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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello and welcome to Gory Games
0:00:26 > 0:00:30with me, Dave Lamb, and my assistant, Rattus Rattus... Rattus?
0:00:30 > 0:00:35- Sorry. I was just preparing dinner. - What are you having?- Cockroach.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Lovely. How do you prepare a cockroach for dinner?
0:00:38 > 0:00:43I say, "Hello, nice to meet you. Now I'm going to eat you!" Ha-ha!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47On this show he makes bad jokes while I test your knowledge
0:00:47 > 0:00:51of horrible histories with quirky quiz questions and gory games,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54so let's meet today's horrible historians.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Jack.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Hi, I'm Maisy.- Hi, I'm Okechukwu. - Excellent. Everybody's here.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02To get everyone warmed up today,
0:01:02 > 0:01:07I've organised a Middle Ages game called Crusader Taste Test.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10The Christian soldiers off fighting in the Crusades
0:01:10 > 0:01:14were so badly supplied that they often ate things
0:01:14 > 0:01:17like tree bark and wheat found in animal droppings.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22No! Forget it. Our contestants are not eating animal droppings.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25No, they don't have to eat animal droppings.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- They'll taste-test Crusader meat. - Really?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- All they have to do is correctly identify which is chicken...- OK.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- ..which is beef...- Fine. - ..and which is the meat
0:01:35 > 0:01:38that truly starving Crusaders turn to -
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- slices of human flesh carved out of the bum cheek of a dead warrior.- Oh!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46So, contestants, which is the botty bacon?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Are you ready? Three, two, one... - Stop! Absolutely not!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Don't worry. You won't have to do that. Not on my watch.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57You can't have children eating the bums of dead people.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- When you put it like that, we probably can't, can we?- No.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I think we should move on.- I agree.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Jack, Maisy, Okechukwu, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Each one contains a historical date.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13At the end of the show, AD dates will be added to your total
0:02:13 > 0:02:16and BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21If these were your Year Spheres, we'd add 1,215, then subtract 480,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- giving us a total of, Rattus...? - 735.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's right. How did you do that?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I added the 1 to the 8, put the 12 and the 4 into the 10s column,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34carried the 0, and while you're distracted,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- I sneak a look at the answers on your autocue! Ha-ha!- Very clever.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43The person with the highest year score will win an amazing prize.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- I pulled it out of the Time Sewers myself.- That's right.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Your prize was found in the sewers.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Worse still, it's had his grubby little hands all over it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oi! Technically, they are not hands.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- They're feet.- Whatever. Right, let's get cracking.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03To find out who this round is about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08And your four Egyptian topics are...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15So, Jack, you get to pick first.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Fashion.- Let's hear the question.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21What was a popular Egyptian hair fashion for women?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23"A", wear a wig with a wax cone,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26"B", shampoo your hair with crocodile wee
0:03:26 > 0:03:30or "C", dangle onions and radishes from your plaits?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32So, is that A, B or C?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37They've all agreed on "A". Let's see if they're all right or wrong.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42The answer is "A" - wear a wig with a melted wax cone on it.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The cone was perfumed too. Apparently. I'm not a woman.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Fantastic. Great start, a point apiece. Everybody is off the mark.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Maisy, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Tombs.- Tombs.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Let's hear the question. - The question is...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20They're all in total agreement again. Let's see if they're right.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23The answer is "A", The Book Of The Dead.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26OK, Okechukwu, your turn to choose a topic.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Can I have Myths, please?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- That is a question from Rattus Rattus.- Thank you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38According to Egyptian myth, why did the sun go down every night?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42"A", because it was drowned by the moon,
0:04:42 > 0:04:46"B", it was swallowed by a cow goddess,
0:04:46 > 0:04:50or "C", it got sleepy and needed a rest?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Let's see your answers now, please.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56The boys agreeing with "B", Maisy out on her own with "A".
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Rattus, what's the answer?- Well, I can tell you the answer is...
0:05:01 > 0:05:05"B"! Yeah, it was swallowed by a cow goddess.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Goddess of the sky...Nut.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13I thought the cow was meant to jump over the moon, not swallow the sun!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Slight misunderstanding. The final topic is War.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And this is your question.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21To prove how many men they'd killed in battle,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Egyptian soldiers used to cut off and keep what?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Let's see your answers now, please.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Maisy and Jack agreeing with "B", Okechukwu on his own with "C".
