0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Psst! Psst!- What's that noise?
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Rattus, you're not having a wee, are you?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09No, I'm psst-ing you because it means it's secret.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11I'm offering you the chance to invest
0:00:11 > 0:00:14in my top-secret business venture.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Oh, oh, let me have a think about that. No!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21What if I told you, you were going to be the centrepiece of my
0:00:21 > 0:00:23new star-studded celeb museum?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hm! What, a bit like Madame Tussauds?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Yeah, a bit like it.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Think about it - crowds of adoring tourists taking selfies
0:00:31 > 0:00:33with your gorgeous look-alike.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Really?- Hm.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I'd be the star attraction?- Mm-hm.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38OK, I'm in!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40You won't regret it.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# If you're easily scared and you don't laugh at poo
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:54 > 0:00:55# Still watching?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- BOTH:- # Then let's test your brains
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# With Horrible Histories: Gory Games
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# Horrible Histories: Gory
0:01:04 > 0:01:05# Games. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hello, and welcome to Gory Games
0:01:07 > 0:01:08with me David Rat.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And me, Lambus Lambus.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Or something like that, anyway.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Let's meet our horrible historians.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hi, I'm Sam and I'm from Woking.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hi, I'm Noah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hi, I'm Chiedza and I'm from Staffordshire.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Welcome, everyone.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Right, you lot are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35The person with the highest score at the end of the show will win
0:01:35 > 0:01:38a prize fished out of the Time Sewer by Rattus.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- So good, they named me twice. - Indeed.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Time to crack on with round one.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Let's find out what it is all about by going over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53So, four questions on the Terrible Tudors coming up.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And your four Terrible Tudors topics are...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09So, Sam, it's your turn to pick first in this opening round.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Which one do you fancy?- I'm going to go with Executions, please.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I thought you might, Sam. Let's hear that question.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19What weapon was used to execute Anne Boleyn?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Was it...?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Show me now, please.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29What's the answer?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30The answer is...
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Yeah!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Henry VIII brought an expert French swordsman over from Calais to
0:02:38 > 0:02:42ensure Anne's execution was as swift and painless as possible.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, that Henry, he was all heart, wasn't he?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Wasn't he just?
0:02:47 > 0:02:52And that trademark Sam celebration tells us that he is off the mark.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Congratulations, Sam. Noah, what's your topic?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Barbers.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59That is the question, sadly, from Rattus Rattus.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Besides cutting hair, what else were Tudor barbers qualified to perform?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Was it...?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Let's have a look at those answers. Wow!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Total agreement this time.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15What's the answer, Rattus?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, I'm afraid...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19They are absolutely right! It is, indeed, C.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Tudor barbers were also surgeons.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Amazing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26"I'd like a short back and sides and a kidney replacement, please."
0:03:26 > 0:03:28"Did you do anything nice for your holidays?"
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Crikey!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32OK, so that's points all round.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Chiedza, your turn to pick.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Cures, please.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42A Tudor cure for deafness was to put what in your ear?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Show me now, please.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Ooh! Sam and Noah agree on B.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What's the answer, please?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- SHOUTS:- The answer is B!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Sorry, am I shouting?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06I can't hear a thing,
0:04:06 > 0:04:10my ears are full of hare gallbladders and fox fat.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Well, if you weren't deaf before the cure, you sure were after.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Sam and Noah, another point apiece.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19The last question is on Salt.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Why did we Tudors often throw salt over our left shoulder
0:04:23 > 0:04:25before eating? Was it...?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Show me now, please.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Let's hear the answer.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40The answer is...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We Tudors believed that the Devil sat on your left shoulder
0:04:45 > 0:04:48and we'd throw salt over it to blind him.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I mean, you'd be crazy not to!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52You would be crazy not to
0:04:52 > 0:04:56and you'd be crazy not to admire Sam's full house!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59CHEERING Superb work and superbly celebrated.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Sam, you have won the quiz,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04which means it is time for you to choose your Year Sphere
0:05:04 > 0:05:07and that means it's time for me to say -
