he's got the key! It's very simple
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- when it's done correctly. - Absolutely.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It's very clear. It's written down on the side
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- of the trunks there. - You have to say,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Erin's making it look particularly difficult.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But David is onto his third chest.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Rebecca's realised she has to take the little chest out of the big one.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Good. But David... David's run into trouble. He can't find his clue.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Can't find the instructions, but he's found them.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Want to get the swag?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Go look in the hanging bag!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, he's doing just that,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35and he's having a good rummage round.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37He's just got to open this
0:08:37 > 0:08:38to win it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Too late for Rebecca and her new best friend, the parrot, I fear.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44He's opened it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Sound the hooter. It's all over,
0:08:47 > 0:08:51for David has the Scroll of Superbness
0:08:51 > 0:08:54in his mucky, mucky hands.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Welcome back, everyone.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59David, collect your Year Sphere.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00I'll have this one.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Why not? It looks a good one. Moving on,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08It's the Vile Victorians.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Good day!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15So, four questions again, and here are your four Victorian topics:
0:09:21 > 0:09:23David, your turn to pick first.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Famous Victorians, please.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Robert Peel was famous for what?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32A, bringing the first oranges into the country?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36B, founding the first police force?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Or C, being the first person to swim the English Channel?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Let's see those answers now, please.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Everybody is going for B.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Well, let's find out if everybody's right.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51The answer is, B.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Robert Peel founded the first police force in 1829,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57which is why they were nicknamed "the Peelers".
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You learn a new thing every day.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yes, like never work with animals(!)
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Thank you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06So an excellent start from all of you, a point apiece. Erin,
0:10:06 > 0:10:07it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Gadgets.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And THAT is a prop question.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Now then.- Wooh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Now then. What was this invention for?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Was it A, an early TV aerial?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Was it B, a carpet beater?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Or was it C, a fly scarer?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Let's see your answers now, please. And so
0:10:29 > 0:10:33David and Rebecca going for B, Erin going for A. I can tell you
0:10:33 > 0:10:36that the actual answer is, C!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40It was a fly-scarer. Would you believe that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Rebecca, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I'll do slang, man. - Slang.- Slang.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I like it. I like it. Don't know what I'm doing with my hands.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Slang, let's hear the question.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Poor children in Victorian London sold "pure".
0:10:54 > 0:10:57But what was pure?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Was it A, dog poo?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02B, rotten fruit?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Or C, horse sick?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Let's see those answers now, please. Interesting,
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Erin and David going for A, Rebecca going for C. Rattus,
0:11:12 > 0:11:13put us out of our misery.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19The answer is A, dog poo. They sold it to tanners to make leather.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Let's just award the points there, one for Erin, one for David.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24The final question
0:11:24 > 0:11:28and this is about the Crimean War. Let's hear the question.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Florence Nightingale was a famous nurse during the Crimean War,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34but what was her nickname?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35The lady of the what?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Was it A, the thermometer?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39B, the lamp?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Or C, the tramp?
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Let's see your answers now, please. Everybody has gone for
0:11:45 > 0:11:48B. Let's see if you're all right.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50The answer is B.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52She was known as the Lady of the Lamp,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55for her habit of making hospital rounds at night.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00So what we have here is a tie-break situation between Erin and David.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02If you could be ready, poised above those buzzers,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05as what we have here is a buzzer question.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Beginning with D, what's the surname of the famous Victorian writer
0:12:10 > 0:12:13who wrote Oliver Twist and a Christmas Carol?
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Charles...? David?
0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Dickens.- Dickens is correct. You've just won another Year Sphere.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Superb work.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24OK, David, as the quiz winner
0:12:24 > 0:12:27you're also through to play the Victorian game,
0:12:27 > 0:12:28but will it be just you,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31or will the others get to play, too?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Let's find out.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37It's a single player brainy game.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41So, David, back down that Time Sewer with you.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- In you go, fella.- Argh!
