Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games. #

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Rattus Rattus,

0:00:28 > 0:00:31and my sidekick, Dave Lamb.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34You so know it's the other way round.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38It looks like my sidekick wants a go at hosting, everybody.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Well, just this once.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45Welcome to my show, Gory Games, where we test your knowledge of horrible histories

0:00:45 > 0:00:47with quirky quizzes and of course, gory games.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51So let's meet today's horrible historians.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- Hi, I'm Emily.- Hi, I'm Ross. - Hi, I'm India.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58What episode of Gory Games would be complete

0:00:58 > 0:01:01without one of my trademark games to get the ball rolling?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I can feel a headache coming on.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07This is a Middle Ages game I like to call Fish Poolet.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's getting worse.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13When people went to the toilets in a castle, their poop would go into the moat.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15The fish in the moat would eat the poop,

0:01:15 > 0:01:20the people in the castle would then eat the fish, thereby eating their own poop.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Ha-ha-ha! How funny is that? - Not at all.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28One of these five fish is straight from a pooey moat.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33So Emily, Ross, India, you three have to take turns eating a fish

0:01:33 > 0:01:36until someone identifies the pooey one. Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's not going to happen.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Oooh!- Watch out for the fish I dropped earlier.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46It's OK. A pooey fish broke my fall.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Oh, you found it! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55I'm going to need a change of shirt. Has anyone got any headache pills? I suddenly don't feel very well.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Right. Emily, Ross, India, you're playing to win Year Spheres.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Each Year Sphere contains a historical date and at the end of the show

0:02:04 > 0:02:09your Year Sphere dates will be added up with AD dates being added to your total

0:02:09 > 0:02:12and BC dates being subtracted from it.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15So if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be, Rattus?

0:02:15 > 0:02:22Erm, now let me think. 1215 minus 480. Carry the seven, divide by 17.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Add the number you first thought of...- It's 735.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I was almost there!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31The person with the highest year count will win today's star prize.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Which is a real corker, and I should know because I chose it.

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Right, we're off, and to find out what this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Rrrrr! The Putrid Pirates it be.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And here are your four pirate topics.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Execution, Sadie the Goat, Black Beard and Toilets.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Emily, you get to pick first in this round. Pick away.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Black Beard.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02'Tis I, Black Beard the pirate. Here be my question.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04How many wives did I have?

0:03:04 > 0:03:09A: One, B: Eight, or C: 14.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Let's see your answers now.

0:03:12 > 0:03:18Interesting. Emily and Ross going for B. India on her own with C. Let's find out who's right.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22The answer is C. 14. Rrrrr!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Well, if an angry pirate asks you to marry him, I guess you say yes!

0:03:26 > 0:03:31You're off the mark with one point. Ross, your turn to pick a topic.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Execution, please.- Execution.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38How was pirate, Colin Dolphin, executed?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Was he A: Fed to sharks.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46B: Buried up to his neck in sand and drowned by the tide coming in.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Or C: Made to walk the plank.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Interesting. A complete spread of answers. Let's see who's right.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56The answer is B.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01He was buried up to his neck in sand and drowned by the tide coming in.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05So next time you bury your dad in the sand, don't forget about it!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Make sure you dig him out!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- India, your turn to choose the next topic.- Toilets.- Toilets.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14That is a question from my dear friend, Rattus Rattus.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Where did pirates go to the toilet?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Was it A: In a rope cage hanging over the side of the ship.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26B: In the hull of the ship, surrounded by rats.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Or C: Through a hole in the bottom of the ship.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Again, a complete spread of answers.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Well, Rattus, what's the answer?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40A. In a rope cage hanging over the side of the ship.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Us rats just went wherever. Sometimes in the stew.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Don't tell them again, Rattus.

