0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb
0:00:27 > 0:00:28and my assistant Rattus Rattus.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Who would like to apologise to the people at 32 Wolsey Avenue
0:00:32 > 0:00:35who accidentally locked me in their larder last night.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's just say that some of the raisins on the larder floor
0:00:38 > 0:00:40aren't raisins.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:43 > 0:00:46of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions and gory games,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48so let's meet out horrible historians.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50How's it going? I'm Lloyd.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hermione.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- And I'm Sam.- Hey, Sam.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55- Dave!- What?- Dave!- What?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58For our warm up today, I thought we could play a little Roman game
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I like to call What Happens Next.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Now, if Roman priests wanted to know what happens next,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07they turned to Haruspicy, an ancient religious practice
0:01:07 > 0:01:11in which they predict the future by inspecting animal entrails.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15So, three plates of chicken guts, all you three have to do....
0:01:15 > 0:01:16No, no, no, no, no...
0:01:16 > 0:01:20No-one is reading the future in chicken entrails, not on my show.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23If no one's going to read them, can I eat them?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I predict they will taste disgusting.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Right - Lloyd, Hermione and Sam, you're playing to win year spheres.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Each year sphere contains a historical date
0:01:34 > 0:01:36and at the end of the show, your dates will be added up
0:01:36 > 0:01:39with AD dates being added to your total
0:01:39 > 0:01:42and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45So, for example, if these were your year spheres,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48your total would be, Rattus? Any point asking you?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Well, actually, I found this book on basic mathematics.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Oh, right, so the answer is?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54No idea. I haven't read it yet.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56735.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And at the end of the show, the person with the highest year score
0:01:59 > 0:02:01will win a fantastic historical prize,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04something I picked out myself from the time sewer.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05I shudder to think.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Right, let's get cracking.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And to find out who this round's about, it's over to the gory grid.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13It's the gorgeous Georgians.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15So your four Georgian topics are...
0:02:19 > 0:02:22So, Lloyd, it's your turn to pick first in this round.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Crime.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Crime it is.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Thief taker General, Jonathan Wild, was in charge of stopping crime
0:02:27 > 0:02:30in Georgian London, but what was odd about this?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33A, he was the biggest criminal in London.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35B, he was actually dead.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Or C, he was only two years old.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41OK. Well, Hermione and Sam agreeing on A,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Lloyd going for B. Let's hear what the answer is.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48The answer is A. He was the biggest criminal in London.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49He would organise a robbery
0:02:49 > 0:02:51and then charge people money to get their stolen goods back.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Right, you couldn't make it up.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Well, you could but it wouldn't be as interesting.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Hermione, your turn to pick a topic. - Fashion.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Fashion.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Here we go. Good luck.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Lloyd's gone for A,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hermione and Sam have agreed again on B.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Let's hear what the answer is.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I can tell you the answer is...
0:03:23 > 0:03:25B, mouse skin.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Lloyd, you are a sick and twisted individual, I must say.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Rat skin, indeed.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32So two points each for Hermione and Sam.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Still plenty of time to catch up, Lloyd. Nothing to worry about.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm going to pick inventions.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Inventions.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Georgian John Joseph Merlin injured himself with his own invention,
0:03:43 > 0:03:45but what was it?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46A, a cannon ball.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49B, a cardboard submarine.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Or C, roller skates.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53The boys agreeing on C,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Hermione out on her own with B.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57The answer is C, roller skates.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59They had no brakes and he smashed into a mirror
0:03:59 > 0:04:02showing them off at a posh party. Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05On the bright side, he would have won 250 quid from You've Been Framed.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'm just being silly. Right, one question left in this round.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Sam, if you were to get this one right,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14you would win the first year sphere.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16The question remaining is on sport
0:04:16 > 0:04:18and that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, yes, it is. I can see the card, I can see the card.
