0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# With Horrible History's Gory Games
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Horrible History's Gory Games.#
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29And I'm Rattus Rattus OBE.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- You haven't got an OBE. - Yes, I have.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35The Queen's given you an Order of the British Empire, has she?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37No, no. It's a rat OBE.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It stands for Order of the Stinky Sock.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41That would be an OSS, wouldn't it?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah, but rats can't spell.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Can't do everything, you know. Only talking. Ah!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49This is the show where you get to test your knowledge
0:00:49 > 0:00:50of Horrible Histories
0:00:50 > 0:00:54by taking part in the most quirky quizzes and gory games imaginable.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Before we can do that, we need some Horrible Historians.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Introduce yourselves. - Hi, I'm Phoebe.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Hi, I'm Andrew. - Hi, I'm Maisie.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Welcome, everybody.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Dave.- What?- Dave.- What?- Dave.- What?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Could we do a little warm-up game I came up with last night?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10It's a Georgian taste test.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ooh, let me guess.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14What's it going to be? Rotting fish pate,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16monkey brains, dung burgers?
0:01:16 > 0:01:21No, biscuits. It's time to play Guess The Biscuit.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24To win this game, our contestants simply have to pick out
0:01:24 > 0:01:27which of the biscuits is a genuine Georgian recipe.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32One of the plates has your classic chocolate bourbon.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Another has plain old digestives.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39But only one has a genuine Georgian chips biscuit
0:01:39 > 0:01:41as eaten by the British Navy.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Stale as anything and riddled with weevils and maggots.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Right, then, you lot, blindfolds on and let's get tasting.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51No, no. Stop, stop. No-one is eating those.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53You'll give them all food poisoning.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55No, I tested them.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57But you rats can eat any old rubbish.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59No, I tested them on you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Remember at the cinema last night when I offered you a biscuit?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Excuse me, someone fetch me a bucket.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I think he remembers.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Urgh, right.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Phoebe, Andrew and Maisie, you're playing to win year spheres.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Each year sphere contains a historical date
0:02:24 > 0:02:25and at the end of the show,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28your year spheres will be added together with AD dates
0:02:28 > 0:02:33being added to your total, and BC dates being subtracted from it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36So, if these were your year spheres, for example,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- your total would be, Rattus? - Er, I want to say eight.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Please don't, because it's 735.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- That was my next guess.- Good.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44At the end of the show,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47the person with the highest year score will win a prize
0:02:47 > 0:02:49to take home and keep.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52That's right, and I picked it out my very self.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You probably don't want to know what he picked it out of.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Let's get cracking.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00To find out what this round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06The person who gets the most right wins the first year sphere
0:03:06 > 0:03:08and your four Middle Ages topic are...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Phoebe, you get to pick first in this round.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What topic would you like? - Entertainment.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Entertainment. And that is a prop question.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25That's what that's for.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27This is a jester's hat.
0:03:27 > 0:03:33Henry II's favourite jester was Roland the what?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Let's see your answers now, please.