0:05:07 > 0:05:12all hail the Potty Pyramid.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Help yourself, Sam, to a Year Sphere.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Choose wisely, though, because AD dates will be added
0:05:20 > 0:05:24to your total, but, of course, BC dates will be subtracted from it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27We will find out what's inside that sphere later on.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31So, winning the Tudor quiz means that Sam is automatically through
0:05:31 > 0:05:32to play the Tudor game,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35but will he be alone or will the others get to play too?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Let's find out.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41It's an all-player game.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44So, off down the Time Sewer, with the lot of you, please.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Bye, Chiedza.- Bye.- See you, Noah.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Henry VIII may have been a mighty and powerful king,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55but he couldn't go to the toilet without assistance.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yes, it is time to play...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Being the groom of the stool wasn't for the faint-hearted.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05When Henry calls, you have to rush to check his poop.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07In the meantime, brick up the doorway to keep him
0:06:07 > 0:06:08safe from assassins.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11First to brick it up wins the Year Sphere.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15KLAXON BLOWS
0:06:15 > 0:06:18So, everyone rushes back to their pile of bricks.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19They each have one piece in place.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22We've given them that, but that is all the help they will get.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24And then after that, they're going to have to get their hands dirty.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Really, really dirty.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Oh, I'm so jealous!- I bet you are.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, they are all working on the largest piece,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33that seems to be sensible. Chiedza is off to an absolute flyer.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- HENRY:- I'm finished!- Oh, no. Here it comes.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, yes, here it comes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh, this is so disgusting. Did you invent this game, Rattus?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44You know, it is actually a traditional rat party game,
0:06:44 > 0:06:45only we don't bother with building a wall.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, crikey.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Sam, you have to say, is struggling a wee bit here,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52but Noah and Chiedza are getting very close indeed.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I hope nothing distracts them, because this could be it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56We might not have to see any more poo.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- HENRY:- I'm finished!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, no.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03The groom of the stool was actually well-paid to inspect poo, you know?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Imagine that, getting paid to do your hobby! Brilliant!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Everyone is right back into it. This is incredibly close.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I think Chiedza may just have the edge.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I think she's got one more piece to go.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15But so has Noah, but Chiedza is going to get there first.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18It's going to be very tight. Who is going to get it?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Chiedza wins it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That's lovely stuff.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23What did she make of that, besides from a wall, of course?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I found it quite fun actually because of the poo bit.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Any advice for Henry, boys?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33I would tell Henry VIII to have a balanced diet with meat
0:07:33 > 0:07:35and vegetables.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Go on a diet for nine years or so.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. Congratulations, Chiedza.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Collect yourself a Year Sphere. What's in there?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We will find out later.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52So, how is our celebrity museum coming along, then, Rattus?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, great. Really great. I've learned from the best.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Madame Tussaud.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00THE Madame Tussaud, from the French Revolution?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Uh-huh.- Well, she used to take the severed heads of nobles
0:08:03 > 0:08:06killed by the guillotine and then cast their faces in wax.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I hope you're not planning to do that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09No, no, no.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm not using wax.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12- So what, then?- Take a look.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Welcome to Madam Poosauds!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Who is that meant to be?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Na-POO-leon. Isn't it obvious?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Admittedly, it does look a bit like Henry number two.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Oh, all right. On with the show. I think I'm going to move this.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Oh, I wish I hadn't touched that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Wet wipe?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Going to take more than a wet wipe to sort that lot out.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40On to round two.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And to find out what's up next, it is over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48It's the Awful Egyptians.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51And here are your all-important Awful Egyptian topics.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59So, Noah, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm going to go with Gods.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06Worship of the crocodile god started with the priest
0:09:06 > 0:09:08re-enacting the pharaoh doing what?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's see those answers, please.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Total disagreement.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What is the answer.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21The answer is...
