0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Horrible History's Gory Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32And me, Rattus Rattus, fresh from my annual bath.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Wow, well, perhaps I should take this rare opportunity
0:00:34 > 0:00:38to give you a bit of a stroke seeing as you're clean.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Aah, he's lovely, he's lovely.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42You don't know what I'm doing behind your back.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45And you don't know what rats bathe in.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Urgh, ha-ha. Ah, ah.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Oh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51That is disgusting,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54which I'm afraid is about all you can expect on this show,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56which tests your knowledge of Horrible Histories
0:00:56 > 0:00:58by playing the goriest games we could think of.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02But before we can start, we need some Horrible Historians.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hi, I'm Hannah.- Hi, I'm Noah. - Hi, I'm Daisy.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Welcome, one and all. - Dave.- What?- Dave.- What?- Dave.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Let's get things underway with a little Georgian warm-up game
0:01:12 > 0:01:13that I call Techno Trash.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, why do I feel nervous?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Back in the Industrial Revolution,
0:01:16 > 0:01:20textile workers didn't like losing their jobs
0:01:20 > 0:01:21to the huge new weaving machines
0:01:21 > 0:01:24brought in to replace them, no!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27So they started smashing the machines up.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31We couldn't find any genuine Georgian technology for you to smash up
0:01:31 > 0:01:35in this game so we're having to use some modern technology instead,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38specifically, Dave's mobile phone, MP3 player and watch.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- What?- Grab your hammers and get smashing.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43No, no, no, stop.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46No, no, we are not doing this, not on my watch
0:01:46 > 0:01:48and definitely not on my watch, OK?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Uh, hold on, these are all wet.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You'd locked them in your dressing room,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54so I had to get in and out through the toilet.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Well, water and electrical goods do not mix, this MP3 player is ruined.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Frankly, Dave, with the music that was on it
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I've done you a favour, mate.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Right, words, Rattus. You and I are going to have words.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Dave! Dave! Stop, think about it -
0:02:08 > 0:02:12are you really going to hit a rat with a mallet on network television?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18No, of course I'm not.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20THEY LAUGH
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Right, Hannah, Noah and Daisy, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Each Year Sphere contains a historical date and,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29at the end of the show, your Year Sphere dates will be added up
0:02:29 > 0:02:33with AD dates being added to your total
0:02:33 > 0:02:35and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39So if these were your year spheres your total would be, Rattus?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40- Can I use a calculator?- If you must.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Can someone show me how to use it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's 735.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, do you know, that brain of yours works well for its age, doesn't it?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49All right, that's enough.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51The person with the highest year score
0:02:51 > 0:02:56at the end of the show will take home a unique historical prize.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Ooh, that's right - one I picked out with my own fair paws.- Enough said.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Right, let's get cracking
0:03:02 > 0:03:06and to find out what this round's about it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Four questions on the Victorians coming up.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15The person who gets the most right wins a Year Sphere
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and your four Victorian topics are...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Hannah, it's your turn to pick, what's it going to be?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Sport.- Sport.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32In 1875 Matthew Webb became the first man to what?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Was it: A) To score a hat trick in the cup final
0:03:35 > 0:03:37B) To run a mile under four minutes
0:03:37 > 0:03:40or C) Swim the English Channel?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Let's see those answers now please.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Everyone is agreed on C, are they all wrong or are they all right?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The answer is C, he swam the English Channel.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55In 1883 he attempted to swim the rapids above Niagara Falls.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Didn't go very well. He snuffed it.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01So you're all off to a great start, that's a point apiece.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Noah, your turn to pick a topic, what's it going to be?- Gadgets.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Gadgets, that is a prop question. - Prop question, prop question, mm, mm.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10And here is the prop.
