0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't touching
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Horrible Histories Gory...Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello and welcome to Gory Games.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- I'm Dave Lamb.- And I'm Dave Lamb.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- No, you're not, you're Rattus Rattus.- Not any more.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Turns out you were getting paid more than me, so I've changed my name
0:00:36 > 0:00:40to Dave Lamb so that we quite literally have the same contract.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- You don't think this will cause confusion?- I wouldn't think so.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Can we get on with the show, please? - DAVE AND RATTUS: Yes, of course.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49BOTH: He means me.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52BOTH: This is the show where we test your knowledge
0:00:52 > 0:00:57of Horrible Histories with quirky quizzes and, of course, Gory Games.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is going to be a very long show.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02BOTH: Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hi, I'm Kirsty.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hi, I'm Oliver.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Hi, I'm Hannah.- Excellent, they're all here.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Right, it's time for a warm-up game all of my very own that I call...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15No, no, sorry,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18we've cut this bit because you always do something inappropriate.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20No, I've learned my lesson, honestly.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Today's game is just about hairdressing.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Normal hairdressing?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Of normal human hair?
0:01:28 > 0:01:33- Proceed.- Thank you. It's based on events in Durham
0:01:33 > 0:01:37back in 1006, when the local English women offered to wash and comb
0:01:37 > 0:01:40the hair of the defeated Scottish army.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41- That was kind of them.- Yes.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45And just like those kind women did back then,
0:01:45 > 0:01:49you'll be washing and combing the hair of the Scottish soldiers...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52whose heads have been cut off and stuck on spikes.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- So, are we all ready? - No, no way, not on my watch.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I'm not having children
0:01:57 > 0:02:00giving beauty treatments to decapitated heads!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- What if I stuck them back on the bodies?- That's even worse.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Oh, you are so boring! You know what? You give Dave Lamb a bad name.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11From now on, you be Dull Dave and I'll be Fun Dave.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Fine. Moving on.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Right, Kirsty, Oliver, Hannah,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19you are winning playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Each Year Sphere contains a historical date,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24and at the end of the show, your Year Spheres will be added up,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28with the AD dates being added to your total
0:02:28 > 0:02:32and the BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- So clever!- It's very clever.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be... Rattus?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Oh...it's between six and 300.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Can you be more specific?- Yes, but I think you should do some of the work.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- It's 735.- Correct!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Of course, the person with the highest year score at the end
0:02:50 > 0:02:54of the show will take home a unique historical prize.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57The prize I've found for you is so good that
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I was tempted to keep it myself.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03We're looking at something at least as good as rotten potato peelings.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Rotten potato peelings? Where? Where?!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Right, let's get cracking.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12And to find out what this round is about, over to the Gory Grid.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's the Gorgeous Georgians!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18So, four questions on Gorgeous Georgians coming up.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24And your four Georgian topics are...
