0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You'd better turn off
0:00:12 > 0:00:13# This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Then let's test your brains
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30You may have heard me on Come Dine With Me.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34And me, Rattus Rattus. You may have heard me rooting through your bins.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Can I thank the couple at number 17, Riverside Road,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40for throwing out that chicken carcase? Cheers, guys!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:42 > 0:00:45of Horrible Histories with quirky questions and gory games,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49so before Rattus thanks anyone else for their leftovers,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52let's meet our Horrible Historians. Introduce yourselves, please!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Hi, I'm Joanne.- Hello, Joanne!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Hi, I'm James.- Welcome, James!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Hi! I'm Ty!- To start the show off, a little warm-up game
0:01:00 > 0:01:04of my very own - a sort of cookery challenge,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07to see if our contestants can whip up a batch
0:01:07 > 0:01:10of that much-loved Roman delicacy, garum sauce.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13This bucket contains the three main ingredients,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- mackerel, tuna and eels. - OK. Well, that all sounds all right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21HE CHOKES AND GAGS Yes, I should've said, shouldn't I?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24The fish has to be completely rotten. HE CACKLES
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Our contestants have to pull out the rotting fish guts
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- and leave them to dry in the sun. - That is disgusting!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- What is wrong with you? - No, honestly! Once it's dried out,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37garum sauce actually has quite a subtle, delicate aroma.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Look! Here's some I prepared earlier. - Really?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- It's subtle and delicate? - Yeah, yeah!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48HE SNIFFS DEEPLY Argh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49HE SNORTS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Well, it's subtle and delicate if you live down a sewer.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ugh... Right!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Joanne, James and Ty, you're playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Each sphere contains a historical date,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06and at the end of the show your dates will be added up,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09with AD dates being added to your total
0:02:09 > 0:02:12and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16So, if these were your spheres, your total would be... Rattus?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Er...six?- No.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Has it got six in it?- No.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's 735.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Ah, so close!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26The person with the highest year score
0:02:26 > 0:02:28will win a fantastic prize.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Chosen by yours truly!- All right. Maybe not a fantastic prize, then,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35but a prize nonetheless.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Right! Off we go. And to find out what round one's all about,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48So, four questions on the Measly Middle Ages coming up.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and your four topics are...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Joanne, you get to pick first this round.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- What's it going to be?- Ink.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Ink!- True or false -
0:03:06 > 0:03:09monks used to make ink from squished woodlice.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hmm! So, true or false.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Oh!- And you've all gone for false!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Interesting! Let's hear what the correct answer is.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23False. But they did use wasps' eggs,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26mixed with vinegar, gum to thicken it,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- and copper water for colour. - You've all made a fantastic start.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33It's a point each. James, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- I choose washing.- Washing!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39True or false - in the Middle Ages,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42peasants used to wash their clothes in buckets of poo.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44What a question that was!