0:04:45 > 0:04:51OK. It's all square. One point apiece with one question remaining in this round.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's a question about Sadie the Goat.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59A famous pirate in the 1800s was called Sadie the Goat.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02But how did she get her nickname?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05A: Because she would headbutt victims and rob them.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08B: Because she liked to eat cloth.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Or C: Because she wore a goat's tail for good luck.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Not agreeing on anything, these three. Let's find out what the actual answer is.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21A. Sadie the Goat would headbutt victims and rob them.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Pirates' nicknames tended to be fairly obvious.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I'm Pull out your heart and eat you for supper Jack.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32But seeing as we're friends, you can just call me Pull out your heart and eat you for supper.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Sorry.- So Ross, you've won the quiz.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Time to chose your Year Sphere from the rodent propelled trolley.

0:05:42 > 0:05:48Here's hoping your sphere doesn't contain a Stone Age date worth a few million minus points.

0:05:48 > 0:05:54Winning the quiz means Ross is automatically through to play the Pirate Game.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's a single player silly game.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07So Ross, off you slither down the time sewer.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09There he goes. Go on!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Oh, it stinks!- It does I'm afraid.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Urgh!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Pirate ships were always infested with nasty, thieving, disease-ridden rats.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- All right! All right!- They were. This game is one of my favourites.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26It's time to play Whack a Rat.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30I do not like the sound of this one little bit.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Whack 15 rats in the time limit to win the Year Sphere. Your time starts now!

0:06:34 > 0:06:40So every direct hit score and the rat body count will appear in the top left hand corner of your screen.

0:06:40 > 0:06:46- This is going to be a very difficult experience for my co-commentator, Rattus Rattus.- I'm afraid it is.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49This game is sick and not in a good way.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53It's not fair! The RSPCA doesn't have a rat department.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's no good. I can't watch.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'll take it from here, Rattus, you're all right.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03So not too many rats showing themselves at the moment.

0:07:03 > 0:07:09Ross is doing as best he can with that heavy club which really does inflict some damage.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14There's one with an eye patch on! He's taken one right on the head!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Stop the game! Stop the game! - It's bash the rat not bash the commentator.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28I'm afraid we've lost Rattus in the commentary box. It's just me at this point.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, there's a double!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Lovely! There's another rat getting hit.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35It's absolute rat carnage out here!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39That one was very cheekily wiggling his nose as he came out of his hole.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43He doesn't want to do that because he'll find his snout gets bashed right through his head.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45That was my Great Uncle George!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- HOOTER - It's all over.

0:07:49 > 0:07:5315 rats have been given mild concussion and Ross is the champion.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59Welcome back Ross. Well played. Select yourself a Year Sphere.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Your score was far from the record.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04One pirate ship sailed from Europe to South America

0:08:04 > 0:08:08and killed 4,000 rats on one journey.

0:08:08 > 0:08:144,000? That's more rats than I've got first cousins. Well, almost!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18On to round two and to find out what's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Four questions again and here are your four Egyptian topics.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Tutankhamun, Egyptian Gods, Burials, and Happiness.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Ross, it's your turn to pick first. What's it going to be.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Egyptian Gods, please.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Egyptian Gods. That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43True or false, the Egyptian god Bastet had a human body

0:08:43 > 0:08:45but the head of a dog?

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Is that true or false?

0:08:46 > 0:08:52Ross and Emily going for false, India for true. Rattus, what's the answer?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's false. She actually had the head of a cat.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57RATTUS SPITS

0:08:57 > 0:09:00She was the god of cats. Boo!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03It was Anubis, the god of the dead, who had the head of a dog.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06So hopefully, he chased Bastet all around the place.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11- That would be brilliant! - And our apologies to any cats who might be watching.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13RATTUS SPITS

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- So India, your turn to choose a topic.- Burials, please.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Let's hear your question. - Is this true or false?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Burial chambers contained a toilet for the dead pharaoh?

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Emily and Ross agreeing on true. India going for false. Let's hear who's right.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35I can tell you the answer is true.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I suppose mummies were wrapped in toilet paper!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Ha-ha-ha!- Thanks, Rattus. - You're funny.- Thank you.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45So Emily and Ross with two points. India yet to score.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49But two questions left so you can catch up in this round.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- Emily, your turn to choose a topic. - Tutankhamun, please.- Tutankhamun.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56True or false.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01When Tutankhamun died, his widow, Mrs Tutankhamun, married his uncle.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Is that true or false?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, India and Ross going for true.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Emily on her own with false. Let's find out.