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Kirsty, you get to pick first in this round. Which is it going to be?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Can I go for heads, please?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Heads.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41That is a prop question...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and it's another severed head!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45This is in fact a French aristocrat -
0:03:45 > 0:03:47during the French Revolution,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49many aristocrats were executed on the guillotine,
0:03:49 > 0:03:54and their decapitated heads were used to make wax replicas.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57The woman behind this had a name. Was it Madame...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Let's see your answers now.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07OK.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Kirsty and Oliver going for Madame Bonaparte,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hannah is going for Madame Tussaud.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16And the answer is B - Madame Tussaud.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Well done, Hannah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Founder of Madam Tussaud's,
0:04:19 > 0:04:23the famous museum of wax replicas of historical figures and celebrities.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I don't think nowadays they make wax replicas
0:04:26 > 0:04:28using decapitated heads of celebrities.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31No, which is a shame - in many instances, of course.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Excellent.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oliver, your turn to pick next. Three topics remaining.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Can I go with entertainment?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43In 1764, the Duke of Cumberland entertained guests
0:04:43 > 0:04:45with an organised fight between...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Let's see those answers now, please.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oliver and Hannah going for A,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Kirsty for C. Let's see who is right.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01The answer is A - a tiger and a stag.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04If you don't want to know who won, look away now.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Hannah, it's your turn to choose a topic next.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Erm...please can I have cures.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Cures.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, here we go, good luck.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Interesting! So, is it A, B or C?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oliver and Kirsty are agreeing on A. Hannah going with C.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Let's hear what the answer is.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38The answer is C -
0:05:38 > 0:05:41wear roast turnip skin behind the ear.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44That extra point means that you cannot be caught.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46So, Hannah, you've won the quiz,
0:05:46 > 0:05:51time to choose your Year Sphere from...Fun Dave.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Ha-ha-ha! Push, push, push...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Here you go, Hannah, come and pick a Year Sphere. Any one you want.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Yes, let's hope it's not the one with the Stone Age date,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04they're worth a few million minus points.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Winning the quiz means Hannah is automatically through
0:06:07 > 0:06:09to play the Georgian Game.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12But will she be alone, or will everyone get to play?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Let's find out.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19It's a single player silly game!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22So, Hannah, off down the time sewer with you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Good luck in there, deep breath.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Bye.- Bye!- Bye!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, this stinks!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Picture the scene, it's 21st October 1805,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37and the 27 ships of the British Royal Navy
0:06:37 > 0:06:40faced the 33 boats of the French and Spanish Navy.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41It's time to play...
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You are a British Navy gunner.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Your mission, to load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot
0:06:53 > 0:06:56and lose a point for every British ship you hit.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- And battle begins now! - FOG HORN
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Here goes Hannah in her own personal Battle of Trafalgar.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11She loads the cannon here. There we go, lines it up.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Is she going to hit a Spanish galleon or a British ship?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16The answer is she's not going to hit anything.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Do you know why it was called Trafalgar, Dull Dave?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Actually, Fun Dave, I don't think I do.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Because it took place off the coast of Spain,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26just west of Cape Trafalgar.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Genuinely interesting. Oh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32That was a French galleon that has gone down!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35So that's one point. Well played, Hannah.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39She's reloaded already, she's very keen to get in amongst the carnage.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- She's missed again, Rattus, has she? - That's very unfortunate.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yeah, but she's reloading, that's the thing...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Another Frenchie down! Another Frenchie!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Two correct hits for Hannah. She's doing extremely well.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hannah seems to have very good sea legs.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58She does, she's wobbling about on that platform, remember.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It was my idea to have the springs added.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And it was a good idea.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05You can see that ship is moving from side to side.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07She's doing extremely well.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Hello! Who's this coming into the game? There is a seagull in the way!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I guess the only answer is just to ignore it and hope it flies off.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18This is a battle. You shouldn't be concentrating on the wildlife.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Seagull was my idea, too. - You're not helping, Rattus.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22I'm not, am I? Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24But Hannah's managing to ignore it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Excellent seamanship and she's sunk another French galleon!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- CLOCK CHIMES - 30 seconds.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34She's doing well but the clock is ticking, she's running out of time.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Has she got enough time left to get the six galleons that she needs?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, there's number five!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46That Spanish galleon won't be going anywhere other than downwards!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48She just needs one more!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52We really are running out of time, probably about 15 seconds left.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54She needs one more ship! Only ten seconds left!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56And she's done it!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Stand aside, Lord Nelson, it's Hannah's turn to take the glory!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Welcome back, collect your Year Sphere.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07In the real battle, 22 ships of the enemy fleets
0:09:07 > 0:09:11were sunk without a single British vessel being lost.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Which I think we can safely say
0:09:13 > 0:09:16is the last time a British team won anything 22-0.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20On to round two, and it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Here are your all-important Egyptian topics.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35So, Oliver, it's your turn to pick first this time. Pick away.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Can I go with pharaohs?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39You certainly can, sir.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Around 1800 BC, pharaohs stopped being buried in pyramids
0:09:43 > 0:09:47and were buried underground instead. Why was this? Was it...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Show me your answers now.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59All Bs. Let's hear if you're all right.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01The answer is B -
0:10:01 > 0:10:04they were buried underground so people couldn't find them
0:10:04 > 0:10:06to steal their treasure.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Hannah, your pick. Pick away. - Can I have Egyptian gods, please?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Here's what I want to know...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Let's see your answers now, please.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27The girls both going for A, Oliver for C.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Let's hear the correct answer.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34The answer is A - the Egyptian god of wisdom had the head of a bird.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Though the head of a rat would have made a lot more sense.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Absolutely. Kirsty, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Can I have sport, please?
