0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# ..Games! #
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb and my assistant Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32And not forgetting my assistant, Terry The Tapeworm.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Ha-ha-ha! Oh, stop it, Terry, that tickles!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39It tickles! Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42This is the show where you test your knowledge of Horrible Histories
0:00:42 > 0:00:44with quirky quiz questions and Gory Games.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48So, before we learn any more about Rattus's insides...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's a tickly little worm!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52..let's meet our Horrible Historians.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, my name's Mia.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hi, my name's Lucas.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, my name's Emily.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Brilliant. Lovely to see you all present and correct.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Dave.- What? - Dave.- What?- Dave.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Doh!- Before we start the show proper
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I've come up with a little ancient Egyptian warm up game.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Our contestants will race each other in a house building contest
0:01:11 > 0:01:15using that most common of all Egyptian building materials -
0:01:15 > 0:01:17bricks made out of dried animal poop!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Grab a brick, we're off in three, two one...
0:01:20 > 0:01:21No! No! No we're not.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24This is a health and safety nightmare.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You can't let children handle these bricks
0:01:27 > 0:01:29if they're really made from...
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- For heaven's sake!- Whoops!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I'm going to need a clean shirt.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Horrible Histories Gory Games. #
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Right, Mia, Lucas, Emily, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Each Year Sphere contains a historical date
0:01:44 > 0:01:48and at the end of the show your Year Sphere dates will be added up
0:01:48 > 0:01:51with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:51 > 0:01:54and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57If these were your Year Spheres, you total would be, Rattus?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hm? Oh, a million.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Huh! 735.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- I thought we were rounding up to the nearest million.- We're not.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08At the end the person with the highest year score
0:02:08 > 0:02:10will win a unique historical prize.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15And it's something I've picked out myself so you won't be disappointed.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Though for legal reasons I have to tell you
0:02:17 > 0:02:20that you may in fact be disappointed.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Right, let's get cracking,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24and to find out what this round's about it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Arr! The Putrid Pirates it be!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Your four Pirate topics are...
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Mia, you get to choose first in this round. What will it be?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Disguises.- Disguises.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46True or false - some pirates attacked merchant ships
0:02:46 > 0:02:48by disguising themselves as women?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Is that true or false? Let's see your answers.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Right. Mia and Lucas going for true, Emily going for false.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Let's hear what the actual answer is.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00It's true! Yeah.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It was a good way to lure the merchant ship in
0:03:03 > 0:03:06by pretending to be ladies in distress.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11"Oh, help me, sir, please help me! I'm a lady in distress."
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yeah, I need to work on the voice a little bit.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Just a little bit I think. Yes.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Lucas it's your turn to pick a topic, so pick away.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I'm going to go with Blackbeard. - Blackbeard.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Tis I, Blackbeard the pirate. Here be my question.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36All going for true.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, let's see if you're all right or all wrong.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's true.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Yes and he'd chop off their whole hand if they had more than one ring.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, that's horrible!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50If the rat thinks it's horrible, then it's really horrible.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Emily, your turn to choose a topic.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Sugar.- That is a prop question.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Ooh, prop question! Prop question!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's a bag of sugar.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04True or false - in the 1700s
0:04:04 > 0:04:07there was so much sugar it was quite worthless?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10They've all gone for false.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12You're absolutely right.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Sugar was one of the most precious things around in the 1700s.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Well done.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21The question remaining in this round is on Treasure.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25True or false - when us pirates buried treasure
0:04:25 > 0:04:31we would sometimes murder a prisoner and bury him on top of the treasure?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34OK, all three of you agreeing on false.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Let's find out what the actual answer is.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's true! Ha-ha-ha! Yeah.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43That way if someone tried to dig up the treasure,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46they'd find a "skellington" and think it was just a grave!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It worked every time.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49And that is the end of the round,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52so Emily, just for now you're history I'm afraid.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54But you two, fingers on your buzzers.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Because we are going to have the tie breaker question.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Beginning with the letter S, in the famous pirate expression,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03what word went before "..me timbers"?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04FART
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Lucas.- Shiver.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07"Shiver me timbers" is right.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Time for you to choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Oh! Heave, heave, heave, heeeeeeeeeaaaave.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, it's heavy when it's a full one.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Lucas, come and collect your Year Sphere.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22You really don't want to get one with a Stone Age date inside,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24that'd mean a few million minus points.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ooohhh. Nice one.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Or maybe not.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Heave, heave, heave, heave. Oh, no. Wait a minute, he's taken one off it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ooh, that's much lighter. Lalalala.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39So, winning the quiz means that Lucas is automatically through
0:05:39 > 0:05:41to play the Pirate game.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's a single-player silly game waiting for you
0:05:50 > 0:05:52at the end of that Time Sewer.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56You'd better get down there and find out what it is.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm rather keen on this next game.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05It's time to play...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Tch! And yet my Whack-A-Human was considered to be in bad taste!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Double standards or what?! Tut!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Pirate ships were infested with rats -
0:06:17 > 0:06:20disease-ridden and tapeworm-carrying...
