0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# ..Games! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb, and this is...
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Votes for rats! Votes for rats!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32What are you doing, Rattus?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36I'm campaigning for rat rights. I'm a suffratgette.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39You know, like the suffragettes who campaigned for...
0:00:39 > 0:00:40For women's rights, yes, I do get it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Yeah, well, there are tens of millions of rats in the UK,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45but do we get any say in how the country is run?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49No! Votes for rats! Votes for rats!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51This is going to be one of those shows. Ha-ha!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Hi, I'm Seb, and I'm from Cheshire.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Hi, I'm Brooke, and I'm from Kettering.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Nathan, and I'm from London.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Welcome, everybody. Right, you are playing to win...- Votes for rats!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Votes for rats!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17You are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:20 > 0:01:23will win a prize fished out of the Time Sewer
0:01:23 > 0:01:26by famous rat rights campaigner Rattus Rattus.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Votes for rats!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes. Time to crack on, I think, with Round One.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's the Incredible Inca.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41So, four questions on the Incredible Inca coming up.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48and your four Incredible Inca topics are...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58So, Seb, you get to pick first in this first round.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Which one of those takes your fancy?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I'll go for Punishments. - Punishments.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Let's hear that question.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06The Incas' punishment for rebelling against the state
0:02:06 > 0:02:09was having a slow, agonising death,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11with your bones being turned into what?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Show me now, please.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Everyone's gone for B.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Let's find out if they're all right or if they're all wrong.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23The answer is...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Musical instruments!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I like to play music with my friend Maita.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31This is Maita.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33PLAYS A TUNE
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Poor old Maita!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Well, a point for everyone, there. Excellent start.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Brooke, your turn to pick a topic.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Erm... Can I have Myths, please? - Myths it is.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45We Inca believe that Manco Capac,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48the sun god who became the first lord of the Incas,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51killed two of his brothers by turning them into what?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Show me now, please.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Hoo-hoo!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Total agreement once again! What's the answer, please?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03The answer is...
0:03:04 > 0:03:06He wanted to rule alone,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09so the first lord turned his brothers to stone.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Paper would have been better. - How come?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, stone beats scissors, but paper beats stone.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yeah, I walked into that one, didn't I?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17You always do, Dave.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20No points scored there, I'm afraid. Nathan, what's your topic?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Can I have Fish, please? - You certainly can.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28The Inca had a relay team of runners to take messages round the Empire.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32One emperor also used them to bring him fish from the coast.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35If the fish wasn't still fresh, what happened to the messenger?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Let's have a look at those answers, please.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45They've agreed again!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47They've totally agreed on everything!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Let's have a look at the answer. - The answer is...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Whatever happened to "don't shoot the messenger"? Eh?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- HE SNIFFS - Ooh...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Superb work, everybody.
0:04:00 > 0:04:06A point apiece, and we come down to our final topic, Bracelets.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09At festivals, Inca would wear shaker bracelets
0:04:09 > 0:04:12on their wrists and ankles made of llama what?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Show me now, please.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Right, we have a disagreement at last!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24What's the answer, please?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25The answer is...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Llama toenails.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Ooh, I think I know what I want from Santa this Christmas.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah, well, that would require you being good all year, Rattus.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Fair point.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Not going to happen, is it? You can kiss that goodbye.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41OK, that means that Brooke and Nathan,
0:04:41 > 0:04:46you have another point each, and we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Seb, for now, you're history.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Brooke and Nathan, here comes your tie-breaker question.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Beginning with the letter D, name the musical instrument
0:04:57 > 0:05:00that Incas would sometimes make out of the skin of their enemy.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Brooke.- Drum.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Drum is the correct answer, well done, Brooke, you have won the quiz.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07It's time to choose your Year Sphere,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10which means it's also time for me to say...
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- WHISPERS:- Votes for rats.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Votes...
0:05:12 > 0:05:13No!