0:04:10 > 0:04:16OK, this is a genuine Victorian contraption but what was it for?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Is it: A) Stretching top hats
0:04:19 > 0:04:22is it: B) Cleaning canon barrels
0:04:22 > 0:04:26or is it: C) An automatic hair cutting device?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29OK, the girls agreeing on B,
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Noah out on his own with A.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34The answer is A,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36it's a device for stretching top hats.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Daisy, it is your turn to pick a topic.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Queen Victoria.- Queen Victoria.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Let's see how clever you really are.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What did Queen Victoria love?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49A) Insects
0:04:49 > 0:04:51B) Eating turtle soup
0:04:51 > 0:04:53or C) Opera music.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, it's complete agreement, everybody thinks it's C,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:05:00 > 0:05:06Righty-ho, the answer is C, she loved opera music.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Well, they were, of course, all right
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and she hated insects and turtle soup.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Excellent, so the scores, therefore, are Noah with three,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hannah and Daisy with two.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21There's one question left and it is on schools.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24If you were caught talking in class at a Victorian school
0:05:24 > 0:05:26you were punished with the log
0:05:26 > 0:05:28but what did that punishment involve?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Was it: A) A heavy log being strapped to your shoulders
0:05:31 > 0:05:34B) Being beaten with a log
0:05:34 > 0:05:37or C) Having to roll a heavy log up a hill?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Split of opinion, Hannah and Noah going for B,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Daisy on her own with A.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47The answer is A, a heavy log was strapped to your shoulders.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49That stopped the talking all right.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well, that means, at the end of that round,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53we have ourselves a tiebreak situation.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Hannah, for now, don't buzz in, in this round
0:05:56 > 0:05:58but Noah and Daisy, fingers on your buzzers
0:05:58 > 0:06:01for the tiebreak question.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Here we go.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Beginning with the letter R, which sport began as football
0:06:06 > 0:06:11but adopted new rules, an odd-shaped ball and a new name in 1871?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Noah.- Rugby. - Rugby is the correct answer.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well done, Noah, you've just won the quiz,
0:06:15 > 0:06:19it's time to choose your Year Sphere from our Trolley Wally.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Push! Shove! Ugh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Come on, Noah, come and choose your Year Sphere, lighten me load.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29But be warned, one of those year spheres has a Stone Age date inside
0:06:29 > 0:06:32that could be worth a few million minus points.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Back to your podium. Thanks very much.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Fwor, push, p...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh no, it's lighter. Whee!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Winning the quiz means that Noah is automatically through
0:06:42 > 0:06:44to play the Victorian Game.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47But will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Let's find out.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55It's a Single Player Brainy Game.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58So, Noah, get your thinking cap on and get down that Time Sewer.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03In a seated position, strange.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Everyone loves magic, right?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, I bet Victorian engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel
0:07:08 > 0:07:11went off it a bit when a trick he was doing went wrong
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and he ended up with a large coin lodged in his windpipe.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18He eventually managed to dislodge it using a clever device.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's time to play Barmy Brunel.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Once they're in the right place you can turn the wheel
0:07:26 > 0:07:29and flip Brunel upside down to dislodge the coin
0:07:29 > 0:07:30and win your Year Sphere.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33But be quick, you're against the clock which is starting to tick now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34KLAXON
0:07:34 > 0:07:37So here goes Noah then on Barmy Brunel.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40That tiny little cog's not going anywhere is it, Rattus?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Tiny little cogs seldom do, Dave.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43That's a better cog,
0:07:43 > 0:07:47it's quite small but it certainly fits in there, which is good.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Dave, I have to say, this series of poorly fitting cogs,
0:07:52 > 0:07:56surely this is what the inside of your brain looks like?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Who said that?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01He seems to be approaching this very methodically, doesn't he, Rattus?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04He certainly is, he's taking a great deal of care and consideration
0:08:04 > 0:08:07over each of those heavy, heavy brass cogs.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11He knows that the cogs need to be able to touch each other
0:08:11 > 0:08:14and, for me, that's going to make this quite easy for him,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16because once you've worked that out
0:08:16 > 0:08:19it really does become just a case of trial and error
0:08:19 > 0:08:22as you said earlier, and that's exactly what Noah is doing.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's a terrific display this, it's very impressive.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Dave, my fear here is that one day the machines will turn against us.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Was that just a film I saw?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Either way I think you're right,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36it would be horrific to have the machines turn against us
0:08:36 > 0:08:38but this machine might be turning itself here.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42One more to get in, he just needs to wiggle it. It's there.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45There he goes, turning it, there goes Brunel
0:08:45 > 0:08:50and I think that coin'll be nestling in the roof of his mouth now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53he's had to put his fingers in but he's claimed it, he's claimed it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Noah has saved Brunel's life and he looks pleased with himself.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Congratulations, Noah, help yourself.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Ha-ha-ha! Straight in there.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Well done, Noah, very good work. Your second Year Sphere is in place.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Lovely. On to round two and to find out what's up next