0:04:21 > 0:04:27Which popular American sport was first played in Georgian England?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Was it A, basketball,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31B, baseball
0:04:31 > 0:04:33or C, American football?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hermione and Lloyd agreeing with B,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Sam going with A.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39What's the answer Rattus?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42B, baseball.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45It was first played in Surrey in the 1700s.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Very, very interesting, Rattus.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, that is the end of the round and an excellent come back
0:04:49 > 0:04:52from you, Lloyd, but unfortunately, you didn't quite get enough.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Hermione and Sam, you are going into the Buzzer Round.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You're history for now, Lloyd. Fingers on buzzers.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Beginning with the letter B,
0:05:00 > 0:05:04which violent sport did former slave Bill Richmond become famous for?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Hermione?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Boxing.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10It is boxing, Hermione. Well done, you've won the first year sphere.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Time to choose it from our trolley wally.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Push, push, push, push, push.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, Hermione! You're already there. Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Help yourself to a year sphere, any one you like.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Yes, let's hope you haven't picked one with a Stone Age date in it,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24cos that could be worth a few million minus points.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Push, push, push, push, push.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28So winning the quiz means that Hermione
0:05:28 > 0:05:31is automatically through to play the Georgian game.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It's an all play silly game!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44So that means get down that time sewer, the lot of you!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Go on, Sam, lead off.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Down you go, Hermione.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50No messing.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And Lloyd. Woh, hoh, hoh.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Wigs were very much the fashion in Georgian times.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57In fact, people were more likely to tease you
0:05:57 > 0:05:59if you weren't wearing a wig.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01But most of them were teaming with bugs.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's time to play...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Loads of fleas and lice will be flinging themselves
0:06:07 > 0:06:08from a giant Georgian wig.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12You have to catch as many bugs in your wig as possible.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15The player who catches the most, wins the year sphere.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Are you ready? Are you steady? Then let the flea frolics begin.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20HORN HOOTS
0:06:20 > 0:06:22There we go then, with the Georgian flea fling.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25And look at that! Hermione has scored one already.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26There is the main wig,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28which I have to tell you
0:06:28 > 0:06:29is not actual size.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30The Georgians were not
0:06:30 > 0:06:32a race of giants.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34She got another one, but Lloyd's got one, too. This is good.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Fleas aren't attracted
0:06:36 > 0:06:37to dirty hair, are they Rattus?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38No, of course they're not.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40They're attracted to clean,
0:06:40 > 0:06:41freshly scrubbed hair.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44And yet, you're riddled with them. Go figure.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Meanwhile, the game continues
0:06:46 > 0:06:48and Lloyd is well in the lead here.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50What an excellent burst he's put on,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52although he's got one obscuring his face.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53He may have scored his last point
0:06:53 > 0:06:56because he surely can't see anything at the moment.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59He's got eight but look at that!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Two right across his face!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03It's a wonder he can see anything at all.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Dave, it really is
0:07:04 > 0:07:05quite literally
0:07:05 > 0:07:06raining fleas and lice here.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Which is vastly preferable
0:07:08 > 0:07:09to cats and dogs,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11in my humble opinion.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Look at that. They're all bumping into each other
0:07:14 > 0:07:16and it's getting very, very close in there.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Sam has come with a good late run here,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21just one point behind Lloyd now.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Just one point in it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Hermione slightly behind, despite that excellent start.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It really is going to be close, this one.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Hermione creeping back into it now.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, right back into it now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh, this is very tight.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35HORN HOOTS
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And just on the hooter, she got that crucial final flea,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40which means that Hermione and Lloyd have tied it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41I've got one in my face.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44There's more than one in your face, fella.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Welcome back, everyone. Back behind your podiums.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Excellent. Well, that was extremely close.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Lloyd, how did you find it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I thought it was going to be quite easy
0:07:52 > 0:07:55but it's actually quite hard, they just come flying at you really fast.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- I'm pretty sure you couldn't see much towards the end.- Not really.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well, you all did extremely well. And Lloyd and Hermione...