0:05:13 > 0:05:18All hail the Potty Pyramid.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Brooke, help yourself to the first Year Sphere.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Choose wisely, Brooke!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh... AD dates, of course, will be added to your total score,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35but BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38We'll find out what's in there later on.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41OK, Brooke, so as the winner, you're through to play the Inca Game,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44but will it be just you, or is everyone coming along?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Let's find out, shall we?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Wow, it's a single player game, so Brooke,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53it's just you off down the Time Sewer.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Sorry, it's a bit stinky.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59HE COUGHS Crikey.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01She's completely disappeared!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04You'll need guts to play this game, literally.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08It's time to carry out a royal Inca mummification as we play...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Nothing too complicated, pull the guts out, stuff the herbs in,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17swap the eyeballs for shells, add the rope, wig and headpiece,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and hey presto, one Inca mummy.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22If you can do all that in the time limit,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24you'll scoop another Year Sphere for your collection.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Are you ready, Brooke?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27In three...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28two...
0:06:28 > 0:06:30one...
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Now!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34And sensibly, Brooke heads straight for the instructions.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35She knows it's guts out first.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Looking a bit hesitant, there, though.- I wouldn't hesitate, Dave.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40That looks delicious!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Save some for me, Brooke! - Please don't do that, Brooke.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Anyway, away with the guts.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Now, she's walking - quite slowly, it has to be said,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'd pick up the pace if I were her.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- She's found the horrible green things.- They're herbs, Rattus.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57The Inca would stuff the body cavity with them, as Brooke is doing now.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah well, oh... Urgh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Look at her digging around for those eyeballs.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04It's less scooping out eyeballs,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07and more repeatedly jabbing a spoon into the face!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well, they're loose, they are loose, and they're on the loose.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Back to the table for the shells,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14quick glance at the instructions - sensible - and they're in.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Right, here comes the best part. - I can't watch this.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20She's got to get the mummy into a sitting position.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23She's fast running out of time.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I did not know human knees made noises like that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28They're really not supposed to, Rattus, not at all.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I think I'm going to be sick!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Ooh, save some for me, Dave! - Bleurgh!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Try and get some in my lunchbox. - Oh, that's disgusting!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Well, that's going to have to be good enough.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40She's moving onto the ropes now.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41I have to say,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44that mummy is not looking exactly like the finished one,
0:07:44 > 0:07:45but it is Brooke's first time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47At least we hope it is.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, now, now, she's left the headdress, I notice,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- but to be honest, she doesn't have enough time.- No!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, it's all over. Great effort.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Let's see what she thought of that.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I had trouble with the eyes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03They were very difficult to get out of the head,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05especially with the spoon.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, bad luck, Brooke, bad luck.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12No Year Sphere this time, but listen, don't worry -
0:08:12 > 0:08:15there are still plenty more to play for.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What is it now, Rattus?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22I'm taking my rights for rats campaign straight to the top,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25just like two suffragettes did in 1909,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28and I'm posting myself to the Prime Minister.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Rattus, you do know there's a cat that lives at Number Ten?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Oh.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Didn't totally think that through, did I?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39No, Rattus. This is quite the most half-witted campaign in history.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE SOBS
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Can't you read? It says I'm fragile.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47HE SOBS
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Come here. Come here.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Gentle, gentle.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54All right? RATTUS SOBS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57On to Round Two, and to find out what's next,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07And here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15So, Brooke, it is your turn to pick first this time.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Which of those would you like?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- The Black Death, please. - Let's hear that question.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21True or false?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24In 1349, the Black Death hit England,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26but had not yet reached Scotland,
0:09:26 > 0:09:30so the Scots went to the border and jeered at the English.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Is that true or is that false? Let's have a look.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Ooh... Seb and Brooke think it's false, Nathan thinks it's true.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37What's the answer, please?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38It's false.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40The Scots invaded England
0:09:40 > 0:09:42to attack while the English defences were down,
0:09:42 > 0:09:44but they caught the plague themselves
0:09:44 > 0:09:46and took it back to Scotland.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Oh, did they do that as well?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It's an expression, Rattus.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54What, like "a poo a day keeps the doctor away"?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Kind of.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00That's a point apiece, then, for Seb and for Brooke. Nice start.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Nathan, what would you like?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Can I have Rules, please?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Rules it is. Let's hear it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10True or false - at tournaments, knights fought each other