0:03:41 > 0:03:47And you've all gone for A, and I can tell you that you're all right.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51The answer was Roland the Farter. Well done, everybody.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55No prizes for guessing his act.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57He's got a point.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02King Henry II liked him so much that he gave Roland the Farter some land.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Not sure where, presumably somewhere windy.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- That's very good! - Thanks very much.- Somewhere windy!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Thanks very much.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Good, good, good.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Andrew, your turn to choose a topic.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Er, Tournaments.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Tournaments. Excellent choice.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Which of these was not one of the rules of knightly chivalry?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Well, interesting. Andrew and Phoebe agreeing with B.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Maisie going on her own with A. Let's see who's right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39The answer is B.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Defend the poor, and quite right too!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Knights should be too busy being nice to ladies
0:04:44 > 0:04:46to have time to defend the poor.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47I agree with that.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49One behind, Maisie, but plenty of time to catch up
0:04:49 > 0:04:52and it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Um, I'll go with Monks.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Monks.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57What did the monks of Greyfriars Monastery in London
0:04:57 > 0:05:00see every morning when they left the monastery?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14OK. You've all gone for A. All in total agreement.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Let's find out if you're right or wrong.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21The answer is B, piles of animal guts. Yuck!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Disgusting!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yes, the town butchers in London
0:05:24 > 0:05:28used to dump all the unwanted animal meat outside the monastery.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Delivery for Mr Rat! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That leaves the scores unchanged
0:05:34 > 0:05:36and there's just one topic left in this round.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39That topic is Cures. Let's hear the question now.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43A Middle Ages cure for skin disease was to cover the sore spot with...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Very good.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53So the girls agreeing on B.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Andrew out on his own with A.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Let's hear what the answer is.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01We believed you just place it on the affected area
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and the skin disease then attacks the wolf's skin
0:06:04 > 0:06:06instead of your own skin.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It's quite ingenious when you think about it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11And it's utter, utter nonsense.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15So, Andrew, you've won the quiz, time to choose your year sphere.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, ice cream, ice cream!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Anybody like lovely ice cream?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's not really ice cream, Andrew.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's year spheres, worth far more.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Come and choose one.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Whichever one you like. Not the vanilla.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Be warned, one of those could contain a Stone Age date
0:06:31 > 0:06:33worth a few million minus points.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Good choice, or maybe not.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Wait and see. Wait and see.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39So, winning the quiz
0:06:39 > 0:06:43means Andrew is automatically through to play the Middle Ages game
0:06:43 > 0:06:45but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's a single-player silly game.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56So, Andrew, get down that Time Sewer with you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Head first!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Let me take you back to the 1400s,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08to the court of King Louis XI of France.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12The king has just taken delivery of an original new musical instrument.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15It's time to play the Pig Piano!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes and a keyboard.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Play a key and a little spike would prick a piggy and make it squeal.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26The larger the pig, the deeper the squeal.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Your challenge is to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit
0:07:36 > 0:07:37to win a year sphere.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Get one note wrong and you're out, so don't.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43No, really, don't.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Let's get squealing.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Here we go, with Pig Piano.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Andrew must follow the sequence of squeals caused, of course,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53by a spike going up a pig's bottom.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- What do you think of that, Rattus? - It's funny, Dave.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00He's got that first one right, so he's off and running.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01SQUEALS
0:08:01 > 0:08:06So, four squeaks to follow this time, here he goes.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Lovely.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Terrific stuff, terrific stuff.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Squeals remembered in the correct order. Here we go again.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16SQUEALS
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I love the way their mouths open.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, there's a little fart there, from the tiny pig there.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27He didn't let it upset him, though. He did well to remember that.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- PHHRRRTT! - Ooh! Another one goes at the end there.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Here he goes on sequence four.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Oh no, he's got it wrong.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Oh! Oh, he's been caught in the face by a shaft of poo.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47That's awful, awful for Andrew.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48He's got poo on his shirt.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51He's got poo on his head, but he's still smiling.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53What a trouper.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Welcome back, Andrew.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Thankfully completely cleaned up, I notice.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Yes.- Very well done. Bad luck.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05You didn't quite manage the task, but you did get covered in poo.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Yes.- How did that feel?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Icky.- Icky.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I think that's how it looked, to be honest. Excellent.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yes, the Pig Piano is, without doubt,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15the sickest instrument in history.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18What about the Incan Drums, made out of enemy skin?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22All right, it's the second sickest instrument in history.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Or the Incan flutes made out of enemy bones.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26The third sickest instrument in history.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Or the Aztec...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31The Pig Piano is one of the sicker instruments from history. OK?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Agreed.- Good.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Onto round two.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38And to find out who's up next, it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41It's the Rotten Romans.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Here are your four Roman topics.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51So, Andrew, it's your turn to pick a topic first.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Emperors.- Emperors it is.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Emperor Elagabalus had an unusual hobby.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What did he have a hug collection of?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Let's hear your answers now, please.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Andrew and Maisie going for B.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Phoebe on her own with A. Let's hear what the answer is.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Emperor Elagabalus collected them by the ton.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23So there were no flies on him!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26HE CHUCKLES
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Don't laugh, you'll only encourage him.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32OK, Maisie, it's your turn to pick a topic.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Food.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Food.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37We Romans loved eating snails,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40but how did we fatten them up to make them juicy for eating?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Did we keep them in a bowl of...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52A complete spread of answers.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Complete disagreement. Let's see who's right.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Sometimes, we fatten them in milk,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03but blood really improves their flavour.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oof! Yummy.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Whoa! Yummy indeed. Snails in blood.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I must try that.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Ugh! Ughhh!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Phoebe, your turn to pick a topic.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Gladiators.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Gladiators.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Here comes your question, ready or not.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40So the girls in agreement with A.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Andrew on his own with C. Let's find out who's right.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Right, then.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46The answer is...