0:10:43 > 0:10:48You're lucky, because this is a question from Rattus.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- From Fun Dave.- Thank you very much.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56What was the most dangerous sport in Egypt for posh people?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Was it A - lion hunting,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01B - hyena hunting,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03or C - hippo hunting?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Let's see your answers now.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Wow, all three Cs again.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Fun Dave?- I can tell you the answer is C.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Yes, you're all right!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hippos are extremely dangerous.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19They still kill more humans than any other animal in Africa.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22And the final question in this round is on magicians.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Let's hear what it is.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Pharaoh Cheops built the Great Pyramid
0:11:28 > 0:11:31and he also had one of the first ever magicians, called Djedi.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34But what was Djedi's famous trick?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Was it A - he could disappear, B - he could levitate,
0:11:37 > 0:11:41or C - he could cut off a goose's head and put it back...alive?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Let's see your answers now.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Complete agreement once again, everyone going for C.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Let's find out if you're right.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51The answer is C -
0:11:51 > 0:11:53he could cut off a goose's head and put it back alive.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55He also did the same trick with an ox,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57but he refused to try it out with a man.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59That's probably because it was all just a trick.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03A trick, you say? I'll have Djedi's head chopped off
0:12:03 > 0:12:06and see if he can put it back on again!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10That's the end of the round, and we've got a tie, with two maximums.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Kirsty and Hannah, you got every question right,
0:12:13 > 0:12:15so you two have to put your fingers on the buzzers,
0:12:15 > 0:12:19and we're going to have a buzzer question.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Beginning with the letter C, which famous Queen of Egypt
0:12:23 > 0:12:27dated two famous Romans, Mark Antony and Julius Caesar? Hannah?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Cleopatra.- That's the right answer.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Hannah, you've won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37As the quiz winner, Hannah, you're through to play the Egyptian Game,
0:12:37 > 0:12:41but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Let's find out.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48It's an all-play silly game!
0:12:48 > 0:12:54So it's time for you all to go off down the time sewer, one at a time.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Go on, Hannah, you know the way.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Just follow Hannah, if I were you, Oliver.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Bye!- Bye!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04In you go, Kirsty. Bye! Don't come back till you've won a Year Sphere.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Now, King Pepi had an original solution to the fly problem
0:13:09 > 0:13:10in ancient Egypt.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12He'd pour pots of honey over some slaves
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- and stand them in the corners of the room.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's so obvious when you think about it, isn't it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Your challenge is to catch as many flies on your honey suit
0:13:20 > 0:13:22and fly swat as possible.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26The person who catches the most flies wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Here come those pesky flies.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31It's time to play...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So here were are. They are covered in honey,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38they've got fly swats and they're trying to catch
0:13:38 > 0:13:42as many flies as they can. What an excellent start from Hannah.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44She's got two flies on there already.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Rattus, this is a good game, isn't it?- It's one of my favourites!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51It's sweet and gooey. What's not to love?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I have to say I fell asleep in my garden yesterday
0:13:54 > 0:13:56and caught two flies in my open mouth.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58That was certainly not to love!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Flies coming from all angles now.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03They're standing all quite near the front.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06With the exception of Kirsty, they're scoring fairly heavily.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Kirsty, a bit slow off the mark,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12but she's gone to the back of the room,
0:14:12 > 0:14:16and you'd think that's a mistake with the flies being at the front.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19None of them stuck to them themselves yet.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22No, it doesn't appear that the honey is attracting the flies
0:14:22 > 0:14:24in the way one would hope.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Hang on! There's a fly stolen there. Oliver has stolen a fly!