0:10:10 > 0:10:13but they were not allowed to attack someone who was unarmed.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Is that true or is that false? Let's have a look.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh, Brooke and Nathan agreeing this time with true.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Seb thinks it's false. What's the answer, please?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's false.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It was fine for knights to attack an unarmed man.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28So much for chivalry, eh?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30So much indeed. It's a point for Seb, though.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33He'll be pleased with that. Seb, it's your turn to pick now.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'll go with Food.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- Food. Now, that is a question from Rattus Rattus.- Certainly is.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Can you see that in your bag? - I certainly can, here we go.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47True or false - you could get takeaway food delivered
0:10:47 > 0:10:50to your door in the Middle Ages.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54So is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Nathan and Brooke agreeing again with false.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Seb thinks it's true. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01It is indeed true!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05You could get roast thrushes and hot sheep's feet.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, I bet you fancy a hot sheep's foot, don't you, Rattus?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11No, not me. I'm going on hunger strike, like some suffragettes did.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Until rats get the right to vote, I'm not eating another thing.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Well, we'll see how long that lasts, won't we?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Well done, Seb, that's another point for you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23And with only one question left in this round, I can say that you
0:11:23 > 0:11:26have won yourself a Year Sphere. Help yourself, fella.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Ooh, not that one.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Pay no attention to Rattus, Seb.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36We'll find out what's in there later on.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38OK, Seb's through to play the Middle Ages game, but will he
0:11:38 > 0:11:40be alone or will the others get to play too?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Let's find out, shall we?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's an All Play game! So it's off down the time sewer
0:11:48 > 0:11:50with the lot of you. Lead us off, Nathan.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Have you got the fight to be a knight?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Yes, it's time to play not Lance-a-bit, but...
0:12:06 > 0:12:07HORSE NEIGHS
0:12:07 > 0:12:10One of the ways a medieval knight practised their lance skills
0:12:10 > 0:12:13was by running the rings. So you have to head around the course
0:12:13 > 0:12:16skewering the rings and putting them into your basket.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20The first person to collect five rings will become the proud owner
0:12:20 > 0:12:22of a Year Sphere.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24They're under starters orders.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29HORN BLARES And they're off!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well, it's a bit of cautious start from all three of them here.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Looks like everyone's just getting a feel for those horses.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I know some mice who play this game with pencils and Hula Hoops.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ho-ho! Now that I'd like to see.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44So, Brooke and Nathan both headed down the home straight here.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Nathan drops his ring off like a pro there.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49And hot on his heels, here comes Brooke.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Equalling the score! - Oh, this is going to be close, Dave.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It certainly feels that way. Seb's on the scoreboard too,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57but Nathan, he's already dropping number two, look!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58And here comes Brooke.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Now can she...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yes, she can!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03But Nathan's already grabbing his third.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Seb drops off his second, but it's Nathan with this third.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10He really is very fast on that horse!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12He really is. Oh, look, hang on. What have we here?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Look out, two horse pile-up!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Seb and Brooke locked horse head to horse head.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18No-one's giving way!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Deadlock broken now, but that will have cost both of them, Rattus.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Nathan really pulling away now.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26That one means he's only got one more to go!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Brooke desperately trying to close the gap.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31And oh! It's out! It's out, Rattus.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34It was in and out, you hate to see that.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I do hate to see that, Dave. - Seb scores next.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Nathan just needs to drop this off and he's won!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, look, it's out again!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- We should check that basket for spring!- Well, let's hope
0:13:44 > 0:13:46there's no springs in there, that really would bring the game
0:13:46 > 0:13:48into disrepute.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Look at this, it's getting very, very close at the end now!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Nathan is on the charge! Seb delivering one there, but he's not
0:13:54 > 0:13:56in contention at the moment.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Is this going in? He takes his time, he secures the game.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I feel really happy and now I've got a Year Sphere.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09What about those controversial fisty hooves halfway through?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I've got one thing to say...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12it was all her fault!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14He stopped horizontally.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16She stopped her horse.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17I couldn't do anything about it.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20All right, you two, let's just leave it all on the field of play,
0:14:20 > 0:14:22shall we?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Excellent work, everybody, excellent work.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Nathan, please help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- And you are?- Emmeline Pankhurst.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Oh, wow! The leader of the Suffragette Movement!- Yes, Dave.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I've invited her to come and help me mastermind my campaign -
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Votes For Rats.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48What do you say, Emmeline?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Vermin! Kill the vermin!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh! Goodness sake!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53He went that way!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Kill the vermin!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56RATTUS PANTS FOR BREATH
0:14:56 > 0:14:59You've got to admit "kill the vermin" is a lot catchier
0:14:59 > 0:15:00than "votes for rats."
