0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Still watching?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Horrible Histories Gory...Games. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29And me, Rattus Rattus.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:32 > 0:00:35of Horrible Histories with some of the messiest games known to man.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37But not to rat, oh no.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40In fact, the messiest game I know is my local log flume ride.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Yeah, well, log flume rides are usually wet
0:00:42 > 0:00:44but not usually that messy.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Not our rat log flume ride, which is from the toilet
0:00:47 > 0:00:49at the top of a tower block.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51You stand on the seat, jump up to pull the flush,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53then leap down the bowl...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55all...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58all the way down to the main sewer.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Splash down!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Now, THAT'S messy, I can tell you.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Hey, I'm Sonnyboy.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Hello, my name's Carrera.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hi, I'm Aaron.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Lovely, they're all here. Welcome, all of you.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Dave.- Yes?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Dave.- What?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Dave.- What?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Dave.- WHAT?- I thought we could play a classic playground game.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Oh.- With a Middle Ages twist.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Oh.- I'm sure everybody's heard of hopscotch, well,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29we're going to play it as though it were in a genuine Middle Ages street.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32All our contestants have to do is avoid the animal guts,
0:01:32 > 0:01:38horse droppings and human droppings! In a game I'm calling Plopscotch.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42And just to make it really tricky, let's make it night-time.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, great(!)
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Right then, get hopping in three, two...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49NO, no, no way. Don't worry, you won't have to do that.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Big Tony, can we get all this cleaned up, please?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53I can't see where I'm going.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Fine, excellent, I'll just clean it up myself, will I, if I have to?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Ooh, mind the...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00SQUELCHING NOISE Too late.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Ah, brilliant, that is just fantastic(!)
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'm going to need a clean shirt, a clean pair of trousers and,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08probably, a clean pair of shoes if you've got 'em.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Right, Sonnyboy, Carrera, Aaron, you are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Each Year Sphere contains a historical date
0:02:16 > 0:02:19and at the end of the show your Year Sphere dates will be added up
0:02:19 > 0:02:22with AD dates being added to your total
0:02:22 > 0:02:25and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28So, if these were your Year Spheres your total would be, Rattus?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Er, 734.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32That's actually really close, do you want to try again?
0:02:32 > 0:02:3430?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35OK, I give up.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39It's 735, and at the end of the show, the person
0:02:39 > 0:02:40with the highest year score will win
0:02:40 > 0:02:42a unique historical prize.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45That's right, something I've picked out myself
0:02:45 > 0:02:47and to say it's amazing would be an understatement.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50To say it's amazing would be a lie, wouldn't it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oi.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Right, let's get cracking
0:02:53 > 0:02:56and to find out who this round's about it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Four questions on the Terrible Tudors,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04the person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06and your four Tudor topics are...
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Sonnyboy, it's your turn to pick first in this round,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- what do you fancy? - Um, Witches.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Witches.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Hope you're feeling brainy. Here's my question.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Let's see those answers now, please.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42OK, the boys agreeing on A, Carrera thinks B. Let's find out.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Hope you got it right. The answer is...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51It's horrible but it's true.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54So, no points, actually, in that first question.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Carrera, it's your turn to choose a topic, what do you fancy?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Mean Queens?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Mean Queens.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02My daughter, Queen Mary, was a Catholic
0:04:02 > 0:04:03and married the King of Spain.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06He didn't like her much and went home to Spain,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09but what did she send him to try and encourage him to come back?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18There we go, well, Aaron's gone for A,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Carrera's gone for A, Sonnyboy on his own with C.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Let's see what the answer is.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23The answer is C,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26to encourage him to come back she sent him pies.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Well, would have worked with me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Probably would have worked on me, to be honest.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Er, getting a bit peckish, actually.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35So, Sonnyboy, well done.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36You're in the lead with one point
0:04:36 > 0:04:39and, Aaron, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'll pick Superstitions.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Superstitions.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46What did we Tudors do to predict our future luck?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48A - Jump over a moss-covered rock,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51B - Jump over a lit candle,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53or C - Jump over a sleeping cat?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56OK, everybody going for B.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Are they all right or all wrong?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01The answer's B, jump over a lit candle.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04If the candle went out it was bad luck,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06little bit like marrying me, uh?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Laugh or I will chop your head off.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14And it's this activity that's being described in the nursery rhyme,
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Ah, the rat knows all.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Except how to add up.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Do you know, if I had a pound coin for every time you took the mickey