0:09:09 > 0:09:11it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Four questions as always then on the Awful Egyptians,
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Noah, it is your turn to pick first.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Fashion.- Fashion.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Who wore the most make-up in Egypt?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30A) Men
0:09:30 > 0:09:32B) Women
0:09:32 > 0:09:34or C) They both wore the same amount.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Let's see those answers.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Noah and Hannah have gone for A,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Daisy all on her own with C. What's the answer?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45The answer is C, men and women both wore the same amount.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Do you like my eye shadow? It's macho, isn't it?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Not the word I'd use.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Daisy, your turn to pick a topic. - Er... Pyramids.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Pyramids, that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00According to archaeologists,
0:10:00 > 0:10:05how many workers were needed to build the Great Pyramid of Giza?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Was it: A) 500
0:10:08 > 0:10:10B) 70,000
0:10:10 > 0:10:14or C) 2 million?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, look at that,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18everybody has gone for C.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Ooh, the answer is B) 70,000.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27The Great Pyramid is made up of 2.3 million massive stones
0:10:27 > 0:10:30but, apparently, it only took five years to build.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Five years indeed, Rattus. Hannah, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Egyptian gods.- Egyptian gods. - Here's what I want to know.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh-ho-ho, complete agreement.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Let's see if you're right.
0:10:58 > 0:11:04Well, I can tell you the answer is A) a falcon.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Yes, you're absolutely right.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09The scores at the end of that question are two points to Daisy,
0:11:09 > 0:11:10one point each to Noah and Hannah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14There's one question left in this round
0:11:14 > 0:11:18so you're all still very much in it and your topic is pharaohs.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22We pharaohs ruled Egypt for thousands of years
0:11:22 > 0:11:24but what did the word pharaoh mean?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Was it: A) Great face
0:11:26 > 0:11:28B) Great chariot
0:11:28 > 0:11:29or C) Great house?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Hannah and Noah going for B,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Daisy out on her own again on A.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39The answer is C, pharaoh means great house.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41The pharaoh's mortal body was thought to be a house
0:11:41 > 0:11:42for his divine soul.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45So no points scored there which means,
0:11:45 > 0:11:49at the end of that round, Daisy, you've won your first Year Sphere.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55So, Daisy, you're obviously through to play the Egyptian Game
0:11:55 > 0:11:59but will it be an All Play or a Single Play affair?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Let's find out.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's an All Play Brainy Game which means that
0:12:06 > 0:12:10all of you are heading off down the Time Sewer.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21To make sure no-one forgot them after their deaths
0:12:21 > 0:12:25pharaohs were buried in huge stone tombs.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's time to play Pyramid Puzzle.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Your challenge, to build a pyramid.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Work out which block goes where
0:12:33 > 0:12:35and finish it first to win the Year Sphere.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37To help, we've already put a block in place.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41The Egyptians took about five years to build their pyramids,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44but if you're quicker, the programme on after us would be grateful.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Ready, steady, get building.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48KLAXON
0:12:48 > 0:12:52So here we go then with the Pyramid Game once again,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55it's a lovely start from Hannah, that looks like a sizeable piece
0:12:55 > 0:12:57and it should fit on the base there.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Certainly a confident start from her.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Daisy too making a very confident start.- Yeah.- Good to see.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Noah seems to be having a rifle through all his pieces,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07just having a look at exactly what he's got
0:13:07 > 0:13:10which is methodical and very clever, I think.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Ever built yourself a pyramid, Rattus?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16No but I built a small Eiffel Tower out of sugar cubes once.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's about the same thing.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Noah has now had a look at every piece of his puzzle, I think.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Meanwhile, Hannah has completed the ground floor of hers already,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- what an excellent start that is, Rattus.- Excellent start.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Once you have the ground floor in that's pretty much the start of it
0:13:33 > 0:13:37and things'll move on swiftly from that I would imagine.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You'd have to hope so.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Ooh and Daisy nearly came a bit of a cropper there.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44That big unwieldy piece almost overbalanced her completely.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Now, I don't want to worry you, Rattus,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49but I've got a feeling that Noah is
0:13:49 > 0:13:51building it on the flat,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54several feet from where it's supposed to go
0:13:54 > 0:13:57so that basically means he can't possibly win,
0:13:57 > 0:14:01because to win the game you have to build the pyramid using all levels
0:14:01 > 0:14:03including that base one.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Still, he doesn't know that so we can enjoy his efforts nonetheless.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Daisy meanwhile has completed her ground level
0:14:10 > 0:14:12and is starting on the next floor.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17Very impressive. But not as impressive as Hannah, look at this.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Very nice, very nice construction technique.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's important to remember, Rattus,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26that these pyramids aren't one-to-one scale, are they?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29They're not one-to-one scale, no,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32because that would mean that Egypt was the size of Birmingham.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Which it isn't.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Everyone in Birmingham's shouting "Don't be ridiculous."