0:15:00 > 0:15:02That's not funny!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Well, it's quite funny.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Right, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out
0:15:06 > 0:15:07what's up next.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It's the Awesome USA!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Four questions, as always, and your four Awesome USA topics are...
0:15:22 > 0:15:25So, Nathan, it's your turn to lead us off this time.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Which of those do you fancy? - Can I have Harriet Tubman?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Harriet Tubman was a slave who escaped and went on to free
0:15:32 > 0:15:33many other slaves.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Go, sister.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37She used to distract the attention of slave owners
0:15:37 > 0:15:39by carrying a what?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40CHICKENS CLUCK
0:15:40 > 0:15:43RAT SQUEAKS
0:15:43 > 0:15:44GLASS SMASHES
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Show me those answers now, please.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Seb and Brooke agree with B, Nathan thinks it's A.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Let's find out.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54The answer is...
0:15:54 > 0:15:59She carried a chicken to distract the slave owners, and it worked.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Sweet!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04They clearly were a bunch of idiots.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Very nasty idiots.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Nathan, congratulations. A point for you. A good start.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Seb, your turn to choose.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- I'm going to go with Presidents, please.- Presidents, it is.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18George Washington was like the first president of the United States,
0:16:18 > 0:16:24but when he died - heavy, man - what did his friend William Thornton
0:16:24 > 0:16:26want to do with his body?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29GROANING
0:16:30 > 0:16:32CANNON FIRES
0:16:32 > 0:16:33TAPPING
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Show me your answers now, please.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Seb and Brooke agreeing with B, Nathan thinks it's A.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39What's the answer, please?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41The answer is...
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Dr Thornton wanted to try to bring President Washington back to life
0:16:45 > 0:16:48by transfusing lamb blood into his body.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Uncool.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52His request was, like, denied, man.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I've got an old pal who's full of lamb blood.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Is it Dave Lamb?- Nope.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Is it a lamb then?- No.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's a fox.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04That's distasteful, at best.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Nathan, congratulations, storming into an early lead there.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Brooke, your turn to pick. - Can I have the moon, please?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11The moon!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Man first landed on the moon in 1969.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Groovy, baby!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20But astronaut Neil Armstrong broke a switch that fired
0:17:20 > 0:17:23the rocket's engines, which could have meant his team were stuck
0:17:23 > 0:17:25on the moon forever.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28So what did they use as a switch instead?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31PEN SCRATCHES
0:17:31 > 0:17:33CRASHING
0:17:33 > 0:17:34CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Mmm, chicken bone.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Don't forget your hunger strike. - Oh, fight it, Rattus, fight it!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Show me your answers now, please.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Oh, Seb and Brooke agreeing again on C, Nathan on his own again
0:17:46 > 0:17:48on B. What is the answer?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51The answer is...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54They used a felt-tip pen as a switch.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Far out!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Nobody scores any points there, and with only one category left
0:17:59 > 0:18:03in this round it means that Nathan has won himself another
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Year Sphere. Go and collect it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:11 > 0:18:15So, Nathan has won the Awesome USA quiz
0:18:15 > 0:18:17and he automatically goes through to play the game.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20But will he be alone or will the others get to join him?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Let's find out.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's a Single Player game.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27So, Nathan, off down the time sewer on your own.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41It's 1899 and you're an outlaw in the notorious gang the Wild Bunch.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42It's time to play...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48This game is dynamite! Yee-haw!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Sorry. Get the train door open to reveal three safes,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55connect the right cable and blow them up until you find the one
0:18:55 > 0:18:58with the loot. Then grab a stash of cash in a flash.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02You've got to get 50,000 within the time limit to win yourself
0:19:02 > 0:19:03a Year Sphere.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08TRAIN WHISTLES
0:19:08 > 0:19:11So, first up, Nathan has to unlock several bolts to actually
0:19:11 > 0:19:13get inside the train carriage.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Of course, during their robbery
0:19:15 > 0:19:17the Wild Bunch blew the doors off, blew the safe up
0:19:17 > 0:19:19and blew most of the carriage to bits.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- What a bunch of cowboys! - Well, exactly.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Now he needs a fuse.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Only one of these, Rattus, is long enough
0:19:24 > 0:19:27to reach from the safes to the plunger, and this one looks
0:19:27 > 0:19:30quite promising. He attaches one end to the middle safe.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Is it going to be long enough?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Well, yes, it is!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Lovely, he's found the right rope first try.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Boom!- Boom!- There's cash everywhere!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Just like the actual Wild Bunch, Nathan has used way too much
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- dynamite.- Yes, and keep your eye on the cashometer, Rattus.