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Oi! You leave Terry out of this! - ..and your job is to whack 'em.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Whack 15 rats in the time limit to win the Year Sphere.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Are you ready?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Your time starts...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- now. - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:06:31 > 0:06:33So Lucas begins Whack-A-Rat
0:06:33 > 0:06:36and poor old Rattus Rattus can't watch.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38RATTUS SOBS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Don't punish yourself, Rattus, I'll do this one.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43That's excellent strike there from Lucas.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46He's off to a fine start and, I'm afraid to say,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49he's enjoying himself out there. Another one takes it on the bonce.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52There was a cheeky one, popping his head up there.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He's wasn't looking. Both are there!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56And he didn't quite get over in time to...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, he got that one all right, though.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Lovely little blow that.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's a shame you can't watch, it's good fun.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05RAT SQUEALS
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh, he's going to have a headache tomorrow!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I fear that may be optimism.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13There'll be thousands rats that aren't bopped.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16This is just a little, tiny selection who, admittedly,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18are being pretty badly beaten.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21But the majority are fine.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Do you know what, Dave?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's quite fun if I just imagine they're cats.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You keep doing that, Rattus.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29'30 seconds remaining.'
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Some of these rats are actually enjoying it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33That one with the eye patch certainly is -
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- he's a cheeky little rat, that one.- Ooh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40It's OK, Rattus. It was a glancing blow. He'll live.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41He may not be the same rat he was,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43but he'll certainly live.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46As will Lucas, who needs just one more... And he's done it!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47He's done it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50There's one after the buzzer, that was gratuitous.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51That doesn't alter the fact he won.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Well done. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I'm afraid to say the downside is that Rattus
0:07:57 > 0:07:58is no longer speaking to you.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- RATTUS MUTTERS SULKILY - Come on, Rattus.- Oh, all right.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I guess it is the point of the game. - Yeah.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07You've never whacked a rat in real life?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- No, but I'd like to try. - Oh, that's ruined it!- Sorry, Rattus.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Of course, rat hunts weren't the only way that pirates
0:08:14 > 0:08:15tackled their rodent problems.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Many crews had a ship's cat to catch the rats for them.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20On to round two, then.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Here are your all-important Georgian topics.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Lucas, it's your turn to pick first. What's it going to be?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Monkeys! - Monkeys.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42What was a Georgian power monkey?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44A. A woman who wore too much make-up.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47B. A boy who carried gunpowder on ships.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Or C. A circus monkey.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Mia and Lucas agreeing with B, Emily on C. Let's find out who's right.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58The answer is B. A powder monkey was a boy
0:08:58 > 0:08:59who carried gunpowder on ships.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02They could run fast and made smaller targets for the enemy.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Horrible but true.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Emily, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Fashion.- Fashion.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12In Georgian times, what was a macaroni?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14A. A travelling performer.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16B. A pasta salesman.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Or C. A man who wore make-up and tight clothes.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Emily and Lucas agreeing on C, Mia out on her own on A.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Let's see what the answer is.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28The answer is, of course, C.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31A macaroni was a thoroughly fashionable man,
0:09:31 > 0:09:33who wore make-up and tight clothes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35So points there for Emily and Lucas.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Mia, it's your turn to choose a topic next.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Punishments!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Punishments. That is a prop question.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44# Prop question, prop questiooooon. #
0:09:44 > 0:09:46There it is. It is a whip.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49For a serious crime on board a Georgian ship,
0:09:49 > 0:09:53you could be beaten by a nine-stranded whip, called a what?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Was it...?