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Well, Ty and Joanne going for false. James thinks that's true.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Interesting! Let's hear the correct answer.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's false, although they did wash their clothes in buckets of wee.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- SHE SNIFFS - Mmm! Fragrant!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03So, there you go, you see. Washing your clothes in poo
0:04:03 > 0:04:06is probably not a very good idea.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Mind you, neither's washing them in wee, and they did that!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Ty, your turn to choose a topic. - Swords!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bet you don't know this one.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, a clean sweep of trues! What's the answer?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30It's true! It was massive, as tall as a man.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Look at the scores. Three points each for Joanne and Ty,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36two for James, with one question left.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39James, you can still bring this into a tiebreak.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43The final question is on kings. Let's hear it now, please.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48True or false - in 1216, King John lost his crown jewels.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51They were being transported along the coast
0:04:51 > 0:04:54when the tide came in and swept them out to sea.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Everybody has gone for false.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- What's the actual answer? - It's true!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02King John also died in 1216.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07I think it's safe to say 1216 wasn't his best year.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Awful! Losing your jewels and dying. Terrible business.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm afraid no-one got that right, but what it does mean
0:05:14 > 0:05:18is that Joanne and Ty have drawn that round.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21So we're in a tiebreaker situation. Ty and Joanne,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23fingers on your buzzers.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26The first person to buzz in with the correct answer
0:05:26 > 0:05:29wins the Year Sphere. Beginning with the letter H,
0:05:29 > 0:05:33what is the name of the battle in which William the Conqueror -
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Joanne?- Hastings.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Hastings is absolutely right, Joanne!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41You have won the quiz. Time to choose your Year Sphere.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Push-push-push-push-push! Ah! - I hope you don't pick one
0:05:44 > 0:05:47with a Stone Age date, with a few million minus points,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50but I can think of two people who hope you do.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52That's them there. OK, Joanne.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56You've won the quiz, so you're automatically through
0:05:56 > 0:05:59to play the Measly Middle Ages game, but will you be playing alone
0:05:59 > 0:06:02or will everyone get a go? Let's find out.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's an all-play gory game! You can hear them celebrating.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13They want to get down there. Let's put them out of their misery.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Off down the Time Sewer with all of you!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- HE YELLS - There goes Ty.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Urgh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, stinky!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25At William the Conqueror's funeral, his servants stole his jewels
0:06:25 > 0:06:29and the church burnt down. Apart from that it went smoothly.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It's time to play Yuckaroo!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34You are William's servants, and your challenge
0:06:34 > 0:06:37is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41All the treasure is colour coded. You must only take your own colour.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Your time starts... - HORN BLARES
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Treasure needs to be colour coded. They need to steal their own bit
0:06:57 > 0:06:59and pop it in their chest.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You must have done a bit of theft in your time, Rattus.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I don't know what you're saying, Dave. I've never stolen anything.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09A likely story. Look, he's unscrewing that candlestick
0:07:09 > 0:07:12as much as he can. He's doing quite well, though, Ty.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14He's off to a pretty decent start.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17That's two pieces he's got. Joanna also off the mark.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21James is having problems with that crown, but he's got it off now,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and it's in the chest. Can I just make it clear
0:07:23 > 0:07:26that we're not in any way encouraging stealing?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Even if it's from a murderous tyrant from the Middle Ages?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Yes, even then.- Oh.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34They're all trying these things...
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- They're finding them difficult to remove.- They're bolted down, Dave.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The area I live in, if it's not bolted down, it goes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, and his stomach has exploded!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I think I may have failed to tell you
0:07:46 > 0:07:49that his stomach exploded during the funeral,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52but you saw it with your own eyes there. Guts absolutely everywhere.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Let's hope that hasn't put them off too much.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59This game is more my cup of tea - or, as we rats say,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01my dustbin of entrails. HE LAUGHS
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I can't imagine what the smell is like
0:08:04 > 0:08:07with all that entrails, guts and gore spread everywhere.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09That doesn't come across from the pictures.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It must be absolutely humming in there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Guts everywhere - the guts of a dead person, as well,