0:08:01 > 0:08:05you both get a year sphere. So, Lloyd, if you pick yours first.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Interesting choice.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And Hermione, you pick one as well.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Nobody knows what's in them, so it could be good, could be bad.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14We shall find out later on.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's on to Round Two,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19and to find out what's up next, it's over to the gory grid.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's the measly Middle Ages.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Here are your all important Middle Ages topics.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Hermione, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'll have fashion.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Fashion. That...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37is a prop question.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Oh! Prop question, prop question, prop question.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It is a long pointy shoe.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Long pointy shoes became very fashionable in the Middle Ages
0:08:45 > 0:08:50but they got so long that people started to trip over them.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53So, what did trendy men do about it?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Did they A, attach them
0:08:54 > 0:08:56with chains to their knees,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58B, wear them on their hands
0:08:58 > 0:09:01or C, tie the ends in a knot?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04OK. Hermione's going with C,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06the boys going with A.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08The answer is A.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11They attached them with chains to their knees,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13almost as ridiculous as wearing your trousers so low
0:09:13 > 0:09:15that people can see your pants.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Mm...but not quite. - No, not quite.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Point each for the boys. Sam, your turn to choose a topic.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22The Normans.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24The Normans.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27William the Conqueror wasn't the only Norman to have a nickname.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Which of these characters is not a genuine Norman?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33A, Ralph the Timid.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35B, Alan the Red.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Or C, Norman the Wisdom.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, they've all gone for C.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45The answer is C, Norman the Wisdom.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yes, well done. You weren't fooled by that one at all, were you?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'll go for Henry II.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Henry II.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59King Henry II was a very good king, but he had a terrible temper.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What did he once do when he was angry?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05A, get on the floor and start eating the carpet.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07B, punch the Bishop of London in the face.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Or C, declare war on all children.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Boys agreeing on B,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hermione on her own with C.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17The answer is A.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18He went bright red
0:10:18 > 0:10:21and started chewing the carpet, which was made of straw.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23That's a very good source of fibre.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25If you're a rat.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26It is. No-one scored there.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29So the scores are two points each to Lloyd and Sam,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33one for Hermione, with one question left in this round on El Cid.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35It's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Here you go, hm.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41In 1099, the Spanish fought the Moors from North Africa.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44The Moors were scared of the Spanish General, El Cid.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47But why was this silly?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Was it A, cos he was just a baby,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51B, because he was dead,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55or C, he didn't believe in violence?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59OK, Hermione and Sam going for C,
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Lloyd going for A.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Well, I'm afraid the answer is B.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04He was dead!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07The Spanish strapped his dead body to his horse,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10making the Moors think that El Cid was a zombie
0:11:10 > 0:11:12come back from the dead.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17So, no points scored there, which means at the end of that round,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19we have another tie.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22This time, it's Lloyd and Sam. Hermione, for now, you're history.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Fingers on buzzers, you two.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Beginning with the letter E,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28what part of King Harold's body
0:11:28 > 0:11:31was supposedly struck by an arrow at the Battle of Hastings?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Sam?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Eye.- Eye is correct.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Sam, you've just won yourself a year sphere. Come and collect it now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40So, Sam, as the quiz winner,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43you are through to play the Middle Ages game.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47But will it be just you or will the others play, too? Let's find out.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's a single player silly game.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56So, Sam, off down the time sewer with you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Come with me if you will, and you must,
0:12:02 > 0:12:06to France in the 1400's, to the Court of King Louis XI.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Louis had just been given a most remarkable musical instrument.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11It's time to play the...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15The instrument consisted of pigs
0:12:15 > 0:12:17of different sizes and a keyboard.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Play a key and a little spike would prick a piggy
0:12:19 > 0:12:21and make it squeal.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24The larger the pig, the deeper the squeal.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a year sphere.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Get one note wrong, however, and you're history.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Let's get squealing.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41HORN HOOTS
0:12:41 > 0:12:44So here we go, then. Sam attempts to play the pig piano.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What's your technique here, Rattus?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48How are you going to approach this?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I think the technique here is to listen very, very carefully
0:12:51 > 0:12:53and duck if you get it wrong.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Yeah, that is a very wise piece of advice.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59So, four to remember this time.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Here he goes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Three, beautifully done.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Beautifully done, Sam. Well played, indeed.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I like the way he pretends to be pressing them
0:13:12 > 0:13:15while he's hearing them for the first time. That's very nice.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Those candles can't be helping the pigs to remain comfortable,
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I wouldn't have thought.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20The way they're lighting up just below...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22PRRT!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Look at that! The little one's just let one go.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25The candles are actually there, Dave,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27to absorb the gassiness from the chuff,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29So if they were all chuffing at the same,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32without the candles, the poor contestant would pass out.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Well, thank goodness, then, for those candles.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I take it all back about the candles.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40And Sam has there completed a sequence of six. This is very good.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41One, two, three...
0:13:41 > 0:13:42PRRT!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Er, four, five, six, seven.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Can he remember?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Very confidently done!
0:13:54 > 0:13:58If anything, he's getting better and better. Here comes the eight.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03PRRT!
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Big parp.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05PRRT!
