Episode 11

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# With Horrible Histories: Gory Games

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Horrible Histories: Gory...Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29and my able assistant...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Right, where is he?

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Oh, oh, oh, sorry I'm late, Dave. I had to take a bit of a detour.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38A crowd of autograph hunters was waiting for me.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Are you sure they weren't from the BBC's pest control?- Oh!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- You might be right. - I think I might be.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46This is the show where you get to test your knowledge

0:00:46 > 0:00:49of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions

0:00:49 > 0:00:51and gloriously gory games. Let's crack on

0:00:51 > 0:00:53and meet our Horrible Historians.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm Lucy.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Hi, my name's Matty.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hi, I'm Rhyanna.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Welcome, one and all.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02For our little warm-up today I thought we could play...

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- No, no, I think we've all had enough of your stupid warm-up games.- Eh?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Yep. Today we start with an entirely unsuitable game of my choosing.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- But...- Yep, it's the classic Victorian game of ratting

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- where you get a vicious dog and see how many rats you can kill.- Eh?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yep, let's get on with it. Bruiser, here, boy!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Come on, Bruiser. Come on, Bruiser. - Oh, no! Not on my watch!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Come on, Bruiser. Come on, Bruiser.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29HE LAUGHS

0:01:29 > 0:01:32There he is. Do a jump, do a jump.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ho-ho!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37That is not in any way funny.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I beg to differ. I think it's very funny.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Right, Lucy, Matty and Rhyanna, you are playing to win year spheres.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Each year sphere contains a historical date.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49At the end of the show, your year sphere dates will be added up,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53with AD dates added to your total and BC dates being subtracted from it.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57So if these were your year spheres, your total would be, Rattus?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Hm? Er, more than some but less than lots?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03735.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Like I said.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

0:02:09 > 0:02:12will win a fantastic prize, as selected by yours truly.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15So, as you can imagine, not fantastic at all.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Right, let's get cracking.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Who's this round about? Over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's the Gorgeous Georgians.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Four questions on Gorgeous Georgians coming up.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29The person who gets the most right wins the first year sphere.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32And your four Georgian topics are...

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Lucy, you get to go first in this round.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- What topic would you like to choose? - Cheese.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Cheese. That is a prop question.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Oh! Ho-ho. Delish!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48True or false?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Georgians used to eat Stilton cheese teeming with mites and maggots,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55and used a special spoon to eat the mites and maggots as well.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers now, please.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Look at that. Everybody's going for true.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I can tell you that it is true. Congratulations.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Dave.- What?- Can I have the maggots? - Help yourself.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12There we go, a point apiece. Excellent start.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Matty, it's your turn to choose a topic.- Dentist.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Dentist.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18True or false?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Dentists would sometimes replace rotten adults' teeth

0:03:21 > 0:03:23with healthy teeth pulled out of a child's mouth.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27There we go. Complete agreement once again, everyone going for true.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Are they all right or are they all wrong?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's true. See if you can spot my one.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34It's good, isn't it?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38It's lovely. Excellent, well, a superb start, 100% so far.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Rhyanna, your turn to choose a topic. - Posh people, please.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Posh people.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45OK, here we go. Good luck.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57And everyone in total agreement once again.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Let's see if they're right.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01OK, in fact it's...

0:04:01 > 0:04:02false.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05The lady was allowed to go to the toilet,

0:04:05 > 0:04:09but she had to ask permission from the King, then wee into a jug

0:04:09 > 0:04:14held between her knees that was hidden under her dress.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Ha-ha-ha! That is 100% accu-rat.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I just hope the lady was!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22HE LAUGHS

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Oh, get on... Get on with the show. I'm going to laugh myself silly.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Try and hold it in.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well done. No-one got that one right. Bad luck.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33There's only one question left in this round.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36It's neck and neck. Your final question is on Lord Wellington.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38True or false?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Lord Wellington encouraged all his officers to use umbrellas

0:04:41 > 0:04:44on the battlefield to protect themselves from the rain.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Look at this, everybody agreeing once again.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Everybody's gone for false. What's the answer?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's false. Wellington banned umbrellas. He didn't want officers

0:04:54 > 0:04:58to make themselves ridiculous in the eyes of the enemy.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I imagine Wellington was happy for them to wear Wellington boots,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03seeing as they're named after him, eh? Ha!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07So, at the end of that round, it's a three-way tie,