0:09:22 > 0:09:26The priest re-enacted the pharaoh going to the toilet.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE LAUGHS
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Hey, that's so funny, I've just re-enacted me going to the toilet.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Big Tony, can I have a mop?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Thank you. - Oh, it's all dripping down the back.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Oh, dear me.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44The priest was actually re-enacting pharaoh's full washing ritual.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Keep mopping, slave!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Thanks, Tone.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55So, that's a point for you, Sam. Chiedza, it is returned to pick.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Can I have cats, please?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The punishment for killing a cat in ancient Egypt was...?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Let's have a look at those answers.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Who is right?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12The answer is...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17If you killed the cat, you were put to death!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Quite right too.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Cats are sacred.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Yeah, in rat lore, if you kill a cat, you're given a medal.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Just saying.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27So, Sam, another point for you.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You have yet to get a question wrong in this show.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I don't want to talk about maximums, but, you know, it's in the air.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Sam, it's your turn to pick. - I'm going to go with Cures, please.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Cures. That unfortunately for you is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45An ancient Egyptian cure for earache involved burning
0:10:45 > 0:10:49frog bone, tortoiseshell and what else?
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Show me those answers please.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- What's the answer, Rattus? - The answer is...
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Crocodile poo, tortoiseshell and frog bone where burned
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and the smoke was wafted into the ear.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11HE LAUGHS
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Yeah, I've got a good cure for an earache.- What's that, Dave?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Ah, that's better already. MUFFLED SPEECH
0:11:19 > 0:11:20HE SPITS
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Noah, congratulations. A point on the board for you.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Teeth is the final category in this round.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30What did we ancient Egyptians believe caused tooth decay?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Show me those answers now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Complete spread of answers there.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41No-one agreeing with each other whatsoever.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44What's the answer?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45The answer is...
0:11:46 > 0:11:50The ancient Egyptians believed tooth decay was caused by worms
0:11:50 > 0:11:52living within the mouth.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Have I got any?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56So, Noah, you are on a roll now.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59That's two apiece. And at the end of that round,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02we can see that Noah and Sam are in a tie-breaker situation.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05SIREN WAILS
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Beginning with the letter S, what is the name of the massive desert
0:12:08 > 0:12:11that covers parts of each of...
0:12:11 > 0:12:12The Sahara Desert.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Sahara Desert is absolutely right, Sam.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Congratulations.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Good celebration. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Bad luck, Noah. Bad luck. Extremely close.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28OK, then. Sam is through to play the Egyptian game,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30but will it just be him or will the others get to play too?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Let's find out.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Sam, it's a single-player game.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Off down that Time Sewer by your lonesome.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's time for a bit of good old-fashion tomb raiding.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Tutankhamun's tomb was never looted in ancient Egyptian times,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52but don't let that stop you having a go. Yes, it's time to play...
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Smash your way in through the tomb wall and find Tut's loot.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Place all four items on the right plinth within the time limit
0:13:02 > 0:13:05and you've earned yourself a Year Sphere.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08KLAXON BLOWS Start!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Right, Sam, he goes for the right loose block
0:13:11 > 0:13:13and through the wall he goes!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Let the rummaging commence, Rattus. - Oh, I love a good rummage.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Yes, I heard that about you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Egyptians were buried with their possessions, which they would need
0:13:21 > 0:13:23in the afterlife. Money, clothes, weapons,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25they had everything they wanted.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, apart from, you know, being alive.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Wow! Sam is reaching right inside King Tut's stomach there.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Oh, he's spotted the pants.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37The pants... Oh, there's the first item.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39The death mask, right in the pile of pants.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Do you know it's a fact that Tutankhamun was buried
0:13:41 > 0:13:44with 145 spare pairs of underpants?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, you can never have enough pants.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48That's one item down, three more to find.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50But he is going to have to get a wriggle on.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54And wriggle, he certainly does. He moves a mummified cat there.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57And, yes, treasure number two.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Just like me. I treasure my number twos.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Yes, you treat them with peculiar reverence. It's on the plinth.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And back through the wall he goes.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Sam is keeping up a good pace.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12He literally leaps back into action there. Where is he going to go next?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13I'd look in the pile of pants again.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Well, you would do, wouldn't you, Rattus?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18But there is no reason to do that. That's the problem.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21He's having a rummage in a chest there.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25He seems to be hitting something of a metaphorical brick wall here.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Looking in a basket, it's all gone a bit random.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29A little bit drifty.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Sam needs to get hold of this game and get hold of it he does!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35A third trinket emerges.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38And back to the wall he goes. KLAXON BLOWS
0:14:38 > 0:14:39But it's too late.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Oh, it was great looting, but there's no Years Sphere.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43What was the game plan, fellow?