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Another one.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Sam triumphs again, despite the best efforts
0:14:17 > 0:14:20of the tiny pig on the end and his bottom of fear.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27This is it. If he can remember this sequence of nine,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30he has won himself a year sphere.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yeah, three... He's going to get to nine!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33PRRT!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Five... Here we go. It's so close!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Oh, hesitating. Oh!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39PRRT!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Watch it!- Oh!- Oh! That hit him right on the arm.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47But he was so close to playing the pig piano all the way to the end.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50But in the end, he got covered in poo.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Welcome back, Sam. What bad luck.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55You did so well there.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I think it was almost the last squeak, wasn't it, that you missed.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Yeah, something like that.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Oh, you came agonisingly close, but no year sphere, I'm afraid.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Over to the gory grid to find out who's up next.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Oh, the putrid Pirates, it be.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And here are your four Piratey topics.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic first.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'm going to pick punishments.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Punishments.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27What did the pirate punishment of keel hauling involve?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30A, being hung upside down from the mast.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33B, being dragged across the bottom of the ship.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Or C, having to lift the heavy anchor on your own.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Lloyd's gone for C,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Hermione and Sam agreeing on B.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45The answer is B.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Keel hauling meant a rope was tied to the victim's feet and hands,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51and he was dragged under the water
0:15:51 > 0:15:54across the rough barnacle covered bottom of the ship,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56and up the other side.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Yeah, as punishments go,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03being grounded suddenly doesn't sound quite so bad, does it?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Right. Lloyd, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- I'm going to go for Blackbeard.- OK.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Tis I, Blackbeard the Pirate.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25OK, Lloyd and Hermione with B,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Sam on his own with C.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29The answer is...
0:16:29 > 0:16:30C!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33The skeleton is about to stab a bleeding heart.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Yeah, and the skeleton also had an hourglass in his other hand,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39meaning your time is running out.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Err, spooky! Hermione, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Pirate jobs.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Pirate jobs.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Aboard a pirate ship, what was the bosun's job?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53A, he was in charge of the sails.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55B, he was a ship's cook.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Or C, he made wooden eyeballs.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03OK. Everybody has gone for A.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05The answer is A.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07He was in charge of the sails,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10which was kind of an important job on a sailing ship.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14A point for everyone. That means, with one question left in this round,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Sam is in the lead, Hermione in second place, Lloyd in third place.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Sam, if you were to get this one right,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22you'd win yourself a second year sphere.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24So the last question in this round is about weapons
0:17:24 > 0:17:26and it is a prop question.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Hoh! Prop question, prop question.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Don't worry, it's not loaded, everyone. It's not loaded.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35What was the pirates' nickname for this gun?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Was it A, a cat-o-four-tails?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42B, a four firer?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Or C, a duck's foot?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Lloyd and Hermione going for C,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Sam going for A.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50The answer is...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52C!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54It's a duck's foot.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56And that's because it looks like one.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57It fired all four barrels at once,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59so you were pretty likely to hit someone.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Only when it's loaded, though.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03So that's a point for Lloyd and Hermione, which means
0:18:03 > 0:18:07that Hermione and Sam have finished neck and neck again in this round.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Sorry, Lloyd. You're history again for a moment.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14It's fingers on buzzers for Hermione and Sam. Your buzzer question...
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Beginning with the letter C,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Pirate Captain Basil Hood once tried to steal
0:18:18 > 0:18:20a herd of which animal?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Sam?- Cattle.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Cattle is the correct answer, Sam.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Help yourself to another year sphere.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Obviously, we don't know what's in any of these year spheres yet.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33We'll find out right at the end of the show.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Sam, you are through to play the pirate game!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40But will it be an all play or will it be a single play game?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47It's an all play messy game!
0:18:47 > 0:18:52So, off down the time sewer with the lot of you. Go on, Sam. Lead the way.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05It's time to play...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10This game is all about chests and keys.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12To find the keys,
0:19:12 > 0:19:13you have to follow the clues.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15The first person to retrieve the treasure map
0:19:15 > 0:19:19from inside their colour-coded chest will win the year sphere.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23But be warned, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24In three, two, one!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25HORN HOOTS
0:19:25 > 0:19:27So here we go, then, with Pirate Treasure,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and I cannot emphasise enough
0:19:29 > 0:19:32how important it is to read the instructions.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Without that, you will be hopelessly lost.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38"If you want to find the loot, best look in some rotten fruit."
0:19:38 > 0:19:41"Time to get yourself all mucky, swabbie's bucket is so yucky."