0:05:07 > 0:05:10which means fingers on buzzers.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Beginning with the letter S,

0:05:12 > 0:05:15the Georgian snack consisting of a piece of meat held between

0:05:15 > 0:05:18two pieces of bread was named after the fourth Earl of what?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Matty?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Sandwich?- Sandwich is the correct answer. Well done, Matty.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26You have won the quiz. Choose your year sphere from our trolley wally.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ugh! Push, push, push, push, push.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I hate this trolley before anyone's won one. It's so heavy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Matty, come and choose your year sphere, any one you like.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Be warned. One sphere could contain a Stone Age date

0:05:39 > 0:05:41worth a few million minus points.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Push, push, push, push, push, bye!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48So winning the quiz means that Matty is automatically through to play

0:05:48 > 0:05:52the Georgian Game, but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Let's find out.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's a Single Play Silly Game so that means, Matty,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03it's off down the time sewer on your own.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Urgh, disgusting.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07It is disgusting, I'm afraid.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Picture the scene. It's 21st October 1805

0:06:12 > 0:06:15and the greatest naval hero in British history, Lord Admiral Nelson,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17is leading the Royal Navy against

0:06:17 > 0:06:20the combined powers of the French and Spanish Navy.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's time to play:

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You are a British Navy gunner.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Your mission - to load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot

0:06:32 > 0:06:34and lose a point for every British ship you hit.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Score six points in the time limit to win your year sphere

0:06:37 > 0:06:39and battle begins now.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43So here goes Matty, then, on the Battle Of Trafalgar.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Let's hope he doesn't get seasick, Rattus,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48because that platform wobbles about

0:06:48 > 0:06:50to simulate a ship's movement at sea.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Well, he's made a very good start.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55He's already taken out one of the enemy ships.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58He needs six, of course, to win himself the year sphere.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00That's right, Dave.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01And there's another one.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04He's very good at this. He may have done this before.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Two in a row. Amazing.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Look at that loading technique.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09And there's a third!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12A third Spanish galleon bites the dust

0:07:12 > 0:07:15or whatever the sea equivalent of dust is.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Plankton? Bites the plankton.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20He's winged that one as well!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Here comes the seagull, Rattus. What do you think about that?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24I love the seagull, Dave.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28He's a very nice seagull. Let's hope he doesn't get horribly destroyed.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31He's missed the seagull and all the ships with that one.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35So, having made a very good start, he's gone slightly off the boil.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Possibly something to do with the smoke of battle.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- 30 seconds remaining. - Oh, another one!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I think he's only got one more to get.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I think he only needs one more to win this challenge

0:07:45 > 0:07:48and he's already there. He's loaded up again.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Is this going to be the shot that wins it? It is!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah! He's done it!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Matty wins the Battle Of Trafalgar all on his own.- Remarkable.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Welcome back, Matty. Help yourself to another year sphere. Excellent.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Is that a good one? Is that a bad one? We just don't know.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07So, Matty, have you ever shot at an enemy ship before?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- You seem to be quite good at it.- No.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12You've never actually fired on an enemy vessel yourself?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Yet.- Yet? Yeah, yet.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17There could be a career there for you. It was a superb effort.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's time for round two.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22To find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Four questions again.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Here are your all-important Middle Ages topics:

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Matty, it's your turn to pick first this time. What do you fancy?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Execution.- Execution.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43What happened at the execution of the Earl of Lancaster in 1322?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45(A) There was an earthquake.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48(B) There was a snowball fight.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51(C) The executioner forgot to bring his axe.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Let's see those answers.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58They have agreed again. This is almost like they're psychic!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Everyone's gone for (C). Let's see what the answer is.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02The answer is (B).

0:09:02 > 0:09:06At the earl's execution, there was a snowball fight.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09So not a psychic thing, then! They all got it wrong.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Ha-ha! - So no points to be awarded there.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Rhyanna, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Weird.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Weird.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20What was unusual about Charles VI of France?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Did he think he was (A) a horse,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25(B) made of glass, or

0:09:25 > 0:09:27(C) an alien?

0:09:28 > 0:09:32And they have disagreed for the first time today.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Lucy and Matty still agree.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37They've gone with (A). Rhyanna has struck out on her own with (B).

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Let's see who's right.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40The answer is (B).