0:05:24 > 0:05:26out of my adding up skills, I'd have...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29No idea how many coins you had.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32OK, one question left in this round.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Sonnyboy in the lead with two, the others on one
0:05:34 > 0:05:37but everyone can still win this round.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41The final question is on Laws and it is a prop question.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Prop question, prop question.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46That is a prop and it's a woolly hat.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Queen Elizabeth passed a law about woolly hats but what was it?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Was it A, that all woolly hats were banned,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56B, everyone had to wear a woolly hat on Sundays,
0:05:56 > 0:06:00or was it C, that all bald men had to wear woolly hats?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Interesting, Carrera and Aaron agreeing on B,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Sonnyboy on his own with C.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11The answer is in fact B, everyone had to wear a woolly hat on Sundays.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It was to boost sales in the English wool trade.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18And to make everyone look more than a bit stupid.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20That was, sadly, a by-product of it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK, well, that's the end of the round and, look at that,
0:06:23 > 0:06:26we have a complete tie, everyone has two points.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30So we are going to a tie-breaker buzzer question.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Fingers on those buzzers, please.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Beginning with the letter E,
0:06:34 > 0:06:38what's the name of King Henry VIII's daughter who reigned for 44 years?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Carrera.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Elizabeth?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Elizabeth is absolutely right! Well done, Carrera.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You have won the first Year Sphere.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Yay!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Yay. Time to choose your Year Sphere from our trolley-wally.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Ooh, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58There you go. Come on, Carrera, any one you like.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02But be warned, one of those spheres may contain a stone age date
0:07:02 > 0:07:04which could be worth a few million minus points.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- That one, are you sure? - Yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11OK. Push, push, push, push, bye.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Winning the quiz means that Carrera is automatically through to play
0:07:14 > 0:07:17the Tudors game but will she be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Let's find out.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25It's an All Play Brainy Game!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29So, that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Lead 'em off.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Queen Elizabeth's portrait artists knew that to keep their heads
0:07:39 > 0:07:42they had to keep the Queen happy, which meant making her look
0:07:42 > 0:07:45far more glamorous in her portraits than she really was.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48In fact, they had to copy portraits of her from her younger days.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49It's time to play...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Your challenge is to assemble two perfect copies
0:07:55 > 0:07:58of an Elizabeth portrait. The only problem, is your two puzzles
0:07:58 > 0:08:01are made out of differently shaped pieces.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Complete your puzzles quicker than the others
0:08:03 > 0:08:05to win the Year Sphere.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06In three, two, one.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09HORN SOUNDS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11So, here we go then with Puzzling Portraits
0:08:11 > 0:08:14and let's hope that, at the end of this,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16we don't find one of the pieces is missing,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19like at Christmas. That'd be awful wouldn't it, Rattus?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20If there is a piece missing,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I can pretty much guarantee it'll be in a mug on the mantelpiece
0:08:23 > 0:08:27along with a paperclip and two pieces of half-chewed chewing gum.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yes, remind me never to spend Christmas at your house, Rattus.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33There's Carrera doing, well,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36sort of trying to saw it together there a little bit.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Not much joy yet.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, Aaron having a look at the main portrait there,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43well, that seems to me to be a very, very good plan indeed.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I'm surprised, Dave, that they don't glance around more often,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50to see what the finished puzzle should look like.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52And Sonnyboy, look how well he's doing already.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54He's doing two at once, Dave.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57This is an excellent piece of tactic, I think,
0:08:57 > 0:08:58this is the strategy you need.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01He's doing this like a machine,
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I've never seen it done this fast, it's extraordinary.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Look at him, he's nearly finished over there.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And they say men can't multi-task, that's utter rubbish, isn't it?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13And it's being proved to be utter, utter rubbish today.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He's got one piece left.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, he's done it!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18That is extraordinary.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21He may well bounce up and down because he has just done two puzzles
0:09:21 > 0:09:24extremely quickly, let's just leave it at that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Welcome back, everybody.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Sonnyboy, pick up your first Year Sphere, well played.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36That was excellent puzzle work, it was really impressive.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Very good, you did both at once,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- you thought that'd be the best tactic, did you?- Yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Aaron, did you find that difficult, easy?- Pretty difficult.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Were you just concentrating on one?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Concentrated on one because I forgot about the other one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, did you? Easily done. Now, how did you find that, Carrera?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54It were hard because you had to work out if pieces fit, like,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- and it were really complicated. - Yeah.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01You know, that portrait shows just one of the 3,000 dresses
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Elizabeth I is believed to have owned.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05But I'm willing to bet she still used to say,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08"I can't possibly go out tonight, I've got nothing to wear."