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Mia going with A. The other two of you agreeing on B. The answer is...
0:10:07 > 0:10:11A. It is a cat-o-nine-tails.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Proving that when something is really evil,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17it's always got the letters C-A-T in it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I think that's just coincidence.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Mia and Lucas neck and neck with two points, Emily on one,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25but there's a question remaining, so all is still to play for.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28The final question this round is on Nelson.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK, here we go. Good luck.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42A. He was scared of water.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45B. He got horribly sea sick.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Or C. He was petrified of seagulls.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Everybody completely in agreement. They're all going for B.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Let's see if you're all right or all wrong.- The answer is...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00B. He used to get horribly sea sick.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03There you go. You were all absolutely right.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08And I notice that Mia and Lucas have once again tied. Bad luck, Emily.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'm sorry to say you're not involved in the buzzer round this time.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15It's the tie-break question. Beginning with the letter F,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18which European country was ruled by Napoleon Bonaparte?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19FART
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- France. - France is the correct answer, Lucas.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25You've won yourself another Year Sphere. Go and collect it.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Lucas, as quiz winner,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30you're also through to play the Georgian game.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34But will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Let's find out.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's an all-play silly game.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44So that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Lead 'em off, Emily.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Oh, what an interesting entrance that was!- Whee!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Head-firster.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Argh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54And there we go.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Now, Georgian people famously loved to wear wigs -
0:11:58 > 0:11:59the bigger, the better.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03The only problem was that most of the wigs were alive with bugs.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04It's time to play...
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Loads of fleas and lice will be flinging themselves
0:12:09 > 0:12:10from a giant Georgian wig.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You have to catch as many bugs as possible.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Are you ready?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Let the flea flinging begin! - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Here we go with the Georgian Flea Fling
0:12:22 > 0:12:23and here come the bugs and the lice
0:12:23 > 0:12:27and the creepy-crawlies and the tiny, little things
0:12:27 > 0:12:28that scurry around in your scalp.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Rattus, you must have a few of these running around on you,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33even as we speak.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I certainly do, Dave, but I'm quite happy -
0:12:36 > 0:12:38they pay their rent and don't annoy the neighbours.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Good for them.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Like to hear about upstanding bugs.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44What do you feel, Rattus?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Is planting yourself in one position
0:12:46 > 0:12:48the trick to this game?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50That would be foolhardy, I think,
0:12:50 > 0:12:51cos the fleas and the lice
0:12:51 > 0:12:54are less likely to jump in the same position.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Our contestants all certainly moving around a lot.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And, as if to prove my point, there they are, you see?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03They come from the left and from the right and the left again,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05then the right and the middle, the left, the right
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- and the kids are all over the place. - Lovely knee-slide there from Lucas.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11A terrific catch.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Sliding on his knees, like a celebrating footballer.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17But I fear that may turn out to be a consolation for him,
0:13:17 > 0:13:21because Emily is way in front at the moment. And there's the hooter.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25And look at that - Emily's got an absolute net full.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Welcome back, gamers.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Well, that was superb. Emily, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35All posh Georgians wore wigs,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38but Georgian women's wigs could be enormous!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40And some of them contained real fruit as decoration.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Oh, I all too often have real fruit in my hair.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47It's a basic hazard of rooting through bins.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Moving swiftly on, I think.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's next.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Here are your four Middle Ages topics.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Emily, it's your turn to pick first in this round.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06What are you going to pick?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Crime.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Crime.