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Poor Charles thought he was made of glass.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45He must have been shattered. Ha-ha!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's like a play on words, Dave!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Sounds like she's stolen your joke book.- Huh.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Rhyanna, well done. Striding out on your own has helped.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55You've picked up a point.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Lucy, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Monks.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Monks.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Roger Bacon was a Middle Ages monk who liked to experiment with what?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Lucy and Matty still yet to disagree on anything,

0:10:12 > 0:10:15both gone for C. Rhyanna on her own with A.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18The answer is (A), gunpowder.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21The Chinese invented it, but Brother Bacon improved it

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and made it popular in Europe.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27The Church didn't approve and he was thrown into prison for ten years.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Naughty monk-y. Ha!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah. So, Rhyanna, ever since you split from Matty and Lucy,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36you've started doing very well.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Two points, superb! And there's only one question left in this round,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42so you can't be caught, so we're not going to ask it.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Well done. You've won a year sphere. - Yay!- Go and get it.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Rhyanna, as quiz winner you're also through to play the Middle Ages Game,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Let's find out.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's an All Play Gory Game,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05so that means it's off down the time sewer with the lot of you.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Lead the way, Rhyanna.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09HE COUGHS

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I don't think they like it in there.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20William the Conqueror certainly liked a bit of gore,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22so he probably would have enjoyed his own funeral.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25His servants stole all his jewels,

0:11:25 > 0:11:28his body was so bloated it exploded and the church caught fire.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's time to play:

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You are William's servants and your challenge is

0:11:33 > 0:11:36to take his treasure and put it in your chest.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own colour.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Whoever collects the most pieces wins the year sphere.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Oh, half way through, William's stomach is going to explode.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh, I never tire of this game.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51And be quick cos the church is going to burn down too.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Time starts now.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54HORN SOUNDS

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58The contestants leap into action...

0:12:00 > 0:12:02..quite slowly.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05There we go. Oh, there we go. There's the first bit of treasure.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Matty stealing a little goblet. And Rhyanna, look.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12She's got a goblet as well. Well played, Rhyanna, two goblets.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15William the Conqueror won't really miss them much, though.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ooh, a matching pair there.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Dave, I have to say, I hope at my funeral no-one steals my treasures.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23There's little risk of that, Rattus,

0:12:23 > 0:12:26given that all your treasures are maggot-infested carcases.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I don't know why you're looking at me like that, it's definitely the case.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31There's two more goblets going in there.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33One for Rhyanna, one for Lucy.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37They've just stolen goblets so far. What's Matty got here?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's another goblet and is that another one? Was it Rhyanna?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Seven goblets! Are they going to steal anything else, I wonder?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45We see Lucy working away on the crown there,

0:12:45 > 0:12:48which has to be the most valuable bit of treasure,

0:12:48 > 0:12:50but she wins no extra points for that.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54They're all taking a very long time and they're chatting, Rattus.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'm not sure that's the right way to play.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00You need to be concentrating, thinking about what you're doing,

0:13:00 > 0:13:01not having a chinwag.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Oh, whoa!

0:13:03 > 0:13:07That's woken them up! William the Conqueror's stomach's exploded

0:13:07 > 0:13:10and it's covered them all in its unspeakable contents.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13You have to say, it's not sped them up any.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15These are the slowest thieves I've ever seen.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19They're going, "Ooh, I want this. I might steal it...eventually."

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- That's disgusting! - Come on, pull it off.

0:13:22 > 0:13:2330 seconds remaining.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Oh, a plate at last. Well, have a good look at it, Rhyanna, first!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30There it goes, it's in. And the church is now on fire,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32so they're going to have to get out of there.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35They're going to have to get out of there,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38and get out of there quicker than they've done their stealing

0:13:38 > 0:13:42because this has been some very, very slow theft.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45If anything, Rattus, they're getting slower.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48They're slowing down as the end approaches.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51This is extraordinary! I've never seen anything like it.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54And there's the hooter. The game is over.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Look at that. It's a three-way tie.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Back behind your podiums, please.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Everybody got four bits of treasure.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06You agree on everything

0:14:06 > 0:14:09and now you're scoring exactly the same points as each other.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12What it does mean is that you get a year sphere each.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Lucy, if you'd like to help yourself first.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Matty, you go and grab one as well.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21And Rhyanna also.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28It's raining year spheres here today. Extraordinary.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Did you know? When William besieged Alencon in 1048,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33the townsfolk mocked him as the son of a leather tanner,

0:14:33 > 0:14:36so he took 34 prisoners, chopped off their hands and feet

0:14:36 > 0:14:38and threw the severed limbs over the walls.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41What's rude about calling someone the son of a leather tanner?