0:10:10 > 0:10:16It's true and worse still, Tutankhamun's uncle was also Mrs Tutankhamun's grandfather.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Yes, he married his granddaughter. It's true.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21My sister/cousin/wife told me.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Now, that's a happy family!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30One question to go this round. Ross, you have three points so if you were to get this question right,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33you would automatically win the Year Sphere.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36The final category is Happiness.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38True or false.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43Bes was the Egyptian god of happiness and his wife was a monkey.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Emily and India going for true. Ross on his own with false.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50What's the answer?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's false. Of course it is.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Don't be ridiculous. His wife was a hippo.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I once said to my wife, "I'm so happy, I feel like the god of happiness."

0:10:59 > 0:11:03She said to me, "Are you calling me a hippo?" You can't win, can you?!

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Ross, that was remarkable. You have just won the round with a maximum score of four points.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11You've won another Year Sphere. Choose away.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16Let's just hope your Year Sphere doesn't contain Dave's birth date.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20That's well Stone Age! Worth a few million minus bonus points!

0:11:20 > 0:11:26- Yes.- Sorry.- Winning the quiz means that Ross is automatically through to play the Egyptian Game.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31But will he be alone or will everyone get to play? Let's find out.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36It's an All Play brainy game

0:11:36 > 0:11:40so the lot of you, get down that time sewer.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Go on, India, it's not too stinky. In you go.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Ross, you know the way by now.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49It's thought that it took 25,000 men five years

0:11:49 > 0:11:51to build each of the great pyramids.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Let's hope they're a bit quicker than that! It's time to play Pyramid Puzzle.

0:11:55 > 0:12:01Your challenge is to work out which block goes where. First to finish wins the Year Sphere.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Ready, steady, get building! There they go.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08There they go. A nice cagey opening.

0:12:08 > 0:12:14There's India wrestling with what looks to be an enormous piece of pyramid.

0:12:14 > 0:12:21Look at that. Ross seems to have two bits on his base plinth already.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Whether they're the right bits remains to be seen.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26I think that's the technique for this game,

0:12:26 > 0:12:30is to get several pieces on the base board early on

0:12:30 > 0:12:33and shunt them around until they fit.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36It's a very interesting theory, Rattus.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40It also brings all the pieces near to you. It can save time in the long run.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42There's Emily, thinking very hard.

0:12:42 > 0:12:48Hello! Ross has given up. No, he's just cleared the base to start again.

0:12:48 > 0:12:54That's a big piece. That's a good idea. The bigger pieces would seem to be better at the bottom.

0:12:54 > 0:13:00There. Well, it looks as if we have the first layer complete from India.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02That's fantastic!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I notice a situation developing here.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09The pyramid seems to be being erected slightly skewiff.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12It won't count against her but look at that. There it is.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's not square on its plinth.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's certainly a can't pyramid, Dave.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19I must just say that the BBC,

0:13:19 > 0:13:23all the anti-cat views aired by my colleague are not held by the BBC.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Those views are his and his alone.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- No. Can't. Can't.- I'm sorry, I've completely misheard you there.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I've been to the pyramids, you know.- Have you?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yes. Well, the Pyramids Leisure Centre in Bracknell.