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- What's the answer? - The answer is "B", the right hand.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Oh, it's horrible, but it's true.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49That means, at the end of the first round,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Jack, with four, has won the first Year Sphere.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Ah! Jack, come on down and choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- Is that the one you're going for? Yeah?- Yeah.- Excellent choice.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Or maybe not.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Yes, you do not want one with a Stone Age date in it
0:06:09 > 0:06:14because that could be worth a few million minus points.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Jack is automatically through to play the Egyptian game,
0:06:18 > 0:06:23but will he be alone or will the others play too? Let's find out.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's an All Play Brainy Game,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33so you are all heading off down that Time Sewer. Okechukwu, lead the way.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Cowabunga!- Yeah, cowabunga indeed! Go on, Maisy.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- It stinks!- It stinks! Go on, Jack.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Whee-ee!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46No-one is sure exactly how the Egyptians built the Great Pyramids,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49but it was nothing like this.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Yes, it's time to play... - Pyramid Puzzle.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Nine blocks. You work out which block goes where.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59We've even put the first block in place.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03The first to finish wins the Year Sphere,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05so ready, steady, get building!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08So here we go with Pyramid Puzzle.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13Obviously, they're looking to get the large pieces at the bottom.
0:07:13 > 0:07:19- That's right. The point to this game is in fact...the point.- Absolutely.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Okechukwu having a look at that piece from every conceivable angle.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26He really was rotating it there.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31The problem is if you just spend all your time considering one piece,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33you don't get anywhere.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38It's best to push them all together and kick them until they fit!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41That's your theory, Rattus, and I'd keep it to yourself.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Jack's starting again. Good.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Remember, it did take 20 years for the Egyptians to build the Pyramids,
0:07:48 > 0:07:52so these three will probably be through in half the time!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Although having said that...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Have you got a clock on this? - Yeah, there you go.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm going to be out after this.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Blocks everywhere here.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Nothing in the way of geometric shapes as yet,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14although wait a second, there we go!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Jack, I'm glad to say, has completed the ground floor of his pyramid.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Now we're getting somewhere -
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Jack very much in the lead, but Maisy rallying nicely herself.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28This is developing into a nice little battle.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Maisy's got the ground floor too.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Okechukwu sadly hasn't yet.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36He seems to be lagging behind here, Okechukwu.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41He has got to pull his finger out if he wants to feature in this contest.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46The Ancient Egyptians were often paid in radishes and garlic
0:08:46 > 0:08:49for building their pyramids.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I'm not sure Okechukwu deserves half a spring onion for what he's done.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57A very disappointing salad he'll give to his friends. Unlike Jack!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00His second level is now complete.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03He just has three more pieces to construct.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's only a matter of time. Only Maisy can catch him now
0:09:07 > 0:09:11because Okechukwu is destroying what little pyramid he had to begin with.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14There is literally two pieces on him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Jack has only got one piece left, just the pinnacle.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Jack's the winner. - Jack has completed his pyramid.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25And look at that celebration.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's a mixture of dancing and boxing and being a bit silly.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30And Okechukwu's distraught.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Well done, Jack. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Did you know that the Great Pyramid at Giza is big enough
0:09:38 > 0:09:43- to cover eight football pitches? - That's humongous!- Yes, it is.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Time for Round 2. To find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- You all look happy. Have you revised the Georgians?- Yes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Jack, you haven't. Bad luck. The other two are up for it!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Here are your four Georgian topics.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- Maisy, you pick first this time. What will you have?- Women, please.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14True or false? Women were only allowed to vote
0:10:14 > 0:10:17in elections in Georgian times if they were rich.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Let's see your answer now, please.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24So Maisy and Okechukwu going for "true", Jack for "false".
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- What's the answer?- It's false.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Obviously, no women were allowed to vote in Georgian Britain.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Only male landowners like me. Ha-ha! Hmm...
0:10:34 > 0:10:38What a horrible man! Okechukwu, your turn to choose a topic.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Can I have Death, please?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43True or false?
0:10:43 > 0:10:48In 1830, William Huskisson died in the first ever air balloon accident.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50So is that true or false?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54The boys agreeing on "true", Maisy out on her own with "false".