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- not a live one.- Not a live one. - Not nice fragrant guts.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21There's another piece going in for James.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24He may be mounting something of a comeback.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Look out! The church is on fire!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28There's smoke rising up everywhere!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31They're going to have to finish this fast!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- HORN BLARES - Time's up. That's how it's finished,
0:08:34 > 0:08:39and that is what actually happened at William the Conqueror's funeral.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42The church did catch fire. What a result!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Welcome back! Take your places. With a total of six pieces,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51the winner was Ty! Collect your Year Sphere now.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56So, tell me, everybody, did you enjoy Yuckaroo?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Yes!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Who actually saw the stomach explode?- Me.- I did.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I went, like, "Ooh!" - You weren't expecting it?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- No.- No. - I thought it was going to pop up.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08So the explosion was probably a good thing!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Four questions again. Here are your four Victorian topics.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26James, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Queen Victoria.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32The question is as follows.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Look at that! Everyone seems very confident that it's B.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Let's find out.- The answer is...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52You're absolutely right. Well played indeed.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54She had a fear of bishops as a small child,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57and she kept it into adulthood.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Hey! I too have an irrational fear -
0:09:59 > 0:10:01of soap and clean water.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04It is irrational, and it's very unfortunate for me.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Ty, your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm going to go for Eccentrics.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Which of these would you not have found
0:10:12 > 0:10:15inside the second Baron Rothschild's house -
0:10:15 > 0:10:18A, snakes twined around the banisters,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21B, a lion wearing a bow tie,
0:10:21 > 0:10:24or C, 12 dressed monkeys having a dinner party?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Wow! Everybody thinks it's B. Let's find out.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's B, a lion wearing a bow tie.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Imagine trying to put a bow tie on a lion!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38The second Baron Rothschild was eccentric, not crazy.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41You fancy putting a bow tie on a lion, Rat?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Not really, no. - But you've all scored two points.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49This is a tremendous round for all of you. Joanne, pick a topic.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I'll pick cars.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55How fast was the speed limit for early Victorian cars?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06This is extraordinary! They're all in total agreement again.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- But are they right?- The answer is A, four miles per hour.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Who could want to travel faster than that? It would be madness!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Victorian Top Gear can't have been very exciting.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19The track record would have been two hours!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Yeah. Victorians didn't have TV. - I know! I was just joking.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- It was just a silly joke. Huh! - You're all doing amazingly well.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30You've got three points each. This is the last question in this round.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- It's about gadgets, and it's a prop question.- A prop question!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I love prop questions! Oh, look!
0:11:36 > 0:11:41That is a prop. This is a genuine Victorian contraption.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45But what was it used for? Was it A, blowing up whoopi cushions...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Let's see those answers now, please!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's all in total agreement again!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You've all gone for B, oiling bicycles.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00On this occasion, you're all absolutely...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02wrong!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04RATTUS CACKLES
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I know. Look at Ty's face. He can't believe it!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09The answer was C.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- This was for filling doughnuts. - Filling doughnuts!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14HE CACKLES
0:12:14 > 0:12:17What that means, of course, is that we have a three-way tie,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20and that means fingers on your buzzers.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Here we go. Beginning with the letter V,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25which queen, famous for wearing black clothes...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Ty?- Victoria.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Is the right answer. Well done, Ty.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33You have just won yourself a second Year Sphere.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- He's quick off the mark! - OK. Ty, as the quiz winner,
0:12:36 > 0:12:40you're also through to play the Victorian Game.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But will it be just you, or will the others all play too?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's a single-player brainy game!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Ty, get yourself down that Time Sewer. Go on, fella!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56HE YELLS
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Not everyone in Victorian times had a sensible name
0:13:01 > 0:13:05like Queen Victoria. Oh, no. In fact, some had very silly names -
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- for instance, Princess Cheese. - RATTUS LAUGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:11That was a real Victorian name. She wasn't a real princess.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I think I'd remember if we'd had a Queen Cheese.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16HE LAUGHS
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- It's time to play the... - 'Name Shame Game!'