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Those are the sort of things
0:19:43 > 0:19:46that will tell you where your keys are.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48And the thing I notice is that Hermione is looking
0:19:48 > 0:19:50in the right coloured barrel.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53She's in brown, the barrel has a brown stripe.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55And Sam is also doing very well.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57He's the first to find a key.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Gunge falling off that key from Hermione.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Well, it's a slow start
0:20:01 > 0:20:02from Lloyd.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04He's getting nowhere with that coat.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06He's resorted to just shaking it about,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08hoping that something's going to fall out of it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11But Hermione's in! She's through to the second chest.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Now, she has to read this one equally as carefully.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16What's she got?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Ah! So she's off to the brown swabbie's bucket.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Sam just about to move on to his second clue.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And Lloyd is back in the game.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27He's back in the game, he's found his first key.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Now, then. Let's have a look - what's Sam got there?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32He's got an interesting clue there, which he's reading.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And which we're not seeing.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37But Hermione, meantime, is into her swabbie's bucket.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh! That is absolutely revolting.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ah! There, now. There's Sam's second clue.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43So, he's after a bird that says pieces of eight.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Well, that is a parrot. Everyone knows that that is a parrot.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Now, Lloyd has his chest out
0:20:49 > 0:20:51and he's after a green swabbie's bucket.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53There goes Sam. Well, that's not a parrot, Sam!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56That is a disappointing looking bag.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59You're not going to find a parrot key in there. That's the wrong key.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Oh, dear! There's the parrot key, clear as day.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05And Sam could be working away on that chest
0:21:05 > 0:21:07for the best part of forever,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09because he ain't going to get into it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Meanwhile, Lloyd and Hermione really now in a two-way battle for this,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15because Sam simply isn't going to realise
0:21:15 > 0:21:17that his key's still round that parrots neck.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Hermione's struggling with her key and Lloyd is coming
0:21:20 > 0:21:23with what can only be described as a late run here.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26He's got his second one open, he's gone into the lead.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28There's the third box. Now, where are the instructions?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30He's looking all round him. There they are.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33"If you want to find the loot, best look in some rotten fruit."
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Well, that's fairly self-explanatory.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Self-explanatory and tasty.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40He's got the green barrel, that's a good sign!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Is he going to find the key in the rotten fruit? He's found it!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46This surely must be the end game for Lloyd here!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48The others are still struggling around,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50faffing around like amateur safebreakers,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52like the amateur safebreakers that they actually are,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54whereas Lloyd is about to win this game.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Got it!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's over and Lloyd holds the treasure map aloft!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02You're looking at one happy pirate. Wave it about, fella!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04But mind the parrot.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Lloyd, go and grab yourself a year sphere.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Two spheres each, everybody. Well done.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Time for the final round.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Over to the gory grid one last time to find out who we've got.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18It's the vile Victorians. Good day.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It's straight to our big all play game.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Everyone, get down that time sewer.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Monstrous criminals would steal dead bodies and sell them to surgeons,
0:22:38 > 0:22:42who'd experiment on them to find out more about how the human body works.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43It's time to play...
0:22:45 > 0:22:46You are a rotten robber.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Your challenge?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50To steal three bodies from the graveyard,
0:22:50 > 0:22:52get them through the railings, onto the carts,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55find the key to the cemetery gate and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57If you hear this noise...