0:12:43 > 0:12:48Victorians came up with some of the silliest names on the planet.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Names like the Princess Cheese and names like Abraham Pooh...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- CHORTLES - ..both real Victorian names.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00So seven Victorian names, but two are totally made up. Choose five
0:13:00 > 0:13:03and move them to the real board,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05then touch the Princess Cheese,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07and be thankful it's not an Abraham Pooh.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10To see how many you've got right, keep trying new combinations
0:13:10 > 0:13:13until you have all five. Be quick - you're against the clock.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14It's time to play:
0:13:17 > 0:13:19KLAXON BLARES
0:13:19 > 0:13:22So David begins the Victorian Name Game.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25What'll he go for first? He's having a good look, isn't he?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I always think this is one of our cleanest games,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29but one of our trickiest games.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33It's so very easy to wrong-foot yourself. If you doubt
0:13:33 > 0:13:36the validity of your choice at the start of this game,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38then it's all over for you, really, Dave.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40It is. He seems to be doing well.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43He's gone for Nutty Haddock and Batty Treasure.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47There goes Squirrel Nutkin. So he's made his first three selections.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51I like the way this lad's taking his time, Felicity Made-up goes on.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Having a little spurt.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56He's really sprinting. Farty Gladwish. Touched Princess Cheese.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- 'Three right!'- He's got three right.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00And the tactics come on.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02He's got James Bottom Bottom Bottom.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Three guesses where James Bottom Bottom Bottom came in the class!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Donald Duck's gone up,
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Farty Gladwish has come off. James Bottom Bottom Bottom in his hand,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15back on the real board, Felicity Made-up leaves.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16'Four right!'
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Four right, so he found one of those he just put on there was correct.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Donald Duck now leaving. - 'Three right!'
0:14:25 > 0:14:29I would instinctively say that Donald Duck was right wrong.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, he, he was actually three right at that point
0:14:32 > 0:14:36so he's taken Felicity Made-up back off, put Donald Duck back on.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- '30 seconds remaining.' - BELL CHIMES
0:14:38 > 0:14:39- 'Four right!'- Four!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43He has time, but he'll have to pick one up rather than leaving them
0:14:43 > 0:14:46all on the table. Batty Treasure goes on. What will he replace?
0:14:46 > 0:14:51What's it going to replace? Squirrel Nutkin comes off.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- 'Five right.' - That has done it!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Five, he's got five! - What a great dance!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Congratulations, David.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Pick yourself a Year Sphere, you know the drill.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- I'll have this, thank you.- So you're quite right, Felicity Made-up
0:15:05 > 0:15:06was indeed made up,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09and Squirrel Nutkin is just the Beatrice Potter character,
0:15:09 > 0:15:13but the others, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15To name their son Donald Duck,
0:15:15 > 0:15:19his parents must have been absolutely...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Tell me you're not about to say "quackers".
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Just thought better of it.- Good.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Over to the Gory Grid to find out who's up next.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32And here are your four Egyptian topics:
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Miaow!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- So, Rebecca, what's it to be? - Cleopatra.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Lovely choice, let's hear the question.
0:15:44 > 0:15:50True or false, Egyptian Pharaoh Cleopatra could not speak Egyptian?
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Is that true or is that false? Let's see those answers now, please.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Everybody has gone for true. Let's find out if you're right.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05It's true. She and all her family were Greek. That's right, Greek,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08descended from Alexander the Great's favourite general. Go figure.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Well, I did not know that. Did you know that, Rattus?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12I did not know that either!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I did not know that either, but I've said that already.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Erin, it's your turn to choose a topic.- Fashion.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Fashion.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25- That is a question from the lovely Rattus Rattus.- Thank you.- Pleasure.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31True or false - posh Egyptian women regularly shaved their heads?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Let's see those answers now, please.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39That's two trues from the girls, and a false from David.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Rattus, what's the answer?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's...true!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47There were so many lice in Ancient Egypt, it was more pleasant
0:16:47 > 0:16:51to shave your head and wear a wig whenever you wanted.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'd do the same myself, but I'd look silly in a wig.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55To be fair, you look pretty silly without one.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58David, your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I choose pyramids.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02True or false,
0:17:02 > 0:17:06our pyramids were built by slaves?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Everybody's gone for true. It's a clean sweep, are they all right?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's false, the pyramid workers were free men,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19farmers who had no farming to do while the Nile flooded.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I'd inspect the work personally to make sure no-one was slacking.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24No-one except me that is - I'm a Pharaoh.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25HE SNIFFS
0:17:25 > 0:17:29So no points there, but one question left in this round
0:17:29 > 0:17:33and it means you're all still very much in the round.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38The final question in this round, is a prop question. How exciting.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Look out, that is a mummified cat.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Woah.- When explorers discovered the Temple of Bastet,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47the Egyptian goddess of cats, they found it was filled
0:17:47 > 0:17:52with thousands of mummified cats. Is that true or false, I wonder?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57You've all gone for true.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I can tell you that the answer is...
0:17:59 > 0:18:00true!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So well done.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yes, the mummified cats had been left as offerings to the goddess.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10A moment's silence please, for the passing of thousands of cats.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Woo hoo, ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Sorry, did I ruin the moment's silence? I don't like cats!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20That means we're in a tie-break situation.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22This is buzzer round between Erin and Rebecca.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Let's have your fingers on the buzzers.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Beginning with the letter T,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30name the famous teenage pharaoh whose tomb... That's Rebecca.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Tutankhamun.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Tutankhamun is correct!