0:14:29 > 0:14:33The officials will be all over that. That will get taken off his score.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, look out! Look out.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Oliver's got a fly on his head.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Doesn't he look a bit silly? But what a tremendous catch.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Kirsty's got one too! Superb!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48That means Hannah is the only one without a fly on her head.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51She'll be absolutely furious about that. Oh, dear me!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52BUZZER
0:14:52 > 0:14:55There's the buzzer. Hannah's finally got a fly
0:14:55 > 0:14:59on her head, but that won't count. It doesn't matter. She's done it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Hannah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's the Vicious Vikings.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12And here are your four Viking topics.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Hannah, it's your turn to pick first.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Please, can I have Viking Heaven?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26That, very excitingly, is a prop question.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28RATTUS LAUGHS
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Vikings believed that in Valhalla, Viking Heaven,
0:15:31 > 0:15:36dead warriors would drink from the skulls of their enemies.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Is that true or false? Let's see your answers now.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Oh, you've all gone for true, and you're all absolutely right.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48It is true. Kirsty, it's your turn.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Can I have Battle, please?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Battle.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Is this true or false?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Is that true or false?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Kirsty and Oliver going for false, Hannah, on her own, with true.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10It's...true!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Yes, it's absolutely true. They wore eyeliner made from ash.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Probably made them look girly but no-one was brave enough to say that.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19RATTUS LAUGHS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Actually, you are quite good fun.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Good for you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Oliver, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Can I go with Viking Myth, please? - Yes. Let's hear that question.
0:16:27 > 0:16:33True or false? We believed the first man and woman came from a volcano.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Let's see your answers now, please.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Three falses. Let's see if you're all right or all wrong.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44It's false! They came from the sweat of a giant's armpit, obviously.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Ugh! The sweat of a giant's armpit?! Even I find that disgusting
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- and I'm a rat!- That must be very, very disgusting, then.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Here is the final question of this round.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00True or false? In the year 1004,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03when the people of Norwich offered us money to stop raiding them,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05we graciously accepted and went home.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Hannah goes with true, the other two with false.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let's hear the answer.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16It's false! We did take their money,
0:17:16 > 0:17:18but then we destroyed Norwich any way.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- HE LAUGHS - It was brilliant fun.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24That means you all have three points each
0:17:24 > 0:17:29and we go to our buzzer question. Fingers on your buzzers.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Beginning with the letter T,
0:17:30 > 0:17:35which day of the week is named after the Viking god of Thunder, Thor?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Oliver.- Is it Thursday? - It is Thursday, Oliver.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Congratulations, you've won yourself a Year Sphere. Go and collect it.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, Oliver, you're through to play the Viking game,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48but will it be just you, or will everyone else get to play?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Let's find out.
0:17:53 > 0:17:59It's a single player brainy game. Off down the Time Sewer with you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Go on. I know it stinks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Bye!- Bye!- Bye!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Vikings didn't just raid Britain. Many of them settled here
0:18:07 > 0:18:10and some Viking words have become part of the English language.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Seven words, then, but two don't come from the Vikings.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Your challenge, to work out which five do.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Choose five words and move them to the Viking board,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23then touch the Viking axe - mind your fingers, though - to find out
0:18:23 > 0:18:26how many you've got right. Keep trying new combinations
0:18:26 > 0:18:29until you've got all five but be quick,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31because you're against the clock. It's time to play...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34BUZZER
0:18:35 > 0:18:40Can Oliver find those five genuine Viking words?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43First up, slaughter.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Slaughter!- Sounds right, doesn't it?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49He's gone for crash second.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Do you know, Dave, in our rat language,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53we don't have a word for disgusting.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I'm not surprised. He's not exactly rushing, is he?