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Well, leather tanners used to make leather by dipping it in poo

0:14:45 > 0:14:48and it's an insult because they used to spend so much time in poo.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52What's so rude about calling someone the son of a leather tanner?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Over his head.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Over to the Gory Grid now. What's up next?

0:14:56 > 0:15:00It's the Frightful First World War.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Four questions as always. Here are your four First World War topics...

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Rhyanna, it's your turn to lead us off this time. What's it going to be?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Water.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Water. That is a prop question. - Ooh, ooh, good, cos I'm thirsty.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Go on then, Rattus.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- All right, that's enough.- Thank you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- You've got a little bit on your nose there.- Thank you.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29There we go. True or false?

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Water was sometimes in short supply in the trenches so soldiers resorted

0:15:33 > 0:15:38to drinking water collected in shell holes or holes made by bombs.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Let's see those answers now, please.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44They're all agreeing with each other again.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I can tell you that you are all absolutely right. It's true.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51And the grimy water was a common cause of diarrhoea.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, oh...

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Gangway!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Thank heavens he left.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Excellent.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well, that's a point each. Bang, bang, three points.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Lucy, your turn to pick a topic.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Frostbite, please.- Frostbite.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08True or false?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11A recommended World War One cure for frostbite

0:16:11 > 0:16:15was to rub the frostbitten area with freezing snow.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19And they're totally agreeing with each other again.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21This is very excellent. Let's hear the answer.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25It's true. Although, in my experience,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28rubbing the frozen bit with freezing snow didn't help much.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Well, that's probably because it does make it worse.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Rattus, better?- Er...

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Matty, your turn to pick a topic. - Planes.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Planes. That is a question from Rattus-Rattus.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40I thank you.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42True or false?

0:16:42 > 0:16:47A fight between two planes was called a catfight.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51A little bit of disagreement this time.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Matty and Rhyanna are going for false. Lucy has gone for true.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Rattus, what's the answer?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58It's false.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00It was a dogfight. Ha!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Actually, I'm all in favour of catfights and dogfights.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Gives them less time to rat-fight.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I can understand that.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11OK, on to the final question of this round. It's about goldfish.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13True or false?

0:17:13 > 0:17:18Goldfish were banned from battle areas because water was precious.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Everybody back in total agreement once again.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Everybody's gone for true. Let's hear what the answer is.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's false. Goldfish were very useful.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33After a gas attack, we rinsed out our gas masks with water

0:17:33 > 0:17:35and popped in a goldfish.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37If it died, the gas mask was still poisonous

0:17:37 > 0:17:39and needed to be washed again.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43This meant you lived to see another day, er, unlike the goldfish.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46So, that's the end of the round and, Lucy, unfortunately,

0:17:46 > 0:17:49you're history for now on this round. Matty and Rhyanna,

0:17:49 > 0:17:52it's time to put your fingers on your buzzers

0:17:52 > 0:17:54because we're in another tie-break situation.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Beginning with the letter T,

0:17:56 > 0:18:00what heavily armoured vehicle was first used in World War One?

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Matty?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Tank.- Tank is absolutely right. Well done, Matty,

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Help yourself to another year sphere.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Matty has four, Rhyanna has two, Lucy has one,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13but because there's lots of BC years in those spheres,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16it's quite possible that Lucy's in the lead.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20So, Matty, you're through to play the World War One game

0:18:20 > 0:18:23but is it just you or will everyone else play, too? Let's find out.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's a Single Player Brainy Game, so get your thinking cap on

0:18:30 > 0:18:32and get down that time sewer.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Eugh!- And he was gone.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39It's time to play:

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Your challenge is to work out which five of these kit items

0:18:45 > 0:18:47soldiers in the trenches would have had,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49and which two they would not have had.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Choose five, move them to the kit board,

0:18:51 > 0:18:55then touch the stinky army boot to find out how many you've got right.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Be warned, soldiers used to soften their boots with wee.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Keep trying new combinations until you've got all five