0:11:50 > 0:11:54It also worked as a kitty litter for all the big cats.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Big cat! Where's the big cat? Oh!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00You can come back, Rattus, there are no big cats, I promise.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02There we go, halfway. That'll do.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04The girls are tying at two a piece,
0:12:04 > 0:12:08with just one question left in this round on Cures,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11and it's a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Thank you.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17A Roman cure for snakebite involved putting what on the bite?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Was it A - chicken droppings,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22B - pig droppings
0:12:22 > 0:12:24or C - horse droppings?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Again, a complete spread of answers, so we know someone's right.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Rattus, what's the answer?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The answer, Dave, is...
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, obviously, it is.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Putting chicken or horse droppings on it, that would just be crazy.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43It would be.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48So, Phoebe, that means that you've won yourself your first year sphere.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Congratulations. Pick it for us now.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Did that one feel like it had a good aura about it, did it?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Yeah.- Yeah, OK.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Phoebe, you're through to play the Roman game
0:12:57 > 0:13:01but will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's an all-play Gory Game,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11so that means it's off down the Time Sewer with all of you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Lead off, Maisie.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Ooh, head first.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Go on, Andrew.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19And there goes Phoebe.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Romans were big old bullies and when they wanted to conquer a city,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27they used some pretty ruthless methods.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It's time to play...
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Savage Siege.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Romans would use catapults to fire all sorts of awful things -
0:13:35 > 0:13:39rocks, beehives, even the severed heads of captured defenders.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Your challenge is to fire
0:13:40 > 0:13:43as many missiles into your fortress target as possible.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46The person who gets the most in the time limit wins the year sphere.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48So, catapults at the ready.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50In 3, 2, 1!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53So, here we go, then, with Savage Siege.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56They've all gone for a stone straight away.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59They have. They're between a rock and a hard place on this game, Dave.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yeah, Maisie's landed her first stone,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03so that was a tremendous selection from her.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05It's not working for the others.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Some of those are going way over the top.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Look at this, Maisie, she's got a second stone.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12The stones are working for Maisie.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I do hope these catapults are made out of real cat?