0:10:54 > 0:10:56What's the actual answer?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01It's false. Huskisson was run over by one of the first ever trains.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Too-toooooot!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08A train impression there from Rattus.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Jack, your turn to pick a topic. - I would like Kings, please.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Is this true or is it false?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Let's see those answers now, please.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28The boys agreeing again on "true", Maisy thinks that's false.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- What's the answer?- It's true.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33He was German and despite being King of Britain,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35he never bothered to learn English.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- You've never bothered to learn Rat. - No, I haven't.- Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I dread to think what he just said.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46The final question is on Smugglers
0:11:46 > 0:11:48and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:11:48 > 0:11:54True or false? Georgian smugglers got valuable lace into the country
0:11:54 > 0:11:56by hiding it up a pig's bottom.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Let's see your answers now, please.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Jack and Maisy go for "true", Okechukwu goes with "false".
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- What's the answer, Rattus? - Oh, it's false.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12But Georgian smugglers did used to stuff lace down a goose's neck.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16If you hid lace up a pig's bum, it wouldn't be so pretty afterwards.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20I think you're absolutely right. That's the end of the round.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24The boys are tied with two points each,
0:12:24 > 0:12:29but fingers on buzzers, Jack and Okechukwu, because it's a tie-break.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Beginning with the letter W,
0:12:31 > 0:12:35name the type of boots named after the British general... Okechukwu?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Wellingtons.- Absolutely right. Well done.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Okechukwu is through to play the Georgian game,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48but will he play alone or will he play with everyone?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Let's find out.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57It's an All Play Silly Game,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00so off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Lead off, Okechukwu.- Yippee!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- It stinks!- Stinky-winky!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stinky-winky indeed!
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Now, Georgian wigs were huge and with huge wigs came a huge problem -
0:13:14 > 0:13:18the number of bugs that called the wig home.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- It's time to play...- Flea Fling.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Loads of fleas and lice will fling themselves from a Georgian wig.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Catch as many bugs in your wig as possible.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Ready? It's time to fling those fleas. Here we go.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37They're all out straight away.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Lots of fleas and bugs and lice coming out of there.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Okechukwu's made a good start. There's one clinging to his wig.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49There's a second. And now Jack's off the mark.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- There's a second clinger.- They are little clingers, it has to be said!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Jack's got one in front of his face.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02It's obscuring his view, but it's helping him. How does that work?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I'm not sure. The danglers are a bit odd, Dave.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Sometimes they help, sometimes they hinder.- That's danglers for you.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Okechukwu and Jack neck and neck, Jack just forging ahead again.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Nothing so far for Maisy, but there's still time left.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's a very tricky game.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24You've got to keep your eye on the flea, but then not look at them.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29You have to see where they're coming from, but then tip your head forward
0:14:29 > 0:14:31to catch the little blighters.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34If you don't, you'll cop a flea in the face.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37As your face isn't made of Velcro, it will not stick.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41It will just bounce right off. Maisy's got one.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Excellent stuff. And another one. She's on fire now.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49But Jack is stretching his lead ever so slightly.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53He's 6-5 up. A rush of them means the end of the game is approaching.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58Jack's gone two points clear. That could be a crucial lead.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Okechukwu and Maisy both get one.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- HOOTER - It's very close, but just hanging on
0:15:04 > 0:15:06to win the Flea Fling, it's Jack.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09He's got a wig full of lice, a broad grin
0:15:09 > 0:15:12and a flea obscuring his face!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Back behind your podiums! Maisy, you were going for them with your face.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- I needed to see where they were. - You have to move your head forward.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23If you look at it, it'll hit your face.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Jack, you had one across your face. How did you see anything?
0:15:27 > 0:15:32I saw lots of fleas and I was just wafting it about. It was so funny.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Jack, have another Year Sphere.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Georgian wig fashion changed. Long wigs were popular until the 1760s,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42then the fashion changed to shorter wigs.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- So people took the wigs in for a haircut?- I'll press on, if I may?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Yes, please do.- Lovely.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- It's the Vicious Vikings.- Here are your all-important Viking topics.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04So, Okechukwu, it's your turn to choose first.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I would like to choose Viking Myth.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- Let's hear that question. It's from Rattus Rattus.- It certainly is.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17According to Viking beliefs, clouds in the sky are really:
0:16:17 > 0:16:20"A", floating sheep,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22"B", good witches
0:16:22 > 0:16:27or "C", the brains of a dead giant?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Let's see those answers now, please.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32You're all agreed. You've all gone for "C".
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Rattus, are they right or wrong?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh, I'm afraid, Dave...
0:16:37 > 0:16:41They're all right! Yes, it's "C", the brains of a dead giant.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Ha-ha-ha! Imagine a Viking weather forecast.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48We're expecting plenty of Sunna, god of the sun,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51with scattered dead giant brains.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Well done, Rattus. OK, Jack, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I would like Blood Axe.- Blood Axe.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02How did Viking Egil Skallagrimsson, real name,
0:17:02 > 0:17:06save his own life when he met his enemy, King Eric Bloodaxe?