0:22:57 > 0:22:58WHISTLE
0:22:58 > 0:23:01..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide,
0:23:01 > 0:23:02so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04A second whistle means you can go again.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:23:07 > 0:23:09and grab their dodgy money is the winner.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Three, two, one.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13HORN HOOTS
0:23:13 > 0:23:14So let's rob some graves!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16And then donate the bodies to medical science, of course.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19And Hermione is the first to show. Look at that!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Yanking that cadaver through those railings.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Sam also very quickly through with his corpse.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27There's Lloyd, and his corpse has gone a bit floppy there,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29but he's through nonetheless.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Dave, when I go, I want to be laid to rest
0:23:31 > 0:23:34in a rusty baked bean can on a rubbish dump.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37That can easily be arranged.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Very easily arranged, that is.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41So Sam first through the gate.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Oh, copped a cobweb
0:23:42 > 0:23:43right in the face, there.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45That looked absolutely revolting.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50Hermione through as well, thankfully unscathed, cobweb-wise.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Lloyd is also up and running.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54He got his cemetery gate open, there.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Oh, and that corpse is alive! It's sitting up!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59No, my... No, it's my mistake.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I'm being told it is not alive, it's just how it was left.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Well, that is a huge relief,
0:24:03 > 0:24:07because I thought we had a reanimated corpse on our hands, there.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11But I'm being told that it's not the case. Thank goodness for that!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Two corpses a piece now
0:24:13 > 0:24:14for Hermione and Sam.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15WHISTLE
0:24:15 > 0:24:18And here comes the policeman! The policeman now has come
0:24:18 > 0:24:20so they've got to get back behind those tombstones
0:24:20 > 0:24:21and they've got to be quiet as mice.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Here he comes.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26He's having a good look. He's on the beat.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28That's what they call it, on the beat.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30And he's not
0:24:30 > 0:24:31the most observant policeman
0:24:31 > 0:24:32in the world,
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I can reveal.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35What he's failed to spot is a corpse.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36WHISTLE
0:24:36 > 0:24:38But there's his second whistle
0:24:38 > 0:24:41and that means you can go back to where you were in the game, people.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44This is good! It's very, very close between Sam and Hermione.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47You get the feeling that maybe, just maybe, Lloyd is not in this anymore.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50But he's still valiantly wrestling with his corpse
0:24:50 > 0:24:51through those railings.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54There's a tremendously plucky effort from all three of them.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55But this is where the real action is.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Sam's got his corpse by the hair!
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Then by the neck!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Oh, these are ugly scenes
0:25:00 > 0:25:01as Hermione
0:25:01 > 0:25:02weaves in and out
0:25:02 > 0:25:03of the highly topiary bushes,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06delightful, of course, as they always have been.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09But this is where it's all at! It looks like it's Hermione!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11She's got the bag. What's she doing? She's stopped!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14You've got to get down the other end! Oh, but Sam's realised
0:25:14 > 0:25:16and he's through the railings and he's done it!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Sam has won it and Hermione has herself been robbed,
0:25:19 > 0:25:23which is strangely appropriate in grave robbing.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Welcome back. Sam, help yourself to that year sphere.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Well played.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Very good.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34That's all the year spheres awarded now.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Sam with three, Hermione with two, Lloyd with two.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Hermione, what happened there?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I forgot to go back into the graveyard.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Oh.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- Really annoying.- Oh, very annoying.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Sam? - Just went for it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- You went for it and you got it! - Yeah.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You got that year sphere.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Right, it's time for that all important year sphere add up.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56And remember - AD dates are added to your total
0:25:56 > 0:25:58and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01So Lloyd, let's start with your first year sphere.
0:26:01 > 0:26:041455 AD, start of the War Of The Roses.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Oh! 2.5 million BC!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Stone Age man started to use tools about then,
0:26:12 > 0:26:14but that's no consolation whatsoever.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Hermione, let's have a look at your first sphere.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21264 BC, the first Roman Gladiator games.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24But it's not a disaster, let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:24 > 0:26:291086 AD. The Doomsday Book was completed that year.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32That gives you a positive score of 822.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Sam, that's what you've got to beat.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Let's have a look at your first sphere.
0:26:36 > 0:26:391815 AD, the Battle of Waterloo.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, no!
0:26:41 > 0:26:461.5 million BC. Stone Age man first used fire then - ish.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Let's have a look at the third one, anyway.
0:26:48 > 0:26:521042 AD, Edward the Confessor became King of England.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54But it's too little too late.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Today's winner, with 822 points, is Hermione...
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yes!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59..who goes home with our star prize!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Or, more likely, chucks it in the bin on her way out
0:27:01 > 0:27:03because it's something that my furry friend
0:27:03 > 0:27:05has fished out of the time sewers.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06So what is it today, Rattus?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10All the way from a Roman communal toilet,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13it's your very own...
0:27:13 > 0:27:15sponge-on-a-stick bottom wiper!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Oh, for heaven's sake, Rattus.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22No, you can't give them that. It'll be covered in...
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Don't worry, I made sure it was clean.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25That makes it so much more palatable.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Just before I used it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28You dirty little rat!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Con-rat-ulations, Hermione!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yes, well done, Hermione.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Congratulations. Don't... don't touch it too much. That's it.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Are you happy with that?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You strange individual.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Hermione.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Thanks also to our gallant runners up, Lloyd and Sam,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Don't mention it.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Have you had your fill of blood, guts and gore?
0:27:59 > 0:28:02# Or have we left you still wanting more?
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Well, keep watching We'll be back again
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