0:19:01 > 0:19:05but be quick, you're against the clock. Your time starts now.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08So here goes Matty, then, with crucial kit

0:19:08 > 0:19:10and first off he's gone for newspapers.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Absolutely crucial. You have to know what's happening in the world.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17There's the second one going up there, a gas mask.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19I think we can safely assume he's right with that.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22In goes shovel as his third choice.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25He seems very confident. I think he seems to know what he's doing here.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29He certainly does. Matty is certainly a quiet young man.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32A God-fearing man. He's put a Bible up there as well.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34There goes sleeping bag as his fifth choice.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36He touches the old smelly boot.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37You have four right.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39He's got four right.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41The sleeping bag's come off.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45The chocolate's going straight back on and I think he's done it, Rattus.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46You have all five right.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- He's done it.- Done it with chocolate.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah, First World War, fifth year sphere.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Matty, here he comes again. Grab another year sphere.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Well done. You're quite right, sunglasses were expensive,

0:20:00 > 0:20:03so ordinary soldiers wouldn't have had them

0:20:03 > 0:20:06and only officers had sleeping bags. So there we are.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09That is what we call a full house.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12You now have no more room left on your podium,

0:20:12 > 0:20:15so we could be in a bit of trouble in a minute.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Time for the final round. Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21It's the Rotten Romans.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24No quirky quiz in our final round.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27It's straight to our big All Play Roman End Game.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Everybody, get down that time sewer.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35See ya.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Bye.- Eugh.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44Emperor Vitellius was famous for eating like an absolute pig,

0:20:44 > 0:20:47the kind of pig that even other pigs think eats too much.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Ooh, made a noise like a pig. You're very funny. Hee-hee.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's time to play:

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Horrible Historians, your challenge is to collect

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Emperor Vitellius' favourite pheasant brain and flamingo tongue pies,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07along with fish and grapes, and fling them into his mouth.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10The person who gets the most pies or fish or grapes

0:21:10 > 0:21:13into Vitellius' gob within the time limit wins the year sphere.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17But be warned, half way through, a servant is going to spill

0:21:17 > 0:21:20a cauldron of garum sauce made out of rotten fish guts.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh, scrummy!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25So things will get mighty slippy out there.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Ready, steady, fling those pies.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31And off they go to fling their pies, fish and grapes

0:21:31 > 0:21:33into Vitellius' open gob.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37It's an excellent start from Lucy and Matty, already scoring,

0:21:37 > 0:21:38and Matty gets a second point.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41A rip-roaring start from Matty.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Rhyanna on the scoreboard as well.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Some grapes entering the mouth there from both of them.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49From all of them.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Oh, they're scoring nicely here, very nicely indeed.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Rhyanna's got a great smile on her face.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56She's clearly enjoying herself out there.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59And Matty hurls that fish in and takes a two-point lead,

0:21:59 > 0:22:02opening up a nice little gap. Could be useful later on.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That was a rather haphazard fling, that fish.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07End over end, disappointingly short.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11It's very tight at the top, though, very tight indeed.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13They're moving up and down their lanes very easily.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Once the garum sauce has been dropped on them,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18they won't move like that.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19I think it will change.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21It will become a damp game.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I'll tell you who hates the garum sauce.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Keithus Maximus there at the end.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29He hates it because, at the end of the game, he has to clear it up.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33He didn't join the Roman Catering Supervision Corps to clear that up.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36There he is. He's an excellent catering supervisor.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Been working for Vitellius for five years now.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42He says he wants to travel in the future.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, he may not get the chance if this carries on.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, there's the garum sauce!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, dear me! It's landed right on top of Matty.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Let's hope he hasn't drowned because that was...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- There goes Rhyanna! - Rhyanna's over.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59And we thought this might happen. As soon as the lane gets soaking wet,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01it's very difficult to stand up.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Poor old Matty may not stand up again throughout the whole of this game.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08He may not actually get back to his feet.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10And Keithus Maximus is powerless.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13All he can do is look on and possibly throw in

0:23:13 > 0:23:17a life ring if it gets terrible. Matty literally can't stand up.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Rhyanna's the same and there's Lucy.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Will she make it up the whole length of the lane whilst the garum sauce...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I've never seen this before. She's going to make it!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29She gets another shot in. Extraordinary.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31It didn't go in but an excellent effort