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Well, I have to say, that is not the opinion of this programme.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Horrible Histories Gory Games has nothing against cats,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- unlike my colleague here. - Yeah, well, quite right.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29So, a first stone landed there by Andrew.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Lovely to see, and Phoebe as well.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33They're getting the measure of the stones.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Maisie got it straight off, the other two are picking up on it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38They're picking up on it nicely
0:14:38 > 0:14:41because Phoebe is now level with Maisie.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42She's in the lead!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44She takes the lead there, and look at that!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Andrew up with Maisie as well, so it's all change here,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50apart from what they're throwing, that remains the same.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Everybody throwing rocks and, as I say that,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Maisie selects the first head. Let's see how it flies.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59That's why they haven't chosen heads. It just doesn't work.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01That trajectory was too flat.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04They need to need to loop it, as Andrew takes the lead now.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Onto four points. Maisie trying everything.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10That hive went off at right angles. We won't be finding that again.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12She's gone back to the rocks.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Very sensible, Maisie.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- 30 seconds remaining. - My colleague informs me
0:15:17 > 0:15:20there are 30 seconds remaining and this is very, very close.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22This could go down to the wire.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Andrew lines up another head, that could be a lead.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28He takes a two-point lead now.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30That could be absolutely crucial.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Maisie fires a beehive into the middle of next week.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You can't get the direction, that's the trouble.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40She recovers nicely with a head and so too does Phoebe.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Andrew responds the only way he knows.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44He re-establishes his lead, we're very close.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45And he's out.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48There's the hooter. Andrew's done it by two clear points.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Well done. - Horrible History's Gory Games.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Welcome back. Well played, everyone. That looked fantastic.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Did you enjoy that?- Yes.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58It was good, wasn't it? Well, I can tell you,
0:15:58 > 0:16:02the winner of the year sphere, with six, was Andrew.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Collect it for us now, please. And there we go.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Your second year sphere there.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Roman catapults were powered using tightly twisted ropes
0:16:11 > 0:16:13and sometimes, when they ran out of rope,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15they actually used women's hair.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18To be fair, Dave, they did cut it off the woman first.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yes, obviously.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- You know, rat hair has loads of uses as well.- Oh, such as?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Well, mud collecting, grease absorbing, bin scouring,
0:16:26 > 0:16:27affordable flea housing.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- I could go on.- Please don't.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Let's just get over to the Gory Grid,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33to find out what's up next.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Here are your all-important Tudor topics.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Maisie, it's your turn to get first pick this round.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I'm going to go with Dodgy Diets.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Dodgy Diets. And that is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57True or false?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Queen Elizabeth once ate a chess board.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Let's see your answers now then, please.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Ooh, interesting.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Andrew and Maisie are going for false but Phoebe thinks that's true.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Which is it, Rattus?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's true!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Although, to be fair, the chess board was made of marzipan.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Ooh, yes. Tricky question that one.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Tricky.- Yeah, Elizabeth had something of a sweet tooth.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Though, much like the rest of her teeth,
0:17:23 > 0:17:27her sweet tooth fell out from eating too many sweets.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Phoebe, it's your turn to choose a topic.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Anne Boleyn.- Anne Boleyn.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33True or false?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Anne Boleyn made a joke before her head got chopped off.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Interesting.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41The girls going for true. Andrew thinks that false.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Let's find out who's right.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44It's true.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49She said she had a little neck, so it would be easy to chop off.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Marvellous. Good girl. Cracking one right up.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Wish I'd been there to hear it myself.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58So, there we go, another point each to the girls.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Phoebe's in the lead with two in this round.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Maisie on one, Andrew yet to score, but there's two questions remaining,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- and Andrew, it's your turn to pick a topic.- Sport, please.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Sport.- True or false?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I once wrestled King Francis I of France.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17I was taller and heavier, so I made mincemeat out of him.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Excellent. Phoebe and Andrew going with false.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Maisie thinks that's true. Which is it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25It's false.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I lost. Francis I won by tripping me over.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Lousy cheat. And anyone who thinks it's funny
0:18:32 > 0:18:35can have an appointment with my executioner.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I didn't think it was very funny. Did you, Rattus?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39No. No, no, no.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Despite having one question left in this round,