0:14:36 > 0:14:39There's plucky Noah carrying on,
0:14:39 > 0:14:41pyramid in the wrong place of course.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Daisy looking quite good over there in the yellow,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- isn't she, Rattus? - She's ploughing along there, Daisy.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49She's doing more than ploughing along,
0:14:49 > 0:14:51she's only got three pieces left,
0:14:51 > 0:14:55she's going to win this I think. There goes one of them.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57There goes another.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59She's completed it all but the tip,
0:14:59 > 0:15:03just the final piece going on now.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04- It's pyramid time.- Yay!
0:15:04 > 0:15:08It's pyramid time as she dances next to the pyramid
0:15:08 > 0:15:11that she has constructed, look.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Well done, everybody. Out you come, out of that Time Sewer.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, it's a tricky one to get out of.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Daisy, help yourself to a year sphere. Well played.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Noah, we give you the first bit, that's your base.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- I didn't realise that that was the first bit.- I'm sorry about that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29How was it for you, Daisy?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33I kind of imagined the whole pyramid in my head and it sort of came to me.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36It was very impressive, very well done.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40The Great Pyramid of Giza was finished around 2560 BC roughly
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and was the tallest man-made structure in the world until 1311,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46when Lincoln Cathedral was finished.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Moving on. It's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Aar, the Putrid Pirates it be.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Ah-ha-har, four questions again then
0:15:57 > 0:15:59and here are your all-important piratey topics.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Daisy, it's your turn to lead off, what do you fancy?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Um, superstitions.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Superstitions.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15True or false? Us pirates were very superstitious.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20To bring good luck before a voyage, we'd throw a black cat overboard.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Let's see your answers now please.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26The girls agreeing on false, Noah on his own with true.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28What's the answer?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's false, if you throw a black cat overboard
0:16:31 > 0:16:36a storm will follow and the ship will be cursed.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39But the rats on board will throw a huge party.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Yes, understandably. Hannah, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Prisoners.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Prisoners, that is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Pirate prisoners, held below decks,
0:16:51 > 0:16:56could be offered food made out of grubs, beetles or cockroaches.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Is this true or false?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You've all gone for true.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Rattus, are they all right or all wrong?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Well, of course they're all right, it's true!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Hah, they were fed grubs, beetles and cockroaches.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Lucky them, that's what you serve in a rat five-star restaurant.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Ha-ha-ha! Delish.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21OK, Noah, your turn to choose a topic, what'll it be?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Tricks.- Tricks.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27True or false?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30In 1720, pirate Anne Bonny and her crew
0:17:30 > 0:17:34fooled a ship into coming up close so they could attack it
0:17:34 > 0:17:36by all pretending to be dead.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Rattus is giving you an example of how that might have looked.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Lovely reconstruction, Rattus. - Thank you.- Well done.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Let's see your answers now, please.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49OK, well, Noah and Daisy have gone for true,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Hannah on her own with false.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55It's true. Yeah, they covered themselves in fake blood
0:17:55 > 0:17:59and waited for the sailors to climb aboard and then suddenly
0:17:59 > 0:18:00they stood up and attacked 'em.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03One question left in this round then.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06A look at the scores shows me that Daisy's in the lead with three,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Noah and Hannah both on two, still all to play for.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12The final question in this round is on Ned Lowe and here it is.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Be this true or be it false?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26OK, the girls agreeing on true, Noah on his own with false.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What's the answer?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's true.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33True? That is sick and not in a good way.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36No, I happen to agree with you for once,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39so, at the end of that round, Daisy, with maximum points,
0:18:39 > 0:18:43has won herself another Year Sphere.