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Seven Victorian names, but two are totally made up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Your challenge, to work out which five are real.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Choose five names and move them to the "real" board,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33then touch the Princess Cheese to find out how many you've got right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Keep trying new combinations until you've got all five,
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- and your time starts now! - HORN BLARES
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Ty is off. So, we're looking for real Victorian names.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46He's gone for Scary Looker.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, Minty Badger. Minty Badger getting a run-out.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- That's good news. - You're not wrong, Dave!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55And there it is. That's Farting Clack. Farting Clack.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I don't know about Farting Clack or Minty Badger, Dave,
0:13:58 > 0:14:02but I did once live on a riverbank near a farting badger.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Too much information there, Rattus.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Artemis Bumwhistle there.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And the final one, Susan Semolina-Thrower.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Well, he's got one wrong.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19John Idiot going in there, off the subs bench.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- 'You have all five right!' - He has done it!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26He has won that game in extraordinary time.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Princess Cheese only got two hammerings.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33RATTUS LAUGHS
0:14:33 > 0:14:37He was right - Artemis Bumwhistle and Stupid Cupid were made up,
0:14:37 > 0:14:41but the others, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- John Idiot was a real Victorian? - Yes, he was, Rattus.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Do you think he had a descendant - Dave Idiot?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51HE CACKLES THEY LAUGH
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Just asking. Just asking.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Ty, tell us exactly how you managed to do that game.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I just knew all of them apart from that one.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Well, you were incredibly quick. Right! Over to the Gory Grid
0:15:04 > 0:15:06to find out who's up next.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And here are your four Egyptian topics.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21And Ty, it's your turn to lead us off.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Toothpaste!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Toothpaste.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Here's what I want to know.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32A, crushed bat,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34B, liquefied snail,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37or C, chopped mouse.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Let's see your answers now, please.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42So, you've all gone for C.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well, I can tell you, the answer is...
0:15:45 > 0:15:48C! We used chopped-up mouse.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51You should not use mice to clean your teeth.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55They're disgusting little things, with their little tails
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- and their strange little whiskers. - Have you looked in a mirror lately?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04So, that's a point each there. Well done.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Joanne, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Er, Mummies.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- That is a prop question. - I like the prop questions.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Hello! A mummy's hand. Hello, everyone.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Lovely. Mummification was very popular in ancient Egypt,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21and so many mummies were dug up in the Victorian era
0:16:21 > 0:16:23they became used for all sorts of things.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26But which of these was not one of them?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Was it A, making newspaper,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31B, scaring birds away from fields,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33or C, repairing cracked walls?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Ah! So Ty and Joanne with A,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40James a B. The answer is...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43B, James! The mummy's going to give you a point.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Mummies were not used for scaring birds away from fields,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50but they were mulched and used as newspaper,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53as well as filler for walls. Excellent. James,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- your turn to pick. - I'm going to pick Festivals.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Festivals.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02What did we pharaohs have to wear during the Heb Sed festival -
0:17:02 > 0:17:04A, a pineapple on our head,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07B, a wolf's tail on our backside,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10or C, a monkey on our shoulder?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Three Cs. All in complete agreement. Let's see if they're all right.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19The answer is B, a wolf's tail on our backside.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Let me tell you, I wasn't very happy about it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Nor was the wolf, for that matter. - I'm not surprised.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27So you all got that one wrong,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30which means, as we come to the last question in the round,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33James is in the lead. So James, if you get this right,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- you've won your first Year Sphere. - Yes!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37The remaining category is Ramesses IV.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42When archaeologists found the mummy of Ramesses IV,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44what was unusual about it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Was it A, he was actually a woman,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49B, he had seven fingers on one hand,
0:17:49 > 0:17:53or C, his eyes had been replaced with onions?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57You've all gone for C.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Let's hear if you're right.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02The answer is C. His eyes had been replaced with onions.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Onions! Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Onions were, of course, valuable, and sometimes the eyes were replaced
0:18:10 > 0:18:14with valuable things. So, James, you have won yourself
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- your first Year Sphere!- Yeah!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Pick away. - They're shiny, they're round,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23they come from under the ground. Year Spheres!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Year Spheres!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- No reason. Just felt like it. - Lovely, Rattus.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32So, James, you're through to play the Egyptian Game.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Will it be just you, or will everybody else be coming along?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It's time to find out.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It's an All Play brainy game!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's off down the Time Sewer with all of you!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- There goes Ty.- Urgh!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- There goes James. - HE COUGHS
0:18:51 > 0:18:53And there goes Joanne.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Now, Egyptian pharaohs liked to be buried in style,
0:18:56 > 0:18:59and what could be more stylish than a pyramid?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01It's time to play...