0:18:41 > 0:18:45looking at the score, I see that Phoebe cannot be caught.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47She has a lead of two points.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50So, Phoebe, help yourself to another year sphere.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55So, Phoebe, as the quiz winner, is through to play the Tudor Game,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58but will it be just Phoebe or will the others get to play too?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Let's find out.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It's a single-player brainy game.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Phoebe, it's just you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Get down that Time Sewer, please.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's time to play...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Crazy Cures.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Seven Tudor sickness cures, two of them totally made up.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Your challenge - to work out which five are real.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Choose five cures and move them to the real board.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Touch the severed Tudor head to find out how many you've got right.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Keep trying new combinations until you've got all five
0:19:39 > 0:19:42but you've got to be quick, you're against the clock
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and the clock starts ticking now.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48So here we go. The Tudor Cure Name Game.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Let's see what's going to be first. What does Phoebe think?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Oh, a complete change of mind there, Dave.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Oh, very early to be changing your mind.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Apply leeches, goes up.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- We can safely say that might be correct, Rattus.- We can, Dave.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Wear the skin of a donkey. Not sure what you do that for.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Maybe a bit of sunburn, perhaps.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Drink cat's blood? That won't make you feel well.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm all in favour of that.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Swallowing frogs has gone up and hug a rat.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17You have four right.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20So, one of those was wrong and I must say,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I have hugged a rat, Rattus, as you well know,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- and it didn't make me feel any better.- Oi!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- She's replaced that one with drink tea.- You have four right.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Oh, drink tea's not right either, so, by a process of elimination,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36there we go, she's onto this, I think.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I think this is it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39You have all five right.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42The final press on the Tudor woman's decapitated skull
0:20:42 > 0:20:47tells us that Phoebe has won the Name Game.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Welcome back, Phoebe. Help yourself to another year sphere.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Tremendous effort. Did you know those answers?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57A few, I knew from Horrible Histories
0:20:57 > 0:20:59but I guessed most of them.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03It was very good guesswork, cos you did extremely well.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Superb effort.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08There was no tea in Tudor Britain, as you correctly guessed.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10It only arrived on these shores in Stuart times.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Hug a rat was, of course, completely made up.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Even in Tudor times, they knew you should never hug a wild rat.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- You don't know what you might catch. - Thank you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Time now for the final round.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27It's the Vile Victorians.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Good day.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30No quirky quiz in our final round.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Straight to our big all-play game and have we got a scary one for you.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Everyone, get down that Time Sewer once again.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49And they were gone.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Horrible, but true.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Some criminals used to steal dead bodies and sell them to surgeons
0:21:56 > 0:21:57who would experiment on them
0:21:57 > 0:21:59to learn more about how the human body works.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It's time to play...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Grave Robbers.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Your challenge, to steal three bodies from the graveyard.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Get them through the railings, onto the carts,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10find the key to the cemetery gate
0:22:10 > 0:22:12and get them onto the surgeon's table.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13If you hear this noise...
0:22:13 > 0:22:14WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:14 > 0:22:17..you must rush back to the cemetery and hide,
0:22:17 > 0:22:18so the policeman doesn't spot you.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20A second whistle means you can go again.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table
0:22:24 > 0:22:28and grab their dodgy money is the winner. 3, 2, 1.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Here we go then, with the Victorian grave-robbing.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33They're straight through the railings,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35grabbing the first corpse,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37which they'll put on those wheelbarrows
0:22:37 > 0:22:39and wheel towards the surgeon's table.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Phoebe's already off, and there's Maisie.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You can see just how wobbly those trolleys are,
0:22:44 > 0:22:45and Andrew in the background.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47They're all over the place.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48What they've got to do here
0:22:48 > 0:22:53is plunder a key from the pocket of the corpse and open those gates.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54I notice Phoebe's through.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56She's through.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59There's Andrew delivering his first dead body.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Maisie having problems with the lock
0:23:01 > 0:23:02but she's through now.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04They're all underway.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05That's one body each.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06They've stolen one corpse
0:23:06 > 0:23:08and donated it to medical science,