0:14:08 > 0:14:14In 1317, a traveller was robbed of £200 whilst journeying to London.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17But what was unusual about the robbers?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19A. They were dressed as chickens.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21B. They were children.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Or C. They were monks.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Lovely. The girls agreeing on C, Lucas on his own with B.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Let's find out who's right.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31They answer is C, they were all monks.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Yes!- Yeah.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36The first - but not the last - criminals to wear hoodies.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40OK. Mia, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41The plague.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42The plague.
0:14:42 > 0:14:48The terrible disease, the bubonic plague, arrived in Britain in 1348.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50But what did we call it?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yes, you've all agreed.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Anyway, let's see if you're all right or all wrong.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03The answer is B.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05We called it the Black Death
0:15:05 > 0:15:09because of the dark blotches it made on a victim's skin.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11No, no. I'm fine.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12COUGHS VIOLENTLY
0:15:12 > 0:15:13THUD!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15She's very far from fine.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17But your performances were very fine,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20because you all had a point in that round.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Lucas, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23I'm going to go with monks.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Monks.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29How did monks keep the bald patch in the middle of their heads?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32A. They polished it with a piece of rock.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36B. They would burn it off with molten wax.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Or C. They had it grazed by a miniature sheep.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42OK. Mia and Emily agreeing on A.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Lucas, again, out on his own with C. Let's see who's right.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48The answer is A.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52They polished it with a pumice stone, a sort of volcanic rock.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Is that what you use, Dave?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Or do you have a miniature sheep in your pocket?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I have a miniature sheep. I find it works for me.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Mia and Emily, you are on three points each.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07There's one question left in this round, it's on toads
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- and it is a prop question. - Ooh, goody!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12There is the prop - you'll have to trust me,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14there's a toad in that bag.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17A dried toad in the bag, worn around the neck,
0:16:17 > 0:16:19was a Middle Ages cure for what?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21A - bleeding inside the body?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23B - sleeplessness?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Or C - warts?
0:16:24 > 0:16:30OK. Mia and Lucus have gone for C, Emily has gone for B.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35The answer is A - bleeding inside the body!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37No points scored in that particular game.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40That means that, at the end of that round,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Mia and Emily are in a tie-break situation!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Lucus, for now, you're history, but you've got three spheres,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47so that shouldn't trouble you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Mia and Emily, let's get those fingers on the buzzers.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Beginning with the letter J,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56what word is the name of the contest in which two medieval knights...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58BUZZER
0:16:58 > 0:16:59- Mia.- Jousting.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Absolutely right, well done,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04you've won yourself your first Year Sphere, come and collect it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08So, Mia, you're through to play the Victorian game,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11but will it be an all-play or single-player game?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let's find out.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's an all-play Gory Game!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22That means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Lead us off, Emily.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28What a lovely entrance that was. There goes Lucas.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Orthodox.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32It pongs!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33And Mia thinks it stinks.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Now, William the Conquerer was a huge bully, so not many
0:17:39 > 0:17:42people were upset when his funeral didn't go according to plan.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46His servants stole his treasure, and the church burned down.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49It's time to play Yuckaroo!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51You are William's servants,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58All the treasure is colour-coded - only take your own colour.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere
0:18:01 > 0:18:05and you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Your time starts now! Off we go with Yuckaroo.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12It's interesting - both girls have gone straight for the candlestick.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14THere's a good twisting action there, isn't there?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Excellent twisting.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Absolutely, you want to be going counter-clockwise, of course.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24Emily wins the twist-off. And late to the party is Lucas.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26The twist off's over, Lucas!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29It's all over, and you've come third on this occasion.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Should just say that stealing is of course bad, remember that, everyone.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Everyone's now got a candlestick.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37They're quite easy to sell on.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I think they probably are - everybody likes a good candlestick,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43particularly if you've got a lot of candles.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yeah, absolutely, and once it's appeared on TV,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48that's only going to increase its value.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And if you couldn't sell it as a candlestick,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54you could melt it down and fashion it into a bracelet,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- or buckles for your shoes. - Indeed, a trinket of your choice.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00This certainly is quite a slow game,
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I wish there was something we'd thought of to spice this up.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06SQUELCHING
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Like that?! Oh, and the guts have gone!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12William the Conquerer's belly has exploded there,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14and Mia copped quite a lot of that.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Lucas didn't bat an eyelid,
0:19:17 > 0:19:19he just carried on fiddling with his goblet there.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- He's done it, he's got the goblet. - Very good work from Lucas.