0:14:43 > 0:14:47When I got through the wall, it was...look everywhere!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Sadly, I ran out of time.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Was it grim looking through the pile of pants?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56"Was it grim looking to the pile of pants?"
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Of course it was!- Right.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Why would anyone ask a question like that?!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, sorry Sam.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Oh, bad luck, Sam. Bad luck. No Year Sphere this time.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11But, still, plenty more spheres to play for, everyone.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Oh! Rattus, what is this?!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, Dave, I know why you're upset.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's cos I've not done your Madame Poosauds bust yet.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23So, come on, let's take a cast of your head.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Go on, stick it in the bucket.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Not going to happen, Rattus!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Not going to happen. I want a wax replica or nothing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33All right, then. I'll see what I can do.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Good gracious me!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Round three. Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48So, four questions, as always,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51and here are your four Victorian topics...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00So, Chiedza, it's your turn to lead us off. What do you fancy?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Can I have Queen Victoria, please?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05True or false - Queen Victoria had herself named
0:16:05 > 0:16:09the Empress of India and visited the country a total of 19 times?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Is that true or is that false? Let's see.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13What's the answer?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's false.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19The so-called Empress of India never visited India.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- I've been to the Taj Mahal.- Really?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Yeah, it's my local curry house. I'll have a Friday-night curry.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- From the bins, obviously.- Appalling.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Sam and Noah, congratulations. A good start to that round.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Sam, it is your turn to pick.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Can I have Crimean War, please?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39True or false - during the Crimean War,
0:16:39 > 0:16:43the starving British soldiers were freezing in old, tattered tents
0:16:43 > 0:16:46until the Duke of Cambridge arrived with 17 wagonloads
0:16:46 > 0:16:48of clothing and provisions for them?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Let's see your answers, please.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51What's the answer?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53It's false.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56The Duke's 17 wagons of clothing and provisions
0:16:56 > 0:16:59were just for himself, and quite right, too!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Outrageous!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Well done, Sam and Noah, though. A good start to this round.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You're still in it, Chiedza. Don't you worry about that.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Noah, your turn to pick. - Limps, please.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13True or false - it was fashionable for Victorian ladies
0:17:13 > 0:17:15to walk with a pretend limp?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Ah! So, it's Sam and Chiedza who agree this time on false.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Noah thinks it's true. Is it true or false?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's true.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Fashionable young women mimicked the limp
0:17:28 > 0:17:31of Victorian trendsetter Princess Alexandra.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Shopkeepers even started selling footwear
0:17:34 > 0:17:36with one high heel and one low.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40How stupid would you have to be to buy a pair of those?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oops!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45THAT stupid. HE LAUGHS
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Noah, well played. You're into the lead,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49but, Sam, you can still catch him.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51One more question left in this round,
0:17:51 > 0:17:53and it's on Jelly,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- and it's a prop question. - Prop question!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- ALL:- Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01HE GROANS Yuck!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Victorian jelly was made out of calf feet,
0:18:05 > 0:18:10pigs' bones and sturgeon bladders - true or false?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Show me your answers now, please.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16I can tell you that the answer is that it's true.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19It is true. To give the jelly its wobbly but firm texture,
0:18:19 > 0:18:25Victorian chefs would use calf feet, pig bones and sturgeon bladders.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27That is absolutely disgusting.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Oh, delicious! - HE GROANS
0:18:30 > 0:18:32So, congratulations, Chiedza.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You finished that round strongly, but looking at the scoreboard,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38it's Noah who wins the next Year Sphere.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Help yourself.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50What's going to be in there? We shall find out later on.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Well done, Noah. OK, Noah's the winner of the Victorian quiz.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55He's through to play the Victorian game,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58but will it be just him or is everybody else going to join him?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Let's find out.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Ooh, it's an All Play game!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06So, come on, all of you, down that Time Sewer.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Go on, Chiedza.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Go on, Noah.- See you! Bye!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Back in Victorian times,
0:19:15 > 0:19:17they used to send children up chimneys to unblock them.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21You had to be small and nifty or you'd get stuck in the chimney
0:19:21 > 0:19:23and someone had to be sent up after you to shift you.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Brutal business. It's time to play...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Scramble up your chimney, shift the four blockages,
0:19:31 > 0:19:35and get your brush out the top before anyone else to win the game.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38In three, two, one...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41HORN HONKS ..sweep!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43So, off they go, and that is a terrific start from Chiedza.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45She's already at her first blockage.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47She looks like she's done this before.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Maybe she has this game set up in her back garden.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Well, Noah's no slouch either, but it looks like Sam might be
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- having a little bit of trouble with knots.- Use your teeth, Sam!