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Hang about, isn't that a bit rude to women, Dave?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13You're so right. Sorry.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Moving swiftly on, on to round two, in fact,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18and to find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's the Gorgeous Georgians.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Four questions again, here are your all-important Georgian topics.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32So, Carrera, it's your turn to pick first in this round.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Police?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Police.
0:10:36 > 0:10:401749 saw the first organised police force in London
0:10:40 > 0:10:42but what were they known as?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44A - The Bow Street Bobbies,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46B - The Bow Street Runners,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48or C - The Bow Street Terries?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Let's see those answers now, please.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54OK, the boys agreeing on B, Carrera on her own with A.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- What's the answer?- The answer is B, the Bow Street Runners.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03So, the boys there both scoring their first points of the round.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Aaron, your turn to pick a topic.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I'll pick Gloves.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Gloves it is.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, this is exciting.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13The question is...
0:11:28 > 0:11:31OK, Sonnyboy and Carrera agreeing on B,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Aaron on his own with A.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34What's the answer?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I can tell you the answer is...
0:11:36 > 0:11:41C, they were given 192 pairs of gloves a year.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Yes, that's right!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44No-one got that one right, I'm afraid.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48So the scores remain Sonnyboy, one, Aaron, one and Carrera yet to score.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Two questions left in this round, though, so no need to panic.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Sonnyboy, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Fans.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Fans, that is a prop question.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And here is the fan, as you can see.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Georgian ladies used fan fluttering as a sort of messaging system,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10but what did this gesture mean?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ooohhhhh!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Yes, all right, Rattus.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Was it, A, "I am tired",
0:12:19 > 0:12:21B, "I am sorry",
0:12:21 > 0:12:23or was it C, "I need the toilet"?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26OK, Carrera and Aaron agreeing on C,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Sonnyboy with B.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29The answer is...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33..I am so sorry, it's B.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And so you should be.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Well done, Sonnyboy, excellent stuff.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39OK, one more question left in this round,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Sonnyboy, if you were to get it right you'd have won yourself
0:12:42 > 0:12:44another Year Sphere.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48The one remaining question in this round is on Nelson and here it is.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50How was Lord Nelson's body brought home
0:12:50 > 0:12:54after his death at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56A - In an ornamental coffin,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58B - In a casket of tea,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01or C - In a barrel of brandy?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05OK, Sonnyboy with A,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Carrera and Aaron agreeing again on B.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10The answer is C, in a barrel of brandy
0:13:10 > 0:13:13so his body wouldn't rot too quickly.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16So, nobody got that one right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20OK, that's it, that's the end of that round and it means, Sonnyboy,
0:13:20 > 0:13:21you have won another Year Sphere,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23collect it, please.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26So, Sonnyboy, as quiz winner
0:13:26 > 0:13:29you're also through to play the Georgian game,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32but will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Let's find out.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38It's an All Play Silly Game!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41So, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Oh, head first!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Feet first.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Head first.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57In Georgian times, anyone who was anyone wore a wig
0:13:57 > 0:14:00and your wig was home to more bugs than the average rat.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- I'll take that as a compliment. - Do what you like.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's time to play...
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Loads of fleas and lice
0:14:08 > 0:14:10will be flinging themselves from a giant Georgian wig.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You have to catch as many bugs in your wig as possible.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16The player who catches the most wins the Year Sphere.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Let the Flea Fling begin!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19HORN BLOWS
0:14:19 > 0:14:23So, here we go then with a Flea Fling and there's a lot of fleas out
0:14:23 > 0:14:25but none so far on the wigs.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh, it's so wrong, it's right.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I have to agree with you there, Rattus, but still no one's scored.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32There's the first flea!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Landed by Aaron who, literally, nearly threw himself off his feet.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Look at that! He's actually over.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39- Oh!- He's over!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42He threw his head at that.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45If he could've taken his head off and thrown it, he would have done.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I think he would, Dave.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Sonnyboy's got one hanging on the edge of his wig there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Aaron's got two there, look, two fleas.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Oh, flea on the knee.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I think you have to catch them on your wig
0:14:55 > 0:14:57so that flea is not scoring.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59That's another one for Sonnyboy,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02holding on to his wig there to support it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Carrera's doing the same.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05'30 seconds remaining.'