0:18:43 > 0:18:49So Daisy, as quiz winner, you're through to play the Pirate Game
0:18:49 > 0:18:51but will it be just you or will the others play too?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It's All Play Messy Game,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01so off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18It's time to play Pirate Treasure.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22This game is all about chests and keys and where are the keys?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26That would be telling, but there are some clues to help you find them.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28The first person to retrieve the treasure map
0:19:28 > 0:19:31from their colour coded chest will win the Year Sphere.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35But be warned, it may not be as easy as it seems.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36In three, two, one.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38KLAXON
0:19:38 > 0:19:40So here we go with Pirate Treasure.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's good, they're all reading the first clue.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46It's very important to read the clues because,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49by reading the clues, you find out where the keys are hidden.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53For example, why not try a pirate coat? The first green key's there.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Look in some rotten fruit,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57the first brown key will be in some rotten fruit.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Hang on a second though, yes, look at that, he's goi...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- He's in the wrong bucket there.- Oh, my God.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04That's green, Noah, you're wearing brown.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, now, this is trouble
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- because Noah will not be able to unlock his box.- Lovely(!)
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And Hannah will have a key missing when she comes to open one of hers
0:20:14 > 0:20:18so that means that Daisy is surely in a good position here?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Noah, you can wrestle with that all you like, fella,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23it's not going to go in there.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Hannah, well, she's doing well now but she's got trouble later on
0:20:27 > 0:20:29because a key is missing for her.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Daisy, she may have a gunky hand but she's in good shape.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34There we go, Hannah off for her second key,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37that one she will find, that's OK, it's the rotten fruit one
0:20:37 > 0:20:41she's going to struggle with and she's found it, well played indeed.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Which bird says, "Pieces of eight?" Daisy needs to find a parrot.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Ah, there we are, she's got her second key from the parrot's beak.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56And there is the third chest, that's the third chest.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Unfortunately, Noah has got the key, but he's put it back,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02she's just walked straight up to the barrel and taken it!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05She's stolen a real march on Daisy
0:21:05 > 0:21:08and if she can just get this open, Daisy's got the final chest out.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- All Hannah needs to do is unlock it. - She's there!- And there it is!
0:21:11 > 0:21:16She holds the map aloft in her gunky fist
0:21:16 > 0:21:18and she has found the treasure.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Well played, everybody. Hannah, go and get yourself a Year Sphere.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Well done. Your first one, marvellous. Relief or joy?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Joy.- Joy, excellent, good stuff.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Noah, you actually had Hannah's key for quite a long time, didn't you?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Yeah...- I tell you what, it was very good of you to put it back though.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You should be thanking Noah, he did you a favour there.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43OK, time for the final round.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out what we've got.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, no quirky quiz in our final round,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54it's straight to our big All Play Tudor End Game
0:21:54 > 0:21:57so everyone, get back down that Time Sewer.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Now, you probably wouldn't describe King Henry VIII as skinny.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Quite right, I prefer the term slim and athletic myself.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Yes, well, that's your business. The truth be told, he liked the odd pie.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Divorced, beheaded and pied. - HE CHUCKLES
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Hah!
0:22:22 > 0:22:27Right then, it's time to play Who Ate All The Pies?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Your job is to collect pies and fling them into the King's mouth,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33a simple sounding task made a little trickier by the fact that
0:22:33 > 0:22:35we've attached you all to bungee ropes.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth
0:22:38 > 0:22:41in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Three, two, one, it's pie time.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45KLAXON
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Who ate all the pies? They approach the Henries...
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh, Noah scores with his first pie
0:22:49 > 0:22:53and, oh dear, Daisy was over before she'd released the pie.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Ah.- And that's his second one in a row, eh.- Beautiful.- Two in a row.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Yes, he's doing extremely well, unlike the girls unfortunately,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03he has mastered this already,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I think Noah is looking very, very good for this title.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Daisy seems to be spending most of her time on the floor.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13There she goes again.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16The pie man working very hard again, nice to see,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19he really is a professional pie man, this man.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Lovely clothes, terrific pies of course.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Noah's got four now, extraordinary performance.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26There he goes again!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Noah just keeps on filling his Henry's face.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Look at the determination.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Ooh, he's shouted something there at Henry,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36a bit of verbals from Noah!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38# He's big, he's round
0:23:38 > 0:23:42# He gets to wear a crown He's Henry, Henry... #
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ahem! Sorry. And here comes Noah, he's charging back,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48he can't get back to that pie man quick enough
0:23:48 > 0:23:52and looking at the scoreboard there, it seems that Hannah has actually
0:23:52 > 0:23:55scored her first pie. When did that happen?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Hopefully not while Rattus and I were chanting at Henry there,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01er, if that is the case I do apologise for that
0:24:01 > 0:24:03and apologies to Hannah there,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06but she has got off the mark, so that's good news.