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- to get up the lane. Matty won't be troubling us again.- Time's up.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Matty and Lucy have a year sphere each

0:23:37 > 0:23:40and Keithus Maximus is going to be here till midnight.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Back behind your podiums.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I'm glad to see you've tidied yourselves up a little bit.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48That's good, excellent. Well, that went well.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- How did you feel that went, Rhyanna? - My poor hair.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Your poor hair. It's only rotten fish guts.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Only?!- It's good. It's moisturising.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- For you, maybe. - For Rattus it is, yes.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Lucy, how did you find it out there? - Slippy.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Slippy once the guts had fallen, but before that it was all right.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07- Yeah.- Very good.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Matty, how did you find it? You spent quite a lot of time on the ground

0:24:10 > 0:24:13after the garum sauce had dropped down.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- You didn't really stand up very much after that.- No.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19OK, Lucy and Matty, you've scored six each so you both win a year sphere.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Lucy, if you'd like to help yourself.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Well done.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Matty, pick a year sphere and bring it over to me.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31I will look after it until it's time to open it.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I promise not to look at it.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35There we go, it's sat there.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Let's look at those year spheres.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Lucy, what's in your first one?

0:24:39 > 0:24:421479 BC, I'm afraid.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Egyptian Queen Hatshepsut came to the throne that year.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Oh, it's 2184 BC.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Egyptian King Pepi II died aged 100 that year.

0:24:54 > 0:25:00I'm afraid that means you've ended up with a score of minus 3,663.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Matty, that's what you've got to beat.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Let's have a look at your first one.

0:25:05 > 0:25:1078 AD, Romans conquered Wales that year.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, it's 377 BC.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's bad but it's not disastrous.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18The death of Hippocrates, the father of medicine.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20978 AD.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Ethelred the Unready became King of England that year.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Oh, it's 4000 BC.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Stone Age man started farming in Britain then

0:25:29 > 0:25:33but you could still catch it up, I think.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Let's look at that last one.

0:25:34 > 0:25:361789 AD.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38The French Revolution started.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41And your final year sphere, I shall bring over to you.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44If you could open it and keep it held in your hand.

0:25:44 > 0:25:491845 AD. The Great Potato Famine in Ireland.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52What a range of little numbers you have there.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56You have ended up with a score of plus 313. You are in the lead.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Now, Rhyanna, you can win it here with these two.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02You've only got 313 to beat.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Let's have a look at your first one.

0:26:05 > 0:26:091642 AD. The start of the English Civil War.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It's all on the turn of this last sphere. What have you got there?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's 1 million BC!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Oh!- Oh, no!

0:26:16 > 0:26:21Round about then, Stone Age man first came to Britain.

0:26:21 > 0:26:27So you have ended up with a total of minus 998,358,

0:26:27 > 0:26:33which means that, Matty, with a total of 313 points, you are our winner

0:26:33 > 0:26:36and you will be taking home our star prize,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39which you'll want to display proudly,

0:26:39 > 0:26:42in a locked box under the floorboards in a dark room because

0:26:42 > 0:26:45all of our prizes are plucked from the time sewer

0:26:45 > 0:26:48by my flea-bitten friend here. So what have you got for us, Rattus?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Dave, prepare to be amazed

0:26:51 > 0:26:54because today I have a personal possession of perhaps

0:26:54 > 0:26:58the country's greatest monarch ever to have lived, Queen Victoria.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Really?

0:27:00 > 0:27:05Prepare to marvel at the majesty and gasp at the glory

0:27:05 > 0:27:08of her really massive pants!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Would you look at those bulging bloomers?!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15RATTUS LAUGHS

0:27:15 > 0:27:19She had a 50-inch waist. 50-inch waist, you know!

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Rattus, it is not dignified to laugh at a monarch's underwear.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26They are pretty funny though, aren't they?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Anyway, con-rat-ulations, Matty.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Well done, Matty, there you go.

0:27:30 > 0:27:35- Thank you.- Some massive pants for you there, vaguely from history.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to Matty, to Rhyanna

0:27:39 > 0:27:41and to Lucy, and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Oh, ho-ho! Pleasure as always, Dave.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Was that show messy enough for you?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Have you had your fill of blood, guts and gore?

0:27:56 > 0:27:59# Or have we left you still wanting more?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Well, keep watching

0:28:01 > 0:28:03# We'll be back again

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