0:18:57 > 0:19:01He's taking his time but he's considering every move he's making.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I like to see that in a young man, consideration.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05LOUD SCREAM
0:19:05 > 0:19:07ANNOUNCER: You have four right.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Now he has to get tactical. Cake goes. In comes skull.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13A good substitution, do you think?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I'm not so sure skull is a good substitution, Dave.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Neither does Oliver. He's got rid of skull straight away.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I was wondering, is your skull as old as you are?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26I'm not answering that.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, and he's got fewer.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29He's only got three right now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Both wrong answers are up there.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I wonder if juggle is one of them.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37He's taken that one way and replaced it. Let's see how many he's left.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Oh, he's going to make two changes at once. This is a bit unusual
0:19:40 > 0:19:44because it means he won't know which ones are wrong and right.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I said a moment ago I thought he was considering it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I don't think he is at all.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51He's panicking and just picking up any old card.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54You say that but he has got four right. What's coming off?
0:19:54 > 0:20:00Slaughter is coming off and on in its place goes juggle.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03How many has he got? Three right.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07We can deduce from that that juggle is not one of the words he's after.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Only 30 seconds to go.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Die is going on but this is random.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14He's making many changes again at once.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Things changing all over
0:20:15 > 0:20:17and he's not touching the axe. Touch the axe!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20He's touched the axe. He's got four of them right
0:20:20 > 0:20:23but I'm sure he's got no idea which ones they are.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Crash has come off now, Rattus. Is he just clutching at straws?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I fear he is, Dave.- How's that?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh, he's still got four right.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33BUZZER
0:20:33 > 0:20:38And he's run out of time. Oh, Oliver. You didn't find the words.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Welcome back, Oliver. Bad luck. In fact, wound is a Saxon word
0:20:45 > 0:20:48and juggle comes from medieval French,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51so I'm afraid no Year Sphere there.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53But crash, die, slaughter and skull
0:20:53 > 0:20:57are all words we get from the Vikings, as, bizarrely, is cake!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Let me get this right.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Once the Vikings have crashed into your homes screaming, "Die!"
0:21:02 > 0:21:06and have slaughtered everyone by crushing their skulls,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08they settle down for a nice piece of cake.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah, something like that.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Time for the final round, I think. Over to the Gory Grid
0:21:13 > 0:21:15to find out what we've got.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25It's straight to our big all play Middle Ages end game,
0:21:25 > 0:21:29and let me tell you, this is a very messy one!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Time for everyone to get down that Time Sewer.
0:21:33 > 0:21:40- In you go.- Bye!- Well done. Bye, Hannah.- Bye!- Bye, Kirsty. Look out.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45When I say messy, I really mean messy, as you're going gong farming.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Yes, gong, I'm afraid, was a Middle Ages word for poop,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53and your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56carry it along your lane and slop it into a measuring cylinder.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Whoever collects the most collects the Year Sphere, but beware,
0:22:00 > 0:22:04some Middle Ages types would just poo directly onto the street below.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08So mind your heads. Right then. It's time to play:
0:22:09 > 0:22:11BUZZER
0:22:11 > 0:22:13We're off with the gong farming.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- This is your favourite, Rattus?- It certainly is.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It really is a messy game, this one.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Hannah is first there. So is Kirsty. There she goes.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25What a full bucket load she's got there.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Let's hope she makes it back with it all.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Oliver seems to be struggling to get into the game at all.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Hannah delivers her first payload. What about that, Rattus?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Excellent move there from Hannah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Unfortunately Oliver shed his load, Kirsty delivers almost a full one.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43That's an excellent effort from Kirsty.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oliver may not cut it as a gong farmer.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I'm not sure it's the right career for him.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50But Hannah is an excellent gong farmer.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53There's her second brimful load of poo being delivered there.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oliver can only dream of bringing that much gong.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Of course when we say "gong"
0:22:57 > 0:23:00that is in fact poop we're talking about.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02That is poop, although I should point out
0:23:02 > 0:23:06that this is not real poo we're using here.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09What? Is it not? What's the point?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I'm sorry you had to find out like that.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14The game's moving nicely.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Oliver delivering a little bundle of poop.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18That's his first one.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22He's only got a little smudge in the bottom of his cylinder.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25But brave lad, Oliver. Oh, he's fallen over.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30Oh, dear me. Oliver is stuck... But he's got a smile on his face!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- He's enjoying himself.- I don't know if that's a smile or just gas.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'm sure it's a smile, Rattus.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Here we go. Here's Hannah coming through to get more poop.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44They're doing very well. The poop is spilling out of the buckets
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- and making those lanes slippery. - Kirsty nearly went over there.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52She nearly went over but she's delivered another full bucket.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Look at that going in there. That's an enormous amount of poo.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59That is the most poo I've seen in one place
0:23:59 > 0:24:03since a herd of cows got trapped in my back garden. It wasn't pretty.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Dear, oh, dear.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Oh! That was the point I was about to mention.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Straight away we see Hannah
0:24:09 > 0:24:12slipping in the poo from the windows above.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14What a mess that was.