0:23:08 > 0:23:10which is exactly what they're supposed to be doing.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Although I say donated, Rattus,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16they are getting paid a sack load of dodgy cash for doing this.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20That's the black market for you. Who are we to question it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Here they go, look at this.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, and there's a body off. A body is off Phoebe's trolley.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27She's having to wrestle that back on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31That's taking the time. These trolleys are playing up today.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33They're wobbling, as they're designed to,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36but they're causing havoc for our contestants.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Andrew forges into the lead but there's the policeman.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42There's the policeman's whistle. They've got to get back.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Get out of sight and keep absolutely quiet
0:23:45 > 0:23:48because the repercussions of being caught by this policeman
0:23:48 > 0:23:51will be absolutely awful. Here he comes.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Look at him, casting his beady eye around the cemetery,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58just hoping to arrest a grave-robber.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Our grave-robbers keeping nicely out of sight at the moment, Rattus.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yes, it's going to be a forlorn night for that copper.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07He's found absolutely no-one.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I think they're back on. They're back on.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Back to the position when the whistle first blew,
0:24:12 > 0:24:14to pick up from there.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16As we can see, Maisie is marginally in the lead.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Phoebe equalising.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20She brings herself level with the other two.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22They've all got two corpses each. This is close.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Maisie, now taking the lead, just,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28and this is the third corpse we're on here.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31This is Andrew's third corpse, Maisie's third corpse.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Phoebe, in the railings.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Andrew's there, he's got to pick up the money,
0:24:36 > 0:24:37the dodgy money
0:24:37 > 0:24:39he's being paid for stealing dead bodies.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42He's got to get through the railings and he's won it.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Andrew is our champion grave-robber.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Good lad.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Welcome back, grave-robbers. Andrew, pick up your year sphere.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Lovely. You know the drill.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55In the late 1820s, when Queen Victoria was just a child,
0:24:55 > 0:24:57infamous grave-robbers, Burke and Hare
0:24:57 > 0:25:00stole corpses to sell to doctors.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02They were making a nice profit
0:25:02 > 0:25:04but soon ran out of fresh corpses to steal,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06so they didn't just dig up the dead,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Burke and Hare actually started murdering people.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Funny, I once knew a HARE who was a right BERK.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Yep, I think you may have ruined the melodrama of the moment.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Apologies.- No, it's fine. I'm getting used to it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23So, it is now time to count up those year spheres.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Looking at you, I can see Phoebe has three, Andrew has three
0:25:26 > 0:25:29and Maisie doesn't have any. However, Maisie,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32a score of zero could be enough to win this whole competition,
0:25:32 > 0:25:34so don't despair.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39All right. Phoebe, let's open up your first year sphere.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Oh!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Oh, it's 1323 BC.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46The death of Tutankhamen.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50That's a bit better. That's 1770 AD.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55Captain Cook claims Australia for Britain that year.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57And 1605 AD,
0:25:57 > 0:26:00which was, of course, the Gunpowder Plot by Guy Fawkes.
0:26:00 > 0:26:05That gives you a total of 2,052.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Sadly, Maisie, that means that you can no longer win,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10but it does mean you can still come second
0:26:10 > 0:26:12if Andrew gets a high BC sphere.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Let's have a look what you've got, Andrew.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19212 BC. It's bad but it's not a disaster.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21The death of the Greek inventor
0:26:21 > 0:26:23and scientist Archimedes that year.
0:26:23 > 0:26:281099 AD. The First Crusade.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31It's all down to the turn of this final sphere.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34What have you got?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37It's 1536 AD,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39the year that Anne Boleyn was executed.
0:26:39 > 0:26:45That gives you a final total of 2,423
0:26:45 > 0:26:48which means today's winner is Andrew,
0:26:48 > 0:26:51who'll walk away with the prize. Are you excited right now?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Yep. - Well, make the most of it
0:26:53 > 0:26:55because you're about to be horribly disappointed.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Come on, Rattus.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59What old tat have you fished out of the Time Sewers today?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Well, what would make a better prize
0:27:01 > 0:27:05than a hugely valuable, ornate cutlass?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08To which the answer is this...
0:27:08 > 0:27:15a genuine pirate's eyeball, lost to just such a cutlass.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Rattus, even by your low standards, that is an awful prize.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22You're the won who said, "Go eye-catching."
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I said, "Go and get something eye-catching."
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Oh. Oh, right!
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Well, anyway, Andrew, con-rat-ulations!
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Andrew, well done. I'm just sorry it's an eyeball.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- It's fine.- Good. Happy with that?- Yep.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41It just remains for me for me to say thanks to our winner, Andrew,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43and thanks to our fantastic runners-up,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Phoebe and Maisie, and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47I just keep coming back.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Was that show messy enough for you?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Or would you have preferred a little more poo?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Have you had your fill of blood, guts and gore?
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# Or have we left you still wanting more?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04# Well, keep watching
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# We'll be back again
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