0:19:23 > 0:19:2530 seconds remaining!
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Just 30 seconds remaining and it's very close indeed.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33This has crept up on us, but it's very tight at the top.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Mia fractionally ahead at this point,
0:19:35 > 0:19:39but people thieving things left, right and centre,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41just flying out of the tomb, these treasures.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh, and there's the fire!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46The church is now on fire, the competition is drawing to a close.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49They really need to steal these last few pieces.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54A last-minute piece from Emily there. Is it too little too late?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- It might be!- Time's up!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00It's all over, and Mia has edged it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Horrible Histories' Gory Games! #
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Welcome back, back behind those podiums.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I thought you all did extremely well.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I want to talk about the moment William's stomach exploded.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- How did it make you feel, Mia?- Well, it went on my hand, I went, "Ew!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17"Keep going, keep going!"
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Lucas reacted very differently.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I didn't even flinch cos it didn't even touch me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27You didn't even look up. Emily, how did you react?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I just ran away, but I didn't get much on me. I just...you know.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35That was brilliant, so exciting. I can tell you, tied with five...
0:20:35 > 0:20:39were Lucas and Emily. With six, our winner was Mia!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Mia.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45All that blood on your arm was worth it. Lovely.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Time for the final round.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It's straight to our big all-play game.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04Everyone, get down that Time Sewer. What a scary one we've got for you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Ladies first!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09What an absolute gentleman!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hard to believe,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16but grave robbers would steal dead bodies to sell to surgeons
0:21:16 > 0:21:19keen to experiment on corpses to learn how the human body works.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24It's time to play... Grave Robbers! You are a rotten robber.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Your challenge?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27To steal three bodies from the graveyard,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29get them through the railings, on to the carts,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31find the key to the cemetary gate
0:21:31 > 0:21:33and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- If you hear this noise... - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:21:35 > 0:21:38..then you must rush back to the cemetary and hide,
0:21:38 > 0:21:39so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41A second whistle means you can go again.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44The first to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:21:44 > 0:21:50and grab their dodgy money is the winner. Three, two, one!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51KLAXON BLASTS
0:21:51 > 0:21:54So, off go the grave robbers! There they go.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Leg-first option being taken very nicely there by Emily.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03Look at Lucas's technique - he looks like he's trying to get
0:22:03 > 0:22:05a piggy-back off the body there.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Extraordinary technique. - It is, Dave.- Quite remarkable.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10It's worked for him,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14he's managed to get the corpse through the fence there.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Mia struggling as well. But there's Emily working away with the key.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Look at the cobwebs on there.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25How many spiders do you think it's taken to get all of them?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Just the one, he's very industrious. - I'll say.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30He's been working over time and then some!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Emily brings the whole trolley through.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36She doesn't need to.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38She won't get penalised but it is wasting a lot of time.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43And it's meant Lucas has been able to overtake her.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45That could be vital later on.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Mia, however, can't find her key. Dear, oh, dear.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51The others carrying on bravely.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Lucas is having a dance with his corpse - interesting.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Mia still struggling.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59It's on the end of that chain coming out of that pocket there.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Emily not troubled with any of that.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Look, I'm a bit worried about Mia here.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06For Lucas, the dance is over and he's started kicking him
0:23:06 > 0:23:09through the fence, which I think is a much better option.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Oh! Look out, a corpse has fallen off Emily's trolley.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Now, here's the policeman, everybody's got to get back quick.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Get out of sight and keep very quiet.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- And here comes the bobby now. - Here comes the shifty-looking peeler.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32He's trying to arrest our three grave robbers,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35but he's not particularly observant. Not only has he missed them,
0:23:35 > 0:23:39but he seems not to have spotted the corpses,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42which are littering the floor around him.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- WHISTLE BLOWS - You can come out now!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46And straight back into it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50They can continue with their grave robbing, which is good news for us.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52There's the second corpse being delivered by Emily.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54She's really in the lead now.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Mia, really, the key is on the end of that chain which you've
0:23:57 > 0:24:00had in your hand for some time now! Look closely!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Two bodies now for Lucas.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06He's a little behind but he's still in this.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Emily very, very much in the lead.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12That's her final corpse being dragged through the railings.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Lucas catching up to her but still a little way behind.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19This is very good. It's looking excellent for Emily.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's looking hopeless for Mia, who simply can't see the key
0:24:22 > 0:24:25which we can all see right in front of her face.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Oh, she's going to be furious when she watches this back.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Oh, it's a foregone conclusion now! Emily has delivered the...