0:24:14 > 0:24:1830 seconds left and it's going to be very difficult now.
0:24:18 > 0:24:24- Oh!- Oh!- She's over again. Oh, dear me, she looks a little tired now.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Not much poo went into the measuring cylinder that time.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Oliver's putting it on his head. Surely that's a mistake!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Never put a bucket of poo on your head.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36That's the first rule of gong farming.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41The second rule of gong farming? Never talk about gong farming.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- There's Kirsty rolling around... - BUZZER
0:24:43 > 0:24:48And it's all over! It's all over. Ooh, just at the end there.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Oliver flew out of the lane. A man, poo dripping from his hat,
0:24:52 > 0:24:56he's never looked happier. Hannah wins it by a snitch.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59She got more in the jar than on her head, unlike Oliver!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01What a superb effort.
0:25:01 > 0:25:07Welcome back, Gory Gamers. Hannah, please collect your Year Sphere.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11There we are. Gong farming wasn't the most pleasant job in the world,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14but because of that, it was actually very well paid.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Aw, come on. Surely you do a job like that just for the love of it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You are so very weird.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24It's time now to count up those Year Spheres, and remember, the AD years
0:25:24 > 0:25:27are added to your total and the BC years
0:25:27 > 0:25:29are subtracted from it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Kirsty, we're starting with you. I'm taking a guess at your score.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37I'm think it's nought, but don't worry,
0:25:37 > 0:25:40because with the BC totals flying around,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43nought could be the winning score.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Oliver, I'm going to ask you to reveal your score.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51212 BC.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Death of the Greek inventor and scientist Archimedes.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58That means that Kirsty, you are in the lead.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Hannah's spheres are to be opened next.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Let's start with that one.
0:26:02 > 0:26:081840 AD. The Penny Black becomes the first stamp. So you're off the mark.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Let's look at the next one.
0:26:11 > 0:26:161792 AD. Gas lighting was invented that year.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Let's have a look at the third.
0:26:17 > 0:26:241483 AD. Richard III became King of England.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28This is turning into a good total. Let's look at the fourth one.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33991 AD. Vikings won the Battle of Maldon.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37It all hinges on this last sphere. What have we got?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's another AD! 476 AD.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42The fall of the Roman Empire.
0:26:42 > 0:26:49That means that today's winner, with 6,582 points, is Hannah!
0:26:49 > 0:26:53The good news is that you're taking home the star prize.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57The bad news is that I'm afraid it's been fished out of the Time Sewers
0:26:57 > 0:26:59by my flea-bitten colleague here.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02What do you have for us today, Rattus?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06The prize today is some exclusive footwear.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, something off a foot, that you'd wear.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11All the way from the Incan Empire,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14it's your very own llama toenail bracelet!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I can think of nothing more horrible.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24I fished it out of the sewer so try and imagine how it looked
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- before I washed it. - Yeah, thanks for that.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Here you go, Hannah. There is your prize.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33I'm sorry it's just a load of old toenails. But that's life.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion, Hannah,
0:27:37 > 0:27:41thanks to our gallant runners-up, Kirsty and Oliver,
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. - Fun day.- To fun day.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Have you had your fill of blood, guts and gore?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Or have we left you still wanting more?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Keep watching!
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