0:19:48 > 0:19:53He needs 50,000 notes to get above the line and claim victory!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56And he's gathering nicely here,
0:19:56 > 0:19:59gathering like a Womble in many ways.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, dear! It looks like a buzzard was caught in the blast.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh, poor Tony!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Poor Tony, indeed. I didn't realise you knew him.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Awful for you, Rattus.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Absolutely awful. Oh, no! He has woken up a rattlesnake.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- That's Tony!- Why does everybody have to be called Tony?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16So their names are easy to remember. Can I call you Tony?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17No, you can't.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I have to say, Nathan is cleaning up here, literally.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Grabbing handfuls of greenback, stuffing them in his sack.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Somebody get this man a vacuum cleaner.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Well, he's getting very, very,
0:20:27 > 0:20:31close to the 50,000 he needs to win now.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35He really has done excellently well. And in fact he's there. He's there.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You can stop stealing money.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Well played, Nathan. Oh, he's lost his moustache. But never mind!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It's grown back!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- I'm rich.- Well played, fella.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You're going to have to pick all those up now.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Congratulations, Nathan.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You sure did grab yourself a lot of loot there, boy!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01So, Rattus, how is the campaign coming along?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Oh, really well, Dave. I've got over 1,000 signatures so far.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Oh, wow! Where are they? - Well, they're right there.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Most rats aren't very good at writing
0:21:10 > 0:21:12so they have to leave their mark in other ways.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Oh, rat wee!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17HE GROANS
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Well done, Dave. You found another signature.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I've got signatures all over my trousers now!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Sorry you had to see that.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26It's the final round!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29So it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35It's the Vile Victorians! Good day.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39So no quiz, just time for our show-stopping all-play endgame.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42So come on, you lot. Down you go.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Lead us off, Nathan.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49See you, Seb.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And it's all about dead bodies
0:21:53 > 0:21:55because at the start of Queen Victoria's reign,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59surgeons needed a regular supply of corpses to practise on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- It's time to play...- Graverobbers!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05All you have to do is steal three corpses and get them to the
0:22:05 > 0:22:08surgeon's table, but this noise...
0:22:08 > 0:22:09WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:09 > 0:22:12..means there's a policeman on the way and you'd better run
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and hide in the cemetery until you hear another whistle.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16First to dump their bodies
0:22:16 > 0:22:19and grab their illicit stash of cash is the winner.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Go! So, Rattus,
0:22:24 > 0:22:26the first thing they need to do here
0:22:26 > 0:22:28is find the body with the key attached.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Giving it a good rattle around and look at that. Nathan's found it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Go on, shove him through, Nathan. That's lovely.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Oh, Seb has stolen a march on him there!
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Seb has gone into the lead while Nathan wrestles with his body.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Go on, just stuff him through! You can't hurt him, he's already dead.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Look at that. Now he's got to unlock that padlock.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00Meanwhile, the others are slowly but surely catching him up.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03And they're quite literally carrying a dead weight.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05They are, Rattus. A very good point.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08All three of them now at the gates. It's close.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- And it's in fact Nathan who gets through first...- Oh!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Seb has got this habit of just suddenly emerging from nowhere
0:23:15 > 0:23:16and seizing the initiative.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18He's a "Caesar"!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22He's right Caesar, just like an old Roman leader there!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, anyway, whatever we're going to call him,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27he's already claimed his second body.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30And Nathan, fiddling around with the keys there,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- I don't know what he's playing at there, Rattus.- What's he doing?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I do know that Seb just went for a short trip!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36LAUGHTER
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, terrific!