0:17:06 > 0:17:11"A", he pretended to be someone else, "B", he wrote a nice poem,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14or "C", he begged for mercy on his knees?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Let's see those answers now, please.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21The boys are going for "B", Maisy on her own with "A".
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- What's the answer? - The answer is "B".
0:17:25 > 0:17:28He wrote such a good poem, the King didn't kill him.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Maisy, you choose a topic.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Can I have Slaves, please?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37What was a Viking slave called?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Let's see those answers now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Jack and Maisy agreeing with "A",
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Okechukwu's going for "C".
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- What's the answer? - The answer is "A", a thrall.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57We gave them nice names like "oaf", "stinking" and "blob-nose".
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I think they liked them. I really do.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. OK, one question left in this round.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It's on Assassins. Let's hear it now.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Let's see if you know this one. My question is...
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Maisy reacted to that question. Maybe she thinks she's got it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Is the answer A, B or C? Show me now.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Look, complete agreement across the board. Everyone's gone for "B".
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Are they all right or wrong? - The answer is...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42"B", in his toilet. Brilliant.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Yes!- So, at the end of that round, Jack, with another maximum score,
0:18:46 > 0:18:51has won himself a Year Sphere. Help yourself to your fourth Year Sphere.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Jack, as the quiz winner, you are through to play the Viking game,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59but will you play alone or will the others play too? Let's find out.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05This time, it's a Single Player Brainy Game.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09So, Jack, go down that Time Sewer on your own.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Many Vikings had names that spread terror, names like Eric Bloodaxe
0:19:16 > 0:19:20that conjure up images of huge, hairy, axe-wielding Vikings.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23But not all Vikings had such terrifying names.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- It's time to play the... - Viking Name Game.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Seven Viking names, but two are made up.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35You work out which five are real and move them to the real board.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Touch the axe - I think it's been washed - to see how many are right.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Keep trying new combinations of names until you've got all five.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47But be quick. You're against the clock. And your time starts now.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Here we go then with the Viking Name Game.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55He's got to choose the five genuine names and stick them on that board.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57There's his first one - Sweyn Forkbeard.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- That sounds like a name to conjure with.- It certainly does, Dave.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05I wonder if he had a forky beard? I'm suspecting he did!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08He's got a second one up there. There goes Eric The Scared,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11along with Gudmund The Excellent.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Here comes the fourth one - Sigrid The Ambitious.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18And to complete his line-up, Olaf The Quiet.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- 'You have four right.' - And there's one of those wrong.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Which is it going to be? Eric The Scared comes off.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I wonder if that was the wrong one?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Up goes Eysteinn The Farter.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33'You have all five right.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Eysteinn The Farter was a genuine man. Can you believe it?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39What cruel, cruel parents!
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Back you come, Jack. Have another Year Sphere.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You've got a full podium. Well done.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Harold Pudding-Face and Eric The Scared aren't real Viking names.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Do you know which city is named after Sweyn Forkbeard?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yes, I do. I know this, I know this.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Sweyn...Sweyn Sea. Sweynsea. Swansea, Swansea!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Correct. To those of you who live in Swansea,
0:21:01 > 0:21:04be grateful your city wasn't named Forkbeard-sea.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Or more importantly, it wasn't named after Eysteinn The Farter.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Time for the final round. What's the Gory Grid got for us this time?
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- It's the Terrible Tudors. - No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23It's straight to our big All Play Tudor End Game
0:21:23 > 0:21:26and it's a very, very silly one.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Everyone get down that Time Sewer.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Cowabunga!
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Oh, it stinks!- Geronimo!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Henry the Eighth certainly liked his food.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Nonsense! I didn't like food.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I loved it! Absolutely loved it!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46He loved his food and he wants feeding now.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- It's time to play... - Who Ate All The Pies.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54You have to grab pies and chuck them into the King's mouth,
0:21:54 > 0:21:58a task hindered by the fact that we've attached you to bungee ropes.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01The person who gets the most pies
0:22:01 > 0:22:04in their Henry's mouth in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Three, two, one, it's pie time!
0:22:07 > 0:22:12Here we go with Who Ate All The Pies. The answer's Henry the Eighth!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15And it's all about technique, this game.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18And there's... I have to say I like Okechukwu's.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23I like that a lot. That is the classic Frisbee. Look what he does.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, beautiful, two out of two!