0:24:32 > 0:24:35But wait a minute. She's just got to pick that bag of money up.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, she thinks she's got to undo the knot.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41This could be a catastrophic misunderstanding of the rules
0:24:41 > 0:24:43from Emily because Lucas is right behind her.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46He's just got to pick that bag up. That's what he's meant to do.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47He's done it!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Get through the railings and he's won it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52And, too late, Emily realises her mistake.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57It's too late because Lucas has beaten her by a whisker!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00And there he is - the greatest grave robber in town.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Welcome back. Lucas, help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10What did you think, Emily? Did you think you'd won it?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13The string was attached to the bag and I tried to undo it.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16But you had to take it off the hook and when Lucas took it off
0:25:16 > 0:25:17I went, "Ah, right."
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Take it off the hook. - Hey, Dave. Dave.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- What did one corpse say to the other? - I don't know,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24what did one corpse say to the other?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Nothing, he was dead. Keep up.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Time to count up those Year Spheres and remember
0:25:30 > 0:25:35AD years are added to your total and BC years subtracted from it
0:25:35 > 0:25:38so, Mia, let's see what you've got in those Spheres.
0:25:38 > 0:25:441587 AD - the execution of Mary Queen Of Scots.
0:25:46 > 0:25:5178 AD - the Romans conquered Wales.
0:25:51 > 0:25:57Mia, you have a total of 1665 points.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59That's what you've got to beat, Lucas.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Let's see what's in your first Sphere.
0:26:01 > 0:26:081867 AD - the invention of antiseptic for surgery, that year.
0:26:09 > 0:26:15305 BC - Alexander The Great conquered Egypt that year.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19So that's a negative score. Let's have a look at the third one.
0:26:19 > 0:26:251438 AD - the Incan Empire began in Peru.
0:26:25 > 0:26:321792 AD - gas lighting was invented.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37That means you have an excellent total of 4792.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Emily, I don't think you can beat that but let's have a look.
0:26:41 > 0:26:48It's 1086 AD - the Doomsday Book was completed that year.
0:26:48 > 0:26:54That means that today's winner, with a total of 4792 points, is Lucas.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Yes!- And he goes home with our star prize
0:26:58 > 0:27:02which promises to be simply amazing but then breaks its promise
0:27:02 > 0:27:05and turns out to be some old rubbish fished out of the Time Sewer
0:27:05 > 0:27:07by my good colleague Rattus.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Well, I think you'll agree that finding this prize
0:27:10 > 0:27:12was a truly incredible feat.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Or rather, a truly incredible foot.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21Yes, it's that Roman delicacy, a roast camel foot. Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Who in their right mind would want a camel's foot?
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Well, I reckon the camel wouldn't mind it back. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Congratulations, Lucas.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Yes, well done, Lucas. I'm so sorry it's so weird.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- That's fine. - Are you happy with it?- Yeah.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner Lucas,
0:27:41 > 0:27:46thanks to our magnificent runners-up Mia and Emily
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- and no thanks to Rattus. - My absolute pleasure.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# Or would you have preferred
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# A little more poo?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Have you had your fill
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Of blood, guts and gore?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Or have we left you
0:28:02 > 0:28:03# Still wanting more?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# Well, keep watching
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# We'll be back again
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Horrible History's Gory...
0:28:13 > 0:28:15# Games! #