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Don't do that, Sam. Chiedza's got item number two already.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01She is absolutely flying up and down that chimney.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05She drops it off. That's it. She's taken a two-one lead.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Sam seems to be struggling still with his first item,
0:20:09 > 0:20:11but Noah is keeping things interesting.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15He's returning with his second. Meanwhile, Chiedza's got three.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh, Chiedza's already got her third in her hand
0:20:18 > 0:20:21as the other two deliver one apiece.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25And here comes the sweep to offer some more encouragement.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Not that she needs it. - She doesn't need it at all.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30She's going back up the chimney
0:20:30 > 0:20:32for what will be her final item.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33This is extraordinary.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37This is some of the finest chimney sweeping we have ever seen.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40The boys aren't going to catch her here, I don't think,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- no matter how much encouragement they get.- I don't think so.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44No, I don't think so, I KNOW so!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Look at Sam wrestling there with that final blockage.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49And Chiedza drops her fourth and final blockage,
0:20:49 > 0:20:50and now she's got to go.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Sam's out of this, I'm afraid.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54It's Chiedza all the way for me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56She's just got to get up to the end
0:20:56 > 0:20:59and get that broom sticking out proud from the chimney.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01That's it. FANFARE PLAYS
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Use your head, Chiedza.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05She's only gone and won herself a Year Sphere.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09My technique was to just concentrate and not get distracted.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I just tried to do it as fast as I could.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Would you make a good chimney sweep, Sam?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Probably not. I'd probably be burned to death.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Hey, well done, everybody. Well done.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23And congratulations, Chiedza.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Excellent.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Ooh, Rattus, is this my wax model?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35HE CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Ta-da! - CHIEDZA LAUGHS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- And that's supposed to be me?! - Yeah! Can't you tell?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Well, at least it's made out of wax.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah, earwax.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Careful! Do you not know how long it took me
0:21:53 > 0:21:55to collect that much earwax?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Most of it is Viking. They love a good ear clean, Vikings.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Lovely. Moving on, it's the final round,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07so it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- It's the Awesome USA. - So, no quiz, this round.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17It's straight down the Time Sewer for our massive endgame.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Lead off, Chiedza.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Imagine what you'd see if you were on the surface of the moon.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Bags of astronaut poo. - Yes, it's true.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Yeah, they dumped it to make their spacecraft lighter.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36It's time to play...