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Okechukwu is resisting the spring-back tension in the bungee,
0:22:30 > 0:22:35steadying himself and Frisbee-ing the pie straight through the gob.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Here he goes again. Look at this, textbook! Beautiful stuff!
0:22:39 > 0:22:44What a tremendous player he is! The others are absolutely shell-shocked
0:22:44 > 0:22:47by what's happening in Okechukwu's lane here.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Jack's got the underarm hoik going and he scores one there.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55The pie man busying himself as always. A terrific pie man, this.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- He prepares a lovely pie.- I wonder if fruit or meat has an effect here?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Some of the pies are meat, some are seafood
0:23:04 > 0:23:06and some are full of cotton wool.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09That's a very interesting point, Rattus.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11That will affect the trajectory,
0:23:11 > 0:23:15though whether Henry the Eighth would have liked seafood...
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- I think he's very much a meat pie man.- I would have said so.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I wouldn't be surprised if he was allergic to seafood and to dieting.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- She gets pinged back very sharply. - Yes, Dave.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30But the tension is set to the right momentum
0:23:30 > 0:23:33for the size and weight of the child.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37That's extremely clear. Thank you for clearing that one up, Rattus.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41That has made our understanding of the game much deeper.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- '30 seconds remaining.' - So 30 seconds left.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Now, Okechukwu is well out in front -
0:23:47 > 0:23:50four pies to the good at the moment.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55They're all beginning to tire now. This game gets tiring very quickly.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Okechukwu's done enough early on to win this comfortably.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03It really was exciting, the way he started off the game.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Oh, dear! That was a tired fling from Maisy.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11She nearly got hit in the face by a pie in the pie man's hand there.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- 'Time's up.'- And it's all over.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Respite at last for Maisy who collapses in a heap,
0:24:17 > 0:24:21but our winner, without question, six pies to three, is Okechukwu.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24There he is, struggling for breath!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Get back behind those podiums. Well played indeed.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Very interesting to see three very different techniques
0:24:31 > 0:24:34on display during that game.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Maisy, how did you find it?- Hard.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Cos I just... Like, I ran, but I couldn't throw
0:24:40 > 0:24:44cos I just got pulled back, so I had the same pie for about five goes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Henry's stomach must have been rumbling.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Okechukwu, help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54One Tudor feast at Greenwich Palace lasted for seven hours.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59The food didn't come on plates, but on trenchers - huge slabs of bread.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01So even the plates were edible?
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Oh, those Tudors really did think of everything!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10It's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Remember, AD dates are added to your total and BC years are subtracted.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Jack, let's see what you've got.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21Oh, it's 60 BC, the year Boudica rebelled against the Romans.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24It's bad, but it's not a disaster.
0:25:24 > 0:25:291840 AD - Queen Victoria marries Prince Albert. Back in the positive.
0:25:30 > 0:25:351213 BC - the death of Pharaoh Ramesses the Second.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37But you're still in the positive.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41476 AD - the fall of the Roman Empire.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Your final one could be crucial.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Oh, my word!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Jack, it's 16,000 BC.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54The oldest caveman pots and bowls dated from about then.
0:25:54 > 0:26:00So that's meant that you've ended up with a total of minus 14,957.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Maisy, I can tell you you've got nought
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- which at the moment puts you firmly in the lead.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:26:07 > 0:26:12So, Okechukwu, zero to beat. Let's open that first one.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16991 AD - the Vikings won the Battle of Maldon.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20It's all coming down to this second sphere. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:271533 AD - the Incan Empire destroyed by Spanish Conquistadors.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Okechukwu, you are today's champion with 2,524 points.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36The bad news is I entrusted Rattus with finding the prize.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41- Actually, the prize is an important historical artefact.- Really?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oh, yes. You see, back in 1632,
0:26:44 > 0:26:49a Puritan, Will Prynne, wrote a book condemning the theatre as evil.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Unfortunately, the King quite liked a spot of acting,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56so the book was condemned as treason
0:26:56 > 0:26:59and Will Prynne had his ears cut off as a punishment.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04So an original edition of that book would make quite a prize.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06You've found one in the Time Sewer?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10No, but I did find Will Prynne's severed ears!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh, what is wrong with you?!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16I wouldn't know where to start. Okechukwu, congratulations!
0:27:16 > 0:27:21There you go, Okechukwu. Sorry, it's just a couple of ears on a plinth.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26Thanks to Maisy, Jack and Okechukwu and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- That's OK.- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye.
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