0:19:03 > 0:19:07It took about two million heavy blocks to build a pyramid,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09and you've just got nine light ones.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Your challenge, to work out which block goes where.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17To help you, we've put one block in place. First of you to finish
0:19:17 > 0:19:20wins the Year Sphere. So, ready, steady...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Get building! And they're off.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27They've got to build a pyramid. Sounds easy, doesn't it, Rattus?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Rattus? Rattus!- Well, yes. The puzzle did come with instructions.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Unfortunately they were all in hieroglyphics.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37That's not going to be an awful lot of use here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40So, the first pieces now beginning to go into place.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42And it's a big piece.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, Joanne also going in for a big piece.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47James has started with a slightly smaller piece.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Isn't it interesting to see the different tactics?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I'm not so sure it's tactics. It's blind, wild guessing.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Well, yes, that's the unkind way of looking at it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I like to think they're using their tactical nous here.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Joanne really weighing this up.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Look at James. He's doing extremely well here.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08What an excellent start from James! Ty is all over the place.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Let's be fair. With the best will in the world,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13you're not going to make a pyramid like that.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17James has got that upside down at the moment.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Let's hope he turns it round. Yes, of course he has.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Ty looks as if he's doing well. I don't think he is.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Whereas Joanne is doing very, very nicely.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31She has the whole ground floor in place, as it were,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34and she's beginning to start on the first floor.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41There's the first piece. James is not too far behind,
0:20:41 > 0:20:45assuming the pieces he's already got down are right. I'm not sure,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48to be honest. And they need to realise that each piece
0:20:48 > 0:20:52will only fit on one specific place. That's the whole point.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Yes, one of those pieces is quite clearly wrong.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58That's not sitting squarely on the plinth at all,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01and I don't know what Ty's building, but it's definitely not a pyramid.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Joanne is getting very close to completing this pyramid, I think.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08It's taking shape very, very nicely indeed.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13That's another level completed. Three more pieces to go for Joanne.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16That's another piece in place. There's a huge crack in her pyramid,
0:21:16 > 0:21:20but we won't hold that against her. Here comes the top piece!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- She's about to take a sphere! - Come on! One more!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- That's the one!- Joanne!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Joanne wins hands-down! - And her hands go up in triumph.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31What a superb pyramid that is,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34even though it has got a massive crack in it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Well done, Joanne. Collect your Year Sphere.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41So, a quick look at the scores at this stage
0:21:41 > 0:21:44means that Ty has three Year Spheres, Joanne has two,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47and James has one, so everybody's in the game. That's fantastic.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Time now for the final round,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and it's over to the Gory Grid one last time
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- to find out who we've got. - It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58No Quirky Quiz in our final round.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01It's straight to a big all-play Tudor endgame,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03and it is a silly one.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Everybody, get back down that Time Sewer.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Oh, not again! - I know. I'm sorry, Joanne.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12This'll be the last time, I promise.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14THEY GROAN
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- Now, it's no secret that Henry VIII liked his food.- Oh, yes.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22It's true. I can't deny it.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Ho-ho-ho! Look at that! - HIS TUMMY GURGLES
0:22:25 > 0:22:27You see? And now he wants feeding.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's time to play...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Sounds easy! It would be, if you weren't attached to a bungee cord.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:22:41 > 0:22:44in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Three, two, one...