0:23:38 > 0:23:39WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Here comes the policeman.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43They've got to hide behind those gravestones and they've got
0:23:43 > 0:23:46to be quiet because this man is one of the force's finest.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Sadly, yes.- He really is.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52He's just come down actually from Manchester where he was catching
0:23:52 > 0:23:55graverobbers hand over fist, but he's missed them all there.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57And they're back into it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04Brooke just yanking her cadaver through there by the hair.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07That looked awful! And that's no better!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Well, if proof were needed that these people are dead,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12we just had it right there.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16And Nathan, meanwhile, has squeezed one through. But it is Seb!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Every time you mention someone else, Seb slaps you in the face
0:24:19 > 0:24:21and says, "I'm winning this."
0:24:21 > 0:24:26He's grabbed the cash, he's through the railings, Seb has done it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Terrific body snatching!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I think I would make a good graverobber.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34It's a tricky business but it gets you somewhere in life.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Yes, prison!
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Well played, everybody. Excellent robing. Seb, help yourself.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Help yourself.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Lovely. The final Year Sphere has been awarded.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Now it's time to count up those Year Spheres, and remember,
0:24:50 > 0:24:55AD dates are added to your total and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59All right, Seb, let's open up that first Year Sphere, please.
0:25:02 > 0:25:071858 AD - The Great Stink of London was that year.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Let's have a look at that second one.
0:25:11 > 0:25:161189 AD, Richard the Lionheart becomes King of England that year.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well done, Seb. You've ended up in the positive.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Brooke, let's have a look at yours.
0:25:22 > 0:25:271917 AD, the US declares war on Germany that year.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30It's not quite enough to catch Seb but it is a positive result.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Here we go then, Nathan. The all-important deciders.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Let's have a look at your first.
0:25:34 > 0:25:371331 AD,
0:25:37 > 0:25:41The start of the Hundred Years War between England and France.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:46 > 0:25:493600 BC!
0:25:49 > 0:25:54The first known mummification took place in Egypt around about then.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Let's have a look at that third one.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58It's good.
0:25:58 > 0:26:031815 AD, the Battle of Waterloo that year, but it's not enough.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Congratulations, Seb.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09You've run up a grand total of 3047 points,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12which means that you are today's worthy winner!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13- Yay!- Yes.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16And what could be better than your very own prize
0:26:16 > 0:26:20scooped out of the fetid waters of the Time Sewer by Rattus?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Well, almost anything but there we are.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26And what a prize it is. I'm almost too jealous to give it up.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- It's a mud wasp nest. - A mud wasp nest.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- And it gets better. - That wouldn't be too hard.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Because it's full of maggots!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Who would want a wasps nest full of maggots?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39The ancient Maya.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41They'd send children to go and collect them,
0:26:41 > 0:26:42then they'd heat them up
0:26:42 > 0:26:46and when the maggots wriggled out they'd eat them for a snack.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Delicious! Nom-nom-nom!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Rattus, what about the hunger strike?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Forget the hunger strike! These are maggots we're talking about here.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57There you go, Seb. Worst prize ever.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Can I tell you what I think? - Yes, you can.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02VOMITING
0:27:02 > 0:27:04That could be the least of your worries after you've eaten that.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Well, if you don't want it, I'll have it.- Settle down.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Time for you two runners-up to face the music,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12by which I mean slide into the Time Sewer gunge.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm sorry. It's been nice knowing you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Bye!- Bye!- Bye!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22It's disgusting!
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- I've been Dave Lamb, he's been protesting.- Votes for rats!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- And you've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.- Goodbye.- Games!
0:27:37 > 0:27:42- Votes for rats. Votes for rats! Votes for rats.- Give it up, Rattus.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43It's never going to happen.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Oh, Dave, I've chained myself to some railings,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- just like those suffragettes did. - Right. Nice moves.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50BARKING
0:27:50 > 0:27:52The security Dobermans have arrived. They sound really hungry.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Dave, wait. Help, help, help!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- All right. Where's the key?- Oh, I've swallowed it. Hang on a second.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00BREAKS WIND
0:28:00 > 0:28:02I think it's one of them two.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05You are kidding me.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Oh, for heaven's sake.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09SQUELCHING