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Look at Aaron, he's just free-styling,
0:15:08 > 0:15:12he is throwing himself into this game with extraordinary vigour.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15And his peripheral vision is being obscured there by a flea.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18It really is extraordinary how many fleas are in this wig,
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I mean, I know it's not life-size, the wig, neither are the fleas.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- HORN SOUNDS - I think it's all over
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and, for me, Aaron has won that but only just.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Welcome back, everyone, back behind those podiums.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You know, I find my lice are so hard to count,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40by the time you've counted them their eggs have all hatched
0:15:40 > 0:15:42and you've got to start all over again!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44And it's really hard to count the ones on your bottom.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Oh, dear.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49On with the show and to find out who's up next
0:15:49 > 0:15:51it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Here are your four Victorian topics.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Aaron, it's your turn to lead off this time, what's it going to be?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06London.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10London, that is a question from my colleague, Rattus Rattus.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Ooh, colleague, thank you. Bit lower please. Thank you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15True or false?
0:16:15 > 0:16:21In the summer of 1858, the River Thames turned pink.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Hm, interesting.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Let's see those answers now, please. So you've all agreed on false.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Are they all right or all wrong, Rattus?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You're all right!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's false.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35The River Thames turned brown
0:16:35 > 0:16:39cos all of London's sewage used to go straight into the Thames,
0:16:39 > 0:16:40so it stank of poo!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44For some reason, people didn't like it, don't understand that myself.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49OK, Sonnyboy, your turn to pick a topic.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Gadgets.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Gadgets, that is a prop question.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57And there is the prop. True or false?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00This is a genuine Victorian contraption
0:17:00 > 0:17:03for gentlemen to keep their moustache clean whilst eating.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09OK, unanimous agreement again on true and I can tell you
0:17:09 > 0:17:13that it is true, absolutely true. Well done, everyone.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I love food getting stuck on my facial hair.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Leave it to rot there for a few more days and it's even tastier.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Yes. Carrera, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Factories.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Factories.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30True or false? In Victorian factories, no singing was allowed.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35OK, well, we are in total agreement once again,
0:17:35 > 0:17:36everybody going for true.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Are they all right or all wrong?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's true.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42No singing was allowed, far too much fun,
0:17:42 > 0:17:45not that you could hear it above the din of the machines anyway,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48they were very loud. Can anyone else hear that ringing?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50No, no, just you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51So, it's three points each,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55it's a maximum score for the round so far, that is extraordinary.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59We have one question left, that question is on Doors.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01True or false?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Some poor Victorians stole front doors from houses
0:18:04 > 0:18:05so they could sleep on them.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09And they are totally agreeing again with false,
0:18:09 > 0:18:13this is extraordinary, they've agreed on everything in this round.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Are they all right this time?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's true.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Poor people living in slums slept on the doors
0:18:19 > 0:18:21rather than the cold, damp ground.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I slept on one last night, it's dead uncomfortable.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Probably should have taken that door knob off first.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Maybe filled in the letterbox as well.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31OK, well, that means that we have a three-way tie again
0:18:31 > 0:18:35at the end of that round and that means we have a buzzer question.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Fingers on buzzers.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Beginning with the letter A,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41what was the name of Queen Victoria's husband?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Prince...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Sonnyboy.- Is it Arthur?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Oh, you're very close, unlucky, unlucky, Sonnyboy, it isn't Arthur.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Carrera.- Albert?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Albert is absolutely right. Well done, Carrera,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57you've won yourself another Year Sphere.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00OK, Carrera, you're through to play the Victorian game
0:19:00 > 0:19:03but will it be All Play or will it be Single Play?