0:24:06 > 0:24:0830 seconds remaining.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10That one went slightly wide there.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Daisy hasn't actually scored yet,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16her Henry is going to be absolutely starving by the end of this.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21It's all looking a little bit desperate from Hannah as well
0:24:21 > 0:24:24on the end there. But it's all looking superb for Noah,
0:24:24 > 0:24:28look at that, Frisbee action, straight through, eight points.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31She was unlucky there but look at Hannah, she's tired,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33she's tiring and that underarm technique
0:24:33 > 0:24:35with a slight round arm style,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37it's not really going to get anywhere.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Time's up.- And it's all over.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42The contestants sink to the floor
0:24:42 > 0:24:45in absolute exhaustion
0:24:45 > 0:24:48and I can tell you that Noah has won it by a country mile.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51# Horrible Histories' Gory Games. #
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Welcome back, very well done.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- You're out. Third place with, sadly, no pies was Daisy.- Yeah.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- How did you find it, Daisy? - Tiring and exhausting.
0:25:02 > 0:25:08Tiring and exhausting. In second place with one pie was Hannah.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- How did you find it, Hannah?- Hard.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Yes, and you seem a little out of breath still.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15First with eight pies is Noah.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Noah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Lovely.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Ooh, which one's giving off the best vibes?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Lovely. There we go.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27So, time to count up those Year Spheres then and remember
0:25:27 > 0:25:33AD years are added and BC years are subtracted from your final total.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Hannah, what's in that Year Sphere of yours?
0:25:35 > 0:25:411588 AD, the Spanish Armada destroyed, that's excellent.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Noah, that's what you've to beat, let's look at your first sphere.
0:25:44 > 0:25:481851 AD, the Great Exhibition was held in London that year.
0:25:48 > 0:25:521305 AD, the execution of William Wallace.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54You're in the lead now,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57the third one is crucial, let's have a look at it.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Oh, it's 150,000 BC,
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Neanderthals started making art round about then,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05but that's no consolation at all, is it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:12You've ended up with a massively low score of minus 146,844.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Oh, that's history though, it's sometimes horrible.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Daisy, let's look at your Sphere.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20405 BC, it's bad but it's not disastrous,
0:26:20 > 0:26:24it's also the year that the Spartans beat the Athenians
0:26:24 > 0:26:26in the Peloponnesian War.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Let's look at your second Sphere.
0:26:27 > 0:26:311805 AD, the Battle of Trafalgar.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35It all hinges on this sphere, let's have a look at it.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40It's 79 AD, the Coliseum opened in Rome.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44It's 1,479
0:26:44 > 0:26:48that makes it incredibly close but not quite close enough.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52So today's winner with 1,588 points is Hannah
0:26:52 > 0:26:56who goes home with our star prize and if this is our star prize
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I dread to think what our normal prizes would be like,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02cos it's something that Rattus fished out of the Time Sewers,
0:27:02 > 0:27:05probably some Victorian toilet paper or something.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- No, it is NOT toilet paper. - Oh, thank heavens for that.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Because Vikings didn't have toilet paper.- Oh.
0:27:11 > 0:27:17No, it's some moss used by Vikings for toilet paper.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Are you telling me that this
0:27:18 > 0:27:21has actually been used to wipe a Viking's bottom?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Give it a sniff. - Oh, that's a yes, I'm afraid to say.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30- Con-rat-ulations, Hannah. - There you go, Hannah, well done.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33You might want to handle it with gloves and not to smell it.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Well, it just remains for me to say thanks to our winner, Hannah,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39thanks to our gallant runners-up, Noah and Daisy
0:27:39 > 0:27:42and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Yeah, don't mention it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I won't. You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# Or would you have preferred
0:27:52 > 0:27:53# A little more poo?
0:27:53 > 0:27:54# Have you had your fill
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Of blood, guts and gore?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Or have we left you
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# Still wanting more?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Well keep watching
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# We'll be back again
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# Horrible History's Gory Games. #
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