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Our Apollo 15 astronauts have to dump their bags of poo,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46wee and vomit whilst grabbing themselves three moon rocks.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48The first person to get them back to base
0:22:48 > 0:22:50and raise their flag wins the Year Sphere.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53In three, two, one...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55HORN HONKS ..blast off!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57So, off they go, and their first job, of course,
0:22:57 > 0:23:01is to drop their bags of jobbies into their coloured craters,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03as Sam looks like he's about to...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, he misses!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07It's one small poo for man,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10one giant sack of doo-doo for mankind.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Well, indeed it is. Noah and Chiedza on the board.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Sam is waiting for a little bit of help here
0:23:14 > 0:23:16from the friendly astronaut.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18That's Alan Shepard, by the way,
0:23:18 > 0:23:20who famously played golf on the moon.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23He's keeping busy with other things today, though.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28Chiedza and Noah are moving forward through this game. Chiedza has two.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Noah now has two. They're still dropping their poos.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Remember, after three poos have been dropped,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36they'll be looking for rocks to grab and collect.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38And almost simultaneously,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41that's the point that Noah and Chiedza have reached now.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Do you know, it's a little-known fact - in 1961,
0:23:44 > 0:23:47to test out space flight, Russians sent a guinea pig,
0:23:47 > 0:23:50various reptiles, and 18 mice into space.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I can think of a rodent who should be sent into space.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56And while Rattus has been wittering on about animals in space,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Noah has got his first rock
0:23:58 > 0:24:00and has forged into the lead.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Wow, there's Alan Shepard getting involved again.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04He really is a good egg, Alan Shepard.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Interesting - his golf handicap is four,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08which makes him quite a reasonable player,
0:24:08 > 0:24:09on the moon or anywhere else.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12One rock apiece now between Noah and Chiedza.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13It really is between them.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Chiedza goes into the lead. She's got two rocks.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Noah looks like he's grabbing his second, and delivers it.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It's two apiece. It's really tight at the top here.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25It's going to come down to who's got the most stamina
0:24:25 > 0:24:27and who's got the best leg speed
0:24:27 > 0:24:30and who doesn't crash into their own crater.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Chiedza still needing that final rock.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36That's Sam delivering his second rock.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Sam's coming back into it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40But now Noah has gone into the lead.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Chiedza's fighting back.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43This is incredibly close.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's all going to be about the flag plant here, I think.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Sam grabs his third,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50but he's out of it now because Chiedza's out of the buggy.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52She's going to do this!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55She plants her flag. She claims her Year Sphere.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58And, I wonder, could she be a future astronaut?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I think it would be hard to be an astronaut
0:25:00 > 0:25:02because I kept crashing into stuff.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Noah, you just missed out.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I was on my third rock,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09but I got overtaken right at the end.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- How was that for you, Sam?- Wow!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15There's a lot less gravity than I'm used to, I can tell you that.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Well, it is the moon.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Hey, welcome back! What a brilliant, sporting contest that was.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Chiedza, yes, go for it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27Help yourself to a Year Sphere. Lovely. Great stuff.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Now, time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And, remember, AD dates are added to your total,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36and BC dates are subtracted from it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Here we go, then. Sam,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39let's open up that first one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Ooh, it's a BC, but it's not a disaster.
0:25:43 > 0:25:4544 BC - the death of
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Julius Caesar that year.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Oh, no, no, no! It's another BC.
0:25:52 > 0:25:561600 BC - construction stops
0:25:56 > 0:25:58on Stonehenge round about then.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Sam, I'm sorry, but you've ended up with a BC total.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04You may still win. Who knows what's in these?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Noah, let's have a look.
0:26:07 > 0:26:111661 AD - Charles II was crowned
0:26:11 > 0:26:13King of England and Scotland that year.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I'm sorry, Sam, that means it's curtains for you.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Noah, you are in the lead.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Chiedza, that's what you've got to beat.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Let's have a look.
0:26:21 > 0:26:241718 AD. It's a very strong start.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Blackbeard the pirate was killed that year.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Let's have a look at that second one.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Ooh, 330 BC.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33So, we're going back the other way.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35The conquest of the Persian Empire
0:26:35 > 0:26:37by Alexander the Great was that year.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38It all hinges on this one.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Let's have a look at it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42It's 1431 AD.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Joan of Arc was burned at
0:26:44 > 0:26:47the stake that year, but what it really means, Chiedza,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50is that you are today's winner. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Congratulations, Chiedza. You have a total of 2,819 points.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58And what, dare I ask, is our star prize this week, Rattus?
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Oh, well, Dave, it's two tickets to Madame Poosauds.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05MUSIC STOPS
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Come and see some amazing celebrities -
0:27:08 > 0:27:11George Pooney, Kim Kar-splash-ian,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Benedict Bumberbatch and Donald Trump.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Didn't have to change that one.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Two tickets there, Chiedza - one for you,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22one for someone you really hate. SHE LAUGHS
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I'm afraid our runners-up aren't getting away poop-free, either.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You two, down the Time Sewer and off home.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- Enjoy!- Bye, Noah. Bye, Sam. - Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Goodbye.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Ew! That's just disgusting!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I've been Dave Lamb.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42And I've been Rattus Rattus.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I can't move!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46And you've been watching Gory Games.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49In glorious smell-o-vision, I hope.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- BOTH:- Goodbye.