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Let's find out.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11It's a Single Player Brainy Game!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12So, get yourself down that Time Sewer.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Isambard Kingdom Brunel was a brilliant engineer,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23a visionary designer and a lousy children's entertainer.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Whilst showing off magic tricks to his kids one day,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29he accidentally got a large coin lodged in his throat
0:19:29 > 0:19:33and he eventually managed to dislodge it using a clever device.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34It's time to play...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Once they're all in the right place you can turn the wheel
0:19:43 > 0:19:45and flip Brunel to dislodge the coin,
0:19:45 > 0:19:46and win yourself a Year Sphere.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51But be quick, you're against the clock, which is starting to tick.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53HORN SOUNDS
0:19:53 > 0:19:56So, here goes Carrera attempting Barmy Brunel.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's not going to work. I can't believe she's left it there
0:19:58 > 0:20:02but, clearly, that is not in contact with the driving cog
0:20:02 > 0:20:04and neither's that one.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07All cogs standing completely isolated from each other,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Rattus, that's not going to get Barmy Brunel tipped up is it?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Dave, I have to say,
0:20:11 > 0:20:16if Carrera does manage to do this, can I keep the coin?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'll put it up for auction on the rat auction site - Fleabay!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Ha, ha, Fleabay!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21RATTUS LAUGHS
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Yeah, right.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Here goes a piece that's finally fitting, that's lovely,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28she's got one that actually tessellates
0:20:28 > 0:20:31with one of the other shapes which is very, very nice.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33This isn't going to work, in my book.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Dave, could you please give us a definition of the word tessellate?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Shapes that fit together nicely, Rattus, would do for you I think.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44That doesn't work. Don't think that works.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I think you're absolutely right, Carrera, well done for replacing it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Now, this looks interesting.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Is that going to fit in with the driving cog?
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Yes, it is.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yes, it's there.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56She's learning, you've got to admire that,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59she is learning as she goes on.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02That bit is still floating independently from the other...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05That's nice! That's nice, that bit of the mechanism...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Oh! But she's taken it off, she's taken it off!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Oh, dear, oh, dear! I'm not sure that's going to work quite as well.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14'30 seconds remaining.'
0:21:14 > 0:21:16We've got 30 seconds left and she's taken off bits
0:21:16 > 0:21:20that were in the right place. Let's hope she doesn't take that first...
0:21:20 > 0:21:21She's taken another one!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22She's having a bit of a panic.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Oh, that's the other one that was fitting,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27she's taken off all the bits that were in the right place.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Oh, she's going to be kicking herself when she sees this back.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Poor old Barmy Brunel lying there with a coin lodged in his throat,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37he might want the Heimlich manoeuvre
0:21:37 > 0:21:39because he's not going to get the coin out this way,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I can tell you that for nothing.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43She's desperately just trying everything
0:21:43 > 0:21:46and she's run out of time.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Bad luck, Carrera, it wasn't to be this time.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50She's out! That was extraordinary.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Well done, you were keen to get back.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Bad luck, Carrera, bad luck.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57What happened there?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00You had to make sure that one of them fit into the big one
0:22:00 > 0:22:03and it was really hard and it didn't turn round properly.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05At one point you had two of them in exactly the right position
0:22:05 > 0:22:08but you just didn't quite finish it off.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09So, no year sphere I'm afraid.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Time for the final round, over to the Gory Grid
0:22:11 > 0:22:14one last time to find out what we've got.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17It's the Rotten Romans.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19There's no quirky quiz in this final round,
0:22:19 > 0:22:21it's straight to our big All Play Roman End Game.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24So, everyone, get down that time sewer.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Woo!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Whee!