0:18:33 > 0:18:38You have won yourself your first Year Sphere. So, Rebecca,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41dance your way round to collect your Year Sphere. Lovely.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Dance followed by a skip, superb.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47What a precious sphere you've chosen.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50You are through to play the Egyptian Game
0:18:50 > 0:18:54but will you be playing alone or will everybody get to play with you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Let's find out.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's a single player scary game. So, Rebecca,
0:19:01 > 0:19:05dance your way into the Time Sewer for us. Lovely. What a shimmy.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Wooh, argh!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10The dancing queen has left the building.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15In ancient Egypt, it wasn't just important how you looked in life,
0:19:15 > 0:19:17it was important how you looked in the afterlife.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Whoever mummified this pharaoh forgot to remove some organs,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23and you've got to fix things fast.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Your challenge is to remove the stomach, liver, intestines and lungs
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- and put them into the correct canopic jars.- Argh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33The brain's to be yanked out of the nose and binned,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36but the heart must be left inside the body.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37It's time to play:
0:19:40 > 0:19:42KLAXON SOUNDS
0:19:42 > 0:19:45So, Rebecca begins her go
0:19:45 > 0:19:47at Mummify Me.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Goggles on. Very important, that, Rattus isn't it?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Very important to wear the goggles.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55You never know what's going to burst out of that mummy.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58No, you don't, but she's gone in at the top of the torso,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01and that's a lung. That is a pair of lungs.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04That is a pair of lungs. That'll leave him breathless!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06You're absolutely right there, Rattus.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08And she pops that into
0:20:08 > 0:20:11the correct canopic jar. She's going back in.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Say that again for me. - Canopic.- Oh, I like that!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15It's a lovely word isn't it? Canopic,
0:20:15 > 0:20:16begins and ends in a C.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18But that, could that be the heart?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21She doesn't want the heart. No, it's OK,
0:20:21 > 0:20:22that's OK, that's the liver.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25She's having a look to see which canopic jar
0:20:25 > 0:20:26that needs to go into.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29This is well played, Rattus -
0:20:29 > 0:20:30calm under pressure.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Very calm, very together.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Yeah, lovely to watch.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36It's top quality surgery.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And there's the stomach!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42There's the stomach, that's going to go into that jar, correctly does it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Intestines and brain required. Must leave the heart where it is.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50Look out! Here come the intestines, and there's an awful lot of them.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Oh, dear me, there we go. - Apparently, the intestines
0:20:53 > 0:20:55go right from the beginning of you,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- right way through to the end.- Yes, and they curl round
0:20:58 > 0:21:00a few times by the look of it, as well.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03They're all being stuffed in there slowly.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05That is absolutely revolting.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10Now, what's she going to go for? She's now going in for the brain.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12CRUNCH! SPLURSH!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Oh, dear me. Oh, that's got to smart.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Let's hope he's definitely dead, because that would really hurt.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21The bandages are coming off! We don't want to see that! Here comes
0:21:21 > 0:21:24the brain - out the nose in the approved fashion.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- She's got the lot, in the bin.- Brain's in the bin.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30That's where it's to go.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31The brain needs to go into the bin.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35She's checking all her pots, she's done it, the thumb's up.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Thumbs up.- Now, will we see the trademark Rebecca dance?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Uh-huh!- Yes, of course!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41There's the dance, Dave!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44She's not going to disappoint. It's that robotic, twisty thing!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Well done, Rebecca. Collect your Year Sphere.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Time for the final round. It's over to the Gory Grid
0:21:51 > 0:21:54one last time to find out who we've got.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59So, no quirky quiz in our final round -
0:21:59 > 0:22:03it's straight to our big all-play Tudor endgame,
0:22:03 > 0:22:05and it's a very silly one. So,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- get down that Time Sewer.- Let's go!
0:22:08 > 0:22:15- There you go.- Argh!- Ohh!- Wah! - They're in.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Now, I think it's fair to say that, in later life,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Henry VIII did get a little bit chubby.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Oi! It's not my fault! I've got a gammy leg.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29No, of course, Your Majesty.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Although constant pie eating probably didn't help.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I heard that!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Sounds easy, right?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Which is why we've attached you to these bungee cords. Sorry!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Whoever gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth in the time limit,
0:22:45 > 0:22:46wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It's time to play:
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- It's play time! - KLAXON BLARES
0:22:53 > 0:22:57And we are go with Who Ate All The Pies? Wow! Erin has scored
0:22:57 > 0:23:00with her very first throw! That was extraordinary - what a start!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What a start that was.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08No joy for Rebecca or David as yet, but look at them -
0:23:08 > 0:23:11they're absolutely haring along. It's the fastest
0:23:11 > 0:23:13we've ever seen Who Ate All The Pies played.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18David missed by a whisker. Erin struggling against the bungee.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Look at that over-arm fling.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22David looks incredibly determined, doesn't he?