0:13:35 > 0:13:42While you're talking about leisure centres, Ross has finished the first layer of his pyramid.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46India may have to hurry a bit now because she's got competition.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Ross is hard on her heels.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Yes. India looked as if she was going to rush into the lead, but Ross has caught up.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58That's absolutely crucial. India has nailed that level of the pyramid.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00She's only got three bits left to fit in.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Emily. Let's say she's comfortably third. Good enough for a bronze in the Olympics.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08But hang on! There's the penultimate piece into place.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Here it comes, the top of the pyramid.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13India's got it! India's got the top!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15India has done it, Rattus.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17India has built a pyramid.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23India, collect a Year Sphere.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28The Great Pyramid of Giza is one of the so-called Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

0:14:28 > 0:14:31and the only one that's still relatively intact today.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35To a rat, the Seven Wonders are all skips behind supermarkets!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Yes, I'm sure they are. You all did fantastically well.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44India, you've now got a Year Sphere. Ross, you've got three. Emily yet to score, but there's plenty of time.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Right, over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Here are your four Victorian topics.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Schools, Victorian Firsts, Gadgets, and Inventions.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01India, it's your turn to pick a topic first.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Inventions, please.- Inventions is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:15:06 > 0:15:12It is. Which of these was not a Victorian invention?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Was it A: Trains.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16B: Cars.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Or C: Teddy Bears.

0:15:18 > 0:15:24Ross and Emily agreeing on C. India on her own with A.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Rattus, What's the answer?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29The answer is C, Teddy Bears,

0:15:29 > 0:15:32which were invented the year after Victoria died.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Just one year later? - History can be cruel, Dave.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- History can be cruel.- Awful.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Emily, your turn to choose a topic. - Schools, please.- Schools.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Let's hear what that question is.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48In Victorian schools, missing church was punished by what?

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Was it A: Detention.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51B: Beating with a strap.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Or C: Having to copy out the Bible.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Show me your letters now.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01Everyone agreeing on B. Let's find out if you're all right.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03The answer is B.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07School children were beaten with a strap and I was too.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'll never miss church again, I tell you that.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Ross, it's your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Gadgets, please.- Gadgets.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Pop Question. Pop Question. Pop Question. Pop Question.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22This is a genuine Victorian contraption,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25but what was this invention for?

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Was it A: For making people look at a camera.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32B: For scaring cats.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37Or C: For storing the remains of a dead pet.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Let's see your answers now please.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44Emily and Ross going for A. India going for C.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49The answer is A. It was a device for making people look at early Victorian cameras.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hence the phrase, "Watch the birdie." One more question remaining

0:16:52 > 0:16:55and it's on Victorian Firsts.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00In 1875, the first what opened in London?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Was it A: Roller Skating rink.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05B: Ice skating rink.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Or C: A public toilet.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Total agreement once again. Everyone's going for C.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Let's find out if you're all right.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17The answer is A.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19The first roller skating rink was opened.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I can tell you, there were a few bruised bottoms that night!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Ha-ha-ha!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26What?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27He said "bottom"!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:17:31 > 0:17:37So that means that we have a tie between Emily and Ross. India, for now, you're history.

0:17:37 > 0:17:43The other two of you, fingers on buzzers because we have the tiebreaker question.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Beginning with the letter N, what is the surname of the famous nurse

0:17:47 > 0:17:49who helped soldiers in the Crimean War...

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- BUZZER - That's Emily.- Nightingale.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's Florence Nightingale. You're absolutely right.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01That means you've won your first Year Sphere. Collect it please.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Emily, you're through to play the Victorian Game.

0:18:04 > 0:18:09But will you play alone or will everyone get to play? Let's have a look now.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's a Single Player brainy game.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20- Emily, have you got your brain in? - Yes.- In that case, down that time sewer with you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Bye!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Brunel was a genius.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30He designed railways, steam ships and giant steel bridges.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32But even geniuses have their off-days,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35which is why in 1843, whilst performing a magic trick,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38he got a coin lodged in his own throat.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- RATTUS COUGHS - A bit like that!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yes. I was wondering where my change had gone.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48He eventually managed to dislodge it using a clever device.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's time to play Barmy Brunel.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Your challenge is work out which cog goes where.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Once they're all in the right place, you can turn the wheel

0:18:58 > 0:19:02and flip Brunel upside down to dislodge the coin and win your Year Sphere.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06But be quick. You're against the clock, which is starting to tick now.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10She's off and what she has to do here is find the correct cogs