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's pie time! So here we go, then,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52with Who Ate All The Pies, and the answer will be Henry VIII,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55because there are three of him, with their mouths wide open
0:22:55 > 0:22:58while our plucky gamers try to run up the lane
0:22:58 > 0:23:02on their bungee cords and hurl pies into his open mouth.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05There's our pie man. This is his fourth appearance this season.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07He's terrific. We're very lucky to get him.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11So, no pies have found their mark yet. There's Ty.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15He's already beginning to tire. That one just misses to the right.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Catches on the chin. One on the nose.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20This is very exciting, but not many pies finding their mark.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24That's right, Dave. Not many at all. We've got three Henrys there,
0:23:24 > 0:23:28all with their mouths wide open, but not one single pie has gone through
0:23:28 > 0:23:33- as far as I can see.- Some varying techniques being employed,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Ty going with the underarm hoick,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39and some of the others going with the classical Frisbee delivery.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- There's a perfect example.- Henry's diet is more unhealthy than mine,
0:23:43 > 0:23:47and that's saying something, I can tell you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51There's one gone in! Yes, Joanne has fed Henry his first pie.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57They're not really getting many in.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59They're not, and they're beginning to tire.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It's a very difficult game. I tried playing it earlier on,
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- and failed miserably. - As, I'm afraid, are our contestants,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09at the moment. James scores! Joanne's got another!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12THEY BOTH SHOUT EXCITEDLY
0:24:12 > 0:24:15After a long period of nothing happening,
0:24:15 > 0:24:19James and Joanne scored... Oh, and Joanne's scored again!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21This is tremendous of Joanne.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24But, oh, dear, me, Ty's fallen over there,
0:24:24 > 0:24:27that bungee cord recoiling and whipping him back.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33James, though... Look at that concentration.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Lovely shot. Caught him right in the eye.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38And I think Joanne landed another one there!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41She's way out in front now. She's surely not going to be caught.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- 'Time's up!'- The game is over.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49The pie man stands with two pies that'll never be flung in anger,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52and Joanne is our winner!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Back you come, gory gamers.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Joanne, please pick yourself another Year Sphere.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07So, now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Remember, AD years are added to your total,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13and BC years subtracted from it,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16so the fact that you've only got one, James,
0:25:16 > 0:25:19does not mean that you're out of the running.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Joanne, if you could open your Year Spheres first.
0:25:23 > 0:25:261658 AD!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28The death of Oliver Cromwell.
0:25:29 > 0:25:331918 AD! The end of the First World War.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38And the last one - 1875 AD,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41law bans child chimney sweeps.
0:25:41 > 0:25:47But you have got an impressive 5,451 points.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- RATTUS LAUGHS - Wow! James,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52this is going to be difficult with one sphere,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55but let's see what you've got in there.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Oh, it's 2560 BC!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03The Great Pyramid at Giza was finished that year,
0:26:03 > 0:26:06and unfortunately so are your chances of winning today.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11But history is horrible! Ty, you've got 5,451 to beat.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Let's see what you've got in your spheres.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19867 AD. The Viking army was captured in York.
0:26:21 > 0:26:251603 AD. The death of Queen Elizabeth I.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29This is the all-important one. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:29 > 0:26:321801 AD!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Ireland joins Great Britain and the Union Jack is created.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41That gives you a total of 4,271,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44which means that today's winner, with 5,451 points,
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- is Joanne!- Yay!- Yay!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49She goes home with our star prize -
0:26:49 > 0:26:53bits of old historical tat picked out of the Time Sewer
0:26:53 > 0:26:57by my flea-ridden friend here. So, what's the big prize, then?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Well, you've probably heard of the expression "winning by a nose".
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Well, Joanne, you've just won...a nose!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Thanks.- Yes, a Saxon nose.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Saxons had a system called weregild, which meant, if you injured someone,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14chopped off their nose, for instance, you had to pay for the damage!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Not me - I just found it.- Obviously.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Congratulations, Joanne!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- Joanne... - HE SIGHS
0:27:20 > 0:27:24..you've done so well, and you've ended up with a human nose.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- Er...- I do apologise. But at least you get to tickle his nasal hair,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30if you so desire.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Joanne,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37and also to our gallant runners-up, James and Ty.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39And to say no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Ah, come on. You're missing me already.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye!
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0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?
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0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Or have we left you still wanting more?
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# Well, keep watching
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