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Roman Emperor Vitellius was famous for eating like an absolute pig.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41In fact, he liked four feasts a day.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43He even invented his own dish,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45a pie made out of the brains of pheasants
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and the tongues of flamingos.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48It's time to play...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Horrible Historians, your challenge is simple,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54to stuff Vitellius's gob.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Collect the pies and fling them into his mouth.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00The person who gets the most pies in their Vitellius's gob
0:23:00 > 0:23:03within the time limit, wins the year sphere.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06But be warned, half way through, a servant is going to spill
0:23:06 > 0:23:10a cauldron of garum sauce made out of rotten fish guts.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yum!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15You would say that. So, things might get a bit slippy.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Ready, steady, fling those pies.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20So, here we go then with Foul Feast.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23They have to fling pies, fish and grapes into the open mouth,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and two have gone in already, well, what a start that was.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28There's a fish, thrown like a dart, it's in!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Tremendous effort, tremendous effort.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Emperor Vitellius's catering supervisor, Keithus Maximus,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36working overtime at the end there.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38He really is a terrific catering supervisor,
0:23:38 > 0:23:39we're very lucky to have him.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42He's one of the finest Roman catering supervisors working today.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Look at that pie thrown by Sonnyboy, he's in the lead
0:23:45 > 0:23:47but that one fell short. Now grapes, more grapes.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Oh, there's a... Grapes going in there, lovely shot from Aaron!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Oh, what a fling that was from Sonnyboy, a tremendous fling.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58There's a flat fish, not so lucky there from Carrera
0:23:58 > 0:24:00but how will Sonnyboy do with his flat fish?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Oh, winged him on the side of the mouth, that must have smarted.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Oh, lovely, Aaron draws level with Sonnyboy! Three apiece.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09There's a big bunch of grapes for both of them,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11everyone going with grapes! It's grape afternoon
0:24:11 > 0:24:14all afternoon here at the Foul Feast.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17And it's a good job Keithus Maximus's dad owns a vineyard.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Maximus Maximus, big in grapes, big in life!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21That's not relevant now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, there's the garum sauce!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26There's the garum sauce and, I have to say, it is going to get much,
0:24:26 > 0:24:28much more slippery out there now.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Someone's looking at a wipeout.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Let's see, who's going to slip in the garum sauce first?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37It's Sonnyboy, Sonnyboy went first.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You're absolutely right, Rattus.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43There he goes again, disappearing from view almost completely.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Sonnyboy's hit the deck a few times.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Oh, they're all at it now. - 'Time's up.'
0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's all over here.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Sonnyboy and Aaron have tied it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55And Keithus Maximus is absolutely furious cos he's got to clear it up.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Welcome back.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00You've got yourself cleaned up I'm glad to see, lovely.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Well, that was very exciting.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04With three each were Sonnyboy and Aaron.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08So, Sonnyboy, if you'd like to pick another year sphere first.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12There we go and, Aaron, if you'd like to pick one too.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15That is all the year spheres awarded.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Did you know, when Emperor Vitellius was so full at a feast
0:25:18 > 0:25:20that he couldn't eat any more,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22he would tickle his throat with a feather
0:25:22 > 0:25:24so he'd be sick and could start eating all over again?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I made myself sick with a long feather once, yeah,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30was still attached to the chicken I was chasing.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yes. It's time to add up your year sphere totals.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Sonnyboy, let's start with you, open up your first one for me, please.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40There we go, 1086 AD.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42That's the Domesday Book, written that year.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43There goes the second one,
0:25:43 > 0:25:471815 AD, the Battle of Waterloo.
0:25:47 > 0:25:4864 AD,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51that was the year that Rome burnt down.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But what that does mean is you've avoided the BC totals
0:25:53 > 0:25:58and you've ended up with a score of 2,965,
0:25:58 > 0:25:59which is excellent.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Carrera, can you match that?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's have a look at your first one.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, dear me, 2532 BC,
0:26:05 > 0:26:08the great Egyptian Sphinx was finished about that time.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Let's have a look at the second one.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, dear.
0:26:11 > 0:26:132.5 million BC.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Mmm.- Oh, no.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Stone Age man started to use tools round about then.
0:26:18 > 0:26:25Carrera, that gives you a total of minus 2,502,532.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Oh, dear me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Right, Aaron, let's see if you can win this.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31What have you got in your first sphere?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Oh, dear, 8,000 BC!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Woolly mammoths died out about that time
0:26:37 > 0:26:39as did your chances of winning.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Let's have a look at your second one.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Oh, it's 1042 AD.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Edward the Confessor became King of England, but it's not enough.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Aaron, that gives you a total of minus 6,958.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Today's champion, with a score of 2,965 points,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57is Sonnyboy
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yay!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yay, who will be taking home our star prize
0:27:02 > 0:27:04and there really is nothing like a proper trophy
0:27:04 > 0:27:08and this is nothing like a proper trophy because, once again,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11it's some historical tat chosen by my furry friend here.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12What is it, Rattus?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Are you a First World War soldier? - No.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Getting cold in the freezing trenches this winter?- No.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Then what you need is a nice tub of whale fat.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Nooo!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Soldiers used to have to rub it all over their bodies for insulation.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Congratulations, Sonnyboy!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- Sonnyboy, I'm so sorry, there you go, well done.- Thank you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I'm sorry it's so, er, well, whaley.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38It just remains for me to say thanks to Sonnyboy, Carrera and Aaron
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. - Anytime.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Was that show messy enough for you
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Have you had your fill of blood, guts and gore
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Or have we left you still wanting more?
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Well, keep watching
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# We'll be back again
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