0:19:10 > 0:19:14to make the mechanism work and tip Barmy Brunel backwards

0:19:14 > 0:19:17so that the coin comes out of his gullet.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21That's absolutely right, Dave. Absolutely right.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24This is a far trickier game than it first appears.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29She's actually taking this very slowly which can often be a good thing.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32But sometimes, it can be a very bad thing.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34But I like the look of this one.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37She's got to get a big cog in there in that first position

0:19:37 > 0:19:39and this looks as if it'll do the job.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41It certainly does, Dave.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44It has done the job. Lovely! That's the first one in place.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47So a good start. A very good start from Emily.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Now she's looking for the second piece of the cog jigsaw.

0:19:51 > 0:19:58What she needs is a fairly small one because the proximity of that spike

0:19:58 > 0:20:02to the main cog means that we can only fit a little cog in that gap

0:20:02 > 0:20:03and that is not going to fit.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08I would stake my reputation as a commentator on that and it hasn't fitted.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You don't have a reputation as a commentator.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14That's why I was prepared to stake it.

0:20:14 > 0:20:19Once she's fixed it, can we put Dave in it?! Just for a laugh.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Just for a laugh. - I don't find that funny.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27That's too big. That's too big.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31What she needs is one of the smaller cogs in that position.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36I can't understand why she doesn't leave the cogs on the floor.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- There we go! That's the perfect one.- She put it back!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42That was the perfect cog and she walked away from it again.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I'm afraid that's just too big. Less than 30 seconds to go.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49It doesn't look good. She experimentedwith the right cog

0:20:49 > 0:20:53and now she's going through all the wrong ones again.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58Time's running out for Emily. There's a grim inevitability about the conclusion here.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01That's a little cog. That's too tiny.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05That cog is too small. It's not going to happen for her, I don't think.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09But at least she's got that cog in place.

0:21:09 > 0:21:15I'm sure it's going to be a cold consolation when Emily realises that her Year Sphere has gone begging.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Welcome back, Emily. Bad luck. Bad luck. No Year Sphere this time.

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Brunel and his father designed and built the first ever tunnel

0:21:25 > 0:21:27to pass under a river anywhere in the world.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32It was beneath the River Thames in London and even though it first opened nearly 170 years ago,

0:21:32 > 0:21:35it's still in use today as a railway tunnel.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- I never take the train. - Because it's healthier to walk?

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- I'm a rat. If I get on a train, people scream. - Sorry, I forgot about that.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Time for the final round now.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Over to the Gory Grid one last time to see who we've got.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56No quirky quiz in our final round. It's straight to play our All Play Tudor End Game.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59And it is a silly one.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Everybody get down that time sewer.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05In you go, go on.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's just a bit of a bad stink. Nothing to be afraid of.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10You know the way now, Emily.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Urgh!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Oh!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's time to play Who Ate All The Pies?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'm sure you never noticed,

0:22:19 > 0:22:23but in his later life, Henry VIII got a bit fat.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25It certainly crept up on me.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I looked down one day and boom, couldn't see my feet.

0:22:28 > 0:22:33Well, that was largely because old Henry was rather keen on pies.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Did someone say pies?

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Let's go over and play Who Ate All The Pies?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42You have to fetch pies and lob them into Henry's mouth

0:22:42 > 0:22:47and to help you in no way whatsoever, we've attached you to bungee cords.

0:22:47 > 0:22:53The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth in the time limit gets the Year Sphere.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Get ready, because it's pie time.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Here we go with Who Ate All The Pies.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02That first round of pies going absolutely nowhere.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- But it's early days. - It certainly is early days, Dave.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09They seem to be enjoying themselves even though they're not very good.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Having said that, that is a point for India.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's all in the wrist action on this game

0:23:14 > 0:23:18and pointing and aiming and aiming and pointing.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21They don't seem to be aiming very well at the moment.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's an interesting shot from Ross.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29- He sort of jumps up and throws it over.- There's Emily poised there. To go backwards!