0:23:22 > 0:23:27And it's paid off! He's up and running. Lovely, lovely stuff.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Ah, David seems to be having some issues
0:23:32 > 0:23:34with his cord there, it yanks him back.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Look at Erin - went back like an express train!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39She's back and game for another.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41And she scores!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Look at her go! Absolutely being pinged back!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Is her cord tighter than the others?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47It might be,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49but I don't think so cos that would be unfair
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- on the contestants. - Everything is above board and fair.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- That much we do know.- You know what?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57She does come back very quickly though, Rattus.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, that's Rebecca's first pie! Congratulations.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And Erin responds with her third.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05They've got to get the pies into Henry's mouth
0:24:05 > 0:24:07to score points, and some are beginning to land.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Over-arm technique. That's new, a lovely over-arm technique,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13There's your classic Frisbee. Lovely.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17There's the netball over-arm pitch and there's the hoik.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19What a lovely exponent of the hoik David is.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Erin's down again! She really is down more than she's up.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25'30 seconds remaining!'
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Very little time left now.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29David gets his second, he's still in it!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Look at that! Rebecca's beginning to tire, Rattus.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37There's the over-arm we've come to know and love,
0:24:37 > 0:24:39bouncing off Henry's head. Rebecca, though,
0:24:39 > 0:24:41is she still in this? I don't know. For me
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I think Erin is nosing in front. Another one!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47She's scored another one! She's doing incredibly well.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50For me, Dave, there's just one thing missing from this game - gravy.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Oh, she's down again.- 'Time's up!'
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- KLAXON BLARES - I think it's all over,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59judging by the way that everyone seems to have collapsed.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Erin has won with four pies. Well done, Erin.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Welcome back, Gory Gamers. What a tremendous game that was.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12Congratulations, Erin. Pick a year sphere, please.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Excellent. Time to count up those Year Spheres
0:25:15 > 0:25:21and remember, AD years are added to your total, BC years are subtracted.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Erin, we're going to start with you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Could you reveal for me now, please, what is in your year sphere?
0:25:27 > 0:25:331542 AD! Mary Queen of Scots became Scottish Queen,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36so that gives you 1542, positive score.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39David, let's start with your Year Spheres. Let's see number one.
0:25:39 > 0:25:45793 AD, Vikings attack Lindisfarne monastery.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47So you're off and running. Let's see two.
0:25:47 > 0:25:55Oh, my goodness me, 8,000 BC!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Woolly mammoths died out.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, you're going to need to go some here.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Let's see the third.
0:26:00 > 0:26:061455 AD, the start of the War of the Roses.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08And let's have a look at the last one.
0:26:08 > 0:26:14- 305 BC, Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.- Oh!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19That gives you a total of minus 6,057.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Bad luck, David. Rebecca, let's have a look at your first Year Sphere.
0:26:24 > 0:26:301199 AD, the death of Richard the Lionheart.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34So, that means that the turn of this sphere will decide
0:26:34 > 0:26:37who wins today. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Oh, my goodness me! It's 16,000 BC!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44That is the age of the oldest
0:26:44 > 0:26:46caveman pots and bowls ever found,
0:26:46 > 0:26:48and I'm afraid, Rebecca,
0:26:48 > 0:26:53that leaves you with a total of minus 14,801.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55But that's history, it's horrible.
0:26:55 > 0:27:00Erin, you have come from nowhere to win, congratulations to you!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03You have won today's star prize.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Yes, it's another piece of old junk plucked out of the Time Sewers
0:27:07 > 0:27:10by my mangy mate here. Come on then, Rattus, what is it this time?
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Well, Dave, today's prize is a piece of British naval history.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19They belonged to a genuine Georgian hero,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22it's a pair of Lord Nelson's shoes!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24That actually sounds really good!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Unfortunately, he suffered from terrible seasickness
0:27:26 > 0:27:29so I'm afraid they're covered in sick!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Brilliant! I take it all back.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I'm so sorry, Erin, perhaps if you wipe them off
0:27:35 > 0:27:37you might be able to wear them.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion, Erin,
0:27:40 > 0:27:44and thanks also to our gallant runners-up, David and Rebecca,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Glad to be of service.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50You've been watching Gory Games, goodbye.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Or would you have preferred
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# A little more poo?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Have you had your fill
0:27:59 > 0:28:00# Of blood, guts and gore?
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Or have we left you
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Still wanting more?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04# Well, keep watching
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# We'll be back again
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Horrible History's Gory...
0:28:13 > 0:28:14# Games! #