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Whoa! That's a ping back and a half. Look at that!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36India has actually dropped her pie but she's picked it up

0:23:36 > 0:23:38and hoiked it forward and it's gone nowhere.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Good to see the pieman, isn't it? - Nice to see the pieman.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46He's a very generous pieman. He gives his pies away.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- And he charges very little. - Nothing at all I believe.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54We're lucky to get this fellow. You don't see many Tudor piemen around these days.

0:23:54 > 0:24:00But this one is very committed. He lives his whole life dressed like that and who are we to judge?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02There we go! What a lovely shot from Emily.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05She takes herself into a two way tie for the lead.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09So Emily and India with one apiece. Ross, nothing as yet.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13That was an underarm from India. Interesting technique, the underarm.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Very rarely finds its mark. Ross is going for it as well.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20We're running short of time

0:24:20 > 0:24:24and I sense an added desperation in some of this flinging.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Particularly that bit of flinging! That was extraordinary.

0:24:27 > 0:24:33Emily scores! That could be absolutely crucial. She's gone into a very late lead.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Was that the pie that won her the game?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Don't chuck them all! Dave promised me the leftovers.- I did.

0:24:39 > 0:24:44There are seconds remaining. I think Emily might have this.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49There's a last chance and that's gone way over Henry's head.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- It's all over here and Emily has won the round.- Brilliant!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Gory Gamers, return to your podiums please.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Fantastic. How did you feel it went?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Very frustrating but very fun.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04- Good. And Emily?- I kept going flat on my face.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07And you were pinging back very fast.

0:25:07 > 0:25:12Emily, come and collect yourself the final Year Sphere.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Wonderful.- Are we almost done because someone's going to have to clean up those pies

0:25:16 > 0:25:19and that someone is me! Yummy!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Honestly, where do you put all the food you eat?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Ultimately, it all ends up in the sewer. You see, what happens...

0:25:25 > 0:25:28We know how it all works.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31OK, time to count up those Year Spheres and remember,

0:25:31 > 0:25:36AD years are added to your total and BC years are subtracted.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41So even thought you've got different numbers of spheres, anyone can still win at this stage.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Emily, let's see your first sphere.

0:25:43 > 0:25:471901 AD. The death of Queen Victoria.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:49 > 0:25:521536 AD. The year Anne Boleyn was executed.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57That gives you a total of 3,437. A very good score.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Ross, let's see what you've got.

0:26:00 > 0:26:041666 AD. The Great Fire of London.

0:26:05 > 0:26:11399 BC. Greek philosopher Socrateswas executed that year.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Let's have a look at the third one.

0:26:14 > 0:26:151805 AD. The Battle of Trafalgar.

0:26:15 > 0:26:21That gives you a total of 3,072. So you're just shy of Emily.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25India, it's all down to you. Let's have a look at that last sphere.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30It's 30 BC. The death of Queen Cleopatra.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35That means today's winner with 3,437 points is Emily,

0:26:35 > 0:26:37who goes home with our star prize.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41I'd just like to say that today's prize really is amazing.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Unfortunately, I can't because once again, it's some old tat

0:26:45 > 0:26:49plucked out of the time sewer by my filthy friend here.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- What is the prize, Rattus? - It's a Celtic prize

0:26:52 > 0:26:55and it once belonged to the enemy of a Celtic warrior.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58It's a severed head preserved with cedar oil.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Perfect for decorating your front door.

0:27:00 > 0:27:05You're not seriously suggesting that Emily sticks that on her front door, are you?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08It worked for the Celts. They loved to show them off.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Yes, but hang a severed head from your door nowadays,

0:27:11 > 0:27:14and pretty quickly your friends are going to stop coming round.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19But so will salesmen, that nosy neighbour and all those annoying relatives at Christmas.

0:27:19 > 0:27:25Emily, I really am sorry. Try not to look at it too much, particularly before you go to sleep!

0:27:25 > 0:27:29It just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Emily,

0:27:29 > 0:27:32thanks to our gallant runners-up, Ross and India,

0:27:32 > 0:27:34and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36My absolute pleasure.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye.

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